Welcome to Pier Talk, i don't give a rat's ass if you read or leave, because if you don't like what i have to say, you can walk right down the end of this pier and throw yourself in ....idiot
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Editor's note:
Apparently a number of you aren't really smart enough to be qualified to read here. It was very self explanatory that text in gray was what a person actually said in the room verbatim and then any other sentences with other colors were my commentary or my version of what they would say or what they really mean but dont type themselves......see how that works? easy isnt it? no? well go fuck yourself and don't bother reading any further.....
I am adding an addendum to this because lately the blog has been losing its formatting, including the colors of the text...so now the gauge of your intelligence will be your ability to actually read AND comprehend, because anyone with half a brain will be able to tell when i am commenting versus whoever is the current topic....and so if it loses the formatting again, i will not be fixing it for the dumber masses
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THE PIER IS DOWN FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS SO I CAN EITHER REVAMP IT OR FIGURE OUT WHY POSTS ARE MESSING UP.....IN THE MEANTIME, SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL NEWSPAPER AND BUY A HARDCOPY EDITION FOR OLD TIMES SAKE....SORRY TO TYPE IN ANDY TYPE FONT BUT AT LEAST NO ONE CAN SAY THEY DIDNT SEE THIS
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BlackSheerPride: Bug he isnt the first ive had to deal with and wont be the last you of all people know how i am and you know what i am
oh fuck, i can feel a "i am a vampire" phase coming on....i swear to God if he starts that shit again, i am gonna corner the market on garlic, stakes and silver bullets and send mass quantities to everyone that comes in the room. Also, after my post about how i think he helps Diamond by gathering info on others, he sends me an email denying it, saying he is on Bug's side....and i just had to laugh.....sides....like school kids.....god how old are you man
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Quietstorm1965: i wanted to shoot a kid on the ass with a pellet gun, he was bent over his bike and all i saw was ASS in boxers, i soooo wanted to bust him in the ass
well we all have hobbies, although i must say this one rides the fringes more than most i have heard about.....speaking of ASS in boxers, that "newbie" kenster is making guys like diamond and fitsport damn near palatable......ok ok i lie but seriously....i read him and i want to throw myself face down, forcefully, onto a bed of barbed nails while singing Tubthumping (i like the song, but not when throwing myself face down onto a bed of barbed nails)......ok it's 20 minutes since i started writing this post and wow, did i ever deviate from the original theme or what
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Laura 37373: i know this is politically incorrect, but i don't really like midgets
Imagination cloud appears over head......screen scene switches to Romance - Married Midgets
Randy 48484: i know this is politically incorrect, but i don't really like married bitches named Laura who live in PA and scurry to sign off like "a rat when the light switch comes on" when their husbands suddenly arrive home, get out of the shower, quit snoring, etc....
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Kenster184: this room reminds me a little of Little House on the Prairie
did anyone else think "and Diamond is Nellie" when he said this?
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Fahntastik: i prefer the freaks to parkers,, just saying
said by the man who parks for hours at a time sometimes and then upon his return says "damn, forgot i was in the room" or "i was playing poker".....yeah well parking is parking bitch so clean your own fucking porch and get a new broom cuz the one you use to do it with now is more worn out than your jokes
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Kenster184: i tend to talk in generalities
A viable candidate for the Understatement of the Year Award.....yeah, as in SWEEPING.....
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DustiDezertDood: I don't think I've seen this room so dominated by guys
you're obviously never here when brensea and skankersore are here, they are about as mannish as it gets
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sweetforveron: ken and red i didnt see your answer earlier why did u pick this room to come in ? where u here before ?
Kenster184: ok sweet'
Kenster184: ill answer you
Kenster184: as nice as possible
sweetforveron: ok
RedSeems4Evr: i was surfin sweet
sweetforveron: lol@ nice
sweetforveron: oh ok
Kenster184: "I' left the born again room a month ago
Kenster184: froever
Kenster184: forever
Kenster184: so i was in this room lolligagging about and RED came in to say hi to me
sweetforveron: oh ok
Kenster184: we havent seen each other in a long time
the part he is forgetting to tell her is how, less than an hour after his debut arrival here in the room, he "observed" how much the tone of the room changes depending on who comes in....wow..what an observation one BRAND FUCKING NEW to a room can easily make about people they don't even know.....then a bit later he claimed he had been with several women from Married....these 2 "newbies" are overly worn regs trying to reinvent themselves, thinking they are all cutesy with their new personas....idiots....the worst part of this is just when we thought we got rid of that windbag Puff, someone that is even more of a font hog shows up to monopolize the chat....
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Kenster184: HARRY CHAPIN DIED 10 MINUTES FROM MY HOUSE ON THE LONG ISLAND EXPRESSWAY ON LONG ISLAND
WOWWWW, no fucking wayyy man....do you know how rare it is for someone who had such a close connection to such a worldwide event has come in this room and graced us with their presence....i am in awe and i bow to your greatness. <this is code for hey dumbass, do you know how many people live within 10 minutes of any portion of the long island expressway in one of the most densely populated areas of the northern fuckin hemisphere....i cant wait for someone to one up this by coming in and say "Harry Chapin died NINE minutes from my house on the long island expressway.......that's on Long Island" (Mrs Sparky just peered over at me from the sofa and asked me "honey? have you seen my mix CD that was in the car, it has my fav songs on it, you know the one with Cats in the Cradle and some other tunes?"...........ok ...i fibbed.....but it sure looked like she wanted to say that!)
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AnaisAnnais: i do practice yoga
AnaisAnnais: i can bend... matissee
AnaisAnnais: lol
Cinnderfrknrella: i love to work out but i tried yoga...put my butt straight to sleep
Matissee: lol like a pretzel?
AnaisAnnais: u name it...
Matissee: ankles behind your ears
LivTLaugh: I pratice Yogabear I steal picnic baskets <it's only fitting i follow up the Line of the Day with the Dumbest Joke of the Year (i know i know some of you probably think i mean Ana and that is a valid option, but not this time).......this was so corny it was mistaken for a bottle of Karo Syrup
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I wasn't home for 5 minutes before i saw the Line of the Day
ladyfiona1967: its pleasant in here right now
ladyfiona1967: and its because diamond isnt here
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LemonGrogger: hi Nursie how are you
NursieinAZ: I am well thank you...You Sir?
LemonGrogger: im very well Nursie ty for asking...
LemonGrogger: Nursie were you ever a sub?
NursieinAZ: My pleasure
LemonGrogger: that Sir made me ask
LemonGrogger: you can email your response Nursie if youre shy
lmaooooooo shy??!?!? shy!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? man i almost had soda coming out my nose.....you're talking about a woman who BRAGGED about spilling out of her top at a Chick Fil A while an 80 year old geezer leered at her....and of course she had her laptop with her and was regaling the room with every lurid, scummy detail....
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HonBug1113: are you having a fun day ?
URALAMEFOOKER: yes
URALAMEFOOKER: how about u
HonBug1113: i can have fun at a funeral
is it just me or did anyone else suddenly have the theme to The Addams Family playing in their head when seeing this
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fitsport156: you know what, I must be honest. *lol* out of practically all of you. and now I know why....you all razz sweet because she's far more stable than most of yall here
this guy talking about stability is like Ray Rice talking about handling problems in a calm, cool and collective manner.
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FitnCharmin: flat abs beat fat tits anyday
well if anyone would know what it's like being a fat tit, it would be Fit
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DrJevago: YOUR MIND HAS BEEN TWISTED
DrJevago: YOU ARE NO LONGER THE SAME CLEVER RHONDA YOU WERE A YEAR AGO
Dr J confessing that he was on mind altering hallucinogenic drugs a year ago
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Evilone2980: omg did you read about the chick that got a third boob so she could get her own reality show
Evilone2980: ?
darrlin2014: bye all means do stay, and so will i and others you have lied about
darrlin2014: ok evil thats sick
Evilone2980: it's nuts
firejames246: lol
naughtynnice252: if we all click you , you would go or talk to yourself
SXMX Girl: Nasty
darrlin2014: maybe its the one keith photoshopped < the Line of the Day
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NotUp2AnyGood: Coca is gone???? I thought the room darkened. It was her leaving, right?
NotUp2AnyGood: Coca is a her, right?
This is akin to asking if Bigfoot is a her.....does it really matter.
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Diamondgal0210: i hear ya my place of employment got hit by a tornado and a tree caved in the roof
Diamond giving a seminar on exactly what the fuck it was that fucked up her hair.....i think i'm gonna fire off an email to her boss to find out why the fuck they couldn't have placed her near a window...with trees.
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Rodneynorespect3: sx?? what ever happened to gail? i see her online but never chatting
SXMX Girl: Rod, who is Gail
JoeybagadonutsQQ: Gail was a very nice girl
Rodneynorespect3: gail is notasgood
SXMX Girl: oh, I don't know. I know of her and we said hi but I don't know her that well
Rodneynorespect3: used to be a lot of drama when she was around lol
Rodney never was the brightest bulb in the chandelier, although he has the market cornered on the sleaze factor........here rodney, let me lay it out for you....i'll use simple words ok?
Notas stays "online" so those dumbasses that still don't get the fact you can have more than one screen name in the room, even on the same computer will think none of these new troublemakers are her. There is still a lot of drama....and i can assure you she is still around.
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OPTICIAN ANDY: I DID 1 PORN MOVIE IN 79 WITH VANESSA DEL RIO ...I WASNT THE STAR...I NEEDED THE MONEY...
OPTICIAN ANDY: THE FILMS NAME WAS FASHIONS IT WAS ABOUT BACKSTAGE STUFF DURRING A FASHION SHOW
I wasn't even at the computer and suddenly my bullshit meter started to chirp and then it went off the charts with this......so having ten minutes to kill before starting dinner, i decided to check facts. Vanessa Del Rio made nine movies in 1979. None of them were named Fashions. None of them had anyone named Andrew Falkoff as a participant in the movie. I even gave benefit of the doubt to the biggest liar online and said well perhaps he used a fake name. I checked every bio of every man listed. None of them fit what he presents as his profile online....i.e.....all but one of them had numerous film credits to their name and the one that had 1 (or 2 depending on how you read it) was actually a film made in 1975 and apparently shown in one of the 1979 films. Most had their ages listed and none of them match what he claims to be his age.
So....bottom line is he is either lying about this.....or he is lying about his age and film history, which would mean the chances of him lying about more trivial matters would be strong to guaranteed. The end result is yet more proof he is a liar.....he lied about those phone numbers belonging to the hospital, which means he wasn't in the hospital and he lied about being a doctor. Anyone with an iota of intelligence already knows he lies about most of the bs he puts in the room.
A sidenote to this......his skanky girlfriend aka the sore is so fucking stupid that she tried to twist my words on the blog about the research i did on Bren. She tried to claim that i read every log Bren appeared in for the last three years to get the info i have. I never said that....what i said was i went back three years in my research ...i.e...the logs i have show that Bren has been coming in a little more than three years....i actually read about 10-12 of the logs and only any lines relevant to Bren.......I even explained that in the blog post......so a word of advice to the fake nurse from ....well....wherever she "claims" to be from.....learn to read, it's a skill all those prisoners you claim to care for depend on you heavily for to help keep them alive.....and fyi, you better hope your claims are supported by facts because public employee names are typically considered public information in most states, so facts can be checked simply by making a call or two.
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peggybrundig1818: whats in sparkys plog now
sweetforveron: well peg ... Puff got beth in trouble
peggybrundig1818: wow how did puff do that
RunningLatte: right because coca likes to cam with men when her husband leaves and puff told the truth that they did
sweetforveron: he said that him and beth cam in the room
Tommy Ringo 7: OMG
Tommy Ringo 7: Beth is caming?
sweetforveron: if i was beth i would kick his ass
Couldwont: i wouldn't trust puff
Couldwont: but that's just me
RunningLatte: i told lemon, omg puffs head is going to get cut
peggybrundig1818: so how did that get beth into toruble
sweetforveron: she got a blog about her
RunningLatte: pegg, sparky called her husband and told on her
sweetforveron: lmao latte
peggybrundig1818: lol latte
Couldwont: sparky makes phone calls, too?
Couldwont: wow lol
peggybrundig1818: i hate when that shit happens
sweetforveron: lol
Tommy Ringo 7: sparky called someone???
Pawsmom0110: WHAT ?????
RunningLatte: i wrote him a check, sooooooo
Tommy Ringo 7: LOL
Couldwont: (fake)
Couldwont: geez
sweetforveron: lol
RunningLatte: after he cashed it
RunningLatte: he called
Evilone2980: can't cam with anybody these days.......smh
Evilone2980: lol
Couldwont: aol trouble
Tommy Ringo 7: Sparky cant even type in a room, and he calls????
sweetforveron: lol
Couldwont: evil lol
Tommy Ringo 7: LMAO
ok two points to make here....the first one all of you already know.....tommy is a major fucking dumbass and would believe damn near anything.....hey tommy...guess what...honbug has a private room that stays full and busy all the time.....i bet you 100 bucks you cant find it. Tommy has it ever occured to you that some people feed you lies, just to make you look more stupid....it's pretty easy to do anyways but geezus man, how gullible can you be? And uh latte? you overdid this one...so let me be perfectly clear to one and all........secondly and much more important.....in NO WAY, SHAPE OR FORM did i ever nor would i ever call ANYBODY'S SPOUSE to rat someone out.....my one and only form of communication is the blog...period. I only talk to one person outside of the blog and it's just not my style to do what was stated above....as much disdain as i have for the cocas of the world, life has taught me they dig their own graves and karma is a motherfucking bitch
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you know you really need a break from blogging when they say this....
HollowWnd: where did I read that a jogger.. was mauled by 2 dogs
and your eyes read it as this....
HollowWnd: where did I read that a blogger.. was mauled by 2 logs
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jerzeeeegirl72: lol
Thbuilder: how are you Mattie
Mattiekat6: ok t/y
rubesco101: how are u mattie
Mattiekat6: ok t/y rub
rubesco101: mattie u are a cutie
Thbuilder: doing good
Mattiekat6: t/y rub
Mattiekat6: awesome thb
Shrkzilla41: how r u mattie
jerzeeeegirl72: time is dragginggggg
Mattiekat6: fine t/y
rubesco101: welcome
Mattiekat6: :-)
Uhhufngr2: ...rain/n to be hell here now...no sailing today..
now that we've all established mattie is doing fine and/or awesome, can we move the fuck on and actually chat (kind of ironic that someone who never says a word in the room is prompting others to do this huh....that's me....mr irony)
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Yanno i have watched Diamond and Tommy slam me and others for several days and i just have to laugh and think about how funny they are to blast me in the room as a blogger, yet in my talking name i am one of the few left who is still congenial towards them
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Coca the "i stand in line for a ride for 5 motherfuckin hours" skank seems to have a need to criticize the time i spend on the blog and has all these comments about who she thinks i am and how pathetic my life is supposed to be, yet 2 hours prior to this room chat back on the 6th of September, she was proclaiming to some idiot how she never cams anyone.....well gee moron, you might wanna make sure you and your boyfriend are on the same page storywise so one (or both?) of you don't look like the low life liars you almost certainly are.......and frankly i am more productive timewise with my blog than you are with your life....everytime any subject other than sex comes up, you seem very clueless....i would be fucking embarrassed as hell to be one of your kids and be known in school as "the one with the dumbass mom"....
RAMVET89: i'm horny
SXMX Girl: orry Randy, Beth isn't here
Evilone2980: potato chips
SXMX Girl: Sorry*
RAMVET89: beth?
Puffolino: Beth? my Beth?
Puffolino: QQ
Evilone2980: blah
SXMX Girl: aka Caca as you like to call her
RAMVET89: oh
RAMVET89: i have never fucked her
Puffolino: lmfao
LilRazcaI: woah
Evilone2980: =-O don't say fuck
SXMX Girl: doesn't mean you haven't tried
Puffolino: lol SX
Doinrght: dip is so goood
RAMVET89: true
RAMVET89: lol
RAMVET89: wtf
Puffolino: she gives awesome cam
RAMVET89: being mean to me ?
Puffolino: js
SXMX Girl: I'm not mean, just honest
RAMVET89: honest
RAMVET89: ?
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So i happened to be peeking at the room chat as i watched some football and see this conversation. Other than the entries and exits, i am pasting the entire portion i saw in case i am somehow misunderstanding what i read, specifically regarding Ilike's commentary......
NateKnowsNow: UK he probably has a RG III jersey he was given for Christmas
DisClickableMe: the Jags are gonna rattle RGIII's cage tomorrow
Ukcats37: lol I bet he does
VaChatGuy46: When UK's coach leaves (as he always does) and the program is sanctioned (as it always is) I wont make fun of you
kenexplorer1492: <<< enjoys warmth -
HollowWnd: one moment
VaChatGuy46: just call you a retard
Ukcats37: Va hold your breath ok :)
NateKnowsNow: 3-13Chatguy nice
NateKnowsNow: UK I like the ring of that
Ukcats37: 3-13 I love it lol
NateKnowsNow: ^5 UK
VaChatGuy46: You silly retards, its alreay a new season
VaChatGuy46: you are still pathetic
VaChatGuy46: funny stupid
Ukcats37: Seems like all the Redskins Qbacks have leg problems lol
Ukcats37: ^5
Ukcats37: How's Joes leg ?
VaChatGuy46: Uk, you seem kind of obsessed with black guys
VaChatGuy46: Finje
Golphman2001: did the seahawks play???
VaChatGuy46: wealthy
VaChatGuy46: popular around here
Ukcats37: Joe wasn't black lol
VaChatGuy46: Uk, but you like black guys
VaChatGuy46: right
Ukcats37: I do ?
Golphman2001: did seattle play and win???
VaChatGuy46: most white trash chicks do
NeoBG: i like black guys
NeoBG: anyone not like black guys?
Ilikeyouall24 7: its saturday they are playing today
NeoBG: i like guys and gals
NeoBG: all of 'em!
NeoBG: call me nuts
Golphman2001: 247 thank you
Ilikeyouall24 7: ty neo im a blk gal:-*
NateKnowsNow: I like everyone regardless of race
Orv3: hello room, 59mm in wa state
NeoBG: I like you.
Ukcats37: For RG3 the NFL stands for Not For Long
kitchenntables: hi
NeoBG: i'm glad the worlds all different colors ...
NateKnowsNow: 3-13ChatGuy is a racist
NeoBG: it's better than a one color world, in my mind
Golphman2001: i like fat guys with thick wallets and fast back swings.. easy $$ to give golf lessons too..
HawkRidesAHarley: i agree UK
kenexplorer1492: tables - welcome
Ilikeyouall24 7: of course he is
Ilikeyouall24 7: so are alot of people on here
Ilikeyouall24 7: lemon
VaChatGuy46: See, she is obsessed with RG3, like most white trash chicks
Ilikeyouall24 7: joe
kitchenntables: t/y ken
Ilikeyouall24 7: andy
kenexplorer1492: 8-)
VaChatGuy46: Kirk Cousins is a good QB too
NateKnowsNow: his team's name is insensitive
VaChatGuy46: sorry skanks
Ilikeyouall24 7: salty
Ilikeyouall24 7: sparky
NeoBG: my shoes are insenstive, too
Golphman2001: brink back johnny Unitas now he was mr football
Ukcats37: What's really funny is that Rg's Daddy shows up in the locker room....every game lol
kenexplorer1492: baseball boobs!!!!!!!!
NeoBG: i liked Johnny U.
VaChatGuy46: Uk, you obsessed with RG3's dad too, you must really like black guys
now based on what i'm seeing here, she is basically listing the people she says are racist. Frankly, i think most people of all skin colors have an inherent amount of racism ingrained within them from sources as varied as societal influences, peers, parents or other family members and most of the time it's not even voluntary. Even pop culture of all things shows racism in ways people don't even realize. What most normal people do is refuse to pander to that aspect and accept the differences in others as part of the overall human condition. There are very few, if any, white people that would walk alone down a dark street and feel 100% totally at ease with a group of young black men coming their way and i guarantee you there are also very few black people that would feel 100% totally at ease in the reverse situation.
However, with that being said, i actually was in a somewhat similar situation back when i first got out of college and had my first career job. It was different in the sense that it was 9 am, broad daylight, in a less than desirable part of town, which happened to be a customer location of the business i worked for at the time. There were probably a dozen men hanging right outside the one and only door i saw that lead into the business.
The majority of them looked like they had either been drinking or smoking weed all night and hadn't slept in at least 24 hours or more. Not a one of them were doing anything other than drilling holes right into me with their half glazed stares. Now, here's the thing....you the reader have no idea at this point what race they are and most of you probably don't know what race i am unless you have read the pier from day one, i think i mentioned it once somewhere along the way. But that day changed something inside me.
My parents had never shown any signs of being racist with their words or deeds but growing up the second half of my young life in the south, there were certainly numerous attitudes i heard from others. So yes, i had some trepidation as i walked from my shiny, nice Suburban decked out in my suit and tie to tend to the situation i was there to handle. Every eye followed my every step until i got inside. Those same men were still there 30 minutes later when i walked back to my vehicle. No it wasn't up on blocks. No, no one hit me over the head with a liquor bottle to rob me nor did anyone stick a gun in my face to steal my money. What changed inside me was the fact i realized that trepidation i felt was unnecessary and was a result of that .05 of 1 percent of me that had been influenced by all those words i had heard the previous dozen years from various people of all ages.
The reality is i have made it a point to do the best i can since that day to set the same example my parents set for me, which is people are just that....people....and skin color is not a reason to like or dislike people.
Yes those men were all black....thing is, many of them were years or even decades older than the mid-20's sparkyplug. There are creeps of all races.....there are good people of all races and i surround myself as much as i can with good people and i have made it a point since that time to do my best not to prejudge people based on anything regarding appearance....skin color included.
So to you Ilike, i say this.....you appear to be lumping me in with others you have deemed racist, so i challenge you to show one entry on the Pier that is even close to being an example of that....you don't have any clue what I'm about and you appear to have acted in the past as if you don't even read the Pier much or at all....so what is it you're basing your very misinformed judgement of me upon?
Frankly, you are more racist than i am......i have seen you say at least once that you were of mixed race, but most of the time you identify yourself as black....so by not speaking to the other part of that mix, you are showing a form of racism by not owning that part of your own heritage. And to me, that's doubly disrespectful because you not only don't speak to what other race you are but it's a diss to whatever parent or ancestor is that same race. So do you look down on that person for being a different race than black?
I think the reality here is you didn't like the fact i posted about a comment you made months ago that is as stupid today as it was then and you assume i made the comment because of your skin color. You assume wrong. I didn't make that comment about you because you're "black".....i made that comment about you because you're stupid.
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JoeybagadonutsQQ: I think after 15 you should stop blogging
darrlin2014: gee joey then there would be no pollitical blogs or such
JoeybagadonutsQQ: they're all wrong anyhow dar
darrlin2014: yah damn people who express opinions
sweetforveron: well how about this joey u stop telling the same jokes from 20 yrs ago and ill stop bloggin:-! <and here is the Line of the Day.....now if we could get Don J to agree to this too, we would have it made
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I woke this morning full of mirth, optimism and the sheer joy of living. I grab a big cup of java after a quick shower and sit to peruse news, sports and yes, the good ole chat room. With a smile on my face and a song in my heart, i take a quick look at email and my world came crashing down around me. The blatant ominous tone, coupled with the fact it was typed in all caps (hey no one likes being yelled at in the morning right?) sent a chill up my spine the likes i haven't seen since.....well....since the last time I received an email from this less than human life form that seems to delight in trying to make others as miserable as she.
Surely the most intelligent of you will have figured out by now i couldn't be talking about anyone other than the gregarious, magnanimous, one and only Diamondgal. This is what greeted my eyeballs when i opened the aforementioned mail.......
YOU ARE SICK AND I WILL DO EVERYTHING TO GET THIS PATHETIC BLOG REMOVED!
<pauses to extract tongue from cheek...
Ok bitch....listen up and listen up REAL good. I am going to guess this email is a result of you learning what should have been obvious since October of last year.....this blog is NOT part of AOL.....it's 100% independent, which means AOL cannot control content.....which also means it's not TOSable!!!! Yes, i am fucking laughing at your stupid goddamn ass because you also seem to forget we live in the good ole USA, where the inalienable right to freedom of speech takes precedence over what KATHY MILLEY deems allowable. I wish i could have seen the look on your face when the realization dawned on you that AOL is powerless in this matter.....i bet your face got beet red and your hair started doing all this frizzing out medusa shit, strands wildly flailing about like slimy worms atop your shit for brains.
I will say what i want, when i want, however many times i want and there is NOTHING you, any lawyer or any judge will ever do to shut me up, even if i had to violate some preposterous legal order to do so......do you understand??? YOU WILL NEVER SHUT ME UP.....EVER. Everything i have ever posted about you is PUBLIC information. If you want your details private, i suggest you take steps to get your personal info off PUBLIC accessible web pages.
Now let's go back to the other day when you were laughing and taunting someone, i think it was honbug, about having her IP number.....well guess what muley (muley fits you better than milley).....i have YOUR IP number lmaooooooooooooooooooo lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Oh man...this maniacal laughter really gives me a headache sometimes.
By the way, not everyone is stupid.....do you really think that some of us don't know that you and Blacksheer are pretending to be mad at each other so you can use him to try and get other people's IP numbers since they wont email or IM directly back to you?????? You both really need to take acting lessons because you're just not that good at it.
Also, one last item to cover here.....when you emailed me last October, i made it very clear to you to never email me again and i did it publicly on the blog so there is a record of it. Granted, you are pretty dumb, so i will cut you the slack of giving you one more chance......so this is it...this is your last warning to never communicate with me again for any reason or i will take steps to deal with your harassment, you stinky camelpit bitch you.
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sweetforveron: i think sparky laughed so hard he knocked himself online
sweetforveron: off line
This was EXACTLY what happened. Why you ask? Well because Tommy said this (talking about LadyFi).......
Tommy Ringo 7: Julie? she has FKed Sparky, but I know something Sparky cannot imagine about her
And then Dis had the Line of the Day (yes, you read that right....Dis.....i give credit where credit's due you mofos).....i sure hope Gerald Corbin sees this.....
DisClickableMe: I hope she's not a man too
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LoveMyShag: chipmunks are sooooo cute
Ilikeyouall24 7: big beaks all ready to bit you
Ilikeyouall24 7: chipmunks and squirrels yeah feed them
Ilikeyouall24 7: they are cute
Starvinmgg: rat family
Ilikeyouall24 7: yeah but much cuter start
Ilikeyouall24 7: v
LoveMyShag: riiight
Lessons9: i was building a cabin couple years ago love.....and when id take a break.....i could feed one that would sit on my knee and eat the peanuts i gave him
Ilikeyouall24 7: its that longggg nakid tail that makes them scary
LoveMyShag: awww how sweet
Lessons9: yeah...he was fun to mess with
Ilikeyouall24 7: on your knee
JohnNChristineFL: in colorado i had squirrels come into my house
I don't know about anyone else, but i swear to god i heard The Ballad of Davy Crockett playing in the background while reading this......my wife even came into the room and said "Honey you know what we haven't done in awhile?"
"What's that dear?"
"Well we haven't had a good 'snuggle on the couch as we watch a Fess Parker movie marathon' lately and i am having a hankering for that....and popcorn"
"Does that mean i get to pull out my banjo for the ending credits on the last movie?"
"You bet your sweet ass it does!!!"
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Normally, Ana will enter the room, exit and enter again in an effort to get attention focused on her (you would think an animal abuser would kinda wanna lay low, but noooo not her).....but is it irony or what that this happened the same night Ana talked about having magic mushrooms....it's like she's regressed to grade school and playing a bastardized version of now you see me now you don't
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Kittyc100: hello diamond
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Witicism4me: thought this was a romance room
ThreeKoolBeanz: good lord
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Pawsmom0110: SMH
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After reading this, watching Ancient Aliens has lost some of it's allure...
jerzeeeegirl72: i dont understand why ever person that gets abducted by aliens, claimed they got anal probed
jerzeeeegirl72: if theyre such an advanced race, how long does it to figure out its an asshole? full of shit
HollowWnd: we're suppose to be an advance race and look at all the
HollowWnd: tests we do on animals
jerzeeeegirl72: well, hollow, we test certain things on them, we dont just probe ass after ass after ass
Maybe they do a sequel to E.T The Extra-Terrestrial where a now 42 year old Elliott wakes up to find himself on ET's home planet and his long lost friend from another world is really just a plain ordinary proctologist.... yanno with the long finger and everything. Elliott flies into a fit of rage and yells "Hey motherfucker! You touched that finger to my nose!?!??!? After it probed ass after ass after ass!?!?!????????"
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BRENSEA REVEALED (aka you should have made sure that mask was tightly secured)
So one day Bren the resident hooker is lipping off and when she starts opening those jowls she calls a mouth when she is in that mode, she really gives herself away....i.e...she sounds like a man. Some of the things she has said are things that no woman would ever say, even though i don't hang out with cesspool whores so maybe that's a different breed. Uh oh, i said breed, Bren is gonna drop what she's doing and service another scuzball....
Anyways, back to the purpose of this post. So i checked her master screen name (once again Diamond you hag, it's not done by hacking....its just done by people who know more than you....which frankly is 90% of the earth's population). It came back to a screen name of gcorbin158.
So several times last year that gcorbin name comes into the Married room. This man alluded to the fact he was mid 60's (he was really 69 at the time) and that he lived in Pennsylvania. He seemed to get slightly pervy but not anything that stands out in the sea of perves whom occupy the room much of the time. So one other thing I checked is how long bren has been hitting the married rooms and her history goes back to a little over 3 years. I didn't check every single log of every appearance she made (yanno i do have a life i live to the fullest outside these AOL walls, despite what some of you may think.... i mean really, you think it takes me all day to post a few entries on a blog? how fucking dumb are you), but i read enough to see that her "room persona" up until June of 2013 was a frustrated wife who wanted anyone in bed but her creepy hub (her words, not mine). She never mentioned being a bartender until June of 2013 either, but suddenly she staked claim to that profession.
Then on the night of June 23 of 2013 she comes in drunk and mad at her hub because he wont touch her. Slowly over the next 5 weeks...she transforms into her hooker persona. At first it was do me for $400 but don't tell my hub...then $500....then it was $1000...and then by the first week of august it was $12000 for the whole day. By the time it got to late august...her hub supposedly knows she was a hooker and is cool with it.
So of course i start googlin info on gcorbin and one of the things that comes up is this link. You have to go down to the second screen of info under infotracer to see ...
http://www.emailsherlock.com/emailsearch/[email protected]/
i then find this gcorbin's email for one of the Pennsylvania Fireman's Association, the top part of page 22.......
http://www.lcfa.com/clientuploads/PAF_Directory/Directory2013.pdf
So its fairly clear that one Gerald Corbin is a 70 year old volunteer firefighter who has been in the room on several occasions, the last being right before Bren became a hooker in July and August...........
So moving forward, i personally have never seen her mention being married again since that time and in fact, i do remember her telling some she was single but my point is her story seems to have developed as opposed to actually having been lived. And during the time she was supposedly married she made a comment on the date of 7-20-13...
Brensea: Last name starts with a C (sea)
Anyone with half a brain would say ok maybe she is related to ole Gerald....so one would also deduce that her first name is Brenda (I credit that deduction to my friend here, she is one smart cookie) and that C is almost certainly Corbin....so then she finds this....
https://www.facebook.com/brenda.corbin.3?fref=ts
Now let's read what Bren said the other day......imagine bursting in on that woman in the FB above....naked......oh god, i feel a violent puking session coming on....hang on.....oh god....my stomach hurts so bad.......agggggghhhhhhhhhhh. The blanket comment cracks me up...that IS a pig in a blanket!
Djforte35: ladies have you ever been arrested before
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Brensea: last year Dj
Brensea: prostitution Dj
Djforte35: Brensea how much time did you spend in jail
Brensea: just overnight
Brensea: two years probation and $1,000.00 fine
Djforte35: Brensea did they strip search you
Brensea: no I was naked when they broke into the room
Djforte35: did they let you put your clothes on Brensea
Brensea: wrapped a blanket around me and took me out in cuffs
So back to their facebook.... lookie lookie...Brenda Corbin studied at the high school of the same town name that Gerald lives in...what are the fucking odds right...and the town she lives in now is right next to that town, both of which are 40-50 miles from where she told people back then that she was from, which was State College. Thing is....in looking at some of these logs, she has told different town names at different times, because, well, being vague means people cant exactly call you out on being a liar right??? WRONG!!! Remember gcorbin? well he told the room once he was right outside Altoona. Where is Altoona? Yes, you guessed it, it's the town next to Hollisdaysburg.
Now anyone looking at that pic can see the odds of that red headed FIFTY THREE year old woman being a hooker are so slim, it would take a blind Pennsylvania coal miner to be her client. And i was right, she resembles a wildebeest in more ways than one. I mean let's be real, the bitch would have to smoke a carton a day, drink a fifth a day and really be a hooker to look that bad at 42.
One might argue that Bren isn't brenda corbin, the piggy ass FIFTY THREE year old hooker....but the only logical answer if she isn't, is that she IS Gerald Corbin, which i lean towards being the actual truth......too many times she has sounded like a man. Or Brensea is a name they share. The reality is gcorbin is either her dad, her husband or herself. And i don't know about most of you, but it's unusual for a spouse to come in the room, but almost unheard of for a parent to come in the same chatroom. Plus when you add the fact this ass lies every chance they get, a lot of red flags here....
Some examples of Bren sounding manly and/or lying their ass off....
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/social/brensea/womens-reproductive-rights_b_1345214_142441817.html?
this was this week.....
OPTICIAN ANDY: PAWZZZ U WISH U COULD BE AS WET N TIGHT AS BREN
Pawsmom0110: USED as bren NO THANKS
Brensea: She's way to old to get wet Andy
This was in April 2011......................
WenchSheDreams: may I ask everyone's age....for purely scientific purposes?
lol
SPROCKET15: 57
Quietstorm1965: 46
VWBluebabe: 34
Gusmcld: 45 hhere
Brensea: 39
So unless she was LYING HER ASS OFF, Bren claims to be 42 or 43 at the latest today....then she is slamming Paws for age, whom i believe is supposed to be mid 40's? and she is supposed to be right about the same age??? liar....oh wait...maybe she never douches so all that diseased cum keeps her wet.
Then another thing she said this week.....
Brensea: No should not ever be said to your man
Now i dont know about most of you, but i have never heard a woman say this in my life except for Bren and the sore, whom i also suspect to be a man..... more info coming on that soon....
Also, her FB says she lives in Duncansville, which is next door to Hollidaysburg but there are numerous addresses showing in several towns, none of which meet her claims of a nice big house with a pool etc..... i do know my friend found info with addys on them so others can too.
SO....to recap
Bren says she is a redhead.....brenda corbin is a redhead....bren claims to be tall and 150 ish.....brenda corbin could be tall...definitely tips the scales at 150 plus.....bren claims to live in wide open spaces in central PA, brenda corbin lives in central PA and has lived at numerous addys(hookers do that too sometimes)....bren's master SN is gcorbin158....gcorbin158 is a 70 yr old dude in that same area who HAS BEEN IN THE CHAT ROOM MORE THAN ONCE. Bren sounds like a man....gcorbin is a man....brenda corbin looks like a man....
And to you Bren i say.... just to let you know, this is what people can find out just by observing. People who make this crap up online, can not be consistent, it always catches up with them. I just feel for the fools who buy your bill of goods.
To others i say do what you want with this info or don't , it's no matter to me. I'm already working on an optician and prison nurse.. .. interesting what Ive learned .
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JASON4VOORHEES2: Hello children uncle Jason is here to put a smile on your face
did anyone else have visions of that pedo fitsport flash thru their mind when he said this
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naughtynnice252: lol ana not here , guess she got her rabbit today
darrlin2014: oh god , now we will get the report on THAT
DisClickableMe: I so don't wanna be subjected to a mental image of anais and her rabbit
darrlin2014: she will haunt us with it jOe
No need to worry, Ana is going to have the rabbit taken away because she will refuse to feed it the batteries it needs to survive.....
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HonBug1113: HEY DARR AND HOLLOW AND BABZ
HonBug1113: AND ILIKE
HonBug1113: TOMORROW IS KEITHS B DAY TODAY IS HERS
Pawsmom0110: OH ???
darrlin2014: yeah she announced that today and meanie me said happy birthday tro her
Richmark1959: pa here
Pawsmom0110: damn it missed it
Pawsmom0110: diamonds birthday
HonBug1113: HEY DARR SHE SPENT IT ALONE
HollowWnd: I don't have a feeling about her birthday...
Pawsmom0110: I thought she had a wonderful man in her life <snicker >
HonBug1113: YES SHE IS 52 GOING ON 2
darrlin2014: lol
Pawsmom0110: and she calls ME an OLD hag
Pawsmom0110: guess she cant figure out 52 is older than 48
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darrlin2014: prolly not
HollowWnd: age doesn' tmatter.. I considered her a hag.. 10 yrs ago
Well yanno what they say....birthdays are like assholes, everyone has one and Diamond's stinks
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AnaisAnnais: i am a mommy of a poisonos tarantula
AnaisAnnais: he gets fed every 5th of the month... 6 to 8 crickets.. depending on the size
Wow, this is the EXACT menu they fed their horses.
Cant you just see all those lil ponies lining up for feeding time, ribs poking out like their stomachs are made of an accordian. They spread a tablecloth over a bale of hay, the fine china all laid out, only the best silverware allowed. One horse neighs to Ana that Silver's crickets are bigger than his. Napoleon, who eats fast, nudges Phantom and says "hey, you gonna eat that leg" to which Phantom replies "Well, it's either this leg....or yours!!" and they both neigh in morbid laughter, knowing the chances of them both surviving till the 5th of next month are slimmer than they are. Oberon says "Hey Phantom, if you go first, are you going to come back and haunt us??" and slaps his hoof down onto the "table" as everyone breaks out in laughter at the pun.
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AnaisAnnais: and, my poisonos tarantula.. i gave him some water not long ago
AnaisAnnais: we have a thing
AnaisAnnais: i blow my breath on him... i tap the tank with my fingers nails
AnaisAnnais: and, i tell him... over his body... with my breath... this is mommy
AnaisAnnais: lol
AnaisAnnais: i am a mommy of a poisonos tarantula
Is it just me or does anyone else feel like their watching a bad Cure video.....don't get me wrong, i like The Cure, but they are musicians, not video artists....
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AnaisAnnais: jerry has nice feet
Well, you gotta have quality feet when you're kicking poor defenseless little horses around
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How to tell when a Married room stalwart has accidentally spiked her own coffee with a hit of acid......
LlMPY SPANIELS: No man can possibly be more sexy then me
sweetforveron: limpy .. Andy is more sexy than u
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So this new name CarisimaMyLady comes in to park and as most peeps who know how to check these days do so(without hacking i might add), i checked the master screen name and surprise surprise...it's none other than that Vixen of Vitriol herself, diamondgal......so then the wonderment comes to mind....is she saying Car is her lady? ..or is she telling Cara that she, Diamond, is a lady? Or did the dumbass spell charisma wrong and is announcing to the world she has a positive sense of this wonderful life we all have the opp to experience on this planet......debate amongst yourselves, this is a tough one
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This is the I'm Fooling No One But Myself Line of the Day
NursieinAZ: Chris...look at my pics on my profile...I look what 35-40? I am alot older than that
Would someone please tell this needy ass bitch that she needs new mirrors and cameras.....as Lloyd Bentsen once said "I have seen 35-40 and ma'am, YOU are no 35-40"
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Someone may have already spotted this, but it looks like Basss has yet another name to park and watch.....KnightinCarolina . Now if i remember correctly, i was pretty sure ole Davey was from alabama or somewhere like that.....and if i were a guessing man, and i am, then my guess is this is his little special name for someone we all see him leg hump damn near every time he is in here
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riverzz4: your all boring,shit brb gonna cyber myself ;)
How Fahn would sound with long hair, unbathed and with the balls(nerve?) to say it's not him, it's the room. I bet Tommy Ringo can't wait to hear what riverzz has named his dick.....btw riverzz, it IS you...pass that on to Fahn when you get a chance
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The Holy Shitballs Line of the Day
AnaisAnnais: I think.. i have brain damage .. Matissee
I laughed so hard my lungs turned inside out
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There's a HUGE difference between being jealous and being disgusted and if you are too fucking stupid to tell the difference, then you deserve the dregs of life that come your way. And for the record, i have nothing to be jealous of.....i have a kick ass job, a kick ass woman and am more happy than either of you will ever be in your sorry pathetic lives....you deserve each other, now go be the little piggies you are and rut in the sewage you call home.
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Kidding or not, seeing a grown man say this gives me the skeeves.....this sounds like something that .....oh wait....there's a moratorium in effect. nevermind.....
LivTLaugh: well its time for me to throw on my scooby doo hammies and grab the teddy bear night all be safe and have fun
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Road Pacifist has a new screen name Rode Pacifist (real creative mofo isn't he?) and he came in blanking the room as has become the habit of him and his scumbag pals.....and this was one of the explanations given as to why he does it and also is the Line of the Day.....
DisClickableMe: it's his way of saying "Look at me, I'm an asswipe!!"
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Random Thought #8
As this long weekend officially comes to a close, i leave you with this final random thought post. I am grateful to have a job to be returning to when many are still struggling with the after effects of the financial disaster of the last 5 plus years.
On a completely different note....why is it looks seem to only matter to people who couldn't get a second glance if they walked down the middle of broadway naked with a flashing neon sign affixed to the top of their head that said "Hey look at me, I'm naked"
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Random Thought # 7..
Chicken Fries from Burger King look fucking gross.....it's like they're the food version of tommy ringo.
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GoingOnHoliday: I've taken Shelbiez all over the world
GoingOnHoliday: and back
Push pinning locations on a large world map while simultaneously playing a slideshow of The Ten Coolest Ancient Historical Sites isn't considered taking someone all over the world. (Can't you just picture Going sitting in his barcalounger with the remote for the slideshow viewer while barking orders at Shelbie to "mark the location for Machu Picchu bitch! it's time to move on to Angkor Wat!!")
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Confirmation that Ana is indeed a zombie
AnaisAnnais: i have no blood in my body
AnaisAnnais: that is what the nurse told me... while trying to draw some blood for testing
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sweetforveron: if anyone gets a mail from jessie belle its my pics .. enjoy ..
Sparky trips over a dining room chair and a family room ottoman in a desperate effort to block all mail....... reaches up to mouse from floor telling himself "click motherfucker click!!!!!"
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Random Thought # 6
What is the deal with timholt always doing a second or third hello or wb to certain women in the room during their same particular appearance. Is he that needy for attention or is it his way of testing to see which women are paying attention to the room or busy, like maybe he is searching for opps. By the way tim, that earlier post you bragged about being in wasn't about you, it was about diamond, you just happened to be the unlucky soul who was conversing with her.....however THIS one IS about you....wear that badge of honor motherfucker and wear it well (rolling eyes....as if being on the Pier is supposed to be some big deal....i may like to spout off at times but this is just a blog, not a Kennedy Lifetime Achievement Award)
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what she said.......
TIMHOLTSR69: its a droid touch screen
Diamondgal0210: oh nice
TIMHOLTSR69: never had one before
Diamondgal0210: im on my 3rd apple iphone
what she meant....
TIMHOLTSR69: its a droid touch screen
Diamondgal0210: oh nice
TIMHOLTSR69: never had one before
Diamondgal0210: im on my 3rd apple iphone because i threw my first one at the wall when i first met keith and i threw my second one down the toilet the fourth time i broke up with keith, i had to use a flip phone the fifth, six, seventh and eighth time we broke up. I hope this one lasts me a few months, but i get so damn mad at all these roomies because they don't gush their adoration for my beautiful face and gorgeous hair <sparky pauses at this time to go hurl in the toilet...man this tongue in cheek stuff can really make a man sick to his stomach
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Random Thought # 5...
Hey bitches, its football season!!!!!!!!! yeeeeehawwwwwww!!!!!!
Suddenly Sparky's wife does a fly by "knock him over the head with a wooden rolling pin" maneuver, disabling sparky for a mere twenty minutes as she yells " i TOLD you no more yehawing in the house mister!!"...........i guess i better stick to yays
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TIMHOLTSR69: wb Diamond
Diamondgal0210: ty tim
Diamondgal0210: your the only one that says wb
Diamondgal0210: im going to make alot of people happy i dont think as of monday i will be here anymore
LemonGrogger: why not make it everyday
LemonGrogger: that was just a question
Diamondgal0210: NOW maybe i will stay
TIMHOLTSR69: hope so Diamond
Diamondgal0210: ty tim
LemonGrogger: matters not to me...every room needs at least one idiot...and when youre here....thats taken care of
Diamondgal0210: and you would be that one idiot dunce
jerzeeeegirl72: lol@ you being the reason she'll stay
Diamondgal0210: girl shut it
jerzeeeegirl72: joeyhugs!
Diamondgal0210: i will stay on aol i will be here monday
LemonGrogger: great
jerzeeeegirl72: its ok, none of us believed you anyway
jerzeeeegirl72: next time, a lil more effort, try a goodbye dear cruel aol email
so in the matter of less than 5 minutes, she went from the dramatic "i'm leaving aol forever" road that so many other drama queens/kings have traveled, to threatening us with staying....which is a huge indicator of why she has all the problems she has in life. With all her well publicized marriage probs and her overbearing drama with pigs like keith....she can't even take a stand on anything and stick to it...hell it's just a matter of time before she takes her hair back to that god awful frizzed out monstrosity it was because of her wishy washiness.....but all i gotta say to lemon on this one is...thanks a lot you bastard....and lol @ jerz's last comment....makes me wanna play that song from The Wall now.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxCUyy_aVzA
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Random Thought # 4
Random Thoughts is nothing like Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey....that's a standard i could never live up to....and speaking of old SNL, does anyone else miss Chris Farley.....maybe he and Robin Williams are chilling out these days......
Random Thought #3
Why do these people that continuously get punted from the room continuously ignore the advice from people in the know that they need to upgrade or change the version of AOL they are using. Do they like the attention of getting punted, coming back in and bitching about it, thus hoping to garner sympathy? It's easy to update, just fucking do it or quit bitching about it. The punters aren't going away.......their lives are so pathetic it's the only hobby they have that doesn't cost money.
Random Thought #2
you would think after a couple months of gawking, ms gawker would pick her slack jaw up off the floor and change her name to something like ms imnotsurprisedathowfuckedupthisroomisanymore
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In honor of Labor Day and celebrating the fact I am blessed to be gainfully employed and NOT have to work for three days, I dub this Random Thoughts Weekend....this is similar to Roominations, but not an ongoing series....
Random Thought #1 - I keep wondering what hallucinogenic drug Tommy "My face is uglier than a dingo and i smell twice as bad" Ringo is on to make all the wild accusations he tosses like a pizza dough gets tossed in New York (with just as much spin too!). Unlike you Tommy, i am married and don't try to fuck women that come into the room....the reality is, the women you attack were either stupid enough to show you a bit of kindness only to have it backfire, stupid enough to actually speak with you in IM or on the phone....OR SMART enough to know you are a fucking slimeball and not give you one iota of a chance to get closer. And it's my guess the ones that are too smart for you and your skeevy ways are the ones you resent, and thus attack, the most.
By the way, didn't you announce a couple of months ago you were going to have all the goods on me and who i really am??? Well sherlock, where the fuck is all your evidence??? Oh that's right, you have about as much evidence as you have dick....one needs a magnifying glass to see both.
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Fahntastik: im always good,, ignorance is bliss
Well if that's the case, you must be one of the most blissful motherfuckers on earth. And btw you piece of shit, you claimed in the room more than once that i changed or twisted what you said about stuff......so don't be a pussy and back that up with details because i can assure one and all that everything i directly quoted you on is 100% accurate....but i am sure you are a lot like your skankbuds notas and tang and you like to rewrite history....losers usually do
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a number of peeps lately have made reference to the fact i dont talk in the room and that i dont allow replies on the blog. First off....those who go there make a lot of assumptions....they assume
- that i don't talk in the room, when in fact, i do....just not as sparky, and i am open about sharing my opinions when i do....but since a large portion of the room is more self focused than open to input, much of what i do say in the room falls on deaf ears, although i will say, the other day i participated in quite a heated discussion.
- that their opinions somehow matter to me.....they don't. While i am not diametrically opposed to a good debate, that's really not what the blog is all about....i have made it clear a number of times why i do the blog and it's not to have an open forum....once again....the blog is a place for me to state my opinions and observations and there is only one other person who has the ability to post on the blog, and she contributes quite often....in fact, more than most would realize.
If you want to give an opposing view, feel free.....make your own blog where you can feel free to voice whatever you want.....a couple idiots did over the last year or so.....one of em lasted 2 or 3 days...the other a week....talk about not believing in what you stand for
- that they can somehow make me blog about certain people or topics just by saying so.....i don't take direction well, so don't bother....that's not to say i am not up for outing someone on shit that happens but i need proof....websites, etc that back up what's being said....
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GoingOnHoliday: Its supposed to be 128 in St Louis tomorrow
GoingOnHoliday: that will take the steam out of the crybabies down there
GoingOnHoliday: <hopes the protesters melt on the sidewalks
I see the racist pig is at it again....he just can't stand anyone having a differing view than his. I don't necessarily believe the protesters point of view is completely right....or completely wrong...but they have a right to do so. This is a man who claims to be the owner of two corporations.....let me guess...it chaps your ass that you have to comply with EEOC requirements? What's that you say? Your company isn't large enough to have to do that??? Thought so........well then it must be you caught your wife in bed with some black guy??? or maybe you got your ass kicked in high school or college by someone with a skin tone darker than yours? yeah that's it isn't it.....
Well....from one slightly conservative white guy to.....your piggy ass, maybe if you put as much effort in treating people with respect and a bit of kindness, you might see that beneath all the skin color, religious affiliations, political beliefs, etc...most of the human race is just regular people.....and are pretty much the same.....but i guess your below 50 IQ neanderthal self just can't grasp that simple concept now can it...... what a fucking pathetic waste of air you are.....makes my skin crawl every time i see your slimy ass font type.
And just as i finished typing all of the above...i see this....man does this ever make my point crystal clear or what.....
GoingOnHoliday: jesus and his people all came from the middle east
GoingOnHoliday: Who on earth would want to worship anything or anyone from the middle east
GoingOnHoliday: they aren't really people
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I have been vocal a couple times about Disclick needing to stick more to limericks than jokes and although i stand by those comments, i figured i would put the shoe on the other foot.....so don't judge me too harshly.....i give you my first attempt at a limerick.....
There is a dame named Kathy
who closed mouth smiles like Daffy
She bellows like a bear
And has very fucked up hair
She reminds me of Muammar Gaddafi
btw...to the subject of this limerick, i have one thing to say to you.......i will post about anybody i want when i want and if you dont like it, you can stand in the kiss my fucking ass line with Ana, Lisahopkins, elaine, puff and several others
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Anonymous sources out of Napa, California are indicating this morning's earthquake was a direct result of a crowd stampeding away from a local winery where a boob pic of a haggard looking woman with the AOL user name of Diamondgal0210 was accidentally being displayed on a big screen display typically used to show information about the wines being produced and related prices.
Asked how the boob pic even got on their computer system to be displayed in the first place, winery officials indicated a disgruntled employee swore revenge on the winery after their recent rejection of his idea for a new wine blend. Local public health officials are offering onsite counseling to victims of the unexpected viewing where they can also schedule reparative surgery for damaged eyes.
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Yanno that Esurance commercial that shows that lady hammering pieces of candy on her table and she's calling it Candy Crush? Is it just me or does anyone else equate that gal to Ladyfi......like maybe she discovered level 651 or something....
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sweetforveron: andy ? ana is trying to take rhondas place by playing abused woman
LemonGrogger: he shouldnt do it at all Ana
ZigTheFarmer: WHO DID WHAT LAST NIGHT ANA ?
OPTICIAN ANDY: ANA GO TO UR IM
darrlin2014: lol julie thats true, she is
ZigTheFarmer: WHAT DID YOU DO TO ANA LEMON JUICE LAST NIGHT ?
sweetforveron: she is
AnaisAnnais: for he use to be a lawyer and he does know better
LemonGrogger: dont IM andy
HonBug1113: her hubby beat her zig
sweetforveron: its like they switched places
LemonGrogger: its a trick
HonBug1113: pay attention
SXMX Girl: ana looking for sympathy again???
ZigTheFarmer: LEMON JUICE YOU MUST TREAT HER NICE AT NIGHTS
sweetforveron: next rhonda will say she has a tick in her ear < I give you the Line of the Day, it sure as hell beats "hands" chat
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HollowWnd: one acts like betty bop.. and the other oliveoil
hollow likes to refer to ana as the betty name and i get why....the density factor alone makes ana very deserving.......but for the love of god, could someone please....please...tell this woman it's Betty Boop...NOT Betty Bop....goddamn what's it take to add that extra o??? BETTY BOOP....cut n paste it if you have to ....one more time BETTY FUCKIN BOOP
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Speaking of lisahopkins, rumor has it that Ozzy Osbourne's third studio album Bark at the Moon was originally slated to be called Moo at the Moon, but lisahopkins pic was the only one submitted for the album cover art and it was considered too frightening to look at, even by Osbourne's standards. This is what was finally decided on...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bark_at_the_Moon
i think most logical peeps would agree this was more palatable.
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sweetforveron: << seen lemons hands .. he could be a hand model
LemonGrogger: <googling world records
LemonGrogger: ty Sweet
Ukcats37: Could didn't I show you the photo ?
sweetforveron: yw
Couldwont: ladyfi, why 6:30?
LemonGrogger: i should post a pic of them
LemonGrogger: as a teaser
either julie just finished watching the "Joey's Identical Hand Twin" episode of Friends and got inspired......or we are really starting to reach for chat room topics here
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DrJevago: IF YOU RELEASE THE COW TO THE WILD, HE WILL NEVER COME BACK
dr j, you lie....we all know one day, lisahopkins44 and elaine will come back...in fact, i am sure they are among us all the time under some other names...mooing at us like the cows they are
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Diamond is still on her kick about claiming her infamous boob pic was photoshopped and then she started in on honbug....she even had the nerve to say honbug wears a ratty old wig (hey di, you DO own a mirror don't you???) and then this...
Diamondgal0210: why did you send keith naked pics while he was with me?
Diamondgal0210: pig
which then resulted in the Snappy Comeback Line of the Month
darrlin2014: he prolly photos shopped them kathy
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what someone sounds like when under the influence of PCP
Diamondgal0210: your jealous i can get any man i want hag
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joyousMan60: any of the women from New England?
Brensea: I can be Joyous. Send a train ticket
joyousMan60: LOL, it will be my pleasure Brensea
Brensea: I have to come by train. I am on the no fly list
of course you are Bren, you know they don't let wildebeests fly except in a cage in the cargo hold
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MikeMan4Christ: my wife knows way better than to pull that on me , God bless her , the sweet thing ! 8-)
GinuwineLady2: Mike you're trying too hard relax and stop trying to impress... most of us are married and not looking your way
Diamondgal0210: MikeMan?
MikeMan4Christ: Ginuwine : ok :-)
Diamondgal0210: Mike why are you here ifyour a Man of God?
MikeMan4Christ: why wouldn't I be here if I was a man of God ?
Diamondgal0210: why arent you with your wife?
MikeMan4Christ: who says I'm not ?
Diamondgal0210: just shocked your in here
MikeMan4Christ: She's here , doing her chores , but she's here, I'm loving up on her , gonna take her to lunch , Diamond
HonBug1113: not too much
Diamondgal0210: great have a nice time
jerzeeeegirl72: diamond, hes here to give your hair an exorcism
MikeMan4Christ: she runs around the house , bizzy as a bee :-)
ladyfiona1967: ok ty girl
Diamondgal0210: jerz go fo
MikeMan4Christ: Diamond : God bless you , thank you
ok so let me get this straight....only backsliders, sinful malcontents and atheists are allowed to be in this room? How fucking bizarre is this woman's way of thinking??? don't get me wrong, mike sounded a little too cheesy with how he was describing the wife as if it were 1950's Americana, but i don't recall any velvet ropes outside the door barring entrance to those who choose a certain way to live. This also begs the question my friend pointed out.... diamond zeros in on man o god, cause he is married, yet she loves rhonda, who purports to be godly and she is married. Hell diamond, with your luck regarding men, maybe you need a "mike" in your life because the keiths of the world sure aren't cutting it for you bitch
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ok so on the way home i'm in the outside lane of two lanes of a left turn and everyone is doing fine in both lanes about giving each other space etc...and immediately after completing the turn, this lady on the inside lane about 3 cars ahead starts laying on her horn. The cars ahead of me pass her...her horn continuously blaring....i pass her and the same....and she is pointing the bird at each car that passes her......
My first thought was wow she looks mad..
My second thought was hmmm she sure looks a lot like diamond, with the frizzed jacked up hair looking like Cruella Deville after an extra long session of electroshock therapy....
My third thought was utter disbelief.....i looked closely a second time after severe blinking....and confirmed what i saw.....the armpit cameltoe. Fighting the initial urge to retch with all my might, i then suffered a complete violent body shudder the likes i haven't seen since that time in 77 when i saw the remains of a cow across a highway after it tangled with a now mangled big rig.
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AnaisAnnais: I am not going to sleep, Diamond
AnaisAnnais: cant, my daughter is at the er
once again her daughter is at the ER...this has to be like the 6th or 7th time in the last year...and how do i know this??? because EACH time this has SUPPOSEDLY happened....ana has been HERE to announce it
AnaisAnnais: have to be awake all nite
Diamondgal0210: what happened ana?
AnaisAnnais: mmmm.... sigh
AnaisAnnais: oh... mental illness
AnaisAnnais: poor baby.....
AnaisAnnais: she imagines things.. and she gets agressive and violent
AnaisAnnais: although... I adopted her at 3 days old... i love her more than anyone, \
she loves her sooooo much she is HERE not THERE.....now remember, ana's contention is that she is 39 so her kid is younger....which makes this even worse than if she just admits her kid is 28....which one is it ana...regardless of the age, how she can be so casual about being online...and wtf is she doing sharing such personal info in a chat room??? oh wait.....i remember now (slaps self on fore head) this is ALLLL fake ass shit!!!
AnaisAnnais: but.. like they say... even this shall pass
her love of her kid will pass??? or her mental illness?
AnaisAnnais: not with a good man, and.. i did not adopted her with the right guy eighter
by your own admission you are not with a good man...i think all of us would agree a man who neglects and abuses horses is a piece of lowlife shit....however...HE adopted her too so it is HIS kid too.....now with that being said...if he is not a good man....then exactly WHO is at the hospital with this daughter you claim to love?? this piece of shit man you say is no good???? or no one? my guess is no one......so if this kid is actually a kid as you claim...she would have to be of an age requiring a parent or guardian for the medical consent etc....and neither of you are there? so you neglect your kid the same way you neglect your horses?
AnaisAnnais: why do women dont like me??
as someone else said in the room, some men dont like you, i am one of those
AnaisAnnais: I am not into women anyway
so you assume the women don't like you because they dont want you in that way?? sexual preference doesn't play into this ana....you aren't liked because you are a PIECE OF SHIT
AnaisAnnais: it does a special fem for me to like ....
i am sure there are some special fem rooms online....go check em out...feel free to make a new home there
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Welcome back to Roominations....
This will be the shortest episode of Roominations ever, due to the fact the subject matter is plain and dull. Is it just me, or does anyone else wonder when GoingOnHoliday will actually just go on holiday and disappear from the room for awhile..i mean after all, he is this big corp exec, where's all the jet setting he claims to do....
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Fi and diamond were bickering back and forth tossing insults like they were pizzas in a new york eatery....and then this....which i dub the Insult of the Week
ladyfiona1967: at least I dont wear a camel toe under my armpit
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So this ACMan name comes in and makes a comment about is sex all the room knows how to talk about, as if that disgusted them......and then this..........
ACMan3606: bunch of fake azz people in here
sweetforveron: AC aka rr414tr
Well it turns out that rr414tr is also the master SN for the biggest perv sleazebag in the room.....no i'm not talking about tommy, but good guess....no........it's Joplinman414.....looks like ole jop should just keep his mouth shut...everytime he opens it, a swarm of flies rushes out for fresh air....
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I've been watching for several days as the room has debated the appropriateness, or lack thereof, of posting comments on Lil Irysh's obituary. I can see and appreciate both sides of the argument, but what everyone seems to forget is there could have been a middle ground. Why anyone posting felt the need to relate who they were to being in this chat room is beyond me. If you were truly her friend to the extent you wanted to post some farewell commentary, then you were a friend, not a chatroom buddy. And if all you were was a chatroom buddy and had no idea what her life was like outside the chatroom, then you probably had no business posting on her obit. It would have been wise to leave the references to AOL out of the comments, but i also think it was wrong for her fam to take them down, they aren't her and apparently had no idea what her life here was like.
But what's even more wrong than all of that is to continue to debate all of this over and over for all to see.....both sides have compelling views and it is possible that both sides are right about some of those.....so please let the woman rest in peace.....if everyone involved really considered themselves a true friend of hers, then this all is petty nonsense and should stop now....to do otherwise is disrespectful of the situation and her, in my opinion. <stepping off soapbox before it craters from overuse
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VaChatGuy46: OMG, this is the room about nothing... who was here, when. The most pathetic people on earth
Yet YOU are the SLUG that chooses to TROLL the nothing room.....so i guess you are no better than the dirt on the bottoms of our shoes.
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The new zero calorie diet plan....guaranteed to make sure you retain nothing in your stomach every time you read it
KellyBlue99: I have a camel toe right now.
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Diamond has a new spy name........and its a big indicator of how she thinks....with no logic or reason.....just idiotic arrogance.....the name is JustBeCuzISay
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BoTee Jr: one woman only here that I know for a fact that isn't a bitch " not saying all the rest of you are " is Marytlk
Getting an endorsement from Bocreep is the room equivalent of what it would probably feel like to get an invite to stay overnight at Jerry Sandusky's house....no matter how much he smiles and wants to be your special friend, you feel sick to your stomach.
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Diamondgal0210: fahn
OnlineHost: BMW 84 M6 has entered the room.
Fahntastik: diamond,, hiya,, new font?
Diamondgal0210: Hi fahn
Diamondgal0210: lol
BMW 84 M6: HI room Atlanta male here
Fahntastik: ah,, there ya are lol
Diamondgal0210: i do have a new screen name
Diamondgal0210: i wont use it all the time
I'm hoping i didn't already miss it, but is anyone else as giddy as i am, waiting to see Fahn's reaction the first time he sees diamonds new Tangled name.....the bitch is too dumb to understand fahn phoneboned the original Tangled for over 3 years .....man oh man i am gonna get the pork rinds and beer cuz this is gonna be a show....<belly scratch and simultaneous tobacco spit> ok ok its really pretzels and ice tea but i had to have an excuse to scratch my belly
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Cinnderfrknrella: i think some of us cool people 8-) should create a room and give Joe the bolt :)
Truly cool people don't need to create a room, nor do they need the use of a bolt.... they roll with the punches and are the last ones standing when the smoke clears
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GoingOnHoliday: Shelbiez <was at first thought to be alien
HonBug1113: shut up
GoingOnHoliday: I am not joking
HollowWnd: she should be here to smack you...
GoingOnHoliday: She was born a few weeks after we landed on the moon
GoingOnHoliday: in 1969
GoingOnHoliday: No joke
GoingOnHoliday: When we lay in bed and talk
GoingOnHoliday: Sometimes she looks up to the ceiling
GoingOnHoliday: I have always wondered what she was staring at
GoingOnHoliday: its almost like there is an alien ship sending her signals
Top Ten List of Reasons Shelbiez Stares At the Ceiling
10. She is thinking "If i just stare straight ahead, errrr, straight up, maybe IT will go away".
9. Her mother told her that every time she is at her lowest of lows, to just look up and know it can only get better from here....and trust me, being in bed with this pig would rank as a pretty lowest of lows.
8. She knows watching the ceiling fan rotate is much more interesting than the bullshit spewing out of his mouth.
7. She is wondering what mind altering drug she is going to have to take next just to manage the next hour with him.
6. She is practicing pretending to be dead for that moment in time where she tricks him with her performance and gets him out of her life forever.
5. She is truly comatose from the sheer feeling of boredom that his every word evokes within her.
4. She is mentally replaying episodes of Lost in Space, figuring 45 minutes of Dr. Smith trumps 45 minutes of this shit anytime.
3. She really is an alien and wonders how the fuck her interstellar GPS got screwed up enough to land her within even 1000 miles of his location. A Garmin wouldn't have performed that badly.
2. She was testing the theory that everyone in this life has something to offer no matter how miniscule it may be......and realizing that theory was more fucked up than Cheech and Chong in all their movies combined.
And the #1 Reason Shelbiez Stares at the Ceiling is.....
She is thinking "I chose this instead of watching Letterman?? WTF???"
Wait wait, i thought of one more......She really IS communicating with an alien ship, sending them exact coordinates of where he is lying in bed, accurate within 3 inches, so they can test out the power of their new MegaTronBlaster 5000 laser beam weapon
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To the person who sent me the cliff notes version of info from the Chief of Police regarding the nutjob's numerous domestic violence arrests, if you have some kind of proof of that as in a website, public record etc, i will be happy to post the info for all to see
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Just because you are too dumb to get the humorous parts of the Pier doesn't mean it's boring. For every person that says it is, there's 5-10 that actually "get it" and say it isn't, so if you're bored maybe your time is better spent reading other blogs.
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TangledNDiamonds: I made this my new primary screen name was tired of Diamondgal
You FUCKING LIAR!!!! Do you really think people can't tell the master screen name for this new name of yours is diamondgal0210!?!?!
God no wonder your hair looks shitty most of the time, it's growing out of a dumbass brain
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There were a number of good lines yesterday and i had already given Line of the Day before i saw this one....so i will give this Line of the Week.................
ThreeKoolBeanz: keith is what he is. Not matter what he does, he can't change. You cant stick flowers in an asshole and call it a vase...its still and asshole
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Brensea: with love you get sex but with sex you don't get love
deep, thought provoking words.......from a prostitute
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well looks like lisahopkin's bovine buddy hasn't learned her lesson......
jerzeeeegirl72: anyway, someone who actually was friends with my hubby in school, just recently told me that elaine used a list of classmates from a reunion thing, to hit a few up for money
jerzeeeegirl72: well, shes a real mooch
darrlin2014: omg
LemonGrogger: thats ballsy
darrlin2014: apparently
jerzeeeegirl72: she said elaine knocked on the door, and asked to borrow $50, cause she got aflat and forgot her purse at home
LemonGrogger: that was a bad day for her
darrlin2014: she's had a lot of bad days
which leads to the Line of the Day
jerzeeeegirl72: how do you even start that convo..knock knock...we never met, but 25 years ago my hubby sat behid you in algebra, can you spot me $50?
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DrJevago: AOL CLOSED HIS ACCOUNT FOR LIFE
DrJevago: HE CAMITED A CRIME
DrJevago: TEMERING WITH EVIDANCE
what a lawyer sounds like under the influence of LSD, on his BEST day
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The Worst Joke Ever Told in a Chat Room....And I Mean EVER....
LTSS4: Didn't Johnny Cash have a hit song about toes - I toe the lineeeeeeeee I toe the lineeeeeeeeeeeee
I would rather sit through a 30 minute stand up act by Disclick after being lobotomized (sorry dis, nothing personal) than read more crap like this
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TangledInGems: i need a new wig gonna go black
Finally she picks a color that matches the color of her soul......oh wait....i'm making the assumption she has one......nevermind
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BlackSheerPride: did i ever tell anyone in here how sick and tired i am of being a tarket
Well if you would just shut your fucking yamhole, that problem would be solved.
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Day 56 of Lawyer Watch....
I was saddened to learn this morning of the passing of one of the roomies and I must say that most here showed compassion and caring, and the ones we expected wouldn't...... didn't. In this roomie's honor, I am taking a moratorium on mentioning the amos (skankersore) and andy show and all it involves, cause after all, they aren't much to watch anyway.
In light of the aforementioned moratorium, this will be the last installment of LW. I have no idea what awaits each and every one of us as we pass on to the next realm, but to this roomie, i say may your spirit travel well wherever the road takes you.
This is Lawyer Watch signing off, regular Pier programming will return tomorrow.
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lilpinksteph33: happily married but in a romance chat room hmmm
StoryzInMyEyes4U: this room hasnt had romance in it since 2005 ..smh
For someone who claimed she was new to the room 2-3 years ago, how would she know this.....i always knew, as most have, that she was a reinvented reg.....
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Day 55 of Law Watch........
I have figured out why there has been such a delay in receiving the lawsuit papers. See, we all know Andy's lawyer is as big a piece of shit as andy is and probably has a diploma mill degree so my guess is that he assumes because Siri can guide him to his favorite restaurant, she can also guide him on how to sue people. Let's imagine how that might have gone...
Crackpot Lawyer: Siri, i wish to file a lawsuit
Siri: The nearest civil lawyer is 3.3 miles away. Would you like directions?
Crackpot Lawyer: No, i need to file paperwork to sue someone.
Siri: There are three office supply locations within 2.5 miles, which one would you like to proceed to? Staples? Office Depot? or OfficeMax?
Crackpot Lawyer: No Siri, i want to sue Sparkyplug
Siri: The nearest spark plug supply store is O'Reillys. The nearest tune up location is Pep Boys. Which destination would you like to proceed to?
Crackpot Lawyer: Goddammit Siri, i don't need any fucking office supplies or tuneups, i want to file a fucking suit. Tell me how to file a fucking suit!!!
Siri: The nearest mens wear location is JoS. A. Bank. Would you like to see if they are having a sale?
Crackpot Lawyer: Motherfucker motherfucker!!! Siri!!!! Shut the fuck up about all these fucking places to shop and tell me how to file a fucking lawsuit you fucking piece of shit iphone app!!
Siri: The nearest church is Holy Trinity Catholic Church. Siri suggests you say 50 Hail Marys and then go fuck yourself. Goodbye.
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Every now and then i will see someone imply that they get info from me in the form of logs or emails or that they somehow have an "in" with sparky in some fashion.....which is really a bit silly to even suggest because all i am is someone that logs the room and vocalizes my opinions at times......then i see this tonight....
RunningLatte: my friend sparky sends me logs just to keep me on my toes
so let me be perfectly clear.....i would guess she was being tongue in cheek here just to mess with whoever in the room, but i don't send anyone logs....and i have one person here i call friend and it isn't latte or sweet...they have enough friends and i don't need more than the one i have...nothing personal but i am good where i'm at
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TiffanyNotNeGirl: ok I'm baccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkk
it's bad enough this bitch actually continues to venture in here on occasion, but having to sit here and announce she is back in this manner speaks of desperation to get noticed......no one gives a flying rats ass you fucking idiot...why don't you pull another one of your "disappear for 6 months while you spy in another name" routines and give our eyeballs a rest.....
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Sometimes you see a comment in the room that says it all..... and more often than not....by and large...it's by someone that shows a semblance of common sense....and when that happens, one can not help but make it The Line of the Week......
jerzeeeegirl72: im so glad football is back
I bet ya'll thought it was gonna be room biz huh ? What's that Wayne and Garth used to say??? "Fished innnnn"........
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Day 54....Law Watch.....
If i keep this shit up, i may end up as batshit crazy as andy........the heat of the day was shining down on me forehead as i sat at the mailbox, feet propped up on the cooler, ice cold soda in hand and i guess i fell asleep for a bit, because i woke up feeling a bit out of it, diet coke drying on my leg. And you know that game you played when you were a kid about trying to see different pictures in the clouds overhead.....well through my drowsy eyes up in that partially cloudy sky, i could barely make out the words "NO MAIL TODAY".......was it a message from God? or perhaps the beginnings of heat exhaustion? I told my wife to call 911 if i started displaying signs of being a bit loopy, she said she won't worry until i show signs of not being loopy.....man..i think i am just gonna have some butter pecan ice cream and call it a fucking day.
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I'm not the biggest fan of TIMHOLT for more than one reason, but this relentless taunting and badgering of him by Tommy and Andy is the vilest form of pig slug theatrics i have ever seen. Taunting someone because they lost a leg is as low as taunting someone who lost their wife and kids in a fiery accident, right Andy??? Oh wait....WRONG....because Andy is a fraud and never had a wife and kids. The only thing i have to say to you two punkass motherfuckers is you are the same kind of pieces of shit that would throw a baby out of a lifeboat so you can have more room and rations....btw tommy i saw a more recent pic of you....you look like you might be getting diabetes there buddy..better watch that, you might lose a leg...or two.
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Day 53 of Law Watch....
You know what's worse than sitting by the mailbox all day for court papers you know will never arrive??? Watching ten minutes of The Quest....THE STUPIDEST REALITY SHOW EVER.....i bet these contestants are the same kind of people who watch every episode of Game of Thrones five times in succession, taking note of every nuance, facial expression and mannerism of their favorite character in preparation for being that character on their big Halloween night.....
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Dixie9500: I wish I could punt!
Dixie9500: Lawd would I have a hay day with that
HonBug1113: who would you punt first Dixie
Dixie9500: Hon, all the non talkers
You've probably whined about not making the Pier half a dozen times since it started if not more....so if you had your way, the Pier wouldn't even exist, so i will now give you your Pier 15 minutes.......are you ready???? Here it is......
FUCK YOU BITCH
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It's Lawyer Watch, Day 52......
Yanno what's cool about Lawyer Watch? Even if you miss a few episodes, you haven't really missed anything at all
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It's the 51st Day of Lawyer Watch and man oh man am i ever excited.......i get to have a big ass chicken fried steak with cream gravy tonight for dinner with taters and green beans because i done been so good on my eatins this week.......wait, what's that? Oh no no lol lol lol, you thought i was going to report some type of incoming mail??? You fool
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VooDooDolly99: and if he was indeed a real lawyer I'd think he'd be a bit more intellegent
Point taken, but if you were indeed a bit brighter, you would spell the one word in your whole sentence that you should have made an effort to spell correctly
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Day 461903, Law Watch (previously known as January 28, 3279).......
Archaelogists were stunned today to uncover what they suspect is the original data capture device of the creator of the sole calendar now used by mankind, commonly referred to as the Sparkan Timetracker. The well used and very ancient HP Split x2 was safeguarded for over a millennia by an LG French Door Stainless Steel refrigerator that had tipped over on top of the device during the Great Wars of 2038 (a month and year based date system that became extinct after civilization realized how much easier it was to use the Sparkan system of tracking time).
The Sparkan Timetracker was largely credited for bringing international peace and uniting the common sense populace across the world against the forces of stupidity. Once they realized that most of the world's problems were caused by the very type of dumbasses the calendar was originally based on, including those responsible for the Great Wars, their common ground led to discussions of acceptance and brotherhood never seen before.
The Timetracker has not been without it's imitators, such as the shortly lived Julian II system, based on an obscure blog entry made on Day 922, LW by another writer that said "Diamond, I will post what a bitch you are every day from now until the end of time unless you tell Keith once and for all it's over. Today is day 1 and you are a bitch". That came to a halt after it was discovered this Keith person was actually a woman named Gail Fondriest and imitated a man so she could get the goods on "Keith's" admirers.
There have also been detractors of Timetracker, primarily those who say "Well what the hell are we supposed to do about birthdays and Christmas and Thanksgiving and Hannukah, etc" to which proponents replied "Celebrate those every day my friends, celebrate life".
Breaking News Update -
After moving the HP device to a lab, scientists announced they recovered some entries on the device, confirming it belonged to the Sparkan creator. The first entry discovered read "Day 50 of Lawyer Watch.....There is no mail today....there was no mail the previous 49 days and there will almost certainly be no fucking mail tomorrow"......more to come as the situation develops.
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Welcome to Lawyer Watch......Day 49
They say the sign of a well rounded individual is the ability to acknowledge one's flaws as easily as one's abilities and accomplishments. Today was a day of self-introspection.......and the bottom line is, I don't know who is dumber.....Andy for thinking that someday he and Skankersore will have a life together.....or myself for thinking anything will ever arrive in the mail from his nonexistent lawyer.....i almost feel like flipping a coin to decide.
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Diamondgal0210: Mr kiss my lily white butt
if it looks anything like your face, and the odds are great that it does, then it is more of a ruddy, pitted look with shades of reddish pink (boozer perhaps?), jaundice yellow and flaky beige.....
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Diamondgal0210: Hollow go flush that mop of a head in the toilet
For years, the top of your head looked like a Libman Wonder Mop Plus stuck outside in sub freezing weather and you have the gall to say this???????
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Day 48 of Lawyer Watch....
OPTICIAN ANDY: PEOPLE WHO ARE ASHAMED OF BEING IRANIAN CALL THEMSELVES PERSIANS
Well by that logic, then i guess all those rugmakers are ashamed to call them Iranian rugs?? you FUCKING MORON.......no wonder there is nothing in the mailbox....THIS is the intelligence (or lack thereof) by which i am being sued
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AnaisAnnais: I dont have any food for my tarantula right now
After the authorities raided her home and removed the tarantula from her possession due to abusive neglect, one of the animal care peeps was cleaning out it's tank, which apparently had also been neglected for years. Lining the bottom of the tank were old newspapers and a lone one page note.....it read...
"Hey mr spider dude, forgive my writing style, for i am a mere pony....but the gang here begged me to give you this warning. The crazy eyed bitch is fuckin neighhhhuts (that's pony for nuts). Get out....get out now....if you have to go all Teenage Mutant Ninja Spider on her ass, do it.....just get the fuck out of there man....ok gtg, they changed the channel here at the rescue center to Animal Planet.
Good Luck
Band of Horses (we thought of the name first assholes)"
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sweetforeveron nln ok i said it in the room im going to say it here too .. Sparky is bias with is quotes of the day or week etc .. im hilarious everyday .. damn it ..
Services 6 hrs ago via AOL Lifestream Web
StoryzInMyEyes4U: Keith isnt a whore ....he doesnt talk dirty
StoryzInMyEyes4U: I will vouche for him
Well if Mother Teresa here is gonna vouch for him then , by God, he Must be a good egg!!! < tobacco spit.........ding! >....ok....let me gather my wits and stop laughing so hard....this is like the Manson women vouching for Charlie, as they coo about the X (later changed to a swastika) carved into his forehead.....this is like Roseanne Arnold saying Rosie O'Donnell is calm, cool and collective.....this is like Bonnie saying "Eh Clyde isn't such a bad guy, ya'll just don't like him cuz he has big ears"..............
This is like Skankersore being vouched for by the likes of Andy.......
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Day 47.....Law Watch....
I'm a bit down in the dumps.....the postlady has banned me from parking a lawn chair within a 10 foot radius of the mail box cube near the house....saying it's Federally protected property.......i think she's a bit peeved that every time she pulls up to the curb to fill the boxes, i am anxiously awaiting, tongue lolling out as i say "is it here yet? is it here yet?" whilst bouncing up and down in said chair
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Let me draw your attention one more time to Jerry the horse abuser and one of two Facebook accounts he owns....
https://www.facebook.com/jerryhorse?fref=ts
Now if everyone recalls, Ana has made a huge production out of how her adopted daughter is so sick a lot ..in the hospital etc.....and has always presented it as if her daughter is somewhat young....so, we now have more proof that Ana is as big a liar as we always knew she was.....please scroll down on his FB page to June 19, 2011.....which is several pics of their daughter....read his tribute....and read what he says about her age......then do the math.....if you're too lazy i will do it for you....if their daughter was 25 in 2011....then she is 28 now.....which means Ana, if one believes her total bullshit story about being 39, was the wise old age of 11 when she became a mother of a 4 day old Peruvian orphan. Also, if you peruse pictures further down between then and August, 2010, you will see several pics that are very clearly Ana in her 50's or older.
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And as luck would have it, this was a stellar week for candidates because even though Darr got Line of the Week, this one was in the running and deserves an honorable mention....and you guessed it, it's in reference to Ana once again....
SXMX Girl: waaaaaah, my daughter is sick, my bf doesn't allow me to have friends, my mini horse was taken from me, my bf was disbarred. We don't know?? STFU, we know more about you then we know about the civil war
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Ana was once again in her denial mode that the court and newspaper info about her and jerry abusing horses was fact and several had made comments towards her. So Darr begins to "agree" with her, but the only one who didn't seem to get the fact that Darr was being totally sarcastic was Ana herself, at least at first......
darrlin2014: I know ana, those damn newspapers and court records
AnaisAnnais: just a cheap magazine of the rich and .. well.. in this case.. as they wanted to be
darrlin2014: of course ana
AnaisAnnais: but.... u have no idea of the real truth
darrlin2014: nothing on record is true
darrlin2014: no minature horses
AnaisAnnais: not truth... just to sell a story
darrlin2014: no misuse of funds
darrlin2014: no disbarrment
AnaisAnnais: and.. i really dont wish to get into such.. but.... yes... i was the best horse breader
darrlin2014: jerry is not almost 70
darrlin2014: of course
AnaisAnnais: so... envy and wanting my horses was the whole thing
Which all leads to what i dub The Line of the Week...........
darrlin2014: the stupid horses should have fed themselves
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As the sun dips lower on the horizon on this 46th day of LW, i see Andy had made a recent commentary about the Pier...
OPTICIAN ANDY: SO FUNNY SPARKY SHOULD RENAME HI BLOG TO JUST "ANDY" CAUSE 75% OF IT IS ABOUT ME
OPTICIAN ANDY: GOD HE MUST BE SO BORED
Yeah.....so bored that i started finding and calling every listing for any lawyer within a 100 miles radius of this fuckhead on YP.com to see if they were the ones foolish enough to take this case.......my boss actually thought i was leaving to take a job in New Jersey because the image of the website burned into my screen........but no luck.....hell half of them thought i kept telling them to fuck off....and i kept saying "no no, Falkoff........Falkoff". So entertain me andy and tell me where the goddamned motherfucking lawsuit papers are, you moronic sick piece of yak shit.
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StoryzInMyEyes4U: what did keith tell you julie ?
sweetforveron: keith told me that babz told him that she had a crush on andy thats why she has been mean
sweetforveron: and that she was jealous of rhonda and all the attention she gets
sweetforveron: keith is nuts
Brensea: That's why she hates Rhonda for his love for her and she hates me because I slept with him. Now I understand
Brensea: I will not fight with her any more since I know the reason she hates me
Dixie9500: Who did you sleep with, Bren?
Brensea: Andy
StoryzInMyEyes4U: Bren slept with Andy as a favor for me
Dixie9500: in real life or AOL life?
Brensea: real
StoryzInMyEyes4U: he needed some and I wasnt ready to cheat on my spouse
StoryzInMyEyes4U: I know
Brensea: He is not all that bad in the sack
Dixie9500: gross
I tell you what, you can't make this shit up.....well, unless you're a psycho, a skankersore, a diseased player and a wildebeest(figure out who's who).......bren acts like she is so intelligent but cant grasp the fact julie herself was saying keith is fos on this.....and then starts spewing her sewer line of bullshit immediately after......i nearly choked on air when she "complimented" andy's bedroom skills.....my guess is he is so bad in the sack, his hand tells him "not right now, i've got a handache" .....get it? handache.....lol ok that was almost as bad as a dis joke
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We hit Day 45 of Lawyer Watch with a glimmer of hope that andy is starting to glimpse reality on some level.....he comes in with a new andy name, OPTICIAN ANDY and it has a master SN of slothishere4u....if that isnt someone accepting what they are in life, i dont know what is.....and btw...no mail.....
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Lawyer Watch Day 44......
Ok so i get this mail today and inside is a short handwritten note.....and it says
Dear Mr. Plug,
We are sorry to bother you with this but we were desperate to maintain some semblance of sanity. The reason you are getting this mail is because Andrew Fukkoff retained our services for the purposes of suing you for defamation of character. We could tell within the first few minutes that he has no character so, by all rights, there is no basis for a lawsuit. Mr Fukkoff wasted a full hour of our time we stupidly offered as a free consultation and in an effort to get him the hell out of our office, we pretended to write down notes and accepted the reams of paper he had printed out that were his so called evidence. When we realized it was a 100 copies of a full printout of Pier Talk, we asked him why he printed it more than once. He answered that he wanted to sue once for each personality of his that you supposedly defamed.
We know any logical person would laugh at the absurdity of this whole situation, and trust me, we fully acknowledge you have done no wrong. However, our fear is that he will try to come back into our building at some point to follow up so we ask you to show us some compassion and PLEASE enclose a 100 dollar bill as a settlement offer so we never have to deal with this motherf....uh, assho.....uh....idiot, again. We swear by all things holy we will not only send you your original 100 back, but we will add another 100 and free lifetime legal services should you ever be in need of such. Please....please.....oh god please help us.....if you have a shred of human decency....please. Madge the paralegal adds a pretty please, and she's serious, she chipped in 50 bucks on this gig.
Sincerely
The ever grateful staff of Jacobsen, Goldstein and Nash, PLLC
P.S.
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaassssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Day 43 of Lawyer Watch.....
My mailbox couldn't be emptier if it was a black hole........
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I laugh a lot at these people who claim they don't read blogs somehow knowing or thinking they know what the Pier is all about....it seems the ones who are most irked are the most vocal about saying they don't read it and those are the ones i laugh at... it shows they must not read reviews or opinions.
Just because the name sparky doesn't talk in the room it doesn't mean I haven't. Also, how is it they know i don't talk in the room? They claim they don't live there or park often.....maybe i talk when they aren't around :)
Truth is , sparky isnt interested in chatting about blow jobs, anal sex, drinking , pre cum and arguing with the likes of the room a holes, i like to watch people and notice ironies .....don't wanna meet people, call them , etc.. thats YOUR choice and its a free country so have at it.
Some of the loudest mouths shouldn't even care about sparky talking. They claim they don't talk to guys much and basically admit they are there to pick up chicks......some guys are there to observe and some are there to pick up chicks.
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Six weeks ago, if you had told me we would be on Day 42 of Law Watch with zero tangible results, i would have looked you squarely in the eye, chewed the toothpick in my mouth for a few seconds, coughed a couple times for effect, then said "yanno what? you're absofuckinlutely right!!" and slapped you on the back as i guffawed.
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DaznConfuzd917: Too think my day is over and I will have to end it here
DaznConfuzd917: Aint life a bish
here's a suggestion.....leave...and go live that life you claim no one else in the room seems to have.....i mean really, it's ludicrous to act like you're forced to stay in a chat room....could you get any dumber? short answer....only if they replaced your brain stem with .......Andy's....no wait........Diamond's......no...wait wait wait.......Ana's, yeah that's it, Ana's
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TiffanyNotNeGirl: ok suddenly I am lost and I haven't a clue how it happen lol
i have a clue, it's called being a dumbass........and for those who think i'm being a bit hard on her, everytime this bitch comes in she says this same fucking line at least 2 or 3 times.....usually, but not always, the hallmark of a self absorbed person is being oblivious to what most others type, thus they end up "lost"
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StoryzInMyEyes4U: <--just paid 2 bucks at a store for a 16 oz bottle of water ...wth
StoryzInMyEyes4U: why is water so expensive now
StoryzInMyEyes4U: i think they should be 99cents
StoryzInMyEyes4U: 20 cents for the water and 69 cents for the electicity to keep it ice cold
Is anyone really surprised that the sore can't do math....can you imagine the fear patients would have if this bitch was really a nurse? The only thing that would be ice cold is the blood running through their veins..either from aforementioned fear.... or from being dead.
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Ana was blabbering again and somewhere along the way she made the claim she could cum just by thinking about it without touching herself....
DisClickableMe: well.... in Ana's defense, If my only other option was to have to screw a 70 year old disbarred lawyer, I'd learn to cum without being touched too
DisClickableMe: c'mon sparky... that should at LEAST get an honorable mention
Actually i'll give this Line of the Week, at least the word twat wasn't involved.....
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OPTICIAN ANDY NJ: RHONDA THAT WAS A SILLY THING TO DO U NEED THE MONEY
DrJevago: RHONDA, YOU GIVING THE COW TOO MUCH INFORMATION
Andy was responding to skankersore's claim that she was offering to give up some work to someone else and then apparently Dr J confuses Andy with Lisa or Elaine....i'm guessing he's been using Andy for his eyeglass adjustments.....but then again, if what Dis says is true about his IP number, then he is confusing his bait shop resellers license with having a law degree too....
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Mike Hunt Herz: Dixie9500: What's up my bishes?
this is at least the tenth time i've seen him paste one of the women coming into the room with this same comment....hey mike, that got old in the late 90's....you really need to hit the urban dictionary for some newer stuff....i know, i know.... you have a very limited repertoire but you really need to expand your horizons mothafucka......
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Blue Skies In HB: Married or not, I really believe that all women here are not really women
Well that makes everyone all even, because very few believe you are a real man
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Day 41 of Law Watch.....
So andy comes in yesterday and posts Dr j's info in the room and these postings included "dr" J's phone number....and of course andy never replied to the fact it was being pointed out that he was suing sparky for similar reasons.....this is a perfect example of what several have commented on, that Andy, Dr j and Skankersore, as well as the bit players such as Keith, Brian etc.....are all scripting all this bullshit thinking their little act is being accepted as real.....i said long ago, i smell old roomies involved in this somehow.....btw has anyone talked to notas or tang lately? Wait, i need to go check the mailbox.......
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yep, empty as usual
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40 Days and 40 Nights....of Law Watch....
From the official recorded logs of 7-25-14....
OPTICIAN ANDY NJ: MY LAWYER IS FREE ITS MY COUSINS SON IN LAW AND IM NOT
RUSHING HIM ITS FREE HE CAN DO IT IN HIS OWN SWEET TIME
OPTICIAN ANDY NJ: I DONT CARE ABOUT THE MONEY AND IM SURE SPARKY DOESNT HAVE
MUCH
1. How many think Andy's "lawyer" told him he would do the job free just to get him the fuck out of his office? Wow, look at ALL those hands!!!
2. If that shitty boat, crappy house and god forsaken sofa are an example of your wealth, i am Bill Gates compared to you.
3. Just curious, this so called cousin's son in law wouldn't happen to be ERLogistics would it? You remember ER right? The guy who took forever to get finished with law school yet for some reason can't seem to pass the bar exam and claims he doesn't work....oh wait, i almost forgot, there is a better than average chance he is one muirc4....nevermind
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FitnCharmin: If NYC police now let 5 people climb atop Brooklyn Bridge to replace Amerucan flagswith white surrender flags...they can also put bombs up there as well
FitnCharmin: Security on Brooklyn bridge said it was not their job to protect bridge towers---they watch cars
FitnCharmin: Juvenile name calling = democrats best argument they can muster for their beliefs
I'm trying to determine who the bigger moron is.....fit with his political bullshit (i may lean a little to the right but i don't fucking parrot the headlines) or Daz with his total bullshit...i think Daz wins the runoff for the moron title because at least fit can claim alien abduction and brainwashing if nothing else.......Daz is just a sick fuckwad.....and speaking of sick, i almost tossed my dinner watching all the lovey dovey syrupy bullshit with Going and Cara, as well as Skankersore towards EyeCantGetFuckedAndy.....someone needs to tell Going to get another pic, that one on his profile, you can almost see the slimy grease pouring off his face.....
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Welcome to We Be Watchin The Law, Day 39.....
It occurred to me that perhaps the reason i haven't gotten the lawsuit papers yet is because the mailman remembers the previous few attempted lawsuits from angry blog readers trying to shut me down and my subsequent replies rejecting said mail with little notations such as "Return to Sender and tell them to get bent" or "Hey Elaine, go fuck yourself and the horse you rode in on....oh wait you ARE the horse you rode in on.", etc and he is saving himself the time and effort to shove another half dozen of them in my mailbox for future "processing".
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Wow, today we have a 2 for 1 special in our Inaugural episode of What a F$#@%^& Dumbass
Fahntastik: lorianne,, im sure you have heard this a bazillion times,, but you look like martha stewart
Navyseabee847: hello Dimondgirl
OnlineHost: HymersRuined OM1 has entered the room.
Fahntastik: i swear,, its like im talking into thin air,, wtff?
HonBug1113: whats wrong Fahn?
Navyseabee847: hello Lorianne
Fahntastik: nothing hon,, i just ask questions,, and get no answers,, no biggie lol
Well fahn, it's obvious it's because YOU are boring.....isn't it???
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Fahntastik: got it in manila back in 1977
Buck296: NEW YORK CITY GUY HERE
Fahntastik: lol, i was 20,,, and stupid,, well,, stupider than i am now
beautyNqueens: where in nyc Buck
Buck296: BRONX AND YOU
IMPOSSIBLE....it's totally IMPOSSIBLE for any human being, including yourself, to be stupider than you are now
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Ok all you numerology fanatics, this 38th day of Law Watch is something to get exxxxxxcited about! See, if you take today's date...7/23/2014.......and you add the day and the month together, you get 30....then if you multiply all the non zero digits in the year...2x1x4, you get 8.....30...plus 8.....38!!!!! wowza right? WRONG...NOT WOWZA...see...that bullshit twisting of numbers is the numeric equiv of andy threatening to sue my ass....full of empty promise....and you guessed it...no mail....
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Day 37, Lawyer Watch.....it's getting cold here in this isolation, wondering how much air i have left and if the water rations will last until and IF there is a breakthrough. I wonder how the wife and kids are doing on that blue dot in the icy black sky drifting further and further away, the helplessness of my situation bearing down on my psyche. Did the mail arrive yet? Was the long awaited subpoena finally here?
Sparky gets up, splashes cold water in his face and then smacks himself upside the head as he reminds himself to quit working on his never to be published sci fi novel at the same time he has to deal with the pier, especially when half asleep.
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naughtynnice252: be nice if we could vote people out at times
naughtynnice252: like 6 ignore and their out
well then you would be shit out of luck, because i would use all 6 names i have parked here to ignore your ass :)
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Welcome back to Roominations.......
So i'm running around doing errands the other day and find myself in traffic behind a car that had a personalized license plate. Upon closer inspection, i saw the plate said .....DSLXIK...and of course i gave a minor chuckle at that...but as traffic began to roll again, it hit me how much more effective it would have been had the plate said KIXLSD.......
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AnaisAnnais: jerry is watching a movie... and he is just about to eat his finger...
AnaisAnnais: gosh
When Animal Abusers Resort to Cannibalism ....premiering Friday, July 25th at 8PM EST/9PST on The History Channel
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ladyfiona1967: you know this biteme fool im's me almost every day, I think he forgets he im'd me the day before and the day before and so on and so on
I saw this last week and could feel her pain.....he ends up in my catcher a lot.....his intro? "Hi, i'm brian"....which he changes up occasionally with "Hi my name is brian".....it's like Andy had a son and taught him the same social skills he has....
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As we begin this sixth week of LW, I want to take this opp to thank Andy for giving me the most material about absolutely nothing since Seinfeld was on the air back in the day....and yes that means the mailbox was empty yet again
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Day 35 of Law Watch has a little over two hours left and we are faced with the same disappointment...i.e....no lawsuit paperwork.....it just leaves a totally empty feeling in my gut.....i have to wonder though...if there is a perfectly logical explanation.....perchance Andy provided his "lawyer" with his most recent edition of eyewear....and since Andy SUCKS DOGSHIT at everything he has ever done in life, then it means his lawyer cant see crap....maybe all the legal papers got sent to FirePlug44 or SmarmyPlug44 or YoMommasAThug44...somewhere out there, someone is wondering how the fuck simply clicking into a chatroom and saying "hello everyone" results in them getting sued for a blog they have never seen......
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Veltgeist: Anyways... The dog just threw up. I'll be back soon.
Like we give a fucking rats ass.....man take this shit to Facebook and post it along with a pic of your just clipped dirty ass toenails and keep this out of the fucking chat room .......as if we need another gross scuzbag like fetsy here
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This was her speaking to Ana and her horse abusing fake ass......i was gonna make this the line of the day, but i laughed the second time i read it so what the hell....i offer the Line of the Week....
ladyfiona1967: So you felt the answer to all this was to come on here and pretend you are a 39 yr old mental case?
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We're going to combine today's 34th episode of LW with a return to Roominations........
Ok some may remember the Walmart commercials a few months back where they had several tables of people eating steak dinners and commenting on the quality and tastiness of said beef. Then after they gushed about it all, it was like "Surprise! That beef came from Walmart!". First off, if i was in that commercial, i would immediately throw up all over the man holding the mic and yell "Unclean!!!! Unclean!!!".
So fast forward and now they have several tables of people eating different, seemingly sumptuous meals of pasta, seafood, etc and the "surprise" is it was all prepared by Olive Garden. So it hit me, the worst of the worst of marketing graduates must eventually end up at Walmart and Olive Garden because if you have to surprise people that you have a quality product and make them rethink their previously held opinions, maybe the company as a whole should reevaluate what they offer that would cause them to have to convince people of that in the first place....i mean how fucking bizarre is that...and what moron would ever think its a good marketing strategy???? Omg it just hit me, Andy and Dr J must work for them!!!!
And speaking of bizarre, does anyone else buy all this bullshit scripted convo between Going, Brian and Shelbie where they all seem to be focused on proving the "realness" of who they are and that they all know each other. For example, Going and Brian reaffirm each other's validity by backing up how good or genuine the other is and much of the time, one or the other's father is brought into the conversation......this all screams FAKE CITY and personally, i think all three of them are totally FULL OF SHIT.
Oh and btw, nothing in the mailbox today....and i was so looking forward to having my lawyer depose Andy.....somehow i think Dr J would be part of it because, well.....they are the same person afterall......
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How to Take a Room Atmosphere from bad to worse in less than 2 seconds........
OnlineHost: FitnCharmin has left the room.
OnlineHost: GoingOnHoliday has entered the room.
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Day 33 of Law Watch brings us another married room visit from Andy bellowing at Skankersore to IM him so he can help her fix the piece of crap phone he got her and he questioned that whatever she was saying about her son was of higher priority than taking said IM. But what cracked me up is someone asked him 3 times how the lawsuit against sparky was going and he completely iggied.....what's wrong andy, you spend too much on that pay as you go Nokia flip phone to afford a real lawyer???
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Day 32 of Lawyer Watch not only brings us a new month of non-activity, but we were honored to get not one, but multiple visits by the one and only Andy......if honored were defined as "please hand me that 60 grout sandpaper WITH the electric sander so i never have to read this fucker again"
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Welcome to Day 31 of Law Watch....
You know what the difference between today and the previous 30 days of Lawyer Watch is?!?!?!?!! Well duhhhh...it's day 31 ....and there was never and never will be another day 31 again.....you didn't think i actually got some mail or delivery did you???? : P
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Welcome to Law Watch, Day 30.....
So i get this email from none other than EyeBawwwwkAndy.....and the level of stupidity this man displays is mind boggling.......he sits there threatening to sue me....then claims he has this top notch lawyer and i will end up homeless when he is through with me and now he has the nerve to want me to post something on the blog and the moron thinks i am actually going to allow the embedded image of whatever it is to display.....uh....yeah...i am gonna allow what basically equates to a file attachment to download onto my computer....i dont think so fuckwad. And by the way spoogeball, i know that you and Dr J are working together on all this...you may fool some but i know for a FACT.
Oh and....there was NOTHING in the mailbox....cmon andy...you're letting us all down here.
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I figured some of you might be missing Ana seeing as how she is suddenly absent from the room....funny how that happens huh....so, i go back to early last week for a bit of a reminder about exactly what we have lost.....
AnaisAnnais: they can take anything when i die.. and then i want to be cremated
Well Ana, since they already took your brain and heart, you should get a discount on those services
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This woman obviously has no clue about the power of Photoshop.......not that i have ever PS'ed a dick pic or anything but it can be done.....easily. This reminds me of how clueless Notas was last year for saying Wolf "proved" his realness by writing his name on a sheet of paper and sending......i mean for fucks sake, anyone that looked close enough at that pic could tell it had been edited....but then again, she lied her ass off when she claimed she made him "beep twice" to prove he was on the road when they were talking on the phone.....
ladyfiona1967: I told cape if he wrote my name on his member to prove it was his I would let him take me to dinner
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Welcome to the 29th Episde of Lawyer Watch...
I haven't decided what's more boring........watching the mailbox or watching the previews for Sharknado 2.....i'll get back to you on that
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DisClickableMe: ok, jules.. how's this ?? There once was a fellow named Sparky... Whose blog got a lil bit snarky.... Some laugh at his wit, even though they've been bit and some say he's full of malarky
ok i give a 9.3 for creativity and humor here, but snarky? If being blunt and factual is considered snarky, then color me guilty, but my dictionary gives a different def. Truth be told, i don't say anything worse about the Ana's, Andy's and Diamond's of the room than anybody else and my guess is i say a lotta things other people would like to say but don't
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StoryzInMyEyes4U: Im inbetween facilities ..lunch break
The Biggest Lie Ever Told In A Chatroom
StoryzInMyEyes4U: yeah , playing nurse again today
Followed by The Biggest Truth Ever Told In A Chatroom (the keyword being "playing")
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Welcome to Day 28 of Law Watch....
My mailbox was emptier than the space between Tommy's ears....and that's so empty its developed a vacuum comparable to what one would see in space...now granted, its Sunday, but his condition exists every day
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It's a pretty average day here on Day 27 of Lawyer Watch......as you can imagine, all is silent on the legal front. However, i would like someone to make that pussy ass piece of shit Frankie aware that we had a new Unique Visitor high count on the Pier yesterday of 229. I'm guessing a lot more people were interested in reading about the horse abuser Peruvian scum than wanted to read about his putrid dick. Speaking of Frankie, I heard Pink Floyd is going to re-release one of their songs from the Wish You Were Here album, except this time the song will be called "Scheinen You Crazy Diamond".......get it....Scheinen.....Crazy.....(hears collective groan from the blog crowd)......
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ok i wanna make something very clear here....it was NOT babz, irysh, sweetfor or ladyfi who sent me the Ana info....they all have some investigative skills, but i have a number of sources....and besides, i did specifically say it was a friend : )
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darrlin2014: you go take it out on jerry
AnaisAnnais: u dont know what ur talking about
darrlin2014: whatever
HollowWnd: yes she does.. because you tick off the wrong people..
i present the Pun of the Day.......Hollow is speaking to Ana.........get it? Tick? lmaoooooooooo i wonder if that made Ana scratch inside her ear
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Day 26 of Lawyer Watch - The Big Brother Edition
I have determined beyond a shadow of a doubt that Diamond is really Devin on Big Brother. That mofo has mood swings worse than The Joker, Ana, Marilyn Monroe and Axl Rose COMBINED and the only other person on this planet that fits that description is Diamond! Yes, i realize Devin is black, but if you look closely at diamond's pics, her complexion and ruddy, mottled skin texture allude to the fact she could easily be wearing a rubber mask covered with layers of makeup.
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I have a very special edition of Lawyer Watch to bring you here on Day 25, one reason being this bit of info could end up starting a new LW series....sit back and soak it in.......
Anais's....calling all Anais's.......well lookie what we have here everybody......
ok so Weds morning we have this happen in the room.. ..Irysh is speaking directly to Ana...
LiL irysh fairy: use your other screenname MAria mkelle4538
I am going to paint you a verbal picture here, which ana should appreciate since she is well, mmmmmmm, so expressionist with her art......The above led to a friend sending me a lot of info they found thru several sources, including the trusty google.....so let's start there
https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=maria+kelleghan
which leads to this....and this confirms the ana connection because the pic she sent to sweetfor to put on the blog is here too....and one has to ask...who the fuck is the bitch with the whacked out crazy ass look...that's not the same woman as ana represents herself to be...but pay special attention to the woman in the black and white pic...we will speak to that momentarily.....
https://www.facebook.com/maria.kelleghan
So THEN more stuff is found that contains what appears to be her name.....and wouldn't you know it...there is a jerry mentioned too.....pay attention lower in the article when it relates to what appears to be her name....this turned my stomach
http://www.wickedlocal.com/article/20110421/News/304219142
Now did anyone else catch that he has been practicing law since 1972....so that would put his age conservatively at 66... Did anyone catch Upton is in Massachusetts?? So i offer a theory here....the black and white photo on her FB could be her mom...it looks like that pic was made sometime in the 50's...and that woman appeared to be in her 30's...Ana claims to be 39.....so this woman in the black and white photo would have had a kid probably in the 50's or so....so then you go on to this next site....and what do we have here?!?!?!??!
http://www.advancedbackgroundchecks.com/d/maria-kelleghan/12518767
http://www.mylife.com/mariakelleghan
look at the age on this bitch...and what the fuck do ya know...there is a miami connection!! how many goddamned fucking times have we heard ana mention miami......
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ladyfiona1967: Diamond I am no so lame as to call you and let you have my number because then you would send me stalker texts
I present the line of the day....and #9 on the Top Ten List of Smartest Declarations Ever Made In A Chatroom
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It's a special day here at Lawyer Watch....
Day 24 here....24 happens to be the number of hours in a day, the number of cans in a case of coke zero, the number of months my wife has left on her cell phone contract before she can upgrade free and the number of dollars i won on the last trip to the casino (hey it paid for the gas)......it also happens to be the number of millimeters in length of andy's dick....for those metrically challenged, that is 15/16 of an inch...the only number that doesn't seem to equal 24 today is the mail in my mailbox....i had 0 pieces of mail...and we all know what that means....yep, we will be BACK here tomorrow won't we....
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As the sun sets on Day 23 of Lawyer Watch, i ask you, the reader, to sit back, take a deep breath, soak in the world around you with your senses of sight, smell, touch, etc.... and then ask yourself one question. Why the fuck did you just waste 30 seconds of time you will never get back reading this meaningless blog entry? Have a nice evening, see you tomorrow......
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A clarification here.....just because one makes the blog doesn't mean i categorize them as stupid....MOST of the blog comments are indeed aimed at the ones who have a lot of echos in between the ears, but things such as the line of the day or week, etc....usually are the things that crack me up and lean to the more intelligent side of room chat.....unless preceded by words such as dumb, moronic etc. Even on those, everyone can have dim bulb moments....including myself....and the sign of an intelligent, well rounded person is being able to find the humor in those times.....besides, why would anyone care wtf i have to say...it's just a blog...and according to the ones who make it the most, a complete waste of time....right?
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Lmaooooooo @ some of the room comments that act like i don't have a right to blog. Why is it the very ones who claim they hate the blog so much are always the loudest mouthed critics....if they hate it so much wtf are they doing reading it!?!?!? These are the same assholes that think freedom of speech only applies to themselves or those they agree with. Last i checked, i live in the US, not communist China. And i would gamble all i have that i know more about the goings on than the majority of room peeps....and what i don't know can always be found in the logs somewhere.....which is probably why you're really pissed....because you know at any time i could pull up dirt on your scummy asses....speaking of scummy, anyone seen Frankie??? aka Mr "I Demand Answers, Yet When You Have Your Say, I'm Going to Be a Big Ass Pussy and Pull a Disappearing Act"
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#7 on the Top Ten List of the Dumbest Jokes EVER Told in Married Chat....
DisClickableMe: I once thought of opening a chain of adult novelty stores and call em.... "Toys- for-Twats"......
i suggest you stick to the limericks man
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Day 22 of LW.....
Today was my first day back to work after my five day respite and fuck me if i didn't get home and find absolutely NOTHING in the mailbox. I'm beginning to think Andy's lawyer is a bigger lying piece of shit than Andy and Skankersore combined......no wait, that's impossible.....by the way....to those of you who don't know, when Skankersore goes silent in Married, she is signed onto another one of her names foisting a rabid defense of Andy onto the participants of the Older Men room he bleats in now.
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OnlineHost: Presentationav has entered the room.
Presentationav: any women here want a pearl necklace?
LiL irysh fairy: Yes... go dive into the ocean and find one
Brensea: How much is it worth
Presentationav: a lot
yanno, i always figured if, somehow, brens story about being a hooker were actually true, she would be considered a dumb one....so if she insists on sticking to her storyline, then the above confirms those suspicions....any hooker with half a brain would know he isn't talking jewelry.
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ID21oLWatinwtr.....wwtee...wia...ftloGjsmaa
In the year 2718, the above encrypted message was finally decoded after hundreds of years of the world's best minds working to solve the puzzle.....the entire planet breathed a huge sigh of relief when it was realized it was not a message of doom, but rather one of frustration....it means "It's Day 21 of Lawyer Watch and there is nothing whatsoever to report.....when will this ever end...when i ask...for the love of God just sue my ass already"
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trsmiles: if yrr marriage isnt working talk to others whom are failing
trsmiles: i would focus on my spouse not a gf
trsmiles: just saying
i crack the fuck up every time i see this guy giving marriage advice. Dude, you go to HOOKERS.....and you DON'T PAY them, why do you even think anyone in this world would ever listen to you!?!?!?? God, it's hard to imagine someone stupider than Andy but this guy is in that territory.
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Puff and ana were putting on a sickening display of "lets tell each other all the things we think are cute about the other" and then suddenly, the line of the week........
SXMX Girl: <hearing the Toy Story song playing "You got a friend in me" when Ana chats with Puffy.
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It's 2 PM, welcome to another Episode of Lawyer Watch...Day 20 in fact. We took the day off yesterday in honor of the country's birthday and I hope everyone had the fun they wanted to have.....but as other episodes have ended with no tangible results, so this one will as well....tune in tomorrow for more non-excitement....
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As many of you have read, Crazyfrank sent an email to myself and a boatload of other people that i assume is supposed to be a chastisement and veiled ridiculing of myself and how i choose to spend my time (he seems obsessed and upset with the fact bloggers actually spend time blogging....i wonder how he feels about columnists and opinion pieces). I am going to now officially reply to this nonsense for all to see. I will also remind everyone of things i have already said before.....as stated at the top of the pier...what the person says or wrote to me is always in grey text, my replies are always a different color and in this case my replies will also be in parentheses...if you cant grasp that concept, then go back to the top of the pier and reread what your next step should be. I will also remind all of a concept that crazy obviously can't grasp....everything i say here is MY OPINION. I have never claimed infallibility and have conceded at times i could be wrong....everyone has a viewpoint and if you dont like mine, then dont read here....that includes you too Fahn, you pussy ass little bitch. I do this blog for reasons i have already stated more than once and i will continue to do this until i decide not to do it any longer, so if crazy or anyone else wants to be as stupid as andy and try the lawsuit routine, I SUGGEST you familiarize yourself with Section 230 of Title 47 of the US Code, aka The Communications Decency Act of 1996....if you still insist on being an idiot after that, then bring it on assholes!
Oh and by the way, i took my time on replying to this because no one tells me when and what to post...i do it when i want, not when you want. Besides, i had to wait for my partner in crime to give it a glance and add to the mix.
Sparky,
I hope this email finds you well!
(Nothing like a forced fake greeting from a fake pic and fake dick pic sender huh)
Since I seem to be a target of yours and a few others in the Married1 room, I would like to take this opportunity to share some information with you and all of the readers of your blog.
(Call it being a target if you want, but you rank somewhat low on the list of people i have shared opinions here about...i wont take the time to count, but i would guess i have blogged about 20-30 peeps overall and frankly, no pun intended, i would be surprised if you made the top 10 in number of mentions. Also, not sure why you're bringing up married 1, this is Married...Married 1 hasn't been much of a place to reside since memfem ruined that room back in 2011 or so)
Sometime in the spring and summer of 2013, KatofNinez , others and myself were talking about the IPHONE5. Specifically Kat wanted to give up her IPHONE4 and get a galaxy. I had suggested to her to wait until the IPHONE5 came out. Then the conversation turned about me upgrading my phone from a basic talk/text phone to a smart phone due to the fact my phone was old and lost some functionality. I explained to her that the phone that I have is not under my name and that if I did that, I would have to sign a new contract that would eliminate the discount I was getting and triple the cost of the service. Something that I just cannot financially afford to do.
(By the time i had read this far on this Encyclopedia Brittanica Edition of The Longest "Let Me Explain Myself and Cover All the Glaring Loopholes in My AOL Story" Emails Ever Written, my jaw was already on the floor with the overwhelming amount of needless information he had already shared in just this paragraph......WHO CARES ABOUT THE FUCKING HISTORY OF YOU AND YOUR OWNERSHIP OF CELLPHONES AND THE WHYS AND THE WHERES AND WHO SAID WHAT AND WHY AND WHEN. FOR FUCK SAKES MAN, YOU ARE JUST NOT THAT IMPORTANT!!!! Man, you reek of a sense of self importance)
(And then it got worse)
My service was grandfathered with the old price structure. There were several conversations on different days about this. Please go ahead and go through the vast troves of logs you have to confirm this.
(You ridicule me for logging, yet when it would serve YOUR purpose, you encourage me to "research").
This fact absolutely needs to be confirmed.
(No, it doesn't. People ABSOLUTELY need air to breathe, water to drink, food to eat, but this fact, this fact has no effect whatsoever on anyone's lives but your own).
These conversations took place almost 10 months or longer before I could ever imagine that I could/would be a target of yours or theirs.
(There's that target word again.....so in your world, anyone who EVER has a negative opinion they express of you or what you're about has made you a target? How the fuck do you ever function in the real world? Do you live in some sort of spring meadow with blooming daisies and monarch butterflies flying all around while women clamor at your legs asking you to give them some of that pierced meat? And why the hell would you have such financial issues that you couldn't sign a cell phone contract? Or have one on a prepay plan? TRIPLE your cost?? What a liar...cell phone costs have come down, not up...you claim to be a single man so exactly how many cellphones does one need on this "grandfathered" plan of yours? I cost checked just for grins...and a person can get a single phone on a plan for as low as 30 bucks a month...the average was roughly mid 40's and some got as high as 75....so you're paying $15-20 a month and cant afford 45-60????? Really??? Aren't you a jeweler?? The jewelers I have known make really good money....what do you sell, cubic zirconia?)
The name that is associated to the number is not mine. I will give you and others the benefit of the doubt that you did not possess the knowledge that not every phone number is owned by the user.
(I am fully aware of the myriad of possibilities regarding cell phone ownership and actually i wasn't the one who researched anything regarding your number, but your story is already more full of holes than a slice of swiss cheese, so the Liar Meter is beeping loud right now)
I am not like you and the others to make assumptions. Two examples come to mind. If you work for a company, you may be issued a company cell phone. If you were to look up that number, you would find out it belongs to a business not to the actual user. The second example is a father goes to pick up two phones, one for him and the other for his nanny. The numbers are listed under the father’s name so when you go to look up the nanny’s number, the father’s name comes up even though she uses the phone, no relationship at all to each other, and therefore you have the wrong information. Please feel free to check my facts with any mobile phone store.
(Wow, talk about a return to Encyclopedia Brittanica Land.....lets be real man, anyone that goes to this length to explain a simple cell phone ownership issue is LYING....someone telling the truth wouldn't care enough to even put half the effort into this that you have)
When you or whoever looked up the owner of my phone that name got googled and someone found a Facebook account under that name. Since the phone is not owned by me, any fruit from the poisonous tree would therefore be wrong.
(lmao@ fruit from the poisonous tree....there you go making grandiose statements about a mundane topic)
How many people post profile pictures or cover pictures that are not themselves?
(NOT ME and NOT ANYONE i know)
I would say most Facebook users at one time or another has made their own self portrait neither their profile nor their cover.
(Well that's to be expected you would know a lot of people that do that Frankie....water seeks it's own level and if you are comfortable with lying then i am sure you probably know and buddy up with people that are as comfortable doing that as you are)
In this case, the picture was in fact not of the owner of the phone nor me.
(The owner of the phone? You mean the owner of the account your phone is on don't you? Or did you just slip up?)
Is it hard to fathom that many people choose to have other pictures posted then their own?
(YES,it's pretty hard to wrap one's head around the need to do that)
Please feel free to go to Facebook and take a common name like Steven Smith and look at the profiles and see what I am talking about.
(So what you're saying is there are a lot of liars named Steven Smith?)
Please feel free to ask your friends if they have ever had a profile or cover picture that was not their own.
(I don't have to ask, i already told you i don't hang with peeps of low caliber)
Because I have had my cell number for a long time, some of the owners and my information have gotten intertwined.
(Owners? How many people's bills have you been on frankie? And what exactly does intertwined mean? I mean let's take a married couple, perhaps the hubs name is on the cell phone account....his wife has a cell ..one of the kids has a cell....their info doesn't get intertwined, why would yours?)
I have never said that all the information is incorrect. In fact I have said in the room that some of it is correct, however, I am not about to give you or others the satisfaction of knowing what nformation is right or wrong.
(I don't need your confirmation, i already know the real facts buddy)
Again, please review the logs. I have met several Married1 roomies in real life face to face, two here in the Boston area the other in New Jersey while I was at a training seminar. They know what I look like and what I am all about.
(Met? or fucked? lmao and yet you provide no names or actual testimony from them ...can't even get them to come in the room and vouch for you....and even if you could, you have already confessed that you hang with liars)
So be very careful when you say my pictures are not of me.
(Or what Frankie? Or what? You gonna sue me? You gonna kick my ass? Say it little boy....as Julie said on her blog, this sounds like a threat so either be a man and have the balls to say what this implied threat is or shut the fuck up)
Sparky, you seem to be the AOL police, prosecutor, Judge and the Jury. In the American Judicial system, the accused has the right to face the accuser. In your case, you cloak yourself in deep clandestine.
(I don't cloak myself at all. I park in the room 24/7, freely acknowledge that i log and have stated numerous times that i state my opinions on the Pier. Just because you don't know my "real" name doesn't mean i am cloaking, it just means you're a dumbass).
You and others hide behind the Right To Free Speech but yet you don’t check your facts. Often times, news outlets have to retract a story and issue an apology due to the story being inaccurate. Many times there are lawsuits brought on due to the libelous nature of the story.
(As stated in the preface to this reply, i am not the source of the info, i am not the one who provided the info, it was all either stated in the room by others for all to see, or emails from others were sent to me, so check YOUR facts. It's a FACT that phone number is linked to Georgia. Whether or not you are really tommy ringo or not can be debated, but you can't change what the phone info is. What you're really mad about is the fact you can't yell at me in the room in front of everyone because we all know that's what you like to do. Feel free to do so anyway, but i have never spoke a word in the room and have no intent to start now just because a little peon like you is crying)
You hide behind your screen name and never contribute to the room conversation.
(Wow, you're like a fucking parrot, did we not already cover this above? Besides, how hypocritical are you to say i never contribute, yet you slam the blog for not being interesting and not being funny. So what would you have me contribute Frankie? Are you wanting another ManWithFewBucks? He isn't interesting or funny either...isnt that enough?)
You choose instead to blog about the room with irrelevant childlike, not so witty rants.
(I have seen others say completely the opposite in the room and some have sent mails that say you are dead wrong on this one boy).
Most do not want to see the posts in the room once, let alone read it in your blog for second time.
(Wait wait wait...lmao@ most do not want to see the posts in the room once....so you're saying that everyone i have ever blogged about, others don't want to read them in the room??? Well wouldn't that INCLUDE you!?!?!? I got news for you buddy, many of the peeps that come in the room come to see the drama and such....if all there were to talk about was the fact you like to have your ass licked.....pausing to hurl.......ok back...wait....i still feel nauseous.......god its like my stomach is trying to exit thru my nostrils.....ok ok i am okkkk...and you also like to talk about your pus filled pierced dick that isn't even yours....yeah.....that's way more interesting, relevant and ADULT than what i do huh).
If you don’t like the people in the room why are you so intent in taking your time to log then blog about it?
(Because i can)
Do you not have better or more important things to occupy or justify your life with?
(No, this is all i have and the sole reason i exist said Sparky in a dry monotone voice)
You claim that you have a life in the real world do you? How do you have a full time job and a family with responsibilities and yet have time to read logs upon logs of a room that you clearly have disdain for?
(What part of me saying "i don't read logs start to finish and i don't have to because i have fancy dancy log searching and skimming software that does most of the work for me" do you not understand???)
You claimed there were 250 hits to your blog on a particular day which means readers find your blog interesting and relevant.
(Let me draw everyone's attention to the fact FRANKIE JUST LIED and gosh damn, this may be libel. The post he is referring to was a comment i made when naughtynnice made a comment about how if no one read sparky, i would just go away....and then i made the comment on the pier "wow you really are stupid aren't you....maybe you missed the part where i said i don't do this blog for the room.....i do it for my own reasons and could care less who does and doesn't read it....thing is...it averages 125 UNIQUE hits a day so SOMEONE is reading it and i would venture to guess some of those 125 people are from the room......moron...and trust this.....i won't go away unless I WANT to go away...and that will have nothing to do with the blog and who does or doesn't read it". Wow Frankie, you're a jeweler and you cant do math? Also you put words in my mouth. NO WHERE did i say those hits mean readers find the pier interesting and relevant...but i cant imagine someone going back often if they found it dull and out of touch, can you?)
We only have your word on that. Please do not go and prove to me that there are so many hits to your blog. You can easily go and read you blog 200 times to create the hits.
(lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ok this was hilarious....really!???!??? really!??????? yeah i am gonna crouch over my computer and click 200 times, DAILY to prove to MYSELF that people read my blog. And lmaoooooo@ you thinking i would ever try to prove anything to your meaningless existence. But what's really funny is you know zilch about blog sites. The one i use has what is called a Unique Visitor counter, which can tell if the visit is from the same reader or not. I assume they do it by IP number but i have no access to all of that info, it just tells me what the count is. And i guess more find it interesting than before because for the last 30 days, it's averaged 158 UNIQUE visitors a day. I don't need you or anyone else to take my word on it though, but it is funny that you have about a dozen eggs on your face about now)
I know as a fact several people check your blog several times a day because of the intimidation factor that you and others have created/caused.
(Wow, what level of mental illness does it take to be easily intimidated by a fucking blog!?!?)
Many screen names have left the room entirely, due to the logging blogging and the drama.
(Good riddance)
Many others avoid the room when certain screen names are in the room. Still others do not care. For those that contribute in the room but choose to not see the drama, the option is always there to use the ignore button .Many times I have half of the room on ignore because I am just not that interested in what they have to say. It is a shame that the room is no longer fun. These chat rooms were a good way to have some fun and get away from the real world for a bit.
(Everyone finds amusement in their own special ways frankie. For you, its about futilely humping womens legs and embarrassingly throwing your phone number out in the room in the hopes at least one desperate skank will pity fuck you. I am sure that's worked for you some, but not my idea of fun. However your comment about getting away from the real world for a bit is very telling about your mindset. You build a fake persona with fake pics so you can get some action and somehow you see that as harmless. So, what about the women who were stupid enough to believe you? You are so arrogant about wanting your fun that you don't care what they think? And you call me an asshole? See Frankie, the difference between you and me, well one difference among a ton, is that i don't use women, i see them as equals. It's very belittling and dismissive of you to do the things you're doing because it proves you have zero respect for the very ones you claim to like.)
What precipitated this email to you, is how you threatened and intimidated via your blog anybody that gives out any personal information about you.
(Yet another lie.....show me where i threatened anyone...if anything i did the opposite of what you accuse me of here. I even said that if andy's nonexistent lawyer was somehow able to get my personal info, i would send it to sweetfor before i would let skankersore be the first to post it in the room. But let me reiterate one thing here. I do not CARE who knows what about me. If anyone were STUPID enough to find my address or such and try to visit, then there would be consequences. You will not intimidate or scare me and you wont shut me up. EVER.)
I do find that so incredibly hypercritical. Why is it you and others can write whatever you want, personal information and all, and yet threaten those that might expose the real Sparky? Come out from the shadows, show yourself lend some credibility to you and your blog!
(lmaoooooo, the shadows??? For fucks sake, quit being so melodramatic. My blog is credible to the one person it matters, so piss off little boy)
I hope you have the courage to print this in its entirety without any edits in your blog. Let your avid readers choose what to believe or not!
(Has zilch to do with courage and how pathetic you even attach that label to something like this. Courage is pulling a person out of a burning car with flames all around. Courage is fighting for one's life and keeping that big smile on their face regardless of how they feel while facing real issues such as cancer. Courage is the mom who raises the kids on her own, working hard to provide because the bum of a father has bailed on them all because it's just too hard or inconvenient...i would imagine you know some of those guys Frankie, since that's the caliber of person you seem to hang with. Courage is standing up for what's right even in the face of imminent danger, such as Tank Man in Tiananmen Square in 1989. Go ask the men and women who patrolled the streets of Baghdad or hit the jungles of Vietnam back in the day what they might think of your grossly inappropriate use of that word)
Thanks for your time in reading this!
I think the bottom line here is you got embarrassed for having all your real info in the room that others put there and that you yourself have put there and when you realized it cost you action, you wanted all history of it erased. Well you better start with AOL themselves because they log and archive all of their room chats for legal purposes and whether its on my blog or not, it exists in more places than you will ever know.....accept it and move on.
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Day 18 of Lawyer Watch....
Feeling a bit morose and despondent. I was SOOO looking forward to giving Andy and his crackpot lawyer a big FUCK YOU when the subpoena arrived. I guess he spends his time in Older Men or Forties Friends threatening other "sparkys" these days.....oh well....life goes on....long after the thrill of living is gone....
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She finally accepts the truth and reality of her situation.....
AnaisAnnais: I must be stupid
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AnaisAnnais: when a woman says.... i need space... please give the space
You would think the empty space between her ears would be enough......but noooooooooo.......greedy bitch
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Day 17 of Lawyer Watch
Tick....tick.....tick...(don't let Ana read this, she will freak out as she grabs furiously at her ear canal)...the second hand sweeps smoothly across the face of the watch. If Andy thinks i am gonna sit here all day waiting for this stupid subpoena, he is nuts! Wait, he is nuts anyways......
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So let me get this straight....Sweetforeveron gets tosed for saying cunt, but Diamond doesn't get tosed for being one!?!?!?!? Well now, doesn't kathy milley.....nilley....free willie...whatever the fuck her name is...live a charmed life....she walks around with hairstyles that look like anything from Edward Scissorhands to Phyllis Diller to Glenn Close to Peggy Bundy and comes in the room with guns blazin, lookin for a man....or keith...and then wants everyone to treat her civil.....she must be related to Andy
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It's Lawyer Watch....It's Day 16 (nice snazzy little change up there huh)...
I am now looking forward to five straight days off, where i can commit a number of hours per day watching the mailbox intently for THE SUBPOENA THAT WILL NEVER ARRIVE
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Sitting here watching an old episode of Andy Griffith....and its the one where three "rough around the edges" female convicts escape and hold Barney and Floyd the Barber prisoner in a cabin. And the first thought that came to mind when i saw the convicts was Skankersore, Brensea and Diamond......man i would have nightmares waking up to that shit night or day......
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Day 15 of Lawyer Watch......
My curiosity of the status of said lawsuit is certainly piqued, i mean there's no chance Andy coulda been LYING is there? Maybe the delay is because there are so many allegations of egregious violations they have to use a fork truck to transport from truck to truck along the route.
On another note to those who think there isn't much variable content in these daily reports.....I wouldn't expect you to "get it"...a lot of people don't and if you're not one who does, then explaining it is useless.
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Day 14 of Lawyer Watch.....
Zippity doo dah zippity ay
My mailbox is still empty today
No subpoenas heading my way
Zippity doo dah zippity ay
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Sparky's recovery had been going well. The therapist had given him a clean bill of health, the fam was delighted to see him doing so well, even his boss seemed happy to have him back. And then he saw this, and it all went out the window......
LiL irysh fairy: oh my gosh.. remember those Burger King commercials with that giant King dude?
LiL irysh fairy: That guy scared me like you wouldn't believe
Pssssssst to those with little or no sense of humor, there is no therapist, there was no recovery.....it's just a joke...that's a lot of what this blog is about and if you can't grasp that concept, don't read here, it's just a waste of your time......the only truth to this whole post here is that guy scared the shit outta me too.....
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Day 13 of Lawyer Watch.....
Well another Saturday has arrived and is over halfway over and i haven't seen hide nor hair of anyone that could remotely be associated to Andy's lawsuit, not even Andy! The biggest question in my mind right now is will Frankie make the same dumbass maneuver once i post my official reply to his email? Time will tell.....
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ladyfiona1967: I need to put a sign on my door that says "Jahova Witnesses Eff Off"
ladyfiona1967: I swear once a week they come ringing my bell
i think ladyfi is taking lessons from Heavens on how to interact with those of religious persuasions you don't agree with. Wouldn't replacing the last two words on the sign with something like "go away", "not interested" or "get bent" have about the same effect?
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Day 12 of Lawyer Watch....
You guessed it....nada....nothing....ZILCH. I swear to God i am gonna drive to jersey, find andy's "lawyer", burst into his office, brushing aside the receptionist/secretary/paralegal that says "Sir! Sir! You can't go in there!! He's in a meeting!!", barrel through his office door, storm up to his desk, looming over him and say "Ok motherfucker!! Give me the god$@$#@$ lawsuit papers to sign right now!!!" as he cowers in his seat crying, saying he has no idea who i am or what i want and has never met Andy Fukkoff. I will then stand straight up, smooth out my briefly crumpled shirt, run my fingers one time through my hair and say "Well all right then" and drive back to my abode.
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Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
A number of you may already know, i got a hilarious email today.....my official reply coming soon....stay tuned
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Day 11 of Lawyer Watch....
Sitting here eating lunch wondering if today is the day i arrive home with a lawsuit in my mailbox or a constable parked at curb, paperwork in hand.
Vegas currently has the odds of the Jacksonville Jaguars winning the Superbowl a bit higher than that happening.
==========ay 10 of Lawyer Watch....
Andy taking up residence in Forties Friends......empty mailbox here at the homestead......man, i feel like a neglected mofo.
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naughtynnice252: Lemon I can not talk to ana , she chooses to mis understand me
naughtynnice252: i talked about jerry Springer and she though I was talking about her live in
Ok i actually laughed out loud on what i consider the Line of the Day
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Fahntastik: imagine caring about a blog about this room?.. talk about no life,, geez
Yeah.....gosh that's a LOT worse than talking about one's "Punisher" or how they cammed one skank while phoneboning her equally skanky friend. Hell, i am absolutely certain people would MUCH rather hear your old tired pickup lines disguised as "jokes" that you've used the last 15 years in the married rooms than read a stupid blog....right dumbass??? And don't even get me started on that weird, scummy connection you have to Fetsy......one might call you Two Shits in a Pod....seeing as how she loves to talk feces all the time.
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Where have all the lawsuits gone,
Long time passing,
Where have all the lawsuits gone,
Long time ago,
Where have all the lawsuits gone,
Kicked out of Jersey courtrooms, every one,
When will Andy ever learn?
When will Andy ever learn?
This was brought to you by Day 9 of Lawyer Watch
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SXMX Girl: I hope he blogs about me calling it a corn dog
i believe SX was referring to tommy's penis...and she is giving this graduate from the Al Bundy School of Etiquette way too much credit...it's at most a Lil Smokie
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OpticianAndyNj4u: THE LAWYER WHOM I WENT TO SEE THE SHRINK FOR IS FOR TESTIMONY TO KEEP MY GUN LICENSE U IDIOT
Skimmin logs and come across this.....well Uncle Fester, if that is even remotely true, then i will make sure and subpoena that lawyer and that shrink for depositions in your so called lawsuit against me......not sure specifically about Jersey, but i am guessing someone has to be of sound mind to be able to sue someone
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Guess What Day It Is?!? Guess What DAY It IS?!?!?!? Nope, it's not hump day....but it IS Day 8 of Lawyer Watch.....you're probably also trying to guess where this report is headed......that's right! Nowheresville man....
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Crazyguy6664: stop the presses...SPARKY IS GONE
How many times i gotta tell you dumbasses I'M NEVER GONE <says Sparky as his ipod plays "Eye in the Sky" in the background
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Day 7 of Lawyer Watch...
Hmmmmmm, i'm really starting to get the opinion that Andy has lied about all this. Why you ask? BECAUSE NOTHING HAS HAPPENED!!!! Have a nice day, we shall return tomorrow....
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fitsport156: can we, possibly, for one day, at least pretend we like each other?
NO
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OpticianAndyNj4u: DONT SAY THAT RHONDA AND LETS NOT START IN THE ROOM I DONT WANNA GIVE A SHOW FOR THESE JERKS
OpticianAndyNj4u: LETS KEEP OUR TALKS PR=IVATE
after 548 consecutive days of boring all of us to gddamned tears, NOW he wants to go private
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AnaisAnnais: well.. dont call me such.. I am southamerican..
AnaisAnnais: Spanish/French... the word will be cocketish
AnaisAnnais: my spelling is not all that good
The day ana admitted in a roundabout way that she ranked in the bottom ten percentile of all Peruvian nationals that have ever taken the ACT or SAT tests. She still doesn't realize llama is spelled with an extra L.....but that's what one gets when one looks in the mirror all day telling themselves how hot they look instead of cracking the books open.
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trsmiles: i cant iamgine these people work jobs
yeah trs, some of em are even hookers....,,you remember hookers don't you
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Day 6 of Lawyer Watch....
I realize this post is a bit early in the day, but i am going to make a bold prediction........THERE WILL BE NOTHING TO REPORT!!!!! stay tuned in case that changes.....
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Another candidate for Most Fucked Up Observation of the Year....
Puffolino: Gail warned me about this room....
Well puffboy, if you set your standards on what Gail says and what she is all about, then you are as big of a piece of dogshit as she is.....you're not Roofdaddy are ya??
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Brensea: chocolate is always good. And I must have missed your question
Puffolino: Bren we may have a party in AC in Sept...coming?
Puffolino: Hon & I are trying to arrange it
Puffolino: NO TROUBLEMAKERS
lmaooooo@ him inviting the wildebeest....cant you just see him recapping the party afterwards...."and we had hookers and everything!!".....troublemakers arent ok but skanks are huh
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StoryzInMyEyes4U: I had a dream about a babydoll rotating its head 360 degrees last night
The moment skankersore decided she didn't want to meet up, nor ever marry EyeCockAndy for fear she would get knocked up and this would be the spawn
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Brensea: Aol needs an app if someone doesn't type within 5 minutes they get booted
says the whore who parks for hours on end at times then calls someone elses baby ugly....fuckin pig ass hypocrite
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anyone ever notice how Diamond goes thru "aol friends" the way lindsey lohan goes thru dope.....she seems to have a need to always have an ally, then she turns around and knifes them in the back with her words and deeds. And she is getting progressively worse with each cycle....i mean anyone that wants to be pals with crazyhorse has blinders on....maybe its all that fucked up hair getting in her eyes
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Welcome back to another round of Roominations........
So i was watching Tommy earlier once again parroting the same tired slams he always hits the same people with over and over and over again and thought about a segment on Dr Phil where this man was paranoid about his wife cheating on him. She says it never happened and the husband focuses on believing certain errant "facts" to be true and keeps going back to those as his foundation. Dr Phil wasn't buying it of course and said "You think if you say it over and over again it will make it true". That, in a nutshell, explains the likes of Tommy, Andy and Diamond and is also the difference between being mentally ill instead of mentally healthy.
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Welcome to Day 5 of Lawyer Watch
Ok listen up motherfuR#$%#Rs !!!! You won't believe what happened today! NOTHING....ABSOFUCKINLUTELY NOTHING!!! Tune in tomorrow to see the newest developments....
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While i anxiously peek out the window for the mailman or perhaps the constable to deliver the court paperwork from Crack P Ot, Attorney at Law, i suddenly see this from this morning's log....
OpticianAndyNj4u: RHONDA I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO U THIS MORNING I HAVE TO GO AND SEE SOMEONE MY ATTORNEY IS SENDING ME TO AND IM A BIT SCARED
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, is that a fuckin knee slapper or what!!?!?!?
And now i just finished this morning's saga where he pleaded with skankersore to quit making fun of him and being mean to him and of course he left in tears as he headed to what he admitted was a psych office....so i am going to make a prediction.....that within 24-48 hours or so, skankersore or cowpukeken will inform the room that andy is once again in the hospital after another suicide attempt.....this is bad theatre AT IT'S WORST. Hell people, we may not even make it to Day Seven of Lawyer Watch, but the bright side of that will be the affirmation there is no lawyer stupid enough to file that moronic of a lawsuit, even in Jersey.
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Good Evening, it's Day Four of Lawyer Watch (does anyone feel like we're watching a freaky version of Big Brother yet?)
Guess what!!?!??? Guess motherfu$@#$#@$@# what!??!?!?!?!?!??!? There is absolutely NO new developments!!!!! I'm beginning to feel a bit cheated here
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StoryzInMyEyes4U: Im not meeting Andy alone ...thats too dangerous
Dear AOL Powers That Be,
The woman quoted above, better known as Skankersore Smith, is speaking of one OpticianAndyNj4u aka Andrew Fukkoff, whom has stated intent to sue me for defamation of character and slander. He doesn't acknowledge the fact one has to actually have character before it can be defamed, nor the fact it isn't slander if it's true, but i digress. The purpose of this email is to state unequivocally if you even dare to give him or his crackpot lawyer any of my personal information after having seen his own girlfriend publicly declare fear of her own personal safety, then you will have your own lawsuit with which to deal.
Sincerely,
Da 'Plug
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Welcome to Day Three of Lawyer Watch. The news of the day is..........there is no news to report........join us tomorrow for the latest details and thank you for your readership.
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Welcome to THE BOOB PICTURE CONTROVERSY .......
So for those of you who haven't yet heard the news, theres a big thing going on about diamond and her boob pic... she and keith are now saying it was photoshopped. Well diamond and keith there is an easy way to prove it.. send everyone the pre-photo shopped pic, come on , time to put your money where your mouth is....i actually had someone offer to send me said boob pic but i declined for the following reasons....
1. I want to have sex again in this lifetime
2. I want to live to have sex again in this lifetime
3. I enjoy having eyeballs
4. I enjoy having eyeballs that actually see
5. I have seen enough Manatee teats to last me a lifetime
6. I fear it would look too much like my fifth grade teacher Mrs Webster....she looked like one big ugly walking boob (God rest her soul)
7. I also fear it would look like Ron Jeremy's asscheek and seeing that one time in an 80's porn almost made me a Buddhist monk for life
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I would be remiss in my blog duties if i didn't give a little background on what inspired Lawyer Watch for those of you who didn't have the opp to see his rantings....
OpticianAndyNj4u: I WILL INVITE ANY OF YOU FROM THE ROOM TO PARTICIPATE IN THE LAWSUIT ON MY DIME
OpticianAndyNj4u: TONYA IS SOARKY
OpticianAndyNj4u: SPARKY
OpticianAndyNj4u: ALSO ALL THOSE ATHER NAMES
OpticianAndyNj4u: HE POSTED THE PHONE #S OF THE HOSPITAL THAT I WAS IN THE UNPUBLISHED PHONE #S THAT HE WROTE ABOUT IN HIS BLOG HE POSTED IN THE PATCH WITH HIS NAME ANONYMOUS
OpticianAndyNj4u: ALSO POSTED IN PATCH MY FULL NAME MY ADDRESSMY POF ACCOUNT AND ALSO USED THE EXACT SAME TYPE OF LANGUAGE TONYA USES
OpticianAndyNj4u: FUNNY HOW KEN CALLED ME AT THE HOSPITAL AND HE KNOW IT WAS A HOSPITAL IN RED BANK
OpticianAndyNj4u: FUNNY HOW RHONDA CALLED IT TOO
OpticianAndyNj4u: TO\WE CALL TONYA AKA SPARKY BILLY
OpticianAndyNj4u: IF SPARKY IS SMART HE WILL TAKE HIS BLOG DOWN BY MIDNITE HE HAS TO SHOW ME PROOF IT NO LONGER EXISTS
OpticianAndyNj4u: KEEP PLAYIN SPARKY UR A IS MINE
OpticianAndyNj4u: TRS KIM IS SPARKY
OpticianAndyNj4u: I HOPE HE DOESNT IM GONNA HAVE FUN
OpticianAndyNj4u: WELL IM GONNA GO SHOWER HAVE FUN.....KIM AKA TONYA AKA KAT100 AKA SPARKY
OpticianAndyNj4u: BRANDI IS ASLO THE SAME PERSON SPARKY USES MULTIPLE COMPUTERS AND CHATS WITH HIMSELF
OpticianAndyNj4u: I HAVE ALL THE PROOF I NEED
OpticianAndyNj4u: DONT WORRY TRS IT WILL ALL COME OUT ONCE MY ATTORNEY GETS DISCOVERY FROM AOL
OpticianAndyNj4u: READ SPARKYS BLOG YOU WILL ALSO SEE THE SAME STYLE OF WRITING . U WILL ALSO SEE THAT NONE OF THE NAMES SUCH AS TONY , KAT 100, KIM, AND BRANDI ETC ETC ARE NEVER MENTIONED ...MAYBE HE WILL DO IT TODAY
lmaoooooo@ all the proof he needs....man if he was Sgt Friday on Dragnet, they woulda jailed The Beach Boys for the Sharon Tate murders. Also, i am sure many of you SAW SKANKERSORE TELL THE ROOM YESTERDAY that the numbers i posted were for Andy's office....saying she got that info from my blog....yet she had previously claimed they were for the hospital until i outed them being for Andy's office and then she crawfished and suddenly claimed non-involvement.....yet andy claims here that the sore knows they are for the hospital....how can that be one might ask?? well that's what happens when they don't tie up all the loose ends of their plethora of lies and the sore has made a history of washing her hands of the mess once she knows the gig is up.....well bitch...its wayyyyyyy up....and fyi......dont get your hopes all high on thinking this is going to be some big moral victory of you being able to out my info to the room...first off..i am sure there are at least a half dozen people who already have some sort of idea of some of my info....and i said a long time ago....I DON'T CARE. In fact, i will have to be made aware if my info is given to the crackpot lawyer and if it is, i will make sure Sweet gets to post all my info on HER blog before you can post any of it in the room....how's that for deflating your balloon.....bitch
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Today i introduce you all to a new feature of the blog. It's called Lawyer Watch. This will be used to update one and all on Andy's futile efforts to shut me up. We will consider this Day Two, since, well yesterday was Day One of this saga. Today's report amounts to absolutely no news whatsoever. Stay tuned.....
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OpticianAndyNj4u: OMG IM SO HAPPY JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH RHONDA AND SHE TOLD ME I AM VERY IMPORTANT TO HER
well of course andy, i mean without you, she would have to find TWO men with lousy boats, dumpy sofas and tendencies to threaten suicide every 7.65 weeks just to make up for the void you would leave in her purse
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the room had been in a long fight with diamond and karley versus others for at least an hour....and Diamond suddenly leaves......and then brings in what i am guessing is a new or newer name to see what the peeps be saying about her...well i guess she didn't like it much because she left quick.....the name??
LifeIsGoodForMee.........ironic how someone would make that name and be so fucking miserable ALL THE TIME
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OpticianAndyNj4u: RHONDA U CALLIN SOON?
OpticianAndyNj4u: RHONDA?
OpticianAndyNj4u: PLZO:-)
OpticianAndyNj4u: PWEETY PLEASE WITH PIZZA ON TOP
During the discovery process, Andy's "lawyer" decided to research not only the Pier, but also the chat room scene. He created a spying screen name IAmNotARealLawyerButItWillTakeAndyMonthsToFigureThatOut and began to watch the action. Two minutes after having seen the above, he emails Andy to say he is not only dropping the case, but to also send him a Cease and Desist order in an attempt to bar Andy from ever entering a public chatroom again.
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HonBug1113: im just sitting here on elwoods lap
everytime i try to work up just a little bit of empathy for this dumbass, she goes and does shit like this......elwood?!?!?! ELWOOD!!?!?!???? god woman, have just one ounce of class one time in your life please.....you deserve every rude word ever said to you in the room if you are going to be this clueless
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Crazyguy6664: YOU ALL WONDER WHY I DONT COME IN HERE MUCH ANYMORE
Wow frankie, you sure think a lot about yourself....thing is, i got logs upon logs upon logs and i can assure you there are none of those showing anyone wondering why you dont come in the room much......granted, i havent read every line or searched with my fine as wine log search software, but i think what most PROBABLY wonder about is WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO STUPID TO SEND FAKE PICS AND ALSO FAKE PIERCED DICK PICS
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So the moron optician sends me a couple of mails, which at this time remain unopened, that purportedly are his demands that i take down the Pier or else. If i dont do as he says, he is going to sue me. When he saw i hadnt read said emails, he sent to someone else to have them send to me, and i didn't open those either, but i got enough of the gist of what he was saying in the room last night and this morning to know the scoop.
First of all, can i say LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
His whole basis for this is he thinks i am tonya, etc... and that i post on some other website about him. Can't wait for the look on his face when he finds out how wrong he is. Another part of this is his contention that i posted unpublished hospital numbers here on the blog. Well that's not against the law, civil or criminal, but we all know those numbers ring andy's office. Plus the fact his buddy ken and his skankersore are the ones who PUT THOSE NUMBERS IN THE ROOM SO THEY ARE ALREADY PUBLIC RECORD, so sue them you dumbass.
Ok now with that out of my system, Andy, this is my official response to you and your crackpot lawyer wannabe regarding your demands.......
BLOW ME
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Ilikeyouall24 7: no one created a safe room???
ok the stupid crazzy hoe disguising herself as JJ was trying to lag/punt the room and this idiot seemed shocked that no one had setup a "safe" room.....man oh man...i literally died laughing.....a safe room?!?!?? a safe room!!!?!?!??? on AOL????? how fucking ridiculous can people get....hey moron....all you have to do is click iggy on the idiots and the problem goes away....you can try to justify the elitism of private rooms all you want by saying the jj's of the world force it to happen...but that's because most of you get off on the power trip of being in a clique and the worst of you want to be the all hallowed bolt holder because that's really the only power you have in your lives. To treat aol chat as so threatening one has to create a "safe" room would seem to me to be an indicator of someone that can't confront REAL issues in REAL life. Do me a favor dumbass, go change your name to llikeyouallbutone24 7...and make sure i'm the "one"
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I spoke too soon......THIS is the Stupidest Line of the Day.....that's what i get for posting the first one before noon.....
NursieinAZ: SAlty I have all the confidence in the world that honey...I am way too much woman for you...Pics on profile before you bite your tongue
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Now most in the room were theorizing this wasn't actually Teri and i tend to agree...they talked very similarly to CrazzyJJLovinTruckHoe...but regardless of who it is, they were on a rant.....
PrincessTeri333: WHERE IS LEMON?
PrincessTeri333: ONE THING YOU MOTHER FUCKERS WILL FIND OUT THE HARD WAY ABOUT ME IS I WILL NOT TAKE SHIT FROM ANY OF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS
PrincessTeri333: YOU FAT BITCH LADYHOE FUCK OFF SLUT
PrincessTeri333: FAT BITCH YOU TYPED SHIT ABOUT ME LONG AGO BEHIND MY BACK DONT PLAY STUPID THO YOU REALLY ARE STUPID AND FAT AND DESPERATE
PrincessTeri333: YOU SLORE FUCKING NASTY MEN FROM THIS ROOM WHILE BEING MARRIED GO FUCK YOURSELF YA SLOB
PrincessTeri333: NOW WHERE IS THE LIAR LEMONPUSSY
PrincessTeri333: NO I DONT HAVE THAT MOTHER FUCKERS NUMBER
PrincessTeri333: YOU PPL NEED MORE THAN AOL IN YOUR SAD LIVES TO SIT AND MAKE SHIT UP ABOUT PPL CUZ OUT OF JEALOUSY
which eventually ended with what i dub the Stupidest Line of the Day....
PrincessTeri333: I DO NOT CARE WHAT YOU THINK OR HWAT ANY OF YOU THINK..YOU ALL HAVE MENTAL PROBLEMS
You come into a chatroom yelling, demanding your antagonist show his face, making bold chatroom threats that you have ZERO chance of being able to carry out...and you call everyone else mental?????
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Mgdh2: seems to be a lot or replay in here... same old comments ... later
lmao@ the serial room troller calling anyone else repetitive...what's wrong Mg, does this cut into your "where's hubby at" time? If i ever saw an intelligent conversation coming from your keyboard, i would probably pee down my leg from shock
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AnaisAnnais: well.. i can play the tamborine, Matissee... pretty good
wow what an amazing, mind blowing skill you have there ana....the tambourine is one of the most difficult instruments of all time to master and i am in awe of your musical prowess <Mrs Sparky walks by and smacks me upside the head as she tells me to quit being such a smartass
Ok, someone that BRAGS in a chatroom about how good they can play the tambourine has real issues in life....guess what ana, MILLIONS AND MILLIONS ...and maybe even a Carl Sagan-esque BILLIONS...of people in this world have the ability to play the tambourine pretty good.
Speaking of Ana, i found a pic of her and Lisahopkins hanging out with a couple of their pals (its the second picture down)
http://www.northstarranch.net/3288.html
The only thing missing is the sunglasses
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DisClickableMe: you missed his latest whine... He told Rhonda that if she didn't call him, that he was going to cry himself to sleep
there were a few talking about andy and then this.......is it just me or did anyone else picture andy all curled up in a fetal position on a dumpy old bed with dirty sheets in a dumpy old house while "Tears on My Pillow" plays on his ragged out 1965 Magnavox console TV/Stereo
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Brensea: Don't be picking on my twin sister
XxxxG69xxxx: i sent coca Tommy's pic
Puffolino: lol G
SEC TRES: Bre has a twin?
yes, his name is Dee Snyder of Twisted Sister fame
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DrJevago: RHONDA, YOU NEED TO CALL AND COME MOOOOOO DOWN
Maybe skankersore is related to lisahopkins and a "moooooo down" is kinda like a ho down.....can't you just see them bellowing the theme to Hee Haw while dr j yells at them in the background not to talk to andy and informs them court will be in session the next day
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trsmiles: why do people want sex without love
Says the dickwad who got his name and info posted on the web by hookers who outed him for NOT PAYING
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In the category of He Wasn't Speaking to Anyone in Particular So Who Really Gives a Shit......
VIad the EmaiIer: btw, if i pooof, dont think me rude... my internet has been up and down
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The other day, that easygoing dude (well i assume its a he....sorry if i got that wrong!) was telling Diamond he could see her facebook and she and even some others were saying he was fos.....so....i went on a little hunting expedition.....created a fake FB name (omg sacrilege!!!) and searched for kathy....since i know her last name, etc...
So sure enough...i not only found it...but all her info is right there for all to see....hey diamond....that pic of you in the baseball cap posted on may 30? S T U P I D
And for someone who graduated from Lexington Christian Academy, you represent your alma mater P O O R L Y
It looks like you duped some person named Heather Brianne into becoming your FB buddy recently and what the fuck is up with that huge fish pic smack dab in the middle of all those ridiculous di di selfies...is that what you look like with no hair????
Should i go on? Should i name some of the friends on your FB buddy list or are you gonna smarten up and realize easy wasn't fucking with you, they were warning you that anyone could see your info.......dumbass
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I already selected the Dumbest Line of the Month but i think this one could still make the semifinals for the year....
Fetsy4: actually I call my vagina......."fetsy's little happy place for men"
Funny....most people call it the Gates of Mordor
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Brensea: Wonder if we have to wait another 36 years before there is another contender
yanno what the problem with hookers is....especially fake ass hookers? they know just partial facts and then try to sound smart....as if to prove they can do more than spread their bovine legs on command.....hey dumbass...prior to California Chrome, there were TWELVE additional contenders going into Belmont AFTER the last Triple Crown Winner.....god you're dumb
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CrazySlaveXhriss: Y9u are just a fat fairy.. in AOL chat room 24/7
says the winner of the Rosie O'Donnell Truck Driver of the Year Award, whom also happens to have her ass planted in the chat room 24/7
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AnaisAnnais: soon i am gonna go and have some corn... I like my corn raw
"the same way i like my fish"
"then i take the cobs, dip them in paint and roll them around on canvas because i am mmmmm an artist"
"it's the new hairdo rage of the Peruvian selva"
"it's the only way i can sharpen mmmm my fangs"
"and my lettuce cooked, gosh aren't i the quirky one"
"and steamed and boiled and fried and baked and grilled and braised and" (sidenote....ana tried out and was rejected for the part of Bubba in Forrest Gump)
"or as we nonsensical Spanish speakers say, primas maiz"
"and my bunnies boiled" oh wait, says sparky, i am thinking of Diamond.....man i got to quit reading these dumbasses so much, they are all melding into one
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I present the Line of the Week.....
EasyGoing1170: we like you here diamond its like watching that movie with the bunny boiler
Followed by the Dumbest Line of the Month, hell this may make the semifinals for the Dumbest Line of the Year.......
VaChatGuy46: Yeah, SPOKEO is considered malware
By the way rickernest, you and your tos reports can go fuck yourselves you little whiny assed loud mouth punk
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I somewhat often see the room chat drift to "how tall how skinny how young how attractive" type of talk, as if everyone who speaks of some or all of those attributes have some sort of checklist the peeps here have to pass before they become accepted or chased after.....and based on all i see, one would swear 50% or more of the room considers themselves lustworthy material, yanno since they have such high standards for who they want to lust. My guess is the majority of you with such stringent standards would probably fail in at least 2 or 3 of the very categories you demand such adherence to from others, and i am thinking there is a better than average chance most of you never get laid. Have fun 20-30 years from now when most of us are well on our way to being old and wrinkly and the only memories you have to cherish are the all the pics of roomies you collected that were taken in the 1980's and 90's
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Racytalker: Wow! Lots of hostility in here tonight!
just shut the fuck up and get your mouthy ass back to brady bunch.....dipshit....wait, what's that? Brady Bunch doesn't stay open past midnight because everyone in there is on some type of substance or "medication" and can't stay awake?
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AnaisAnnais: but, my Spanish is fine
you better hope it is you fucking llama, because your English blows mmmmmmm donkey chunks.....
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Spectrum141: 22 people here and aonly a few talking
I have never understood the need to come in a room and announce the obvious, like everyone else doesn't have the ability to see it for themselves.........and why it even matters...not to mention this is being a bit judgmental because frankly, unless they were parked for hours on end watching the room, how do they know how many people were talking right before they entered. Do they do this at "real life" parties? Can't you just see them popping into a popular restaurant and saying well gosh damn, 250 people here and only 48 are talking. Do they think that somehow if more than just a few talk that those extra talkers are going to be magically focused on them??? And if they aren't, then once again, why does it matter? It's probably the most useless complaint ever lodged in a chatroom....it's not like their sudden presence is going to change the status quo.....so my suggestion to you dweebs that do this....get a fucking life outside the room if this kind of thing truly bothers you enough to make a comment in the room.
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Cowpie8: been a while since ive been on aol--- 4000 emails hmmm who wants to bet 99% are junk
well with a stupid ass name like that, what do you fucking expect, invites to spend a weekend at the Hamptons?
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What Andy Said (And What the Rest of the Room is Thinking) - Round 2
OpticianAndyNj4u: WHY WONT U TURN UR IMS TO ME RHONDA
because the only thing worse than receiving homicidal email from a nutjob is receiving homicidal ims from a nutjob
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What Andy Said (And What the Rest of the Room is Thinking)
OpticianAndyNj4u: IF U TURNED UR FREAKING IMS ON I WOULDNT NEED TO BE IN HERE
(for the love of all things holy skankersore, turn your stupid im's on so this shithead won't call this home)
OpticianAndyNj4u: I DONT WANNA COME IN HERE
(this coming from the man who uses Bust a Room to get in)
OpticianAndyNj4u: U CAN SET UR IMS UP SO U CAN ONLY RECIEVE THEM FROM PEOPLE U WANT
(For all you know, she already has....for a lowly optician you sure have a hard time seeing things clearly)
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OpticianAndyNj4u: FINE IM GONNA CLICK ALL THE FKN IDIOTS RIGHT NOW AND EVERY DAY
OnlineHost: AnaisAnnais has entered the room
What are the fucking odds this waste of brain matter would come in right after he said this
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SXMX Girl: wtf?? who wants to read a blog written by Andy?
OnlineHost: Usfbull08 has left the room.
Pawsmom0110: its not written by andy
Cocapebbles71: does he do this in between seein patients?
OpticianAndyNj4u: BLOG? I HAVE NO BLOG
OnlineHost: Skidoo600T has entered the room.
Pawsmom0110: it is news in his area he commets
Pawsmom0110: LOL Pebs
Cocapebbles71: < being serious
Cocapebbles71: isnt he an eye doc?
OnlineHost: Diamondgal13 has left the room.
ladyfiona1967: lol@being serious
Pawsmom0110: LOL hes a fraud
OnlineHost: Diamondgal13 has entered the room.
SXMX Girl: so when Rhonda ignores him and he's supposedly committing suicide or in the nut house he's really commenting on other peep's blogs???
Cocapebbles71: i told you i dont know him
OpticianAndyNj4u: BARBARA FOLLOWS ME ALL OVER SCOURING THE INTERNET FOR ANYTHING I DO....SHES A STALKER
Cocapebbles71: ohhh
ok, most would think this post has something to do with what an asshole andy is (he is)....but no....this is my latest edition of my MIND BOGGLE ALERT!!! MIND BOGGLE ALERT!!!.....
read closely at what coca says.....she is either a smug ass liar (thinking people are stupid enough to believe her) or she is denser than karenmca7, lisahopkins(mooooooooo) and elaine COMBINED. She is in here almost every night.....and she expects people to believe she NEVER saw the public outing of Andy when it was revealed he was not really a dr????? Hey bitch, maybe you need to clean the dirt off those windows of the skank bus. If she truly didn't see this over all that time, then that is the sign of a person that is so self-absorbed that no one else matters in life...ever....which might explain why she waits in lines to get on some stupid ass ride for FIVE MOTHE$@#$@$@# HOURS.
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trsmiles: if i was married id only have sex with my wife
trsmiles: i think that would make a marriage strong
lmao @ this....ok did anyone else picture how ludicrous these words are coming out of this slug's mouth....i can see him and future wife all cozied up and the conversation drifts to life before they met...
Dumb Mrsmiles: Honey, i dont want to be real nosy or anything but we sure aren't spring chickens. Did you not ever have anyone you were close to in life before me?
trsmiles: I had occasional flings but i mainly used prostitutes to attend to my needs
Dumb Mrsmiles: OMG, prostitutes???? You PAID women to have sex with you?
trsmiles: PAID?
alternative last line
trsmiles: women?
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the other day when Andy was talking about snapping and people dont wanna see that when it happens (implying he would somehow be a threat to their physical safety....the badass that he is), he also made a comment about how his memory blanks out and he doesn't remember anything till the next day, to which kittyc replied something along the lines of "like a serial killer andy?"....(that almost made the line of the week btw)....so then today he types this...
OpticianAndyNj4u: I TRIED TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MY FRIEND PHIL TODAY I HAVENT SPOKE TO HIM FOR YEARS....I THINK HES DEAD
wonder if ole Phil pissed andy off and he somehow "snapped" and he just doesn't remember putting a couple bullets in him....oh wait....i forgot....all the things he types are fiction just to get a rise out of the room....nevermind
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ok so this RuffleLace "chick" comes in the room and the first word out of her mouth is "Giggle".....she then proceeds to type that same word every second or third sentence as she queries the men in the room about what she might be able to do to intrigue her man enough to do her when he gets home from his trip. A sidenote to this is somewhere along the way she makes the comment about how, other than being blonde, she is pretty smart. Wanna guess what word she ended that sentence with??? Yep, you got it...a mo$#$%#fu@@#@@$ Giggle. By this time i was in tears begging for mercy...i.e...bitch would you just leave the room.....wanna see what her parting comment was?
RuffleLace: Giggles not wanting to hurt him well in a good way maybe Giggles ok must go Bye
Thing is....nowhere in all the chatting she was boring us with, did she ever mention that her other screen name is.....Carsletch.....yanno Carsletch...the dense brick that's been coming in the room for about the last 6 weeks or so.....funny how that never got mentioned........Giggle
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OpticianAndyNj4u: DIS U HAVE NO IDEA HOW I GET WHEN I SNAP DOESNT HAPPEN VERY OFTEN BUT WHEN I DO FORGET IT
Yeah, because threatening suicide and having 5 cop cars (the story later changed to 6) surrounding your house (errrr...i mean your momma's house) and being carted off to a psychiatric hospital (which also apparently doubles as the back office of Andy's Optician business) doesn't count as snapping
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Welcome back to another episode of Roominations.....
I read with some bemusement about the poll results some market research company did in a survey titled Most Hated Man in the United States. As public opinion often does, the winner of said survey is someone who has made themselves more famous in the last 30 days than they ever would have dreamt of being beforehand. As some may have guessed, its that dumbass Clippers owner Donald Sterling(he is the NBA version of EyePukeAndy). Now don't get me wrong here, because i think what he said was stupid, but to hate someone requires some level of emotional investment, however miniscule it may be. I would venture to guess 99.9% of the respondents have never met Sterling and their full knowledge of him and his comments came fully from "news sources". If he thinks the same way his comments make him sound, he isnt someone i would want to know, but to crucify someone for comments they MADE IN THEIR OWN HOME in what they would expect to be a reasonable level of privacy is a bit extreme. To force them to sell their team is about as ridiculous of a solution as it gets. The players have a right to decide if they want to play for someone of that caliber, and i would be supportive of any of them that decided they dont want their paycheck coming from that source, but what really cracked me up is the demographic the survey company chose to poll. Get this....the age range was 1100 people aged 13-49. 13???? 13!?!?!?? 92 % of males aged 13-24 said they hated him most......well DUHHHHHHH.... 92% of males 13-24 hate a LOT OF THINGS and the things at the top of the list change daily you fucking morons. And another thing....part of this whole situation is to express displeasure with someone who we chastise and ridicule for having no tolerance.....well isnt a poll asking what man in this country do you hate the most somewhat REEKING of intolerance????
Ok done with that....so....i am driving home and going down a one lane each way lightly traveled road. Several hundred feet ahead of me i can see a man walking a medium sized dog on one of those retractable leashes on the shoulder in the opposite lane. The closer i get, the more the dog wanders towards the center stripe....a foot at a time....the man seemingly oblivious.....by the time i get to within 50 feet or so and slowed down to 10 mph, the dog is almost clawing to get to the middle of the road and the man is not even really paying attention to that or the fact he has a car coming up behind them. Suddenly, 20 feet away, i have to slow down further because it appeared the dog was going to jump further over to where it would be in my lane. As i did that, the idiot walking the dog finally turns around with a look of shock and surprise that a CAR WOULD ACTUALLY BE DRIVING DOWN A ROAD. Guess what......guess the fuck what......the dipshit was on a go#$@@$$@ mother@#$@$@@#@$ CELLPHONE......its bad enough we have to deal with the dumbasses in their cars that seem to think updating their facebook status (look everyone i am leaving work and driving home!! pay attention to me me me!!) but if one is so connected to their effing phone they cant hang up long enough to walk their dog, then they dont deserve to have a pet. ok i am all vented out and feel 100% better....have a nice evening!!!
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Andy's latest gig is he is supposedly having some surgery soon that will require him to have a caretaker for about a month, so Tonya was laughing at him about how karma is biting him in the ass, so he mentions how much he does for the community in providing free eyeglasses every year.....which results in her comment below which i dub the Line of the Week.....
Tonya 13496945: Andy, you are the biggest philinthropic azzhole I have ever met...You are like Bill gates on crack
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looks like the dumbass who uses his daughter's name for his master screen name is back....lets take a peek at what the moron has to say shall we...
Shady Premise: where's Sparky to chronicle this epic event?
I'm right here you dumbass motherfucker and don't you ever forget it
Shady Premise: Styx - Too Much Time On My Hands - YouTube
Shady Premise: Sparky's theme song
Little River Band - Lonesome Loser - YouTube......Shady Juddge's theme song
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HonBug1113: what you want to talk about nuts
Karley120: hi Nuts
Nuts2UToo: Hi Karley.
HonBug1113: careful you might make the blog
Nuts2UToo: Bug, your topic today
HonBug1113: oh maybe not sparky not here
Karley120: lol Bug
i'm always here bitch, never forget that
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And playing the role of Lassie tonight is........
CrazySlaveXhriss: My Master travels between continents... he is not in the USA yet he is here
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BlackSheerPride: i can respect JjHool i know where they came from
A couple weeks ago i handed out a Rotten Pier award for Most Fucked Up Observation of the Year.....i may have spoke too soon, this is about as fucked up as it gets.....but what can one expect from a guy stupid enough to call Honbug and assume it's something "special"
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Blackmoccasin: get it right
CrazyyWarPony: Black Moccasin is real.. he is really a Brit
CrazyyWarPony: he i a nice guy
Blackmoccasin: british airways
CrazyyWarPony: He is real...
sweetforeveron1: waving @ fake crazyy slave for Jj
Well gee, this is just what i needed to decide what i wanted to believe about blackmocc....a Golden Seal of Approval from the bitch that is crazier and faker than elaine and skankersore COMBINED.
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BabigirlMegz: I hate when people IM me with good evening its creepy
Sometimes someone will make a comment that just dumbfounds me....this is one of those times. I can understand being creeped out if it was based on the person sending the IM....or perhaps if they said it at 9 AM......i might even be empathetic if they said it and then added the words "i'm a vampire" or "welcome to the land of the undead".....but being creeped out by a generally accepted salutation???? What the fuck do you want them to IM with....."sup bitch?"
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SUZISHERE7: i used to have an ex who would bite my feet
is it just me, or did anyone else picture a mangy dog snapping at horse hooves when they read this.....and before anyone says how mean i am, lets be real here.....some dude biting a woman's feet is a bit on the bizarre side.......i wonder if he was a shoe salesman and was trying to find another way to measure women for shoes.......can't you just see it....he is gnawing away and suddenly says "i put you at a 3.5 except in tennis shoes where you're a 4"
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ladyfiona1967: I am surprised that all your spouses havent cut off your nuts for being online flirting with the women
this woman has obviously never met Tommy Ringo.....
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Puffolino: Beth cuz someone is friends with my ex wife & hates me...why I have no idea
Puffolino: u would be surprised
Puffolino: really
Cocapebbles71: i prb would be,, im kinda naive
there is a difference between being naive and completely devoid of functional brain cells.....naivete can be cured with education and life experience..........there isn't enough of either to possibly put you on the road to Cluesville.
By the way, a sidenote to those detractors(and there are several) who claim i edit and twist the meaning of the chats i post here.......kiss my fucking ass....i don't change anything, nor do i take any comments out of context....i put all info on the blog that is relevant to the posts i make so quit making fucking excuses for when someone calls you out on the comments you make. Or here's a thought for you.....say what you mean and quit playing word games and that way the meaning can't be misconstrued.....it's easy to do, when you don't lie.
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The Crappiest Blog Ever Known to Mankind
just thoughts.
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sweetforeveron1: G if u dont like our intelligent convos in here may i suggest Suzi puts u to sleep room >>>>
Take THAT you drama free bitches.....this has to be the Line of the Week
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ok if i'm gonna be fair i guess i need to post another email i got after i posted heavens email....nothing like having opposing views to keep things interesting huh.....
hey sparky ,
She is full of shit. She is so anti Jesus its not funny .. you mention anything about prayer or anything her inner demons come flying out ..
a concern defender of the bible
one thing i love is irony.....and as much as i can appreciate this persons defense of their angle....does anyone else find it ironic that concern defender of the bible used the term full of shit in their mail....i have to admit that made me laugh
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The day Sparky paid off all the geek techs to suddenly get sidetracked on their "improving voice recognition technology" projects.....word on the street is bill gates started a non profit for me to keep the funds flowing
OpticianAndyNj4u: IM LOSING THE ABILTY TO USE MY HANDS
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I know a lot of people don't like what i write (i don't care) but i have always done my best to be fair, balanced with the fact all i have on which to base my comments is what i see typed in the room. Keep in mind, i have never been here to judge people, but i sure can post my views of what they willingly put out in the room. With that being said, if someone wants to have their input on something i have commented about, by all means feel free....so i received an email from heavens about my recent diatribe and in that same interest of fairness, it is posted below.....
Hey Sparky,
I understand your view point on your blog. I really do not care if one is christian. Really, I don't. I didn't explain much about what transpired in the chat room, so I think it deserves an explantion.
When I went into that christian chat room, I went in there to ask questions about the bible, because I enjoy learning about any religion. I didn't go there to rampage. I asked questions about varying points of faith, and when they found out I had no faith, they attacked. Then it just went down hill. The next room I went into, was the same. Mostly zealots.
Yesterday, I found another religious room, and it was so nice. They were accepting of my view point, and I got to ask about their beliefs. It was great. I am planning on going back in there. So, while yes, I was a vulgar bitch in the first 2 chat rooms, it was the complete opposite in the 3rd one.
Just thought you should know, that I am just how I seem. I don't care about any religion, but when somebody is rude to me first, all bets are off.
As always, your opinions are your own. But, I still love the blog.
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LemonGrogger: Zen you said you dont know how to flirt
LemonGrogger: i'm emailing TeachMeToFlirt on your behalf
JoplinMan414: who's flirting?
JoplinMan414: hi Cal
OnlineHost: CalbayviewD has left the room.
LemonGrogger: you may have to travel to older men or 50s room though
zenified3: Please dont do me any favors.
zenified3: I have IMd him
LemonGrogger: i bet that was
LemonGrogger: uh
zenified3: uneventful
LemonGrogger: useful
LemonGrogger: close both start with u and end in ful
zenified3: true
Lol @ uneventful.....well seein as how he is also PapaFlirtz, that's not surprising.....he's one of those who criticizes drama, but never has anything worthy to say.....i also vaguely recall several of the room women saying how he pouts when they don't reply to his IM's.....all in all, if one's ability to speak of interesting topics were equated to grocery store items, he would be toilet paper.....generic toilet paper
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Heavens Gate77: omg jules. i had the most fun today. i went into 2 christian chat rooms and raised holy hell
Heavens Gate77: i had the best time
sweetforeveron1: did they pray for u ?
Heavens Gate77: THEY DI
Heavens Gate77: DID
Heavens Gate77: and said i was going tohell
sweetforeveron1: they shouldnt of said that
Heavens Gate77: i got reported
SXMX Girl: LOL, Gate is gonna get a TOS from God.
Heavens Gate77: ikr!
Heavens Gate77: i saved some of the convo
Heavens Gate77: this person reported me because i asked if he wanted me to sodomize him. lmao
Heavens Gate77: it was bad bad bad
one thing that just irks the fuck out of me is when someone is being hypocritical. I have seen this woman just almost explode when anyone dares to cross some invisible line in regards to her atheistic beliefs. I have no issues with what she chooses to believe, but anytime anyone mentions Christianity and says something she doesn't like, she chews them two or three new assholes with her commentary.
I get the fact people don't want to be preached at and i can confess i have ducked my share of Jehovah's Witness'es ("The owner of the home isn't here, i am just housesitting, so i wouldn't be able to attend your church regularly, but thanks!!"), but if you are going to get pissed at people coming in and speaking of their faith and perhaps you feel they are somehow slamming you at the same time, then why would you go in their rooms to do the same to them??? Maybe you had a particular target or 2 in mind....i can maybe understand that, but what really stands out to me is you dont seem to have any issues with Muslims, Buddhists, Hindus or anyone but Christians. And this part here makes me think you get some sort of sick thrill trying to be as vulgar and obscene as you can to them for shock value.
You get so offended when they make the religious connection to your name, but did it ever occur to you that most people who have never seen you view your screen name as being religious based regardless of how many times you explain what it actually means to the room? Its common sense to view it in that context, even if its a bit presumptive. Like it or not, there are over a billion people in this world of the Christian faith and part of being shown the respect you so vocally demand in regards to your right to not believe in God, is showing them the same respect for their right to do just the opposite. That's also called being a mature adult and since you are a parent, i think you ought to start acting like one.
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BoTee Jr: I'm finding it increasingly difficult to find alliance here online
I pondered what would have been on David Letterman's Top 10 List of reactions to the above comment.......
1. You could always call Putin up and say "Hey Vladimar, wanna take another stroll down AOL lane?"
2. If by increasingly difficult, you mean "has never been remotely possible", then ok.
3. The only 15 lucid seconds he has ever had.
4. You could always call your mom and ask her to get an AOL account and Buddy List you.
5. It could be worse, you could be Andy and THEN look at who would be your so called allies.
6. Send Tommy a few dick pics and after he sidles up to you, suggest you two call yourselves "Butch and Sundance"
7. Drink a 30 pack and then come online and rant about booze and your limp dick, you will have one ally for sure!!
8. Pay a Walmart employee to do it once a week, i'm sure they could use the extra income.
9. You really DO live in mom's basement, don't you.
and number 10. Fuck this list, I'm retiring soon.......
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Was checking some logs to pass the time until the train stopped and saw this from a few weeks ago....and as usual, i couldn't resist giving it the ole Pier spin....
Couldwont: inoc, you live near joe?
InocentPrincesss: yes, supposedly
Joe Jpk 33: Robbi,. what do you mean "supposedling? You know we do
InocentPrincesss: well.....u can say....u live anywhere joe....but yes....lol
Joe Jpk 33: Robbi,. didnt I describe to you where everything is in our neighborhood?
Wellllll joesixpack(the booze not the abs), ANYONE can go to google.com and use their street view maps and describe damn near everything in damn near every hood in the US.....maybe you're just a dumbass and she tested you with questions that couldn't be answered by someone not actually living there....if i were going to determine someone's residential validity, that's what i might do....example below
Spark: Heyyy Joe Dumbass, remember the Johnson's Drugstore that used to be on 5th and Main that got torn down about 10 years ago?
Joe Dumbass: I used to have milkshakes there every morning in the summer before going to my English Lit professor's house to bang her like a screen door
Spark: You lying mo$@$@fu@$@$$@$!!! There was never a Johnson's @ 5th and Main, that's been a strictly residential area for 100 years you two celled amoeba. English Lit...lmfaoooooooooo....you can't read a fuckin STOP sign, much less serious literature
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ERLogistics: Jezus.. I'm starting to think Storyz is more honest then most.
And I present the first Rotten Pier Award for The Most Fucked Up Observation of the Year
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Karley120: Ana i had a little chia.... i had to have her put down...i had her for 17 yrs... her name was Tiadawn.. she is buried in my flower bed
i am sure some will recall that Karley blew a gasket when i broadcast info about her Master Screen Name on the Pier......she eventually claimed the account wasn't even hers, that it belonged to her sister and her sister was pissed off about it all. Now i also recall Karley's age has been reported to be anywhere between early 40's to late 50's. But giving the most benefit of the doubt as possible...lets say she is 42....so let me get this straight....She was approximately 25 when she got the dog....which means she was very likely living on her own or with a spouse etc....So i am also sure some will recall that her master SN is Stiadawn..........Stiadawn.....Tiadawn.....Stiadawn....Tiadawn....Stiadawn....Tiadawn (holy shit i think i am hypnotizing myself.....i need to cut this the fuck out).....so her SISTER creates an AOL account with a master screen name that closely resembles the name of Karley's DOG!?!?!?!?! Really??????? REALLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYY???? YOU LYING PIECE OF HOBAG SHIT YOU!! God you're fucking pathetic.....what cracks me up is you cant even remember the lies you tell.....i bet you hate logs right about now huh......dumbass
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Cocapebbles71: (((((naughty))))))) are we goin to make out eventually tonight,?? this is the third hug from you,, MmmmmmMmmM
How to Destroy Any Man's Lesbian Fantasy in 20 Words or Less (subtitled The Everyman's Guide to Primary Causes For How Cataracts Develop Overnight)
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ok so let me get this straight.....people(and yes i mean several not just one) go to a private room so they won't be blogged about....which is for sure their right to do.....but help me understand the logic.....how is it they can complain about people logging and blogging (they are equally critical of both), yet they have "friends" who are more than willing to copy,paste and share room chat when their name(s) are brought up so they can know what's being said about them when they arent here......how is that any different from logging? or blogging room chat? whats the fucking difference? that's like condemning someone for petty theft as you sign your tax return that you fudged numbers on to get a bigger refund. Say what you want about the Pier, but at least i'm not a fucking hypocrite.
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BlackSheerPride: the thing i like about a laptop i can walk and type at the same time
Cant you just see this guy with this laptop hanging off him like the old cigarette girls that used to sale the cigs from those boxes strapped around their necks. The pathetic thing is seeing how desperate one can get to chat in the room that they would actually walk around like this as they type. I wonder if the fucker can chew gum while he does all this. Oh wait, vampires don't chew gum, nevermind.
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PauIDOM1: ok, ok, enough politics, can we go back to discussing Diamondgal's delicious breasts?
#3 on the Top Ten List of Ways You Can Detect Someone Is Overdosed On Acid
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CherylW9876: http://dr-andrew-falkoff-m-d.hub.biz/ (Keyword to: http://dr-andrew-falkoff-m-d.hub.biz/) Another website with Andy claiming to be a doctor showing his business address same as his home address....what a fraud....fake....liar...
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sweetforeveron1: i could never watch that movie cause im like why dont u pick him up and fling him against a wall he is a doll for christs sake
someone had mentioned the Chuckie doll character....and this reply is the Line of the Week.....amen bitch amen
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i saw someone in the room say people are hiding in a private room because they are scared i will blog about them....i laughed at the absurdity of that if it's even remotely true......being scared of anyone or anything on AOL is like going to confession assuming if you say you're sorry, it means you can do it all over again the next week.....i.e....pointless. Secondly, why the fuck would you even care what i say or think about you? I am just one person on this rock in a remote section of our galaxy and some of what i type is my OPINION based on my viewpoint of the events. I never claimed i am always right....but unlike what some want to suggest, i do not lie....and if it bothers you that much, dont read the fucking blog! If you still have issues, then the only suggestion i have left is during the time you're in the room, dont be an idiot or an asshole or there is a pretty decent chance you will get blogged about at some point, since my tolerance for those type of people is close to nil. Going to a private room night after night with the same dozen faces is like living in long term care wing of the nursing home, where your chances of getting bored to death are just as strong as a demise from other causes. <steeling myself in case i get hate mail from rosie the trailer curtain queen
I guess they havent even considered that when they arent in a chat room, people still will say things about them.. so either way they have no control....OR.. the possibility that sparky is one of them, deflecting by complaining as deflection. Private rooms can be logged too :)
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OpticianAndyNj4u: i have to watch what im eatin i have gained almost 4 pounds this week
dont blame it on the food Andy, i believe it's actually due to all the hot air inside that gargantuan empty space between your ears
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Tommy Ringo 7: I called AOL and gave them Sparky's screen name and his real name
cant you just see this call?......let's peer into the annals of AOL history and imagine....
AOL Rep: Thank you for calling AOL, how can i help you?
Tommy: I need to report an AOL user. He has a blog
AOL Rep: A blog? You're reporting a blog?
Tommy: Yes, he has a lot of info on people, he must have been the one who did all that hacking
AOL Rep: Sir? AOL wasn't actually hacked. The names were cloned to make it appear the mail was from AOL users and there is a possibility that some users could have had their passwords compromised, but in the truest sense of the word, we were not hacked.
Tommy: You say potato, i say french fries. The main reason i am calling you is i have sparkyplug44's real name
AOL Rep: Is that a user on AOL?
Tommy: Yes, he is the one who did all that hacking
AOL Rep: Sir, we already discussed that, how can i help you?
Tommy: I have Sparkyplug44's real name.
AOL Rep: Sir? WE have his real name too, what's your point?
Tommy: I called the FBI, told them he was responsible for hacking AOL, do you want his real name?
AOL Rep: Sir? We already have his real name, we also have his address, phone number, etc just like we have yours if you are an active AOL user.
Tommy: Is this Michael? I have your dick pics.
AOL Rep: Wait, is this Tommy Ringo?
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Pretyest Woman 3: hi room 24 yo blonde hair blue eyes 5'9 135 lbs lookin for guys in nyc area for hookups no strings generous men only $$$$$$$$$$$$ if u cant afford 5k a hour dont im me
Pretyest Woman 3: and if u im me im me with respec tsick of men treating me like trash
Pretyest Woman 3: and abusing me
Pretyest Woman 3: !'
I dialed Aretha up to ask her what this bitch needs to do to get the R E S P E C T she so forcefully demands.....and she said "Tell the skank to buy some string, focus on the person not the wallet and for fucks sake, tell her to quit hanging with Bren the Wildebeest."
One guess i might have is...maybe this is Andy in his new gay phase...can't you just see him and Bren yammering about their hookups....."Dueling Banjos" playing in the background as they try to one up each other on how many dicks they serviced for how much the night before.
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Yumville: Too many chats at once. If anyone wants to chat, IM me. Female in NM.
another idiot that comes in and says the same shit line every time.....my guess is it's a man...but giving the fullest bennie of the doubt, let's say it is a woman.....what kind of man does she think she will get if a chatroom befuddles and confuses her....even HonBug is able to follow conversations in the room...up to a point..... and she can't even be close to tipping the scales into the triple digits on IQ....so this moron might end up with her leftovers.....
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Golphman2001: tonya are your pithy maxims full of enigmatical trucated presidigitation???
I see this moron say this quite often....i cant tell if he is trying to come off as some Bill O'Reilly wannabe or if he actually knows the definitions of the words he is choosing to use.....so i thought i would assist by getting the official defintion for each word as per a quick easy google lookup......yanno...just to be helpful n all.....so based on what i came up with he is saying
Tonya?, are your concise and forcefully expressive statements that express a general truth or rule of conduct full of mysterious, shortened magic tricks performed as entertainment?
dont know about all of you, but i'm thinking this is a prime example of someone trying to be smart sounding that doesn't quite grasp the concept that you actually have to KNOW the definitions of the words you use ( i even helped him out...he typed trucated...he meant truncated...AND there is no definition for the word presidigitation but prestidigitation is a word......if you wanna sound like an Einstein, you might wanna type like an Einstein, Einstein)
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StoryzInMyEyes4U: I agree with snake ....what woman in their right mind would talk to a man with a sn of BoTee jr ? he's obviously trolling for dudes
StoryzInMyEyes4U: right up ole pauls ally
jerzeeeegirl72: is it ironic that the person posing that question cybers andy?
StoryzInMyEyes4U: I dont "cyber" andy .....icky
PauIDOM1: she doesn't cyber Andy, she phone bones him
StoryzInMyEyes4U: we dont phone bone either ..never have
StoryzInMyEyes4U: just because you chicks do that doesnt mean all women do
jerzeeeegirl72: some just troll for used lawn equipment
StoryzInMyEyes4U: Well they shouldnt cyber ...and then they would get NEW lawn equipment like I do
StoryzInMyEyes4U: you dont get gifts for being a bad girl
StoryzInMyEyes4U: only good girls get the good stuff :-*
jerzeeeegirl72: lmao@ a lawnmower being good stuff
PauIDOM1: Right, every woman should get a fkn lawn mower as a gift
StoryzInMyEyes4U: I use it twice a week
jerzeeeegirl72: and $100 gold necklaces from kays
PauIDOM1: not to mention the stuff from Kohls
StoryzInMyEyes4U: Men love to buy me gifts .....shrug
jerzeeeegirl72: we kow, we saw the backround report..except it said "charged" not "gifted"
jerzeeeegirl72: silly police reports
ok so SkankersoresInMyEyes (or alternatively SoreysInMyEyes) get's icked out by the idea of cybering or phoneboning andy, yet accepts gifts from him and says she gets the gifts because she is a "good girl".....yet less than 24 hours before we see this..........
ERLogistics: OMG.. when I saw Storyz on CAM.. she was not covered in anything...
jerzeeeegirl72: right
ladyfiona1967: lmfao
ERLogistics: But it was pretty fast...
So, good girls let lawyer wannabes see them nude on cam briefly? is that how it works? wonder what she got for that? How does that even happen? Is one sitting there and suddenly says "oops , be right back! I forgot to wear a robe, i didn't realize you could see my tits"? I guess she could always say ERL was lying ...i mean everyone saw him deny knowing Gail (i have logs that show different) ...and he is already venturing into the "deny knowing Kate" arena....i think that's what they call rewriting history
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OpticianAndyNj4u: I HELP LOTS OF STRANGERS EVRY MONTH
LadyEdithGreensl: thats good
LadyEdithGreensl: karma will be good to you
OpticianAndyNj4u: I HOPE SO BUT IT HASNR IN 56 YRS
You may be able to fool LadyEdith here, but karma is giving you exactly what you have earned. It's humorous to me that you refuse to see the kind of person you are. You're a lot like Hitler, who thought he was doing the world a favor by exterminating the Jews, which is ironic cuz aren't you jewish? Funny how you crazy fuckers don't have an ounce of empathy for others, but then almost beg for understanding for yourself. Asshole.
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Karen51568: im not a clone -- just dont like taking 20 mins to say hi to all
sweetforeveron1: i still have it .. sweetforeveron*
Karen51568: <<<---- lazy
sweetforeveron1: i never seen karen before
SXMX Girl: me either
sweetforeveron1: karen what room you come from ?
Karen51568: ive been in this room for years -- really sweet
Karen51568: wow
sweetforeveron1: yeah did u have another name ?
Karen51568: wow
Karen51568: im in here DAILY
Karen51568: omg- last time i say hi i guess
Karen51568: this is why i just show up and dont do this "hi " hi hi thing
Ok i checked logs going back 4 years, "karen" began showing up about 2 years and 2 months ago....and has been in the room a total of 69 times......so i present you today with my...................
Definition of a narcissist - Someone that only shows up on the average every 11.64 days and, by her own admission in the room doesn't talk much or like to do the "hi" thing, then acts mortified that no one remembers who the fuck she is....i got a 50 that says this is Karley or her bitch "sister", you know the one that is all pissed at karley for someone(me) saying her real name that Karley initially denied even knowing who that was.....
Speaking of Karley, she also uses a second account tied to the master Screen name ncqueenxox.....and for the last couple weeks she has been room spying under a name DARRLINS9......now call it coincidental if you want, but seems to me Karley is trying to trick some of the room peeps into thinking she is the reg named Darr, who i am pretty sure has had several versions of that name the last 2-3 years. My thinkin is its cuz Darr makes her look like the buffoon she is when she states the logical facts.....what's next karley? ya gonna make a JERZEEEGIRLS9 name too?
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Diamondgal13: frigg sparky and its dumb blog
just as i was about to compliment Courtney Love here on her new hairstyle she has been showing on her facebook, she has to go and type this shit.....fuck off bitch....anyone stupid enough to hook up with "keith" for even one minute deserves all the shit they get
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naughtynnice252: I really dont care who Sparky is, If we dont read him it will go away
wow you really are stupid aren't you....maybe you missed the part where i said i dont do this blog for the room.....i do it for my own reasons and could care less who does and doesn't read it....thing is...it averages 125 UNIQUE hits a day so SOMEONE is reading it and i would venture to guess some of those 125 people are from the room......moron...and trust this.....i won't go away unless I WANT to go away...and that will have nothing to do with the blog and who does or doesn't read it
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OpticianAndyNj4u: RHONDA IS NOT USING ME SHE OFFERS TO PAY ME BACK ALL THE TIME AND I REFUSE
Hey Mr. Disambiguation for Brains....if the "sore" wanted to actually pay you back and had an ounce of sincerity about it, she would have done so already....she "offers" because she knows you will say no. I am not a Star Wars fan, but even i know Yoda said "Do, or do not. There is no try."
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KellyBlue99: I wonder if there is a more intellectual chat room left on AOL?
For the first time ever, Sparkyplug44 was going to argue the point with someone in the room.....and just as my fingers were striking the keyboard to make my stand....i saw this......
HonBug1113: i like dreamin cause dreamin can make you mine i like dreamin closing my eyes and feeling fine
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The details of the first time Andy got committed to a mental health facility for observation...........
Evilone2980: there was a guy that used to sniff butts at a grocery store around here
Evilone2980: they caught him on cam
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Cocapebbles71: i went to Kings Island with a friend
Doinrght: a friend huh... did u ride the BANSHI
Cocapebbles71: Yesssss, we stood in line for 5 hours
ok this has got to be in the top 5 of The Dumbest Things I Have Ever Seen Typed In A Chatroom.....five motherfucking hours in LINE???? for a goddamn ride????? who does this? teenagers maybe...and even then it would be fucking stupid as shit....but a woman (and i use that term loosely since she falls in the same general category as Brensea) of her age???? And she dares to ridicule me for PARKING in a chat room and spending an average of 10-20 minutes a day skimming a log and blogging about it??? lmaooooooooooooooooooo....god my ribs fucking hurt....lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....lmaooooooooooooooooooooo oh god i cant breathe....lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....so based on Kings Island's schedule...she spent FORTY FIVE PERCENT of the time the park is open...standing in line....for one motherfucking ride.....my god i feel 50 IQ points dumber just for reading it
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Brensea: I am 5' 11" 160 lbs. 38d-27-36. Long red hair down to the middle of my back You decide for yourself Marco
see, i told you she was a fucking wildebeest....i have seen the bitch's pics....she has a number of manly features, not the least of which is her gargantuan hands....maybe they are really cloven hooves
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The winner of the Eagle Eye of the Week award is........
darrlin2014: wonder why karleys sister is spying
poisinous snake: darr? who
JSisME: dar which one
darrlin2014: well karley said that stia dawn name was her sister
darrlin2014: sparky wrote about it
darrlin2014: but karleys name is associated with it
so let's review what karley said shall we....
this was her direct quotes from my first log posting about her several weeks ago..
Karley120: im SoftHearted Babe.. for today only.. This name will be deleted today.. i will then have only 2 s/n's.. my Masters and this one
Karley120: SoftHeartedBabe will be deleted today
so she says after that day she will only have the karley name and her master SN, to which i blogged that her master SN was Stiadawn and was related to the Carolyn Sapp name....did everyone get that....Carolyn Sapp....S A P P........ok so THEN she emails me a day or two later saying i shouldn't be posting people's real names....while telling me that the aol account she is on isnt even her account......which contradicts what she said before....THEN she comes in the room a day or 2 after my second blog post and says her sister is mad at her because apparently the Master SN belongs to her sister, not her....and rmember, the master SN is Stiadawn...so....if stiadawn is her sister, Darr's question is very spot on....why would karley's sister be spying in the room....so...i checked logs going back 4 years...and stiadawn has been coming in and spying in married, m1 and m4 since February 2012 about once every 3 weeks on the average. So if that name belongs to karley's sister...what interest would SHE have in the married rooms??? If, as we all suspect, that is Karley USING that name....then what the fuck is she doing using her sister's MASTER SCREEN NAME to spy in chatrooms with if she is so damned fucking worried about her safety and security?? Sounds like Karley is either mind numbingly STUPID or a fat mouthed LIAR...or a bit of both...by the way....just to make sure...did everyone get that name? Carolyn Sapp.....rhymes with rap....gap....slap.....map.......nap (yawn)...lap....flap.....S A P P
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THE DAY SPARKYPLUG44 FELL OUT OF HIS CHAIR......LAUGHING.....UNCONTROLLABLY
OpticianAndyNj4u: CANT U EVER ACT NORMAL BAD BOY
This is like George Hamilton telling someone they get too much sun......Alec Baldwin telling someone to chill the fuck out......Ted Bundy urging someone to get counseling......eh you get the point....no wait wait....this is like Tommy Ringo telling someone they spend too much time on the computer
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to take this opportunity to inform you at long last I have discovered the perfect diet solution. After decades of research, study upon study about obesity and it's causes and a plethora of fad diets, pills and exercise programs have come and gone, it all now seems so simple. Every time you are tempted to eat that cookie, pile an extra portion of mac n cheese on your plate or snag the last slice of pizza, i simply request you come to the Pier and read this.....
Brensea: Come rub against me Wisc and we can generate some heat
Results will be immediate and life changing in a profound way, just make sure and have a barf bag within "quick retch" distance.
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Heavens Gate77: LMAO. did you all know that when you call someone a DORK, it actually means a Whale's penis??
Yes, which is why i call him EyeDorkAndy.......it seems to have more panache than EyeWhale'sPenisAndy
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It seems no matter what else happens or gets talked about in the room.....we always come full circle back to discussion of Elaine and LisaHopkins......
ZigTheFarmer: Two cows were out in a field eating grass. One cow turns to the other cow and says, "Moooooo!" "Hey", the other cow replies.... "I was just about to say the same thing!"
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Tommy Ringo 7: JS... it seems like you, JP and kara are the only ones that talk about dicks, may we call you guys the 3 amigo's
this from the guy who had the image of Michael's dick tattoo'ed on his beergut so he could have something to whack off to since his wife wont let him look at porn
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Bigcowboyken: some get boils on there hiney tommy
and others have boils on their head <namely one BigLisaHopkinsboyken>...somebody lance that fucker!
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trsmiles: i thought she was beth
Doinrght: mmmmm great pegggy
HonBug1113: take the 8 ball yallie
Doinrght: my FANNIE PACK
Cocapebbles71: thats what you get for thinkin smiles
trsmiles: maybe there is a reason
Tommy Ringo 7: Beth, ( not real name ) I wont post it in here
Doinrght: so see if its real?
peggybrundig1818: lol hon
Doinrght: the real deal fanny pack?
sweetforeveron1: aww trs .. cute poem ty
Cocapebbles71: im tellin you to post it here
trsmiles: 'maybe the hubby would kick her out if he knew
Evilone2980: my real name is lupita
trsmiles: who knows'
Evilone2980: lmao
Doinrght: there u are Evil
Doinrght: dang i missed ya
Evilone2980: liar lol
trsmiles: tommy is hardly ever wrong
Cocapebbles71: smiles i think that you should watch yourself,, I have a few things on you,, maybe keep your commnets to yourself
Tommy Ringo 7: Terry--I know
Evilone2980: i was watching the end of my baseball game
ladyfiona1967: he wont post it because he has no idea what he is talking about..lol
Cocapebbles71: dont start on me,,, youre a fake
Cocapebbles71: rightmichelle
sweetforeveron1: gasp @ fake
trsmiles: tommy even knew when i missed church service
trsmiles: hes that good
Tommy Ringo 7: Terry---if you want to know anything, ask ladyfi
trsmiles: true
Cocapebbles71: better get your friend ,, before he gets personal info pulled out on him
trsmiles: chelle dont lie
Cocapebbles71: smiles,,, go get on your dating sites
Cocapebbles71: the gay ones
trsmiles: is beth mad at me'
trsmiles: beth dont be mean
trsmiles: woww
Tommy Ringo 7: she will dig crap up on you, hell, she told people I lived in Ringgold, Ga, or was that Michael?
Cocapebbles71: beth has never liked you honeslty
Cocapebbles71: wait im not beth
Cocapebbles71: whoever i am
trsmiles: she forgot who she is
ladyfiona1967: Told you had some bish in you girl
trsmiles: smh
Cocapebbles71: lol
Cocapebbles71: shhh
sweetforeveron1: beth is martha stewart
trsmiles: lol
Tommy Ringo 7: Chelle---was that you or M?
trsmiles: hahaha'
Cocapebbles71: < knew that , had to keep it under wraps
ladyfiona1967: Doin how are you doll?
Cocapebbles71: lol julie,, i can be
trsmiles: tommy when the sunsets you can trust julie'
trsmiles: just saying
Doinrght: well im tryn to go seem them when they play the reds soon
trsmiles: beth is being bad
Cocapebbles71: lol @ smiles,, hes soo funny brining his fake self in here
Evilone2980: awesome
Tommy Ringo 7: Terry? my only mistake with Chelle was: I was old, you have to be 20--25 with her
Cocapebbles71: tells all the girls (that he THINKS ) he might have a chance with how pretty they are tec,, makes me puke
wow....irony abounds in the month of april......coca goes after people in the room....i do it in a blog.....we match! who woulda thunk....
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What he said.....
mogolf64: if you aren't a regular...you are stuck......and now one eill chat with you
mogolf64: yes.......but you can't get in........no one will chat with you
mogolf64: and by chat i mean talk
What he meant........
mogolf64: i am getting damn sick and tired of im'ng half the women in here and not getting opportunities to get my rocks off....for fucks sake what's a man gotta do to get some action....i even pretend to want innocent chat and still it makes no fucking difference....this is what i get for focusing on AOL more than Yahoo....by God a man has needs!! needs i tell ya!! Wait....Brensea just got here.....score!!!!
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In the Irony is Stranger than Fiction Moment of the Month, I present......
Brensea: Do men really have sex with lambs?
Couldwont: bren, some men will put their weiners in any available hole
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OpticianAndyNj4u: I DONT TALK DIRTY TO WOMEN LIKE MOST OF U GUYS DO
You mean under this name Andy, right? Because i got logs and more logs where you make your even slimier pervert names and you go trolling for any woman between 18-45 and i'm guessin on the 18 side, you probably wouldn't be checking ID you creepy fucking slug
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The line of the week......
michael381983: I got to take Julie for a walk, be back after she does her business. YES I named my dog after my sister
i couldn't stop laughing for a few minutes trying to picture what kinda dog it is....thing is, julie does all her biz in the room
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What a normal person might say if they wanted to brag about having a Bluetooth headset for their cellphone (most normal people don't actually brag about this because they realize it's a very common gadget tens of millions of people own in this country).......
"Hey Jack, check out my new Bluetooth. Man this thing has great range and some cool new features"
What a moron says when they want to brag about having a Bluetooth headset for their cellphone....
OpticianAndyNj4u: IM GONNA TAKE A NAP MY EAR IS HURTING FOM THE WIRELESS BLUETOOTH FROM TALKIN TO RHONDA FOR AN HR
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HonBug1113: I am gonna make a private room for all us misfits and keep the trouble makers out
Good luck with that Rosie Jr.....don't forget to take those sleazebag men that seem to be drawn to you like flies on cowshit
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People often wonder aloud why i make fun of this room and some of it's occupants.....
TMetzinger: roses are red violets are blue
TMetzinger: your boobs are ginormous
TMetzinger: that's why I like you
If you are one of those peeps, read this however many times it takes for you to answer your own question because this is stupidity in it's truest form
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when they came up with the adage "when life gives you lemons, make lemonade" i dont think they were imagining this bonehead could ever exist...
Diamondgal13: she still calls and ims and shouts out in room for him even i wasn't that bad
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The winner of the Lightbulb Moment of the Week Award goes to.........
zenified3: the thing i never could figure out was how was he in law school and here all the time
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ok so my previous post was a bit subtle....i dont do subtle very well.....so lets get a bit more blunt shall we......
Can you hear the anguished cries of another fake pic ass mofo whining like a little bitch because he got busted?!?!?! I CAN!!
Crazyguy6664: everyone LOVES to hid.... no one wants to speak the truth... id love to know why people care to know soooo much about others but do not KNOW the real truth
The TRUTH is you sent that stupid 20 year old fake pic for the last 10 years and someone finally nailed you for being a stupid fat mouthed liar
Crazyguy6664: i want to meet my accuser face to face
Why, what ya gonna do, beat them with that putrid pierced dick of yours?? oh wait..i forgot, you got busted for THAT being a fake pic a year ago.....
Crazyguy6664: julie... if the truth be told... michelle found the facebook stuff before... the account nis not me however it is me... it is what was set yp for me... things you dont know...
Ok laugh attack!! laugh attack!! Let me get this straight....someone else set up a facebook account FOR you, but the account isnt you? or the pic of the guy in the pink yamulka isnt you? cuz, well....yanno..that pic dont look anything like the one you been sending out for 10 years moron
MY REAL QUESTION IS when are we gonna get to the part where your phone number was posted in the room and it isnt for boston, but IS for the same area of Georgia that Tommy Ringo is from.....you wouldn't happen to be tommy would ya frankie??? fat ugly tommy ringo?
Crazyguy6664: julie i like you just fine... i however think that you should not be blogging about this room... just stirs up trouble... just like this trouble with half truths not all factual and people hiding behind FAKE SCREEN NAMES
ok this is RICH! a guy who is BUSTED for using FAKE PICS wants people to stop blogging about the room because it stirs up trouble....and only hallf truths being known......and he slams people using fake screen names....but somehow neglects to ever mention he uses FAKE PICS....wow....what kinda half assed reasoning is that?!?!??
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FRANK Scheinen from BOSTON, who is JEWISH is wearing a pink yamulka, and apparently he works for a JEWELER.........
FRANK Scheinen from BOSTON, who is JEWISH is wearing a pink yamulka, and apparently he works for a JEWELER.........
FRANK Scheinen from BOSTON, who is JEWISH is wearing a pink yamulka, and apparently he works for a JEWELER.........
FRANK...BOSTON......JEWISH.....JEWELER.........
one can find a lot of interesting things on FACEBOOK.....not me per se......but some do
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karacookie777: I am dovorced twice, so the morale of the story is, don't marry every guy who take u to dinner
first off, the term fitting this is moral, not morale, which explains why you have a stupid name like this....secondly, the MORAL of the story is one should never take marriage advice from someone who has been divorced twice, because they apparently don't learn from their mistakes
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i am still cracking up about karley's melodramatic remark about how putting someone's name on a blog can get them killed.....i wanna ask the bitch how she feels about phonebooks....yanno those 2 inch thick monstrosities left on one's doorstep several times a year....think of all the peoples names in that book in every city across the country and the ramifications of her comment....man that would be mass casualty city in her weird world....think about how that would extend to other aspects of life....going through school as a kid, you would know your teachers as Teacher K, Teacher 1, Teacher 2...all the way through high school....good ole teachers 12-A, 12-C and 12-D, but teacher !2-B and 12-E were total assholes. Don't even get me started on college or post grad......
Imagine the voter fraud that would take place....or how you might be treated when you submit your voter registration card at the polling place....
Election Official: Sir, our records show you already voted
Voter #12109: i think you have me confused with Voter #12108 dickwad
Imagine pulling up to the local burger drive thru...
"Hello my name is Cashier 3, how can i help you"
"Yes i need a #4 combo with curly fries and large diet coke"
then you get to the payment window and hand them your credit card with your name covered up with masking tape for anonymity's sake....can't you just see if they had a new kid working there...
"Hello my name is Karen, welcome to Burger Box, how can i help you"
and then in the background you hear someone yell "oh my fucking God, she said her name!?!?!? oh god, what the fuck? lock the doors, someone is gonna come after us!!! arrrrghhhhhhhhh!!!"
Karen, on the verge of tears, calls her parents and apologizes for publicizing her name, because indirectly she has given these people Karley seems to worry about a clue about who they are....
Admittedly, all of the above is totally surreal....but so is someone emailing you and telling you the email account they are emailing you from isn't them even though they say their name is Karley and the account from which they mail starts with the letters K A R L E Y
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ok in all interests of fairness....and because it allows me a chance to be a smartass yet again, i received three emails in a row from karley....i will paste each mail's content along with the thoughts that crossed my mind upon reading....
$$$$$$ first email$$$$$$$$
will you IM me
no....no way....no fucking way......as Nancy Reagan opined, just say no....so...the answer is....NO. obviously, despite the fact you subsequently claimed you read the Pier, you don't read it close enough....so one more time....i do not reply to emails....and i don't im with anyone but one....and you aren't her....don't ask again....you know why? cuz i'll say NO....now shut the fuck up
$$$$$$ second mail $$$$$$$$$
My name is not Carolyn Sapp. This is not even my Account.. I know you probably dont believe me, but my name is Karley.. Now put that on your IDOIT page... You got some good reading there... I enjoyed it very much....
Ok so you are not Karley? you emailed me from your karley120 account and say it isn't your account?? is this a sneaky way of being able to say YOU aren't Carolyn but since you aren't Karley you can say that with clear conscience? or do you think i'm some kind of IDOIT?? cuz....well you called me one yanno.....you're one of those that crack me up that the very word you want to use to describe my dumbness, you spell wrong....you oxymoron you. Besides, if you aren't really Carolyn, then why would you want to correct that misperception for someone who PUBLICALLY BLOGS!?!?!? Wouldn't it have been much better deflection had you chuckled to yourself while you petted your smelly pet ferret and said "you just keep thinking that sparky". And lmao @ your use of the past tense of enjoy...as if telling me subliminally that you will no longer read the blog is supposed to somehow fuck my world up. I do this blog for reasons you will never understand, and you aren't that reason, so move on and take your shadow to someone elses doorstep.....bitch.
$$$$$$$$$$$$ Third and Final email$$$$$$$$$$$$
Sparky, i dont know what kinda person you are, but you really shouldn't put people whole name on that blog.. That is a good way for someone to get killed....
You don't have to know what kind of person i am....the quality of my character, integrity, et al should never be a concern of yours....but i am curious, why would you care that i put the Carolyn name on the blog if it isn't you? Is this Sapp chick in some trouble with the mob or something? You worried they're gonna track her down because they now know Karley120 is Carolyn Sapp, whom you have already said in the second email isn't you!?!? Why would you care....but whoever Sapp is, should get it through her thick skull that first off....i never did any research on her...the info was sent to me....secondly that info was on PUBLIC WEB SITES....are you seeing the pattern here dumbass? If you don't want Carolyn's info on PUBLIC WEB SITES, i highly suggest you email her and tell her to quit being a dumbass....oh wait....i guess that would mean you would have to email her from her own aol account...the one you used to send me those mails....how weird...why would this woman you don't know allow you to use her aol account.....unless ....well....did you hack her? Does your other SN start with Isleuf??? :)
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DisClickableMe: I didn't say that 5 guys doesn't make a good burger, but for 26 bucks, I should have at least gotten a hand job in the back room.
if bren workded there you would have, Dis <<<< i cant take credit for this one, my friend said it, she has lightning quick wit and i almost choked on my water
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the room was in full frontal assault mode with tommy and his stupid whiny fucking repetitive bullshit comments and his height became a part of the disses....so without further adieu, i give you the Line of the Week....
jerzeeegirl72: lol dis, i asked him today..oompa loompa do ba dee do, who can you threaten at five foot 2?
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ISLEMAN17: flona im from ny im 6ft 1
ladyfiona1967: how old are you?
ladyfiona1967: are you married?
ladyfiona1967: have any kids?
ISLEMAN17: 42 flona im me
Bigcowboyken: isleman the other day you saidyou were 40 which is it
ok is this dickwad ken actually calling out someone else for lying????!?!?!!??? hey pieceofshitken, you got a LOT of sweeping of your own porch to do before you can even dare to venture in this territory.....you're as big a liar as andy and just about as ugly.....the only difference between the two of you is a couple points on the IQ scale .....LOW on the scale
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It cracks me up that not even 12 hours after my post about Andy's number, that skankersore feigned ignorance about it, then claimed he lied to her too......then andy is yelling that it is the number to the hospital and not his office and yelling for her to call it....she refuses to call it but suddenly believes him.....it doesn't matter that Sallty also said he called it and that i was right.....but let me be perfectly clear....the person who answered the phone yesterday never said "Thank you for calling Andrew Fukoffs office"...what they said is he was at lunch and would be back in 30 minutes....so if it really is the hospital, then andy either LIVES there or WORKS there....he has already said he doesn't work there so by process of elimination, he must LIVE there or he is lying yet again and it's his OFFICE. The other thing he didn't speak to is, why in hell would i post a number THAT ANYONE CAN CALL if i was going to lie about what was said???? MORONS....dont forget..this is the same guy who lied for a year about being a doctor
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I'm sure most remember the total bullshit scene from the room almost 2 weeks ago when dr jevago supposedly called the cops on andy for him talking about using a police dummy as a target on target practice. The fake ass story was that they carted him off to the mental hospital and committed him for observation for four days. I didn't comment on it at the time because i knew it was the latest in the round of suck ass theatrical productions with which they think they are faking the room out. However, on that weekend, during his supposed confinement, skankersore posted what she said was the number to the hospital....then cowpuke ken supposedly tried to call it....it didn't go through for some reason so then she posted a second number...ken says he called it and that the hospital staff member had to go get Andy to get on the phone and he supposedly talked to him for several minutes and reported back to the room how andy was doing blah blah blah bulllshit blah fucking blahblahblahshit.
So...on that Sunday, the supposed third day of his confinement.....i called that number....and i asked if Andrew Fukkoff was there and the woman who answered seemed surprised, but i could hear her telling someone nearby "it's for you". This man gets on the phone and i asked if he was Andrew Fukkoff and he said yes and i said "are you aware there are a bunch of people in a chat room talking about how you're locked up in a mental ward and making fun of your situation?". Now i dont know about any of you, but if someone called me out of the blue saying that, the very first thing i would ask is what chat room? No, not ole andy....he suddenly sounded a bit terse and demanded to know who i was and i laughed at him and said it doesn't matter, i just thought you might want to know you're being dissed.
Soooooooooo fast forward to today....ten days later.....andy has supposedly been out of the hospital for over a week.....i called the same number.....and when the person answered i said i would like to speak to andrew fukkoff please. "Sir, he cant come to the phone right now, he just went to lunch, but he will be back in about 30 minutes if you would like to call back". Now imagine that....a mental hospital that not only knows andys lunch schedule, but its so homey for him that he must park there every day for various purposes , including receiving phone calls! So, bottom line.....this is one of his office phone numbers.....so....what this really means is on the third of his four days of so called confinement....ole andy was NOT IN THE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING HOSPITAL. What this also means is skankersore is a total bullshit liar....cowpuke ken is a total bullshit liar and they are totally clueless about covering their tracks........but we all already knew that right???
By the way, the phone numbers skankersore posted for anyone who didn't see them are.....732-345-2073 and 732-345-2074
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i am sitting here CRACKING UP at IsleufView and how he doesn't realize anyone other than the couple of peeps he has told knows he is RealSlow. Nice to see you back in the room,larry. but why the new name and who do you think you are fooling.. I mean isleufview.. its one of your many names I know......shall I list them? This is the one who said he collects many of his women pics by slinking sneakily into the computers of women who allow his IM's (the slinking part isn't slander, he has said it in the room back in the day when he would "brag" about having 30,000...then 40,000, then 50,000 pics and i have the logs to prove it.....i mean dannnnnnng larry, look at your bad ass 71 year old self pic hoin with those computer savvy skills of yours). Thing is, that woulda been about the only way he could have collected that many because to receive those via email would have required him to be receiving and saving 200-300 pics a day and many of those years was dialup. Then the whole thing with Chantelle where she said he told her he was a warlock and could get into her dreams through astral projection.....Tarana alluded to that as well .....i had my own dannnnnnng moment when i seen that shit......thing is other peeps are smart too and we have our ways to know shit too....so as you sit there and sip that pepsi of yours, ponder that......but dont sit here too long, everyone knows you need to go mow.
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Brensea: I never read it, but I hear I make it quite often
Brensea: Gives him something to write about, occupy's his lonely life
I'm thinking bren likes to embellish everything about her life....although i am not sure why lying about being a hooker is something she would use to embellish...unless of course it's because in her real life she can't even get laid......but speaking to this here....bren, you need to quit lying.....quite often is way of an overstatement...and frankly you are hardly worth my effort...in fact, this is over 400 keystrokes i will never get back in my life....however...i digress and since YOU can't shut your yapper about ME....i am going to share with all an email i got last week...... everything below was what was sent to me......
i was looking for something on pinterest with a neighbor, and by complete accident came across something...this pic of this woman, is the pic bren sends out as her (bren as we know, is a cashier that gives handies in back of the hardware store in pa)..but this chick is an architect in seattle...
Brenda Demaline on Pinterest
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OpticianAndy4u: GODD AFTERNOON ALL MY FRIENDS
Ukcats37: Everyone duck Andy has a gun !!
Ukcats37: ~Crawls under desk~
The Line of the Day is actually a two liner....namely the last two lines above
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HollowWnd: what is eggs benedict?
first it was popcorn balls....now this!?!??!! someone get this dumb bitch FOODTV or at minimum a fucking cookbook.....otherwise i can feel a "what is prime rib?" coming on soon...
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OpticianAndy4u: WE\SHOULD NEVER FIGHT AT LEAST NOT IN HERE BECAUSE THESE IDITS THRIVE ON IT
The Definition of an Idiot - Someone whom, when attempting to diss a person or group of persons, can't spell the word correctly with which they are trying to diss.
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Karley120: im SoftHearted Babe.. for today only.. This name will be deleted
today.. i will then have only 2 s/n's.. my Masters and this one
Karley120: SoftHeartedBabe will be deleted today
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oh man.....this cracks me the fuck up....this dumbass then goes on to say how she fell for Keith....yanno the slimebag that diamond go all strung out on to the point that when she quit pining for him, not only did her spirit wilt....so did her hair (it looks better that way tho)......however ....i do have a question here for karley....so when you say you will only have 2 screen names...does that also mean you got rid of the msforever, southerngirlee and several others you have used.....you do know people can check your stiadawn master SN and connect it to the other names you use right? and that internet searches say you are Carolyn Sapp from north carolina and ole carolyn is in her 60's.....you really need to think these things through....or get a second aol account before u go sending money to yet another aol boy
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Crazyguy6664: you are so right michael... and yet you are the one thats upset... i wonder why??? IT HAS AND HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU... SHE LIKED ME .... NOTHING MORE NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT AND LET IT GO YYOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT
Crazyguy6664: yes babz... michael thinks i sent my cock pic to a girl that we were both going after.... unsolicited... which in that particular case she asked to see the hardware... so i sent... she didn't want to tell micheal she asked for it. <==== this was like the second time he said this....like people dont know how to read.......for someone that claims he wants no part of room drama, this moron sure does all he can to be a part of it.....guess what happens when you help create drama? YOU GET BLOGGED ABOUT ASSHOLE
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ok so i was skimming a few logs i missed last month and i see this....
naughtynnice252: Sparky saids many things that are not true
at first when i saw this very first line.....i had actually typed out my initial reaction--->..well bitch, why don't you tell everyone one single lie i have ever said about anyone.......name just one. If you're going to open your stupid cocker spaniel on steroids yapper, then back it up you stupid fuck....i have never said anything that could remotely be called a lie.....unless you're referring to the imagination bubbles where i do fake convos with some of the morons in the room.....if you are too dumb to get that those are not real, then i suggest you read the sign at the entry to the Pier and follow the g#%#$#$#$#$ mother$$#$#$#$ instructions!! Oh yeah...wait a minute...i forgot....you're the dumbass that thinks just because the link to the Pier disappears off my lifestream, that it means the Pier isnt working....sweetfor or ladyfi even tried explaining to you that the Pier has no relation to AOL whatsoever, except for the link pasted to the lifestream.....god, i thought one cell amoeba's could only be seen under a microscope, but HERE YOU ARE
then i saw the rest of the convo a bit lower down.....
Heavens Gate77: naughty, what are you talking about, with sparky??
naughtynnice252: Heaven just said he dont get it all right at times
Heavens Gate77: okee doke naughty. i was wondering if you had any examples
naughtynnice252: well he called me ugly
man oh man......so let me get this straight....if someone doesn't agree that you are attractive, then they are a liar???? so if someone calls you a bitch and you think you're the sweetest woman that ever existed on the planet, does that make them a liar? if someone says you're an egotistical waste of air, i am sure you would disagree with that as well, so gee whillikers i guess we got another lie on our hands!! well simpleton, all of the above are what is normally referred to as opinions, namely MY opinions. And i'm guessing more people would agree with my opinions than with your very extreme opinions of your own self.....but your opinions of yourself don't make you a liar, they simply make you WRONG
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Dixie9500: I could tell a VERY interesting story but I think I'll keep it to myself!
Dixie9500: Naaaa, I dont want to bring the innocent into the drama
# 3 on the Top 10 List of How To Be The Most Attention Needy Person In The Room On A Mundane Sunday Afternoon - Imply you know some "big" secret room info and then laughingly scoff at the ignorant common folk who can only wish they had the connections you have.
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I wanted to take a moment here to dedicate a song to Anais......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NJbRF4CgAA
for those of you who don't want to go to the link....its a song by Tool called Ticks and Leeches.....they also have a song in honor of Bren....its called Hooker With a Penis......rock on bitches
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Tommy Ringo 7: I would not order a coke there, must less a sandwich
Tommy, they wouldn't allow you in there....their sign clearly reads "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Shitheads"
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sweetforeveron1: tommy u dont intimidate anyone little hitler
And here is the quote of the day .......i'm thinking his autobiography would be titled Mein Krapf
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Cocapebbles71: tommy i dont really care what ppl say on here about me,, reason why you shouldnt either,, about me anyway
Heavens Gate77: cait, then sorry, i cant make you see then
Cocapebbles71: worry about tommy
FireJms246: hes jelly beth
Tommy Ringo 7: Beth? if that is your name?
Cocapebbles71: they can think im black , white, green, or purple, I DONT CARE
well look at the hypocrite....she slams me and says why do you blog about me if you don't care.....then turns around and says this....well bitch...if you dont care what people say about you, then why is it every time someone has you read the Pier, you look like you're gonna pop a dozen veins in your forehead as you go on a rabid, foaming at the mouth diatribe about why i blog........dumbass
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yanno, i could tell coca and typoqueenmark were two peas in a pod.....they both lead dull lives and get all of their life thrills trying to hook up with room peeps.....and one thing they also share is a profound sense of sheer stupidity. Listen up you mind numbingly dense as a black hole fuckbags.....the WHOLE PURPOSE OF LOGGING IS SO ONE DOESNT HAVE TO SIT AT THE COMPUTER AND READ. That means i actually have a real life outside of aol (yes typo, unlike you) and it also means i dont read every line....i have software that i can put in keywords to find very very quickly and then if i want to skim the log that might take me 20 min if that long.....so the dim bulb remarks you make about my lack of a life and what i spend my time doing are EXACTLY OPPOSITE OF REALITY. But then again, with you two, that isn't surprising....you both fancy yourselves as having a lot to offer to the opposite sex....and that is also EXACTLY OPPOSITE OF REALITY..
Don't confuse my desire to point out the stupidity and skeeviness of the room with emotional investment.....when i say i dont care....i dont.....but its fun to show how dumb you are to whomever likes to read the Pier
And to you Coca, i say this.....i put u on the same level as kd aka the piglet....i recall you laughing at some of the stuff i said about her on the blog (even though you claim not to read it) yet you are just as bad, if not worse....so if she is the piglet, you are the sow......so now we have a piglet, a sow....and a cow. i have never seen one intelligent convo come out of your mouth...you are either doing stupid "flirt" banter with one of the men or talking about your recent visit to the water park.....and guess what....no one cares
and one last thing.....if you and "The jeff" were married, the sign on your door would say The idiots
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Brensea: What do you do?
Matissee: gm gal
Brensea: flirting again darling?
Gal in Raleigh: good mor ning mat and sub, what a beautiful day isn't it
Matissee: me no way dont know how
Brensea: liar
Matissee: if you like snow it is gal
MyCheriAmour: lol Mat shhhhh I wont tell
Matissee: lol goodie
Matissee: secrets safe with you
Gal in Raleigh: i do like sno and i am glad we got some this year, but its already 62 here
Matissee: lol gal
Matissee: zero here tonight
MyCheriAmour: uuuhuhhh kuntry gurls dont tell secrets lol
Gal in Raleigh: oh gosh
Matissee: makes note of that cheri
MyCheriAmour: lol Mat
Brensea: I will know. He will be worn out by the time he gets home
let's see.....a hooker that gets tweaked that her online slimeball is flirting in the room.....now that's what i call irony.....cant you just imagine if they were together in real life.....matis comes home....walks in on Bren servicing some other slimeball...and says
"Fucking again darling?"
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OnlineHost: *** You are in "Romance - Married". ***
OnlineHost: Check out AOL Personals for more on Relationships & Love.
Brensea: That's a first. Sparky left the room
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Brensea: How will he blog about us?
Ssrun54: hi i'm steve 59 ny lieks chat and pics :)
how can it be a first when the bitch has said this at least 5 other times when i have rebooted...just goes to show you stupid hookers can't count...no wonder her pimp got all her money
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TotinCollectible: ok ladies have a question for u.. well i guess guys can answer too.... my husband woke up this morning and I guess he had a exciting dream if you know what i mean.. well he wanted"some" and I was wayy tired. so i said cant u do it
TotinCollectible: yourself today... he got mad... is that wrong?
No, what's wrong is the fact you come into a room full of strangers as you divulge personal intimate details about your marriage and actually want said strangers to give you real advice. I'm betting if your hub saw this, he would throw your computer out the window for this stupidity. Unless you did it to get im's from the slugs in here that call themselves men.....
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ladyfiona1967: Darr*** Fhan tosed me...lmao
ladyfiona1967: Hey Bren
ladyfiona1967: Man-DEEEEEE
darrlin2014: mandi**************
Don Holmes 62649: in my opinion giving up cigarettes is worth more to a person than a college education
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darrlin2014: he did? what for?
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ladyfiona1967: cussin him out last night
Brensea: I only smoke weed
ladyfiona1967: oh and the night before
darrlin2014: wow
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ladyfiona1967: sissy boy
well well well....if i recollect properly (and if i don't i can always check the logs), Fahn has always called people assholes that tos....looks like the fuckwad is a hypocrite.....sissy boy is a bit too kind....more like pussy
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AnaisAnnais: i did see led zep in boston, a long time ago
DazndConfuzd: wow that was a long time ago
AnaisAnnais: front row
i got a 50 that says this is what caused the death of John Bonham
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OpticianAndy4u: OR I CAN SHOOT IT ON BRENS LAND SHE HAS A LOT OF PROPERTY
Bigcowboyken: what will u shoot
darrlin2014: be careful not to shoot bren , andy.
OpticianAndy4u: TARGET PRACTICE THATS ALL
OpticianAndy4u: I DONT KILL ANIMALS
Ok andy was talking about some stupid new gun he bought from russia and is speaking of where he will shoot it....read what darr says....and then his last comment.....lmaooooooooo ..true his intent may not have been that.....but how fitting.
"Look at the lumbering Wildebeest as it migrates across the southern African continent" (Marlin Perkins voice)
In females, blue wildebeest have a shoulder height of 135 cm and weigh 180 kg <THAT is a wikipedia FACT and if that don't sound like Bren, nothing does
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http://barnegat-manahawkin.patch.com/groups/announcements/p/fiy-ocean-couty
lmaooooooo looks like one of the roomies has outed andy in his local online newspaper.........regardless of their motive, you gotta give them props for tellin the townfolk the "quality" of the man who could be their neighbor or "eye care products provider"
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TypoKingMark2008: im the only person that has chit going on outside aol lol
TypoKingMark2008: im bored so im going
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ladyfiona1967: I was going to say so what go do your non aol thing jerk
here, let me say it for you fi....."so the fuck what".....he and Coca ought to get together and compare notes on how much WE DON'T FUCKING CARE
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DarkPhantom995: DarkPhantom995: ANDY IS BACK IN HERE THOUGHT HE WENT TO BED LOL BUT HE HAD TO COME BACK FROM FCKING HIS MOMMEY AND STILL TRYING TO LOOK FOR FOR PUZZY HE WILL NEVER EVER GET LOL BAHAHAHAHA
riverzz4: i think dark is rhonda
there is a time in everyone's life where they reach the pinnacle of their own intelligence, however brief the moment, however big or small it may be. Tonight was Riverzz' crescendo because this is the smartest thing i have ever seen this fucker type
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and then he gets busted in the room for it lmaoooooooooooo
OpticianAndy4u: http://www.aol.com/article/2014/03/08/missing-malaysian-airline-plane-presumed-crashed/20845657/?icid=maing-grid7%7Chtmlws-main-bb%7Cdl1%7Csec1_lnk3%26pLid%3D451930
OpticianAndy4u: shame on babz
darrlin2014: see? he posted his fakery again
darrlin2014: yah andy we know its you
OpticianAndy4u: HOW CAN IT BE ME IM NOT EVEN SIGNED ONTO ANOTHER SN
darrlin2014: you are the only one stupid enough to do that sort of immature
thing
darrlin2014: well duh
OpticianAndy4u: geeeeeeez
OpticianAndy4u: EVERYTHING GETS BLAMED ON ME AROUND HERE
darrlin2014: and how very coincidental that you are the one who found it
darrlin2014: you stupid baby
OpticianAndy4u: SO BIG DEAL ALL I DID WAS READ IT
darrlin2014: dont even try to make excuses. dolt
OpticianAndy4u: SO WHAT SO I DID IT BIGGGG DEAL U GONNA CRY? U GUYS HAVE
DONE PLENNNNNNNNNNNNNTY TO ME
darrlin2014: so much for harvard.. eh?
jerzeeegirl72: im sure the fake babz sn goes back to his master
darrlin2014: oh sure.. let me check that
darrlin2014: how crude to use a tragedy like that to foster his stupidity
darrlin2014: that's insensitive to the max
OpticianAndy4u: I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING WRONG I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT
ASIANS I DIDNT SAY I WAS GLAD IT HAPPENED AND I DIDNT MENTION ANYBODYS NAME
jerzeeegirl72: who would expect better?
OpticianAndy4u: SOOO?
darrlin2014: quit defending yourself, you pig
OpticianAndy4u: OINK OINK
jerzeeegirl72: all it shows is how much babz is getting to him..and how
pathetic he is
darrlin2014: I replied to your post
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OpticianAndy4u: hi rhonda check the comment out on this http://www.aol.com/article/2014/03/08/missing-malaysian-airline-plane-presumed-crashed/20845657/?icid=maing-grid7%7Chtmlws-main-bb%7Cdl1%7Csec1_lnk3%26pLid%3D451930
Andy is a fucking moron....he posts a comment on this article saying his name is babz and then tells the room babz posted the comment.....hey andy, very few here are as dumb as you....try again because this is a huge FAKE POST FAIL
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Crazyguy6664: i had a cleaning lasdy in her a week ago... she asked why i had to sit to pee...lol
this skeeve will stop at nothing to make his swiss cheese disease infested dick the topic of convo in the room......wtf is your cleaning lady doing watching you pee in the first place you fucking weirdo
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SpecialColt: stfu andy an move on
looks like Basss aka Ramrodddd, Furnituremover,Sterling, UltimaMale and Magnolias79 has yet another screen name with which to commiserate with skankersore......i dont think he really grasps the fact people have ways to know who he is....of course anyone who would want skankersore could never be accused of being bright
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OpticianAndy4u: SOUNDS GOOD BREN
OpticianAndy4u: STUFF^
RaniNite: hi everyone
Joe Jpk 33: Andy, Rhonda isnt going to like that
Desertangel398: could you all click Andy or im him if you want to talk to him?
Desertangel398: please n ty
Desertangel398: (lol)
Joe Jpk 33: no dess,. its more fun this way
Desertangel398: ah ok joe
Desertangel398: i'll go room hop'n then
Desertangel398: roomies******************
Joe Jpk 33: bye
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Definition of a control freak - One who won't tolerate the natural flow of room chat and dictates to the room the acceptable and non-acceptable topics of discussion and with whom one can and cannot converse. When unsuccessful in said endeavor, they then pout and leave the room. (She must have learned this tactic from Fahn)
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man,there are times i read the room and just feel so much dumber after a half hour. Anais was once again describing intimate details of THE LIFE NO ONE CARES ABOUT and was saying how sometimes "Jerry" will take her from behind when she is almost asleep......cant you just see "jerry" behind her, about ready to take the plunge and he is about to whisper in her ear....and suddenly yells "OH MY GOD THERE IS A BIG FUCKING SWOLLEN TICK IN YOUR EAR!!!!!!!!"
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Sweetforeveron: when fahn comes in .. say ... ** i heard you called kate ** .. thats why he is mad at me
babz1566: kate as in ??????
JSisME: im slow
Sweetforeveron: as in tangled
Sweetforeveron: they were b/f and g/f
Sweetforeveron: awhile ago
Dixie9500: is she still around?
babz1566: oh ?
Sweetforeveron: she is in jail
Sweetforeveron: lol
babz1566: she is with ??? now
Sweetforeveron: alex
VelpooTx: I can't believe al these aol romances lol
Sweetforeveron: erlogistic
babz1566: I can't keep up with the AOL loves
Dixie9500: someone said he dumped her???
babz1566: oh right !
Sweetforeveron: he did after she went to jail
babz1566: jail ?
Dixie9500: lol why is she in jail?
Sweetforeveron: for impersonating a woman on aol < ok bitch, you get Quote of the Day for this one....not because you whined, but because this was fucking funny.....now STFU and no more whining about it
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Brensea: My house is all mine and will stay that way
i believe you mean brothel you dumbass skank.
Can't you just see the handmade cross stitch or whatever the fuck they call it hanging up on the wall and it says...
BROTHEL SWEET BROTHEL
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MelissaT873: Andy, you are like a bad case of Herpes.....Just when we all think you are gone.....
never having experienced Herpes, i can't speak to the validity of this, but for humor's sake, i will dub this the quote of the day
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So Andy has declared his eligibility and already has a profile setup at plentyoffish....melissa posted the link in the room ...WARNING WARNING - LAUGH ATTACK AHEAD
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=70690104
The line that got me was "Non-smoker with undisclosed body type "
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
hey you dumbass mofo, you got your m$#$#$#@ F#$$#@#@# PIC on the profile....what the fuck do you mean undisclosed?!?!?!?!?!? god how stupid can one person be.....oh and by the way....lose the pic of the boat...it looks like a rancid oversized used hottub floating on water....for the love of all things holy, are you so dumb you cant understand there is NO WOMAN ALIVE that would be thrilled about spending a day on the water in something that looks like its been used to store the day's catch from the Cape every day for the last 20 years!?!?!
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naughtynnice252: was nice seeing LTSS again
Cocapebbles71: you missed him naughty?
Desertangel398: lol
naughtynnice252: I did
Desertangel398: aw
Desertangel398: (was he gone?)
Cocapebbles71: did you get him in yor loft?
Cocapebbles71: your*
HonBug1113: night all be safe and well
Cocapebbles71: nite nite bug
Desertangel398: nite hon :)
not only does she want to bore us with pasting im's from her own loft, but she is quite possessive about what men the other women loft here....why is it any of her business if he was in naughtys loft.....NO ONE CARES
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PoisonousSparrow: I would like to take this time to thank everyone for using their dishwashers because they are too lazy to wash dishes by hand .............the wasted energy and wasted water sucking the life out of our planet is GREAT!
ok so the bitch suddenly has morals about how the earth and environment should be treated, but has no qualms whatsoever about taunting and cruelly tormenting Mr Unbalanced with her words as she sucks his life savings, meager as they may be, down the toilet. What's that you say skankersore? Oh yeah, that's right....stupid me (slaps self on forehead)...it's ALL AN ACT.....gosh darn, i sure need to remember that everytime they pull one of their drama filled antics. Truth be known, she is just pissed because her fuckwad slob of a hub cant afford to buy her slimy ass a dishwasher.....i imagine their convo about that went something like this
Skankersore: honey when we going to get a dishwasher, i am sick of letting the dishes pile up for 3 weeks, then eating off paper plates for a month before i finally drag my lazy ass to the kitchen for a wash session.
Mr Sore: now bitch, i done told you this house aint setup for allowin one of them fancy lectric dishwashers. God gave you two hands and i'll be damned if all you use them for is to jerk off the neighborhood drunks.
Skankersore: we live in a trailer, trailers can have dishwashers!
Mr Sore: dammit, i tole you a dozen times, this is a lean to, some might elevate it and call it a tar paper shack, but the only reason we have power is cuz i tapped into the neighbors box with an illegal power line and that fuckin computer of urs drains half the reserve! Didn't the dirt floor give you some sort of clue?
Skankersore: ohhhhh, i thought you put a dirt floor in cuz you wanted me to mud wrassle for extra dough
Mr Sore: Well that was the original plan, but ever since you started tapping that moron for money, i didn't see the need to elevate your status with mud wrasslin. you know i have to do what i can to keep you under my thumb dumbass
Skankersore: i'm afraid i may have tapped him pert near out of cash, he's only an optician
Mr Sore: what the hell is an optician
Skankersore: fuck if i know, but i got this purdy gold cross out of him....this should bring a cool 100 bucks at the pawn shop
Mr Sore: (eyeing the gold cross with a magnifying lens) that cheap bastard!!! this is gold plated,not gold!
Skankersore: well dayum, that means i gotta be nice to him some more
Mr Sore: Well it could be worse, you could have ended up with Fitsport *lol*
Skankersore: *lol*
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Joe Jpk 33: is there ever a day in here when everybody is nice to each other?
this is rich coming from a "guy" that seems to be jacking off with one hand while he taunts andy with the other.....andy deserves the ridicule but this piece of shit is the last person in the world who should be chastising the room for anything....but then again, it's probably skankersore or one of her minions faking this name and persona too....
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deadhead53joe: that schlub has no money
SUEOHIO8: for an optician he sure cant see very well
babz1566: he had to buy the only two that will be his friend at the right price of course
moodydeedee: i dont understand this though.. a guy loves someone and he gets crucified?
DrJevago: SHE IS MARRIED
DrJevago: RHONDA IS MARRIED
moodydeedee: no wonder i have to pay on my dates
babz1566: she makes him promises he sends her money and she backs out
DisClickableMe: just like barbie... the bitch has everything, but you gotta buy her friends
DrJevago: HE WANT HER TO DIVORCE AND COME SLEEP IN HIS BED WITH THE CATS
DrJevago: RHONDA SAID NEVER TO HIM AND HE CONTINUE TO PROCEED
SUEOHIO8: andy reminds me of vanderbuilt on F troop he couldnt see a goddam thing either lol
babz1566: then he tries to OFF himself she feels bad and they do it all over again
DrJevago: ONCE BE IN HOSPITAL IT SEEM NOT ENUGH
deadhead53joe: hey loving someone is not the issue it is the endless whineing
DrJevago: SHE CAN NOT STAND HIM SO SHE SAID
moodydeedee: so a guy professes his love and they put him in a state hospital
moodydeedee: ya know.. i fellreally bad for you guys
ok i omitted the extraneous bullshit to focus on what was being said about andy and how moody is reacting to it all......don't you just love these clueless "newbies" who have no idea how much of an anchor he has been around the neck of this room and how she wants to somehow make this all our issue instead of his. Well dumbass, since you are "new" and have no idea all the other bullshit he does, then why dont you shut the fuck up until you buy a brain cell or 2.....unless maybe you are andy's........."sister"
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Brensea: Go ahead Could make fun of my spelling
Brensea: It is not my brain your interested in anyway
what brain!?!?!?!?!????????? lmao....take it down a notch or two Miss(guided) Self Esteem
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AnaisAnnais: did the room die?
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Mgdh2: not sure .. was thinking i got lost
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JPCarlojr: I was waiting to hear the rest about the poor old lady that couldn't afford heating
JPCarlojr: ok... not really
Nitetrn1: I am sure there are a few that way
AnaisAnnais: she was on the news.. and looking misserable.. bla bla
AnaisAnnais: the world is a cruel place
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Mgdh2: it can be ana
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AnaisAnnais: mmm
so let me get this straight.....this bitch has no empathy for some poor old lady who cant afford heat, but wants room sympathy for having tick infestations in her ear? then again, sounds about right since she wont even go stay with her own kid in the hospital since, well yanno....since aol chat is so fucking important....i got a 50 that says she has a mirror right beside her computer screen so she doesn't have to stop looking at herself while she flaps her beak here
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Brensea: Hi JOe
Brensea: love ya baby
Joe Jpk 33: well, actually we are typing Rhonda,. but we will talk later on
HonBug1113: kiss up Bre
Joe Jpk 33: after my dentist appt
Brensea: <flirting in front of my darling>
PoisonousSparrow: Joe ....I talk as I type
PoisonousSparrow: also
TwinpeaksGa: i think the room is full of fliters
Joe Jpk 33: weird
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PoisonousSparrow: indeed
Matissee: go for it lol i certanly do
after this snippet, i saw someone ask if bren and matis were aol coupled......now we all know hookers don't couple up, but "Miss Genital Warts of the Year - 2012" did say they were friends with benefits.....which matis seemed to try to downplay......so you women that dig this greaseball's action....just think......if you happen to be phone boning him, he is probably comparing your skills to hers....don't you feel all proud competing with a whore.....call all your friends and brag
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sweet foreveron And no fair sparky giving darr all the quotes of the week or month etc .. < eyeroll > waaaaaaaaaaaa ..
lol actually i think darr has earned two total.....but lets be real.....her imitation of andy on viagra "look ma, i'm erect!" .....instant classic....hell i was laughing the next morning on the way to work...THAT was funny shit....i dont care who you are
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Welcome back to Roominations.......
Can someone please tell me why Coca always seems to have the need to announce what men she is im'ng with, like anyone gives a flying fuck? I personally think it's a lame attempt to try and make other room women jealous that she is either lofting with the flavor of the week or some player that implies he has a little black book of room chicks.....either way its stupid as shit....and don't get me started on how piggy she is for pasting im's she has....NO ONE CARES...
ok thought number two....i am usually getting ready for work about 6-7 am and there is a recent returnee who has been coming in at that time the last week or so......here is a snip of room chat....
JUICE7JCS: <~~~~ quietly sneaks in the back door
Willard001: that was my plan for YOU, Joyce...(grin)
JUICE7JCS: yeah yeah Willis*********** you're all talk
Willard001: all talk AND a short penis..dont forget that
JUICE7JCS: and one nut too
JUICE7JCS: can't forget that
Willard001: and that
Willard001: we should get together and compare parts someday
JUICE7JCS: lol
JUICE7JCS: well, my parts are much different than yours darlin
Willard001: thats what makes it fun
JUICE7JCS: aren't ya afraid i might laugh
Willard001: they ALL do
Willard001: just dont point and laugh'
JUICE7JCS: how many have ALLready?
Willard001: i have feelins yanno
JUICE7JCS: i will stroke your feelings
ok so this juice woman was known in m1 and m4 as juicy joyce(if i recall correctly it was a name she gave herself because she seems to think her tits are just the best thing since sliced bread...i could be wrong that she was the source but either way, how fucking dumb).....hey bitch, every woman has tits, you dont own the market on that and frankly, the skeeve factor you bring to the table is a TURN OFF. Whats funny is she has been trying to get willard to meet her for years and several of her visits this last week or so, she mentions it and then whines how he wont show up....uh....take the hint??? the only difference between her and someone like skankersore is she isnt in the room as much and isnt a loony tune....
speaking of skankersore....how fucking funny is it that she removed all her sparky rants on her lifestream....i guess the blowhole realized i had her looking the fool she was with her total bullshit...
and a message to one of the messengers.....the logs you asked for showing elaines appearances late last month/early February....didn't really have substance...all she did was come in and say hi and once she said how the room hasnt changed...there was no slams i saw.....so if she did that..it may have been in an im with whoever or in another room.....also....just for the record...i dont reply to any emails to any person except one.....and she knows who she is....and contrary to popular belief, it isnt julie.....i appreciate the info sent but asking me to send logs or anything is ....well.....futile
one final thought......fitsports sudden absence sure is odd....and very telling *lol*
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ok now the next item on the list.....chucky parker. Some of you may recall fit chucky sent sweetfor an email that ended up on her blog where he categorically denies he is that name......however what he didn't deny is that his master screenname is amainecoon, which is a type of cat, not where he is located. and at one point one of those two names had a pic of a cat, presumably a maine coon. So i get sent this email yesterday (in addition to the one i got earlier this week detailing some disgustingly perv news about chucky which i alluded to on a post a couple of nights ago) and when you look at the link...its his facebook account....look at the actual name in the url....its the same as what he used for his master SN on aol...and the cat pic i believe is the same...and of course....the smoking gun....the name.....good ole chucky "i am a slimeball pervert" parker
dont know if you've seen this...look at the post he has where he is typing like hes his cat..about eating a bug and pooping on the porch..look at the comments, angie parker comment in particular, and then go to his about and look at who he has listed as "mother"...96 pictures of cats, and links for womens clothes...smh
Chucky Parker
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one of the benefits of having a blog and not talking in the room is people end up sending stuff about the weirdos in the room because they know that i like to point out the stupidity and hypocrisy of the idiots here. Now i realize many of you have already seen some of this info but am posting here for those who haven't and for the "historical record" if you will.....this is a portion of the email i received a couple weeks ago....
first link, you need to scroll down to the comments..andy is posting as alfred e newman, and wants people to not only stop tosing his posts, but write him in as president or mayor.It is a violation of his rights (cue shooting star) the more you know! and he will file suit! Im not sure who we are supposed to write in to, maybe santa, but i think its amusing that he wants president, or if not at the very least mayor.
Republicans Defeat Independents in Stafford - Government - Barnegat-Manahawkin, NJ Patch
this link I included, because well, someone is picking on andys 73 yo buddy by arresting him for theft basically. However andy is quick to point out in the comments, hes just old and slow, so he isnt guilty of greed, just sloth...they arrested him for the wrong deadly sin...poor guy.
News
i feel like i saved the best for last, in this new jersey paper from 1976, if you scroll about halfway down the page, you will see an article titled ""room service" on stage at brookdale", which i believe is right off broadway..ok i lie, its not..any way, look to the bottom of the article at the two bit players who dont really get a paragraph, just a mere mention of being in a crappy community play...oh look, the hotel doctor is played by one mr andrew fukkoff! he enjoyed this role so much, he continues it today on aol.
http://209.212.22.88/DATA/RBR/1970-1979/1976/1976.12.10.pdf
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lmaoooooooooooooooooo ok so skankersore posts this long winded diatribe on her lifestream scolding me for assuming andys attempted suicide was all fake after i point out the obvious.....so now he has a new name...is suddenly out of the hospital and lookie lookie what he says he was in the hospital for......SEEEEEEEEEE!!!! FAKE ASS M$%%^$%^$%^^$%...you would think these 2 dumbasses would at least get their stories straight....but no, too dumb and lazy to do that too.......
OpticianAndy4u: I GOT priapism FROM VIAGRA A FEW DAYS AGO ...NOT 4 ME ANYMORE
JLH987600: one said to hurry
Cocapebbles71: kevin?
DazndConfuzd: eeeee yeah ?
Ccanoe4two: oh wow andy changed his screen name
Cocapebbles71: she can do that more then once doncha know!
Cocapebbles71: :-P
Arlo Boyd 37347: SOUNDS serious Andy
babz1566: yeah again Cc
DazndConfuzd: no i doncha know
KellyBlue99: Canoe, it means he lost yet another account.
babz1566: again
Bdwyblue: hi room........male/NY
Ccanoe4two: lol
darrlin2014: and what did you need the viagra for andy.. thats the more interesting question
babz1566: Hi Blue *******
naughtynnice252: night all
KellyBlue99: LOL darr
Bdwyblue: hello babz
darrlin2014: its not like you are sex machine
OpticianAndy4u: YUP 4 DAYS IN HOSPITAL
KellyBlue99: Night naughty
babz1566: ughhhhhhhhhhh Darr you had to ask ????????
DazndConfuzd: Sup Broadway
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darrlin2014: lmao
Cocapebbles71: nite nite naughty
Bdwyblue: hello Daz
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darrlin2014: its all a lie anyway
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Arlo Boyd 37347: how embarressing would that be ?
babz1566: nothing but Darr
DazndConfuzd: Anyway Im not the type always walking around with my hand out asking myself whats in irt for me
darrlin2014: especially when one lives with their mother
DazndConfuzd: < Selfish
babz1566: LOL
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Cocapebbles71: ugh
JASON4VOORHEES2: :-)
darrlin2014: I mean really... "look Ma, Im erect!" <THIS is the absolute hands down winner of the line of the month.....cant you just see freakwad andy all excited in front of momma cuz his viagra worked? lmaooooooooooo
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Hey chucky parker....aka fit......yanno how you are always telling the room how you have "spirit"? Is that what you told those kids you used to teach? Is that what you called it? When you go to sleep at night, i want you to picture them chanting "3 Whole Days" at your fucking slime ass..... now i know why you live with mommy...you pig
stay tuned, more to come about multismiles.......
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Teri333irish: ronduh whats the latest with andy?
MIAGIRL655: i am good,,,hi flower
PoisonousSparrow: well I talked to him this morning
Mik9073r: hi, 61/m/ny
Teri333irish: and
PoisonousSparrow: and he said hes staying in for about a week he thinks
Teri333irish: really?
PoisonousSparrow: yes
Teri333irish: wow
PoisonousSparrow: and then he wants me to come see him after he gets out
PoisonousSparrow: :-\
Teri333irish: does he sound like hes lil better?
PoisonousSparrow: yes much better ..each day
Teri333irish: thats good
PoisonousSparrow: if only he would concentrate on getting well instead of on
me
Teri333irish: does he take anything for depression?
PoisonousSparrow: Im sure they got him on something ...I didnt ask
Tonya 13496945: lmfao @ "getting well"....the man has some serious issues
PoisonousSparrow: none of my business
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Teri333irish: i meant before this
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PoisonousSparrow: how would I know
DrJevago: RHONDA, YOU MUST BACK OFF FROM THIS CASE WOMAN
Tonya 13496945: He is a nutcase
PoisonousSparrow: stfu Tonya
Teri333irish: well he tells you things doesnt he?
DrJevago: THIS IS NOT SAFE FOR YOU TO PROCEED FURTHER IN ANY COMMUNICATION
WITH HIM
PoisonousSparrow: youre an idiot
DrJevago: ALL CALLS ARE RECORDED IN HOSPITAL
DrJevago: OPEN YOUR EYES GIRL
Tonya 13496945: LMFAO @ the married whore calling me an "idiot"
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PoisonousSparrow: youre a HUGE idiot
Teri333irish: well i dont wish anyone to want to kill themselves so
hopefully he gets it together
PoisonousSparrow: thats what I say
DrJevago: THE POLICE ARE INVOLVED IN THIS CASE AND YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE
PART OF IT
DarkPhantom995: PoisonousSparrow: if only he would concentrate on giveing
me some cock maybe i would be alot hornier for him
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DrJevago: END ALL CALLS
OnlineHost: Mik9073r has left the room.
DrJevago: BLOCK YUR PHONE NUMBER FROM HIM TO CALL YOU
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PoisonousSparrow: stfu Dr ...Im not going to abandon a friend
PoisonousSparrow: mind your own business
DrJevago: CLOSE YOUR YMCA CLUB
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PoisonousSparrow: close your mouth
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Tonya 13496945: PoisonousSparrow: stfu Dr ...Im not going to abandon a man
I used, made fun of, and strung along
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DrJevago: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ABANDON
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DarkPhantom995: PoisonousSparrow: stfu Dr ...Im not going to abandon a
man I used, made fun of, and strung along
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PoisonousSparrow: Tonya ......when Andy and I picked on each other in here
....I was normally on the phone with him at the time
ladyfiona1967: Morning
DrJevago: ARE YOU THE SOCIAL SERVICE OF THE STATE OF NJ ?
CARA MlA 1: Gm FI**
PoisonousSparrow: laughing
Samiam4432: (((lady)))
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PoisonousSparrow: you are an idiot and dont know shit
ladyfiona1967: Sami***...what are you doing here so early?
Tonya 13496945: and we were laughing at how stupid you two acted...so whats
your point?
MIAGIRL655: terri,,,lol,,,,how are u
Samiam4432: i went to bed at like 430 am and my body was done sleeping i
guesss
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ladyfiona1967: oh ok
PoisonousSparrow: and we laughed at how stupid you are to believe everything
in a chatroom
ladyfiona1967: no work last night?
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PoisonousSparrow: shit fer brains
DrJevago: YOU CAN NOT HELP HIM ANY LONGER, YOU ARE NOT THE EXPERT ON HIS
ISSUES
Tonya 13496945: and we laughed at how stupid you two thought we believed everything you two liars said
ok, i want everyone to read the end of this where skankersore once again ADMITS she and Andy LIE in the room for laughs.....and if you truly believe that Andy is in any shape or form in any kind of hospital, then leave this pier right now and NEVER COME BACK because anyone that believes anything they say is a fucking moron.....plus, if he is in the hospital, then why has his screen name been parked here since Friday morning of last week. It hasn't left once.....which means that name is logging the hell out of the room.....no one who goes to a hospital is going to have their name left in the chat room, the police would remove the PC for evidence if he had truly threatened suicide and had to be committed, especially if the call for help came from someone else that knew him through the fucking computer!! for fucks sake skankersore...if you are going to lie, at least try to be good at it! this is what i call a SUICIDE FAIL
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Teri333irish: ram i just read sparkys blog, ...you're ultimatemale?
PoisonousSparrow: teri ( kissy kisses )
Teri333irish: eeww stop
PoisonousSparrow: lol
Ramroddd13386210: so they say, lol
no, i dont say, AOL says(and its UltimaMale1 , not ultimatemale).....you share the same master Screen name as all the other names i listed on the post a couple of days below on the blog....i'm not the creator of FACTS, just the reporter.....so try to laugh it off all you want, it doesnt make it any less true....Basss
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ok is it just me....or does there seem to be something fucked up in an ironic sorta way that a man with this kind of screen name comes in trying to pick up a woman in a chat room....doesn't it just make you wanna pop him in the face and say hey fuckwad, who put the 2 in your WeR1.....dumbass
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Sapporosoft08: helo married f 40s here
We2R1inspirit: hello sapporo
Sapporosoft08: helo we
We2R1inspirit: how was your day
Sapporosoft08: so far so good
We2R1inspirit: you didn't stay long in the older mens room
We2R1inspirit: happy to hear that
We2R1inspirit: is that Sapporo Japan?
Sapporosoft08: i was born there
We2R1inspirit: really, cool
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We2R1inspirit: most of the women from there are very pretty
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We2R1inspirit: the whole country,
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We2R1inspirit: what stae you in?
We2R1inspirit: state*^^
We2R1inspirit: have a good one
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Karenmca7: ((((((river)))))
DazndConfuzd: Do not spoil it
DazndConfuzd: Yet*
DIZZYNAN: I wonder what we would all soun like if we could hear each other
ladyfiona1967: sami I have noticed that too
Cocapebbles71: i would never send you pic out without you oking it
Evilone2980: me too sami!
DazndConfuzd: me don't
Cocapebbles71: I think you sent it to julie too though
Karenmca7: nan ever see vas on here anymore?
ladyfiona1967: Nan I have heard you and I think you heard me too right?
riverzz4: humorous women are sexy to me,cept phyllis diller
newyorkciteee: ty coca
riverzz4: shes a 4 am babe
DIZZYNAN: Karen
DIZZYNAN: you are a trouble maker
Brulnlady: lol river
ladyfiona1967: Karen look in the 40's love room
ladyfiona1967: go now he is in there
DIZZYNAN: if you are obsessed with him
Karenmca7: How
DIZZYNAN: go
Cocapebbles71: ((((((Steveo)))))))))) the tease!
InocentPrincesss: (((((((((steve))))))))))))))
DIZZYNAN: that was sooo months ago
DazndConfuzd: Why Phillis Diller, why not Lucille Ball
Karenmca7: no im not at all
YallieRevisited: BethO******* am not
Evilone2980: (((((steve))))))
riverzz4: hi kandice
Cocapebbles71: pfft
YallieRevisited: Robbi************
DIZZYNAN: then dont worry about it
ladyfiona1967: Yallie***
DIZZYNAN: email him
YallieRevisited: Evil**********
Karenmca7: hi steve o
YallieRevisited: Chelle***
Brulnlady: hi yallie
DIZZYNAN: hi yallie
YallieRevisited: Karen Hiya *******
Gentjim069: humor can be a turn on for sure...especially sarcasm...intelligence is sexy to me
YallieRevisited: hi Dizz
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YallieRevisited: Hi Bru
Cocapebbles71: wow jim you will like a few in here then!
DIZZYNAN: lol fiona
Karenmca7: no stop being so sarcastic nan
Cocapebbles71: :-D
InocentPrincesss: <---dumb and dry wit
DIZZYNAN: Karen
InocentPrincesss: sigh
DIZZYNAN: you are obsessed with him
DIZZYNAN: so email him
ladyfiona1967: Nan I went into the 40's love room the other day and he was there
YallieRevisited: whats the subject du jour
DIZZYNAN: and stop asking me about him lol smh
Karenmca7: I am not at all you ared
DIZZYNAN: lollllllllll fiona
Gentjim069: dry wit is not dumg, inocent
InocentPrincesss: i dont know....i just throw out random comments
DIZZYNAN: I am farrrrrrr from it
riverzz4: i like a woman with 44 double d's perfect ass,and dumba as a rock
YallieRevisited: lol k Robbi
Gentjim069: er dumb
DIZZYNAN: I dont mention his name everrrr
riverzz4: someone once told me that
DIZZYNAN: that was monthssssssss ago
DazndConfuzd: I have two empty Diet pepsi cans to my right and on my 3rd within 3 hours
DIZZYNAN: now go email him
Cocapebbles71: i didnt know you liked me river!!
Karenmca7: who cares click you
Evilone2980: lol
InocentPrincesss: <---doesnt fit rivers image
DIZZYNAN: and stop obsessing aabout him
DIZZYNAN: and stop obsessing aabout him
newyorkciteee: lol coca?
Cocapebbles71: lol yes
riverzz4: you could never be that robbie
DIZZYNAN: karen I thought you seemed normal
newyorkciteee: dumb as a rock?
InocentPrincesss: lol
DIZZYNAN: CLICK
riverzz4: your in a class by yourself,wink
Cocapebbles71: i can be <wink>
YallieRevisited: im totally lost
newyorkciteee: i dont get that vibe from you
JLH987600: < the normal one
DazndConfuzd: u studdring over there nance ? ( aabout ) him
YallieRevisited: lol Beth
Evilone2980: me too
DIZZYNAN: yallie
Gentjim069: beth you are way beyond that
i have to admit, I, like many, had occasions where Dizz was the room equivalent of having a rock in one's shoe.....irritating as hell.....but i have to give credit here......clap clap clap.......anyone that can make karen look the true and utter fool she is deserves applause.....
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DazndConfuzd: I can be pretty good about being an unwanted guest ya know
yeah we know...we're glad you're finally realizing this.....now the next step after admitting you have a problem....is leaving...and all we ask is that you don't remember the coming back part
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Thursday, Feb 20
On Sweetfor's blog he posts -
Tommy Ringo 7 No more arguing about him. After 5 years I have realized he is an individual seeking attention in a desperate way. Well, he can have yours and anyone else that feeds his desperate attention disorder. I am through with him.
Saturday, Feb 22
In the room he types -
Tommy Ringo 7: Michael? I am drunk, not on drugs like you---I have never sent out nude pics> were your drunk, or on drugs?
Tommy Ringo 7: Michael--shall I continue
Tommy Ringo 7: most people are drunk to send out nudes--he was sober: since 1991--ask him
Tommy Ringo 7: you maye ask why I do this on here---because he hid his response on a hidden blog
So in just 2 short days, he does a complete 180 after his "newfound wisdom". Tommy, i think this is what they call being bipolar, not to mention total obsession. What's wrong Tommy, did michael do someone you got rejected by? Your mom perhaps? (sorry Michael, i had to go there just for the cringe effect). You are one sick puppy and if i had to guess, you're on some kind of narcotic because this type of paranoid obsession is usually accompanied by daily meth or heroin use. Based on the pic i saw of Tommy, i say meth with a beer gut.
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LiL irysh fairy: Typing on a blog is no different than typing it in here
LiL irysh fairy: Just, ignore it
LiL irysh fairy: If you have time to blog about a chatroom, you have time to donate your time to better use. Go work in a soup kitchen for a day
ok i was skimmin logs (a task that takes just a few minutes per log with my fancy dancy software) and i came across this from late january......this bitch completely contradicts herself here......first she equates typing on a blog as being the same as typing it in the room....and that's actually correct...there is no difference....it doesnt make me any different or weird just because i type it here.....then she makes the last comment about donating time......hey moron...YOU are in a fucking chatroom typing....so why dont YOU go donate YOUR time in a soup kitchen....personally i have no desire to pour soup into a bowl where the majority of people being served there would rather drink a fifth or more of booze a day and being pussies about real life instead of having the courage to do what it takes to stay sober and productive
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And the astute observation of the week goes to.......
darrlin2014: and why does anais always do the enter and leave thing several times.. to make sure we see her?
Yep, that is EXACTLY why anais does it.....the bitch is so attention hungry, she probably crashes weddings just so she can stand up and say "i do" when the minister asks if anyone has an objection to the man and woman being married.
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lmaoooooo elaine just cant seem to accept i dont give a flying fuck what she says....i will do and say what i want when i want.....here is more from her lifestream....
One of these days Sparky it will catch up to you. Anyone who goes out of their way to opine like a jack ass is not only scum but pathetic what they say to people's lives. Little man hiding behind a screen who is nothing but a Pu**y at best.
so anyone who has an opinion is a jackass? because i certainly don't go out of my way. in fact.....time wise i spend less than 20 minutes a day, on average, opining at the pier...i bet you spend twice that slathering on that god awful eye makeup that makes you look like one of the bleacher section choices in Brensea's House of Whores. And the word is pussy, not pu**y.....bitch.
6 years of married logs???? 6 years????? How pathetic are you keeping logs for 6 years.Who does that? Must be boring in your little pissy dumbsh*t world. Try going outside and hug a tree. You might be half a decent man but you're not.
Wow, do you have a hearing problem? Yes, 6 years.....kinda freaks you out to know i can go back that far in time and find out what other names you have used in the room huh. Who does that? I do that.....i don't need validation from anyone else....and if i am the only one on aol who has logged for that long, it doesn't change a thing....but i'm guessing i have plenty of company.......and if i had to be decent based on your standards, i would rather be an asshole....because you are total scum
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This morning before i went to work about 7 am...i had emailed myself to post some of the andy and skankersore chat where she was now starting to respond to his pathetic ass and i was basically going to make a prediction that this is just the first step in an oft repeated pattern of yet another reconciliation. By the time i got home, they were ganging up on babz and talking like nothing had ever happened....so as has happened at least 5-6 other times in the last year, i am sure they will suddenly be together once again. I know several of you know how fake this all is and how scripted etc.......so i think it's important for everyone else to understand that this is all for show....as if they think are giving some academy award winning performances with all their drama. It's about as moronic as it gets, but thing is, it's very very easy to do "identity theft" online...i.e..assume someone else's identity....you dont even have to know that person or much about them to "be" them. It's very easy to fake IP numbers and hide your real location in the world....there is free software available for that very purpose. i am positive there is a man out there with the name that is supposed to be andy and i am sure he is probably an optician....but this person who claims to be him in this room is not him....no one that has any education whatsoever could be as stump of a tree dumb as he is here. And i am sure there is someone with the name out there that skankersore claims to be as well, but this person isnt her.....if i had to guess.....this all smells like shit that would be created by the likes of Gail Fondriest aka notasgoodasbe4....and skank personified Catherine Muir aka TangledJewels and whatever other stupid names she uses. They made a career out of pulling shit like this in m1....gail even admitted they used to make guy sounding screennames and get the room women to im them and then use the info against those same women. Regardless of who these people really are....this scene will be repeated over and over again because they are trying to ruin the chat room.....now on to the info below
UltimaMale1: Babz can "PROVE" everything she said about you optical boy, it's all documented an was put in room for all to see
babz1566: <~ Married to a real MAN
NeoBG: Dixie *****************
HonBug1113: (((((((Neo))))))
MALEMORON: hi ya neo
babz1566: who would want a loser like ANDY the FAKE
NeoBG: <~ saw Babz' husband in M4M room
NeoBG: Hon ****************
NjOpticianAndy4u: NO MATTER WHAT U DO BABZ YOU WILL NEVER EVER BE ABLE TO SEPERATE RHONDA AND I
PoisonousSparrow: lol'ing @ ultima ...now I know why they think you are Dr J
i never thought he was Dr J....i always knew he was Basss aka Dave...you know, the one who was(is?) with Angie that has the Sxy screenname....his master SN is daveandevelyn and he is also that Ramrodddd name and Furnituremover and Sterling something or other and Magnolias79 and who knows how many others....and he has his nose so far up skankersore's butt his head is full of shit
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You have nothing good going for you Sparky. Let's face it if you had this woman of class you speak of you wouldn't be tapping keys. You couldn't find one good thing for yourself even if you looked into a kid's eyes. Karma is a B*TCH.
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Once again my name in Sparky's mouth from a pic being sent. Life must suck being homebound d*pshit because you have nothing else going for you. Do you even go out and let's see breathe fresh air. What a**hole sits in a room 24/7 trashing mostly crap
With all the room and other blog stuff going on, this almost seems anticlimactic, but apparently Jabba the Hut aka Elaine1979innj is still yammering on about my involvement in pointing out what a fake ass bitch she is. Oh Elaine, just because i don't publicize my life and all the crisis the way you do doesn't mean i don't have what i claim to have. You wouldn't understand class if it smacked you upside the head and said "pay attention bitch". As julie said on her own lifestream, you are a bit late in reacting, but fyi...i am not homebound...i have a good job that keeps me busy....which is why i LOG....you do understand the concept yes? a log records the room chat so it can be referenced anytime. i have 6 plus years of married room logs....and i have NEVER read one from start to finish. However my super duper fancy dancy feature loaded software can find lots of shit for me...FAST. I dont actually sit at the computer 24/7...i mean my god, i have to sleep yanno.......but you are right about the trashing crap part.....you are a big pile of that yourself....so keep flapping those big ass platypus lips you have as you spew your shit....as i said about Fitsport....its great entertainment
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Tommy Ringo 7: post my name
ok.....its keystone9905 you piece of shit fuckwad.....there, you happy? now make that goddamn fucking call you keep speaking of or shut the fuck up you greasy pig
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fitsport156: okay, here's the capstone: me: brilliant, wonderful, stupendous, outstanding, perfect, delightful, intriguing, scintillating, entertaining, interesting, captivating and just flat out the greatest man any of you will ever meet:)
this was 20 minutes after he told the room he collects candles...and even has a candle in the shape of a cocker spaniel....,.yes....a cocker spaniel......if the fucker was smarter and could think fast on his feet, he coulda made one in the shape of his dead maine coon cat Snuggles....then he could have pretend cat dog fights ....the flames of each candle threatening to melt the other as he makes growl and hiss noises
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looks like Chucky Parker is in what Sallty calls "cover my tracks" mode.....and after i finished laughing at his email on the other blog, i read some of today's room events..
PauIDOM1: If your other name is "amainecoon" does that mean you're a pussy?
jerzeeegirl72: right cause you have smiley faces to use
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RAZORSEDGE321: the americans are skateing right now for a gold medal
Teri333irish: no it means hes a maine coon
jerzeeegirl72: right darr
fitsport156: no...that means we had a maine coon cat that passed away in
2005 at the age of 17 and a half
OnlineHost: DesBee has entered the room.
PauIDOM1: :-! <<<<<Fk off emoticon
so educate me oh master marathoner, if you are single, never having even been on a date or remotely touched a woman in an intimate way, then exactly who is "we" ? Don't tell me that at the age of 38ish that you still live with mommy (although that would explain the Chucky part). The only people that say we in context to something like this are people with some sort of signficant other......and nutjobs who have those pesky voices in their heads......so which one is it Chucky, you little pussy....does mommy still tuck you in at night? and of course AFTER he did this slip up he had to give a whole background story of the cat and how it ended up with mommy......
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man i tell ya, i thought i was good at finding shit on people online, but after what a couple of you have sent me regarding Andy, the optician, i realize i am more of an intern than detective. Although some of the andy stuff has already been posted in the room, i will be providing links to all of that here soon so everyone can snoop to their heart's content, even the ones who claim they never read blogs or this blog (funny how they feel the need to constantly say that in the room when the blogs are the topic....if it were true, they wouldn't feel the need to constantly reassure the room they have no idea what is being talked about....and if it is true, ok so what....many people DO read the blogs and do you really think anyone gives a fuck if you dont? ).
so....all you Columbo's out there in AOL land...you probably already know that fitsport's master Screen name is amainecoon and on spokeo, that comes back to a name Chucky Parker (go figure a weirdo in his late 30's calls himself Chucky, what are you, 5?) so any PUBLIC online info you can find out i will be happy to detail here as long as this moron insists on invading the room and spewing his bullshit.....
Unfortunately, i think i just gave A&E an idea for yet another crappy reality show.......Chucky Parker, Marathoner at Large.....it's motto would be "The only show that makes Duck Dynasty look worthy of an Emmy"
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It's not even noon on Sunday and we already have the line of the week.....
PauIDOM1: Opinions are like buttholes Fit.....and you ARE one!
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fitsport156: yo yo check it out yall so I am wit all da chickies in da married room/lotta people are speaking them words of gloom/but now I see my fly sweet pixie/that honey comb o love named dixie/yeah dixie sweet from north to south/but she
fitsport156: married so I gotta shut my mouth aw yeah
this should be on a poster at every school in america with a warning in all caps -
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ONE DOES SERIOUS DRUGS......AND RUNS 22 MILES EVERY WEEKEND
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HonBug1113: there are 29 people in here and only 6 of us are talking
well bitch, we are all ecstatic to see that you know how to do fucking math....but putting that aside....wtf does it matter how many are talking? if the room isnt even full, then it doesn't mean there's a bunch of paul harveys waiting right outside the room door ready to give us witty banter and commentary if they could only just get in....and even if there were 36, the people not talking have every bit the right to be in the room as your dumb ass and they can talk when the fuck they want to talk, not when you tell them to do so......bitch. Besides, if a room poll was done, i highly doubt you would rank even in the top 20 of the most interesting roomies to converse with.....hell eyedoc would probably be higher on the list than you......ok that was mean, but sometimes, truth hurts..... have a nice day!
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ok i just finished reading the fit/Vachat "fight"..... my fucking ribs hurt from laughing so much.....but i will persevere and share my thoughts....
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fit cant do math.....va cant run marathons....but fit can suuuuuure run like a mofo.....he must be running out all that little man syndrome anger
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fitsport156: dixie and fiona...sorry...hello to you both...I had a battle on my hands
this is one total whack job.....a battle on my hands???? this punk wouldn't have lasted a day on the beaches of Normandy....what a fucking pussy
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fitsport156: sweet, it's personal...he walks 21 miles a week...a WEEK/..I do that at least on the WEEKEND
VaChatGuy46: fits, sure you do
VaChatGuy46: lol
VaChatGuy46: every weekend
Sweetforeveron: Va ? fit is a virgin so he has to walk off his sexual frustration
ladyfiona1967: he doesn't have a woman what else does he have to do?
lmfgdaoooooooo....and the line of the week goes to ladyfi.....but the one below gets honorable mention
michael381983: fitsport156: okay, chat people, I do not care about popularity or personality, since I cant even buy them
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fitsport156: do you? you freaking eat coast SOB? you are from virginia....what was the last serious athlete to come from there...you are all snow driven fatties
ok lightbulb moment here.....he has slammed the east coast peeps half a dozen times by now....it all makes sense.....fit was rejected by a slightly overweight female from Richmond who gained said weight during a week long snowstorm who only walked twice a week and questioned the athletic prowess of marathon runners versus ...say.....all other athletes
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fitsport156: dixie? cover your eyes please:)
fitsport156: I am about to get meaner
CNN is reporting that seismologists have detected an earthquake measuring 4.9 on the richter scale. The epicenter was located in the Romance - Married chat room located on AOL servers........in the fattie state of Virginia....the cause was apparently attributed to the whole chat room shaking in fear . One seismologist was quoted as saying "those fucking east coasters can't even do an earthquake right"
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VaChatGuy46: fits, do most people believe you when you lie about your running
VaChatGuy46: Yes, I know an IRON man
lmao....ok am i the only one that pictured the opening to the Black Sabbath song with the words now saying "I KNOW IRON MANNNNNNN" right before ozzy rips into the lead verse?
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fitsport156: dixie but I have to.....my running is what I do ..and I am pretty freaking good
fitsport156: and I will defend it with my life...you hear that virginia???!!!
man this guy makes me hallucinate i swear......this time....its like he is some skinny punk ass wide receiver on the opposing team mouthing off on the field in Remember the Titans.....cant you hear his whiny snarling "you hear THAT virginia!?!?"
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fitsport156: you know...I will be the 5'9" 167 guy NOT SCARED
fitsport156: just saying
fitsport156: and MEAN
fitsport156: EXTREMELY upset
fitsport156: why?
fitsport156: I want the war
fitsport156: but my reputation and honor is
fitsport156: he's telling me and others I am a liar
fitsport156: and I have not lied about a thing
fitsport156: but I am willing to die for my honor
fitsport156: to die for it
fitsport156: you know what...I am going to go before I explode. Fiona, Dixie, Coca, Sweet
fitsport156: warm wishes
whoa dude....this is a FUCKING GODDAMNED CHAT ROOM MORON.....quit going all Full Metal Jacket on us and chill out little man....you are just a little pussy who got his ass kicked one time too many on the playground and now you have the grenade in your hand and your hand on the pin......keep it up....if nothing else its sheer entertainment for entertainment's sake
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ok all in all, that's the best laughs i have had in weeks.....vachat was just as much an asshole but fits was more mental....and on aol, mental sells..... but one last thought......watching Fitsport and VaChat fight makes one realize you don't give a fuck who "wins" the fight just as long as they beat the shit out of each other....
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TooMnyBeers1: Sparky is jealous of my huge cock
TooMnyBeers1: i think is why he writes bout me
Lmao, i just read sweet's blog and saw this....so let me get this straight.....i am jealous of a dick that has a dick that doesn't work....how, you ask, do i know it doesn't work? because his girlfriend Felicia used to come in the Married 1 room when he lived with her and BITCH about the fact she couldn't get laid because he has a limp dick, so think again schnoz nose!
I actually pity this man because all he can talk about is his manjunk and his alcoholism.....imagine this guy being your dad, or husband.....makes the skin crawl dont it?
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fitsport156: my sweetie?? what sweetie?
fitsport156: I have never had a girlfriend
fitsport156: why would I lie about THAT
fitsport156: that gets me a lot of flak from men and women when I say that
fitsport156: why would I lie about that
fitsport156: 38? I am almost 40
fitsport156: I am 39
fitsport156: *lol*
fitsport156: *lol*
fitsport156: no marriage..no sex
fitsport156: right...but sometimes you just KNOW. And you don't need sex to know it...
fitsport156: THAT is the one you should marrt
fitsport156: marry:)
fitsport156: marriage=romance if you are friends first before dating then before courting then before engaging before marrying
fitsport156: :)
fitsport156: if you rush the process, sure it makes no sense
so if he has never had a girlfriend and never had sex, then how the fuck did he become such an expert on how to know who the right one is......this is like the guy at Bitcoin that was arrested for money laundering trying to tell Fort Knox how to manage the gold supply
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AnaisAnnais: some dudes they wont stop the im's
InocentPrincesss: lmfaoooooooooooooo suz
HollowWnd: but I didn't say it.
Dixie9500: lol
AnaisAnnais: even though u say no
and apparently neither will you, you piece of shit whiny ass.....its really easy to say no, JUST DON'T OPEN THE IM MORON!!! or would that be too.....mmmmm....non dramatic for you
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jerzeeegirl72: not yours of course rhonda, its too old
EyeDocAndy101: NO TODAY I MOP THE FLOORS OF A HOMELESS SHELTER
PoisonousSparrow: lol
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DisClickableMe: wow, Jerz... you just made my shorts twitch
jerzeeegirl72: lmaooo
and FINALLY Andy admits what he really does for a living.....it explains the crappy ass sofa, the boat that looks like a Gilligans Island reject and a gun collection the NRA would pay 100 grand to have destroyed out of embarrassment alone.....
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just when i thought my BULLSHIT ALERT! BULLSHIT ALERT! couldn't go off any louder than it did on the "i lost my job because an aol roomie sent the log to my boss" crock of crap.....this idiot comes in and does this...
Lngswtkiss: i am in no mood for the weirdo
Lngswtkiss: how many tylenol does it take to over dose any one know
Lngswtkiss: my so called husband and only cause ihavent applied for divorce yet took 150
Lngswtkiss: but he is still alive
Lngswtkiss: tylenol
Lngswtkiss: not as scary as it will be if he spends some time in JAIL for abusing my 3 daughters i just found that out this weekend
Lngswtkiss: no i dont want to spend my life in jail
Lngswtkiss: and i need to see him pay for what he did before he dies
ok so you just found out the man you have been married to did this....just this weekend...its barely early evening on Sunday...and you feel the need to not only come in and chat in a chatroom...but tell everyone about it.....what the fuck kind of crappy ass mother are you that you aren't with your girls giving them comfort from aforementioned abuse!?!?!? whats that? it isnt true??? thought so...fucking idiot....and if it is, then you probably were sitting in a chatroom whining about your marriage and fam while he was doing it behind ur back
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babz1566: look what I found .... http://www.mate1.com/profiles/EyeDocAndy (Keyword to: http://www.mate1.com/profiles/EyeDocAndy)
babz is a regular sherlock holmes.....but i am bettin once she saw that pic she had wished she never clicked on the link.....that rug looks like its still alive...sucking his puny brain out the top o his head
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Well well well....just as some of us have suspected...it looks like glfjlfmef and MuirC4 are in the thick of all this fakery and made up drama.....just as they always did in married 1 and married 4......how fucking pathetic
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EyeDocAndy101: WELL SHE LOST HER JOB BECAUSE SOMEONE FROM HERE SENT A TRANSCRIPT TO HER BOSS
lmaooooo.....lmaoooooooooooooo....LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...OK THIS is the absolute KNEE SLAPPER of the month......this is the same thing as saying the police are going to bust someone for a room paste someone else sent......hey you fucking morons, if you are going to make up lies about her fake job, at least make it half ass realistic....there is no job in the world that is worth having that would fire someone for what an anonymous screenname would send them from a fucking chat room......miss skank has spent over a year trying to prove how smart she is.....god.....the dumbery of this makes me want to dip my head in molten steel and ensure every brain cell is obliterated just so i wont have to remember the level of dumbness i was surrounded by
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Welcome back to Roominations -
I was tempted to go into the Neoville room tonight just to see how long it would take them to notice me and thus, bolt me, but just as i was clicking to enter the room, i realized they were probably in the middle of another round of event planning for the "get together"....and it dawned on me that as preoccupied as they are planning that "exclusive" event (seriously, how many more times do we have to hear who is going to be in what cabin??), that it would take them FOREVER to notice my presence.....so in the interest of self preservation, i bailed like a motherf$#$#$#$ and headed back home to Married....
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Candidate for Stupidest Comment of the Month (including all the fake drama from the fake doctor and his ilk)
Cocapebbles71: well hollow he was jus kidding,, neo is neo he has NO control of his fingers at times
Imagine if this applied to everyone in life...
"Charles Manson is Charles Manson he has NO control of his murderous rage at times"
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lmao ok i got a link mailed to me showing Elaine's bebo....the link is below and then some snippets i found humorous....
bebo.com - Profile from Elaine
"OK DOPEY MEN LEAD BY THEIR "THINGS," YOU WANT TO MAKE A GOOD GIRL TURN BAD BUT IN A GOOD WAY? YOU WANT THAT LONG HOT STEAMY SEX TRIP? GO ALL THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM TO MY "BLOG," AND READ HOW TO GET A GOOD GIRL TO TURN BAD BUT IN A GOOD WAY"
So.....apparently this bitch fancies herself as some kinda online Sue Johanson, telling men what to do to keep the ladies wanting more.....but what really cracked me up is how she called her bebo page her blog.....didn't she spend hours ridiculing sweetfor and myself for having blogs???? Hey you fuckin hypocrite, eat shit!
"I am VERY VERY VERY happily married. This profile is not made up to deter my husband that I am not. My husband is my love, life, soul and is TRULY MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD:
On the surface, this comment may seem sweet and oh so loyal...but riddle me this....how would someone who is so happy and so loyal have it even cross their mind to say the profile is not made up to deter her husband.....that sounds more like someone who had the idea to deter her husband and feels the need to DETER THAT!!
"I appreciate blunt honesty with a comical twist."
Really?? Really??????????????????? are you fucking kidding me???? i have been nothing but BRUTALLY HONEST and some even find me humorous.......you want honesty? your a g%#$%$# moth#@$$@@$$ NUTJOB!!!!
"Did Elaine just say a man who can cook??? YES I DID. The key is don't let her know you are using a crock pot. Get a platter and when it is done put it on the platter like you cooked it from scratch. They don't give a flying rat's ass what you cook as long as you cook for them."
lmaoooooo ok so let me get this straight......they don't care what you cook for them as long as you cook for them, but they don't want shit cooked in a crock pot????? wtf?????? i am picturing a menu item in an imaginary Elaine's restaurant "Braised Flying Rat on a Skewer - Enjoy this rodentary delicacy seared to a light crisp and then cooked to the tenderest of morsels in the finest covered pots known to man, but not crockpots!"
"They say the serving size is 6 but I say it is barely for two. Increase it if you want."
Elaine, i am not one to poke fun at people's physical attributes, even i could stand to drop some pounds.....but since you are just a total lying bitch, all i have to say to this is...after the most recent pic i saw of you standing out in front of that house, you probably need to rethink what you call a serving size
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the other night, fitsport was detailing for the room how he always declines invites from married women to attend functions and added that the husbands know and will also be in attendance(most people call this friends asking another friend to a party, dinner, etc....)......and even went so far as to say how the husbands will reaffirm the invite to him often. Now his reason for sharing all this was to "prove" he has "respect" for married women and their husbands, to show he is somehow pure and doesn't want to be a wedge in their relationship (and let's not forget he has spirit *lol* *lol* *lol*).....but with his narcissism, i think its exactly the opposite.....because in what he thinks is a sneaky way of saying it, what he is really saying is there is a big risk that these same married women would be so taken with him and his fucking spirit, that he would just be downright irresistible, hub in attendance or not. Hey douchewad, the reason they are inviting you isn't because the wife wants to take you into the broom closet and play touchy feely....its because they see how pathetic and alone you are and are trying to set you up with some wallflower friend who is turning 40 next year and has never had a man.....what they fail to see is hooking you up with her would STILL mean she has never had a man
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Rodneynorespect3: lisa? stop teasing dang it and send pics lol
LisaHopkins44: lol rodney look on profile
Rodneynorespect3: ok brb let me check out lisa lol
Rodneynorespect3: lisa? fibber no pic on there lol
LisaHopkins44: there is several pics on there
Rodneynorespect3: not on my profile lol
LisaHopkins44: on mine
LisaHopkins44: silly
Rodneynorespect3: i checked from in here and its not :(
Brensea: Nope Lisa. It said no phots uploaded yet
LisaHopkins44: is too
LisaHopkins44: lol
LisaHopkins44: gawd
Brensea: photos
LisaHopkins44: yes there is
Rodneynorespect3: see? im not the only one lol
i dont know what all the fuss is about.....all she has to do is say "Rodney? You know that Chick-Fil-A commercial showing the cow singin in the shower? that's me in all my glory.....i bet u want me to back my thang up dontcha....cmon old man....say it...make me moo you m%#$##$##f#RRR#"
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fitsport156: *lol* from hereon out I am drafting up friendship contracts so people don't get weird..and switch. Only a few of you are exempt
fitsport156: *lol*
you gotta wonder how many times this guy has had his ass kicked in life....vegas has the current over/under at 128
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AnaisAnnais: i am crying
OnlineHost: RockyRaccoon1411 has left the room.
Heavens Gate77: while you cry, im gonna get the second part of my dinner. carry on
michael381983: Checked into his room, only to find Gideons Bible
AnaisAnnais: my daughter, she run out of a "so totallly protectect house".. after refusing
Glfpar72: rocky you met your match.........
AnaisAnnais: to take her meds, and she almost got run over by a car.. now she is in the Hospital
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AnaisAnnais: and, i am gonna take her away from this country ,.
AnaisAnnais: i am crying
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zenified3: and yet you sit here?
zenified3: I call BS
michael381983: is that a country western song?
AnaisAnnais: u dont know, zen
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AnaisAnnais: she is way far away
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zenified3: I know you are always saying something is wrong.
AnaisAnnais: nothing i can do but go and see her tomorrow
zenified3: you should go tonight
zenified3: like now
AnaisAnnais: ok..
michael381983: it's ONLY a DAY away
zenified3: why would you wait until tomorrow?
michael381983: she has to do her nails and hair first
Pbebdec: if it were my daughter i'd run to the hospital
AnaisAnnais: I couldnt even drive in the dark wooden area that I live.. right now
zenified3: same here, Pb
zenified3: then I would have someone drive me
michael381983: or call a cab
Pbebdec: call a taxi
AnaisAnnais: i have been doing this for a while, and .. it is not a one time thing
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michael381983: I have to ask, do you really think this is the place to sit and seek pity
AnaisAnnais: most of all.. i should stay alive, for I am her legal guardian.. don't judge\
Glfpar72: this even defies aol logic
lmao@ all the sound advice being given to her and she STILL sits here seeking attention.....i think her "daughter" has set the Guinness record for most times in a hospital in one year....and if she has all this so called money, why the fuck doesn't she have a fucking limo and chauffer to haul her god forsaken "south american" pukey ass to said care facility and BE THERE for her kid?? oh wait...being from south america, maybe her car doesn't have headlights, cuz well, yanno, they still use candles for those right? But what really freaked me out above and beyond anything else in this diatribe.....i didn't see ONE "mmmmm" ....wow...i mean my fucking mind is blown...this almost rivals the fact Bren has legs from her ass to the floor
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Welcome back to another episode of Roominations........
I work with a guy who, due to his lack of years on this planet (yes that means less than 30) and a number of other unknown factors, has no respect for those who have to work the minimum wage and menial labor type jobs that seem to be more prevalent than ever in today's world. I have tried more than once to explain not everyone has the same opportunities in life that many who do get ahead are blessed with, not to mention the luck it takes for many of them, and not everyone is born into money. I have bitten my tongue more and more as he goes on his FitCharm/Andy type rants, but i think the next time he does this, instead of risking finding myself in the HR office to explain why they found him upside down in the break room trash can with his legs flailing as he yells for help to get out, i am simply going to email him this video with the subject line "But for the grace of God, there go YOU"....and for anyone that watches this, just remember, everyone is human and has faults, albeit some less human and with more faults than others (could list too many names here, so i digress.....you all already know who i would list)
? Angels & Airwaves - Lifeline (UnOfficial Video) - YouTube
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The Definition of Hypocrisy, The Sequel -
Yumville: Quiet room.Yumville: 17 people in a chat room and only one chatting.
Yumville: If anyone wants to chat, IM me.
OnlineHost: AUREPORT has entered the room.
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This idiot has this pattern where they do this if no one is chatting in the room....so here they are acting "Church Lady" superior, yet the only reason they want someone chatting is so they can IM!?!?!?!? Hey Yum, i'll chat with you.....i got three words to say........FUCK YOU HYPOCRITE
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Sandiee0904: GM ALL
PEMPhantom: 38f
Matissee: lol bren
Sandiee0904: HOWR U ALL
CLASIKFOX1: enjoy your day
Sandiee0904: hi matissee
Matissee: gm sandiee
CLASIKFOX1: see ya all later
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Sandiee0904: bye and hi clasikfox have a good day and have a good weekend
Sandiee0904: k
Sandiee0904: hb
Brensea: Its snowing again. I hate this weather
Sandiee0904: yes
Sandiee0904: me 2
Radmanxxx69: Sandiee***********gm have a good day
Sandiee0904: bye and hi radman (((((((((( hugs )))))))))) have a good ay and have a good weekend
Sandiee0904: sorry day
Sandiee0904: where is every 1
Sandiee0904: no 1 is talking
Sandiee0904: why
Sandiee0904: what gives
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Matissee: lol
Sandiee0904: lol
Radmanxxx69: they went back gto bed
Sandiee0904: yes
Matissee: we are shy
Sandiee0904: i guess so
Da Big Italian: hi m/50 gm
Sandiee0904: k
Sandiee0904: hi da big italian
Da Big Italian: i love to chat with hot sexy married women
Sandiee0904: k
Sandiee0904: ty
Sandiee0904: bye all
Sandiee0904: have a good day
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Sandiee0904: have a good weekend
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The Definition of Hypocrisy - Someone whose chat room routine for years has been to come in and tell everyone that is talking hello and then leaves, having the nerve to question why no one is talking. This woman is so dumb i half ass suspect its Karenmca.....why the fuck does she care if anyone is gonna talk, she wont even be around to see the conversation!
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Brensea: my legs reach all the way from my ass down to the floor
wow....how fucking unusual....i have NEVER HEARD of someone's legs going from their ass ALL THE WAY TO THE FLOOR.....i am agog that this type of person could even exist......
Brensea: I mailed the last of my weed to that crazy woman Rose
and then she admits she has violated federal drug laws....the bitch lives in PA...she is NOT a medicinal marijuana licensed seller and is using the postal service to mail this.....wow.....how dumb can one possibly be to say this in a public chat room....its almost as if i am reading lisahopkins....yanno...the dumb cow???
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ok elaine....it took me several minutes to stop laughing.....but, if perchance you're stupid ass is including me in these moronic comments.....i officially challenge you to "find me" you dumb little bitch.....and once you do, which is highly unlikely.....then TRY to shut me up......you nor anyone else will EVER shut me up and that includes you too cowhopkins.........god this is cracking me up....you thinking you have the power to "shut this all fkn down"......hell you can't even keep your internet connected, what makes you think you can shut anyone else's down?
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Eye Doc Andy 100: Chat Erased By: ïBust A Roomð
Eye Doc Andy 100: NITEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Cocapebbles71: it is!!
Eye Doc Andy 100: O:-)
Cocapebbles71: < smart like that
bittenprincess09: boot programs are so 2000
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Cocapebbles71: uh huh
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Eye Doc Andy 100: ITS NOT A BOOT PROG.
OneButifulFatGrl: no ass munch cleared the room
So let me get this straight.......according to her, andy is an ass munch for "clearing" the room with the chat eraser.....but she is FRIENDS with people who actually CLEAR the room by punting people??????? so not only is the bitch a skank ass slimy hypocrite, but she is DUMB AS SHIT to boot!
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babz1566: well probably after
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The Catch22 Man: also
babz1566: we are seeing the show at 2
babz1566: will have plenty of time after
LisaHopkins44: staring at room
The Catch22 Man: lisa?
babz1566: wow 1 am !!! way passed my bedtime
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babz1566: good thing i am off tom
and then, after all is said and done, she finally admits she is indeed a cow.....yanno why? cuz cows STARE.....yanno why they stare? cuz they're DUMB COWS, that's why! moooooooooooooooooo
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This is what she wanted to say....................
LisaHopkins44: Sparkyplug44: you sure have alot to say about everyone but yourself what makes you so perfect in your tasteless mind?
LisaHopkins44: its me typing to it
LisaHopkins44: who is sparky anywho?
LisaHopkins44: a judgemental whack job
LisaHopkins44: never speaks
LisaHopkins44: its mute
LisaHopkins44: you must have done him SX
LisaHopkins44: quit taking up for it
LisaHopkins44: that douche bag don't know me
This is the sound everyone else heard............................
LisaHopkins44: mooooooooooooooo mooo moo mooooooo moo moo ma moo moo moo
LisaHopkins44: moo moo moo moo moo moo
LisaHopkins44: moo moo mooooo mooooooooooo?
LisaHopkins44: ma moo moo moo
LisaHopkins44: moo moo
LisaHopkins44: moo moo
LisaHopkins44: moo ma ma ma moooooooooooooo moo moo
LisaHopkins44: moo moo moooo moo
LisaHopkins44: moo mooo moo moo moo mooooooooo
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The definition of insane - knowing a so called friend in the room, one named OneButifulFatGrl, is friends with all the punters that try to make the room miserable periodically and she ENCOURAGES it, and welcoming that same OneButifulFatGrl with open arms as a roomie.....are you people fucking daft? she LAUGHS at you and you still befriend her pukey ass
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i have been watching with some bemusement at Elaine's current meltdown.....the short version i can gather is she is saying all the apology letter stuff was faked by someone and wasn't her. And she is predicating the proof that it wasn't her by saying she didn't have internet service back until 1-6........first off, if she isnt having money issues, why did she lose internet service? a move perhaps? and why would someone move? it's called EVICTION bitch......or at best, her service got cut off.....but what really cracks me up is the fact she thinks people are too stupid to know that one can use internet service at places like the library, McDonalds, Starbucks, etc......so the 1-6 date is MEANINGLESS in the scope of this situation......admit it elaine....you fucked up.....then you got mad when your apology wasn't met with open arms of forgiveness......then you fucked up again.....for fucks sake, quit fucking up!!! (and if you won't, Neil Young has a song that would be perfect for you.....wanna know what it's called? ......Fuckin Up)
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Brensea: I celebrated the first anniversary of my 39th birthday last September
ok picture this.......a 40 year old hooker....doing 3 men a night x 200 nights a year (a very mild estimate if her story is even remotely true)......so ...let's assume she got into this 20 years ago......that means this skank has been with 12,000 men and that's not counting any 3 ways or more....and the number could be double that if she "worked" more.......imagine all the diseases this bitch has had or passed on to others.....just doing the math makes me want to retch for days.....hey...it just hit me.....she is the Anti-Steve Carell......he is the 40 Year Old Virgin, she is the 40 Year Old Hooker
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Crazyguy6664: i need to pee... but it wont come out
how many more goddamn holes do you need in that thing ya creepazoid....... you would think peeing would be the least of the probs........every time i read him, i get the same feeling George Bailey had after shaking Mr Potter's slimy hand.......makes the skin crawl doesn't it
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fitsport156: this is how I act when friends confuse me
no, this is how you act when you quit taking the psychotropic meds you're therapist signed you up for.......you ever look in the mirror and think "man, i am gonna make CNN headlines one of these days!!" ?
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tommy, as smart as you think you are about people and especially myself, you really need to think about those you are very close to.. and not just trust them blindly..........oink oink
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FitnCharmin: Marijuana 15 year research study proves it lowers IQ
So Fit, how many TONS of it did you load the bong with back in the day
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Camper64jack: hi hot wife34c
Pbebdec: lol
Salltydwg50: mighty hearty soup
PauIDOM1: Hot wife? can you make pistachio cake?
HollowWnd: I do keep trying :)
Pbebdec: that doesn't sound like a real screen name
Lngswtkiss: why would someoen have a screenname with their bra size
the same reason you insist on boring us with your stupidity......for attention
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LisaHopkins44: aminal<<
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LisaHopkins44: lol
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WayneStone55: what are you lisa?
Pinkpixiegirl10: did I mention...only 50 some odd days til spring?
LisaHopkins44: aminal
There comes a time in every cow's life where they form a general, yet reluctant, acceptance of the lot they've been dealt in life. I mean let's face it, standing in a field chewing on grass and taking bathroom breaks all over the ranch in every imaginable type of weather is not what most would consider the highest plane of existence. For lisahopkins, this moment of clarity came after months of intense therapy, which was made a bit more difficult by virtue of the fact her therapist had a taste for the finer things in life and had her spill her guts as she lay on a sofa.....a leather sofa......full grain cow leather.
The breakthrough moment came as she stared at the ceiling, hooves straight up as she bellowed (which is what cows do) .......
"Momma always told me the black and white spots all over my body were special birthmarks that only i had. When we would drive through the countryside and i would point out what i now know to be other cows, she would tell me it was kids who were buying special tanning products so they could look just like me. Then the other night, i was watching TV, which is sort of hard to do when all i can do is stand on four legs, and a Chick-Fil-A commercial came on. And it hit me that none of them in the commercial would even know who i am.....and then.......and then....(cow blubber blubber as therapist hangs several tissues over her hoof) ...and then i went to wikipedia and googled the word cows......and my whole world fell apart. Did you know there are more cows in the world than dogs!?!?!?!? I feel so dumb.....I mean, my God, i can't even spell animal right!!!! Moooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (cow blubber blubber) oh gawd mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."
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The AOL definition of extreme delusion
AnaisAnnais: I can make many men love me
AnaisAnnais: no biggy
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naughtynnice252: ken can be on the wild side
Cocapebbles71: i wouldnt know
CoyotiUgly577: hmmmm joe ?
RAMVET89: rams an angel
HonBug1113: and refilling with what
Cocapebbles71: < thinkin naughty might need the bus for real
CoyotiUgly577: might you be dis?
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joejones1010: no coyoti
HonBug1113: too bad we all saw your horns Ram
CoyotiUgly577: smh
naughtynnice252: Coca I dont need a bus
Pandaclover: dissss nutssssssssssssss
RAMVET89: lmfao hon
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RAMVET89: coca needs a bigger bus
Cocapebbles71: you sure naughty?
Pandaclover: oh sorry guys sing that song at work ll
HonBug1113: O:-)
Cocapebbles71: you know a lot about these men!
CoyotiUgly577: ok i have no clue ... names change so much
CoyotiUgly577: (((((joe)))))))))))
JJoyofHearts: do single people come in here? lol
RAMVET89: so how you been panda
RAMVET89: seems like its been a while
naughtynnice252: coca I take down notes
joejones1010: it's ok couoti
JJoyofHearts: RAMVET, wow! Strong name
CoyotiUgly577: sorry
joejones1010: opps coyoti
naughtynnice252: and talk to them
Pandaclover: ive been on cyber vaction since july ram
HonBug1113: right
Cocapebbles71: Ahhhhhhhh gotcha naughty, <wink>
RAMVET89: damn panda
RAMVET89: how did that work out for you
RAMVET89: and hello JJ
Cocapebbles71: what is that guy kens name in here?
JJoyofHearts: and hello to you as well Ram
Cocapebbles71: < forgets
Pandaclover: and its like a soap oprea you come back and it hasnt changed lol
RAMVET89: lol panda
RAMVET89: so true
Couldwont: 3
HonBug1113: Bigcowboyken
RAMVET89: except coca has a real bus now
Cocapebbles71: THATS it!
RAMVET89: <--noticed how hon knew that name
JJoyofHearts: hey, he imed me last night
naughtynnice252: Coca you talking about cowboy
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Cocapebbles71: blah blah blah rambo
HonBug1113: he is not here tg
Cocapebbles71: yea naughty
Pandaclover: now i have to fiqure who is who again
RAMVET89: wasnt he a sheep rancher
CoyotiUgly577: cyber vacation is good
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HonBug1113: cause he always talks to me Ram
RAMVET89: lol
RAMVET89: brb
Cocapebbles71: thats who andy asked to do me tonight,, pfft as if i need him to help
Cocapebbles71: hb
HonBug1113: take your time
joejones1010: lol hon
HonBug1113: he will be back he keeps telling me he is snowed in
naughtynnice252: he likes fishing and red bra and red panties ,thats all I know about him
HonBug1113: Hi JJ
Cocapebbles71: nice
JJoyofHearts: hi Hon
naughtynnice252: Lemon tried to set us up
Cocapebbles71: iguess
Evilone2980: no comment
Evilone2980: lol
CoyotiUgly577: lol
JJoyofHearts: talking about that Ken guy?
naughtynnice252: Hi Evil
naughtynnice252: Jj yes
JJoyofHearts: ohh
HonBug1113: yes
Evilone2980: hi naughty
joejones1010: u sure know a lot about him naughty
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CoyotiUgly577: about who ?
HonBug1113: he makes sure we do
Cocapebbles71: she takes notes <she said>
CoyotiUgly577: what
CoyotiUgly577: why when
JJoyofHearts: O.O
Cocapebbles71: how
CoyotiUgly577: and where ?
CoyotiUgly577: lol coca
Evilone2980: I"ve talked to him but I have a short attention span so I drifted off
Evilone2980: lol
Cocapebbles71: lol
joejones1010: sounds like she does more than take notes
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naughtynnice252: joe not as much as I know about you!
Cocapebbles71: like to sleep evil??!!
joejones1010: lol
JJoyofHearts: is he a reg in here?
Cocapebbles71: wow naughty, who DONT you know about?
Evilone2980: :-X
ok so let me get this straight.....this bitch criticizes me openly in the chatroom for blogging and parking and logging.....yet she gives out info she gleans from men here....AND TAKES NOTES?!?!?!?!?! lmaooooooooooooooo so it takes me about 10 seconds to start a new log every day.....and i have software that can find a lot of info quickly....but i am supposedly obsessed with the room..........how much time is she spending on these notes of hers?
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BeachFlowerSDXo: Hi Kdc
Dixie9500: Yummmm
DopeyandSweet76: lol
DopeyandSweet76: AGAIN>??
Crazyguy6664: <<<<<<<<<likes beaches font
this is like a dog saying "i like fire hydrants"..... and with dogs, we all know any fire hydrant will do that happens to be nearby
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Well here it is almost 10 pm monday night.....and i still have my aol account.....and still parked and logging the room.....so if i had to guess.....i am guessing that lisa "the bovine terror" hopkin's call to AOL yielded no results on her complaints about one sparkyplug44.........let's go on a visionquest and see what that call possibly sounded like
Lisahopkins: i want to file a complaint against sparkyplug44, he keeps writing stuff about me on his blog
AOL: we dont offer blogs
Lisahopkins: you don't? so how is it he has a whole web page dedicated to pointing out the moronic behaviors and comments people make?
AOL: because we aren't the whole internet, we're just a social web site, he has to be posting this at a different website
Lisahopkins: uh, wait, wait, waitttttttt what do you mean you're not the whole internet? i been on AOL for 20 years, and it's all i know
AOL: ma'am, AOL is a minute portion of what all is available on the internet and if this blog is not on AOL, since we dont have blogs, then we can't control or discipline someone for what's written there, even if they have an AOL account
Lisahopkins: wait....waittttttt!! i am still trying to wrap my mind around this aol isnt the whole internet thing!?!?! Since when!?!?!??
AOL: you're not too bright are you
Lisahopkins: are you saying i'm dumb????
AOL: as a cow, ma'am...... as a cow. We can't help you, now mooooobye....i mean goodbye
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TMetzinger: Anyone who blogs about a chat room.... has too much time on his hands
perhaps, but i think anyone who comes in and tries to regale the room with all of his supposed sexploits from 20 to 30 years ago has more time on their hands than someone who blogs.....AND they bore the fuck out of the room while they do it
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What she said....
SUZISHERE7: oh please im the nicest one in here
What she meant........
SUZISHERE7: oh please im the nicest one in here, except when i tell a roomie, with no tact whatsoever on my part, that he isn't invited to an upcoming AOL party that other roomies and i are sitting in the room gushing about and then we continue to discuss it in his presence, in detail, like it's an Academy Awards after party........gosh i sure miss Married 1....we were some elite motherf#^*^&&^&^ i tell ya
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What he said......
male2much4u: I love life...just too short !!!!!!!!!!!!
male2much4u: my wife only had 40 yrs of it..
male2much4u: ..so...after that....I decided....Im going to enjoy...whatever..
What he meant
male2much4u: I love life...just too short !!!!!!!!!!!!
male2much4u: my wife only had 40 yrs of it..
male2much4u: ..so...after that....I decided....Im going to troll chat rooms like the slimebag i am and see how many women i can get to cam, phone or even meet as i prove to them my screen name isnt just a screen name...it's fact. It sure is fun to act like a pig and show I have zero respect for the memory of the woman i lost
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Kdcs11171: Thomas I scare most men ... cause I am so mean
i'm thinkin piglet needs to put this quote in her ads promoting her daycare....think of the warm fuzzy feeling those parents would have as they drove away in the morning, knowing their cherished offspring are safely ensconced in the protective care of such a high caliber woman......
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Points Str8 Up: have you ever experienced that funny, tingly, spasm feeling when you hang, and pull up on a chin up bar, or a pole ?
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i got a 50 that says this guy has never been laid
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lmaooooooo@ the mugshot on the other blog.......one could say the hair....... and the look on his face ........matches the name
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RUB MY APPENDAGE: aol is the wrong place for a sugardaddy
RUB MY APPENDAGE: you need to go to whatsyourprice.com to find a sugar daddy
well well....looks like andy has some subconcious feelings spilling over into his lil aol world....a message for Rhonda perhaps?? see.....RUB is andy.......god what a fucking idiot
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AnaisAnnais: I am a real south american princess
AnaisAnnais: not just a sn
Cant you just see Disney doing a movie about her?? i think it would be called "The Fable of the Persnickety Peruvian Princess".............ok somebody stop me...this bitch could give Kimmel material every night.....
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ana is back and stupider than ever.....she was acting all superior to heavens because heavens told her that her SN is in reference to her vagina and anais apparently got offended another woman would think her own vagina is better than ana's....
AnaisAnnais: and, my gynecologist told me that i have an elastic hymen
now i have to say the first thought that went through my head is Anais at walmart shopping for those women's pants that have the elastic waistbands....like some of the pregnant women wear...or perhaps this could have been the name of a bad 60's psychedelic band..... "Anais and the Elastic Hymens"
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the room had been talking about girl scouts as in one of the peeps said they had a GS meeting that night...and then Bren the crack whore pipes up...
Brensea: I have a brownie uniform
Willard001: i can..if ya like
OneMore4U2Tos: when do GS cookies go on sale ?
Sweetiegirl454: lol, bren
Sweetiegirl454: NOW, story
Willard001: now, rhonda
OneMore4U2Tos: ohh boy ..I need 20 of the purple boxes
Willard001: lol bre...ya must have one helluva closet
OneMore4U2Tos: 8-)
OneMore4U2Tos: those things are like crack
Brensea: I do Will
ok so the bitch claims to be a hooker....and is bragging about having a brownie uniform in her hookerish "helluva closet"......so i want you, the reader to think about this.......think about what kind of woman it would take that would want to wear a brownie uniform for a guy that would want her to wear that.....so the pig must like to fuck pedo's............so....who wants to hug the skanky bitch now?????
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LisaHopkins44: i will never ever even when i'm old and haggyfied have a camel toe ;)
well bitch, that makes perfect sense......seeing as how you are a COW! i think they call it cow hoove (5 minutes later sparkyplug wakes up after blacking out from retching his guts out with THAT visual)
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ok I originally wasn't going to mention any names because, frankly, how many times can you point out someone's stupidity before it becomes lather, rinse, repeat......however, due to the fact she can't keep her piehole shut, I will have to do so once again.....
naughtynnice252 seems to think she somehow knows me or knows how I think, feel, etc....she says how Julie must have some dirt on me because I don't post about her. Welllllll dumbfuck, there are plenty of people I don't post about that traipse in and out of the room on a daily or weekly basis. I actually skimmed the blog and did a rough estimate that I have posted in regards to about 50 or so people 2 or more times...and another 10-12 or so once. That's roughly 60-70 people.....there are at least 200 people that come in at least periodically....so I post about approximately 1/3 of the "reg" crowd. I don't know where you learned math, but I am guessing it's from the same place you took the "Unbiased Truth and Facts About Sparkyplug44" class....it wasn't Phoenix U was it???
Secondly, you say I put spin on all the stuff I blog about......well bitch, if you call pasting a room verbatim spin....ok. It is true that I sometimes remove lines of chat before posting what the gist of it is, but I don't remove anything that is relevant to the sitch or that would somehow change the meaning of the shit I do post....so when you go back to school to better your math skills, take another course on how to read because you obviously can't read here.....which means you disregarded my disclaimer at the top...yanno the part about being too stupid to comprehend the content of the Pier?
Then I get home tonight and see this.....
naughtynnice252: I feel sorry for Sparky , he never saids a kind word about anyone!
Tommy Ringo 7: naughty----you are so understanding
Kdcs11171: so why do you feel sorry for him Naughty?
Tommy Ringo 7: Kelly--read what she said
Kdcs11171: I did
Tommy Ringo 7: she said kind, not bad
naughtynnice252: Kd because you can tell he is unhappy with himself and the world
that is actually very untrue....but you prefer to read only the parts of the blog that you consider mean.....I have given kudos to the smart ones along the way and I think what you don't like is I say things a lot of the people in the room are thinking but for whatever reasons, they don't type it themselves. That's ok though, I am not here for you to like me....in fact, if a woman of your (low) caliber DID like me, that would cause me a great deal of consternation. I have a VERY HAPPY life and I love myself probably a bit more than should be normal (I think it's the fact I have all my hair at my age)
My blogging about what i think isn't any different then you being in a chatroom 16 hours a day, trying to find aol love. And on my end, even though my name is parked 24/7 logging like a mofo, I personally am only at the computer 1-3 hours a day. See, I don't pore over logs with a magnifying glass, I actually am hi-tech enough to have software that can skim logs and find things for me and I have a full life that includes working and being with my family.....and quite happy doing so. Hell, my wife sometimes even helps with the blog because it's just so damn fun making fun of people like YOU.
However, to answer specifically to your biggest complaint....that I never say anything nice about anyone, I will say this.........at least you aren't as stupid as tommy ringo.......see!?!?!?? THAT was nice!
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RAMVET89: man i used to know this girl - she could eat corn on the cobb through a chain link fence
Laura 37373: oh
Laura 37373: now i do
YallieRevisited: lol Ram huh?
KauaiCookie77: umm no I'm in Ohio now, but i do miss it
Fetsy1234: back........thought my dog was crying
Laura 37373: lol ram
YallieRevisited: wb Fetsy
Fetsy1234: ty
Laura 37373: wb fets
RAMVET89: she had some fucked up teeth
RAMVET89: they pointed straight out
Ram finally admits he knew LisaHopkins back in the day.....don't be too hard on her Ram, she is a cow afterall
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fitsport156: maybe you all need to re-evaluate things..and take people at face value
fitsport156: even on aol
fitsport156: *lol*
ok....i just reevaluated the fact that you, at face value, are a stupid whiny ass little prick who tries to commandeer the room with your total bullshit.....you aren't even close to being as smart as you think you are and everyone here isn't as dumb as you think they are....besides....how the fuck do you expect anybody to take anything you say as truthful or serious when you put that moronic fucking *lol* at the end of all your diatribes.....dense fuck
p.s......if somehow your bullshit about being a virgin and not ever having gone on a date is even remotely true (it isn't but hypothetically speaking here).....just because a woman might try to get you to see the funner side of life and have optimism about what that great big world outside your rigid boundaries might offer you in the grand scheme of life...doesn't mean she was hitting on you asshole....maybe she pitied you
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CARA MlA 1: what hubs said
Sfsk8r: Cara was lucky the cat found her
HollowWnd: someone... get out..:)
HollowWnd: or... sit on someone elses lap..
CARA MlA 1: tell tux to lose weight
CARA MlA 1: lol
CARA MlA 1: lol
HollowWnd: Nooooooooooooooooo he's lost enough..
CARA MlA 1: LOL!
HawkRidesAHarley: well Cara ...the cat was very lucky you found it
CARA MlA 1: well aparently not!
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CARA MlA 1: harley . .. think it went both ways
HollowWnd: ah... I like to feel... his weight behind his <wordsearch>
CARA MlA 1: ;-)
HollowWnd: touch?..
TUXnTAILS: Damn about time
HollowWnd: ops
TUXnTAILS: ((((((( Hollow )))))))
CARA MlA 1: he squeeeeeeeeeeeeezed in
HawkRidesAHarley: sounds like it Mia
CARA MlA 1: Tux*
HollowWnd: ~~~~~~~~ Tux ~~~~~~~~~ Hi love
TUXnTAILS: (((( Mia )))))
the only thing worse than seeing the one with "2 brain cells" named Hollow coming in.....is seeing her ego bloated boyfriend Tux following right behind her. Hey bitch, you want someone out of the room, tell YOUR non talking friends like neo, irysh, etc to get the fuck out ...........................dumbass
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fitsport156: *lol* well here's how I see it...I am 39..soon to be 40...*lol* I have never been with anyone on a date....or other more drastic things...so patience is all I have...I can wait it all out..I already have
can't you just see this guy in 30-40 years, he finally decides to take the plunge and ask the Widow Johnson down the street out for a cup of coffee....and drops dead as he is picking up the phone while Alanis Morrisette's "Ironic" is playing in the background......ok honestly i aint buyin this shit at all.....this is a fucking ruse he thinks is going to get him a sympathy phone fuck or something....
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ladyfiona1967: your not talking about mouthy are you?
Fives OBirne: Cool, I wrote to her for Chrsitmas
CoyotiUgly577: again lol
InocentPrincesss: yes chelle
InocentPrincesss: donna
Fives OBirne: Glad she's ok
ladyfiona1967: omfg i hated her...lmfao
InocentPrincesss: lol chelle
Fives OBirne: I wrote to her. Maybe she couldn't read it
Fives OBirne: She lost her aol
ladyfiona1967: she used to talk about how she got a tampon stuck up her crotch...very sickening woman... she thought it was funny to tell the room this
InocentPrincesss: oh cmon chelle thats funny
InocentPrincesss: lololol
Cocapebbles71: but wait
InocentPrincesss: im gross like that
InocentPrincesss: but yall love me
InocentPrincesss: but then again...i dont use tampons
ladyfiona1967: not the way she told the story it wasnt
SueSun64: wb suzi
ok so let me get this straight...a woman talks about getting a tampon stuck up her crotch and you say she is sickening (which is true, she is)..... yet Fets can regale the room with stories about shit, shit with corn, baby green shit, smashed carrots that look like orange shit, bloody tampons, boogers, snot, dog feces (yet another form of shit), spit, boils, carbuncles, blackheads, pimples, genital warts, horse dung (there's that shit topic again) and ears that get 1 year ear wax buildups falling out of them....and she is welcomed into the room like a returning war veteran?????? and someone needs to define the word love for ino, because she is obviously in desperate need of a dictionary
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TommyTubbie was giving one of the roomies grief about not believing in God and as usual, he ends up making grandiose statements that have no basis in fact...and what most would consider delusions of grandeur, as you can see.....
Tommy Ringo 7: hell, if you hate God, you must hate Tommy--lol
So a casual reader of the room might look at this comment and think tommy imagines he is on the level of, or is, God.....i really have to wonder how much lead he had as a child.....i'm guessin a couple hundred pounds...
Thing is Tommy, everyone has a right to their own religious beliefs...it's stated explicitly in the constitution of this country you claim to love so much......and freedom of religion also includes the freedom to not have any religion....
Annnnnnnd since you aren't really God (hard to accept isnt it?), above and beyond that, the God you claim to believe in gave EACH AND EVERY human being free will.......do you know what that is you fungus laden, diseased stump of wood? It means each person gets to choose for themselves what they do and don't believe in.....hell Tommy....even Jesus didn't force the issue...it was always a choice...and YOU can't do shit about that.....now just shut the fuck up and allow the room to recover from the stupidity that oozes out of every slimy pore of your body......
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JoeybagadonutsQQ: I can't view profiles
SUZISHERE7: yw :)
SUZISHERE7: sucks to be you joey
Dixie9500: you cant click on our names over there >>>>
SUZISHERE7: he he
OnlineHost: Tonya 13496945 has left the room.
JoeybagadonutsQQ: I never signed up for lifestream
OnlineHost: JTRSKent has entered the room.
Dixie9500: oh, I dont remember signing up either
SUZISHERE7: me either
OnlineHost: bornNasmaltown has left the room.
JoeybagadonutsQQ: it tells me i need a user name and password to view
Dixie9500: click on one of our names Joey and see if you can see the pics
OnlineHost: Tonya 13496945 has entered the room.
Dixie9500: oh hmmm
keithkriveria: suzi which person are you in the pics
SUZISHERE7: im me
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JoeybagadonutsQQ: I've done many times Steph
SUZISHERE7: cmon look at what is common in them all
SUZISHERE7: me sheeeesh
Evilone2980: it's the same stuff you sign into aol with....it's not a seperate thing lol
JoeybagadonutsQQ: I'm not joining shit....if Suzi wants to send me her pics she would have long time ago
JoeybagadonutsQQ: it is separate
JoeybagadonutsQQ: I signed onto AOL 1987.....lifestream wasn't on then
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo man oh man.....this so called expert of aol is TOO STUPID to realize he was signed up automatically for lifestream when aol incorporated that into their system. He assumes because it asks him to sign in, that he has to sign up.....hey dense fuck, all it's doing is prompting you for the same screen name and password you sign into aol with....it just does that sometimes...but what cracks me up is evil even tries to tell him and he sloughs her comment off like she is the clueless one......cuz well, he has been on aol since 1987 yanno...and God knows whatever AOL was like in 1987 is exactly how it works now right? I bet the dipshit still has dialup and is running his aol on an IBM 486. He probably thinks broadband is some all woman music group
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ok this whiner fit .....wait let me clarify...not the political whiner...but this other guy that whines about how ugly he is....has been goin on and on for the last 20 minutes about looks and apparently the only women he knows, meets, etc are only focused on that....and then this...
fitsport156: well thank you, and no need to apologize...I mean, I am certainly not trying some schtick to try to pick up women here *lol* I can count how many girlfriends I have had on....umm.....oh wait..I haven't
VelpooTx: LOL TIME TO CLICK A DICK BUH BYE DANCIN
InocentPrincesss: lol
fitsport156: so I am not entirely a whiz in the pick-up department
fitsport156: *lol*
JOCKAMO121: hello
Cocapebbles71: you've never had a gf?
InocentPrincesss: <-never had a gf....well in that sense
fitsport156: correct...*lol* you are smart in picking up what I said
so this guy is 39, has supposedly never had a girlfriend because of his looks.....i'm thinkin his looks are the least of his issues.....if i had to venture a guess.....it's because the mother#@$@$@ can't stop typing *lol* ALL THE GODDAMN TIME!!!. What's the asteriks for anyways? so we will see the lol better??? he types it on every fucking sentence!!! dude, THIS is why you don't have a girlfriend...you almost certainly laugh in person once or twice a sentence and not everything is funny!
lets use the imagination bubble to see what he is like in a bar.....
Woman at bar: hi my name is lana
Fit: *lol* hi lana *lol* i am glad to meet you
Lana: my name is funny?
Fit: *lol* no, where are you from *lol*
Lana: um, originally los angeles, but now i am in Butte, Montana
Fit: *lol*, i bet Butte is different from los angeles *lol*
Lana: yes, but much more laid back and smog free, and its Butte not Butt
Fit: *lol* *lol* *lol*
Lana: wait, did you just laugh?
Fit: *lol* yes, didn't you hear me? *lol*
Lana: i cant help but to hear you, you do it on every sentence
Fit: *lol* are you snapping at me because i am not your cup of tea in the looks department? *lol*
Lana: i wasn't snapping, i just am wondering why you laugh on every comment you make
Fit: *lol*, it's because i'm ugly isnt it? *lol*
Lana: no, i don't care what you look like, but the way you're acting is making you ugly in other ways
Fit: *lol* see i knew it was because of my looks *lol*
Lana: bartender? can i have my tab please?
Fit: *lol* another one bites the dust *lol*
Lana walks off in a hurried fashion, the bartender is glaring at Fit for chasing yet another paying customer away
Fit: *lol* whats wrong eddie, you look peeved *lol*
Eddie: yeah, i am, what the fuck is wrong with you? i cant keep losing new customers like this
Fit: *lol* i wasn't her brad pitt *lol*
Eddie: man, just find another bar to hang out in ok? i cant do this anymore
Fit: *lol* its because i'm ugly isnt it *lol*
ok enough of that silliness....yes Fit, i think this is some schtick to gain sympathy from women to get action....and if it isnt, then why, in this anonymous world of aol, would you focus on the one attribute you claim to lack in the real world and choose to be as miserable as you must be every morning you wake up....
so as he is leaving for the night...he decides to let us know what his tomorrow will bring forth....
fitsport156: yes:) good night and I will be here tomorrow:)
Sparky suddenly breaks out in a rendition of the Hee Haw song...."Gloooom, despairrr, agony on me.....whoaaaaa, deep dark depression, excessive misery........"
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sweetbriarel: I am a writer am in the process of writing a novel about men and woman who aremarried and still cheat. I told my editor I was going to talk on a cheaters married chat so got multiple Im`s valuable information Random House is happy.
lmaoooooooo ok this chick used to come in under a different screen name and her actual author name is supposed to be carole podgorny....well carole is an author in her own mind......and if this doesn't clue you in....think about it this way....what major publisher would pay someone money to sit in THIS room to get novel worthy affairs material??? Who they gonna write about? Andy and Rhonda?? Hollow and Tux??? lmaooooo or perhaps whatever simpleton Chris is matched up with this month??? Yeah i dont think so....hell those are barely worthy of making the Pier (see i can make fun of myself too, idiots)
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ok someone needs to give the "vampire" a brain transplant because apparently he is sucking diseased blood and now seems to have the human form of mad cow disease...yanno that shit that makes your brain into a sponge with a buncha holes.....he slams michael for typing in purple because apparently only women are supposed to use that color...so after he lambasts him and Michael starts making him look as stupid as he is......he says this..
BlackSheerPride: michael if you were any smarter you would how stupid you sound right now you know nothing about me so stfu ty
So let me get this straight....you slam someone for typing in a font color right when they come in...and then you tell them they know nothing about you!?!!??!? oh i think they know at least one thing....that you are an asshole...that's all anyone needs to know
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Anytime you have ever pondered if you miss much in the room while you are away working, on vaca, going to the in-laws house for a good, stomach filling post New Year's dinner, i want you to emblazon this into your brain.....THIS is the type of stuff you miss.....feel better?
Cocapebbles71: wth are vaginal blood farts anyway
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Ok what's humorous to me part 3 -
naughtynnice252: we could use a few cute guys in here
naughtynnice252: just to look at
So how exactly do you see cute guys in an aol chat room? This must be one of those morons that believe anytime a guy comes in and says " 6'4", 200, blue eyes and 10 inch cock" that he must surely be telling the truth!! If you are so focused on looks, please please just move on to Skype and allow the room IQ average to creep back above 75. We all thank you in advance.
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Ok what's humorous to me part 2 - back when i was making lifestream comments and switching over to the blog, juddgemental, shady premise, et al (they are all the same person) was mad because i had the gall to post about him (ironic that one of his names is Charles has gall and he gets mad that others do?). but apparently he assumed i was reading HIS lifestreams....actually i wasn't and found this by accident on a web search......this was posted in october
Gofuh Cureself Beware of Sparkyplug44, as he hacks into AOL accounts and will find out your childrens screen names and post them on his profile and in his blog. 1381694462Oct 13 at 3:01PM
now i would be remiss in my duties if i let this slide cuz this dumbass is way off.....first...i have NEVER hacked anyone...there are other ways to find out people's info and i dont have to perform a blatantly illegal act to get the info i get. Secondly...what kind of dumbass uses their KID'S screen name as their master aol account???? this guy tries to act like he is super intelligent and that is about the dumbest aol maneuver i could ever contemplate...so shady...juddge, shady, charles has gall, barrydude and all the other dozens of names you are...next time you want to accuse someone, get your fucking facts straight.......asshole
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Ok what's humorous to me is ever since i made my commentary about Adam/toomny and his stupid bellowing....he keeps coming in the room "giving sparky something to blog about"....well mr drunkroid., other than rare occasions, be assured its normally not my style to comment on alcoholics who have personality disorders....and you have a boatload.
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ok this is about the 10th fucking time in a week or so that i have seen her speak of this "stalker". Hey clueless, did it ever dawn on you that actually pointing out and saying said stalker's name is opposite of what it might take to actually be rid of them?? Makes me wonder which of the two of you want the attention more......
OnlineHost: GGab007 has entered the room.
OnlineHost: GGab007 has left the room.
VelpooTx: the stalker GGab007 is back
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MAN781MAN: hi room 57 mm mass
HonBug1113: Hey sweet saw Elaine here at like 4 am she said to tell you HI
KathysNoClown: hi man
LemonGrogger: youre up that early Hon?
MAN781MAN: hi kathy
LemonGrogger: who's the lucky guy?
JSisME: :-*steph
LemonGrogger: someone on the west coast?
Dixie9500: lol
HonBug1113: 5 am everyday lemon
Dixie9500: JiM :)
MAN781MAN: how are you kathy ?
RideMeLikeASled: <~~west side
Sweetforeveron: aww i love her bug
LemonGrogger: everyone waits for Kathy to answer
HonBug1113: my B.O.B
Sweetforeveron: tell her i wish her the best at the old folks home
RideMeLikeASled: QQ@hon
HonBug1113: lol
Dixie9500: LOL
ok this was really curious....this chat transpired sometime between Sunday afternoon and Monday afternoon/evening......hon claims she saw Elaine here at 4 am either morning.....thing is...Elaine never came in the room in her Elaine name....hasn't since Christmas day .....see....what some do not realize is I LOG EVERYTHING M##$##%$@@$#%%.....which means if you're gonna exaggerate, embellish, lie....and i happen to see it...of course i'm gonna point it out....with that being said....i'll give her some leeway because maybe when she said "here", she simply meant AOL versus being in the chatroom, or she knows Elaine's spy names......but then that means she im's with Elaine....so my next thought is "someone warn this dumbass not to loan that bitch money before she gets taken like the last 50 inch LCD at Walmart on Black Friday because anyone stupid enough to hook up with Augie(wtf kinda name is Augie anyways...god its like a bad cartoon), is stupid enough to buy Elaine's bullshit".....and is it just me or is there a contradiction there....she says she saw her at 4 am...but then when grog asks her about being that early, she tells him she is up at 5am every morning....ok bitch..which is it? 4? or 5? sorry if it seems i'm a tad hard on her, but i usually do suspect "newbies" that hit the room and so quickly get as invested in the day to day as she has...it happens often...and most are regurgitated regs in snakes clothing
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NursieinAZ: <~~~~~~~~~~~50, look 38, act 25 and wish I was 16 and knew then what I know now...;) Frankie has rubbed off on me...lol
i dont know who has been lying to this broad, but the pic i saw back in 2012 sure as hell didn't look 38....more like 58.....not that there is anything wrong with 58, but this is the same dumbass that BRAGGED about spilling out the top of her sundress as an old geezer in burger king or mcd's or something supposedly ogled her. what made it sound even more ridiculous is she she was supposedly there while online and in the room talking about it as it was happening.....picture that...a 50ish woman wearing a too small, too loose sundress with her bladders falling out, a pervy geezer drooling at what was probably the first piece of ass he's seen since he got out of prison 10 years before and she giggles like a little schoolgirl as she excitedly types to the room about how he is making her blush at his leers. Yeah, i'm thinkin the 12 years she deducted from the looks category shoulda been deducted from the acts category. Of course, she gave a big hint of that when she crowed about creepball frank.....then again, what do you expect, this is the same dumb bitch that hooked up with kev and called it love.....lmaooooooooooooo....she really thought he was gonna leave his wife???? for her??????? lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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I don't have an open forum on this blog, but in the interest of fairness, i have no issue with all sides of a sitch being heard when needed.....so i get this email from Camreo/Daree2bdi and there were some "clarifications" in that email. Thing is....when it comes to all this Elaine shit, i am more of a messenger to the masses (i.e...the 100 or so people that read the blog daily) than anything else. This is the email word for word pasted straight into this blog.....so let's just call this posting.........
dare2bfair
Hi .
I enjoy reading your blog about Elaine ...... but your latest about me is not all the truth and I do not care if you include me in your crusade against Elaine... but can you please correct your facts since who knows Me better then me ...... I got nothing to hide #1 I didn't reinvent myself I lost the cam name ........ dianne is my name so the sn reflects my name .....
^2 My incarceration was nothing to do with scamming any one from AOL ... it had to do with my fathers death that is it .......
Now Elaine did in fact take money from my bank acct...... that is a true fact ...... she also wanted to move in with me for a short period of time to they found a place to live....... which being her friend I figured ok a month two months top ....
When she came down here she informed me that oh no it has to be least a year and I told her NO that can no be done sorry ..... now the whole time she was in the friends room lying to people saying she had her own place in Delaware then when she got mad at me she went flying back to new jersey and ran her mouth in the room people didn't understand why she was upset with me due to the fact she stated several times that she had she own place so why be mad at me .... this created a huge email frenzy with elaine cussing people out and blocking them and her leaving to head to the married room She only went to the married room because no one knew her knew of her lies that she told in the friends room ........ this is true facts
Another fact elaine called me on the phone told me her Mother passed away ...... I sent her a sympathy card and flowers over her loss...... then 2 months later she tells me she saw her mothers aol acct still active and decided to write it a email .... no normal sane person would write a dead person a email .... but to my surprise she called me and told me her mother faked her own death to avoid having contact with elaine ........ no one can make this up .....
now Elaine going around telling people she won 50 grand but what i do not understand is why she is asking lady fi in a email to send her money because she cant buy food ..... or asking jerzeegirl for money to be sent to her by western union ......
So I have no issue with you putting me in your blog just as long as it is truthfully..... thanks I found you very articulate in your writings and enjoy ....
thanks ........
ps. as they say the truth will set you free as long as it is the truth ..... I agree
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as the new year is on the horizon and the smoke begins to clear from the Saga of Desperate Elaine .....you have to wonder what the temperament is in that home this week.....let's take an imaginary peek shall we.....
Elaine: well, it sure looks like that c%$# jerz isnt gonna send the money we demanded
Elaine's Hub: wtf kinda name is jerz anyways
Elaine: i think it's based on the fact she used to live here
Elaine's Hub: well goddammit, dont defend the bitch!!!
Elaine: i'm not, it's just that geography was one of the subjects i did best in, i averaged a 73! (smug look)
Elaine's Hub: How ironic, our electric bill that is 2 weeks past due is 73 dollars, are you taunting me because i can't provide!?!!?!?!? (fist slam on table)
Elaine: no no, i would never do that, unless you went back to jail or somethin.
Elaine's Hub: how about that fi chick, you think you could ask her again? mebbe she will get tired of you bringing it up and just throw a few 20's ur way
(puffs 3 times real fast on his last cig, which was constructed using the tobacco remnants of 18 cigarette butts found in the gutter and rolled into a old wrinkly piece of notebook paper from Elaine's "diary")
Elaine: Well i think she blocked my mail, that seems to be the in thing to do these days. What about your side of the fam, anybody died lately where we could get into their house while their funeral is takin place and take what's rightfully ours?
Elaine's Hub: Hmmmm, well my cousin's brother's wife's dad's sister passed away last week, but i think she was cremated.
Elaine: If you can find out where they put the urn, that brass will get us a buck 60 a pound if it's yeller.
Elaine's Hub: what if they got a marble urn?
Elaine: then they are CHEAP ASS M%#%$%$#%#r#$% (picks up her hubs used cigarette he just threw on the ground and puffs a couple times to get that last nicotine shot)
Elaine's Hub: i think marble urns sometimes cost more
Elaine: you fucking idiot! you can't take marble to a scrap metal recycler!!! Do you wanna eat at Golden Corral or Morton's for fucks sake!?!?!? (shakin head) momma told me i should have married up.
I hope everyone had a happy holiday season and as this calendar switches to January, I think everyone should drop to their knees and thank whatever God, higher power or just plain karma that they are not one of these two individuals...and remember when life seems to throw you a curveball, it could indeed be worse.
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The DUMBEST comment of the year award goes to.......
Kdcs11171: AOL will have to comply to the new laws against cyber bullying before long
Hey piglet, allow me to direct you to a GOVERNMENT website that discusses this issue.
http://www.stopbullying.gov/what-is-bullying/index.html
Now look closely and see that this applies to KIDS and at most, YOUNG ADULTS in college. In fact the DEFINITION from their website for this is:
Bullying is unwanted, aggressive behavior among school aged children that involves a real or perceived power imbalance. The behavior is repeated, or has the potential to be repeated, over time.
Do you see the part where it says children???? So let's see what happens when you take your 40/50 something year old ass down to the police and whine about being picked on......god be an adult for once....i am really really getting embarrassed for you while i log this shit....moron
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YallieRevisited: Taquitos remind me of dead mice
what the fuck kind of mexican food do you eat?!?!?!?
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TOTALBULLSHIT ALERT!!!! TOTAL BULLSHIT ALERT!!! (submarine sirens wailing as the red lights flash in the darkened room)
Fetsy1234: nope...its Mr fets..checking out the wife's action
Here we go again....."Mr fets" supposedly signing on as Fets to see whats going on in her online world....this is as stupid as FakeDocAndy and his constant pining for the nasty ass rat.......and anyone that believes this is really Fetsy's hub, please leave the pier and dont come back, cause this realm isn't for dumbasses like you
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Bella 2509: wow suddenly its getting depressing here
this air between the ears bitch never ceases to amaze me with how self centered and mind-numbingly stupid she can be........there were a couple of roomies speaking about deaths of people related or close to their families and giving some of the details of who, what, where, etc.... and even though this idiot broad extended her condolences beforehand, i guess she didn't like the idea of that angle of room chat continuing.....well surprise surprise bitchwad, aol isn't a pretend world where only pleasant things are spoken of.....there are REAL people behind every keyboard.....wait....let me rethink....ok there are mostly REAL people behind every keyboard and guess what real people have, moron? REAL LIFE ISSUES......and if they want to talk about it, it probably means it's on their mind and they are ALLOWED that. What's wrong, you aren't getting all the manly attention you so desperately seek almost every time you venture in here? Why don't you just stay in Brady Bunch and let those slimebags cater to your self induced ego. What's that? Brady Bunch is BORING???? nawww, really? lmaoooooooooo
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Just when you think it couldn't get any weirder than all the Elaine saga going on...this DumpSterDiver4E name comes in and is doin typical bs chat....turns out it's lisahopkins.......the mystery to me is how a cow can go dumpster diving.....can't you just see her bovine legs flailing about as she is flat on her back, hooves in the air, mooing for help........ and suddenly the lid shuts for the weekend.....
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TooMnyBeers1: LOL @ Logging, you people need to get a fuckin life
Tell us old wise one, what type of life you refer to....you mean the type of life that involves buying a 30 pack on the way home and getting so shit faced drunk you can't remember anything after? You mean the type of life where you and your on and off girlfriend FAKE getting logs from the room from others showing each of you flirting with others when both of you aren't in the room....and then you scold the room in general for sending those nonexistant logs? You mean the type of pathetic life that has you bragging about your so called big dick, yet when you aren't in the room, she LAUGHS at you as she tells the room that dick is always limp? Next time, be a bit more specific asshole
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Well see, now i feel ZERO guilt for outing anything about Elaine......because this friendz name PEGGED this big time...the duhhh name comes back to Elaine's screen name as the master account......and i have blanked out sweetforeveron's info but in the room it was full name, addy, phone etc.....hey elaine...i bet it pisses you the fuck off you can't get mine....but thing is....even if you ever do...i dont give a rats ass.....you cant do shit....all you are is a loud mouth scumbag piece of shit shank.......and i am laughing my ass off that you are so dumb you thought you could do this anonymously.....hell elaine...what happened to yo bad ass self???
Kdcs11171: <~not a wife
duhhhhhhhhhh123: SWEETFOREVERON = XXXX XXXXXXX Street, Hammond, IN 46323. Telephone number: XXX-XXX-6164
Kdcs11171: wow
SwTirishTeri333: oh boy
EyeDocAndy1: OOOOH LETS ALL CALL HER
FireJms246: not cool duhhhhhhh
Kdcs11171: duh why would you do that?
SwTirishTeri333: duh why you posting julies number?
duhhhhhhhhhh123: Name: Julie C. XXXXX
Kdcs11171: ok so you can post her info ... what good does that do you?
Kdcs11171: are we all going to show up at her house?
babz1566: I just e-mailed it to her
duhhhhhhhhhh123: shut the fuck up bitch. you bow to this man. kneel before your god
friendz28283: Elaine why are you on here as duhhhhh and posting julies info???
duhhhhhhhhhh123: fire shut the fuck up fire fighters suck. be a man and be a cop
friendz28283: Elaine in new jersy is.. this duhhhhhhhhhh person
FireJms246: lol cops r pussys
Kdcs11171: james
FireJms246: hi terah
FireJms246: yes
Kdcs11171: they are not
EyeDocAndy1: FIRE FIGHTER =UNCLE TOM
FireJms246: i know there not
Kdcs11171: thank you
friendz28283: WOW elaine who knew you were so underhanded????????????
friendz28283: well I guess we all do now
babz1566: I shared it with Sweet
duhhhhhhhhhh123: who is fucking who in here
friendz28283: and I have proof you are elaine
friendz28283: wow elaine you are really a sicko to make that duhhhhhhhhhhhhh name
duhhhhhhhhhh123: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
SwTirishTeri333: who is elaine?
Simonistx42x: somebody post sweet's info again
friendz28283: duh is elaine
Kdcs11171: wow I am lost
SwTirishTeri333: holy shit im getting confused
duhhhhhhhhhh123: Julie C. XXXXX, XXX-XXX-6164 XXXX XXXXXXX Street, Hammond, IN 46323
Simonistx42x: hammond IN.. how odd
friendz28283: ok lets post elaines name and her facebook link
friendz28283: lmao
duhhhhhhhhhh123: yeah post her shit man. I got to fuck up her world too
Simonistx42x: Julie C. XXXXX, XXX-XXX-6164 XXXX XXXXXXX Street, Hammond, IN 46323
SwTirishTeri333: holy shit everyone in here has gone nuts for the holiday lol
Simonistx42x: bitch lies about me
friendz28283: I wouldn't post stuff that's lowdown
Simonistx42x: fuck her
Kdcs11171: <~hasnt
friendz28283: elaine you are as sick as everyone has said
duhhhhhhhhhh123: I would Tell Elane shes next
OnlineHost: duhhhhhhhhhh123 has left the room.
friendz28283: YOU are elaine
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Andy was bellowing to the room how he was the god Anubis....and DarrFive gigged him that Anubis was malware used to infect computers...then this
DarrFive: anubis is also god of the Dead.. a jackal.. that fits too
Salltydwg50: nice googling Darr
Salltydwg50: ya idiot
DarrFive: actually, sallty it's kind of sad you are upset with people who choose to be informed
DarrFive: but that is you.
Salltydwg50: informed?..........who can't google!!!......lol
DarrFive: and why shouldnt we google? You stated it like that's a bad thing.
DarrFive: we can also read, take classes, etc.. all good for the brain
OnlineHost: john0213602136 has entered the room.
Salltydwg50: google all yu want but don't come off like you knew......k?
DarrFive: I know , because I googled. how else do we know? by osmosis?
DarrFive: k?
DarrFive: lame attempt at a put down sallty
Salltydwg50: lol......i knew
Salltydwg50: lame attept to be smart
DarrFive: wonderful, I celebrate knowledge.. there are many ways to gain it
DarrFive: knowledge is not a contest sallty..
DarrFive: Im happy you are able to know things
Salltydwg50: profound
Yummeelishious: you two need to get a room like a cranky married couple they way you bicker
DarrFive: woudl you be happier to talk about your penis, yummie?
Salltydwg50: lol
Yummeelishious: i'd be happier if you two didnt bring the room down
DarrFive: and you dont??
Salltydwg50: yummy is another aol fool........nosey too
Yummeelishious: nope i bring humor not a B&M session
DarrFive: I see, yummy has to approve of the topic
Salltydwg50: humor?
Salltydwg50: when
Everytime i went to type commentary here on the Pier, she beat me to the punch on what i was gonna say here....but what cracked me up was when the pathetic "yummee" piped up.....this is the fucking dumbass that has a WOMANLY name that bitches about men im'ng him....but he showed his true idiocy yesterday typing in PINK......hey dumbass...get a clue..anyways...kudos to DarrFive for saying it better than i could have to both of them
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BDOS: i just cruise down the river on sunday looking @ the birds to see which one i want to be
I'm thinking you're a vulture, yanno since you prey upon and zero in on weak women and because, well, the dodo went extinct
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man oh man.....i sat down here to skim logs from the last couple days and of course the Elaine saga has taken over this week.....and Jerz is describing when Elaine hit her up for money....i haven't stopped laughing for several minutes here......this is proof that Elaine is a man or at minimum a hermaphrodite...cuz bitch, this takes balls.......
jerzeeegirl72: ya know, i didnt want to be mean and say..hell no are you serious?
OnlineHost: HUGGAMAX has left the room.
Kmaytenn: yeah well
jerzeeegirl72: so i said, well im here erin is sleeping, shes not feeling well, which was true
jerzeeegirl72: she goes, let me send you the link for western union, you can send it online
Kmaytenn: lmao
jerzeeegirl72: i said, sorry, cant do it
jerzeeegirl72: lmao, nerve huh?
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EyeDocAndy1: I WAS JUST CALLED UP BY THE LYONS CLUB AND I WAS TOLD FORGET ABOUT GOING TO THE CHILDRENS HOSPITAL BECAUSE THERE IS A BAD GI VIRUS GOING AROUND. I BOUGHT SO MANY PRESENTS THAT REALLY SUCKS
This was his second round of talking about this today....earlier he had said how he spent thousands of dollars on these supposed gifts....well Andy, someone that has a truly giving heart doesn't feel the need to brag about their charitable contributions, especially in the big ass font you use.....they do so from the compassion for the cause. You probably went to Goodwill and loaded up on their dirty used toys so you could look like da man as you strolled in......and by the way...it's Lion's....not Lyons....you dont even know the name of the club you're in???
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Every now and then, one sees idiocy that boggles the mind even moreso than the typical chatroom fare.....this is one of those times....
Crazyguy6664: <<<<<<<<moving in with naughty
naughtynnice252: Crazy not sure my husband would like that
Crazyguy6664: ill take care of ur hubby
naughtynnice252: oh I throught you wanted to take care of me
Crazyguy6664: lol i meant ill get rid of ur hubby
naughtynnice252: Oh.
Crazyguy6664: just oh?????
naughtynnice252: he is a pretty big man
Crazyguy6664: <<large an thick.... remember?
lmao can't you just see Fuckhead Frank being a hitman for the mob.......he makes the intended target get in an execution style position and proceeds to try to beat them to death with his little wanger....cuz well...it has that piercing yanno and man oh man...that can do some damage. And let's be real.....i can't speak for women per se ....but i'm thinking he has to be delusional to think his cock talk is a turn on to most women, especially since that seems to be all he can talk about
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Fahntastik: i swear,, any dude that takes the time to writee all that shit,, needs to get out more
This was the brainiac from Jersey, commenting on the Pier.......well gee dickwad, i guess i could try to be more like you and attempt to hook up with every skank that comes through the door (do the names Fetsy and Cara Mia ring a bell).....and then pout and bail the room when i don't get the attention i want. Well dude here's the deal, when I'm online, I can either spend my time in the room saying nonsense and drinking like you.. or I could spend my time commenting on the nonsense people say.. its the same thing, dude.....why the hell do you care what i spend my time doing......you don't like it? go fuck yourself you jealous pig
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Z0EYL0VE43: i told the room i am going after bdos he is gonna be mine and a lot said no way zoey he wont have nothign to do with you
Z0EYL0VE43: but he didO:-)
BDOS: zzzzzz it up
Z0EYL0VE43: what this comes down to is that go after what you want or who you want it can happen
Z0EYL0VE43: :-X
DisClickableMe: even on Christmas, he barks orders
DisClickableMe: "Sit, Zoey.... SIT"
Z0EYL0VE43: disky now come on
Z0EYL0VE43: i so happen to be in love with him and he gives me what i want
Z0EYL0VE43: well 90 percent of the time
BDOS: dick your still CRYING
Z0EYL0VE43: i didnt get my car but i am okay with this
DisClickableMe: and if tomorrow he were broke?
BDOS: :'(
Z0EYL0VE43: disky even if he was broke or didnt have what he has i would still want him
DisClickableMe: you say that now.... But his overbearing, controlling nature wouldn't be nearly as "pleasurable" .....
Z0EYL0VE43: disky he is not all that controlling
DisClickableMe: riiiiiight
DisClickableMe: brb...
BDOS: zzzzz it up
Z0EYL0VE43: :-X
DisClickableMe: lol... again, he barks
there was a lot more said, but this is the gist of the conversation......i swear i haven't stopped laughing for 5 minutes......"he is not all that controlling"???? lmaooooooo that's like saying Charles Manson isn't all that bad, yanno, once you put the murders to the side and all......God this woman is denser than a supermassive black hole...and then the bitch has the nerve to whine about not getting a car for Christmas....hey Zoey, here's a clue....why don't you go help someone that is truly in need of say...food, clothes, etc....and be happy with the car you have......what's that? BDOS doesn't let you have a car???? no way!!! who woulda thunk.......
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Ya wake up Christmas morning with anticipation of happy times and family being close, hot apple cider, Christmas dinner and even a bit of mirth and perhaps some merriment....and then you happen to check the computer and see this......
BDOS: I contented to close you have onand age if your computer
BDOS: I can tell you everything about your but she would not admit the truth
BDOS: that makes me a different species (yes we know BDOS, the prevalent theory is you are a Papio cynocephalus cynocephalus, otherwise known as the Yellow Central Baboon)
BDOS: from the time you ever so many decent name have I ever communicate with any of you
BDOS: know because I was monitoring you for many years
BDOS: before I wanted to say something
BDOS: I would say something that I would make it so funny that you would insult me over and over
BDOS: and I would keep smiling
BDOS: because I wanted to find out what you people were all about
BDOS: you didn't see the person or persons eight could be a machine
BDOS: that each and everyone of you had something to see
BDOS: that was when I said sufficient is sufficient
ok so he either just admitted he is the Dumbest Person to Ever Work For the NSA or that he was some nerd in high school that stalked peeps
BDOS: so now you had created a monster with a very smart head
BDOS: and you cannot control of the monster that you have created
No doubt whatsoever he is speaking of EyeCrockAndy here
BDOS: so I'm just reminding you in many years back would you like me to recite
BDOS: some of the things that some of you have said in those days
BDOS: now every photograph I have from the different species
BDOS: into rooms the popular rooms was the Colorado rooms
BDOS: they had some very nice people some
Nothing is keeping you from going back to said nice room, asshole
BDOS: I notice stories is running her mouth constantly
Just like a broken clock, even a BDOS can be right twice a day
BDOS: I think this lighting doorbehind the computer need to be clean
BDOS: it have a lot of fingerprints on it
BDOS: as far as I can see
BDOS: I think the flowers on the right hand side company to door need to be change
BDOS: should I continue
Awww, here he is making Zoey's chore list for her.....hey lazy ass, just grab a bottle of windex and a paper towel and clean it yourself
BDOS: and I think you should put on a different outfit
BDOS: the outfit you have on is bursting
And of course, telling her how to dress
BDOS: and you have false teeth
BDOS: you should put them
Aha!!!! We all knew the bitch was old....what'd you do, hook up with her at the nursing home?
BDOS: if you feel you can do something you do it
BDOS: do not that nobody tell you that you cannot do it at your age
BDOS: be frisky
So why is this advice supposedly good for others, but he has to control EVERY MOVE she makes. i bet this asshole even has her on a bathroom schedule....what a pig
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Dear Moron Who Assumes They Suspended My Chat Room Privileges;
Surely you aren't so clueless to assume the sparky name is the only name i use in there are you? I not only have more than one name i can and do log with, i have more than one aol account tied to DIFFERENT names that you can never possibly figure out. You fool. So laugh your ass off all the way back to Stupidville, USA and just know you aren't the only one who can hack and mess with people.....so beware you little piece of shit punk. If AOL doesn't get you first, someone else will. Merry Christmas :)
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BDOS bragging how he took it up the ass in prison and somehow maintained control
BDOS: when I was a certain age I had 64 men and I was in charge
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Speaking of Zoey....there have been times in the past i actually had some sympathy for her and her "situation".....but as i read her and dumbass over the months, i realized she CHOOSES the life she has....which makes her just as sick, if not moreso, than he. People like her don't deserve respect because they don't have any for themselves. As controlling and most likely abusive as he may be, she can leave....she willingly moved in with him....what a fine example she is for her kids huh.
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and now he is back to his usual brainless self
BDOS: hard-working Americans don't even have a good Christmas and you people that don't work have a better Christmas
BDOS: something is wrong and is subject
BDOS: I think it's the fault of the Republicans
hey BDUMB, maybe,,,,just maybe,,,,it's the fault of those people that can work and choose not to do so because the handouts make it easier to do so...and guess where those handouts come from....the TAXES the hard working Americans pay......and if you wanna blame the politicians, then feel free to put BOTH major parties under the microscope and i think you will find they pander to whoever and whatever cause will get then reelected.....hell i think people on welfare make damn near as much as people on Walmart.....pretty sad when the LARGEST employer in america has a noticeable share of their workforce on government aid. You can even blame professional athletes in this mix, because SOMEONE has to pay those endorsement contracts and commercials they appear on....guess who that is? oh wait, you're dumb, you can't figure it out......well the simple version is it drives the prices of a number of products sky high and then the competition for those products think well if they can charge that so can we....and don't even get me started on the pharmaceutical and health "care" industries.....so the short version of all this BDOS is this.....the next time you feel tempted to open your mouth and criticize anyone else before you look at your own moronic, controlling, male chauvinist piggy ass self, don't.......just shut the fuck up and go let Zoey out of her dungeon....it's feeding and watering time. Asshole
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the one and only time BDOS ever made sense...................
Xmasnowangel: when was the last time you farting in a public place and where was it?
Tm59wlkr: last week
Tm59wlkr: at walmart
Xmasnowangel: lol tim
OnlineHost: TREEHIDE has entered the room.
BDOS: can you imagine and one person is asking such a question
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wow, post a little bit of reality and all hell breaks loose lmaoooooooo...hey Elaine, you dumbass, i got people mailing me left and right and i'm thinkin you have burned some bridges.....i had received a mail involving 2 roomies and Elaine earlier and have held off on posting that since i wasn't 100% sure if that was the goal of them sending....but this mail from Arg was very clear....and frankly Elaine, i have to side with the man on this one....you have lost total control and have your head totally up your ass.....so without further ado....this was in my mailbox when i got home and i am posting this in it's entirety.......don't be mad at me Elaine....i'm just the messenger on this one lmaoooooo....(actually i don't give a rat's ass if you're mad at me or not, truth hurts huh)
wanted to forward you an email in reference to the ongoing Elaine saga... she blocked my email, if you could I would appreciate it if you posted my response in your blog b/c we all know she reads it. The response and original message is below. Thanks for all the laughs!
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Sent: 12/23/2013 8:15:20 P.M. Eastern Standard Time
Subj: Re: me
Hi Elaine,
First, I don't appreciate your accusatory stamens and threats. Second, I have never posted any of your information, nor have I even bothered to goggle search any of your information. You have always been a decent person towards me and in return, I the same to you; I have or have had no reason to due such things that you accuse me of doing. I have never "run" anyone's personal information as you stated, that is illegal, it is documented for ever and I would loose my job (Why would I want to loose my job over people on A.O.L.) Furthermore, the information I have found on others (not including you, due to me not looking any of your information up) has all been found, legally, using Google search engines. Also, I am a very humble, kind and givving person, I only react accordingly when challanged. Lastly, I have never used the work's computer to use A.O.L., I use only my personal computer and when I do, to help protect my identity, I use three to five proxy servers, therefore my I.P. address is not traceable. This account was also created with a false name and information and I used a pre-paid gift card to open the account, also to protect my identity. Before you make accusatory statements and threats make sure you have all of your information correct.
Sincerely,
Scott (if that is even my real name)
In a message dated 12/23/2013 5:18:45 P.M. Eastern Standard Time, [email protected] writes:
You ever post my personal information again and I don't care if it is through your private computer or the police departments computer I am going to shut you down legally and with fever. Do you understand Scott? This is serious shit you are doing not only to me but to other people in the room running their information.
I don't think the state of NJ or the police department appreciates you being on AOL on the job particularly since you are bragging you get paid $ 50 an hour on a utility detail and calling a woman a cunt. You think as a cop you would be a hell of a lot more humble.
I know what you are saying to Chelle. It was sent to me via email. I gave her a reaming. I also gave Jerzee a reaming.
I am a lot closer to the police department than you think Scott. You would think you respected my tenur with them but you screwed up. You really need to wrap your head around this. This is not a threat Scott. i don't do threats. This is in my rights. You are understanding me now Scott.
Don't make me do the unthinkable and make phone calls. Stop the bullshit.
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I know some have been waiting for the part 2 of the Elaine saga...and since the bitch doesn't know how to keep her mouth shut....here goes....
first....let me clarify something she has tried to misconstrue. I NEVER said Diane from this other room emailed me....what i said was i got an email about how Elaine was trying to snag some Diane wallet action...and at the time i suspected, but wasn't sure, that the Diane being referred to was the infamous Camreo of married 4 and married 1...remember her? She remade herself and hit the 40's rooms as the screenname dare2Bdi . She was a lying con artist that has been in jail more than once for trying to fuck people over on money.....and apparently Elaine became buds with her...isn't that funny...two con artists trying to con each other out of money they think the other has?
Well Elaine confirmed that it was one and the same Diane with all her rants in the room.....so now below...is a paste of parts of the original mails i got from....the messenger....
She hung out in either 40 friends or 40's love,...... as the story goes... she was having financial problems and a woman named Diane was sending her money and had requested her to let her and her husband move in with them until they got on their feet. Elaine must have exhausted resources with this woman and they had it out so she left the room and came into Married. Since she has been in this room she has bragged about working from home, she brags about all the money they spend, and the expensive food they eat, and all the trips they take..of course along with the wonderful sex they have.
part 2 is the smoking gun.....people can say i made up all of this all they want (except the twitter account, which no one can fake that after the fact)..... no one can go back in time and paste what Elaine pasted in December of 2012 at this website...... If you dont see the comments below the article, then you have to click Comments above the article, then scroll way way down(the scroll bar indicator should be about 90% of the way down) on the comments to the Dec 26, 2012 entry after the article but trust me...it's worth it.....so Elaine...you deny all you want....but you ain't lying your way out of this one you dumb hobag bitch....
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2012/11/27/absolutely-everything-you-need-to-know-about-the-fiscal-cliff-in-one-faq/#comments
dont ever call me a liar again or i will just have to post more shit about you....anyone that leaves this kind of info layin about has to have a lot more out there...and one final paste...i got a subsequent email that basically said the 2-3 days elaine was absent from married, she was in biker bar....and apparently before she went to visit there she hit 2-3 married room peeps up for money....i have no proof of this...but it sounds true to me
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lmao@ this mail i just opened from a roomie.....i have seen this before but the reason i am laughing is because the subject of this email is a total bitch and acts like its everyone else being mean to her. Hey Diamond? you stupid bitch, aren't you aware ANYBODY can google your diamond screen name and find out you are a home health/PCA? Why just today you were telling the room how you sell diamonds for a living......wow, you must suck at that if you are willing to accept 400 a week to do this.....and before anyone gets their underpants wadded up..i am not dissing home health care assistants.....i may need one in 20-30 years....but its hilarious how she tries to be something she is not...one little excerpt though really cracks me up....
Specifically, will not assist with the following IADLs:
lmaoooooo....Yark Work??? fuck me running....i think i will tell the wife "bitch, you didn't marry John Deere, i ain't doin no yark work".....the woman will have me committed in less than 24 hours, tops
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can you imagine your life being so pathetic, you have to "brag" about this.......
naughtynnice252: Crazy got a pic the other day , i believe its bigger then yours
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Yanno, if you really think about it, Tommie is the Ron Jeremy of AOL....he IS a big dick and slimy greasy pig...no wonder he and piglet match so well
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I'm wondering what editor @ GQ thought it would be a bright idea to interview the patriarch of a blatantly southern redneck family with a no holds barred commentary....that's like Playboy interviewing an Amish leader and asking what he thinks about the centerfold...what the hell did they think was gonna happen?
Thing is, you don't have to agree with what he said, but the man has the right to his beliefs(that's what makes them his), whatever they may be and it really cracks me up that A&E is saddened, disappointed, etc based on comments from the star of their biggest show...now bitch, THAT'S reality.....
And could someone please tell me why is it the far left liberal media is all aghast and horrified with an opinion so diverse from theirs? Isn't the Democratic party supposed to be the party of diversity? Yet, if you think about it, all the political correctness the extreme far left demands....makes them the most non-diverse people there are.
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Z0EYL0VE43: but i havent had a shower yet
Matissee: wow no shower bdos isnt home?
Z0EYL0VE43: yes he is here
DisClickableMe: well, damn... you better hurry before the master gets up... you know how anal he is about women and clean coochies
Matissee: and you came online without showering first that's unheard of
Z0EYL0VE43: yes i did
Z0EYL0VE43: but i am a clean person
DisClickableMe: maybe he has a cold
Matissee: lol plugged up
DisClickableMe: yup
funny how a guy so full of shit as BDOS is can be so demanding about anyone else taking a shower....and he's plugged up all right....that usually happens when one has their head up their ass
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ok here's one to make you ponder......what's (stupider, more pathetic, grosser, attention needy).....
a. Anais talking about her dumb fuckin skinny jeans
orrrrrrrrr.....
b. Crazy (possibly aka BDOS based on recent info) talking about his gross m%##%#$$ pierced dick.....and speaking of said putrid dick....didn't Notas and Tang already bust him on that not really even being his??? like a year ago?
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Yanno, i don't really care if someone has different screen names they like to use to come into the room, hell most on AOL HAVE done that and the ones who say they haven't are probably lying......what cracks me up though is when it's very apparent they are a recent roomie and they try to act "new".....making a number of comments to reinforce their newness.....new people really don't know to make those kinds of comments....so it's like a red flag waving......the most recent example? HoneynVenom321, whom most of you have seen recently as Ginuwinelady whatever her name is
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Ok remember the nosey broads on Edward Scissorhands that would call each other and do all the gossiping.....that's the image that came to mind when i saw these 2 dumbass bitches....
CARA MlA 1: Ok .. Zoe... I gtg . but Im gonna give ya a call in a bit!
CARA MlA 1: answer ya phone!
CARA MlA 1: gtg BYE!
CARA MlA 1: ZOE!
Z0EYL0VE43: okay bye i am too hurry up call me
Z0EYL0VE43: bye
CARA MlA 1: k byeeeeeeeeeeee
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AnaisAnnais: I am from Peru
the reason Anais has to be from Peru is because it's the only South American country she can reliably spell without having to google a map of the continent
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ShadyPremise2: Lemon you are full ofcrap .. I actually work for a living
If you call failing 30-40% of the items your daycare gets inspected for working for a living, uh....ok.....in anyone elses world, that's a C average at best
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Well Well Well.....look at Dumb and Dumber, aka Tommy Ringo and Piglet, trying to be el sneako....and sure enough, DarrFive was right,,,the shadypremise1 name ties back to tommys master screen name and the other ties back to piglets. Could someone please tell these 2 morons that Shady Premise has a master SN of jessiebelle12 which also happens to be Barrydude, juddgemental, charles has gall and a number of other names....if you are gonna clone someone, you might wanna cover your tracks better....but then again, greasy goat tracks and pig feet are easy to spot in the mud you two wallow in....
DarrFive: hi Kelly and Tommy
IceGnome84: Hi Ladies my name is Jeffrey 29 ri single
Freshprinc10: 17/f/ga message me to chat
OnlineHost: Freshprinc10 has left the room.
DarrFive: cute new screen names.. you two a couple now?
RideMeLikeASled: wait.........tommy is where??
AVRICK: sc what ya do for fun out in cali
dianeil1964: how is everyone tonight?
Couldwont: hi diane
AVRICK: hi dianne
DarrFive: he is shady premise 1 and kelly is shady premise 2.. cute huh?
OnlineHost: Diamondgal13 has entered the room.
Diamondgal13: hi room
Couldwont: hi diamo
Diamondgal13: Hi ken
Evilone2980: hi diamond
HawkRidesAHarley: hello Diamond
Diamondgal13: Hi could
RideMeLikeASled: oh lord. they hijacked the real shady then? lol
greaaat
Diamondgal13: hi evil
AVRICK: hi diamond
AnaisAnnais: so pretty
Diamondgal13: hi hawk
RideMeLikeASled: diam**********
AnaisAnnais: mmm
SCSilk: Performing dance, color guard and drums; gourmet dining and wine
tasting; trivia, urban legends, linguistics, astronomy; attending live
sporting, music and comedy events
DarrFive: lol it is funny
Nitetrn1: I remember you, Diamond
Diamondgal13: ride************
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Below is a room chat that took place within the last couple of days after i posted about Elaine being a survey pimp and using her Twitter account to do it....as you read this, remember these points i make...
1. Elaine, do you really expect anyone to believe that twitter account isnt you.....its easy to access it...all one has to do is put that url into the browser and your twitter account IS RIGHT THERE!!!....and its total bullshit that someone hacked your twitter account...if that's the case, all you had to do was delete those entries. And knowing how weaselly you are (just like Rhonda, you try to twist situations to make it everyone else's fault but your own), don't try to sit there and say someone from this room made that account with your name on it....the bulk of those survey posts were done in 2012, long before the Pier was even around and i believe even before you started coming into Married all that much.
2. Everything in this log paste is exactly word for word how it happened, and anyone in the room at the time can attest to that...so don't go claiming that i somehow altered the log....the reason that is important is ........
3. If you read the log closely....you will see how Elaine reacts to stuff i posted at the Pier BEFORE she even went to read it.....
in talking with jerz, she acted like she didn't know anything about my post, but immediately said .." I dont have a twitter acct"... yet supposedly read my post 40-50 lines or so down from that. She also mentioned the fake surveys before she read it.
4. I didn't go digging for this info, it was emailed to me from someone that ratted Elaine out on a lot of info....some of it very embarrassing.....and if Elaine keeps pushing this issue...i WILL post the rest.....so poke away bitch and you will have shit on your face. Do you really want me bringing up your history in one of the 40's chatrooms with the woman named Diane? Hell i am embarrassed for you even if you have none for yourself and i really dont want to do it...but i will if you keep pushing this.......and If you want to blame someone, blame the person who sent it.....oh wait...that's right...you dont know who it is lmaoooooo...well i guess you better figure out who your so called friends are dumbass.....
5. And bottom line Elaine....above and beyond all that.. me thinks thou doth protest too much. I knew you would do exactly what you did by saying Im bipolar, on ssd, etc. Those are the actions of one who has been outted as a phony. And could you do me a favor please...i like to actually retain food i eat in my stomach AFTER i eat it, so refrain from declaring how i must have some sort of thing for you, cuz bitch, i can promise you that you cant come close to comparing to the woman i love and want. She has more class in her fingernail clippings than you have ever had your entire life.
So without further ado.....here is the log paste....judge for yourselves......
JohnNChristineFL: why not just say koshered smoked salmon
jerzeeegirl72: elaine, wtfwas sparky ranting about?
Elaine1970inNJ: cause lox is shorter lol
PauIDOM1: some people have a different name for it........crap
jerzeeegirl72: lol paul
Elaine1970inNJ: I don't know jerz what happened?
OnlineHost: Lanzer01 has entered the room.
OnlineHost: Cindi4fungrl has entered the room.
JohnNChristineFL: then you have to explain it too heathens like me
Lycan092974: all I know is fish don't belong on a bagel
jerzeeegirl72: he has a thing about you doing surveys
jerzeeegirl72: lol lycan
Elaine1970inNJ: I don't have a twitter account lol
jerzeeegirl72: i dont likelox..i do like plank grilled salmon though
OnlineHost: CarpenterDan66 has left the room.
jerzeeegirl72: lol elaine...
JohnNChristineFL: smoked salmon is nice
Lycan092974: but not on a breakfast food
Elaine1970inNJ: guess he got pissed because I announced how angry he must be
at the world lol
jerzeeegirl72: i was thinking it must be a hack, to get people to click
links..run a scan?
JohnNChristineFL: probally
jerzeeegirl72: you should run a scan
OnlineHost: Lanzer01 has left the room.
Lycan092974: Who is angry at the world....GOD DAMNIT!
JohnNChristineFL: lol
Elaine1970inNJ: obviously someone made an account in my name lol
JohnNChristineFL: stop the world i want to get off
Elaine1970inNJ: I've been exposed in fake surverys lol
jerzeeegirl72: and it has links to the surveys...which i dontthink id click
JohnNChristineFL: remember that
jerzeeegirl72: lol
Elaine1970inNJ: poor soul pulling for hairs out of the thin sky. LOL I'd buy
him a drink but he'd follow me home lol
jerzeeegirl72: i was wondering why anyone would care if you did them
jerzeeegirl72: lol
Elaine1970inNJ: I don't do them. That's the thing lol
Elaine1970inNJ: I don't even have a twitter account
Elaine1970inNJ: so this is news to me
Lycan092974: I don't take surveys...I census taker tried to test me once...I
ate her liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti
jerzeeegirl72: lmao...well maybe they owe you money
jerzeeegirl72: lol lycan
PauIDOM1: That would have gone better with a nice merlot.
OnlineHost: hawaiianzo6 has entered the room.
Elaine1970inNJ: anyone with half a brain would know it's a hack. Apparently
poor sparky is going to weep over his hs diploma and find out why he was
pushed through school lol
Lycan092974: and usually I don't care much for liver but the point had to be
made
jerzeeegirl72: lol
OnlineHost: Oregonangel1958 has entered the room.
JohnNChristineFL: hi angel
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Lycan092974: merlot.....I aint drinking and god damn merlot!
Lycan092974: any*&
jerzeeegirl72: lol
JohnNChristineFL: <<
Oregonangel1958: hi john
PauIDOM1: oh oh, I touched a nerve...ixnay on the merlot
JohnNChristineFL: boones farm
Lycan092974: that was from a mvie
JASON4VOORHEES2: I remember a scary story about a ghost that wanted its
liver back
Lycan092974: movie
jerzeeegirl72: lol careful, hes armed...and its not paper
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Lycan092974: Sideways
JohnNChristineFL: or red lady 21 is fine wine
jerzeeegirl72: i dont drink wine
PauIDOM1: I know...the cencus taker told me
JohnNChristineFL: whos armed lol
jerzeeegirl72: lol..i dont really drink any alcohol
PauIDOM1: I know you don't
PauIDOM1: <wink>
jerzeeegirl72: <giggle>
jerzeeegirl72: lol imma hush
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PauIDOM1: yes.....people are talking
jerzeeegirl72: right
jerzeeegirl72: ill get yelled at again..for something
jerzeeegirl72: lol
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PauIDOM1: and God forbid...we don't want rumors spread on aol
Lycan092974: it is only a matter of time
jerzeeegirl72: really
jerzeeegirl72: true lycan
PauIDOM1: eh, you're gonna get yelled at sooner or later anyway
jerzeeegirl72: lol mhmm
jerzeeegirl72: <shrug>
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Lycan092974: might as well make the juice worth the squeeze
jerzeeegirl72: lol
Elaine1970inNJ: wow he wrote a whole paragraph on me LOLOL Hey
Sparky?.........poke, poke, poke
JohnNChristineFL: back
jerzeeegirl72: thesqueezing was his favorite part
PauIDOM1: Like yesterday when I asked "sweetladyrose" how someone who looks
like Susan Boyle could be such a bitch!
jerzeeegirl72: lol elaine
jerzeeegirl72: hahaha paul. oh man
PauIDOM1: oh yeh...fresh squeezed is fantastic
jerzeeegirl72: lol
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jerzeeegirl72: ok, i did laugh at the part about tommy
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EyeDocAndyNj1: 8-)8-)
Lycan092974: ok who remembers the movie, The Jerk?
PauIDOM1: One must always laugh about Tommy, it's required aol
jerzeeegirl72: id, i love that movie
jerzeeegirl72: hahaha paul, yes
PauIDOM1: I remember part of it
jerzeeegirl72: i do*
Elaine1970inNJ: He's laughable. What person of sound body and mind believes
all this. It is obvious the truth hurt.
Lycan092974: the part when he found his name in the phone book...and
goes...'I made it...I'm SOMEBODY!"
jerzeeegirl72: i love when he hitches a ride, in the begining
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jerzeeegirl72: and the family is eating dinner
Lycan092974: If I ever make it to that blog thing that'll be my reaction
jerzeeegirl72: lol mhmm lycan
Elaine1970inNJ: I wonder if he even has a job or on SSD for being bipolar
PauIDOM1: Jerzeee made it
jerzeeegirl72: i did <bows>
EyeDocAndyNj1: WHO U TALKIN ABOUT ELAINE
Lycan092974: you did?
jerzeeegirl72: not really about me, but a story i told
PauIDOM1: I'm surprised Golf didn't make it
Lycan092974: oh
Lycan092974: well.....it is better than nothing
jerzeeegirl72: yes, about the 2 guys i now here in tx, wentto a strip
trailer bar
jerzeeegirl72: i know, me too
Lycan092974: oh yeah the strip trailer
JohnNChristineFL: strip trailer park ?
PauIDOM1: Michael's dick even made it!!
Lycan092974: that is on my bucket list
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jerzeeegirl72: right lycan, he putthat on thre
JohnNChristineFL: gotta be a class act
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EyeDocAndyNj1: REAL CLASS JERZEE
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Lmaooooo@ tommy ranting on and on about this blog.....the only thing that has gotten more airplay out of his diseased mouth is michael's dick pic......hey tommy? let me make something perfectly clear to you and that ACME brick you call a brain.....I DO NOT FUCKING CARE IF I AM ABOUT TO BE REVEALED.....I DO NOT CARE WHAT YOU KNOW OR THINK YOU KNOW ABOUT ME....I AM NOT HIDING FROM ANYONE.....THERE IS NO ONE TO HIDE FROM AND I DONT CARE WHAT PEOPLE KNOW OR THINK ABOUT ME....AT ALL.......EVER.......DOES YOUR SQUIRMING PILE OF WORMY BRAIN MASS UNDERSTAND???? GOOD....NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP.......I SAW A PIC OF YOU ONE TIME AND YOU LOOKED LIKE A TALLER VERSION OF A DIRTY, UNKEMPT DANNY DEVITO WITH GREASEY HAIR COMBED OVER THE BALD SPOT.....ACTUALLY THATS AN INSULT TO DANNY.....NONETHELESS.....YOU ARE A SLIMEBALL.....NOW IF YOU HAVE INFORMATION ABOUT ME...FEEL FREE TO SAY IT....IF NOT, SHUT IT
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Yanno Elaine, i was going to cut you a break. See, i had someone from the room send me an email that contains very personal (and what most would consider to be embarrassing) information about you that you stupidly posted online at other websites and since i typically try to keep my postings to what actually happens in the room itself, i sat on that info. However, you had to open your "bigger than the Lincoln Tunnel" piehole you call a mouth and lip off how i am somehow traumatized by chatroom font. Well let me assure you neither you, nor anyone else i post about here has in any way traumatized me in any shape, form or fashion. I don't have to justify why i post what i do, because much of it is me thinking aloud since, well, because i can. So here's what i'm going to do.....i am going to take the LEAST embarrassing information i received and post it here, along with the link to where the messenger found it and if you keep yammering in my direction, i may just have to make you look the loud mouth fool you are......
Ok, any of you who have been to websites to read articles have probably seen those stupid fucking comments where the poster of the comment says "I made a gazillion fucking dollars for one hour's work clicking ads online!! to find out more, click this link" or something similar, can attest to the fact only absolute morons post that shit and usually have sunk money into some bullshit kit or information package that promises they will "make ten THOUSAND dollars for just a few hours of work a week!!!". I wondered often if those were even real people most the time or some kind of posting bot that did that automatically....well apparently, Elaine is SO WEALTHY because she makes boatloads of cash every week doing that....see the sampling below....
Awesomest week ever! I made $341.47 just taking surveys this week so far :)) LOOK >> http://facebook.com/113425705480822
3:00 PM - 12 Oct 12 · Details
Favorite week ever! Made $284.17 just taking surveys this week so far :)) LOOK >> http://facebook.com/473044899384389
Favorite week ever! Earned $387.32 taking surveys this week so far =)) LOOK >> http://facebook.com/374668769277204
Ok all of the above was posted by our very own Elaine....at this link here
https://twitter.com/Elaine1970inNJ
Hey Elaine? Ever think you might want to separate your online room chat life from other websites you post at? No? Well you are truly a dumbshit then....keep talking in my direction and i will keep posting.....have a nice day :)
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CARA MlA 1: So mark .. where ya been?
RedFineWine37: jack long island here 45
reMarkablemnm: my position at my place of employment has changed and yeah.....no more daychatting
Nnjsexiekitty: hi jack
RedFineWine37: hello kitty
Nnjsexiekitty: u got a promotion remark ?
CARA MlA 1: your on top now?
Nnjsexiekitty: gm
CARA MlA 1: lol
reMarkablemnm: kitty i'm takin it that nnj is noith joisey?
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Nnjsexiekitty: very good
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reMarkablemnm: not a promotion, a lateral displacement of my ability to woo women on aol while being paid to enjoy the myriad of benefits afforded by our illustrious president
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Jwgreen21: Morning everyone
CARA MlA 1: Oh JOY .. lets celebrate
Nnjsexiekitty: oh
CARA MlA 1: sucks huh
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reMarkablemnm: lol breathe cara
Nnjsexiekitty: hi jwgreen
Wwrj0320: mark that sounds like it really sucks
CARA MlA 1: lol
Nnjsexiekitty: what kind of job is that ?
Jwgreen21: hi kitty. how is it going?
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Nnjsexiekitty: its going to snow rain and ice soon here that is how it is going
reMarkablemnm: i work for the gubbmint kitty
Nnjsexiekitty: lucky u
Nnjsexiekitty: i am retired thank god
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this is code for " i got busted chatting online at work so they installed monitoring software to ensure it doesn't happen again"......plus...does it irk anyone else that someone with a "gubbmint job" spent HOURS daily, for weeks at a time...month after month over the years chatting in the chatroom....think about all that taxpayer money that paid for him to chat....wait! wait!!! lightbulb city!!!! someone show this to FitCharmin whatever the fuck his name is...he will have an absolute coronary and we will be rid of him forever!!!! a sidebar to this....another irony is sandy aka cara, sits and rants about illegal immigrants and other drains on the american taxpayer in her Ann Coulter big mouth font.....yet because ole remark is a buddy of hers (and probably a past phone fuck) she has no issues with this....funny how someone can be so steadfast in their so called beliefs until it hits closer to home...i believe that's called hypocrisy
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Here it is folks....confirmation that Anais is a member of the Genus Bos of the Subfamily Bovinae....her and Lisahopkins can now have sleepovers and paint each other's hooves as they watch their DVD collection of Chick Fil A commercials
AnaisAnnais: i like to eat raw corn
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isnt "Ash" one of the ones who claims she doesn't talk about people behind their backs? I swear i have seen her say she tells people to their face ....and of course the slimy greaseball wwrj has to add his useless input....talk about a couple of total pieces of shit (and no i am not sticking up for the whine bag fahn, he is as much a prickwad as ever)....
Wwrj0320: 2nd oldest in the room(not tellin who the oldest one is)
Wwrj0320: (she might smack me)
OneButifulFatGrl: ok im back
Wwrj0320: wb one
Wwrj0320: and no it isnt one.
Wwrj0320: shes far too young to be old yet
OneButifulFatGrl: whos too young
Wwrj0320: you.
OneButifulFatGrl: lol how old do u think i am
Wwrj0320: 29
OneButifulFatGrl: lol no ur off bye a year
Wwrj0320: old enough to be your dad
OneButifulFatGrl: i know
Wwrj0320: now that was just mean
OneButifulFatGrl: no actually that is a compliment
Wwrj0320: "go cut me a switch" young lady
Wwrj0320: a rose bush switch
OneButifulFatGrl: lol willow tree switch
Wwrj0320: rose bush switch has thorns
OneButifulFatGrl: lmao you tryin to leave marks on me aintcha
Wwrj0320: yes so you will remember your transgression
OneButifulFatGrl: lmaoooo
OneButifulFatGrl: least u didnt get all ass hurt i i called u an old man
Wwrj0320: if you had said that i would have you drink an entire bottle of castor oikl
OneButifulFatGrl: i called fahn it one day last week that dude was all kinds of ass hurt put me on ignore and everything
Wwrj0320: well thats cause hwe has thin skin(which happens when you get as old as him)
OneButifulFatGrl: well he better toughen it up
Wwrj0320: sojme people cant toughen up
OneButifulFatGrl: this is true
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Kittyc100: sorry if i sounded like a baby when nnjkitty is in here,,, but ,,, i feel dumb when someone says hello and we both repsond
No, what you should feel dumb about is the fact you admit it bothers you that someone else has the nerve, audacity, vision, etc to put the same word in their SN.....its like in the Top 10 most overused Screenname words in the history of AOL....
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HollowWnd: I've never heard of popcornballs.
For those who may think i'm a bit hard on Miss Canned Air for Brains....i want you to reread the above comment...about 10 times...and then decide for yourself if she is either the most uneducated person you have ever read in a chatroom...or the most self absorbed......"Hi my name is Hollow, i live under a rock "
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Word on the street is.........Brensea is not 40 she is 52....She doesn't work in a bar she works at Ames which is a hardware store in PA...she doesn't own a home that her prostitution afforded her, she lives with her mother and father in an apartment ........note to the messenger....send proof, the world awaits..............also, one thing to consider is, maybe she works as a hooker out of the Ames store...it would give a whole new meaning to hardware professional......or ..pipewrench.......or....socket set.....oh god i have to stop, i could do this for hours...what a pun pun world we live in
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I'm thinking this dumbass took spelling lessons from EyeDocBlandy
HollowWnd: he's trying to divid and concour
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I'm not sure what's more puke-worthy.....watching Anais desperately trying to keep Grog intrigued or watching the sickening Tux-Hollow show....it's like watching the pilot episode for the Brady Bunch where they were trying to figure out how cutesy they wanted to be........and,,,,was I the only one who noticed how fast Hollow arrived in the room after Tux proudly announced he has about 8 AOL exes?
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Welcome to the premier episode of When Bad Artists "Go Bad" here on the ID network
AnaisAnnais: I am a sexy woman and a expressionist artist Ms. Lisa
AnaisAnnais: now.. step away
Narrator: Lisa wasn't expecting the shiv Ana had fashioned out of the end of one dog chewed paint brush.....that would get Ana another 5 years in the pen
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Kelly Ringo 7: tommy is a good friend
yanno how they say water seeks it's own level.....in this case....swine seeks it's own level.....i would say this shows how devoid of class she is....but she is and has always been just as slimey as he is......can't you just hear the oinks all the way from their pen?
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DieAngst: No. The sole purpose of any chat room is to provide a mask so people can live their fantisies. They can be how they are scared to be in real life. A mask is necessary because they are, at heart, cowards, and cowards always need
DieAngst: a mask,
DieAngst: Of course, that woould entail a belief in the conceptof anomie, and therefore the classificlassification of a chat room as a viable society
DieAngst: And, that, my unducated friends, is not small matter.
Two thoughts struck me as i read this.....it seems Die fancies himself as being a member of the intellectual elite, which is laughable because he sounds a lot more like BDOS than anything else. Also, if what he says has an inkling of truth, then his mask is being semi-intelligent.....hey Die, here's a suggestion.....go sip your brandy and fuck yourself.....chances are, that's the only action you will ever get on any level
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Well it looks like Juddgemental is back in his BIuntForceDrama name. I am on pins and needles awaiting a slew of bad puns and "pop culture from the 60's and 70's" references that he seems to churn out the way ......McD's churns out McRibs
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Welcome back to Roominations and may all have a Happy Thanksgiving.....
ok this is a really fucked up world....now see, the only things i go to McD's for are side salads and large diet cokes (it's hard to fuck those salads up, especially when you have a packet of Newman's Own to go with it) and correspondingly on the breakfast menu, sausage burritos and large coffees (once again, fuck up city hard to be found on those two destinations), So imagine my surprise when i pull into the drive thru (are you reading this Subway execs? i said DRIVE THRU) and i order a sausage burrito and that obligatory large coffee.
"Sir, we stopped serving breakfast at 10:30"
"I thought you served breakfast till 11?"
"No sir, it only 11 on weekends, on mondays thru fridays it's 10:30, EVEN ON HOLIDAYS" (she's the one who emphasized that, not me)
Man, i swear i was about to go all Adam Sandler ala Big Daddy on her ass, but since i didn't have a whiny kid next to me to blame it on, all i did was curtly reply "Well i sure don't want a side salad for BREAKFAST" and then ordered my g#%#$$%$%% m#$%$#$#$#$#% coffee. And for those of you who would be all agog that i didn't order the vaunted "McRib for a limited time only", all i will say is making a McRib is like taking an oversized chicken nugget mold and packing bits and pieces of pork product and other questionable ingredients in until it's solidified and then saying "McRib! Grill thyself!!" (get it? grill thyself...huh? huh? read it again...grill thyself...rhyme it if you have to, otherwise review the disclaimers at the entrance to the Pier)
And for those of you who may ask what the fuck this has to do with the chat room? NOTHING MORONS...i do have a full life outside of this blog and that room. As much as many of you would like to think i sit in mom's basement and pore over logs with a magnifying glass hour after hour, the simple concept you are missing is the fact the whole reason one would log is so they WOULDN'T have to do that...get it? Combined with sophisticated searching utilities, i can find damn near anything in less than 10 minutes a day.....so fuck off
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sometimes sheer stupidity disguises itself in the form of sheer irony.....this is a perfect example......i submit to you the case of the moron Haahe.......warning to any conservative or extreme far right Republicans reading this....you will become a proponent of abortion on demand once you see this dipshit talk....
HaaHeHeHaaH: im real picky
BDOS: you never want to see nobody progress
Cocapebbles71: define picky
BDOS: and that's a bad feeling that you have
ladyfiona1967: im picky too
RAMVET89: bdos - can you get any dumber?
naughtynnice252: sounds like a sissy
BDOS: you should be all this protest any person that want to cut with himself from the position that you in
BDOS: like some of you
HaaHeHeHaaH: i had a thing on here with a few asshole piece of shit frauds
ladyfiona1967: lol@naughty
HaaHeHeHaaH: im kinda picky now
HaaHeHeHaaH: i dont trust people on here
ladyfiona1967: wow haa
ladyfiona1967: me either that's why im a spy
Cocapebbles71: i dont blame ya haa
THEBATMAN58: ok no pic...takes a hint
RAMVET89:well that knocks fiona outta the running
Goldenpupps: hi all
HaaHeHeHaaH: lot of fake mother fuckers troll aol
THEN WHEN HE IS ASKED IF HE HAS A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT....
HaaHeHeHaaH: i have 2 actually
HaaHeHeHaaH: 1 is real the other one is fake i use to stalk family members
HaaHeHeHaaH: relatives and others
HaaHeHeHaaH: why do i feel like im being interrogated in here?
HaaHeHeHaaH: im not a hider
HaaHeHeHaaH: im not from this room
ok so he is REAL PICKY because he cant stand the fake m#$#%#$%#% who troll aol and doesn't trust people, yet he admits to having a fake m%##$%#$#$ facebook account and STALKING family members and "others".....wow.....this is way more than the pot calling the kettle black....i'm thinking this guy is a candidate for a one way ticket to the asylum (with bars on the windows)....can't you just see the Entry interview with the psychiatrist (fade to dream sequence ala Gilligans Island...the role of the psychiatrist is being played by the Professor....and i wont besmirch the rep of any of the other characters on the island having to play this clown)
Psychiatrist: So when did this dislike for fake m#$%#$@$@$ first begin for you Haahe
HaaHe: When i started using aol and found out they let you use more than one screen name
Psychiatrist: Well yes, there is the main screen name and then up to 6 others
HaaHe: wtf....are you a head doctor or an AOL customer support rep
Psychiatrist: AOL doesn't have customer support (recorded audience laughter)
HaaHe: I had known this woman for a full 3 days and thought we were in love
Psychiatrist: you fell in love with a woman on AOL after 3 days? What room were you in, Married? (recorded audience laughter). No seriously, what happened to get you so disillusioned?
HaaHe: Then I found out she had another screen name, she called it her master screen name, i didn't even know the bitch was into BDSM
Psychiatrist: God you're dumb
HaaHe: Then she sent me a pic and it looked like she weighed 10 more pounds than what she told me
Psychiatrist: Well the camera adds 10 pounds HaaHe
HaaHe: ohhhhh so now you're an Olympus camera expert???
Psychiatrist: Like everyone in Married chat at this moment, i am tempted to tell you to fuck off, but i digress. When you say you stalk others, who exactly is others?
HaaHe: For fucks sake doc? are you really that stupid? others is others! anyone that isn't family is others moron!! (tobacco spit)
ok ok enough of this .....but what cracked me up was when he actually commented on feeling interrogated....this guy comes in saying how he is looking for love on aol and admits to Tommy Ringo type behavior and then freaks out with questions being asked?
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Partially in reference to the Pier here, Tommy Dildo thought he should share some of his "wisdom" with the room.....yet in a mere 22 words, he just summed up all of his years of existence on AOL, except "dangerous" in his case is the fact people lose more brain cells reading him than had they spent the equal amount of time repeatedly banging their head against a Genuine Acme Brick wall
Tommy Ringo 7: The moral of the story is: Give an idiot a computer, show them how to turn it on, they become dangerous---lol
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P.S. to Return of the Pukebag Romeo.......watching a slimeball like that in action is the room chat equivalent of walking into a Walmart.....you suddenly feel grimy and have the urge to wash your hands, but not in their bathrooms.
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I present to you another episode of Married Room Moronics - Return of the Pukebag Romeo aka Mr Piece of Shit.....
Tarzan4322:hi Savanna
Savanna744: Hi Tarzan
DieAngst:Well,
Guten Nachmittag.
Tarzan4322: have always thought that is a pretty name
Savanna744:Die, what are you up to?
Savanna744:ty Tarzan
Tarzan4322: yvw
Tarzan4322: hard to imagine anything except a pretty woman behind that name
Z0EYL0VE43: hey savanna
Tarzan4322:just like Rhonda..lol
Savanna744: Hey Zoey
The cheesy lines drip off of him like grease off a new york pizza
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Welcome back to Roominations....
Sitting here watching what passes for "conversation" in Married chat and for about the gazillionith time, the topic is looks and physical attributes. It's really hard to believe most of these people are in the 30's to 50's age range and they still talk like stupid high school kids. The men focus on the usual...aka tit size or ass/legs....and the women are once again focused on cock size or how tall a man is. Thing is, when you watch who focuses the most on those areas, it's usually the ones who arent happy with themselves and their own lives(and are most lacking in substance). Maybe if you idiots would focus a little more on what a person brings to the table in other ways, you would feel a bit more more fulfilled, which in turn would probably make you a bit more comfortable in your own skin.
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Happy Thanksgiving week everybody!! (there....is that nice enough for you whiny bitches?)
Bren is in the room this fine Sunday morn on her soapbox yet again about how Cheryl and the other names that person uses is Billy in disguise. Bren, you dumbfuck hooker you.....Cheryl, Tonya, et al may not be who they claim to be, they may not even be a woman.....but they sure as hell aren't Billy....he isn't smart enough to type like that
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EyedocAndy's real job description
Memfem: trolls are mythical beasts who live under bridges and exacta toll for crossing the bridge, if you don't pay, they scare your horses and make them fall into the river , and then they eat them
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It's pretty freaky that Tommy can shift from being uber obsessed about Michael's dick and go to the opposite end of the spectrum and start talking about God, Jesus and what it takes to save one's soul......and there is no in between! I have seen this happen a number of times, then it hit me...... i bet Tommy was sodomized by the parish priest!!! I would feel sorry for him, but i'm thinkin it happened like within the last couple years....the man is 65, he didn't have to bend over when Father O'Malley said to do so....but a sidenote to this is......why is it he and Dixie have talked a number of times how they are from the same lil town in Georgia.....but her Facebook says she is from Tennessee.....it's not like on my top 100 list of things that keep me up at night, but it's odd she would WANT to be from the same town as him if it weren't true
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Ya know what's funny as shit? part 2 - Lil Irysh is once again protesting how much she hates the pier, doesn't read it, talks about how much a waste of time it is and lies about the fact that i change words on what people have actually said (i am only going to say this one last time....if you can't read the disclaimers above you moron, then dont visit the page).....but what really makes me guffaw like a m%#$%%##@#@$@ is in the amount of time that she has spent COMPLAINING ABOUT THE BLOG AND HOW SHE DOESN'T READ IT, she could have read the blog 3 or 4 times over!!! so who is wasting time??? the one writing the blog...or the one writing that they dont read the blog over and over and over again (i hear a Neil Young song developing here).
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Ya know what's funny as shit? Watching Brensea attempt to debate a vast array of political and social issues in the room. It's like watching Heidi Fleiss on Crossfire. I don't care what end of the political spectrum one is on, both sides have valid points and both sides can look as equally moronic and inept as EyedocAndy attending to a "patient" (omg!! light bulb moment!! eyedoc is what John Boehner would look like if he lost all his hair and quit drinking! No wonder the fucker drinks like a fish). Brensea is a bit extreme left and very misinformed on almost every issue she spews from her mouth....i bet she primps in front of the same mirror as piglet....yanno the one....the "I am so embarrassed to be me" mirror.
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Uh oh....here is part 2 of Cardiac Arrest Hour (part one posted earlier)......god look at the veins popping out on her forehead like one of those aliens on the original Star Trek that had Captain Pike captive in the pilot episode......its like one more heartbeat per minute and BLAMMMMOOOOOOOO!!!!! BLOOD VEINS POPPING EVERYWHERE AS SHE STROKES OUT WITH ANGER!!!
LiL irysh fairy: Blues, you don't know what I drink, or when I drink it... and I've informed you, more than once tonight, it's lemon water
LiL irysh fairy: Try to keep up
LiL irysh fairy: suc.. you're just a font on a computer screen.. you CANT hurt me
LiL irysh fairy: so, stop trying
LiL irysh fairy: I'm not jealous of ANYONE
LiL irysh fairy: I'm pround of my looks
LiL irysh fairy: I'm proud of my life
LiL irysh fairy: I'm proud of my home
LiL irysh fairy: Go away
LiL irysh fairy: Suesersssssss
LiL irysh fairy: Brace yourself
irysh fairy: I'm drinking lemon water, but, apparently, I'm "drunk".. and Kellyblues has a new friend... Suc.. that is typing that I'm jealous of Kellyblues looks and "smarts"
LiL irysh fairy: I don't care
LiL irysh fairy: <~~~ DOESNT CARE WHAT FONTS TYPE ABOUT ME
LiL irysh fairy: YOU'RE SCREENNAMES
LiL irysh fairy: YOU DONT KNOW ME
LiL irysh fairy: GET REAL ALREADY
LiL irysh fairy: Aww shucks Mr dice
LiL irysh fairy: So many stupid people on this earth
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Ever notice how Lil Irysh will defend certain men in the room (the ones whom she addresses by the title "MR") till she is in a near state of cardiac arrest, but never seems to defend any of the women near as vociferously....can we say ulterior motive? lmaooooo.....also she always says things like "you're just a font on a screen and you can't hurt me" but then blows a Mount Vesuvius type gasket when being contradicted...as if her anger is supposed to somehow intimidate the contradictor. All of this goes to show, people who consistently criticize others for the same behaviors as they display themselves are too weak mentally and emotionally to look themselves in the mirror and face the real substance(or actually the lack thereof) of their own character. Hey Irysh, you don't happen to be related to piglet do you? oink oink
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#3 on the Top Ten list of "What People Say When They Don't Want to be Logged or Blogged"
LemonGrogger: it would be nice if someone punted all the parkers
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Sweetladyrose00: so i get an IM tell the guy no and he tells me to get lost
Sweetladyrose00: lol
Sweetladyrose00:how funny (i wouldn't suggest auditioning for Comedy Central anytime soon if this is what you consider funny)
Sweetladyrose00: Gorillalou71: ok cool.. get lost..
Sweetladyrose00: he IMs me every freaking time (Yet you continue to open his IM's...EVERY FREAKING TIME so you either are too stupid to be online or you want ATTENTION)
Sweetladyrose00: and always asks a s l
Sweetladyrose00: lady rose honestly (talking to yourself in your car is quirky, hell i do it....talking to yourself in a chatroom is bordering on Stupid as Fuck)
Sweetladyrose00: i like em on
Sweetladyrose00: i shouldn't have to close them (no one says you should, it's called an IM Catcher, use it)
Sweetladyrose00: they can ask may i im you (they can, but they don't, welcome to the real world Pollyanna Petalpot)
Sweetladyrose00: and not just do it
Sweetladyrose00: i get aslp
Sweetladyrose00: and the p means picture
Sweetladyrose00: i just found out (wow, how many years did it take you to figure that out....i mean really...a logical thinker would play Family Feud here and relate the p to the Something That Would Be Asked In An Unsolicited IM category)
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This is what it would be like to watch Perry Mason if you were on some serious drugs....and his sidekick Della chimes in at the end
DrJevago:WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO CALL MY OFFICE THIS MORNING
DrJevago: BREN, THERE IS ALOT YOU DO NOT KNOW ABOUT THE KILLER ANDY
DrJevago: THEREFORE I TRUST YOU DO NOT WISH TO BE UNDER INVESTIGATION BY THE STATE
DrJevago: THIS IS NOT A GAME, IT IS HUMAN LIFE
DrJevago: RHONDA, I ASK YOU A QUESTION
DrJevago: YOU HAVE NO CLUE RHONDA !!!
DrJevago: YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE JAILED !!!
DrJevago: JOIN MOTIVE TO COMITE A CRIME OF MERDER
DrJevago: THIS IS HOW THE LAW READ IT
DrJevago: IF YOU FAIL TO CALL MY OFFICE, YOU WILL HAVE NO TIME TO SAVE YOURSELF FROM FURTHER
DrJevago: YOUR QUESTION WILL BE ANSWERED BY THE LAW NOT BY ME DEAR
DrJevago: THE ATTORNEY YET TO SEE THE EXHIBITS
DrJevago: NOR SHALL WE WILL BE ABLE TO UNTILL THE STATE WILL ALLOW HER TO SEE BY COURT ORDER
DrJevago: DID YOU SEE OR DID YOU NEVER SEE ANDY POSTING AS HE SAID HE WILL KILL YOUR HUBBY SOLON
DrJevago: YOU HAVE ASKED HIM THE QUESTION AND HE ANSWERED AS "YES"
DrJevago:DO YOU RECALL OR SHALL I E MAIL YOU THE EXHIBITS
DrJevago: WHERE IS SOLON NOW
DrJevago:I DO NOT SEE YOUR CAR FROM SPACE
DrJevago: WHERE IS YOUR CAR
Dahmed V: this thing called online... it lured them all...
Dahmed V: from the edge of
obscurity.. grabbed em right by the balls...
Dahmed V: the unwashed masses the pimple faced fucks...
Dahmed V: the wanna be romeos who were shit out of luck...
DrJevago: AND ?
Dahmed V: we'll show you a new world you've never seen before...
Dahmed V: and for a nominal fee you get the key to the door...
Dahmed V: you no longer have to be the pathetic loser you are...
Dahmed V:in our little world you shine like a star...
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lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo <my reaction today after i saw info that PIGLET has had her place of biz cited for several violations....hey piglet....here's some advice for you......why don't you spend a lil more time watching those children whose parents are stupid enough to entrust you with their welfare( and PAY YOU their hard earned cash) and a lil less time online trying to fuck anything that moves. I would bet every penny i have that you have been in the room skankin while those same kids are under your "protective hoove". By the way, i know you pretend to iggy what some say in the room, but we all know you read this blog.....daily.....so i will repeat what you were told in the room....your lil law friend who was supposed to be trying to find something to charge Sweetforeveron with is a regular visitor to more than one porn site online....looks like the man has a taste for some large women of color and isnt shy about letting it be known. I don't know how police departments work where he comes from, but my guess is the same as most places....i.e.....they have a code of honor they are supposed to uphold, including a moral code...oh wait....i forgot, you have no idea what moral means......well google it dumbass...i'll wait.....................................ok now that you have increased your mental dictionary by 100%, i'm thinkin that next time you need to take into account that this investigating people online can work both ways...and LOTS of people know cops....and you may wanna remember slander is not a criminal offense.....and it's not slander if it's true.......god i bet you wake up every morning embarrassed to be you.
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AnaisAnnais: Dali.. that is Surialism
No Ana, surrealism is watching you try to talk without sounding like you are on a cocktail mix of psychotropic drugs
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Elaine1970inNJ: Louisianna has one of the most romantic men I ever encountered. Back in my 20s I was in a relationship with a guy in New Orleans when he lived in NJ
Elaine1970inNJ: yeah he use to do my hair with a flower clip after we took a shower :-P
Elaine1970inNJ: yeah he moved back to NO. He's on my FB
Elaine1970inNJ: we use to go to a japanese restaurant. We would get lit on Saki and then you know lol We'd sweat lol
Elaine1970inNJ: It's funny because he lived near a golf course and once in a blue moon you can hear a ball hit the house
Elaine1970inNJ: He use to ride horses and take me horse back riding
Elaine1970inNJ: he introduced me to certain cajun music lol He's now a roadie all over the country etc
Elaine1970inNJ: He was a great guy but he moved back to NO. I waved to him getting on the plane and cried my eyes out.
Elaine1970inNJ: I use to dance to the music in a bra and panties in the living room while he made dinner. He was a great cook
Elaine1970inNJ: he made the most awesome gumbo soup. the gumbo soup in restaurants up here suck
ok so let me get this straight.....Elaine spends day after day gushing about how wonderful life is with hub, cooing about him at every turn....forces the room to sit thru hour after hour of how amazing her sex life at home is.......and it turns out she still has the warmies for a long ago love??? lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oh man....and he is on her Facebook nonetheless....lets peer into the future shall we
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Elaine1970inNJ: Hi room
Roomfolk: Hi Elaine, why the long face
Elaine1970inNJ: Hub and i are splitting up, he found all my Facebook messages with Mr Wonderful in NO. Apparently hub finally realized Mr. W's question to me last month "want to go bareback" had nothing to do with riding horses. I am so busted.
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Tommy Ringo 7: ARG? I am a cop you idiot
so many reactions to this one....so little time...
1. Is your name Barney Fife?
2. Or as I have seen in the room, you are a keystone kop perhaps?
3. Giving you a gun or a badge is akin to giving John Wayne Gacy the "keys to the city" of Boys Town
4. Mall cops arent really cops
5. is cop an acronym for codependant obsessive prick?
6. Watching a CSI: Miami marathon on A&E doesnt make you a cop
7. Watching a Car 54, Where Are You marathon on TVLand doesnt make you a cop either, it just makes you stupid
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Hello manic, meet depressive.....depressive, say "how do" to manic
AnaisAnnais: someone give me a gun.. i'll shoot myself in the head
AnaisAnnais: or a big hug????
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what BDOS thinks he is typing -
In physics, string theory is a theoretical framework in which the point-like particles of particle physics are replaced by one-dimensional objects called strings. In string theory, the different types of observed elementary particles arise from the different quantum states of these strings. In addition to the types of particles postulated by the standard model of particle physics, string theory naturally incorporates gravity, and is therefore a candidate for a theory of everything,
a self-contained mathematical model that describes all fundamental forces and forms of matter. Aside from this hypothesized role in particle physics, string theory is now widely used as a theoretical tool in physics, and it has shed light on many aspects of quantum field theory and quantum gravity.
What the room is seeing when he types it -
BDOS: so do not pretend because you're not the great pretend
BDOS: just look around you carefully and you will understand what's going on right in front of your eyes
BDOS: and you are talking about stupidness you have to be crazy or you have to be on crack
BDOS: give me and I day
BDOS: oh > middle-class how do you refrigerate the this morning for the weekend
BDOS: talking about the earthquake
BDOS: e what I can do about the earthquake
BDOS: remembered I have the powers invested in me from high authority
BDOS: not mankind
BDOS: because remember I am not your kind I don't know you'll I don't want to participate with nothing you do
BDOS: you are out of my category
BDOS: now you should understand very clearlywhere am coming from
BDOS: thank you
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What she said -
Brensea: Wish I was an old may living off social security and food stamps and pretending to be Tonya, Cheryl and sit in the room bitching about what others do
What she forgot to add-
but noooooooooooooooooo, i have to go and be a skanky hooker, collecting STD's like some old bitches collect plates. But if i was a plate collector, i would go for the Bradford Exchange series commemorating the likes of Asparia, Calamity Jayne....oops i mean Jane, Polly Adler, Lulu White and the
indefatigable Mata Hari (note to the particular readers who still don't realize they are the ones being referenced in my disclaimers at the top of the blog, there really isn't a Bradford Exchange series commemorating famous hookers in history, so quit dialing their number with credit card in hand trying to become owner of the "1278th of 5000 limited to a period of 100 firing days" series)
And no offense to any Bradford Exchange stockholders....you make fine products....really...i mean it... but it was either you or the Franklin Mint and...well.....i own some Franklin Mint stuff (proud look).
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lmao well isnt this special.....this UserRay4136 creep comes in bitchin about his phone bone session gettin cut short cuz the "bitch's husband" arrived home.....as if the room gives a fuckin rats ass that he and his little worm is sexually frustrated....turns out he is also that measter107 scumbag that trolls the rooms and hits up half the screen names in the room for action.....you can even tell him you're a man and he still comes back.....hey measter...what part of sparkyPLUG makes you think of a woman.....and if it does, how many years did you spend in prison exactly???
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Uh oh.....Ana is REALLY mad at Lemon this time.....i guess he just doesnt truly understand her on the level she so desperately needs.....not his fault really....i mean let's face it.....anyone that has bothered to read her (which is a challenge in and of itself) would swear she was the illegitimate offspring of Charles Manson and the princess in Princess and the Pea
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On occasion, I have typed random thoughts mostly about the room that are not directed at any named roomie in particular or sometimes at all. I have decided to give those postings an official name....welcome to the first installment of ........
ROOMINATIONS
Ok so i get home and get settled in, thoughts of dinner in my head and am checking out some of the veggies i have to work with including cucumbers for the salad, zucchini, squash and carrots among the possibilities for side dishes and decide to check out the room first as i decide. I sit down and as i focus in on what's being said, the room is apparently in the middle of a discussion about god$@@#@#$@$ mother#@##$@#$@$ penis pumps!!! I have no idea how a topic like that even comes up (no pun intended) but fuck the veggie selection, time to order in pizza, NO BREAD STICKS!!!
On a different note, i find it very ironic and bordering on total bullshit that there are several regs who proclaim they NEVER read the blog and have zero interest in doing so, yet they seem to be all worked up about what is posted on the pier........so let me get this straight....they NEVER read the blog, so they are upset about something they have never read??? So if they have never read it, then how would they know to be mad? Their vitriolic comments about it lead me to believe they have buddies that copy and paste the content so they can pat themselves on the back for never visiting the page, yet have something to bitch about in life. If they treat their relationships with the same type of LIES, no wonder they are so miserable.
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Sometimes you see a comment that makes you think about 50 dozen things at one time....i'll try to remember some of the ones that went through my mind after this one......
RunningLatte: i knew a lot of people who would meet at sbux and fuck in the bathrooms
What the fuck kinda Starbucks do you hang out at.....or the alternate.....Who the fuck do you hang out with...
How many shots of cream do you......ok ok nevermind....too easy
Maybe they suffer from Word Associative Disorder and think "Well bucks rhymes with fucks.....sooooooooo"
Would you like a Tall or a Grande?
Holy crap, how much caffeine is in that Jamaican Blue Mountain!?!?!??!?!
Word on the street is the Salted Caramel Mocha makes a man's........stuff.....taste better.....who needs pineapple
Starbucks.....Wi-fi for your porn, bathrooms for tension relief
ok enough of this.....i think it's total bullshit but on the off chance it's true.....someone explain the logistics of this ....if its a one person bathroom....how do they handle the possible line of peeps waiting to use the facilities when they exit the "boudoir".....if its a multistall facility....how do they keep from being found out....what a conundrum. I guess i am just a bit too pragmatic to pull something like this off......i'd probably be thinking "oh man, next thing she is gonna say is it turns me on to repeatedly flush a men's urinal while i'm getting banged from behind"
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The day GI Jane went off in the chatroom.....you gotta admit, she pegged this fucker pretty accurately.....
Heavens Gate77: tommy.....knock it the fuck off. get a new story line. if you want M for M, go that way ~~~> if not then SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU DICK OBSESSED ASSHOLE
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Jayne is not too bright...she apparently has this fetish for coming in as other names and trying to make people think she is other roomies in disguise.....now dont get me wrong...i cant stand trsmiles.....but the only thing worse than being trsmiles....is trying to make people think you ARE trsmiles......she came in with this HappyMTrs name and everyone thinks its Terry but its her.....i guess the Bouffant Bitch just cant stay away from the action.....what's wrong Jayne....is the trailer trash room getting a bit too dull for your refined tastes?
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Yanno the awards that get passed out at the end of the year? I'm thinkin this dickwad is a future candidate for The Overreaction of the Decade.....i bet everytime he takes a swig of his swill, he looks like one of those guys on the Bitter Beer Face commercials way back
TooMnyBeers1: if some1 ever told me that they had a substitute for beer i would punch them in the fuckin face
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TMetzinger: Let's see, If I put everyone who yells or says something mean to someone else on Ignore... It'll be Me, Dixie, Kelly, and Suzi, I
think
Well think again Mr Non-Observant Bordering on Fucking Clueless.......I think this is another moron ready to be thrown onto the Dumbass Pile. First off, although he has been a reg off and on over the last few years, he wasn't here all that much recently until a few weeks ago and totally missed how piglet not only started the bickering with Sweetforeveron and others, but he seems to ignore the fact she picks at her every time they are both in the room at the same time. The difference is, Sweet doesn't take her shit. Since when is defending one self considered mean and if it is, then why is it mean for one and not the other? What's that???? You wanna see proof of piglet's slimy Brazilian so you try to be her hero??(Grabs barf bag....hang on a sec........)
Btw, could someone tell this Casanova wannabe that if he wants to broadcast his "real life" exploits to the room, he could at least use material from the last couple of decades instead of boring us with all his supposed college and high school trysts.....Oh wait, he hasn't been laid since college? Yeah, that makes sense.....
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What BDOS would sound like if they put him on Lithium.......
Big Bad Ron 9898: about 2 acres
Big Bad Ron 9898: she don`t know it ..... but santa`s bringing her a new riding mower for xmas !
Big Bad Ron 9898: SHE`LL BE THRILLED !
Big Bad Ron 9898: My Nelly`s a good woman .... hardworking and obedient
Big Bad Ron 9898: i feel blessed to have her
Big Bad Ron 9898: unfortunately Nelly`s gettin older and will probly need to be replaced in the next few years(is he talking about his wife or his horse)
Big Bad Ron 9898: Marriage is not a lifetime sentence
Big Bad Ron 9898: i`ve already started shopping for Nelly`s replacement
Big Bad Ron 9898: a woman in her late teens or early 20`s
Big Bad Ron 9898: hardworking and obedient of course
Big Bad Ron 9898: any you girls looking for a man ?
Big Bad Ron 9898: Ron`s a real man ....... i have no interest in men
Big Bad Ron 9898: Ron`s gotta go " TINKLE " ........ brb (yes.....because everybody knows REAL MEN say TINKLE....can't you just hear them in the Boston bars...."Man i just took a wicked TINKLAH"
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LisaHopkins44: O.o
What cows do when they can't understand what is happening in the world around them.....look at the totally vacant brainless expression in the big bloodshot eyes.......i got a 20 that says the next thing she is gonna do is moo
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ok the most current room punter BaroquesReturn02 was puntin with one hand and whacking off with the other as he slobbered all over a batch of Bea Arthur pics, repeatedly groaning "oh Maaaaude, hit me again" .....and then this trolling moron says this.....
Jgor548:nite room, too confusing
really? really!?!? someone punting the room is confusing? what's confusing about it exactly? does your two cell brain get bogged down with too many details and can't understand the concept that assholes come in and try to boot everyone out? or are you like Baroque and can only use one hand to operate the computer while your other hand is on that lil corn niblet you call a dick....
Speaking of room punters, i have seen a number of people say that these pricks are buddies with Ash the Loud Mouthed Assbag....yet very few seem to have problems with her having her friends come in and do this.......so that makes her just as guilty or why would she call them friends.......and i'm thinkin maybe it isn't her friends....maybe its just her using diff names.....either way it just proves she is the total piece of crap she has always proven herself to be....what's funny is i rarely get booted....it must piss them off pretty bad to know they can't stop the loggin....bitches
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bsw33t8152: Redact everything I say I do not give permission for my font to be used in any log or form
fuck off bitch.....i'll post anything i want, anytime i want about anybody i want and some "new" snippy little bitch like you cant do a damn thing about it.....wait....you're not one of those whiners that keep saying stuff trying to get mentioned on the blog, in disguise, are you? there's like 3 or 4 of em that assume they are worthy of a name mention...it's sad to see....kinda like watching Danny Bonaduce trying over and over to be relevant in today's pop culture world
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above and beyond the fact this is probably illegal in her area, the mere fact someone would actually bitch about someone's internet signal that they are STEALING shows a level of stupidity and skeeviness found most commonly in crack houses and motel 6's.....its like a bank robber opening a bag of stolen money and saying "those m$#$$#%#$#% gave me 100's....i wanted 20's god$#@$##R@#"
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Sweetladyrose00: oh my god this internet
Sweetladyrose00: i had to sign on to unsecured network
Sweetladyrose00: keeps going off on me
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LiL irysh fairy: It's lame to blog about chatrooms.... donate your time to the SPCA or a soup kitchen for crying outloud
This is the second or third time i have seen this mind numbingly stupid tree stump of a so called woman say this. Hey bitch, you are a big ass hypocrite.....you either sit and park or sit and talk in Married or in Married FUn ALL DAY and much of the night so you can't be doing any of the above volunteering either.......UNLESS....you are parking (which you have criticized others for) or you are logging (which is what i believe, because anyone that says they park for hours on end so they wont "lose their spot" is a bigger liar than Charles Ponzi, Richard Nixon and Lance Armstrong COMBINED). Looks like you're one of those that don't practice what you preach....you probably have posters of Jim Bakker and Jimmy Swaggart plastering your walls while constantly playing Wind Beneath My Wings on your shithole Coby cd player
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I'm not real fond of taking meds of any kind unless i absolutely need to....an occasional aspirin for a headache, pepto for the stomach are usually about as edgy as i get....but sometimes i have a bout of insomnia and the doc gave me a scrip for that if needed......so here i was watching the room as i was pondering to myself...i said "self? should i take one or maybe half of one and head to snoozeland?" and then suddenly i see this in the room.....and whammo, problem solved!
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Sparkyplug44: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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you know your life has to suck in a TOTAL LOSER SORTA WAY when you have HOOKERS slamming you in public forums online. guess TRSmiles aint smilin so big now are ya, you weird little punk. maybe this will keep him outta the room enough where we wont have to hear that #$##$#$$#%$#%#%#% word "pict" for awhile.....
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if i ever got this desperate to see a naked woman...i believe i would duct tape my eyelids open and pour muriatic acid into
each one until my ocular cavities were barren of anything but skull bone
jerzeeegirl72: lol its a trailer, and they use the back bedroom as the stage
chris35909: perk deer stand
Desertangel398: LOL jerzee
Justin12805: i love seeing nude women
Kmaytenn: lol
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Desertangel398: nice
NMLES N SHMLES: and what could your pic be in the post office for fetsy?
Voodoo Blues 01: damn, you can get a lap dance , and an 8 pt buck, all at the same time
Desertangel398: i figured as much, justin
jerzeeegirl72: lmao he said it was an old pallet with pvc pipe for a pole
Desertangel398: lol voodoo
Desertangel398: your kinda place huh?
Fetsy1234:um
Desertangel398:LOL jerzee
Desertangel398:haha
jerzeeegirl72: lol voo
Desertangel398: now that's FUNNY
Justin12805: yepi feel right at home
jerzeeegirl72: he said the one chick looked like she just gave birth that morning
Fetsy1234: I dont know..........ask the post office
Desertangel398:ew
Desertangel398: gross
jerzeeegirl72: lol
chris35909: justin?
Fetsy1234: lol
Justin12805: yes
chris35909: do they get aall the way ude?
chris35909: nude
Fetsy1234:what jerzee
Justin12805: yep
JSisME:justin u married in this room?
Desertangel398: lol
chris is interesdted
Desertangel398: interested*
Voodoo Blues 01: there has to be a walmart close by,,,,,,,,,so you can pick up some ammo, get an oil change on the truck, an get the lil woman some lingerie
Justin12805: nope
JSisME:or single
chris35909: your not telling the truth
Desertangel398: he gets his oiled changed
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Gingeree1: one last sip
Justin12805: i am single
jerzeeegirl72: fets, these peole turned an old trailer out in bfe into a "strip bar"
JSisME: u lie
Desertangel398: lol jerzee
chris35909: they cant take bottoms off in alabama
Voodoo Blues 01: nothin turns me on more than a strip club in a double wide
Desertangel398:they can at the trailer
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ARG12345678910: BAck!!
Voodoo Blues 01: how great is that
Desertangel398: lol voodoo
jerzeeegirl72: and he said the toothless grandma was sitting at the kitchen table, ou have your choice of keystone, or keysone light..she gets it out of the fridge for ya
Desertangel398: i don't really think men care if it's in a trailer or a seedy building though
jerzeeegirl72: lol voo
Evilone2980: lol
Kmaytenn: lol
Desertangel398: it's all about the naked woman
NMLES N SHMLES: Hey ARG.. welcome back.
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Kmaytenn: classy joint
jerzeeegirl72: i kinda wanna go, just to see it
Justin12805: they can louisiana
Desertangel398: and her willingness to yanno, be naked
ARG12345678910: thanks Namless!
CoyotiUgly577: wb arg
Desertangel398: lol jerzee!!
Desertangel398:yw arg
jerzeeegirl72: lol des
Gingeree1: {S bobby darin - dream lover}
NMLES N SHMLES: so you inviting me to jersey bro?
ThreeKoolBeanz: they spring for Keystone..I was expecting Natty light...
jerzeeegirl72: wb arg
Gingeree1: {S bobby darin - dream lover}
Desertangel398: lol
jerzeeegirl72: lol beanz
chris35909: you said mobile alabama
Voodoo Blues 01: do the strippers look like Betty White???
Desertangel398: lol three
ARG12345678910: Yea come on down and sit the desk with me namless
Evilone2980: ahh natty lite....cheap ass shit
NMLES N SHMLES: key stone? i would have thought more like shlitz lol
Justin12805: they can in louisiana
JSisME: hey gingereee
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what she said....and what she wanted to add
Ladyfi6865: In the beginning of the yr im going to make the resolution to be nicer in 2014
i've never bothered to be nice before....wtf is wrong with me...wait..i know! i need another visit from prjudy.....i was always an extreme bitch when i hung around her and i am losing my edge
Ladyfi6865: I keep picking on the same fool for typing to slow and he has cerebral pusley
i wanted to ask him if his name was stephen hawking but i didn't want to wait 10 minutes for him to type yes, since i had to go fuck my boyfriend before hub gets back from his trip and all
Ladyfi6865: i mean i forget he has it but i shouldn't be that mean
i should be even meaner....wait till i focus on the more intimate aspects of his life...i am salivating just thinking about it
Epilogue:
did she really call it cerebral pusley? for cripes sake, if you're gonna announce the disease at least know how to say it, you make the man sound like he has blisters all over his brain....you are obviously mistaking him for eyedoc
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ok, i am sure most have seen Anais declare how rich she is....and...oh yes....she is an "artist"......
Kdcs11171: if bama looses chris owes me 500 bucks
The day after Bama loses.....
chris35909: soooooo Anais......how you doinnnnnn'
Ten minutes later (after chris and anais phone bone)
chris35909: ok Anais, could you send that $500 to KD directly for me....postage is almost half a dollar and a money order adds another buck, an envelope is another 15 cents and the gas to get there...all that adds up to milk money for my kids.....have i mentioned my kids....oh wait...i already boned you, i dont need to go there now.....anways, it would really help me out if you just sent it straight to her.....
The day after Anais sends the money to KD
chris35909: Anais is a crazy ass bitch.....and no we were never together....and no we didn't phone bone
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lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo oh man oh man....i can't stop laughing at this....
zoeylove43: when a person is miserable that person does it to him or herself no one else can make you feel this way only you always remember this:-)
Sorry folks....but this is RICH coming from this dumbass......this woman BRAGS to the room how BDOS controls every aspect of her life from when she can sign on, who she can email and probably when she eats or leaves the house.....and then she comes in under other screen names and SLAMS BDOS for doing all of that to her......hey zoey.....why don't you read what YOU said about 2 dozen times....memorize it...and every time BDOS yells at or abuses you in some fashion.....chant it to yourself over and over and then DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT
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What she said
InocentPrincesss: for the men.....have ya ever jacked one off to a pussy picture and shot ur load on it pretending it was real?
How it looked to any logical thinking ADULT with common sense
hi my name is ino....i talk like i am in junior high.....i get bored when the room isnt talking about sex because everything else in life doesn't matter....oh except when i am talking about my food issues.....i love to talk about the most fattening, unhealthy foods ever to exist on earth, then after i OVERINDULGE, i whine like a......7th grader...about how i feel sick and ate too much......i have no self control when it comes to sex talk or food.....in fact one might even say i am the Jabba the Hut of Married chat....i hope these people never find out i dont bathe regularly.....they might suspect though, because i love to talk about my smelly twat, especially when Fets is in the room....it's like we have a competition to be the most outrageously gross person in the room....thats what us jr high peeps do.....i wish people other than me and fets found it humorous.......brb...i have to scratch my pimple infested asshole
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riverzz4: taz im an aol dr,,,,,,,,whats wrong?
riverzz4: my nurse ,,,,,,,,,nurse cold firngers will show u to the exam room
This dickwad is like a slimeball, greasy version of Grizzly Adams with a little bit of "creepy uncle" thrown in for effect
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"NON-ROOMIE RELATED" RANT ALERT!!!! "NON-ROOMIE RELATED" RANT ALERT!!!!
Could someone please explain to me, in a calm, cool, collective voice WTF THESE SUB SANDWICH PLACES LIKE SUBWAY AND QUIZNO'S NEVER HAVE A G#$D@#@#@@ M$#^&@F#!#*&%#@ MAKE IT EASY ON THE CUSTOMER DRIVE THRU?!?!?!?!?!?!? YOU'RE IN THE FUCKING FOOD BUSINESS FOR FUCKS SAKE!!! YOU DUMBASSES THINK WE ARE ALL JARED WANTING TO LOSE 100 LBS SO YOU FORCE US TO PARK OUR CAR AND WALK IN?!?!?!? SOME OF US WANT TO BE SEDENTARY ON THE DRIVE HOME FROM WORK, BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, IF YOU WANT A TOASTED ITALIAN SUB FULL OF DELICIOUS GOODNESS, YOU HAVE TO GET OUT OF YOUR G#$D@#@#@@ M$#^&@F#!#*&%#@ CAR!!!!! WHAT MAKES IT WORSE IS EVEN THE JEWELRY STORE WITH THE BIG SIGN BLARING THE FACT "WE BUY GOLD - BEST PRICES IN TOWN" HAS A G#$D@#@#@@ M$#^&@F#!#*&%#@ DRIVE THRU!!! THE HEARING AID PLACE HAS A DRIVE THRU.!!!! CANT YOU SEE ONE OF THESE SUBWAY/QUIZNO'S FRANCHISE OWNERS BEING SHOWN A BRAND NEW STATE OF THE ART FACILITY BUILT EXPRESSLY FOR A FOOD ESTABLISHMENT AS THEY PONDER THE LEASE OFFERING...."WELL YOU HAVE A GREAT LOCALE AND A FAIR MONTHLY PRICE FOR A GOOD LONG TERM, BUT...NAWWWWW, WE THINK WE WANT TO BE LOCATED IN A HUM DRUM RUN OF THE MILL PLAIN JAYNE....OOPS I MEAN JANE.....STRIP CENTER". FUCKHEADS
OK, back to regular programming......
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Kdcs11171: I was married for 25 years
Kdcs11171: 25 years of crazy was enough
Kdcs11171: He was diagnosed with 3 mental illnesses
what she would have said had she been injected with sodium pentothol
Kdcs11171: I was married for 25 years
Kdcs11171: 25 years of crazy was enough
Kdcs11171: He was diagnosed with 3 mental illnesses and i was 1 of the 3
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Fahntastik: ok,, im way too stupid and probably annoying nigth alll
gotta give the man credit.....his self-introspection skills are primo for being as drunk off his ass as he is...kudos to you fahn....now work on not being such a dickhead and you might actually not bore the room as much as you do
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trsmiles: jules i need a pict of you in yr thong
could someone kick this weasel's ass and tell him the word is "pic" or "picture"....not pict!!!! god how dumb that sounds.....cant you just see him at the dinner table "someone pass the toothpicts".....or at the movies "honey, what pict show do you want to see" ........or at the music supply store "do you have any guitar picts?" ....the ONLY sentence he says that this word even remotely works is "hey look at my finger, i done pict my nose! har dee har har" in his "duh which way did he go george" voice
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Elaine1970inNJ: My husband just got a shady farms turkey breast on sale woo hoo!
i bet your fam shops at Food Lion or the equivalent don't ya Elaine....
Alternative Reaction:
Two weeks later Elaine comes in the room and when asked where she's been...
Elaine1970inNJ: I just got out of the hospital yesterday. I had a bad case of listeria. This is the first time i have felt like eating since before Halloweeen
Unnamed Roomie: What's for dinner Elaine
Elaine1970inNJ: leftover turkey. It's thawing on the kitchen counter as we speak. Two more hours and it will be HELLOOOOOO Turkey Salad Sandwiches!!!!
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I will pay 5000 in Monopoly money AND a 5 dollar gift card to Starbucks to anyone that can tell me what the fuck this guy is saying during his diatribes such as this.....i'll even give a "Free McDouble" coupon if you can tell me who the hell he is talking to in most the comments. My personal belief is he one of those military soldiers from the mid 20th century that was used as a guinea pig to study the immediate and long term effects of LSD usage. I have taken the liberty, since it's my webpage, of attempting to interpret(this may result in my admission to Bellevue, but i fight the good fight) and also add commentary on some of this bullshit.....
BDOS: that the pancake doesn't have a bottom and you have to have a lifejacket to keep on top(sounds like he is trying to order breakfast at Denny's at 3 am after a drunk night out OR he is saying his pancakes are swimming in syrup??)
BDOS: very serious
BDOS: dick do you have a new boyfriend
BDOS: I haven't here you said a thing for months(because i am blind and everything displays on my screen in braille)
BDOS: remember dick if you keep taking that in your backside when you go to the bathroom everything would fall out(there is no interpreting this, sounds like the man is an expert at getting backdoor action...to each his own, but it possibly confirms my theory that Zoey is indeed a man)
BDOS: because there's no muscles to keep it in
BDOS: and just explaining to you on a medical term
BDOS: I am missing a person and action this morning
BDOS: I think some of you people should walk up the hill
BDOS: to see if that person is OK
BDOS: because that person might be very sick or something (ok i got sidetracked after the hill comment, i started singing Fats Domino..."I founnnd my thrill.......")
BDOS: you know what you said your friends
BDOS: but you do not like friends are associate's (the closest i could come on this one is he is in like, the stupidest crime mob to ever have existed on the planet.....oh God, i can FEEL the brain cells dying, especially near my eyeballs)
BDOS: all you want to know that the female can spread her wings
BDOS: that is logical
BDOS: one more thing I have to say I do not associate with few people for the last 20 years or 25 years ..."(aha!! he admits he is a hermit...i bet he has posters of Ted Kaczynski plastering his walls....even some before and after "beard" shots. He probably whacks off to those as he listens to David Cassidy sing "I think i love you, so what am i so afraid of..."
BDOS: what ever it maybe at the present or past
BDOS: so that means I have already scan your mind and your intentions (Hi my name is BDOS and i am the NSA of AOL)
BDOS: if you were the right doctor you would understand that
BDOS: et seq. you want to make the impressionuncertain people
BDOS: I noticed that some of you in your subconscious mind have about and would say 180 issues in your subconscious mind ( I can't interpret this, my eyeballs started rolling around in my head like a slot machine in high gear)
BDOS: you goes back to the same patternevery couple of hours (BDOS, it's taken 2 hours to read just the shit on this diatribe)
BDOS: somebody have to guess trigger you (it's a stretch, but this sounded like a Roy Rogers reference to me)
BDOS: like you
BDOS: and you think you're hiding something when you're not hiding anything
BDOS: because there's always a paper trail
BDOS: I got you yon candid camera (who the fuck are you? the ghost of Allen Funt?)
BDOS: I think certain people in this roomhas a psychological problem
BDOS: so fix your problem
BDOS: now I can say what I have to say because what I have to say and you don't understand what I have to say that means you have a psychological problem and you do not now how to comprehend what I have said in the first beginning because
BDOS: you are confused (what the fuck!?!? what the fuck!?!?! what the godd@#$@ motherfu#@#$@ fuck!?!?!? YEAH I AM CONFUSED YOU FUCKIN FUCKITY FUCK MORON!!!)
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The winner of the Stupidest AOL Pickup Line of the Decade.........
male2much4u:Are all the females in room happily married?? You can answer by IM...to be honest..
Followed by the Biggest Room Lie Ever Told On AOL.............
male2much4u: glad to find all are happily married..
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Just in time for Halloween....one of the STUPIDEST freaks to frequent the M rooms has returned......now i dont want to speak for women since i can't picture that angle....but doesnt this guy make you wanna do that "i just threw up in my mouth a little" thing you all do? and wtf does this kind of ego come from??? This was his reaction when told she had never seen a pic of him.......
Rodneynorespect3: hollow? really?? dang girl thought all u gals passed me around years ago lol
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KristysVault: lemon?
TMetzinger: We do our fun run in the spring
KristysVault: how long have you been chatting in this room?
SUZISHERE7: to raise money for the PTO
OneButifulFatGrl: oo ok
Couldwont: (suzi slush fund)
SUZISHERE7: tim this will be our only fund raiser
KristysVault: i have a bone to pick with lemon
KristysVault: hello
naughtynnice252: Lemon come play with us!
LemonGrogger: not sure its all a blur a little over a year i think
KristysVault: yeah right
Couldwont: lemons don't have bones
Couldwont: they have seeds
LemonGrogger: has it been longer?
KristysVault: I bet you have always been around
TMetzinger: Good luck with it Suzi
LemonGrogger: lol
Bigcowboyken: hi linda
KristysVault: or i should say
SUZISHERE7: thanks tim
KristysVault: sneaking
LemonGrogger: smh
TMetzinger: I'd come fun but A it's too far and B it's too cold
TMetzinger: Oh, and C my knees are shot
naughtynnice252: hi ken
KristysVault: does anyone know how loooong lemon has been frequenting this room
SUZISHERE7:lol
SUZISHERE7: i dont run
SUZISHERE7: i stand in the middle
TMetzinger:Kristy who cares?
SUZISHERE7: yell at the kids
LemonGrogger: they dont care
LemonGrogger: see
Welllllllll Kristy, if you must know, records show 03-10-12 was the first Married room appearance(sounds like Grog is taking tutorial lessons from piglet on Revisionist History), but if you want to count Married 1 and Married 4, then you're going back to 08-31-11 on this computer..... for the Grog name (if you're talking Juddge, Sham, Seditious, et al, then early 2000's)...........i could be inspired to dig my old computer out of storage and check back to 2006 ...under one condition, a simple answer to a simple question....WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU???
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What he said:
BoTee Jr: Kelly anyone who knows me will tell I was and still am THE VERY BEST hun :)
What he meant:
BoTee Jr: Kelly , or shall i call you piglet? anyone who knows me will tell I was and still am THE VERY BEST hun :). You can take Tommy Ringo, Jimmy Jizz, uh i mean Rizz, Eyedoc, Dr Bombay, oh damn i mean Jerkoffo....uh, Jervago, Kellyblue AND Cara Mia and add up all their insult skills and i can out-insult the whole bunch of em. Hell just last night i insulted my own mom at the dinner table. I sternly looked her in the eye and i said "Momma, I know technically this is your house, but i have warned you for the last time. Do NOT open the basement door and come down those stairs unless you knock or call me first. That's called invasion of privacy you old bat and that's where i live so show me the respect i demand or i'll plant your ass in a nursing home so fast your head will spin like Linda Blair on the Exorcist!!"
(Can't you see piglet replying "Oh BO!!!!! you sure know how to still give me sweet creams you manly man you!")
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LiL irysh fairy: Parkers that aren't regs need to go
Hey dumbass....i been parking in the married rooms for 7 years, so i am a hell of a lot more "reg" than you are and if i want to sit 24/7, i'll do it. You think i give a flying fuck if your stupid friends can't get in? What the fuck are you even doing in the room anyways, you are always gushing about MarriedFUn and that piece of shit white trailer trash Rosie. Did she happen to share the pic of her on a broken down ratty ass sofa with a panelled trailer wall background and a DIRTY SHEET on the window serving as a curtain???? So shut your piehole or get the fuck out........moron.
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well well well...looks like the self deluded bastion of integrity known as JAYNE DOE SMITH is a big ass liar.....ole Jayne has insisted for years that she has never used other screen names.....yet here she comes in the rooms as SallyWonderful....all giggly like an idiot and lookin for someone named up4you
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Brensea: I live on the side of a mountain
The day the room found out Brensea is really Olivia Walton of Walton's Mountain fame. Let's take a peek into her home life, shall we?
John-Boy(as he is scooping heaps of mashed potatoes onto his already overflowing plate of gooooood country cookin): Momma? Why do most of us kids not look alike?
John, Sr. : Son, your momma is a whore.
Olivia: Now John!!! John Boy, what your daddy meant to say is I am a prostitute and damn proud of it. And part of the territory when one sell's their body for earthly pleasures is the risk of pregnancy, since abortion won't be legal for another 40 years.
John-Boy: So what you're saying is we have different daddies. "Daddy" must really love you for him to raise other men's kids.
John, Sr: Love my ass, i get free labor at the mill from all you young'uns.
Ben: So who is my daddy?
Olivia: The owner of the general store.
Ben: Mr Drucker?
John, Sr: No, you're thinking of Green Acres. Your poppa is Ike, but he don't want nothing to do with you.
Ben: Why? (sudden self introspection kicks in) Oh, nevermind, i get it. If I were him, would i want anything to do with me? Honest answer.....no.
Erin: Is my daddy Charles Ingalls?
Olivia: Not unless you made your way over to the set of Little House on the Prairie.
Elizabeth: Who's my daddy?
Grandpa: Howdy Doody
Elizabeth: Hey to you too Gramps, now answer the fuckin question. (She says as she cluelessly twists the red hair twixt her fingers).
Grandma: Elizabeth!!! Don't you dare talk to your elders that way! I'll spank you with this spatula if i hear that language again at this dinner table!
Mary Ellen: Oh stow it Golden Girl wannabe. The whole house heard you yellin at Grandpa to "rail me like a two dollar whore you fuckin bastard" last night
Grandpa: I wasn't home last night
Sheriff Ep Bridges: Errrr...uh.....well folks, time for me to go patrol the dirt roads, thanks for dinner!
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back in the 90's, SNL had a skit Kevin Nealon used to do called Mr Subliminal....he would make normal comments...and then under his breath, quick spoken comments usually about sex....this is my version of Jayne as Mr Subliminal....sans the sex angle. I took actual room comments she made and deleted everything surrounding those....and in parentheses is the sublime....picture this at your own risk......you might end up......well....dumber......
Jayne Doe Smith: let me ask siri (hi i'm jayne but you can call me dumbfuck)
Jayne Doe Smith: siri said delayed wouldnt give score (i am not too bright, some might even call me dim)
Jayne Doe Smith: she is so fresh
Jayne Doe Smith: oh dear(i scored a 5 on my ACT)
Jayne Doe Smith: what inning did they rain delay
Jayne Doe Smith: LOL SIRI LIED?????? (i only scored a 5 because random chance allowed me to get some right...i mean after all, even a broken clock is right twice a day)
Jayne Doe Smith: LOL Siri says delayed (i couldn't be dumber if they lobotomized and de-stemmed me)
Jayne Doe Smith: oh I so agree SUE but people arent talking to each other (i make karenmca7 look like einstein, although i think diamondgal's hair REALLY looks like Einsteins)
Jayne Doe Smith: hey sue ummmmm WE especially ME are addicts
Jayne Doe Smith: SUE I might have to check myself into an aol chat room withdrawal program (speaking of hair, i look like a dumb cow ....with a bouffant)
Jayne Doe Smith: but say hi if you see me out in the hall LOL
Jayne Doe Smith: I am serious
Jayne Doe Smith: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Jayne Doe Smith: I am sleepy
Jayne Doe Smith: Sue?
Jayne Doe Smith: half my end table arrived (anytime you pass a cow in the field you have to wonder if its a cow..... or me)
Jayne Doe Smith: says partial
Jayne Doe Smith: the base
Jayne Doe Smith: I guess the glass comes separate
Jayne Doe Smith: but I didnt know that (I guess i should have read the purchase shipping info ....but since i am a cow, i cant read...i'm still wondering how i was able to type the credit card info with these big cow hooves of mine......wait...i need to moo....brb)
Jayne Doe Smith: when I was unwrapping
Jayne Doe Smith: would have made a good candid camera (the upside is i can be cow buds with lisahopkins...it will be so fun to moooooo at each other like the Chick Fil A cows probably do behind the scenes as they sing Holla Back Cow)
Jayne Doe Smith: I was SOOOOOOO careful
Jayne Doe Smith: and then no glass and I searched the box
Jayne Doe Smith: I told my funny husband about searching for the glass and he pretended he was gonna put my beverage down on it (i am so glad he is almost as dumb as i am, after all, he is still married to me)
Jayne Doe Smith: who is witchypoo (i almost said witchymoo, but then i woulda wanted to chew cud)
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The Tigers lost!!!!!! Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i love it......shithole team from a shithole city.......love watching their fans cry about it....not a big Boston fan but better them than the skeeve team. The only thing that woulda been better is had this happened at home in front of the most idiotic sports fans in the world......hahahahahahahaha.....HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Kdcs11171: night everyone :) have a super marvie evening :) Sweet creams :)
Everytime this bitch says this, i have to go chunk my box of International Delight French Vanilla Coffee Creamer Singles in the trash.....and wtf is up with this super marvie shit....sounds like a skeevy version of Marsha Brady
Lovinspoonfuls2: room announcement: I am a guy
this idiot whines about this all the time....here's a clue for you moron...if you don't like it...change the name! here's another clue for you...it SOUNDS like a woman's name...moron.....and yet another clue? the room doesnt give a fuck if guys im you...half the guys that im are not even in the room....they are called trollers...moron......not as smart as you think you are huh
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I see Mr Pompous Ass BostonTom is thrilling us with his presence again...above and beyond the fact a simpleton could figure out what nln means, he always assumes any woman he is talking to or about is always talking only to him, as if the 15-20 other men in the room are monkeys hanging off the rafters (ok SOME of them are, but i digress). Everytime Tombo comes in the room, i feel like i am watching Major Charles Winchester on M*A*S*H......or the ugliest hot air balloon in the Albuquerque International Balloon Fiesta....someone pop that fuckhead.....in the mouth.....no wait...allow me......
PassinMyOpinion: Steph gets hot over balls with seams
PauIDOM1: only stuff you have in baseball is ball and bat
Dixie9500: ummm let me look, Im at home so I have no signal
jerzeeegirl72: mmm yes..but i bet you have a great bat
SueSun64: was the other day think i sent to you
Dixie9500: Passin, you type as though you know me! ;)
Dixie9500: and nln
PauIDOM1: it's a fungo <google it>
SueSun64: or the right name on there
Dixie9500: Oh, I havent checked in awhile..I'll look when I have service
BostonRedSox4891: does anyone know what nln means?
PassinMyOpinion: lol Steph
Dixie9500: Sue, right!
jerzeeegirl72: lol
BostonRedSox4891: for those of us above the Mason-Dixon line?
PauIDOM1: it's the middle finger...or half a peace sign
SueSun64: nln= giving the ginger
SueSun64: finger
Dixie9500: lol @ half of a peace sign
BostonRedSox4891: did you give me the finger, Stephanie?
PauIDOM1: or it could be Dixie having a good time
Rick Williams KY: it orignated in the midwest
Dixie9500: Passin are you male or female?
jerzeeegirl72: hahahha paul
Dixie9500: no, not THAT time, Tom
PassinMyOpinion: I'm whatever turns you on
Dixie9500: lol Paul, I wish, but it would take at least two
SueSun64: lucky you steph lol
PauIDOM1: you're a package of twinkies?
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BOGGLE YOUR MIND ALERT!!! BOGGLE YOUR MIND ALERT!!!
EyeDocAndyNj48: IM GOIN TO MEET MY FRINED TO GO TO THE GUN RANGE AT 10;30 TOO
Less than two months after this guy was supposedly in the hospital for a suicide attempt and someone is meeting him at a GUN RANGE!?!?!?!?!??
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i dont usually react to emails sent my way because most are inane, ineffectual blather about why i am such an asshole...as if the email is going to somehow change my outlook on how truly stupid or vacant of substance they are.....but i am going to make an exception in this case because this dim bulb of a woman rants like Carol Channing on steroids and one can barely get a point across to her before she tries to wield some invisible (fake) power about the ability to get others thrown off aol......so first is the email she sent me.....followed by my open letter back to her here at the pier.......
"WHY ARE YOU PUTTING ME ON YOUR BLOG? GET A LIFE!! LEAVE ME OUT OF IT!! I HAVE ENOUGH ASSHOLES IN IT ALREADY THANK YOU"
Dear Ms Diller(as in Phyllis),
First, i must say i feel a bit of pity for you because you don't seem to have the ability to actually read. My disclaimer at the entrance to the pier CLEARLY STATES i could give not even a rat's ass about what you think. Now most logical thinking people, which you apparently are not, would understand their only recourse is to walk to the end of the pier and throw themselves off. You seem to think that by "yelling" at me in huge eyedocandy sized font will somehow stop me from making the comments that the first amendment guarantees me i am allowed to make. Now you aren't some kind of commie are you? (God rest Carroll O'Connor's soul). Surely you would agree that if you can come in and bore the room to goddamn tears with your banshee wails of venomous rage at people who have done nothing more than to laugh at your proudly displayed idiocy, then i have a right to point out how utterly pathetic you are? No? Well, fuck off....
You talk about how nice and wonderful (and pretty) you are.......ever picked up a websters and actually used it? You are only nice to people who either wanna rut with you (idiots like "keith") or people who wholeheartedly agree with every word you spew out of that cornhole you call a mouth. And looks wise....whatever attractiveness a stranger might think you have(which
would be a stretch in and of itself)...once they got to see the real you in action....that would dissipate...because you have an ugly soul. It's not too late to change, but i doubt you will. You have made yourself vulnerable to the very assholes that you eventually berate in the room for screwing you over.....if you are so troubled by your aol relationships and don't want the room
talking about it, THEN DONT COME IN AND TALK ABOUT IT YOURSELF MORON!!!!!
Another acceptance you will eventually HAVE to make is the fact not everyone in a chat room is going to like you...if you cant accept that...then dont come in.....do you really handle in person life the way you handle all of this? I cant imagine ever wanting to know a person like you other than to be able to recognize you are walking in my direction so i can devise an exit strategy to avoid you like the plague. Now with all that being said....do not email me
again.....ever.
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if i had to choose between being stranded on a desert island with naughtysloving/sweetcarol/sweetbobo; Anais or karenmca7, i would choose the electric chair....with a lethal injection booster to make sure i didn't miraculously survive
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speaking of carol/bobo whatever the hell her name is now, she declares to the room how pretty she is.....i'm laughin and thinkin "no bitch, you ugly, you very very ugly" (feel free to make a round of you so ugly jokes if you wish). She and Diamond could make a new club where they sit and cackle about how pretty they each think they are(they would be gushing about themselves, not the other one)
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LisaHopkins44: california is gonna fall in da ocean
Only if you're standing on Coastal Hwy 1 you COW
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Diamondgal13: Lemon you have been reported for harrassment i pay for aol you will be gone
Can't you see the TOS General department at AOL HQ
"Hey guys? That one woman that thinks she is the only AOL customer is wanting us to tos another guy who pissed her off."
"It's not Keith under another name is it?"
"No, but as wigged out as she is, i'm thinkin she has a bit of a crush on him, aka.......a Lemon crush"
"That sounds like a nickname for the Jacksonville Jaguars defense"
"What defense?"
"Exactly"
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Speaker of the House John Boehner received a standing ovation from his fellow Republican congressmen after posting this to his Twitter feed
WitchyPoo563: I don't have sex with Republicans .... they are selfish lovers
One anonymous source inside the Boehner camp was quoted as saying "Sticking the left with this sorry sack of shit excuse for a woman is a bigger victory than defunding Obamacare ever would have been".
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Oct 15
Is it just me or does anyone else think Rhonda looks kinda like Shelley Duvall....on acid
Oct 14
EyeDocAndyNj48: SHE MADE PSGETTIOS
Campbells Soup Company filed suit in federal court to force AOL to shut down chatrooms, citing slander of product and is seeking reparations for irrecoverable damage of reputation. An anonymous source on Campbell's legal team said "The mere thought of some skeeveball of this ilk even glancing at our product on store shelves is enough to cause a week's worth of sleepless nights. Besides, who the fuck says this? FIVE YEAR OLDS, not fake eye doctors"
oct 12
LemonGrog: for whatever reason Jayne and I just cant get along
Heavens Gate77: lemon, youre just too sour
Sweetforeveron: cause u dont read books like her lemon
imagination cloud forms over head.....sees jayne with her 5 decade old bouffant hairstyle laden with hairpins sitting with a stack of primary readers from 1960 in her lap...when she gets to the Dick and Jane series...she painstakingly crosses out every "Jane" word and neatly pencils in "Jayne"...then smiles at herself in the mirror for a productive job well done
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the day i gave up biscuits n gravy forever.........thanks bitch
Elaine1970inNJ: yeah my love biscuit engorges with goodness
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wow...the bitch times how long she is gone from the room? seems a bit obsessive...but then again...this is the same assmunch that counts how many people she "clicks"
Jayne Doe Smith: wait I was only gone 49 minutes and this is now a bible chat?
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what she said
Jayne Doe Smith: no drama for me they are all blocked
Jayne Doe Smith: and when I come in - it is a click fest
what she meant
Jayne Doe Smith: no drama for me, i lie and say i blocked them
Jayne Doe Smith: and when I come in - it is a click fest...i click my heels and say there's no place like home and then realize i was born the same year Judy Garland was
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Version 2
what she said
Jayne Doe Smith: no drama for me they are all blocked
Jayne Doe Smith: and when I come in - it is a click fest
what she meant
Jayne Doe Smith: no drama for me they are all blocked...and then i spend the next hour whining and asking people to fill me in on what the ones i clicked are saying
Jayne Doe Smith: and when I come in - it is a click fest.....because it gives me a sense of superiority i have never gotten anywhere else in my life
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i saw someone in the room say that i pick on people...and several agreed with them...cant remember now who it all was and its not important enough to go check the logs....but i was struck at the time by how hypocritical they were being because i have seen every single one of them say a lot worse about people that werent even in the room to fight back...at least i say mine publicly where anyone that knows how to click a mouse can read it
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Fahntastik: night all,, im way too boring tonight,
This prick once said that anytime he makes the comment above, it actually means that the room is boring him....which means he is dissing everyone talking at the times he says this...hey Duhmntastik, i got news for you, you are boring EVERY TIME YOU COME IN THE ROOM AND SPREAD YOUR STUPIDITY LIKE AN STD....and for those who think i am "picking on him"...think about this....if YOU have actually seen him say this before....YOU were one of the ones he was dissing.....yeah.....sucks to be you huh
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ok, i took the liberty of removing others comments to focus specifically on what was said here and i'm not going to ridicule someone for what could have happened.....but his retort to someone questioning if it was real or not was jaw dropping.....more commentary after
Bigcowboyken: god came to me once
Bigcowboyken: as an angel of death
Bigcowboyken:i died on the operating table
Bigcowboyken: he said go back
Bigcowboyken: its not your time
Bigcowboyken: no i was dead
Bigcowboyken: 3 mins
Bigcowboyken: dr said i was clinacly dead
Bigcowboyken: google it
Bigcowboyken: god came to me
Bigcowboyken: in a bright light
yeah...thats riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...he said google it. lmaooooooooooooooooooooo.........google it? google it? i swear this man has had a frontal lobotomy....you are going to google that near death or after death experiences are real or not???? are you kidding???? did you not see all the fuckin mayan end of days bullcrap on google last year??? this is the guy that inspired the "if its on the internet it must be true" commercial
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Lycan092974: but my wife won't let me take our kids camping any more..I made them dig fighting holes and set up a
defensive perimeter with intersecting fields of fire..and we ran security patrols at 0330.
ok raise your hand if the first thing that flashed through your mind while
reading this was you wondered if you had accidentally changed the channel to an
episode of Doomsday Preppers.....you know...that show that you try to avoid so
much, you would actually watch honey booshit smear pbj all over her face than
watch 5 seconds of this....gee...when i went camping as a kid, we did things
like....oh...hiking, rock collecting, fishing......and the only security patrol
at 3:30 was making a run for the "bathroom" in the dark of night
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Oct 10
Watching congress spew all their bullshit for the sole purpose of winning points in the press when they actually believe less than half of what they want us to believe, is like watching Rhonda and Andy in this continual repeat pattern of manic depressive bullshit...Rhonda is the Democrats (sorry dems, but look at it this way, i could've said Andy) and of course that makes Andy the Repubs....cant figure out which one is stupider/crazier/scummier?
Neither can the rest of us.....example below
Rhonda: i LOOOOVE Andy, he is so genuine and such a good
man Andy: RHONNNNNNNNDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUU
Rhonda: awwwwww the MAN of my dreams! not like you pathetic men in here
Andy: RHONDAAAAAA, PICK UP YOUR PHONE, I WANT TO CALL YOU
Rhonda: i cant, my hub is home, he wants to fuck me soon
Andy: RHONDAAAAA, I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE YOUR PUKEBAG ABUSIVE HUSBAND, I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU, YOU CAN LIVE WITH ME FOREVER
Rhonda: dont tell me what to do!
Andy: RHONDAAAAAA, WHY WONT YOU LET ME FLY YOU OUT HERE, PLEASE DONT TREAT ME LIKE THIS, I LOOOOOOOVE YOU, OPEN YOUR IMS
Rhonda: i cant IM, fuck you
Andy: I AM GOING TO TAKE MY BOTTLE OF PERCOCETS, LIFE ISNT WORTH LIVING
Rhonda: dont ever talk to me again fucker!!!
Rhonda: I HATE MEN!
20 minutes later....
Rhonda: i LOOOOVE Andy, he is so genuine and such a good man
Andy: RHONNNNNNNNDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUU
Rhonda: awwwwww the MAN of my dreams! not like you pathetic men in here
(hears And the Beat Goes On playing in the background)
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Oct 11
I saw piglet tell the room that she found my lifestream funny and entertaining....then 2 sentences later, she says that everything i post is always negative(can we say contradiction????)...that i never have anything positive to say about anyone.....well i feel a need to admit my faux pas....so.....in a spirit of good will......i will make a positive comment.......
i'm POSITIVE most of you people in the room are idiots....there...better?
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Oct 12
zoey is whining in the room today about how overpaid our military peeps are and how they all drive nice cars and live in big beautiful homes.....hmmm...well maybe to gutter dwellin skeevy white trash like her, they do! cmon, give her a break.....think about it...the BEST thing that happens to her in life is waking up and seeing BDOS.....thats like winning the lottery but the only thing you're allowed to spend money on is paper clips
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it's called Lysergic acid diethylamide Anais. You're not supposed to ingest it just because they say it expands your mind......see ana, you would have to actually HAVE a mind to expand and there are things that do that a lot better than LSD.....they're called books
AnaisAnnais: i remember whe i was a baby in my crib, and i was woken by my father chasing my
mother , both naked arrownd the room...
AnaisAnnais: i was standing in my crib
MsLollipopLane01: crib?
LemonGrog: you remember that far back Ana?
AnaisAnnais: well, when meditating, sometimes.. layers of things go thru ur mind
AnaisAnnais: before u really meditate
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Editor's note:
Apparently a number of you aren't really smart enough to be qualified to read here. It was very self explanatory that text in gray was what a person actually said in the room verbatim and then any other sentences with other colors were my commentary or my version of what they would say or what they really mean but dont type themselves......see how that works? easy isnt it? no? well go fuck yourself and don't bother reading any further.....
I am adding an addendum to this because lately the blog has been losing its formatting, including the colors of the text...so now the gauge of your intelligence will be your ability to actually read AND comprehend, because anyone with half a brain will be able to tell when i am commenting versus whoever is the current topic....and so if it loses the formatting again, i will not be fixing it for the dumber masses
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THE PIER IS DOWN FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS SO I CAN EITHER REVAMP IT OR FIGURE OUT WHY POSTS ARE MESSING UP.....IN THE MEANTIME, SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL NEWSPAPER AND BUY A HARDCOPY EDITION FOR OLD TIMES SAKE....SORRY TO TYPE IN ANDY TYPE FONT BUT AT LEAST NO ONE CAN SAY THEY DIDNT SEE THIS
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BlackSheerPride: Bug he isnt the first ive had to deal with and wont be the last you of all people know how i am and you know what i am
oh fuck, i can feel a "i am a vampire" phase coming on....i swear to God if he starts that shit again, i am gonna corner the market on garlic, stakes and silver bullets and send mass quantities to everyone that comes in the room. Also, after my post about how i think he helps Diamond by gathering info on others, he sends me an email denying it, saying he is on Bug's side....and i just had to laugh.....sides....like school kids.....god how old are you man
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Quietstorm1965: i wanted to shoot a kid on the ass with a pellet gun, he was bent over his bike and all i saw was ASS in boxers, i soooo wanted to bust him in the ass
well we all have hobbies, although i must say this one rides the fringes more than most i have heard about.....speaking of ASS in boxers, that "newbie" kenster is making guys like diamond and fitsport damn near palatable......ok ok i lie but seriously....i read him and i want to throw myself face down, forcefully, onto a bed of barbed nails while singing Tubthumping (i like the song, but not when throwing myself face down onto a bed of barbed nails)......ok it's 20 minutes since i started writing this post and wow, did i ever deviate from the original theme or what
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Laura 37373: i know this is politically incorrect, but i don't really like midgets
Imagination cloud appears over head......screen scene switches to Romance - Married Midgets
Randy 48484: i know this is politically incorrect, but i don't really like married bitches named Laura who live in PA and scurry to sign off like "a rat when the light switch comes on" when their husbands suddenly arrive home, get out of the shower, quit snoring, etc....
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Kenster184: this room reminds me a little of Little House on the Prairie
did anyone else think "and Diamond is Nellie" when he said this?
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Fahntastik: i prefer the freaks to parkers,, just saying
said by the man who parks for hours at a time sometimes and then upon his return says "damn, forgot i was in the room" or "i was playing poker".....yeah well parking is parking bitch so clean your own fucking porch and get a new broom cuz the one you use to do it with now is more worn out than your jokes
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Kenster184: i tend to talk in generalities
A viable candidate for the Understatement of the Year Award.....yeah, as in SWEEPING.....
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DustiDezertDood: I don't think I've seen this room so dominated by guys
you're obviously never here when brensea and skankersore are here, they are about as mannish as it gets
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sweetforveron: ken and red i didnt see your answer earlier why did u pick this room to come in ? where u here before ?
Kenster184: ok sweet'
Kenster184: ill answer you
Kenster184: as nice as possible
sweetforveron: ok
RedSeems4Evr: i was surfin sweet
sweetforveron: lol@ nice
sweetforveron: oh ok
Kenster184: "I' left the born again room a month ago
Kenster184: froever
Kenster184: forever
Kenster184: so i was in this room lolligagging about and RED came in to say hi to me
sweetforveron: oh ok
Kenster184: we havent seen each other in a long time
the part he is forgetting to tell her is how, less than an hour after his debut arrival here in the room, he "observed" how much the tone of the room changes depending on who comes in....wow..what an observation one BRAND FUCKING NEW to a room can easily make about people they don't even know.....then a bit later he claimed he had been with several women from Married....these 2 "newbies" are overly worn regs trying to reinvent themselves, thinking they are all cutesy with their new personas....idiots....the worst part of this is just when we thought we got rid of that windbag Puff, someone that is even more of a font hog shows up to monopolize the chat....
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Kenster184: HARRY CHAPIN DIED 10 MINUTES FROM MY HOUSE ON THE LONG ISLAND EXPRESSWAY ON LONG ISLAND
WOWWWW, no fucking wayyy man....do you know how rare it is for someone who had such a close connection to such a worldwide event has come in this room and graced us with their presence....i am in awe and i bow to your greatness. <this is code for hey dumbass, do you know how many people live within 10 minutes of any portion of the long island expressway in one of the most densely populated areas of the northern fuckin hemisphere....i cant wait for someone to one up this by coming in and say "Harry Chapin died NINE minutes from my house on the long island expressway.......that's on Long Island" (Mrs Sparky just peered over at me from the sofa and asked me "honey? have you seen my mix CD that was in the car, it has my fav songs on it, you know the one with Cats in the Cradle and some other tunes?"...........ok ...i fibbed.....but it sure looked like she wanted to say that!)
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AnaisAnnais: i do practice yoga
AnaisAnnais: i can bend... matissee
AnaisAnnais: lol
Cinnderfrknrella: i love to work out but i tried yoga...put my butt straight to sleep
Matissee: lol like a pretzel?
AnaisAnnais: u name it...
Matissee: ankles behind your ears
LivTLaugh: I pratice Yogabear I steal picnic baskets <it's only fitting i follow up the Line of the Day with the Dumbest Joke of the Year (i know i know some of you probably think i mean Ana and that is a valid option, but not this time).......this was so corny it was mistaken for a bottle of Karo Syrup
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I wasn't home for 5 minutes before i saw the Line of the Day
ladyfiona1967: its pleasant in here right now
ladyfiona1967: and its because diamond isnt here
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LemonGrogger: hi Nursie how are you
NursieinAZ: I am well thank you...You Sir?
LemonGrogger: im very well Nursie ty for asking...
LemonGrogger: Nursie were you ever a sub?
NursieinAZ: My pleasure
LemonGrogger: that Sir made me ask
LemonGrogger: you can email your response Nursie if youre shy
lmaooooooo shy??!?!? shy!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? man i almost had soda coming out my nose.....you're talking about a woman who BRAGGED about spilling out of her top at a Chick Fil A while an 80 year old geezer leered at her....and of course she had her laptop with her and was regaling the room with every lurid, scummy detail....
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HonBug1113: are you having a fun day ?
URALAMEFOOKER: yes
URALAMEFOOKER: how about u
HonBug1113: i can have fun at a funeral
is it just me or did anyone else suddenly have the theme to The Addams Family playing in their head when seeing this
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fitsport156: you know what, I must be honest. *lol* out of practically all of you. and now I know why....you all razz sweet because she's far more stable than most of yall here
this guy talking about stability is like Ray Rice talking about handling problems in a calm, cool and collective manner.
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FitnCharmin: flat abs beat fat tits anyday
well if anyone would know what it's like being a fat tit, it would be Fit
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DrJevago: YOUR MIND HAS BEEN TWISTED
DrJevago: YOU ARE NO LONGER THE SAME CLEVER RHONDA YOU WERE A YEAR AGO
Dr J confessing that he was on mind altering hallucinogenic drugs a year ago
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Evilone2980: omg did you read about the chick that got a third boob so she could get her own reality show
Evilone2980: ?
darrlin2014: bye all means do stay, and so will i and others you have lied about
darrlin2014: ok evil thats sick
Evilone2980: it's nuts
firejames246: lol
naughtynnice252: if we all click you , you would go or talk to yourself
SXMX Girl: Nasty
darrlin2014: maybe its the one keith photoshopped < the Line of the Day
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NotUp2AnyGood: Coca is gone???? I thought the room darkened. It was her leaving, right?
NotUp2AnyGood: Coca is a her, right?
This is akin to asking if Bigfoot is a her.....does it really matter.
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Diamondgal0210: i hear ya my place of employment got hit by a tornado and a tree caved in the roof
Diamond giving a seminar on exactly what the fuck it was that fucked up her hair.....i think i'm gonna fire off an email to her boss to find out why the fuck they couldn't have placed her near a window...with trees.
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Rodneynorespect3: sx?? what ever happened to gail? i see her online but never chatting
SXMX Girl: Rod, who is Gail
JoeybagadonutsQQ: Gail was a very nice girl
Rodneynorespect3: gail is notasgood
SXMX Girl: oh, I don't know. I know of her and we said hi but I don't know her that well
Rodneynorespect3: used to be a lot of drama when she was around lol
Rodney never was the brightest bulb in the chandelier, although he has the market cornered on the sleaze factor........here rodney, let me lay it out for you....i'll use simple words ok?
Notas stays "online" so those dumbasses that still don't get the fact you can have more than one screen name in the room, even on the same computer will think none of these new troublemakers are her. There is still a lot of drama....and i can assure you she is still around.
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OPTICIAN ANDY: I DID 1 PORN MOVIE IN 79 WITH VANESSA DEL RIO ...I WASNT THE STAR...I NEEDED THE MONEY...
OPTICIAN ANDY: THE FILMS NAME WAS FASHIONS IT WAS ABOUT BACKSTAGE STUFF DURRING A FASHION SHOW
I wasn't even at the computer and suddenly my bullshit meter started to chirp and then it went off the charts with this......so having ten minutes to kill before starting dinner, i decided to check facts. Vanessa Del Rio made nine movies in 1979. None of them were named Fashions. None of them had anyone named Andrew Falkoff as a participant in the movie. I even gave benefit of the doubt to the biggest liar online and said well perhaps he used a fake name. I checked every bio of every man listed. None of them fit what he presents as his profile online....i.e.....all but one of them had numerous film credits to their name and the one that had 1 (or 2 depending on how you read it) was actually a film made in 1975 and apparently shown in one of the 1979 films. Most had their ages listed and none of them match what he claims to be his age.
So....bottom line is he is either lying about this.....or he is lying about his age and film history, which would mean the chances of him lying about more trivial matters would be strong to guaranteed. The end result is yet more proof he is a liar.....he lied about those phone numbers belonging to the hospital, which means he wasn't in the hospital and he lied about being a doctor. Anyone with an iota of intelligence already knows he lies about most of the bs he puts in the room.
A sidenote to this......his skanky girlfriend aka the sore is so fucking stupid that she tried to twist my words on the blog about the research i did on Bren. She tried to claim that i read every log Bren appeared in for the last three years to get the info i have. I never said that....what i said was i went back three years in my research ...i.e...the logs i have show that Bren has been coming in a little more than three years....i actually read about 10-12 of the logs and only any lines relevant to Bren.......I even explained that in the blog post......so a word of advice to the fake nurse from ....well....wherever she "claims" to be from.....learn to read, it's a skill all those prisoners you claim to care for depend on you heavily for to help keep them alive.....and fyi, you better hope your claims are supported by facts because public employee names are typically considered public information in most states, so facts can be checked simply by making a call or two.
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peggybrundig1818: whats in sparkys plog now
sweetforveron: well peg ... Puff got beth in trouble
peggybrundig1818: wow how did puff do that
RunningLatte: right because coca likes to cam with men when her husband leaves and puff told the truth that they did
sweetforveron: he said that him and beth cam in the room
Tommy Ringo 7: OMG
Tommy Ringo 7: Beth is caming?
sweetforveron: if i was beth i would kick his ass
Couldwont: i wouldn't trust puff
Couldwont: but that's just me
RunningLatte: i told lemon, omg puffs head is going to get cut
peggybrundig1818: so how did that get beth into toruble
sweetforveron: she got a blog about her
RunningLatte: pegg, sparky called her husband and told on her
sweetforveron: lmao latte
peggybrundig1818: lol latte
Couldwont: sparky makes phone calls, too?
Couldwont: wow lol
peggybrundig1818: i hate when that shit happens
sweetforveron: lol
Tommy Ringo 7: sparky called someone???
Pawsmom0110: WHAT ?????
RunningLatte: i wrote him a check, sooooooo
Tommy Ringo 7: LOL
Couldwont: (fake)
Couldwont: geez
sweetforveron: lol
RunningLatte: after he cashed it
RunningLatte: he called
Evilone2980: can't cam with anybody these days.......smh
Evilone2980: lol
Couldwont: aol trouble
Tommy Ringo 7: Sparky cant even type in a room, and he calls????
sweetforveron: lol
Couldwont: evil lol
Tommy Ringo 7: LMAO
ok two points to make here....the first one all of you already know.....tommy is a major fucking dumbass and would believe damn near anything.....hey tommy...guess what...honbug has a private room that stays full and busy all the time.....i bet you 100 bucks you cant find it. Tommy has it ever occured to you that some people feed you lies, just to make you look more stupid....it's pretty easy to do anyways but geezus man, how gullible can you be? And uh latte? you overdid this one...so let me be perfectly clear to one and all........secondly and much more important.....in NO WAY, SHAPE OR FORM did i ever nor would i ever call ANYBODY'S SPOUSE to rat someone out.....my one and only form of communication is the blog...period. I only talk to one person outside of the blog and it's just not my style to do what was stated above....as much disdain as i have for the cocas of the world, life has taught me they dig their own graves and karma is a motherfucking bitch
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you know you really need a break from blogging when they say this....
HollowWnd: where did I read that a jogger.. was mauled by 2 dogs
and your eyes read it as this....
HollowWnd: where did I read that a blogger.. was mauled by 2 logs
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jerzeeeegirl72: lol
Thbuilder: how are you Mattie
Mattiekat6: ok t/y
rubesco101: how are u mattie
Mattiekat6: ok t/y rub
rubesco101: mattie u are a cutie
Thbuilder: doing good
Mattiekat6: t/y rub
Mattiekat6: awesome thb
Shrkzilla41: how r u mattie
jerzeeeegirl72: time is dragginggggg
Mattiekat6: fine t/y
rubesco101: welcome
Mattiekat6: :-)
Uhhufngr2: ...rain/n to be hell here now...no sailing today..
now that we've all established mattie is doing fine and/or awesome, can we move the fuck on and actually chat (kind of ironic that someone who never says a word in the room is prompting others to do this huh....that's me....mr irony)
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Yanno i have watched Diamond and Tommy slam me and others for several days and i just have to laugh and think about how funny they are to blast me in the room as a blogger, yet in my talking name i am one of the few left who is still congenial towards them
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Coca the "i stand in line for a ride for 5 motherfuckin hours" skank seems to have a need to criticize the time i spend on the blog and has all these comments about who she thinks i am and how pathetic my life is supposed to be, yet 2 hours prior to this room chat back on the 6th of September, she was proclaiming to some idiot how she never cams anyone.....well gee moron, you might wanna make sure you and your boyfriend are on the same page storywise so one (or both?) of you don't look like the low life liars you almost certainly are.......and frankly i am more productive timewise with my blog than you are with your life....everytime any subject other than sex comes up, you seem very clueless....i would be fucking embarrassed as hell to be one of your kids and be known in school as "the one with the dumbass mom"....
RAMVET89: i'm horny
SXMX Girl: orry Randy, Beth isn't here
Evilone2980: potato chips
SXMX Girl: Sorry*
RAMVET89: beth?
Puffolino: Beth? my Beth?
Puffolino: QQ
Evilone2980: blah
SXMX Girl: aka Caca as you like to call her
RAMVET89: oh
RAMVET89: i have never fucked her
Puffolino: lmfao
LilRazcaI: woah
Evilone2980: =-O don't say fuck
SXMX Girl: doesn't mean you haven't tried
Puffolino: lol SX
Doinrght: dip is so goood
RAMVET89: true
RAMVET89: lol
RAMVET89: wtf
Puffolino: she gives awesome cam
RAMVET89: being mean to me ?
Puffolino: js
SXMX Girl: I'm not mean, just honest
RAMVET89: honest
RAMVET89: ?
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So i happened to be peeking at the room chat as i watched some football and see this conversation. Other than the entries and exits, i am pasting the entire portion i saw in case i am somehow misunderstanding what i read, specifically regarding Ilike's commentary......
NateKnowsNow: UK he probably has a RG III jersey he was given for Christmas
DisClickableMe: the Jags are gonna rattle RGIII's cage tomorrow
Ukcats37: lol I bet he does
VaChatGuy46: When UK's coach leaves (as he always does) and the program is sanctioned (as it always is) I wont make fun of you
kenexplorer1492: <<< enjoys warmth -
HollowWnd: one moment
VaChatGuy46: just call you a retard
Ukcats37: Va hold your breath ok :)
NateKnowsNow: 3-13Chatguy nice
NateKnowsNow: UK I like the ring of that
Ukcats37: 3-13 I love it lol
NateKnowsNow: ^5 UK
VaChatGuy46: You silly retards, its alreay a new season
VaChatGuy46: you are still pathetic
VaChatGuy46: funny stupid
Ukcats37: Seems like all the Redskins Qbacks have leg problems lol
Ukcats37: ^5
Ukcats37: How's Joes leg ?
VaChatGuy46: Uk, you seem kind of obsessed with black guys
VaChatGuy46: Finje
Golphman2001: did the seahawks play???
VaChatGuy46: wealthy
VaChatGuy46: popular around here
Ukcats37: Joe wasn't black lol
VaChatGuy46: Uk, but you like black guys
VaChatGuy46: right
Ukcats37: I do ?
Golphman2001: did seattle play and win???
VaChatGuy46: most white trash chicks do
NeoBG: i like black guys
NeoBG: anyone not like black guys?
Ilikeyouall24 7: its saturday they are playing today
NeoBG: i like guys and gals
NeoBG: all of 'em!
NeoBG: call me nuts
Golphman2001: 247 thank you
Ilikeyouall24 7: ty neo im a blk gal:-*
NateKnowsNow: I like everyone regardless of race
Orv3: hello room, 59mm in wa state
NeoBG: I like you.
Ukcats37: For RG3 the NFL stands for Not For Long
kitchenntables: hi
NeoBG: i'm glad the worlds all different colors ...
NateKnowsNow: 3-13ChatGuy is a racist
NeoBG: it's better than a one color world, in my mind
Golphman2001: i like fat guys with thick wallets and fast back swings.. easy $$ to give golf lessons too..
HawkRidesAHarley: i agree UK
kenexplorer1492: tables - welcome
Ilikeyouall24 7: of course he is
Ilikeyouall24 7: so are alot of people on here
Ilikeyouall24 7: lemon
VaChatGuy46: See, she is obsessed with RG3, like most white trash chicks
Ilikeyouall24 7: joe
kitchenntables: t/y ken
Ilikeyouall24 7: andy
kenexplorer1492: 8-)
VaChatGuy46: Kirk Cousins is a good QB too
NateKnowsNow: his team's name is insensitive
VaChatGuy46: sorry skanks
Ilikeyouall24 7: salty
Ilikeyouall24 7: sparky
NeoBG: my shoes are insenstive, too
Golphman2001: brink back johnny Unitas now he was mr football
Ukcats37: What's really funny is that Rg's Daddy shows up in the locker room....every game lol
kenexplorer1492: baseball boobs!!!!!!!!
NeoBG: i liked Johnny U.
VaChatGuy46: Uk, you obsessed with RG3's dad too, you must really like black guys
now based on what i'm seeing here, she is basically listing the people she says are racist. Frankly, i think most people of all skin colors have an inherent amount of racism ingrained within them from sources as varied as societal influences, peers, parents or other family members and most of the time it's not even voluntary. Even pop culture of all things shows racism in ways people don't even realize. What most normal people do is refuse to pander to that aspect and accept the differences in others as part of the overall human condition. There are very few, if any, white people that would walk alone down a dark street and feel 100% totally at ease with a group of young black men coming their way and i guarantee you there are also very few black people that would feel 100% totally at ease in the reverse situation.
However, with that being said, i actually was in a somewhat similar situation back when i first got out of college and had my first career job. It was different in the sense that it was 9 am, broad daylight, in a less than desirable part of town, which happened to be a customer location of the business i worked for at the time. There were probably a dozen men hanging right outside the one and only door i saw that lead into the business.
The majority of them looked like they had either been drinking or smoking weed all night and hadn't slept in at least 24 hours or more. Not a one of them were doing anything other than drilling holes right into me with their half glazed stares. Now, here's the thing....you the reader have no idea at this point what race they are and most of you probably don't know what race i am unless you have read the pier from day one, i think i mentioned it once somewhere along the way. But that day changed something inside me.
My parents had never shown any signs of being racist with their words or deeds but growing up the second half of my young life in the south, there were certainly numerous attitudes i heard from others. So yes, i had some trepidation as i walked from my shiny, nice Suburban decked out in my suit and tie to tend to the situation i was there to handle. Every eye followed my every step until i got inside. Those same men were still there 30 minutes later when i walked back to my vehicle. No it wasn't up on blocks. No, no one hit me over the head with a liquor bottle to rob me nor did anyone stick a gun in my face to steal my money. What changed inside me was the fact i realized that trepidation i felt was unnecessary and was a result of that .05 of 1 percent of me that had been influenced by all those words i had heard the previous dozen years from various people of all ages.
The reality is i have made it a point to do the best i can since that day to set the same example my parents set for me, which is people are just that....people....and skin color is not a reason to like or dislike people.
Yes those men were all black....thing is, many of them were years or even decades older than the mid-20's sparkyplug. There are creeps of all races.....there are good people of all races and i surround myself as much as i can with good people and i have made it a point since that time to do my best not to prejudge people based on anything regarding appearance....skin color included.
So to you Ilike, i say this.....you appear to be lumping me in with others you have deemed racist, so i challenge you to show one entry on the Pier that is even close to being an example of that....you don't have any clue what I'm about and you appear to have acted in the past as if you don't even read the Pier much or at all....so what is it you're basing your very misinformed judgement of me upon?
Frankly, you are more racist than i am......i have seen you say at least once that you were of mixed race, but most of the time you identify yourself as black....so by not speaking to the other part of that mix, you are showing a form of racism by not owning that part of your own heritage. And to me, that's doubly disrespectful because you not only don't speak to what other race you are but it's a diss to whatever parent or ancestor is that same race. So do you look down on that person for being a different race than black?
I think the reality here is you didn't like the fact i posted about a comment you made months ago that is as stupid today as it was then and you assume i made the comment because of your skin color. You assume wrong. I didn't make that comment about you because you're "black".....i made that comment about you because you're stupid.
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JoeybagadonutsQQ: I think after 15 you should stop blogging
darrlin2014: gee joey then there would be no pollitical blogs or such
JoeybagadonutsQQ: they're all wrong anyhow dar
darrlin2014: yah damn people who express opinions
sweetforveron: well how about this joey u stop telling the same jokes from 20 yrs ago and ill stop bloggin:-! <and here is the Line of the Day.....now if we could get Don J to agree to this too, we would have it made
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I woke this morning full of mirth, optimism and the sheer joy of living. I grab a big cup of java after a quick shower and sit to peruse news, sports and yes, the good ole chat room. With a smile on my face and a song in my heart, i take a quick look at email and my world came crashing down around me. The blatant ominous tone, coupled with the fact it was typed in all caps (hey no one likes being yelled at in the morning right?) sent a chill up my spine the likes i haven't seen since.....well....since the last time I received an email from this less than human life form that seems to delight in trying to make others as miserable as she.
Surely the most intelligent of you will have figured out by now i couldn't be talking about anyone other than the gregarious, magnanimous, one and only Diamondgal. This is what greeted my eyeballs when i opened the aforementioned mail.......
YOU ARE SICK AND I WILL DO EVERYTHING TO GET THIS PATHETIC BLOG REMOVED!
<pauses to extract tongue from cheek...
Ok bitch....listen up and listen up REAL good. I am going to guess this email is a result of you learning what should have been obvious since October of last year.....this blog is NOT part of AOL.....it's 100% independent, which means AOL cannot control content.....which also means it's not TOSable!!!! Yes, i am fucking laughing at your stupid goddamn ass because you also seem to forget we live in the good ole USA, where the inalienable right to freedom of speech takes precedence over what KATHY MILLEY deems allowable. I wish i could have seen the look on your face when the realization dawned on you that AOL is powerless in this matter.....i bet your face got beet red and your hair started doing all this frizzing out medusa shit, strands wildly flailing about like slimy worms atop your shit for brains.
I will say what i want, when i want, however many times i want and there is NOTHING you, any lawyer or any judge will ever do to shut me up, even if i had to violate some preposterous legal order to do so......do you understand??? YOU WILL NEVER SHUT ME UP.....EVER. Everything i have ever posted about you is PUBLIC information. If you want your details private, i suggest you take steps to get your personal info off PUBLIC accessible web pages.
Now let's go back to the other day when you were laughing and taunting someone, i think it was honbug, about having her IP number.....well guess what muley (muley fits you better than milley).....i have YOUR IP number lmaooooooooooooooooooo lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Oh man...this maniacal laughter really gives me a headache sometimes.
By the way, not everyone is stupid.....do you really think that some of us don't know that you and Blacksheer are pretending to be mad at each other so you can use him to try and get other people's IP numbers since they wont email or IM directly back to you?????? You both really need to take acting lessons because you're just not that good at it.
Also, one last item to cover here.....when you emailed me last October, i made it very clear to you to never email me again and i did it publicly on the blog so there is a record of it. Granted, you are pretty dumb, so i will cut you the slack of giving you one more chance......so this is it...this is your last warning to never communicate with me again for any reason or i will take steps to deal with your harassment, you stinky camelpit bitch you.
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sweetforveron: i think sparky laughed so hard he knocked himself online
sweetforveron: off line
This was EXACTLY what happened. Why you ask? Well because Tommy said this (talking about LadyFi).......
Tommy Ringo 7: Julie? she has FKed Sparky, but I know something Sparky cannot imagine about her
And then Dis had the Line of the Day (yes, you read that right....Dis.....i give credit where credit's due you mofos).....i sure hope Gerald Corbin sees this.....
DisClickableMe: I hope she's not a man too
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LoveMyShag: chipmunks are sooooo cute
Ilikeyouall24 7: big beaks all ready to bit you
Ilikeyouall24 7: chipmunks and squirrels yeah feed them
Ilikeyouall24 7: they are cute
Starvinmgg: rat family
Ilikeyouall24 7: yeah but much cuter start
Ilikeyouall24 7: v
LoveMyShag: riiight
Lessons9: i was building a cabin couple years ago love.....and when id take a break.....i could feed one that would sit on my knee and eat the peanuts i gave him
Ilikeyouall24 7: its that longggg nakid tail that makes them scary
LoveMyShag: awww how sweet
Lessons9: yeah...he was fun to mess with
Ilikeyouall24 7: on your knee
JohnNChristineFL: in colorado i had squirrels come into my house
I don't know about anyone else, but i swear to god i heard The Ballad of Davy Crockett playing in the background while reading this......my wife even came into the room and said "Honey you know what we haven't done in awhile?"
"What's that dear?"
"Well we haven't had a good 'snuggle on the couch as we watch a Fess Parker movie marathon' lately and i am having a hankering for that....and popcorn"
"Does that mean i get to pull out my banjo for the ending credits on the last movie?"
"You bet your sweet ass it does!!!"
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Normally, Ana will enter the room, exit and enter again in an effort to get attention focused on her (you would think an animal abuser would kinda wanna lay low, but noooo not her).....but is it irony or what that this happened the same night Ana talked about having magic mushrooms....it's like she's regressed to grade school and playing a bastardized version of now you see me now you don't
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Kittyc100: hello diamond
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Witicism4me: thought this was a romance room
ThreeKoolBeanz: good lord
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Pawsmom0110: SMH
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After reading this, watching Ancient Aliens has lost some of it's allure...
jerzeeeegirl72: i dont understand why ever person that gets abducted by aliens, claimed they got anal probed
jerzeeeegirl72: if theyre such an advanced race, how long does it to figure out its an asshole? full of shit
HollowWnd: we're suppose to be an advance race and look at all the
HollowWnd: tests we do on animals
jerzeeeegirl72: well, hollow, we test certain things on them, we dont just probe ass after ass after ass
Maybe they do a sequel to E.T The Extra-Terrestrial where a now 42 year old Elliott wakes up to find himself on ET's home planet and his long lost friend from another world is really just a plain ordinary proctologist.... yanno with the long finger and everything. Elliott flies into a fit of rage and yells "Hey motherfucker! You touched that finger to my nose!?!??!? After it probed ass after ass after ass!?!?!????????"
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BRENSEA REVEALED (aka you should have made sure that mask was tightly secured)
So one day Bren the resident hooker is lipping off and when she starts opening those jowls she calls a mouth when she is in that mode, she really gives herself away....i.e...she sounds like a man. Some of the things she has said are things that no woman would ever say, even though i don't hang out with cesspool whores so maybe that's a different breed. Uh oh, i said breed, Bren is gonna drop what she's doing and service another scuzball....
Anyways, back to the purpose of this post. So i checked her master screen name (once again Diamond you hag, it's not done by hacking....its just done by people who know more than you....which frankly is 90% of the earth's population). It came back to a screen name of gcorbin158.
So several times last year that gcorbin name comes into the Married room. This man alluded to the fact he was mid 60's (he was really 69 at the time) and that he lived in Pennsylvania. He seemed to get slightly pervy but not anything that stands out in the sea of perves whom occupy the room much of the time. So one other thing I checked is how long bren has been hitting the married rooms and her history goes back to a little over 3 years. I didn't check every single log of every appearance she made (yanno i do have a life i live to the fullest outside these AOL walls, despite what some of you may think.... i mean really, you think it takes me all day to post a few entries on a blog? how fucking dumb are you), but i read enough to see that her "room persona" up until June of 2013 was a frustrated wife who wanted anyone in bed but her creepy hub (her words, not mine). She never mentioned being a bartender until June of 2013 either, but suddenly she staked claim to that profession.
Then on the night of June 23 of 2013 she comes in drunk and mad at her hub because he wont touch her. Slowly over the next 5 weeks...she transforms into her hooker persona. At first it was do me for $400 but don't tell my hub...then $500....then it was $1000...and then by the first week of august it was $12000 for the whole day. By the time it got to late august...her hub supposedly knows she was a hooker and is cool with it.
So of course i start googlin info on gcorbin and one of the things that comes up is this link. You have to go down to the second screen of info under infotracer to see ...
http://www.emailsherlock.com/emailsearch/[email protected]/
i then find this gcorbin's email for one of the Pennsylvania Fireman's Association, the top part of page 22.......
http://www.lcfa.com/clientuploads/PAF_Directory/Directory2013.pdf
So its fairly clear that one Gerald Corbin is a 70 year old volunteer firefighter who has been in the room on several occasions, the last being right before Bren became a hooker in July and August...........
So moving forward, i personally have never seen her mention being married again since that time and in fact, i do remember her telling some she was single but my point is her story seems to have developed as opposed to actually having been lived. And during the time she was supposedly married she made a comment on the date of 7-20-13...
Brensea: Last name starts with a C (sea)
Anyone with half a brain would say ok maybe she is related to ole Gerald....so one would also deduce that her first name is Brenda (I credit that deduction to my friend here, she is one smart cookie) and that C is almost certainly Corbin....so then she finds this....
https://www.facebook.com/brenda.corbin.3?fref=ts
Now let's read what Bren said the other day......imagine bursting in on that woman in the FB above....naked......oh god, i feel a violent puking session coming on....hang on.....oh god....my stomach hurts so bad.......agggggghhhhhhhhhhh. The blanket comment cracks me up...that IS a pig in a blanket!
Djforte35: ladies have you ever been arrested before
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Brensea: last year Dj
Brensea: prostitution Dj
Djforte35: Brensea how much time did you spend in jail
Brensea: just overnight
Brensea: two years probation and $1,000.00 fine
Djforte35: Brensea did they strip search you
Brensea: no I was naked when they broke into the room
Djforte35: did they let you put your clothes on Brensea
Brensea: wrapped a blanket around me and took me out in cuffs
So back to their facebook.... lookie lookie...Brenda Corbin studied at the high school of the same town name that Gerald lives in...what are the fucking odds right...and the town she lives in now is right next to that town, both of which are 40-50 miles from where she told people back then that she was from, which was State College. Thing is....in looking at some of these logs, she has told different town names at different times, because, well, being vague means people cant exactly call you out on being a liar right??? WRONG!!! Remember gcorbin? well he told the room once he was right outside Altoona. Where is Altoona? Yes, you guessed it, it's the town next to Hollisdaysburg.
Now anyone looking at that pic can see the odds of that red headed FIFTY THREE year old woman being a hooker are so slim, it would take a blind Pennsylvania coal miner to be her client. And i was right, she resembles a wildebeest in more ways than one. I mean let's be real, the bitch would have to smoke a carton a day, drink a fifth a day and really be a hooker to look that bad at 42.
One might argue that Bren isn't brenda corbin, the piggy ass FIFTY THREE year old hooker....but the only logical answer if she isn't, is that she IS Gerald Corbin, which i lean towards being the actual truth......too many times she has sounded like a man. Or Brensea is a name they share. The reality is gcorbin is either her dad, her husband or herself. And i don't know about most of you, but it's unusual for a spouse to come in the room, but almost unheard of for a parent to come in the same chatroom. Plus when you add the fact this ass lies every chance they get, a lot of red flags here....
Some examples of Bren sounding manly and/or lying their ass off....
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/social/brensea/womens-reproductive-rights_b_1345214_142441817.html?
this was this week.....
OPTICIAN ANDY: PAWZZZ U WISH U COULD BE AS WET N TIGHT AS BREN
Pawsmom0110: USED as bren NO THANKS
Brensea: She's way to old to get wet Andy
This was in April 2011......................
WenchSheDreams: may I ask everyone's age....for purely scientific purposes?
lol
SPROCKET15: 57
Quietstorm1965: 46
VWBluebabe: 34
Gusmcld: 45 hhere
Brensea: 39
So unless she was LYING HER ASS OFF, Bren claims to be 42 or 43 at the latest today....then she is slamming Paws for age, whom i believe is supposed to be mid 40's? and she is supposed to be right about the same age??? liar....oh wait...maybe she never douches so all that diseased cum keeps her wet.
Then another thing she said this week.....
Brensea: No should not ever be said to your man
Now i dont know about most of you, but i have never heard a woman say this in my life except for Bren and the sore, whom i also suspect to be a man..... more info coming on that soon....
Also, her FB says she lives in Duncansville, which is next door to Hollidaysburg but there are numerous addresses showing in several towns, none of which meet her claims of a nice big house with a pool etc..... i do know my friend found info with addys on them so others can too.
SO....to recap
Bren says she is a redhead.....brenda corbin is a redhead....bren claims to be tall and 150 ish.....brenda corbin could be tall...definitely tips the scales at 150 plus.....bren claims to live in wide open spaces in central PA, brenda corbin lives in central PA and has lived at numerous addys(hookers do that too sometimes)....bren's master SN is gcorbin158....gcorbin158 is a 70 yr old dude in that same area who HAS BEEN IN THE CHAT ROOM MORE THAN ONCE. Bren sounds like a man....gcorbin is a man....brenda corbin looks like a man....
And to you Bren i say.... just to let you know, this is what people can find out just by observing. People who make this crap up online, can not be consistent, it always catches up with them. I just feel for the fools who buy your bill of goods.
To others i say do what you want with this info or don't , it's no matter to me. I'm already working on an optician and prison nurse.. .. interesting what Ive learned .
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JASON4VOORHEES2: Hello children uncle Jason is here to put a smile on your face
did anyone else have visions of that pedo fitsport flash thru their mind when he said this
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naughtynnice252: lol ana not here , guess she got her rabbit today
darrlin2014: oh god , now we will get the report on THAT
DisClickableMe: I so don't wanna be subjected to a mental image of anais and her rabbit
darrlin2014: she will haunt us with it jOe
No need to worry, Ana is going to have the rabbit taken away because she will refuse to feed it the batteries it needs to survive.....
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HonBug1113: HEY DARR AND HOLLOW AND BABZ
HonBug1113: AND ILIKE
HonBug1113: TOMORROW IS KEITHS B DAY TODAY IS HERS
Pawsmom0110: OH ???
darrlin2014: yeah she announced that today and meanie me said happy birthday tro her
Richmark1959: pa here
Pawsmom0110: damn it missed it
Pawsmom0110: diamonds birthday
HonBug1113: HEY DARR SHE SPENT IT ALONE
HollowWnd: I don't have a feeling about her birthday...
Pawsmom0110: I thought she had a wonderful man in her life <snicker >
HonBug1113: YES SHE IS 52 GOING ON 2
darrlin2014: lol
Pawsmom0110: and she calls ME an OLD hag
Pawsmom0110: guess she cant figure out 52 is older than 48
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darrlin2014: prolly not
HollowWnd: age doesn' tmatter.. I considered her a hag.. 10 yrs ago
Well yanno what they say....birthdays are like assholes, everyone has one and Diamond's stinks
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AnaisAnnais: i am a mommy of a poisonos tarantula
AnaisAnnais: he gets fed every 5th of the month... 6 to 8 crickets.. depending on the size
Wow, this is the EXACT menu they fed their horses.
Cant you just see all those lil ponies lining up for feeding time, ribs poking out like their stomachs are made of an accordian. They spread a tablecloth over a bale of hay, the fine china all laid out, only the best silverware allowed. One horse neighs to Ana that Silver's crickets are bigger than his. Napoleon, who eats fast, nudges Phantom and says "hey, you gonna eat that leg" to which Phantom replies "Well, it's either this leg....or yours!!" and they both neigh in morbid laughter, knowing the chances of them both surviving till the 5th of next month are slimmer than they are. Oberon says "Hey Phantom, if you go first, are you going to come back and haunt us??" and slaps his hoof down onto the "table" as everyone breaks out in laughter at the pun.
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AnaisAnnais: and, my poisonos tarantula.. i gave him some water not long ago
AnaisAnnais: we have a thing
AnaisAnnais: i blow my breath on him... i tap the tank with my fingers nails
AnaisAnnais: and, i tell him... over his body... with my breath... this is mommy
AnaisAnnais: lol
AnaisAnnais: i am a mommy of a poisonos tarantula
Is it just me or does anyone else feel like their watching a bad Cure video.....don't get me wrong, i like The Cure, but they are musicians, not video artists....
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AnaisAnnais: jerry has nice feet
Well, you gotta have quality feet when you're kicking poor defenseless little horses around
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How to tell when a Married room stalwart has accidentally spiked her own coffee with a hit of acid......
LlMPY SPANIELS: No man can possibly be more sexy then me
sweetforveron: limpy .. Andy is more sexy than u
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So this new name CarisimaMyLady comes in to park and as most peeps who know how to check these days do so(without hacking i might add), i checked the master screen name and surprise surprise...it's none other than that Vixen of Vitriol herself, diamondgal......so then the wonderment comes to mind....is she saying Car is her lady? ..or is she telling Cara that she, Diamond, is a lady? Or did the dumbass spell charisma wrong and is announcing to the world she has a positive sense of this wonderful life we all have the opp to experience on this planet......debate amongst yourselves, this is a tough one
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This is the I'm Fooling No One But Myself Line of the Day
NursieinAZ: Chris...look at my pics on my profile...I look what 35-40? I am alot older than that
Would someone please tell this needy ass bitch that she needs new mirrors and cameras.....as Lloyd Bentsen once said "I have seen 35-40 and ma'am, YOU are no 35-40"
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Someone may have already spotted this, but it looks like Basss has yet another name to park and watch.....KnightinCarolina . Now if i remember correctly, i was pretty sure ole Davey was from alabama or somewhere like that.....and if i were a guessing man, and i am, then my guess is this is his little special name for someone we all see him leg hump damn near every time he is in here
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riverzz4: your all boring,shit brb gonna cyber myself ;)
How Fahn would sound with long hair, unbathed and with the balls(nerve?) to say it's not him, it's the room. I bet Tommy Ringo can't wait to hear what riverzz has named his dick.....btw riverzz, it IS you...pass that on to Fahn when you get a chance
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The Holy Shitballs Line of the Day
AnaisAnnais: I think.. i have brain damage .. Matissee
I laughed so hard my lungs turned inside out
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There's a HUGE difference between being jealous and being disgusted and if you are too fucking stupid to tell the difference, then you deserve the dregs of life that come your way. And for the record, i have nothing to be jealous of.....i have a kick ass job, a kick ass woman and am more happy than either of you will ever be in your sorry pathetic lives....you deserve each other, now go be the little piggies you are and rut in the sewage you call home.
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Kidding or not, seeing a grown man say this gives me the skeeves.....this sounds like something that .....oh wait....there's a moratorium in effect. nevermind.....
LivTLaugh: well its time for me to throw on my scooby doo hammies and grab the teddy bear night all be safe and have fun
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Road Pacifist has a new screen name Rode Pacifist (real creative mofo isn't he?) and he came in blanking the room as has become the habit of him and his scumbag pals.....and this was one of the explanations given as to why he does it and also is the Line of the Day.....
DisClickableMe: it's his way of saying "Look at me, I'm an asswipe!!"
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Random Thought #8
As this long weekend officially comes to a close, i leave you with this final random thought post. I am grateful to have a job to be returning to when many are still struggling with the after effects of the financial disaster of the last 5 plus years.
On a completely different note....why is it looks seem to only matter to people who couldn't get a second glance if they walked down the middle of broadway naked with a flashing neon sign affixed to the top of their head that said "Hey look at me, I'm naked"
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Random Thought # 7..
Chicken Fries from Burger King look fucking gross.....it's like they're the food version of tommy ringo.
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GoingOnHoliday: I've taken Shelbiez all over the world
GoingOnHoliday: and back
Push pinning locations on a large world map while simultaneously playing a slideshow of The Ten Coolest Ancient Historical Sites isn't considered taking someone all over the world. (Can't you just picture Going sitting in his barcalounger with the remote for the slideshow viewer while barking orders at Shelbie to "mark the location for Machu Picchu bitch! it's time to move on to Angkor Wat!!")
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Confirmation that Ana is indeed a zombie
AnaisAnnais: i have no blood in my body
AnaisAnnais: that is what the nurse told me... while trying to draw some blood for testing
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sweetforveron: if anyone gets a mail from jessie belle its my pics .. enjoy ..
Sparky trips over a dining room chair and a family room ottoman in a desperate effort to block all mail....... reaches up to mouse from floor telling himself "click motherfucker click!!!!!"
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Random Thought # 6
What is the deal with timholt always doing a second or third hello or wb to certain women in the room during their same particular appearance. Is he that needy for attention or is it his way of testing to see which women are paying attention to the room or busy, like maybe he is searching for opps. By the way tim, that earlier post you bragged about being in wasn't about you, it was about diamond, you just happened to be the unlucky soul who was conversing with her.....however THIS one IS about you....wear that badge of honor motherfucker and wear it well (rolling eyes....as if being on the Pier is supposed to be some big deal....i may like to spout off at times but this is just a blog, not a Kennedy Lifetime Achievement Award)
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what she said.......
TIMHOLTSR69: its a droid touch screen
Diamondgal0210: oh nice
TIMHOLTSR69: never had one before
Diamondgal0210: im on my 3rd apple iphone
what she meant....
TIMHOLTSR69: its a droid touch screen
Diamondgal0210: oh nice
TIMHOLTSR69: never had one before
Diamondgal0210: im on my 3rd apple iphone because i threw my first one at the wall when i first met keith and i threw my second one down the toilet the fourth time i broke up with keith, i had to use a flip phone the fifth, six, seventh and eighth time we broke up. I hope this one lasts me a few months, but i get so damn mad at all these roomies because they don't gush their adoration for my beautiful face and gorgeous hair <sparky pauses at this time to go hurl in the toilet...man this tongue in cheek stuff can really make a man sick to his stomach
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Random Thought # 5...
Hey bitches, its football season!!!!!!!!! yeeeeehawwwwwww!!!!!!
Suddenly Sparky's wife does a fly by "knock him over the head with a wooden rolling pin" maneuver, disabling sparky for a mere twenty minutes as she yells " i TOLD you no more yehawing in the house mister!!"...........i guess i better stick to yays
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TIMHOLTSR69: wb Diamond
Diamondgal0210: ty tim
Diamondgal0210: your the only one that says wb
Diamondgal0210: im going to make alot of people happy i dont think as of monday i will be here anymore
LemonGrogger: why not make it everyday
LemonGrogger: that was just a question
Diamondgal0210: NOW maybe i will stay
TIMHOLTSR69: hope so Diamond
Diamondgal0210: ty tim
LemonGrogger: matters not to me...every room needs at least one idiot...and when youre here....thats taken care of
Diamondgal0210: and you would be that one idiot dunce
jerzeeeegirl72: lol@ you being the reason she'll stay
Diamondgal0210: girl shut it
jerzeeeegirl72: joeyhugs!
Diamondgal0210: i will stay on aol i will be here monday
LemonGrogger: great
jerzeeeegirl72: its ok, none of us believed you anyway
jerzeeeegirl72: next time, a lil more effort, try a goodbye dear cruel aol email
so in the matter of less than 5 minutes, she went from the dramatic "i'm leaving aol forever" road that so many other drama queens/kings have traveled, to threatening us with staying....which is a huge indicator of why she has all the problems she has in life. With all her well publicized marriage probs and her overbearing drama with pigs like keith....she can't even take a stand on anything and stick to it...hell it's just a matter of time before she takes her hair back to that god awful frizzed out monstrosity it was because of her wishy washiness.....but all i gotta say to lemon on this one is...thanks a lot you bastard....and lol @ jerz's last comment....makes me wanna play that song from The Wall now.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxCUyy_aVzA
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Random Thought # 4
Random Thoughts is nothing like Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey....that's a standard i could never live up to....and speaking of old SNL, does anyone else miss Chris Farley.....maybe he and Robin Williams are chilling out these days......
Random Thought #3
Why do these people that continuously get punted from the room continuously ignore the advice from people in the know that they need to upgrade or change the version of AOL they are using. Do they like the attention of getting punted, coming back in and bitching about it, thus hoping to garner sympathy? It's easy to update, just fucking do it or quit bitching about it. The punters aren't going away.......their lives are so pathetic it's the only hobby they have that doesn't cost money.
Random Thought #2
you would think after a couple months of gawking, ms gawker would pick her slack jaw up off the floor and change her name to something like ms imnotsurprisedathowfuckedupthisroomisanymore
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In honor of Labor Day and celebrating the fact I am blessed to be gainfully employed and NOT have to work for three days, I dub this Random Thoughts Weekend....this is similar to Roominations, but not an ongoing series....
Random Thought #1 - I keep wondering what hallucinogenic drug Tommy "My face is uglier than a dingo and i smell twice as bad" Ringo is on to make all the wild accusations he tosses like a pizza dough gets tossed in New York (with just as much spin too!). Unlike you Tommy, i am married and don't try to fuck women that come into the room....the reality is, the women you attack were either stupid enough to show you a bit of kindness only to have it backfire, stupid enough to actually speak with you in IM or on the phone....OR SMART enough to know you are a fucking slimeball and not give you one iota of a chance to get closer. And it's my guess the ones that are too smart for you and your skeevy ways are the ones you resent, and thus attack, the most.
By the way, didn't you announce a couple of months ago you were going to have all the goods on me and who i really am??? Well sherlock, where the fuck is all your evidence??? Oh that's right, you have about as much evidence as you have dick....one needs a magnifying glass to see both.
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Fahntastik: im always good,, ignorance is bliss
Well if that's the case, you must be one of the most blissful motherfuckers on earth. And btw you piece of shit, you claimed in the room more than once that i changed or twisted what you said about stuff......so don't be a pussy and back that up with details because i can assure one and all that everything i directly quoted you on is 100% accurate....but i am sure you are a lot like your skankbuds notas and tang and you like to rewrite history....losers usually do
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a number of peeps lately have made reference to the fact i dont talk in the room and that i dont allow replies on the blog. First off....those who go there make a lot of assumptions....they assume
- that i don't talk in the room, when in fact, i do....just not as sparky, and i am open about sharing my opinions when i do....but since a large portion of the room is more self focused than open to input, much of what i do say in the room falls on deaf ears, although i will say, the other day i participated in quite a heated discussion.
- that their opinions somehow matter to me.....they don't. While i am not diametrically opposed to a good debate, that's really not what the blog is all about....i have made it clear a number of times why i do the blog and it's not to have an open forum....once again....the blog is a place for me to state my opinions and observations and there is only one other person who has the ability to post on the blog, and she contributes quite often....in fact, more than most would realize.
If you want to give an opposing view, feel free.....make your own blog where you can feel free to voice whatever you want.....a couple idiots did over the last year or so.....one of em lasted 2 or 3 days...the other a week....talk about not believing in what you stand for
- that they can somehow make me blog about certain people or topics just by saying so.....i don't take direction well, so don't bother....that's not to say i am not up for outing someone on shit that happens but i need proof....websites, etc that back up what's being said....
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GoingOnHoliday: Its supposed to be 128 in St Louis tomorrow
GoingOnHoliday: that will take the steam out of the crybabies down there
GoingOnHoliday: <hopes the protesters melt on the sidewalks
I see the racist pig is at it again....he just can't stand anyone having a differing view than his. I don't necessarily believe the protesters point of view is completely right....or completely wrong...but they have a right to do so. This is a man who claims to be the owner of two corporations.....let me guess...it chaps your ass that you have to comply with EEOC requirements? What's that you say? Your company isn't large enough to have to do that??? Thought so........well then it must be you caught your wife in bed with some black guy??? or maybe you got your ass kicked in high school or college by someone with a skin tone darker than yours? yeah that's it isn't it.....
Well....from one slightly conservative white guy to.....your piggy ass, maybe if you put as much effort in treating people with respect and a bit of kindness, you might see that beneath all the skin color, religious affiliations, political beliefs, etc...most of the human race is just regular people.....and are pretty much the same.....but i guess your below 50 IQ neanderthal self just can't grasp that simple concept now can it...... what a fucking pathetic waste of air you are.....makes my skin crawl every time i see your slimy ass font type.
And just as i finished typing all of the above...i see this....man does this ever make my point crystal clear or what.....
GoingOnHoliday: jesus and his people all came from the middle east
GoingOnHoliday: Who on earth would want to worship anything or anyone from the middle east
GoingOnHoliday: they aren't really people
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I have been vocal a couple times about Disclick needing to stick more to limericks than jokes and although i stand by those comments, i figured i would put the shoe on the other foot.....so don't judge me too harshly.....i give you my first attempt at a limerick.....
There is a dame named Kathy
who closed mouth smiles like Daffy
She bellows like a bear
And has very fucked up hair
She reminds me of Muammar Gaddafi
btw...to the subject of this limerick, i have one thing to say to you.......i will post about anybody i want when i want and if you dont like it, you can stand in the kiss my fucking ass line with Ana, Lisahopkins, elaine, puff and several others
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Anonymous sources out of Napa, California are indicating this morning's earthquake was a direct result of a crowd stampeding away from a local winery where a boob pic of a haggard looking woman with the AOL user name of Diamondgal0210 was accidentally being displayed on a big screen display typically used to show information about the wines being produced and related prices.
Asked how the boob pic even got on their computer system to be displayed in the first place, winery officials indicated a disgruntled employee swore revenge on the winery after their recent rejection of his idea for a new wine blend. Local public health officials are offering onsite counseling to victims of the unexpected viewing where they can also schedule reparative surgery for damaged eyes.
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Yanno that Esurance commercial that shows that lady hammering pieces of candy on her table and she's calling it Candy Crush? Is it just me or does anyone else equate that gal to Ladyfi......like maybe she discovered level 651 or something....
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sweetforveron: andy ? ana is trying to take rhondas place by playing abused woman
LemonGrogger: he shouldnt do it at all Ana
ZigTheFarmer: WHO DID WHAT LAST NIGHT ANA ?
OPTICIAN ANDY: ANA GO TO UR IM
darrlin2014: lol julie thats true, she is
ZigTheFarmer: WHAT DID YOU DO TO ANA LEMON JUICE LAST NIGHT ?
sweetforveron: she is
AnaisAnnais: for he use to be a lawyer and he does know better
LemonGrogger: dont IM andy
HonBug1113: her hubby beat her zig
sweetforveron: its like they switched places
LemonGrogger: its a trick
HonBug1113: pay attention
SXMX Girl: ana looking for sympathy again???
ZigTheFarmer: LEMON JUICE YOU MUST TREAT HER NICE AT NIGHTS
sweetforveron: next rhonda will say she has a tick in her ear < I give you the Line of the Day, it sure as hell beats "hands" chat
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HollowWnd: one acts like betty bop.. and the other oliveoil
hollow likes to refer to ana as the betty name and i get why....the density factor alone makes ana very deserving.......but for the love of god, could someone please....please...tell this woman it's Betty Boop...NOT Betty Bop....goddamn what's it take to add that extra o??? BETTY BOOP....cut n paste it if you have to ....one more time BETTY FUCKIN BOOP
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Speaking of lisahopkins, rumor has it that Ozzy Osbourne's third studio album Bark at the Moon was originally slated to be called Moo at the Moon, but lisahopkins pic was the only one submitted for the album cover art and it was considered too frightening to look at, even by Osbourne's standards. This is what was finally decided on...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bark_at_the_Moon
i think most logical peeps would agree this was more palatable.
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sweetforveron: << seen lemons hands .. he could be a hand model
LemonGrogger: <googling world records
LemonGrogger: ty Sweet
Ukcats37: Could didn't I show you the photo ?
sweetforveron: yw
Couldwont: ladyfi, why 6:30?
LemonGrogger: i should post a pic of them
LemonGrogger: as a teaser
either julie just finished watching the "Joey's Identical Hand Twin" episode of Friends and got inspired......or we are really starting to reach for chat room topics here
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DrJevago: IF YOU RELEASE THE COW TO THE WILD, HE WILL NEVER COME BACK
dr j, you lie....we all know one day, lisahopkins44 and elaine will come back...in fact, i am sure they are among us all the time under some other names...mooing at us like the cows they are
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Diamond is still on her kick about claiming her infamous boob pic was photoshopped and then she started in on honbug....she even had the nerve to say honbug wears a ratty old wig (hey di, you DO own a mirror don't you???) and then this...
Diamondgal0210: why did you send keith naked pics while he was with me?
Diamondgal0210: pig
which then resulted in the Snappy Comeback Line of the Month
darrlin2014: he prolly photos shopped them kathy
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what someone sounds like when under the influence of PCP
Diamondgal0210: your jealous i can get any man i want hag
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joyousMan60: any of the women from New England?
Brensea: I can be Joyous. Send a train ticket
joyousMan60: LOL, it will be my pleasure Brensea
Brensea: I have to come by train. I am on the no fly list
of course you are Bren, you know they don't let wildebeests fly except in a cage in the cargo hold
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MikeMan4Christ: my wife knows way better than to pull that on me , God bless her , the sweet thing ! 8-)
GinuwineLady2: Mike you're trying too hard relax and stop trying to impress... most of us are married and not looking your way
Diamondgal0210: MikeMan?
MikeMan4Christ: Ginuwine : ok :-)
Diamondgal0210: Mike why are you here ifyour a Man of God?
MikeMan4Christ: why wouldn't I be here if I was a man of God ?
Diamondgal0210: why arent you with your wife?
MikeMan4Christ: who says I'm not ?
Diamondgal0210: just shocked your in here
MikeMan4Christ: She's here , doing her chores , but she's here, I'm loving up on her , gonna take her to lunch , Diamond
HonBug1113: not too much
Diamondgal0210: great have a nice time
jerzeeeegirl72: diamond, hes here to give your hair an exorcism
MikeMan4Christ: she runs around the house , bizzy as a bee :-)
ladyfiona1967: ok ty girl
Diamondgal0210: jerz go fo
MikeMan4Christ: Diamond : God bless you , thank you
ok so let me get this straight....only backsliders, sinful malcontents and atheists are allowed to be in this room? How fucking bizarre is this woman's way of thinking??? don't get me wrong, mike sounded a little too cheesy with how he was describing the wife as if it were 1950's Americana, but i don't recall any velvet ropes outside the door barring entrance to those who choose a certain way to live. This also begs the question my friend pointed out.... diamond zeros in on man o god, cause he is married, yet she loves rhonda, who purports to be godly and she is married. Hell diamond, with your luck regarding men, maybe you need a "mike" in your life because the keiths of the world sure aren't cutting it for you bitch
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ok so on the way home i'm in the outside lane of two lanes of a left turn and everyone is doing fine in both lanes about giving each other space etc...and immediately after completing the turn, this lady on the inside lane about 3 cars ahead starts laying on her horn. The cars ahead of me pass her...her horn continuously blaring....i pass her and the same....and she is pointing the bird at each car that passes her......
My first thought was wow she looks mad..
My second thought was hmmm she sure looks a lot like diamond, with the frizzed jacked up hair looking like Cruella Deville after an extra long session of electroshock therapy....
My third thought was utter disbelief.....i looked closely a second time after severe blinking....and confirmed what i saw.....the armpit cameltoe. Fighting the initial urge to retch with all my might, i then suffered a complete violent body shudder the likes i haven't seen since that time in 77 when i saw the remains of a cow across a highway after it tangled with a now mangled big rig.
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AnaisAnnais: I am not going to sleep, Diamond
AnaisAnnais: cant, my daughter is at the er
once again her daughter is at the ER...this has to be like the 6th or 7th time in the last year...and how do i know this??? because EACH time this has SUPPOSEDLY happened....ana has been HERE to announce it
AnaisAnnais: have to be awake all nite
Diamondgal0210: what happened ana?
AnaisAnnais: mmmm.... sigh
AnaisAnnais: oh... mental illness
AnaisAnnais: poor baby.....
AnaisAnnais: she imagines things.. and she gets agressive and violent
AnaisAnnais: although... I adopted her at 3 days old... i love her more than anyone, \
she loves her sooooo much she is HERE not THERE.....now remember, ana's contention is that she is 39 so her kid is younger....which makes this even worse than if she just admits her kid is 28....which one is it ana...regardless of the age, how she can be so casual about being online...and wtf is she doing sharing such personal info in a chat room??? oh wait.....i remember now (slaps self on fore head) this is ALLLL fake ass shit!!!
AnaisAnnais: but.. like they say... even this shall pass
her love of her kid will pass??? or her mental illness?
AnaisAnnais: not with a good man, and.. i did not adopted her with the right guy eighter
by your own admission you are not with a good man...i think all of us would agree a man who neglects and abuses horses is a piece of lowlife shit....however...HE adopted her too so it is HIS kid too.....now with that being said...if he is not a good man....then exactly WHO is at the hospital with this daughter you claim to love?? this piece of shit man you say is no good???? or no one? my guess is no one......so if this kid is actually a kid as you claim...she would have to be of an age requiring a parent or guardian for the medical consent etc....and neither of you are there? so you neglect your kid the same way you neglect your horses?
AnaisAnnais: why do women dont like me??
as someone else said in the room, some men dont like you, i am one of those
AnaisAnnais: I am not into women anyway
so you assume the women don't like you because they dont want you in that way?? sexual preference doesn't play into this ana....you aren't liked because you are a PIECE OF SHIT
AnaisAnnais: it does a special fem for me to like ....
i am sure there are some special fem rooms online....go check em out...feel free to make a new home there
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Welcome back to Roominations....
This will be the shortest episode of Roominations ever, due to the fact the subject matter is plain and dull. Is it just me, or does anyone else wonder when GoingOnHoliday will actually just go on holiday and disappear from the room for awhile..i mean after all, he is this big corp exec, where's all the jet setting he claims to do....
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Fi and diamond were bickering back and forth tossing insults like they were pizzas in a new york eatery....and then this....which i dub the Insult of the Week
ladyfiona1967: at least I dont wear a camel toe under my armpit
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So this ACMan name comes in and makes a comment about is sex all the room knows how to talk about, as if that disgusted them......and then this..........
ACMan3606: bunch of fake azz people in here
sweetforveron: AC aka rr414tr
Well it turns out that rr414tr is also the master SN for the biggest perv sleazebag in the room.....no i'm not talking about tommy, but good guess....no........it's Joplinman414.....looks like ole jop should just keep his mouth shut...everytime he opens it, a swarm of flies rushes out for fresh air....
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I've been watching for several days as the room has debated the appropriateness, or lack thereof, of posting comments on Lil Irysh's obituary. I can see and appreciate both sides of the argument, but what everyone seems to forget is there could have been a middle ground. Why anyone posting felt the need to relate who they were to being in this chat room is beyond me. If you were truly her friend to the extent you wanted to post some farewell commentary, then you were a friend, not a chatroom buddy. And if all you were was a chatroom buddy and had no idea what her life was like outside the chatroom, then you probably had no business posting on her obit. It would have been wise to leave the references to AOL out of the comments, but i also think it was wrong for her fam to take them down, they aren't her and apparently had no idea what her life here was like.
But what's even more wrong than all of that is to continue to debate all of this over and over for all to see.....both sides have compelling views and it is possible that both sides are right about some of those.....so please let the woman rest in peace.....if everyone involved really considered themselves a true friend of hers, then this all is petty nonsense and should stop now....to do otherwise is disrespectful of the situation and her, in my opinion. <stepping off soapbox before it craters from overuse
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VaChatGuy46: OMG, this is the room about nothing... who was here, when. The most pathetic people on earth
Yet YOU are the SLUG that chooses to TROLL the nothing room.....so i guess you are no better than the dirt on the bottoms of our shoes.
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The new zero calorie diet plan....guaranteed to make sure you retain nothing in your stomach every time you read it
KellyBlue99: I have a camel toe right now.
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Diamond has a new spy name........and its a big indicator of how she thinks....with no logic or reason.....just idiotic arrogance.....the name is JustBeCuzISay
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BoTee Jr: one woman only here that I know for a fact that isn't a bitch " not saying all the rest of you are " is Marytlk
Getting an endorsement from Bocreep is the room equivalent of what it would probably feel like to get an invite to stay overnight at Jerry Sandusky's house....no matter how much he smiles and wants to be your special friend, you feel sick to your stomach.
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Diamondgal0210: fahn
OnlineHost: BMW 84 M6 has entered the room.
Fahntastik: diamond,, hiya,, new font?
Diamondgal0210: Hi fahn
Diamondgal0210: lol
BMW 84 M6: HI room Atlanta male here
Fahntastik: ah,, there ya are lol
Diamondgal0210: i do have a new screen name
Diamondgal0210: i wont use it all the time
I'm hoping i didn't already miss it, but is anyone else as giddy as i am, waiting to see Fahn's reaction the first time he sees diamonds new Tangled name.....the bitch is too dumb to understand fahn phoneboned the original Tangled for over 3 years .....man oh man i am gonna get the pork rinds and beer cuz this is gonna be a show....<belly scratch and simultaneous tobacco spit> ok ok its really pretzels and ice tea but i had to have an excuse to scratch my belly
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Cinnderfrknrella: i think some of us cool people 8-) should create a room and give Joe the bolt :)
Truly cool people don't need to create a room, nor do they need the use of a bolt.... they roll with the punches and are the last ones standing when the smoke clears
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GoingOnHoliday: Shelbiez <was at first thought to be alien
HonBug1113: shut up
GoingOnHoliday: I am not joking
HollowWnd: she should be here to smack you...
GoingOnHoliday: She was born a few weeks after we landed on the moon
GoingOnHoliday: in 1969
GoingOnHoliday: No joke
GoingOnHoliday: When we lay in bed and talk
GoingOnHoliday: Sometimes she looks up to the ceiling
GoingOnHoliday: I have always wondered what she was staring at
GoingOnHoliday: its almost like there is an alien ship sending her signals
Top Ten List of Reasons Shelbiez Stares At the Ceiling
10. She is thinking "If i just stare straight ahead, errrr, straight up, maybe IT will go away".
9. Her mother told her that every time she is at her lowest of lows, to just look up and know it can only get better from here....and trust me, being in bed with this pig would rank as a pretty lowest of lows.
8. She knows watching the ceiling fan rotate is much more interesting than the bullshit spewing out of his mouth.
7. She is wondering what mind altering drug she is going to have to take next just to manage the next hour with him.
6. She is practicing pretending to be dead for that moment in time where she tricks him with her performance and gets him out of her life forever.
5. She is truly comatose from the sheer feeling of boredom that his every word evokes within her.
4. She is mentally replaying episodes of Lost in Space, figuring 45 minutes of Dr. Smith trumps 45 minutes of this shit anytime.
3. She really is an alien and wonders how the fuck her interstellar GPS got screwed up enough to land her within even 1000 miles of his location. A Garmin wouldn't have performed that badly.
2. She was testing the theory that everyone in this life has something to offer no matter how miniscule it may be......and realizing that theory was more fucked up than Cheech and Chong in all their movies combined.
And the #1 Reason Shelbiez Stares at the Ceiling is.....
She is thinking "I chose this instead of watching Letterman?? WTF???"
Wait wait, i thought of one more......She really IS communicating with an alien ship, sending them exact coordinates of where he is lying in bed, accurate within 3 inches, so they can test out the power of their new MegaTronBlaster 5000 laser beam weapon
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To the person who sent me the cliff notes version of info from the Chief of Police regarding the nutjob's numerous domestic violence arrests, if you have some kind of proof of that as in a website, public record etc, i will be happy to post the info for all to see
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Just because you are too dumb to get the humorous parts of the Pier doesn't mean it's boring. For every person that says it is, there's 5-10 that actually "get it" and say it isn't, so if you're bored maybe your time is better spent reading other blogs.
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TangledNDiamonds: I made this my new primary screen name was tired of Diamondgal
You FUCKING LIAR!!!! Do you really think people can't tell the master screen name for this new name of yours is diamondgal0210!?!?!
God no wonder your hair looks shitty most of the time, it's growing out of a dumbass brain
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There were a number of good lines yesterday and i had already given Line of the Day before i saw this one....so i will give this Line of the Week.................
ThreeKoolBeanz: keith is what he is. Not matter what he does, he can't change. You cant stick flowers in an asshole and call it a vase...its still and asshole
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Brensea: with love you get sex but with sex you don't get love
deep, thought provoking words.......from a prostitute
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well looks like lisahopkin's bovine buddy hasn't learned her lesson......
jerzeeeegirl72: anyway, someone who actually was friends with my hubby in school, just recently told me that elaine used a list of classmates from a reunion thing, to hit a few up for money
jerzeeeegirl72: well, shes a real mooch
darrlin2014: omg
LemonGrogger: thats ballsy
darrlin2014: apparently
jerzeeeegirl72: she said elaine knocked on the door, and asked to borrow $50, cause she got aflat and forgot her purse at home
LemonGrogger: that was a bad day for her
darrlin2014: she's had a lot of bad days
which leads to the Line of the Day
jerzeeeegirl72: how do you even start that convo..knock knock...we never met, but 25 years ago my hubby sat behid you in algebra, can you spot me $50?
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DrJevago: AOL CLOSED HIS ACCOUNT FOR LIFE
DrJevago: HE CAMITED A CRIME
DrJevago: TEMERING WITH EVIDANCE
what a lawyer sounds like under the influence of LSD, on his BEST day
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The Worst Joke Ever Told in a Chat Room....And I Mean EVER....
LTSS4: Didn't Johnny Cash have a hit song about toes - I toe the lineeeeeeeee I toe the lineeeeeeeeeeeee
I would rather sit through a 30 minute stand up act by Disclick after being lobotomized (sorry dis, nothing personal) than read more crap like this
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TangledInGems: i need a new wig gonna go black
Finally she picks a color that matches the color of her soul......oh wait....i'm making the assumption she has one......nevermind
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BlackSheerPride: did i ever tell anyone in here how sick and tired i am of being a tarket
Well if you would just shut your fucking yamhole, that problem would be solved.
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Day 56 of Lawyer Watch....
I was saddened to learn this morning of the passing of one of the roomies and I must say that most here showed compassion and caring, and the ones we expected wouldn't...... didn't. In this roomie's honor, I am taking a moratorium on mentioning the amos (skankersore) and andy show and all it involves, cause after all, they aren't much to watch anyway.
In light of the aforementioned moratorium, this will be the last installment of LW. I have no idea what awaits each and every one of us as we pass on to the next realm, but to this roomie, i say may your spirit travel well wherever the road takes you.
This is Lawyer Watch signing off, regular Pier programming will return tomorrow.
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lilpinksteph33: happily married but in a romance chat room hmmm
StoryzInMyEyes4U: this room hasnt had romance in it since 2005 ..smh
For someone who claimed she was new to the room 2-3 years ago, how would she know this.....i always knew, as most have, that she was a reinvented reg.....
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Day 55 of Law Watch........
I have figured out why there has been such a delay in receiving the lawsuit papers. See, we all know Andy's lawyer is as big a piece of shit as andy is and probably has a diploma mill degree so my guess is that he assumes because Siri can guide him to his favorite restaurant, she can also guide him on how to sue people. Let's imagine how that might have gone...
Crackpot Lawyer: Siri, i wish to file a lawsuit
Siri: The nearest civil lawyer is 3.3 miles away. Would you like directions?
Crackpot Lawyer: No, i need to file paperwork to sue someone.
Siri: There are three office supply locations within 2.5 miles, which one would you like to proceed to? Staples? Office Depot? or OfficeMax?
Crackpot Lawyer: No Siri, i want to sue Sparkyplug
Siri: The nearest spark plug supply store is O'Reillys. The nearest tune up location is Pep Boys. Which destination would you like to proceed to?
Crackpot Lawyer: Goddammit Siri, i don't need any fucking office supplies or tuneups, i want to file a fucking suit. Tell me how to file a fucking suit!!!
Siri: The nearest mens wear location is JoS. A. Bank. Would you like to see if they are having a sale?
Crackpot Lawyer: Motherfucker motherfucker!!! Siri!!!! Shut the fuck up about all these fucking places to shop and tell me how to file a fucking lawsuit you fucking piece of shit iphone app!!
Siri: The nearest church is Holy Trinity Catholic Church. Siri suggests you say 50 Hail Marys and then go fuck yourself. Goodbye.
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Every now and then i will see someone imply that they get info from me in the form of logs or emails or that they somehow have an "in" with sparky in some fashion.....which is really a bit silly to even suggest because all i am is someone that logs the room and vocalizes my opinions at times......then i see this tonight....
RunningLatte: my friend sparky sends me logs just to keep me on my toes
so let me be perfectly clear.....i would guess she was being tongue in cheek here just to mess with whoever in the room, but i don't send anyone logs....and i have one person here i call friend and it isn't latte or sweet...they have enough friends and i don't need more than the one i have...nothing personal but i am good where i'm at
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TiffanyNotNeGirl: ok I'm baccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkk
it's bad enough this bitch actually continues to venture in here on occasion, but having to sit here and announce she is back in this manner speaks of desperation to get noticed......no one gives a flying rats ass you fucking idiot...why don't you pull another one of your "disappear for 6 months while you spy in another name" routines and give our eyeballs a rest.....
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Sometimes you see a comment in the room that says it all..... and more often than not....by and large...it's by someone that shows a semblance of common sense....and when that happens, one can not help but make it The Line of the Week......
jerzeeeegirl72: im so glad football is back
I bet ya'll thought it was gonna be room biz huh ? What's that Wayne and Garth used to say??? "Fished innnnn"........
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Day 54....Law Watch.....
If i keep this shit up, i may end up as batshit crazy as andy........the heat of the day was shining down on me forehead as i sat at the mailbox, feet propped up on the cooler, ice cold soda in hand and i guess i fell asleep for a bit, because i woke up feeling a bit out of it, diet coke drying on my leg. And you know that game you played when you were a kid about trying to see different pictures in the clouds overhead.....well through my drowsy eyes up in that partially cloudy sky, i could barely make out the words "NO MAIL TODAY".......was it a message from God? or perhaps the beginnings of heat exhaustion? I told my wife to call 911 if i started displaying signs of being a bit loopy, she said she won't worry until i show signs of not being loopy.....man..i think i am just gonna have some butter pecan ice cream and call it a fucking day.
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I'm not the biggest fan of TIMHOLT for more than one reason, but this relentless taunting and badgering of him by Tommy and Andy is the vilest form of pig slug theatrics i have ever seen. Taunting someone because they lost a leg is as low as taunting someone who lost their wife and kids in a fiery accident, right Andy??? Oh wait....WRONG....because Andy is a fraud and never had a wife and kids. The only thing i have to say to you two punkass motherfuckers is you are the same kind of pieces of shit that would throw a baby out of a lifeboat so you can have more room and rations....btw tommy i saw a more recent pic of you....you look like you might be getting diabetes there buddy..better watch that, you might lose a leg...or two.
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Day 53 of Law Watch....
You know what's worse than sitting by the mailbox all day for court papers you know will never arrive??? Watching ten minutes of The Quest....THE STUPIDEST REALITY SHOW EVER.....i bet these contestants are the same kind of people who watch every episode of Game of Thrones five times in succession, taking note of every nuance, facial expression and mannerism of their favorite character in preparation for being that character on their big Halloween night.....
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Dixie9500: I wish I could punt!
Dixie9500: Lawd would I have a hay day with that
HonBug1113: who would you punt first Dixie
Dixie9500: Hon, all the non talkers
You've probably whined about not making the Pier half a dozen times since it started if not more....so if you had your way, the Pier wouldn't even exist, so i will now give you your Pier 15 minutes.......are you ready???? Here it is......
FUCK YOU BITCH
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It's Lawyer Watch, Day 52......
Yanno what's cool about Lawyer Watch? Even if you miss a few episodes, you haven't really missed anything at all
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It's the 51st Day of Lawyer Watch and man oh man am i ever excited.......i get to have a big ass chicken fried steak with cream gravy tonight for dinner with taters and green beans because i done been so good on my eatins this week.......wait, what's that? Oh no no lol lol lol, you thought i was going to report some type of incoming mail??? You fool
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VooDooDolly99: and if he was indeed a real lawyer I'd think he'd be a bit more intellegent
Point taken, but if you were indeed a bit brighter, you would spell the one word in your whole sentence that you should have made an effort to spell correctly
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Day 461903, Law Watch (previously known as January 28, 3279).......
Archaelogists were stunned today to uncover what they suspect is the original data capture device of the creator of the sole calendar now used by mankind, commonly referred to as the Sparkan Timetracker. The well used and very ancient HP Split x2 was safeguarded for over a millennia by an LG French Door Stainless Steel refrigerator that had tipped over on top of the device during the Great Wars of 2038 (a month and year based date system that became extinct after civilization realized how much easier it was to use the Sparkan system of tracking time).
The Sparkan Timetracker was largely credited for bringing international peace and uniting the common sense populace across the world against the forces of stupidity. Once they realized that most of the world's problems were caused by the very type of dumbasses the calendar was originally based on, including those responsible for the Great Wars, their common ground led to discussions of acceptance and brotherhood never seen before.
The Timetracker has not been without it's imitators, such as the shortly lived Julian II system, based on an obscure blog entry made on Day 922, LW by another writer that said "Diamond, I will post what a bitch you are every day from now until the end of time unless you tell Keith once and for all it's over. Today is day 1 and you are a bitch". That came to a halt after it was discovered this Keith person was actually a woman named Gail Fondriest and imitated a man so she could get the goods on "Keith's" admirers.
There have also been detractors of Timetracker, primarily those who say "Well what the hell are we supposed to do about birthdays and Christmas and Thanksgiving and Hannukah, etc" to which proponents replied "Celebrate those every day my friends, celebrate life".
Breaking News Update -
After moving the HP device to a lab, scientists announced they recovered some entries on the device, confirming it belonged to the Sparkan creator. The first entry discovered read "Day 50 of Lawyer Watch.....There is no mail today....there was no mail the previous 49 days and there will almost certainly be no fucking mail tomorrow"......more to come as the situation develops.
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Welcome to Lawyer Watch......Day 49
They say the sign of a well rounded individual is the ability to acknowledge one's flaws as easily as one's abilities and accomplishments. Today was a day of self-introspection.......and the bottom line is, I don't know who is dumber.....Andy for thinking that someday he and Skankersore will have a life together.....or myself for thinking anything will ever arrive in the mail from his nonexistent lawyer.....i almost feel like flipping a coin to decide.
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Diamondgal0210: Mr kiss my lily white butt
if it looks anything like your face, and the odds are great that it does, then it is more of a ruddy, pitted look with shades of reddish pink (boozer perhaps?), jaundice yellow and flaky beige.....
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Diamondgal0210: Hollow go flush that mop of a head in the toilet
For years, the top of your head looked like a Libman Wonder Mop Plus stuck outside in sub freezing weather and you have the gall to say this???????
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Day 48 of Lawyer Watch....
OPTICIAN ANDY: PEOPLE WHO ARE ASHAMED OF BEING IRANIAN CALL THEMSELVES PERSIANS
Well by that logic, then i guess all those rugmakers are ashamed to call them Iranian rugs?? you FUCKING MORON.......no wonder there is nothing in the mailbox....THIS is the intelligence (or lack thereof) by which i am being sued
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AnaisAnnais: I dont have any food for my tarantula right now
After the authorities raided her home and removed the tarantula from her possession due to abusive neglect, one of the animal care peeps was cleaning out it's tank, which apparently had also been neglected for years. Lining the bottom of the tank were old newspapers and a lone one page note.....it read...
"Hey mr spider dude, forgive my writing style, for i am a mere pony....but the gang here begged me to give you this warning. The crazy eyed bitch is fuckin neighhhhuts (that's pony for nuts). Get out....get out now....if you have to go all Teenage Mutant Ninja Spider on her ass, do it.....just get the fuck out of there man....ok gtg, they changed the channel here at the rescue center to Animal Planet.
Good Luck
Band of Horses (we thought of the name first assholes)"
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sweetforeveron nln ok i said it in the room im going to say it here too .. Sparky is bias with is quotes of the day or week etc .. im hilarious everyday .. damn it ..
Services 6 hrs ago via AOL Lifestream Web
michael381983 yes, but looks aren't everything- The above was on sweet's lifestream........no bias here....funny is funny no matter who says it....and there's a lot of lines that could be top dog for any given day, week, month etc.....but.....today's Line of the Day goes to Michael's comment above... lmaoooooooooo
StoryzInMyEyes4U: Keith isnt a whore ....he doesnt talk dirty
StoryzInMyEyes4U: I will vouche for him
Well if Mother Teresa here is gonna vouch for him then , by God, he Must be a good egg!!! < tobacco spit.........ding! >....ok....let me gather my wits and stop laughing so hard....this is like the Manson women vouching for Charlie, as they coo about the X (later changed to a swastika) carved into his forehead.....this is like Roseanne Arnold saying Rosie O'Donnell is calm, cool and collective.....this is like Bonnie saying "Eh Clyde isn't such a bad guy, ya'll just don't like him cuz he has big ears"..............
This is like Skankersore being vouched for by the likes of Andy.......
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Day 47.....Law Watch....
I'm a bit down in the dumps.....the postlady has banned me from parking a lawn chair within a 10 foot radius of the mail box cube near the house....saying it's Federally protected property.......i think she's a bit peeved that every time she pulls up to the curb to fill the boxes, i am anxiously awaiting, tongue lolling out as i say "is it here yet? is it here yet?" whilst bouncing up and down in said chair
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Let me draw your attention one more time to Jerry the horse abuser and one of two Facebook accounts he owns....
https://www.facebook.com/jerryhorse?fref=ts
Now if everyone recalls, Ana has made a huge production out of how her adopted daughter is so sick a lot ..in the hospital etc.....and has always presented it as if her daughter is somewhat young....so, we now have more proof that Ana is as big a liar as we always knew she was.....please scroll down on his FB page to June 19, 2011.....which is several pics of their daughter....read his tribute....and read what he says about her age......then do the math.....if you're too lazy i will do it for you....if their daughter was 25 in 2011....then she is 28 now.....which means Ana, if one believes her total bullshit story about being 39, was the wise old age of 11 when she became a mother of a 4 day old Peruvian orphan. Also, if you peruse pictures further down between then and August, 2010, you will see several pics that are very clearly Ana in her 50's or older.
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And as luck would have it, this was a stellar week for candidates because even though Darr got Line of the Week, this one was in the running and deserves an honorable mention....and you guessed it, it's in reference to Ana once again....
SXMX Girl: waaaaaah, my daughter is sick, my bf doesn't allow me to have friends, my mini horse was taken from me, my bf was disbarred. We don't know?? STFU, we know more about you then we know about the civil war
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Ana was once again in her denial mode that the court and newspaper info about her and jerry abusing horses was fact and several had made comments towards her. So Darr begins to "agree" with her, but the only one who didn't seem to get the fact that Darr was being totally sarcastic was Ana herself, at least at first......
darrlin2014: I know ana, those damn newspapers and court records
AnaisAnnais: just a cheap magazine of the rich and .. well.. in this case.. as they wanted to be
darrlin2014: of course ana
AnaisAnnais: but.... u have no idea of the real truth
darrlin2014: nothing on record is true
darrlin2014: no minature horses
AnaisAnnais: not truth... just to sell a story
darrlin2014: no misuse of funds
darrlin2014: no disbarrment
AnaisAnnais: and.. i really dont wish to get into such.. but.... yes... i was the best horse breader
darrlin2014: jerry is not almost 70
darrlin2014: of course
AnaisAnnais: so... envy and wanting my horses was the whole thing
Which all leads to what i dub The Line of the Week...........
darrlin2014: the stupid horses should have fed themselves
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As the sun dips lower on the horizon on this 46th day of LW, i see Andy had made a recent commentary about the Pier...
OPTICIAN ANDY: SO FUNNY SPARKY SHOULD RENAME HI BLOG TO JUST "ANDY" CAUSE 75% OF IT IS ABOUT ME
OPTICIAN ANDY: GOD HE MUST BE SO BORED
Yeah.....so bored that i started finding and calling every listing for any lawyer within a 100 miles radius of this fuckhead on YP.com to see if they were the ones foolish enough to take this case.......my boss actually thought i was leaving to take a job in New Jersey because the image of the website burned into my screen........but no luck.....hell half of them thought i kept telling them to fuck off....and i kept saying "no no, Falkoff........Falkoff". So entertain me andy and tell me where the goddamned motherfucking lawsuit papers are, you moronic sick piece of yak shit.
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StoryzInMyEyes4U: what did keith tell you julie ?
sweetforveron: keith told me that babz told him that she had a crush on andy thats why she has been mean
sweetforveron: and that she was jealous of rhonda and all the attention she gets
sweetforveron: keith is nuts
Brensea: That's why she hates Rhonda for his love for her and she hates me because I slept with him. Now I understand
Brensea: I will not fight with her any more since I know the reason she hates me
Dixie9500: Who did you sleep with, Bren?
Brensea: Andy
StoryzInMyEyes4U: Bren slept with Andy as a favor for me
Dixie9500: in real life or AOL life?
Brensea: real
StoryzInMyEyes4U: he needed some and I wasnt ready to cheat on my spouse
StoryzInMyEyes4U: I know
Brensea: He is not all that bad in the sack
Dixie9500: gross
I tell you what, you can't make this shit up.....well, unless you're a psycho, a skankersore, a diseased player and a wildebeest(figure out who's who).......bren acts like she is so intelligent but cant grasp the fact julie herself was saying keith is fos on this.....and then starts spewing her sewer line of bullshit immediately after......i nearly choked on air when she "complimented" andy's bedroom skills.....my guess is he is so bad in the sack, his hand tells him "not right now, i've got a handache" .....get it? handache.....lol ok that was almost as bad as a dis joke
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We hit Day 45 of Lawyer Watch with a glimmer of hope that andy is starting to glimpse reality on some level.....he comes in with a new andy name, OPTICIAN ANDY and it has a master SN of slothishere4u....if that isnt someone accepting what they are in life, i dont know what is.....and btw...no mail.....
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Lawyer Watch Day 44......
Ok so i get this mail today and inside is a short handwritten note.....and it says
Dear Mr. Plug,
We are sorry to bother you with this but we were desperate to maintain some semblance of sanity. The reason you are getting this mail is because Andrew Fukkoff retained our services for the purposes of suing you for defamation of character. We could tell within the first few minutes that he has no character so, by all rights, there is no basis for a lawsuit. Mr Fukkoff wasted a full hour of our time we stupidly offered as a free consultation and in an effort to get him the hell out of our office, we pretended to write down notes and accepted the reams of paper he had printed out that were his so called evidence. When we realized it was a 100 copies of a full printout of Pier Talk, we asked him why he printed it more than once. He answered that he wanted to sue once for each personality of his that you supposedly defamed.
We know any logical person would laugh at the absurdity of this whole situation, and trust me, we fully acknowledge you have done no wrong. However, our fear is that he will try to come back into our building at some point to follow up so we ask you to show us some compassion and PLEASE enclose a 100 dollar bill as a settlement offer so we never have to deal with this motherf....uh, assho.....uh....idiot, again. We swear by all things holy we will not only send you your original 100 back, but we will add another 100 and free lifetime legal services should you ever be in need of such. Please....please.....oh god please help us.....if you have a shred of human decency....please. Madge the paralegal adds a pretty please, and she's serious, she chipped in 50 bucks on this gig.
Sincerely
The ever grateful staff of Jacobsen, Goldstein and Nash, PLLC
P.S.
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaassssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Day 43 of Lawyer Watch.....
My mailbox couldn't be emptier if it was a black hole........
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I laugh a lot at these people who claim they don't read blogs somehow knowing or thinking they know what the Pier is all about....it seems the ones who are most irked are the most vocal about saying they don't read it and those are the ones i laugh at... it shows they must not read reviews or opinions.
Just because the name sparky doesn't talk in the room it doesn't mean I haven't. Also, how is it they know i don't talk in the room? They claim they don't live there or park often.....maybe i talk when they aren't around :)
Truth is , sparky isnt interested in chatting about blow jobs, anal sex, drinking , pre cum and arguing with the likes of the room a holes, i like to watch people and notice ironies .....don't wanna meet people, call them , etc.. thats YOUR choice and its a free country so have at it.
Some of the loudest mouths shouldn't even care about sparky talking. They claim they don't talk to guys much and basically admit they are there to pick up chicks......some guys are there to observe and some are there to pick up chicks.
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Six weeks ago, if you had told me we would be on Day 42 of Law Watch with zero tangible results, i would have looked you squarely in the eye, chewed the toothpick in my mouth for a few seconds, coughed a couple times for effect, then said "yanno what? you're absofuckinlutely right!!" and slapped you on the back as i guffawed.
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DaznConfuzd917: Too think my day is over and I will have to end it here
DaznConfuzd917: Aint life a bish
here's a suggestion.....leave...and go live that life you claim no one else in the room seems to have.....i mean really, it's ludicrous to act like you're forced to stay in a chat room....could you get any dumber? short answer....only if they replaced your brain stem with .......Andy's....no wait........Diamond's......no...wait wait wait.......Ana's, yeah that's it, Ana's
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TiffanyNotNeGirl: ok suddenly I am lost and I haven't a clue how it happen lol
i have a clue, it's called being a dumbass........and for those who think i'm being a bit hard on her, everytime this bitch comes in she says this same fucking line at least 2 or 3 times.....usually, but not always, the hallmark of a self absorbed person is being oblivious to what most others type, thus they end up "lost"
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StoryzInMyEyes4U: <--just paid 2 bucks at a store for a 16 oz bottle of water ...wth
StoryzInMyEyes4U: why is water so expensive now
StoryzInMyEyes4U: i think they should be 99cents
StoryzInMyEyes4U: 20 cents for the water and 69 cents for the electicity to keep it ice cold
Is anyone really surprised that the sore can't do math....can you imagine the fear patients would have if this bitch was really a nurse? The only thing that would be ice cold is the blood running through their veins..either from aforementioned fear.... or from being dead.
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Ana was blabbering again and somewhere along the way she made the claim she could cum just by thinking about it without touching herself....
DisClickableMe: well.... in Ana's defense, If my only other option was to have to screw a 70 year old disbarred lawyer, I'd learn to cum without being touched too
DisClickableMe: c'mon sparky... that should at LEAST get an honorable mention
Actually i'll give this Line of the Week, at least the word twat wasn't involved.....
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OPTICIAN ANDY NJ: RHONDA THAT WAS A SILLY THING TO DO U NEED THE MONEY
DrJevago: RHONDA, YOU GIVING THE COW TOO MUCH INFORMATION
Andy was responding to skankersore's claim that she was offering to give up some work to someone else and then apparently Dr J confuses Andy with Lisa or Elaine....i'm guessing he's been using Andy for his eyeglass adjustments.....but then again, if what Dis says is true about his IP number, then he is confusing his bait shop resellers license with having a law degree too....
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Mike Hunt Herz: Dixie9500: What's up my bishes?
this is at least the tenth time i've seen him paste one of the women coming into the room with this same comment....hey mike, that got old in the late 90's....you really need to hit the urban dictionary for some newer stuff....i know, i know.... you have a very limited repertoire but you really need to expand your horizons mothafucka......
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Blue Skies In HB: Married or not, I really believe that all women here are not really women
Well that makes everyone all even, because very few believe you are a real man
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Day 41 of Law Watch.....
So andy comes in yesterday and posts Dr j's info in the room and these postings included "dr" J's phone number....and of course andy never replied to the fact it was being pointed out that he was suing sparky for similar reasons.....this is a perfect example of what several have commented on, that Andy, Dr j and Skankersore, as well as the bit players such as Keith, Brian etc.....are all scripting all this bullshit thinking their little act is being accepted as real.....i said long ago, i smell old roomies involved in this somehow.....btw has anyone talked to notas or tang lately? Wait, i need to go check the mailbox.......
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40 Days and 40 Nights....of Law Watch....
From the official recorded logs of 7-25-14....
OPTICIAN ANDY NJ: MY LAWYER IS FREE ITS MY COUSINS SON IN LAW AND IM NOT
RUSHING HIM ITS FREE HE CAN DO IT IN HIS OWN SWEET TIME
OPTICIAN ANDY NJ: I DONT CARE ABOUT THE MONEY AND IM SURE SPARKY DOESNT HAVE
MUCH
1. How many think Andy's "lawyer" told him he would do the job free just to get him the fuck out of his office? Wow, look at ALL those hands!!!
2. If that shitty boat, crappy house and god forsaken sofa are an example of your wealth, i am Bill Gates compared to you.
3. Just curious, this so called cousin's son in law wouldn't happen to be ERLogistics would it? You remember ER right? The guy who took forever to get finished with law school yet for some reason can't seem to pass the bar exam and claims he doesn't work....oh wait, i almost forgot, there is a better than average chance he is one muirc4....nevermind
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FitnCharmin: If NYC police now let 5 people climb atop Brooklyn Bridge to replace Amerucan flagswith white surrender flags...they can also put bombs up there as well
FitnCharmin: Security on Brooklyn bridge said it was not their job to protect bridge towers---they watch cars
FitnCharmin: Juvenile name calling = democrats best argument they can muster for their beliefs
I'm trying to determine who the bigger moron is.....fit with his political bullshit (i may lean a little to the right but i don't fucking parrot the headlines) or Daz with his total bullshit...i think Daz wins the runoff for the moron title because at least fit can claim alien abduction and brainwashing if nothing else.......Daz is just a sick fuckwad.....and speaking of sick, i almost tossed my dinner watching all the lovey dovey syrupy bullshit with Going and Cara, as well as Skankersore towards EyeCantGetFuckedAndy.....someone needs to tell Going to get another pic, that one on his profile, you can almost see the slimy grease pouring off his face.....
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Welcome to We Be Watchin The Law, Day 39.....
It occurred to me that perhaps the reason i haven't gotten the lawsuit papers yet is because the mailman remembers the previous few attempted lawsuits from angry blog readers trying to shut me down and my subsequent replies rejecting said mail with little notations such as "Return to Sender and tell them to get bent" or "Hey Elaine, go fuck yourself and the horse you rode in on....oh wait you ARE the horse you rode in on.", etc and he is saving himself the time and effort to shove another half dozen of them in my mailbox for future "processing".
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Wow, today we have a 2 for 1 special in our Inaugural episode of What a F$#@%^& Dumbass
Fahntastik: lorianne,, im sure you have heard this a bazillion times,, but you look like martha stewart
Navyseabee847: hello Dimondgirl
OnlineHost: HymersRuined OM1 has entered the room.
Fahntastik: i swear,, its like im talking into thin air,, wtff?
HonBug1113: whats wrong Fahn?
Navyseabee847: hello Lorianne
Fahntastik: nothing hon,, i just ask questions,, and get no answers,, no biggie lol
Well fahn, it's obvious it's because YOU are boring.....isn't it???
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Fahntastik: got it in manila back in 1977
Buck296: NEW YORK CITY GUY HERE
Fahntastik: lol, i was 20,,, and stupid,, well,, stupider than i am now
beautyNqueens: where in nyc Buck
Buck296: BRONX AND YOU
IMPOSSIBLE....it's totally IMPOSSIBLE for any human being, including yourself, to be stupider than you are now
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Ok all you numerology fanatics, this 38th day of Law Watch is something to get exxxxxxcited about! See, if you take today's date...7/23/2014.......and you add the day and the month together, you get 30....then if you multiply all the non zero digits in the year...2x1x4, you get 8.....30...plus 8.....38!!!!! wowza right? WRONG...NOT WOWZA...see...that bullshit twisting of numbers is the numeric equiv of andy threatening to sue my ass....full of empty promise....and you guessed it...no mail....
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Day 37, Lawyer Watch.....it's getting cold here in this isolation, wondering how much air i have left and if the water rations will last until and IF there is a breakthrough. I wonder how the wife and kids are doing on that blue dot in the icy black sky drifting further and further away, the helplessness of my situation bearing down on my psyche. Did the mail arrive yet? Was the long awaited subpoena finally here?
Sparky gets up, splashes cold water in his face and then smacks himself upside the head as he reminds himself to quit working on his never to be published sci fi novel at the same time he has to deal with the pier, especially when half asleep.
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naughtynnice252: be nice if we could vote people out at times
naughtynnice252: like 6 ignore and their out
well then you would be shit out of luck, because i would use all 6 names i have parked here to ignore your ass :)
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Welcome back to Roominations.......
So i'm running around doing errands the other day and find myself in traffic behind a car that had a personalized license plate. Upon closer inspection, i saw the plate said .....DSLXIK...and of course i gave a minor chuckle at that...but as traffic began to roll again, it hit me how much more effective it would have been had the plate said KIXLSD.......
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AnaisAnnais: jerry is watching a movie... and he is just about to eat his finger...
AnaisAnnais: gosh
When Animal Abusers Resort to Cannibalism ....premiering Friday, July 25th at 8PM EST/9PST on The History Channel
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ladyfiona1967: you know this biteme fool im's me almost every day, I think he forgets he im'd me the day before and the day before and so on and so on
I saw this last week and could feel her pain.....he ends up in my catcher a lot.....his intro? "Hi, i'm brian"....which he changes up occasionally with "Hi my name is brian".....it's like Andy had a son and taught him the same social skills he has....
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As we begin this sixth week of LW, I want to take this opp to thank Andy for giving me the most material about absolutely nothing since Seinfeld was on the air back in the day....and yes that means the mailbox was empty yet again
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Day 35 of Law Watch has a little over two hours left and we are faced with the same disappointment...i.e....no lawsuit paperwork.....it just leaves a totally empty feeling in my gut.....i have to wonder though...if there is a perfectly logical explanation.....perchance Andy provided his "lawyer" with his most recent edition of eyewear....and since Andy SUCKS DOGSHIT at everything he has ever done in life, then it means his lawyer cant see crap....maybe all the legal papers got sent to FirePlug44 or SmarmyPlug44 or YoMommasAThug44...somewhere out there, someone is wondering how the fuck simply clicking into a chatroom and saying "hello everyone" results in them getting sued for a blog they have never seen......
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Veltgeist: Anyways... The dog just threw up. I'll be back soon.
Like we give a fucking rats ass.....man take this shit to Facebook and post it along with a pic of your just clipped dirty ass toenails and keep this out of the fucking chat room .......as if we need another gross scuzbag like fetsy here
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This was her speaking to Ana and her horse abusing fake ass......i was gonna make this the line of the day, but i laughed the second time i read it so what the hell....i offer the Line of the Week....
ladyfiona1967: So you felt the answer to all this was to come on here and pretend you are a 39 yr old mental case?
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We're going to combine today's 34th episode of LW with a return to Roominations........
Ok some may remember the Walmart commercials a few months back where they had several tables of people eating steak dinners and commenting on the quality and tastiness of said beef. Then after they gushed about it all, it was like "Surprise! That beef came from Walmart!". First off, if i was in that commercial, i would immediately throw up all over the man holding the mic and yell "Unclean!!!! Unclean!!!".
So fast forward and now they have several tables of people eating different, seemingly sumptuous meals of pasta, seafood, etc and the "surprise" is it was all prepared by Olive Garden. So it hit me, the worst of the worst of marketing graduates must eventually end up at Walmart and Olive Garden because if you have to surprise people that you have a quality product and make them rethink their previously held opinions, maybe the company as a whole should reevaluate what they offer that would cause them to have to convince people of that in the first place....i mean how fucking bizarre is that...and what moron would ever think its a good marketing strategy???? Omg it just hit me, Andy and Dr J must work for them!!!!
And speaking of bizarre, does anyone else buy all this bullshit scripted convo between Going, Brian and Shelbie where they all seem to be focused on proving the "realness" of who they are and that they all know each other. For example, Going and Brian reaffirm each other's validity by backing up how good or genuine the other is and much of the time, one or the other's father is brought into the conversation......this all screams FAKE CITY and personally, i think all three of them are totally FULL OF SHIT.
Oh and btw, nothing in the mailbox today....and i was so looking forward to having my lawyer depose Andy.....somehow i think Dr J would be part of it because, well.....they are the same person afterall......
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How to Take a Room Atmosphere from bad to worse in less than 2 seconds........
OnlineHost: FitnCharmin has left the room.
OnlineHost: GoingOnHoliday has entered the room.
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Day 33 of Law Watch brings us another married room visit from Andy bellowing at Skankersore to IM him so he can help her fix the piece of crap phone he got her and he questioned that whatever she was saying about her son was of higher priority than taking said IM. But what cracked me up is someone asked him 3 times how the lawsuit against sparky was going and he completely iggied.....what's wrong andy, you spend too much on that pay as you go Nokia flip phone to afford a real lawyer???
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Day 32 of Lawyer Watch not only brings us a new month of non-activity, but we were honored to get not one, but multiple visits by the one and only Andy......if honored were defined as "please hand me that 60 grout sandpaper WITH the electric sander so i never have to read this fucker again"
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Welcome to Day 31 of Law Watch....
You know what the difference between today and the previous 30 days of Lawyer Watch is?!?!?!?!! Well duhhhh...it's day 31 ....and there was never and never will be another day 31 again.....you didn't think i actually got some mail or delivery did you???? : P
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Welcome to Law Watch, Day 30.....
So i get this email from none other than EyeBawwwwkAndy.....and the level of stupidity this man displays is mind boggling.......he sits there threatening to sue me....then claims he has this top notch lawyer and i will end up homeless when he is through with me and now he has the nerve to want me to post something on the blog and the moron thinks i am actually going to allow the embedded image of whatever it is to display.....uh....yeah...i am gonna allow what basically equates to a file attachment to download onto my computer....i dont think so fuckwad. And by the way spoogeball, i know that you and Dr J are working together on all this...you may fool some but i know for a FACT.
Oh and....there was NOTHING in the mailbox....cmon andy...you're letting us all down here.
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I figured some of you might be missing Ana seeing as how she is suddenly absent from the room....funny how that happens huh....so, i go back to early last week for a bit of a reminder about exactly what we have lost.....
AnaisAnnais: they can take anything when i die.. and then i want to be cremated
Well Ana, since they already took your brain and heart, you should get a discount on those services
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This woman obviously has no clue about the power of Photoshop.......not that i have ever PS'ed a dick pic or anything but it can be done.....easily. This reminds me of how clueless Notas was last year for saying Wolf "proved" his realness by writing his name on a sheet of paper and sending......i mean for fucks sake, anyone that looked close enough at that pic could tell it had been edited....but then again, she lied her ass off when she claimed she made him "beep twice" to prove he was on the road when they were talking on the phone.....
ladyfiona1967: I told cape if he wrote my name on his member to prove it was his I would let him take me to dinner
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Welcome to the 29th Episde of Lawyer Watch...
I haven't decided what's more boring........watching the mailbox or watching the previews for Sharknado 2.....i'll get back to you on that
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DisClickableMe: ok, jules.. how's this ?? There once was a fellow named Sparky... Whose blog got a lil bit snarky.... Some laugh at his wit, even though they've been bit and some say he's full of malarky
ok i give a 9.3 for creativity and humor here, but snarky? If being blunt and factual is considered snarky, then color me guilty, but my dictionary gives a different def. Truth be told, i don't say anything worse about the Ana's, Andy's and Diamond's of the room than anybody else and my guess is i say a lotta things other people would like to say but don't
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StoryzInMyEyes4U: Im inbetween facilities ..lunch break
The Biggest Lie Ever Told In A Chatroom
StoryzInMyEyes4U: yeah , playing nurse again today
Followed by The Biggest Truth Ever Told In A Chatroom (the keyword being "playing")
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Welcome to Day 28 of Law Watch....
My mailbox was emptier than the space between Tommy's ears....and that's so empty its developed a vacuum comparable to what one would see in space...now granted, its Sunday, but his condition exists every day
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It's a pretty average day here on Day 27 of Lawyer Watch......as you can imagine, all is silent on the legal front. However, i would like someone to make that pussy ass piece of shit Frankie aware that we had a new Unique Visitor high count on the Pier yesterday of 229. I'm guessing a lot more people were interested in reading about the horse abuser Peruvian scum than wanted to read about his putrid dick. Speaking of Frankie, I heard Pink Floyd is going to re-release one of their songs from the Wish You Were Here album, except this time the song will be called "Scheinen You Crazy Diamond".......get it....Scheinen.....Crazy.....(hears collective groan from the blog crowd)......
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ok i wanna make something very clear here....it was NOT babz, irysh, sweetfor or ladyfi who sent me the Ana info....they all have some investigative skills, but i have a number of sources....and besides, i did specifically say it was a friend : )
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darrlin2014: you go take it out on jerry
AnaisAnnais: u dont know what ur talking about
darrlin2014: whatever
HollowWnd: yes she does.. because you tick off the wrong people..
i present the Pun of the Day.......Hollow is speaking to Ana.........get it? Tick? lmaoooooooooo i wonder if that made Ana scratch inside her ear
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Day 26 of Lawyer Watch - The Big Brother Edition
I have determined beyond a shadow of a doubt that Diamond is really Devin on Big Brother. That mofo has mood swings worse than The Joker, Ana, Marilyn Monroe and Axl Rose COMBINED and the only other person on this planet that fits that description is Diamond! Yes, i realize Devin is black, but if you look closely at diamond's pics, her complexion and ruddy, mottled skin texture allude to the fact she could easily be wearing a rubber mask covered with layers of makeup.
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I have a very special edition of Lawyer Watch to bring you here on Day 25, one reason being this bit of info could end up starting a new LW series....sit back and soak it in.......
Anais's....calling all Anais's.......well lookie what we have here everybody......
ok so Weds morning we have this happen in the room.. ..Irysh is speaking directly to Ana...
LiL irysh fairy: use your other screenname MAria mkelle4538
I am going to paint you a verbal picture here, which ana should appreciate since she is well, mmmmmmm, so expressionist with her art......The above led to a friend sending me a lot of info they found thru several sources, including the trusty google.....so let's start there
https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=maria+kelleghan
which leads to this....and this confirms the ana connection because the pic she sent to sweetfor to put on the blog is here too....and one has to ask...who the fuck is the bitch with the whacked out crazy ass look...that's not the same woman as ana represents herself to be...but pay special attention to the woman in the black and white pic...we will speak to that momentarily.....
https://www.facebook.com/maria.kelleghan
So THEN more stuff is found that contains what appears to be her name.....and wouldn't you know it...there is a jerry mentioned too.....pay attention lower in the article when it relates to what appears to be her name....this turned my stomach
http://www.wickedlocal.com/article/20110421/News/304219142
Now did anyone else catch that he has been practicing law since 1972....so that would put his age conservatively at 66... Did anyone catch Upton is in Massachusetts?? So i offer a theory here....the black and white photo on her FB could be her mom...it looks like that pic was made sometime in the 50's...and that woman appeared to be in her 30's...Ana claims to be 39.....so this woman in the black and white photo would have had a kid probably in the 50's or so....so then you go on to this next site....and what do we have here?!?!?!??!
http://www.advancedbackgroundchecks.com/d/maria-kelleghan/12518767
http://www.mylife.com/mariakelleghan
look at the age on this bitch...and what the fuck do ya know...there is a miami connection!! how many goddamned fucking times have we heard ana mention miami......
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ladyfiona1967: Diamond I am no so lame as to call you and let you have my number because then you would send me stalker texts
I present the line of the day....and #9 on the Top Ten List of Smartest Declarations Ever Made In A Chatroom
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It's a special day here at Lawyer Watch....
Day 24 here....24 happens to be the number of hours in a day, the number of cans in a case of coke zero, the number of months my wife has left on her cell phone contract before she can upgrade free and the number of dollars i won on the last trip to the casino (hey it paid for the gas)......it also happens to be the number of millimeters in length of andy's dick....for those metrically challenged, that is 15/16 of an inch...the only number that doesn't seem to equal 24 today is the mail in my mailbox....i had 0 pieces of mail...and we all know what that means....yep, we will be BACK here tomorrow won't we....
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As the sun sets on Day 23 of Lawyer Watch, i ask you, the reader, to sit back, take a deep breath, soak in the world around you with your senses of sight, smell, touch, etc.... and then ask yourself one question. Why the fuck did you just waste 30 seconds of time you will never get back reading this meaningless blog entry? Have a nice evening, see you tomorrow......
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A clarification here.....just because one makes the blog doesn't mean i categorize them as stupid....MOST of the blog comments are indeed aimed at the ones who have a lot of echos in between the ears, but things such as the line of the day or week, etc....usually are the things that crack me up and lean to the more intelligent side of room chat.....unless preceded by words such as dumb, moronic etc. Even on those, everyone can have dim bulb moments....including myself....and the sign of an intelligent, well rounded person is being able to find the humor in those times.....besides, why would anyone care wtf i have to say...it's just a blog...and according to the ones who make it the most, a complete waste of time....right?
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Lmaooooooo @ some of the room comments that act like i don't have a right to blog. Why is it the very ones who claim they hate the blog so much are always the loudest mouthed critics....if they hate it so much wtf are they doing reading it!?!?!? These are the same assholes that think freedom of speech only applies to themselves or those they agree with. Last i checked, i live in the US, not communist China. And i would gamble all i have that i know more about the goings on than the majority of room peeps....and what i don't know can always be found in the logs somewhere.....which is probably why you're really pissed....because you know at any time i could pull up dirt on your scummy asses....speaking of scummy, anyone seen Frankie??? aka Mr "I Demand Answers, Yet When You Have Your Say, I'm Going to Be a Big Ass Pussy and Pull a Disappearing Act"
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#7 on the Top Ten List of the Dumbest Jokes EVER Told in Married Chat....
DisClickableMe: I once thought of opening a chain of adult novelty stores and call em.... "Toys- for-Twats"......
i suggest you stick to the limericks man
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Day 22 of LW.....
Today was my first day back to work after my five day respite and fuck me if i didn't get home and find absolutely NOTHING in the mailbox. I'm beginning to think Andy's lawyer is a bigger lying piece of shit than Andy and Skankersore combined......no wait, that's impossible.....by the way....to those of you who don't know, when Skankersore goes silent in Married, she is signed onto another one of her names foisting a rabid defense of Andy onto the participants of the Older Men room he bleats in now.
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OnlineHost: Presentationav has entered the room.
Presentationav: any women here want a pearl necklace?
LiL irysh fairy: Yes... go dive into the ocean and find one
Brensea: How much is it worth
Presentationav: a lot
yanno, i always figured if, somehow, brens story about being a hooker were actually true, she would be considered a dumb one....so if she insists on sticking to her storyline, then the above confirms those suspicions....any hooker with half a brain would know he isn't talking jewelry.
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ID21oLWatinwtr.....wwtee...wia...ftloGjsmaa
In the year 2718, the above encrypted message was finally decoded after hundreds of years of the world's best minds working to solve the puzzle.....the entire planet breathed a huge sigh of relief when it was realized it was not a message of doom, but rather one of frustration....it means "It's Day 21 of Lawyer Watch and there is nothing whatsoever to report.....when will this ever end...when i ask...for the love of God just sue my ass already"
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trsmiles: if yrr marriage isnt working talk to others whom are failing
trsmiles: i would focus on my spouse not a gf
trsmiles: just saying
i crack the fuck up every time i see this guy giving marriage advice. Dude, you go to HOOKERS.....and you DON'T PAY them, why do you even think anyone in this world would ever listen to you!?!?!?? God, it's hard to imagine someone stupider than Andy but this guy is in that territory.
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Puff and ana were putting on a sickening display of "lets tell each other all the things we think are cute about the other" and then suddenly, the line of the week........
SXMX Girl: <hearing the Toy Story song playing "You got a friend in me" when Ana chats with Puffy.
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It's 2 PM, welcome to another Episode of Lawyer Watch...Day 20 in fact. We took the day off yesterday in honor of the country's birthday and I hope everyone had the fun they wanted to have.....but as other episodes have ended with no tangible results, so this one will as well....tune in tomorrow for more non-excitement....
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As many of you have read, Crazyfrank sent an email to myself and a boatload of other people that i assume is supposed to be a chastisement and veiled ridiculing of myself and how i choose to spend my time (he seems obsessed and upset with the fact bloggers actually spend time blogging....i wonder how he feels about columnists and opinion pieces). I am going to now officially reply to this nonsense for all to see. I will also remind everyone of things i have already said before.....as stated at the top of the pier...what the person says or wrote to me is always in grey text, my replies are always a different color and in this case my replies will also be in parentheses...if you cant grasp that concept, then go back to the top of the pier and reread what your next step should be. I will also remind all of a concept that crazy obviously can't grasp....everything i say here is MY OPINION. I have never claimed infallibility and have conceded at times i could be wrong....everyone has a viewpoint and if you dont like mine, then dont read here....that includes you too Fahn, you pussy ass little bitch. I do this blog for reasons i have already stated more than once and i will continue to do this until i decide not to do it any longer, so if crazy or anyone else wants to be as stupid as andy and try the lawsuit routine, I SUGGEST you familiarize yourself with Section 230 of Title 47 of the US Code, aka The Communications Decency Act of 1996....if you still insist on being an idiot after that, then bring it on assholes!
Oh and by the way, i took my time on replying to this because no one tells me when and what to post...i do it when i want, not when you want. Besides, i had to wait for my partner in crime to give it a glance and add to the mix.
Sparky,
I hope this email finds you well!
(Nothing like a forced fake greeting from a fake pic and fake dick pic sender huh)
Since I seem to be a target of yours and a few others in the Married1 room, I would like to take this opportunity to share some information with you and all of the readers of your blog.
(Call it being a target if you want, but you rank somewhat low on the list of people i have shared opinions here about...i wont take the time to count, but i would guess i have blogged about 20-30 peeps overall and frankly, no pun intended, i would be surprised if you made the top 10 in number of mentions. Also, not sure why you're bringing up married 1, this is Married...Married 1 hasn't been much of a place to reside since memfem ruined that room back in 2011 or so)
Sometime in the spring and summer of 2013, KatofNinez , others and myself were talking about the IPHONE5. Specifically Kat wanted to give up her IPHONE4 and get a galaxy. I had suggested to her to wait until the IPHONE5 came out. Then the conversation turned about me upgrading my phone from a basic talk/text phone to a smart phone due to the fact my phone was old and lost some functionality. I explained to her that the phone that I have is not under my name and that if I did that, I would have to sign a new contract that would eliminate the discount I was getting and triple the cost of the service. Something that I just cannot financially afford to do.
(By the time i had read this far on this Encyclopedia Brittanica Edition of The Longest "Let Me Explain Myself and Cover All the Glaring Loopholes in My AOL Story" Emails Ever Written, my jaw was already on the floor with the overwhelming amount of needless information he had already shared in just this paragraph......WHO CARES ABOUT THE FUCKING HISTORY OF YOU AND YOUR OWNERSHIP OF CELLPHONES AND THE WHYS AND THE WHERES AND WHO SAID WHAT AND WHY AND WHEN. FOR FUCK SAKES MAN, YOU ARE JUST NOT THAT IMPORTANT!!!! Man, you reek of a sense of self importance)
(And then it got worse)
My service was grandfathered with the old price structure. There were several conversations on different days about this. Please go ahead and go through the vast troves of logs you have to confirm this.
(You ridicule me for logging, yet when it would serve YOUR purpose, you encourage me to "research").
This fact absolutely needs to be confirmed.
(No, it doesn't. People ABSOLUTELY need air to breathe, water to drink, food to eat, but this fact, this fact has no effect whatsoever on anyone's lives but your own).
These conversations took place almost 10 months or longer before I could ever imagine that I could/would be a target of yours or theirs.
(There's that target word again.....so in your world, anyone who EVER has a negative opinion they express of you or what you're about has made you a target? How the fuck do you ever function in the real world? Do you live in some sort of spring meadow with blooming daisies and monarch butterflies flying all around while women clamor at your legs asking you to give them some of that pierced meat? And why the hell would you have such financial issues that you couldn't sign a cell phone contract? Or have one on a prepay plan? TRIPLE your cost?? What a liar...cell phone costs have come down, not up...you claim to be a single man so exactly how many cellphones does one need on this "grandfathered" plan of yours? I cost checked just for grins...and a person can get a single phone on a plan for as low as 30 bucks a month...the average was roughly mid 40's and some got as high as 75....so you're paying $15-20 a month and cant afford 45-60????? Really??? Aren't you a jeweler?? The jewelers I have known make really good money....what do you sell, cubic zirconia?)
The name that is associated to the number is not mine. I will give you and others the benefit of the doubt that you did not possess the knowledge that not every phone number is owned by the user.
(I am fully aware of the myriad of possibilities regarding cell phone ownership and actually i wasn't the one who researched anything regarding your number, but your story is already more full of holes than a slice of swiss cheese, so the Liar Meter is beeping loud right now)
I am not like you and the others to make assumptions. Two examples come to mind. If you work for a company, you may be issued a company cell phone. If you were to look up that number, you would find out it belongs to a business not to the actual user. The second example is a father goes to pick up two phones, one for him and the other for his nanny. The numbers are listed under the father’s name so when you go to look up the nanny’s number, the father’s name comes up even though she uses the phone, no relationship at all to each other, and therefore you have the wrong information. Please feel free to check my facts with any mobile phone store.
(Wow, talk about a return to Encyclopedia Brittanica Land.....lets be real man, anyone that goes to this length to explain a simple cell phone ownership issue is LYING....someone telling the truth wouldn't care enough to even put half the effort into this that you have)
When you or whoever looked up the owner of my phone that name got googled and someone found a Facebook account under that name. Since the phone is not owned by me, any fruit from the poisonous tree would therefore be wrong.
(lmao@ fruit from the poisonous tree....there you go making grandiose statements about a mundane topic)
How many people post profile pictures or cover pictures that are not themselves?
(NOT ME and NOT ANYONE i know)
I would say most Facebook users at one time or another has made their own self portrait neither their profile nor their cover.
(Well that's to be expected you would know a lot of people that do that Frankie....water seeks it's own level and if you are comfortable with lying then i am sure you probably know and buddy up with people that are as comfortable doing that as you are)
In this case, the picture was in fact not of the owner of the phone nor me.
(The owner of the phone? You mean the owner of the account your phone is on don't you? Or did you just slip up?)
Is it hard to fathom that many people choose to have other pictures posted then their own?
(YES,it's pretty hard to wrap one's head around the need to do that)
Please feel free to go to Facebook and take a common name like Steven Smith and look at the profiles and see what I am talking about.
(So what you're saying is there are a lot of liars named Steven Smith?)
Please feel free to ask your friends if they have ever had a profile or cover picture that was not their own.
(I don't have to ask, i already told you i don't hang with peeps of low caliber)
Because I have had my cell number for a long time, some of the owners and my information have gotten intertwined.
(Owners? How many people's bills have you been on frankie? And what exactly does intertwined mean? I mean let's take a married couple, perhaps the hubs name is on the cell phone account....his wife has a cell ..one of the kids has a cell....their info doesn't get intertwined, why would yours?)
I have never said that all the information is incorrect. In fact I have said in the room that some of it is correct, however, I am not about to give you or others the satisfaction of knowing what nformation is right or wrong.
(I don't need your confirmation, i already know the real facts buddy)
Again, please review the logs. I have met several Married1 roomies in real life face to face, two here in the Boston area the other in New Jersey while I was at a training seminar. They know what I look like and what I am all about.
(Met? or fucked? lmao and yet you provide no names or actual testimony from them ...can't even get them to come in the room and vouch for you....and even if you could, you have already confessed that you hang with liars)
So be very careful when you say my pictures are not of me.
(Or what Frankie? Or what? You gonna sue me? You gonna kick my ass? Say it little boy....as Julie said on her blog, this sounds like a threat so either be a man and have the balls to say what this implied threat is or shut the fuck up)
Sparky, you seem to be the AOL police, prosecutor, Judge and the Jury. In the American Judicial system, the accused has the right to face the accuser. In your case, you cloak yourself in deep clandestine.
(I don't cloak myself at all. I park in the room 24/7, freely acknowledge that i log and have stated numerous times that i state my opinions on the Pier. Just because you don't know my "real" name doesn't mean i am cloaking, it just means you're a dumbass).
You and others hide behind the Right To Free Speech but yet you don’t check your facts. Often times, news outlets have to retract a story and issue an apology due to the story being inaccurate. Many times there are lawsuits brought on due to the libelous nature of the story.
(As stated in the preface to this reply, i am not the source of the info, i am not the one who provided the info, it was all either stated in the room by others for all to see, or emails from others were sent to me, so check YOUR facts. It's a FACT that phone number is linked to Georgia. Whether or not you are really tommy ringo or not can be debated, but you can't change what the phone info is. What you're really mad about is the fact you can't yell at me in the room in front of everyone because we all know that's what you like to do. Feel free to do so anyway, but i have never spoke a word in the room and have no intent to start now just because a little peon like you is crying)
You hide behind your screen name and never contribute to the room conversation.
(Wow, you're like a fucking parrot, did we not already cover this above? Besides, how hypocritical are you to say i never contribute, yet you slam the blog for not being interesting and not being funny. So what would you have me contribute Frankie? Are you wanting another ManWithFewBucks? He isn't interesting or funny either...isnt that enough?)
You choose instead to blog about the room with irrelevant childlike, not so witty rants.
(I have seen others say completely the opposite in the room and some have sent mails that say you are dead wrong on this one boy).
Most do not want to see the posts in the room once, let alone read it in your blog for second time.
(Wait wait wait...lmao@ most do not want to see the posts in the room once....so you're saying that everyone i have ever blogged about, others don't want to read them in the room??? Well wouldn't that INCLUDE you!?!?!? I got news for you buddy, many of the peeps that come in the room come to see the drama and such....if all there were to talk about was the fact you like to have your ass licked.....pausing to hurl.......ok back...wait....i still feel nauseous.......god its like my stomach is trying to exit thru my nostrils.....ok ok i am okkkk...and you also like to talk about your pus filled pierced dick that isn't even yours....yeah.....that's way more interesting, relevant and ADULT than what i do huh).
If you don’t like the people in the room why are you so intent in taking your time to log then blog about it?
(Because i can)
Do you not have better or more important things to occupy or justify your life with?
(No, this is all i have and the sole reason i exist said Sparky in a dry monotone voice)
You claim that you have a life in the real world do you? How do you have a full time job and a family with responsibilities and yet have time to read logs upon logs of a room that you clearly have disdain for?
(What part of me saying "i don't read logs start to finish and i don't have to because i have fancy dancy log searching and skimming software that does most of the work for me" do you not understand???)
You claimed there were 250 hits to your blog on a particular day which means readers find your blog interesting and relevant.
(Let me draw everyone's attention to the fact FRANKIE JUST LIED and gosh damn, this may be libel. The post he is referring to was a comment i made when naughtynnice made a comment about how if no one read sparky, i would just go away....and then i made the comment on the pier "wow you really are stupid aren't you....maybe you missed the part where i said i don't do this blog for the room.....i do it for my own reasons and could care less who does and doesn't read it....thing is...it averages 125 UNIQUE hits a day so SOMEONE is reading it and i would venture to guess some of those 125 people are from the room......moron...and trust this.....i won't go away unless I WANT to go away...and that will have nothing to do with the blog and who does or doesn't read it". Wow Frankie, you're a jeweler and you cant do math? Also you put words in my mouth. NO WHERE did i say those hits mean readers find the pier interesting and relevant...but i cant imagine someone going back often if they found it dull and out of touch, can you?)
We only have your word on that. Please do not go and prove to me that there are so many hits to your blog. You can easily go and read you blog 200 times to create the hits.
(lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ok this was hilarious....really!???!??? really!??????? yeah i am gonna crouch over my computer and click 200 times, DAILY to prove to MYSELF that people read my blog. And lmaoooooo@ you thinking i would ever try to prove anything to your meaningless existence. But what's really funny is you know zilch about blog sites. The one i use has what is called a Unique Visitor counter, which can tell if the visit is from the same reader or not. I assume they do it by IP number but i have no access to all of that info, it just tells me what the count is. And i guess more find it interesting than before because for the last 30 days, it's averaged 158 UNIQUE visitors a day. I don't need you or anyone else to take my word on it though, but it is funny that you have about a dozen eggs on your face about now)
I know as a fact several people check your blog several times a day because of the intimidation factor that you and others have created/caused.
(Wow, what level of mental illness does it take to be easily intimidated by a fucking blog!?!?)
Many screen names have left the room entirely, due to the logging blogging and the drama.
(Good riddance)
Many others avoid the room when certain screen names are in the room. Still others do not care. For those that contribute in the room but choose to not see the drama, the option is always there to use the ignore button .Many times I have half of the room on ignore because I am just not that interested in what they have to say. It is a shame that the room is no longer fun. These chat rooms were a good way to have some fun and get away from the real world for a bit.
(Everyone finds amusement in their own special ways frankie. For you, its about futilely humping womens legs and embarrassingly throwing your phone number out in the room in the hopes at least one desperate skank will pity fuck you. I am sure that's worked for you some, but not my idea of fun. However your comment about getting away from the real world for a bit is very telling about your mindset. You build a fake persona with fake pics so you can get some action and somehow you see that as harmless. So, what about the women who were stupid enough to believe you? You are so arrogant about wanting your fun that you don't care what they think? And you call me an asshole? See Frankie, the difference between you and me, well one difference among a ton, is that i don't use women, i see them as equals. It's very belittling and dismissive of you to do the things you're doing because it proves you have zero respect for the very ones you claim to like.)
What precipitated this email to you, is how you threatened and intimidated via your blog anybody that gives out any personal information about you.
(Yet another lie.....show me where i threatened anyone...if anything i did the opposite of what you accuse me of here. I even said that if andy's nonexistent lawyer was somehow able to get my personal info, i would send it to sweetfor before i would let skankersore be the first to post it in the room. But let me reiterate one thing here. I do not CARE who knows what about me. If anyone were STUPID enough to find my address or such and try to visit, then there would be consequences. You will not intimidate or scare me and you wont shut me up. EVER.)
I do find that so incredibly hypercritical. Why is it you and others can write whatever you want, personal information and all, and yet threaten those that might expose the real Sparky? Come out from the shadows, show yourself lend some credibility to you and your blog!
(lmaoooooo, the shadows??? For fucks sake, quit being so melodramatic. My blog is credible to the one person it matters, so piss off little boy)
I hope you have the courage to print this in its entirety without any edits in your blog. Let your avid readers choose what to believe or not!
(Has zilch to do with courage and how pathetic you even attach that label to something like this. Courage is pulling a person out of a burning car with flames all around. Courage is fighting for one's life and keeping that big smile on their face regardless of how they feel while facing real issues such as cancer. Courage is the mom who raises the kids on her own, working hard to provide because the bum of a father has bailed on them all because it's just too hard or inconvenient...i would imagine you know some of those guys Frankie, since that's the caliber of person you seem to hang with. Courage is standing up for what's right even in the face of imminent danger, such as Tank Man in Tiananmen Square in 1989. Go ask the men and women who patrolled the streets of Baghdad or hit the jungles of Vietnam back in the day what they might think of your grossly inappropriate use of that word)
Thanks for your time in reading this!
I think the bottom line here is you got embarrassed for having all your real info in the room that others put there and that you yourself have put there and when you realized it cost you action, you wanted all history of it erased. Well you better start with AOL themselves because they log and archive all of their room chats for legal purposes and whether its on my blog or not, it exists in more places than you will ever know.....accept it and move on.
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Day 18 of Lawyer Watch....
Feeling a bit morose and despondent. I was SOOO looking forward to giving Andy and his crackpot lawyer a big FUCK YOU when the subpoena arrived. I guess he spends his time in Older Men or Forties Friends threatening other "sparkys" these days.....oh well....life goes on....long after the thrill of living is gone....
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She finally accepts the truth and reality of her situation.....
AnaisAnnais: I must be stupid
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AnaisAnnais: when a woman says.... i need space... please give the space
You would think the empty space between her ears would be enough......but noooooooooo.......greedy bitch
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Day 17 of Lawyer Watch
Tick....tick.....tick...(don't let Ana read this, she will freak out as she grabs furiously at her ear canal)...the second hand sweeps smoothly across the face of the watch. If Andy thinks i am gonna sit here all day waiting for this stupid subpoena, he is nuts! Wait, he is nuts anyways......
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So let me get this straight....Sweetforeveron gets tosed for saying cunt, but Diamond doesn't get tosed for being one!?!?!?!? Well now, doesn't kathy milley.....nilley....free willie...whatever the fuck her name is...live a charmed life....she walks around with hairstyles that look like anything from Edward Scissorhands to Phyllis Diller to Glenn Close to Peggy Bundy and comes in the room with guns blazin, lookin for a man....or keith...and then wants everyone to treat her civil.....she must be related to Andy
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It's Lawyer Watch....It's Day 16 (nice snazzy little change up there huh)...
I am now looking forward to five straight days off, where i can commit a number of hours per day watching the mailbox intently for THE SUBPOENA THAT WILL NEVER ARRIVE
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Sitting here watching an old episode of Andy Griffith....and its the one where three "rough around the edges" female convicts escape and hold Barney and Floyd the Barber prisoner in a cabin. And the first thought that came to mind when i saw the convicts was Skankersore, Brensea and Diamond......man i would have nightmares waking up to that shit night or day......
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Day 15 of Lawyer Watch......
My curiosity of the status of said lawsuit is certainly piqued, i mean there's no chance Andy coulda been LYING is there? Maybe the delay is because there are so many allegations of egregious violations they have to use a fork truck to transport from truck to truck along the route.
On another note to those who think there isn't much variable content in these daily reports.....I wouldn't expect you to "get it"...a lot of people don't and if you're not one who does, then explaining it is useless.
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Day 14 of Lawyer Watch.....
Zippity doo dah zippity ay
My mailbox is still empty today
No subpoenas heading my way
Zippity doo dah zippity ay
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Sparky's recovery had been going well. The therapist had given him a clean bill of health, the fam was delighted to see him doing so well, even his boss seemed happy to have him back. And then he saw this, and it all went out the window......
LiL irysh fairy: oh my gosh.. remember those Burger King commercials with that giant King dude?
LiL irysh fairy: That guy scared me like you wouldn't believe
Pssssssst to those with little or no sense of humor, there is no therapist, there was no recovery.....it's just a joke...that's a lot of what this blog is about and if you can't grasp that concept, don't read here, it's just a waste of your time......the only truth to this whole post here is that guy scared the shit outta me too.....
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Day 13 of Lawyer Watch.....
Well another Saturday has arrived and is over halfway over and i haven't seen hide nor hair of anyone that could remotely be associated to Andy's lawsuit, not even Andy! The biggest question in my mind right now is will Frankie make the same dumbass maneuver once i post my official reply to his email? Time will tell.....
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ladyfiona1967: I need to put a sign on my door that says "Jahova Witnesses Eff Off"
ladyfiona1967: I swear once a week they come ringing my bell
i think ladyfi is taking lessons from Heavens on how to interact with those of religious persuasions you don't agree with. Wouldn't replacing the last two words on the sign with something like "go away", "not interested" or "get bent" have about the same effect?
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Day 12 of Lawyer Watch....
You guessed it....nada....nothing....ZILCH. I swear to God i am gonna drive to jersey, find andy's "lawyer", burst into his office, brushing aside the receptionist/secretary/paralegal that says "Sir! Sir! You can't go in there!! He's in a meeting!!", barrel through his office door, storm up to his desk, looming over him and say "Ok motherfucker!! Give me the god$@$#@$ lawsuit papers to sign right now!!!" as he cowers in his seat crying, saying he has no idea who i am or what i want and has never met Andy Fukkoff. I will then stand straight up, smooth out my briefly crumpled shirt, run my fingers one time through my hair and say "Well all right then" and drive back to my abode.
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Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
A number of you may already know, i got a hilarious email today.....my official reply coming soon....stay tuned
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Day 11 of Lawyer Watch....
Sitting here eating lunch wondering if today is the day i arrive home with a lawsuit in my mailbox or a constable parked at curb, paperwork in hand.
Vegas currently has the odds of the Jacksonville Jaguars winning the Superbowl a bit higher than that happening.
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Andy taking up residence in Forties Friends......empty mailbox here at the homestead......man, i feel like a neglected mofo.
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naughtynnice252: Lemon I can not talk to ana , she chooses to mis understand me
naughtynnice252: i talked about jerry Springer and she though I was talking about her live in
Ok i actually laughed out loud on what i consider the Line of the Day
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Fahntastik: imagine caring about a blog about this room?.. talk about no life,, geez
Yeah.....gosh that's a LOT worse than talking about one's "Punisher" or how they cammed one skank while phoneboning her equally skanky friend. Hell, i am absolutely certain people would MUCH rather hear your old tired pickup lines disguised as "jokes" that you've used the last 15 years in the married rooms than read a stupid blog....right dumbass??? And don't even get me started on that weird, scummy connection you have to Fetsy......one might call you Two Shits in a Pod....seeing as how she loves to talk feces all the time.
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Where have all the lawsuits gone,
Long time passing,
Where have all the lawsuits gone,
Long time ago,
Where have all the lawsuits gone,
Kicked out of Jersey courtrooms, every one,
When will Andy ever learn?
When will Andy ever learn?
This was brought to you by Day 9 of Lawyer Watch
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SXMX Girl: I hope he blogs about me calling it a corn dog
i believe SX was referring to tommy's penis...and she is giving this graduate from the Al Bundy School of Etiquette way too much credit...it's at most a Lil Smokie
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OpticianAndyNj4u: THE LAWYER WHOM I WENT TO SEE THE SHRINK FOR IS FOR TESTIMONY TO KEEP MY GUN LICENSE U IDIOT
Skimmin logs and come across this.....well Uncle Fester, if that is even remotely true, then i will make sure and subpoena that lawyer and that shrink for depositions in your so called lawsuit against me......not sure specifically about Jersey, but i am guessing someone has to be of sound mind to be able to sue someone
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Guess What Day It Is?!? Guess What DAY It IS?!?!?!? Nope, it's not hump day....but it IS Day 8 of Lawyer Watch.....you're probably also trying to guess where this report is headed......that's right! Nowheresville man....
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Crazyguy6664: stop the presses...SPARKY IS GONE
How many times i gotta tell you dumbasses I'M NEVER GONE <says Sparky as his ipod plays "Eye in the Sky" in the background
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Day 7 of Lawyer Watch...
Hmmmmmm, i'm really starting to get the opinion that Andy has lied about all this. Why you ask? BECAUSE NOTHING HAS HAPPENED!!!! Have a nice day, we shall return tomorrow....
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fitsport156: can we, possibly, for one day, at least pretend we like each other?
NO
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OpticianAndyNj4u: DONT SAY THAT RHONDA AND LETS NOT START IN THE ROOM I DONT WANNA GIVE A SHOW FOR THESE JERKS
OpticianAndyNj4u: LETS KEEP OUR TALKS PR=IVATE
after 548 consecutive days of boring all of us to gddamned tears, NOW he wants to go private
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AnaisAnnais: well.. dont call me such.. I am southamerican..
AnaisAnnais: Spanish/French... the word will be cocketish
AnaisAnnais: my spelling is not all that good
The day ana admitted in a roundabout way that she ranked in the bottom ten percentile of all Peruvian nationals that have ever taken the ACT or SAT tests. She still doesn't realize llama is spelled with an extra L.....but that's what one gets when one looks in the mirror all day telling themselves how hot they look instead of cracking the books open.
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trsmiles: i cant iamgine these people work jobs
yeah trs, some of em are even hookers....,,you remember hookers don't you
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Day 6 of Lawyer Watch....
I realize this post is a bit early in the day, but i am going to make a bold prediction........THERE WILL BE NOTHING TO REPORT!!!!! stay tuned in case that changes.....
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Another candidate for Most Fucked Up Observation of the Year....
Puffolino: Gail warned me about this room....
Well puffboy, if you set your standards on what Gail says and what she is all about, then you are as big of a piece of dogshit as she is.....you're not Roofdaddy are ya??
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Brensea: chocolate is always good. And I must have missed your question
Puffolino: Bren we may have a party in AC in Sept...coming?
Puffolino: Hon & I are trying to arrange it
Puffolino: NO TROUBLEMAKERS
lmaooooo@ him inviting the wildebeest....cant you just see him recapping the party afterwards...."and we had hookers and everything!!".....troublemakers arent ok but skanks are huh
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StoryzInMyEyes4U: I had a dream about a babydoll rotating its head 360 degrees last night
The moment skankersore decided she didn't want to meet up, nor ever marry EyeCockAndy for fear she would get knocked up and this would be the spawn
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Brensea: Aol needs an app if someone doesn't type within 5 minutes they get booted
says the whore who parks for hours on end at times then calls someone elses baby ugly....fuckin pig ass hypocrite
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anyone ever notice how Diamond goes thru "aol friends" the way lindsey lohan goes thru dope.....she seems to have a need to always have an ally, then she turns around and knifes them in the back with her words and deeds. And she is getting progressively worse with each cycle....i mean anyone that wants to be pals with crazyhorse has blinders on....maybe its all that fucked up hair getting in her eyes
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Welcome back to another round of Roominations........
So i was watching Tommy earlier once again parroting the same tired slams he always hits the same people with over and over and over again and thought about a segment on Dr Phil where this man was paranoid about his wife cheating on him. She says it never happened and the husband focuses on believing certain errant "facts" to be true and keeps going back to those as his foundation. Dr Phil wasn't buying it of course and said "You think if you say it over and over again it will make it true". That, in a nutshell, explains the likes of Tommy, Andy and Diamond and is also the difference between being mentally ill instead of mentally healthy.
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Welcome to Day 5 of Lawyer Watch
Ok listen up motherfuR#$%#Rs !!!! You won't believe what happened today! NOTHING....ABSOFUCKINLUTELY NOTHING!!! Tune in tomorrow to see the newest developments....
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While i anxiously peek out the window for the mailman or perhaps the constable to deliver the court paperwork from Crack P Ot, Attorney at Law, i suddenly see this from this morning's log....
OpticianAndyNj4u: RHONDA I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO U THIS MORNING I HAVE TO GO AND SEE SOMEONE MY ATTORNEY IS SENDING ME TO AND IM A BIT SCARED
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, is that a fuckin knee slapper or what!!?!?!?
And now i just finished this morning's saga where he pleaded with skankersore to quit making fun of him and being mean to him and of course he left in tears as he headed to what he admitted was a psych office....so i am going to make a prediction.....that within 24-48 hours or so, skankersore or cowpukeken will inform the room that andy is once again in the hospital after another suicide attempt.....this is bad theatre AT IT'S WORST. Hell people, we may not even make it to Day Seven of Lawyer Watch, but the bright side of that will be the affirmation there is no lawyer stupid enough to file that moronic of a lawsuit, even in Jersey.
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Good Evening, it's Day Four of Lawyer Watch (does anyone feel like we're watching a freaky version of Big Brother yet?)
Guess what!!?!??? Guess motherfu$@#$#@$@# what!??!?!?!?!?!??!? There is absolutely NO new developments!!!!! I'm beginning to feel a bit cheated here
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StoryzInMyEyes4U: Im not meeting Andy alone ...thats too dangerous
Dear AOL Powers That Be,
The woman quoted above, better known as Skankersore Smith, is speaking of one OpticianAndyNj4u aka Andrew Fukkoff, whom has stated intent to sue me for defamation of character and slander. He doesn't acknowledge the fact one has to actually have character before it can be defamed, nor the fact it isn't slander if it's true, but i digress. The purpose of this email is to state unequivocally if you even dare to give him or his crackpot lawyer any of my personal information after having seen his own girlfriend publicly declare fear of her own personal safety, then you will have your own lawsuit with which to deal.
Sincerely,
Da 'Plug
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Welcome to Day Three of Lawyer Watch. The news of the day is..........there is no news to report........join us tomorrow for the latest details and thank you for your readership.
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Welcome to THE BOOB PICTURE CONTROVERSY .......
So for those of you who haven't yet heard the news, theres a big thing going on about diamond and her boob pic... she and keith are now saying it was photoshopped. Well diamond and keith there is an easy way to prove it.. send everyone the pre-photo shopped pic, come on , time to put your money where your mouth is....i actually had someone offer to send me said boob pic but i declined for the following reasons....
1. I want to have sex again in this lifetime
2. I want to live to have sex again in this lifetime
3. I enjoy having eyeballs
4. I enjoy having eyeballs that actually see
5. I have seen enough Manatee teats to last me a lifetime
6. I fear it would look too much like my fifth grade teacher Mrs Webster....she looked like one big ugly walking boob (God rest her soul)
7. I also fear it would look like Ron Jeremy's asscheek and seeing that one time in an 80's porn almost made me a Buddhist monk for life
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I would be remiss in my blog duties if i didn't give a little background on what inspired Lawyer Watch for those of you who didn't have the opp to see his rantings....
OpticianAndyNj4u: I WILL INVITE ANY OF YOU FROM THE ROOM TO PARTICIPATE IN THE LAWSUIT ON MY DIME
OpticianAndyNj4u: TONYA IS SOARKY
OpticianAndyNj4u: SPARKY
OpticianAndyNj4u: ALSO ALL THOSE ATHER NAMES
OpticianAndyNj4u: HE POSTED THE PHONE #S OF THE HOSPITAL THAT I WAS IN THE UNPUBLISHED PHONE #S THAT HE WROTE ABOUT IN HIS BLOG HE POSTED IN THE PATCH WITH HIS NAME ANONYMOUS
OpticianAndyNj4u: ALSO POSTED IN PATCH MY FULL NAME MY ADDRESSMY POF ACCOUNT AND ALSO USED THE EXACT SAME TYPE OF LANGUAGE TONYA USES
OpticianAndyNj4u: FUNNY HOW KEN CALLED ME AT THE HOSPITAL AND HE KNOW IT WAS A HOSPITAL IN RED BANK
OpticianAndyNj4u: FUNNY HOW RHONDA CALLED IT TOO
OpticianAndyNj4u: TO\WE CALL TONYA AKA SPARKY BILLY
OpticianAndyNj4u: IF SPARKY IS SMART HE WILL TAKE HIS BLOG DOWN BY MIDNITE HE HAS TO SHOW ME PROOF IT NO LONGER EXISTS
OpticianAndyNj4u: KEEP PLAYIN SPARKY UR A IS MINE
OpticianAndyNj4u: TRS KIM IS SPARKY
OpticianAndyNj4u: I HOPE HE DOESNT IM GONNA HAVE FUN
OpticianAndyNj4u: WELL IM GONNA GO SHOWER HAVE FUN.....KIM AKA TONYA AKA KAT100 AKA SPARKY
OpticianAndyNj4u: BRANDI IS ASLO THE SAME PERSON SPARKY USES MULTIPLE COMPUTERS AND CHATS WITH HIMSELF
OpticianAndyNj4u: I HAVE ALL THE PROOF I NEED
OpticianAndyNj4u: DONT WORRY TRS IT WILL ALL COME OUT ONCE MY ATTORNEY GETS DISCOVERY FROM AOL
OpticianAndyNj4u: READ SPARKYS BLOG YOU WILL ALSO SEE THE SAME STYLE OF WRITING . U WILL ALSO SEE THAT NONE OF THE NAMES SUCH AS TONY , KAT 100, KIM, AND BRANDI ETC ETC ARE NEVER MENTIONED ...MAYBE HE WILL DO IT TODAY
lmaoooooo@ all the proof he needs....man if he was Sgt Friday on Dragnet, they woulda jailed The Beach Boys for the Sharon Tate murders. Also, i am sure many of you SAW SKANKERSORE TELL THE ROOM YESTERDAY that the numbers i posted were for Andy's office....saying she got that info from my blog....yet she had previously claimed they were for the hospital until i outed them being for Andy's office and then she crawfished and suddenly claimed non-involvement.....yet andy claims here that the sore knows they are for the hospital....how can that be one might ask?? well that's what happens when they don't tie up all the loose ends of their plethora of lies and the sore has made a history of washing her hands of the mess once she knows the gig is up.....well bitch...its wayyyyyyy up....and fyi......dont get your hopes all high on thinking this is going to be some big moral victory of you being able to out my info to the room...first off..i am sure there are at least a half dozen people who already have some sort of idea of some of my info....and i said a long time ago....I DON'T CARE. In fact, i will have to be made aware if my info is given to the crackpot lawyer and if it is, i will make sure Sweet gets to post all my info on HER blog before you can post any of it in the room....how's that for deflating your balloon.....bitch
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Today i introduce you all to a new feature of the blog. It's called Lawyer Watch. This will be used to update one and all on Andy's futile efforts to shut me up. We will consider this Day Two, since, well yesterday was Day One of this saga. Today's report amounts to absolutely no news whatsoever. Stay tuned.....
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OpticianAndyNj4u: OMG IM SO HAPPY JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH RHONDA AND SHE TOLD ME I AM VERY IMPORTANT TO HER
well of course andy, i mean without you, she would have to find TWO men with lousy boats, dumpy sofas and tendencies to threaten suicide every 7.65 weeks just to make up for the void you would leave in her purse
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the room had been in a long fight with diamond and karley versus others for at least an hour....and Diamond suddenly leaves......and then brings in what i am guessing is a new or newer name to see what the peeps be saying about her...well i guess she didn't like it much because she left quick.....the name??
LifeIsGoodForMee.........ironic how someone would make that name and be so fucking miserable ALL THE TIME
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OpticianAndyNj4u: RHONDA U CALLIN SOON?
OpticianAndyNj4u: RHONDA?
OpticianAndyNj4u: PLZO:-)
OpticianAndyNj4u: PWEETY PLEASE WITH PIZZA ON TOP
During the discovery process, Andy's "lawyer" decided to research not only the Pier, but also the chat room scene. He created a spying screen name IAmNotARealLawyerButItWillTakeAndyMonthsToFigureThatOut and began to watch the action. Two minutes after having seen the above, he emails Andy to say he is not only dropping the case, but to also send him a Cease and Desist order in an attempt to bar Andy from ever entering a public chatroom again.
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HonBug1113: im just sitting here on elwoods lap
everytime i try to work up just a little bit of empathy for this dumbass, she goes and does shit like this......elwood?!?!?! ELWOOD!!?!?!???? god woman, have just one ounce of class one time in your life please.....you deserve every rude word ever said to you in the room if you are going to be this clueless
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Crazyguy6664: YOU ALL WONDER WHY I DONT COME IN HERE MUCH ANYMORE
Wow frankie, you sure think a lot about yourself....thing is, i got logs upon logs upon logs and i can assure you there are none of those showing anyone wondering why you dont come in the room much......granted, i havent read every line or searched with my fine as wine log search software, but i think what most PROBABLY wonder about is WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO STUPID TO SEND FAKE PICS AND ALSO FAKE PIERCED DICK PICS
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So the moron optician sends me a couple of mails, which at this time remain unopened, that purportedly are his demands that i take down the Pier or else. If i dont do as he says, he is going to sue me. When he saw i hadnt read said emails, he sent to someone else to have them send to me, and i didn't open those either, but i got enough of the gist of what he was saying in the room last night and this morning to know the scoop.
First of all, can i say LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
His whole basis for this is he thinks i am tonya, etc... and that i post on some other website about him. Can't wait for the look on his face when he finds out how wrong he is. Another part of this is his contention that i posted unpublished hospital numbers here on the blog. Well that's not against the law, civil or criminal, but we all know those numbers ring andy's office. Plus the fact his buddy ken and his skankersore are the ones who PUT THOSE NUMBERS IN THE ROOM SO THEY ARE ALREADY PUBLIC RECORD, so sue them you dumbass.
Ok now with that out of my system, Andy, this is my official response to you and your crackpot lawyer wannabe regarding your demands.......
BLOW ME
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Ilikeyouall24 7: no one created a safe room???
ok the stupid crazzy hoe disguising herself as JJ was trying to lag/punt the room and this idiot seemed shocked that no one had setup a "safe" room.....man oh man...i literally died laughing.....a safe room?!?!?? a safe room!!!?!?!??? on AOL????? how fucking ridiculous can people get....hey moron....all you have to do is click iggy on the idiots and the problem goes away....you can try to justify the elitism of private rooms all you want by saying the jj's of the world force it to happen...but that's because most of you get off on the power trip of being in a clique and the worst of you want to be the all hallowed bolt holder because that's really the only power you have in your lives. To treat aol chat as so threatening one has to create a "safe" room would seem to me to be an indicator of someone that can't confront REAL issues in REAL life. Do me a favor dumbass, go change your name to llikeyouallbutone24 7...and make sure i'm the "one"
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I spoke too soon......THIS is the Stupidest Line of the Day.....that's what i get for posting the first one before noon.....
NursieinAZ: SAlty I have all the confidence in the world that honey...I am way too much woman for you...Pics on profile before you bite your tongue
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Now most in the room were theorizing this wasn't actually Teri and i tend to agree...they talked very similarly to CrazzyJJLovinTruckHoe...but regardless of who it is, they were on a rant.....
PrincessTeri333: WHERE IS LEMON?
PrincessTeri333: ONE THING YOU MOTHER FUCKERS WILL FIND OUT THE HARD WAY ABOUT ME IS I WILL NOT TAKE SHIT FROM ANY OF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS
PrincessTeri333: YOU FAT BITCH LADYHOE FUCK OFF SLUT
PrincessTeri333: FAT BITCH YOU TYPED SHIT ABOUT ME LONG AGO BEHIND MY BACK DONT PLAY STUPID THO YOU REALLY ARE STUPID AND FAT AND DESPERATE
PrincessTeri333: YOU SLORE FUCKING NASTY MEN FROM THIS ROOM WHILE BEING MARRIED GO FUCK YOURSELF YA SLOB
PrincessTeri333: NOW WHERE IS THE LIAR LEMONPUSSY
PrincessTeri333: NO I DONT HAVE THAT MOTHER FUCKERS NUMBER
PrincessTeri333: YOU PPL NEED MORE THAN AOL IN YOUR SAD LIVES TO SIT AND MAKE SHIT UP ABOUT PPL CUZ OUT OF JEALOUSY
which eventually ended with what i dub the Stupidest Line of the Day....
PrincessTeri333: I DO NOT CARE WHAT YOU THINK OR HWAT ANY OF YOU THINK..YOU ALL HAVE MENTAL PROBLEMS
You come into a chatroom yelling, demanding your antagonist show his face, making bold chatroom threats that you have ZERO chance of being able to carry out...and you call everyone else mental?????
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Mgdh2: seems to be a lot or replay in here... same old comments ... later
lmao@ the serial room troller calling anyone else repetitive...what's wrong Mg, does this cut into your "where's hubby at" time? If i ever saw an intelligent conversation coming from your keyboard, i would probably pee down my leg from shock
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AnaisAnnais: well.. i can play the tamborine, Matissee... pretty good
wow what an amazing, mind blowing skill you have there ana....the tambourine is one of the most difficult instruments of all time to master and i am in awe of your musical prowess <Mrs Sparky walks by and smacks me upside the head as she tells me to quit being such a smartass
Ok, someone that BRAGS in a chatroom about how good they can play the tambourine has real issues in life....guess what ana, MILLIONS AND MILLIONS ...and maybe even a Carl Sagan-esque BILLIONS...of people in this world have the ability to play the tambourine pretty good.
Speaking of Ana, i found a pic of her and Lisahopkins hanging out with a couple of their pals (its the second picture down)
http://www.northstarranch.net/3288.html
The only thing missing is the sunglasses
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DisClickableMe: you missed his latest whine... He told Rhonda that if she didn't call him, that he was going to cry himself to sleep
there were a few talking about andy and then this.......is it just me or did anyone else picture andy all curled up in a fetal position on a dumpy old bed with dirty sheets in a dumpy old house while "Tears on My Pillow" plays on his ragged out 1965 Magnavox console TV/Stereo
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Brensea: Don't be picking on my twin sister
XxxxG69xxxx: i sent coca Tommy's pic
Puffolino: lol G
SEC TRES: Bre has a twin?
yes, his name is Dee Snyder of Twisted Sister fame
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DrJevago: RHONDA, YOU NEED TO CALL AND COME MOOOOOO DOWN
Maybe skankersore is related to lisahopkins and a "moooooo down" is kinda like a ho down.....can't you just see them bellowing the theme to Hee Haw while dr j yells at them in the background not to talk to andy and informs them court will be in session the next day
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trsmiles: why do people want sex without love
Says the dickwad who got his name and info posted on the web by hookers who outed him for NOT PAYING
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In the category of He Wasn't Speaking to Anyone in Particular So Who Really Gives a Shit......
VIad the EmaiIer: btw, if i pooof, dont think me rude... my internet has been up and down
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The other day, that easygoing dude (well i assume its a he....sorry if i got that wrong!) was telling Diamond he could see her facebook and she and even some others were saying he was fos.....so....i went on a little hunting expedition.....created a fake FB name (omg sacrilege!!!) and searched for kathy....since i know her last name, etc...
So sure enough...i not only found it...but all her info is right there for all to see....hey diamond....that pic of you in the baseball cap posted on may 30? S T U P I D
And for someone who graduated from Lexington Christian Academy, you represent your alma mater P O O R L Y
It looks like you duped some person named Heather Brianne into becoming your FB buddy recently and what the fuck is up with that huge fish pic smack dab in the middle of all those ridiculous di di selfies...is that what you look like with no hair????
Should i go on? Should i name some of the friends on your FB buddy list or are you gonna smarten up and realize easy wasn't fucking with you, they were warning you that anyone could see your info.......dumbass
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I already selected the Dumbest Line of the Month but i think this one could still make the semifinals for the year....
Fetsy4: actually I call my vagina......."fetsy's little happy place for men"
Funny....most people call it the Gates of Mordor
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Brensea: Wonder if we have to wait another 36 years before there is another contender
yanno what the problem with hookers is....especially fake ass hookers? they know just partial facts and then try to sound smart....as if to prove they can do more than spread their bovine legs on command.....hey dumbass...prior to California Chrome, there were TWELVE additional contenders going into Belmont AFTER the last Triple Crown Winner.....god you're dumb
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CrazySlaveXhriss: Y9u are just a fat fairy.. in AOL chat room 24/7
says the winner of the Rosie O'Donnell Truck Driver of the Year Award, whom also happens to have her ass planted in the chat room 24/7
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AnaisAnnais: soon i am gonna go and have some corn... I like my corn raw
"the same way i like my fish"
"then i take the cobs, dip them in paint and roll them around on canvas because i am mmmmm an artist"
"it's the new hairdo rage of the Peruvian selva"
"it's the only way i can sharpen mmmm my fangs"
"and my lettuce cooked, gosh aren't i the quirky one"
"and steamed and boiled and fried and baked and grilled and braised and" (sidenote....ana tried out and was rejected for the part of Bubba in Forrest Gump)
"or as we nonsensical Spanish speakers say, primas maiz"
"and my bunnies boiled" oh wait, says sparky, i am thinking of Diamond.....man i got to quit reading these dumbasses so much, they are all melding into one
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I present the Line of the Week.....
EasyGoing1170: we like you here diamond its like watching that movie with the bunny boiler
Followed by the Dumbest Line of the Month, hell this may make the semifinals for the Dumbest Line of the Year.......
VaChatGuy46: Yeah, SPOKEO is considered malware
By the way rickernest, you and your tos reports can go fuck yourselves you little whiny assed loud mouth punk
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I somewhat often see the room chat drift to "how tall how skinny how young how attractive" type of talk, as if everyone who speaks of some or all of those attributes have some sort of checklist the peeps here have to pass before they become accepted or chased after.....and based on all i see, one would swear 50% or more of the room considers themselves lustworthy material, yanno since they have such high standards for who they want to lust. My guess is the majority of you with such stringent standards would probably fail in at least 2 or 3 of the very categories you demand such adherence to from others, and i am thinking there is a better than average chance most of you never get laid. Have fun 20-30 years from now when most of us are well on our way to being old and wrinkly and the only memories you have to cherish are the all the pics of roomies you collected that were taken in the 1980's and 90's
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Racytalker: Wow! Lots of hostility in here tonight!
just shut the fuck up and get your mouthy ass back to brady bunch.....dipshit....wait, what's that? Brady Bunch doesn't stay open past midnight because everyone in there is on some type of substance or "medication" and can't stay awake?
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AnaisAnnais: but, my Spanish is fine
you better hope it is you fucking llama, because your English blows mmmmmmm donkey chunks.....
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Spectrum141: 22 people here and aonly a few talking
I have never understood the need to come in a room and announce the obvious, like everyone else doesn't have the ability to see it for themselves.........and why it even matters...not to mention this is being a bit judgmental because frankly, unless they were parked for hours on end watching the room, how do they know how many people were talking right before they entered. Do they do this at "real life" parties? Can't you just see them popping into a popular restaurant and saying well gosh damn, 250 people here and only 48 are talking. Do they think that somehow if more than just a few talk that those extra talkers are going to be magically focused on them??? And if they aren't, then once again, why does it matter? It's probably the most useless complaint ever lodged in a chatroom....it's not like their sudden presence is going to change the status quo.....so my suggestion to you dweebs that do this....get a fucking life outside the room if this kind of thing truly bothers you enough to make a comment in the room.
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Cowpie8: been a while since ive been on aol--- 4000 emails hmmm who wants to bet 99% are junk
well with a stupid ass name like that, what do you fucking expect, invites to spend a weekend at the Hamptons?
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What Andy Said (And What the Rest of the Room is Thinking) - Round 2
OpticianAndyNj4u: WHY WONT U TURN UR IMS TO ME RHONDA
because the only thing worse than receiving homicidal email from a nutjob is receiving homicidal ims from a nutjob
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What Andy Said (And What the Rest of the Room is Thinking)
OpticianAndyNj4u: IF U TURNED UR FREAKING IMS ON I WOULDNT NEED TO BE IN HERE
(for the love of all things holy skankersore, turn your stupid im's on so this shithead won't call this home)
OpticianAndyNj4u: I DONT WANNA COME IN HERE
(this coming from the man who uses Bust a Room to get in)
OpticianAndyNj4u: U CAN SET UR IMS UP SO U CAN ONLY RECIEVE THEM FROM PEOPLE U WANT
(For all you know, she already has....for a lowly optician you sure have a hard time seeing things clearly)
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OpticianAndyNj4u: FINE IM GONNA CLICK ALL THE FKN IDIOTS RIGHT NOW AND EVERY DAY
OnlineHost: AnaisAnnais has entered the room
What are the fucking odds this waste of brain matter would come in right after he said this
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SXMX Girl: wtf?? who wants to read a blog written by Andy?
OnlineHost: Usfbull08 has left the room.
Pawsmom0110: its not written by andy
Cocapebbles71: does he do this in between seein patients?
OpticianAndyNj4u: BLOG? I HAVE NO BLOG
OnlineHost: Skidoo600T has entered the room.
Pawsmom0110: it is news in his area he commets
Pawsmom0110: LOL Pebs
Cocapebbles71: < being serious
Cocapebbles71: isnt he an eye doc?
OnlineHost: Diamondgal13 has left the room.
ladyfiona1967: lol@being serious
Pawsmom0110: LOL hes a fraud
OnlineHost: Diamondgal13 has entered the room.
SXMX Girl: so when Rhonda ignores him and he's supposedly committing suicide or in the nut house he's really commenting on other peep's blogs???
Cocapebbles71: i told you i dont know him
OpticianAndyNj4u: BARBARA FOLLOWS ME ALL OVER SCOURING THE INTERNET FOR ANYTHING I DO....SHES A STALKER
Cocapebbles71: ohhh
ok, most would think this post has something to do with what an asshole andy is (he is)....but no....this is my latest edition of my MIND BOGGLE ALERT!!! MIND BOGGLE ALERT!!!.....
read closely at what coca says.....she is either a smug ass liar (thinking people are stupid enough to believe her) or she is denser than karenmca7, lisahopkins(mooooooooo) and elaine COMBINED. She is in here almost every night.....and she expects people to believe she NEVER saw the public outing of Andy when it was revealed he was not really a dr????? Hey bitch, maybe you need to clean the dirt off those windows of the skank bus. If she truly didn't see this over all that time, then that is the sign of a person that is so self-absorbed that no one else matters in life...ever....which might explain why she waits in lines to get on some stupid ass ride for FIVE MOTHE$@#$@$@# HOURS.
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trsmiles: if i was married id only have sex with my wife
trsmiles: i think that would make a marriage strong
lmao @ this....ok did anyone else picture how ludicrous these words are coming out of this slug's mouth....i can see him and future wife all cozied up and the conversation drifts to life before they met...
Dumb Mrsmiles: Honey, i dont want to be real nosy or anything but we sure aren't spring chickens. Did you not ever have anyone you were close to in life before me?
trsmiles: I had occasional flings but i mainly used prostitutes to attend to my needs
Dumb Mrsmiles: OMG, prostitutes???? You PAID women to have sex with you?
trsmiles: PAID?
alternative last line
trsmiles: women?
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the other day when Andy was talking about snapping and people dont wanna see that when it happens (implying he would somehow be a threat to their physical safety....the badass that he is), he also made a comment about how his memory blanks out and he doesn't remember anything till the next day, to which kittyc replied something along the lines of "like a serial killer andy?"....(that almost made the line of the week btw)....so then today he types this...
OpticianAndyNj4u: I TRIED TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MY FRIEND PHIL TODAY I HAVENT SPOKE TO HIM FOR YEARS....I THINK HES DEAD
wonder if ole Phil pissed andy off and he somehow "snapped" and he just doesn't remember putting a couple bullets in him....oh wait....i forgot....all the things he types are fiction just to get a rise out of the room....nevermind
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ok so this RuffleLace "chick" comes in the room and the first word out of her mouth is "Giggle".....she then proceeds to type that same word every second or third sentence as she queries the men in the room about what she might be able to do to intrigue her man enough to do her when he gets home from his trip. A sidenote to this is somewhere along the way she makes the comment about how, other than being blonde, she is pretty smart. Wanna guess what word she ended that sentence with??? Yep, you got it...a mo$#$%#fu@@#@@$ Giggle. By this time i was in tears begging for mercy...i.e...bitch would you just leave the room.....wanna see what her parting comment was?
RuffleLace: Giggles not wanting to hurt him well in a good way maybe Giggles ok must go Bye
Thing is....nowhere in all the chatting she was boring us with, did she ever mention that her other screen name is.....Carsletch.....yanno Carsletch...the dense brick that's been coming in the room for about the last 6 weeks or so.....funny how that never got mentioned........Giggle
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OpticianAndyNj4u: DIS U HAVE NO IDEA HOW I GET WHEN I SNAP DOESNT HAPPEN VERY OFTEN BUT WHEN I DO FORGET IT
Yeah, because threatening suicide and having 5 cop cars (the story later changed to 6) surrounding your house (errrr...i mean your momma's house) and being carted off to a psychiatric hospital (which also apparently doubles as the back office of Andy's Optician business) doesn't count as snapping
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Welcome back to another episode of Roominations.....
I read with some bemusement about the poll results some market research company did in a survey titled Most Hated Man in the United States. As public opinion often does, the winner of said survey is someone who has made themselves more famous in the last 30 days than they ever would have dreamt of being beforehand. As some may have guessed, its that dumbass Clippers owner Donald Sterling(he is the NBA version of EyePukeAndy). Now don't get me wrong here, because i think what he said was stupid, but to hate someone requires some level of emotional investment, however miniscule it may be. I would venture to guess 99.9% of the respondents have never met Sterling and their full knowledge of him and his comments came fully from "news sources". If he thinks the same way his comments make him sound, he isnt someone i would want to know, but to crucify someone for comments they MADE IN THEIR OWN HOME in what they would expect to be a reasonable level of privacy is a bit extreme. To force them to sell their team is about as ridiculous of a solution as it gets. The players have a right to decide if they want to play for someone of that caliber, and i would be supportive of any of them that decided they dont want their paycheck coming from that source, but what really cracked me up is the demographic the survey company chose to poll. Get this....the age range was 1100 people aged 13-49. 13???? 13!?!?!?? 92 % of males aged 13-24 said they hated him most......well DUHHHHHHH.... 92% of males 13-24 hate a LOT OF THINGS and the things at the top of the list change daily you fucking morons. And another thing....part of this whole situation is to express displeasure with someone who we chastise and ridicule for having no tolerance.....well isnt a poll asking what man in this country do you hate the most somewhat REEKING of intolerance????
Ok done with that....so....i am driving home and going down a one lane each way lightly traveled road. Several hundred feet ahead of me i can see a man walking a medium sized dog on one of those retractable leashes on the shoulder in the opposite lane. The closer i get, the more the dog wanders towards the center stripe....a foot at a time....the man seemingly oblivious.....by the time i get to within 50 feet or so and slowed down to 10 mph, the dog is almost clawing to get to the middle of the road and the man is not even really paying attention to that or the fact he has a car coming up behind them. Suddenly, 20 feet away, i have to slow down further because it appeared the dog was going to jump further over to where it would be in my lane. As i did that, the idiot walking the dog finally turns around with a look of shock and surprise that a CAR WOULD ACTUALLY BE DRIVING DOWN A ROAD. Guess what......guess the fuck what......the dipshit was on a go#$@@$$@ mother@#$@$@@#@$ CELLPHONE......its bad enough we have to deal with the dumbasses in their cars that seem to think updating their facebook status (look everyone i am leaving work and driving home!! pay attention to me me me!!) but if one is so connected to their effing phone they cant hang up long enough to walk their dog, then they dont deserve to have a pet. ok i am all vented out and feel 100% better....have a nice evening!!!
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Andy's latest gig is he is supposedly having some surgery soon that will require him to have a caretaker for about a month, so Tonya was laughing at him about how karma is biting him in the ass, so he mentions how much he does for the community in providing free eyeglasses every year.....which results in her comment below which i dub the Line of the Week.....
Tonya 13496945: Andy, you are the biggest philinthropic azzhole I have ever met...You are like Bill gates on crack
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looks like the dumbass who uses his daughter's name for his master screen name is back....lets take a peek at what the moron has to say shall we...
Shady Premise: where's Sparky to chronicle this epic event?
I'm right here you dumbass motherfucker and don't you ever forget it
Shady Premise: Styx - Too Much Time On My Hands - YouTube
Shady Premise: Sparky's theme song
Little River Band - Lonesome Loser - YouTube......Shady Juddge's theme song
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HonBug1113: what you want to talk about nuts
Karley120: hi Nuts
Nuts2UToo: Hi Karley.
HonBug1113: careful you might make the blog
Nuts2UToo: Bug, your topic today
HonBug1113: oh maybe not sparky not here
Karley120: lol Bug
i'm always here bitch, never forget that
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And playing the role of Lassie tonight is........
CrazySlaveXhriss: My Master travels between continents... he is not in the USA yet he is here
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BlackSheerPride: i can respect JjHool i know where they came from
A couple weeks ago i handed out a Rotten Pier award for Most Fucked Up Observation of the Year.....i may have spoke too soon, this is about as fucked up as it gets.....but what can one expect from a guy stupid enough to call Honbug and assume it's something "special"
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Blackmoccasin: get it right
CrazyyWarPony: Black Moccasin is real.. he is really a Brit
CrazyyWarPony: he i a nice guy
Blackmoccasin: british airways
CrazyyWarPony: He is real...
sweetforeveron1: waving @ fake crazyy slave for Jj
Well gee, this is just what i needed to decide what i wanted to believe about blackmocc....a Golden Seal of Approval from the bitch that is crazier and faker than elaine and skankersore COMBINED.
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BabigirlMegz: I hate when people IM me with good evening its creepy
Sometimes someone will make a comment that just dumbfounds me....this is one of those times. I can understand being creeped out if it was based on the person sending the IM....or perhaps if they said it at 9 AM......i might even be empathetic if they said it and then added the words "i'm a vampire" or "welcome to the land of the undead".....but being creeped out by a generally accepted salutation???? What the fuck do you want them to IM with....."sup bitch?"
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SUZISHERE7: i used to have an ex who would bite my feet
is it just me, or did anyone else picture a mangy dog snapping at horse hooves when they read this.....and before anyone says how mean i am, lets be real here.....some dude biting a woman's feet is a bit on the bizarre side.......i wonder if he was a shoe salesman and was trying to find another way to measure women for shoes.......can't you just see it....he is gnawing away and suddenly says "i put you at a 3.5 except in tennis shoes where you're a 4"
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ladyfiona1967: I am surprised that all your spouses havent cut off your nuts for being online flirting with the women
this woman has obviously never met Tommy Ringo.....
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Puffolino: Beth cuz someone is friends with my ex wife & hates me...why I have no idea
Puffolino: u would be surprised
Puffolino: really
Cocapebbles71: i prb would be,, im kinda naive
there is a difference between being naive and completely devoid of functional brain cells.....naivete can be cured with education and life experience..........there isn't enough of either to possibly put you on the road to Cluesville.
By the way, a sidenote to those detractors(and there are several) who claim i edit and twist the meaning of the chats i post here.......kiss my fucking ass....i don't change anything, nor do i take any comments out of context....i put all info on the blog that is relevant to the posts i make so quit making fucking excuses for when someone calls you out on the comments you make. Or here's a thought for you.....say what you mean and quit playing word games and that way the meaning can't be misconstrued.....it's easy to do, when you don't lie.
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The Crappiest Blog Ever Known to Mankind
just thoughts.
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sweetforeveron1: G if u dont like our intelligent convos in here may i suggest Suzi puts u to sleep room >>>>
Take THAT you drama free bitches.....this has to be the Line of the Week
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ok if i'm gonna be fair i guess i need to post another email i got after i posted heavens email....nothing like having opposing views to keep things interesting huh.....
hey sparky ,
She is full of shit. She is so anti Jesus its not funny .. you mention anything about prayer or anything her inner demons come flying out ..
a concern defender of the bible
one thing i love is irony.....and as much as i can appreciate this persons defense of their angle....does anyone else find it ironic that concern defender of the bible used the term full of shit in their mail....i have to admit that made me laugh
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The day Sparky paid off all the geek techs to suddenly get sidetracked on their "improving voice recognition technology" projects.....word on the street is bill gates started a non profit for me to keep the funds flowing
OpticianAndyNj4u: IM LOSING THE ABILTY TO USE MY HANDS
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I know a lot of people don't like what i write (i don't care) but i have always done my best to be fair, balanced with the fact all i have on which to base my comments is what i see typed in the room. Keep in mind, i have never been here to judge people, but i sure can post my views of what they willingly put out in the room. With that being said, if someone wants to have their input on something i have commented about, by all means feel free....so i received an email from heavens about my recent diatribe and in that same interest of fairness, it is posted below.....
Hey Sparky,
I understand your view point on your blog. I really do not care if one is christian. Really, I don't. I didn't explain much about what transpired in the chat room, so I think it deserves an explantion.
When I went into that christian chat room, I went in there to ask questions about the bible, because I enjoy learning about any religion. I didn't go there to rampage. I asked questions about varying points of faith, and when they found out I had no faith, they attacked. Then it just went down hill. The next room I went into, was the same. Mostly zealots.
Yesterday, I found another religious room, and it was so nice. They were accepting of my view point, and I got to ask about their beliefs. It was great. I am planning on going back in there. So, while yes, I was a vulgar bitch in the first 2 chat rooms, it was the complete opposite in the 3rd one.
Just thought you should know, that I am just how I seem. I don't care about any religion, but when somebody is rude to me first, all bets are off.
As always, your opinions are your own. But, I still love the blog.
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LemonGrogger: Zen you said you dont know how to flirt
LemonGrogger: i'm emailing TeachMeToFlirt on your behalf
JoplinMan414: who's flirting?
JoplinMan414: hi Cal
OnlineHost: CalbayviewD has left the room.
LemonGrogger: you may have to travel to older men or 50s room though
zenified3: Please dont do me any favors.
zenified3: I have IMd him
LemonGrogger: i bet that was
LemonGrogger: uh
zenified3: uneventful
LemonGrogger: useful
LemonGrogger: close both start with u and end in ful
zenified3: true
Lol @ uneventful.....well seein as how he is also PapaFlirtz, that's not surprising.....he's one of those who criticizes drama, but never has anything worthy to say.....i also vaguely recall several of the room women saying how he pouts when they don't reply to his IM's.....all in all, if one's ability to speak of interesting topics were equated to grocery store items, he would be toilet paper.....generic toilet paper
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Heavens Gate77: omg jules. i had the most fun today. i went into 2 christian chat rooms and raised holy hell
Heavens Gate77: i had the best time
sweetforeveron1: did they pray for u ?
Heavens Gate77: THEY DI
Heavens Gate77: DID
Heavens Gate77: and said i was going tohell
sweetforeveron1: they shouldnt of said that
Heavens Gate77: i got reported
SXMX Girl: LOL, Gate is gonna get a TOS from God.
Heavens Gate77: ikr!
Heavens Gate77: i saved some of the convo
Heavens Gate77: this person reported me because i asked if he wanted me to sodomize him. lmao
Heavens Gate77: it was bad bad bad
one thing that just irks the fuck out of me is when someone is being hypocritical. I have seen this woman just almost explode when anyone dares to cross some invisible line in regards to her atheistic beliefs. I have no issues with what she chooses to believe, but anytime anyone mentions Christianity and says something she doesn't like, she chews them two or three new assholes with her commentary.
I get the fact people don't want to be preached at and i can confess i have ducked my share of Jehovah's Witness'es ("The owner of the home isn't here, i am just housesitting, so i wouldn't be able to attend your church regularly, but thanks!!"), but if you are going to get pissed at people coming in and speaking of their faith and perhaps you feel they are somehow slamming you at the same time, then why would you go in their rooms to do the same to them??? Maybe you had a particular target or 2 in mind....i can maybe understand that, but what really stands out to me is you dont seem to have any issues with Muslims, Buddhists, Hindus or anyone but Christians. And this part here makes me think you get some sort of sick thrill trying to be as vulgar and obscene as you can to them for shock value.
You get so offended when they make the religious connection to your name, but did it ever occur to you that most people who have never seen you view your screen name as being religious based regardless of how many times you explain what it actually means to the room? Its common sense to view it in that context, even if its a bit presumptive. Like it or not, there are over a billion people in this world of the Christian faith and part of being shown the respect you so vocally demand in regards to your right to not believe in God, is showing them the same respect for their right to do just the opposite. That's also called being a mature adult and since you are a parent, i think you ought to start acting like one.
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BoTee Jr: I'm finding it increasingly difficult to find alliance here online
I pondered what would have been on David Letterman's Top 10 List of reactions to the above comment.......
1. You could always call Putin up and say "Hey Vladimar, wanna take another stroll down AOL lane?"
2. If by increasingly difficult, you mean "has never been remotely possible", then ok.
3. The only 15 lucid seconds he has ever had.
4. You could always call your mom and ask her to get an AOL account and Buddy List you.
5. It could be worse, you could be Andy and THEN look at who would be your so called allies.
6. Send Tommy a few dick pics and after he sidles up to you, suggest you two call yourselves "Butch and Sundance"
7. Drink a 30 pack and then come online and rant about booze and your limp dick, you will have one ally for sure!!
8. Pay a Walmart employee to do it once a week, i'm sure they could use the extra income.
9. You really DO live in mom's basement, don't you.
and number 10. Fuck this list, I'm retiring soon.......
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Was checking some logs to pass the time until the train stopped and saw this from a few weeks ago....and as usual, i couldn't resist giving it the ole Pier spin....
Couldwont: inoc, you live near joe?
InocentPrincesss: yes, supposedly
Joe Jpk 33: Robbi,. what do you mean "supposedling? You know we do
InocentPrincesss: well.....u can say....u live anywhere joe....but yes....lol
Joe Jpk 33: Robbi,. didnt I describe to you where everything is in our neighborhood?
Wellllll joesixpack(the booze not the abs), ANYONE can go to google.com and use their street view maps and describe damn near everything in damn near every hood in the US.....maybe you're just a dumbass and she tested you with questions that couldn't be answered by someone not actually living there....if i were going to determine someone's residential validity, that's what i might do....example below
Spark: Heyyy Joe Dumbass, remember the Johnson's Drugstore that used to be on 5th and Main that got torn down about 10 years ago?
Joe Dumbass: I used to have milkshakes there every morning in the summer before going to my English Lit professor's house to bang her like a screen door
Spark: You lying mo$@$@fu@$@$$@$!!! There was never a Johnson's @ 5th and Main, that's been a strictly residential area for 100 years you two celled amoeba. English Lit...lmfaoooooooooo....you can't read a fuckin STOP sign, much less serious literature
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ERLogistics: Jezus.. I'm starting to think Storyz is more honest then most.
And I present the first Rotten Pier Award for The Most Fucked Up Observation of the Year
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Karley120: Ana i had a little chia.... i had to have her put down...i had her for 17 yrs... her name was Tiadawn.. she is buried in my flower bed
i am sure some will recall that Karley blew a gasket when i broadcast info about her Master Screen Name on the Pier......she eventually claimed the account wasn't even hers, that it belonged to her sister and her sister was pissed off about it all. Now i also recall Karley's age has been reported to be anywhere between early 40's to late 50's. But giving the most benefit of the doubt as possible...lets say she is 42....so let me get this straight....She was approximately 25 when she got the dog....which means she was very likely living on her own or with a spouse etc....So i am also sure some will recall that her master SN is Stiadawn..........Stiadawn.....Tiadawn.....Stiadawn....Tiadawn....Stiadawn....Tiadawn (holy shit i think i am hypnotizing myself.....i need to cut this the fuck out).....so her SISTER creates an AOL account with a master screen name that closely resembles the name of Karley's DOG!?!?!?!?! Really??????? REALLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYY???? YOU LYING PIECE OF HOBAG SHIT YOU!! God you're fucking pathetic.....what cracks me up is you cant even remember the lies you tell.....i bet you hate logs right about now huh......dumbass
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Cocapebbles71: (((((naughty))))))) are we goin to make out eventually tonight,?? this is the third hug from you,, MmmmmmMmmM
How to Destroy Any Man's Lesbian Fantasy in 20 Words or Less (subtitled The Everyman's Guide to Primary Causes For How Cataracts Develop Overnight)
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ok so let me get this straight.....people(and yes i mean several not just one) go to a private room so they won't be blogged about....which is for sure their right to do.....but help me understand the logic.....how is it they can complain about people logging and blogging (they are equally critical of both), yet they have "friends" who are more than willing to copy,paste and share room chat when their name(s) are brought up so they can know what's being said about them when they arent here......how is that any different from logging? or blogging room chat? whats the fucking difference? that's like condemning someone for petty theft as you sign your tax return that you fudged numbers on to get a bigger refund. Say what you want about the Pier, but at least i'm not a fucking hypocrite.
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BlackSheerPride: the thing i like about a laptop i can walk and type at the same time
Cant you just see this guy with this laptop hanging off him like the old cigarette girls that used to sale the cigs from those boxes strapped around their necks. The pathetic thing is seeing how desperate one can get to chat in the room that they would actually walk around like this as they type. I wonder if the fucker can chew gum while he does all this. Oh wait, vampires don't chew gum, nevermind.
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PauIDOM1: ok, ok, enough politics, can we go back to discussing Diamondgal's delicious breasts?
#3 on the Top Ten List of Ways You Can Detect Someone Is Overdosed On Acid
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CherylW9876: http://dr-andrew-falkoff-m-d.hub.biz/ (Keyword to: http://dr-andrew-falkoff-m-d.hub.biz/) Another website with Andy claiming to be a doctor showing his business address same as his home address....what a fraud....fake....liar...
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sweetforeveron1: i could never watch that movie cause im like why dont u pick him up and fling him against a wall he is a doll for christs sake
someone had mentioned the Chuckie doll character....and this reply is the Line of the Week.....amen bitch amen
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i saw someone in the room say people are hiding in a private room because they are scared i will blog about them....i laughed at the absurdity of that if it's even remotely true......being scared of anyone or anything on AOL is like going to confession assuming if you say you're sorry, it means you can do it all over again the next week.....i.e....pointless. Secondly, why the fuck would you even care what i say or think about you? I am just one person on this rock in a remote section of our galaxy and some of what i type is my OPINION based on my viewpoint of the events. I never claimed i am always right....but unlike what some want to suggest, i do not lie....and if it bothers you that much, dont read the fucking blog! If you still have issues, then the only suggestion i have left is during the time you're in the room, dont be an idiot or an asshole or there is a pretty decent chance you will get blogged about at some point, since my tolerance for those type of people is close to nil. Going to a private room night after night with the same dozen faces is like living in long term care wing of the nursing home, where your chances of getting bored to death are just as strong as a demise from other causes. <steeling myself in case i get hate mail from rosie the trailer curtain queen
I guess they havent even considered that when they arent in a chat room, people still will say things about them.. so either way they have no control....OR.. the possibility that sparky is one of them, deflecting by complaining as deflection. Private rooms can be logged too :)
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OpticianAndyNj4u: i have to watch what im eatin i have gained almost 4 pounds this week
dont blame it on the food Andy, i believe it's actually due to all the hot air inside that gargantuan empty space between your ears
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Tommy Ringo 7: I called AOL and gave them Sparky's screen name and his real name
cant you just see this call?......let's peer into the annals of AOL history and imagine....
AOL Rep: Thank you for calling AOL, how can i help you?
Tommy: I need to report an AOL user. He has a blog
AOL Rep: A blog? You're reporting a blog?
Tommy: Yes, he has a lot of info on people, he must have been the one who did all that hacking
AOL Rep: Sir? AOL wasn't actually hacked. The names were cloned to make it appear the mail was from AOL users and there is a possibility that some users could have had their passwords compromised, but in the truest sense of the word, we were not hacked.
Tommy: You say potato, i say french fries. The main reason i am calling you is i have sparkyplug44's real name
AOL Rep: Is that a user on AOL?
Tommy: Yes, he is the one who did all that hacking
AOL Rep: Sir, we already discussed that, how can i help you?
Tommy: I have Sparkyplug44's real name.
AOL Rep: Sir? WE have his real name too, what's your point?
Tommy: I called the FBI, told them he was responsible for hacking AOL, do you want his real name?
AOL Rep: Sir? We already have his real name, we also have his address, phone number, etc just like we have yours if you are an active AOL user.
Tommy: Is this Michael? I have your dick pics.
AOL Rep: Wait, is this Tommy Ringo?
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Pretyest Woman 3: hi room 24 yo blonde hair blue eyes 5'9 135 lbs lookin for guys in nyc area for hookups no strings generous men only $$$$$$$$$$$$ if u cant afford 5k a hour dont im me
Pretyest Woman 3: and if u im me im me with respec tsick of men treating me like trash
Pretyest Woman 3: and abusing me
Pretyest Woman 3: !'
I dialed Aretha up to ask her what this bitch needs to do to get the R E S P E C T she so forcefully demands.....and she said "Tell the skank to buy some string, focus on the person not the wallet and for fucks sake, tell her to quit hanging with Bren the Wildebeest."
One guess i might have is...maybe this is Andy in his new gay phase...can't you just see him and Bren yammering about their hookups....."Dueling Banjos" playing in the background as they try to one up each other on how many dicks they serviced for how much the night before.
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Yumville: Too many chats at once. If anyone wants to chat, IM me. Female in NM.
another idiot that comes in and says the same shit line every time.....my guess is it's a man...but giving the fullest bennie of the doubt, let's say it is a woman.....what kind of man does she think she will get if a chatroom befuddles and confuses her....even HonBug is able to follow conversations in the room...up to a point..... and she can't even be close to tipping the scales into the triple digits on IQ....so this moron might end up with her leftovers.....
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Golphman2001: tonya are your pithy maxims full of enigmatical trucated presidigitation???
I see this moron say this quite often....i cant tell if he is trying to come off as some Bill O'Reilly wannabe or if he actually knows the definitions of the words he is choosing to use.....so i thought i would assist by getting the official defintion for each word as per a quick easy google lookup......yanno...just to be helpful n all.....so based on what i came up with he is saying
Tonya?, are your concise and forcefully expressive statements that express a general truth or rule of conduct full of mysterious, shortened magic tricks performed as entertainment?
dont know about all of you, but i'm thinking this is a prime example of someone trying to be smart sounding that doesn't quite grasp the concept that you actually have to KNOW the definitions of the words you use ( i even helped him out...he typed trucated...he meant truncated...AND there is no definition for the word presidigitation but prestidigitation is a word......if you wanna sound like an Einstein, you might wanna type like an Einstein, Einstein)
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StoryzInMyEyes4U: I agree with snake ....what woman in their right mind would talk to a man with a sn of BoTee jr ? he's obviously trolling for dudes
StoryzInMyEyes4U: right up ole pauls ally
jerzeeeegirl72: is it ironic that the person posing that question cybers andy?
StoryzInMyEyes4U: I dont "cyber" andy .....icky
PauIDOM1: she doesn't cyber Andy, she phone bones him
StoryzInMyEyes4U: we dont phone bone either ..never have
StoryzInMyEyes4U: just because you chicks do that doesnt mean all women do
jerzeeeegirl72: some just troll for used lawn equipment
StoryzInMyEyes4U: Well they shouldnt cyber ...and then they would get NEW lawn equipment like I do
StoryzInMyEyes4U: you dont get gifts for being a bad girl
StoryzInMyEyes4U: only good girls get the good stuff :-*
jerzeeeegirl72: lmao@ a lawnmower being good stuff
PauIDOM1: Right, every woman should get a fkn lawn mower as a gift
StoryzInMyEyes4U: I use it twice a week
jerzeeeegirl72: and $100 gold necklaces from kays
PauIDOM1: not to mention the stuff from Kohls
StoryzInMyEyes4U: Men love to buy me gifts .....shrug
jerzeeeegirl72: we kow, we saw the backround report..except it said "charged" not "gifted"
jerzeeeegirl72: silly police reports
ok so SkankersoresInMyEyes (or alternatively SoreysInMyEyes) get's icked out by the idea of cybering or phoneboning andy, yet accepts gifts from him and says she gets the gifts because she is a "good girl".....yet less than 24 hours before we see this..........
ERLogistics: OMG.. when I saw Storyz on CAM.. she was not covered in anything...
jerzeeeegirl72: right
ladyfiona1967: lmfao
ERLogistics: But it was pretty fast...
So, good girls let lawyer wannabes see them nude on cam briefly? is that how it works? wonder what she got for that? How does that even happen? Is one sitting there and suddenly says "oops , be right back! I forgot to wear a robe, i didn't realize you could see my tits"? I guess she could always say ERL was lying ...i mean everyone saw him deny knowing Gail (i have logs that show different) ...and he is already venturing into the "deny knowing Kate" arena....i think that's what they call rewriting history
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OpticianAndyNj4u: I HELP LOTS OF STRANGERS EVRY MONTH
LadyEdithGreensl: thats good
LadyEdithGreensl: karma will be good to you
OpticianAndyNj4u: I HOPE SO BUT IT HASNR IN 56 YRS
You may be able to fool LadyEdith here, but karma is giving you exactly what you have earned. It's humorous to me that you refuse to see the kind of person you are. You're a lot like Hitler, who thought he was doing the world a favor by exterminating the Jews, which is ironic cuz aren't you jewish? Funny how you crazy fuckers don't have an ounce of empathy for others, but then almost beg for understanding for yourself. Asshole.
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Karen51568: im not a clone -- just dont like taking 20 mins to say hi to all
sweetforeveron1: i still have it .. sweetforeveron*
Karen51568: <<<---- lazy
sweetforeveron1: i never seen karen before
SXMX Girl: me either
sweetforeveron1: karen what room you come from ?
Karen51568: ive been in this room for years -- really sweet
Karen51568: wow
sweetforeveron1: yeah did u have another name ?
Karen51568: wow
Karen51568: im in here DAILY
Karen51568: omg- last time i say hi i guess
Karen51568: this is why i just show up and dont do this "hi " hi hi thing
Ok i checked logs going back 4 years, "karen" began showing up about 2 years and 2 months ago....and has been in the room a total of 69 times......so i present you today with my...................
Definition of a narcissist - Someone that only shows up on the average every 11.64 days and, by her own admission in the room doesn't talk much or like to do the "hi" thing, then acts mortified that no one remembers who the fuck she is....i got a 50 that says this is Karley or her bitch "sister", you know the one that is all pissed at karley for someone(me) saying her real name that Karley initially denied even knowing who that was.....
Speaking of Karley, she also uses a second account tied to the master Screen name ncqueenxox.....and for the last couple weeks she has been room spying under a name DARRLINS9......now call it coincidental if you want, but seems to me Karley is trying to trick some of the room peeps into thinking she is the reg named Darr, who i am pretty sure has had several versions of that name the last 2-3 years. My thinkin is its cuz Darr makes her look like the buffoon she is when she states the logical facts.....what's next karley? ya gonna make a JERZEEEGIRLS9 name too?
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Diamondgal13: frigg sparky and its dumb blog
just as i was about to compliment Courtney Love here on her new hairstyle she has been showing on her facebook, she has to go and type this shit.....fuck off bitch....anyone stupid enough to hook up with "keith" for even one minute deserves all the shit they get
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naughtynnice252: I really dont care who Sparky is, If we dont read him it will go away
wow you really are stupid aren't you....maybe you missed the part where i said i dont do this blog for the room.....i do it for my own reasons and could care less who does and doesn't read it....thing is...it averages 125 UNIQUE hits a day so SOMEONE is reading it and i would venture to guess some of those 125 people are from the room......moron...and trust this.....i won't go away unless I WANT to go away...and that will have nothing to do with the blog and who does or doesn't read it
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OpticianAndyNj4u: RHONDA IS NOT USING ME SHE OFFERS TO PAY ME BACK ALL THE TIME AND I REFUSE
Hey Mr. Disambiguation for Brains....if the "sore" wanted to actually pay you back and had an ounce of sincerity about it, she would have done so already....she "offers" because she knows you will say no. I am not a Star Wars fan, but even i know Yoda said "Do, or do not. There is no try."
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KellyBlue99: I wonder if there is a more intellectual chat room left on AOL?
For the first time ever, Sparkyplug44 was going to argue the point with someone in the room.....and just as my fingers were striking the keyboard to make my stand....i saw this......
HonBug1113: i like dreamin cause dreamin can make you mine i like dreamin closing my eyes and feeling fine
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The details of the first time Andy got committed to a mental health facility for observation...........
Evilone2980: there was a guy that used to sniff butts at a grocery store around here
Evilone2980: they caught him on cam
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Cocapebbles71: i went to Kings Island with a friend
Doinrght: a friend huh... did u ride the BANSHI
Cocapebbles71: Yesssss, we stood in line for 5 hours
ok this has got to be in the top 5 of The Dumbest Things I Have Ever Seen Typed In A Chatroom.....five motherfucking hours in LINE???? for a goddamn ride????? who does this? teenagers maybe...and even then it would be fucking stupid as shit....but a woman (and i use that term loosely since she falls in the same general category as Brensea) of her age???? And she dares to ridicule me for PARKING in a chat room and spending an average of 10-20 minutes a day skimming a log and blogging about it??? lmaooooooooooooooooooo....god my ribs fucking hurt....lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....lmaooooooooooooooooooooo oh god i cant breathe....lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....so based on Kings Island's schedule...she spent FORTY FIVE PERCENT of the time the park is open...standing in line....for one motherfucking ride.....my god i feel 50 IQ points dumber just for reading it
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Brensea: I am 5' 11" 160 lbs. 38d-27-36. Long red hair down to the middle of my back You decide for yourself Marco
see, i told you she was a fucking wildebeest....i have seen the bitch's pics....she has a number of manly features, not the least of which is her gargantuan hands....maybe they are really cloven hooves
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The winner of the Eagle Eye of the Week award is........
darrlin2014: wonder why karleys sister is spying
poisinous snake: darr? who
JSisME: dar which one
darrlin2014: well karley said that stia dawn name was her sister
darrlin2014: sparky wrote about it
darrlin2014: but karleys name is associated with it
so let's review what karley said shall we....
this was her direct quotes from my first log posting about her several weeks ago..
Karley120: im SoftHearted Babe.. for today only.. This name will be deleted today.. i will then have only 2 s/n's.. my Masters and this one
Karley120: SoftHeartedBabe will be deleted today
so she says after that day she will only have the karley name and her master SN, to which i blogged that her master SN was Stiadawn and was related to the Carolyn Sapp name....did everyone get that....Carolyn Sapp....S A P P........ok so THEN she emails me a day or two later saying i shouldn't be posting people's real names....while telling me that the aol account she is on isnt even her account......which contradicts what she said before....THEN she comes in the room a day or 2 after my second blog post and says her sister is mad at her because apparently the Master SN belongs to her sister, not her....and rmember, the master SN is Stiadawn...so....if stiadawn is her sister, Darr's question is very spot on....why would karley's sister be spying in the room....so...i checked logs going back 4 years...and stiadawn has been coming in and spying in married, m1 and m4 since February 2012 about once every 3 weeks on the average. So if that name belongs to karley's sister...what interest would SHE have in the married rooms??? If, as we all suspect, that is Karley USING that name....then what the fuck is she doing using her sister's MASTER SCREEN NAME to spy in chatrooms with if she is so damned fucking worried about her safety and security?? Sounds like Karley is either mind numbingly STUPID or a fat mouthed LIAR...or a bit of both...by the way....just to make sure...did everyone get that name? Carolyn Sapp.....rhymes with rap....gap....slap.....map.......nap (yawn)...lap....flap.....S A P P
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THE DAY SPARKYPLUG44 FELL OUT OF HIS CHAIR......LAUGHING.....UNCONTROLLABLY
OpticianAndyNj4u: CANT U EVER ACT NORMAL BAD BOY
This is like George Hamilton telling someone they get too much sun......Alec Baldwin telling someone to chill the fuck out......Ted Bundy urging someone to get counseling......eh you get the point....no wait wait....this is like Tommy Ringo telling someone they spend too much time on the computer
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to take this opportunity to inform you at long last I have discovered the perfect diet solution. After decades of research, study upon study about obesity and it's causes and a plethora of fad diets, pills and exercise programs have come and gone, it all now seems so simple. Every time you are tempted to eat that cookie, pile an extra portion of mac n cheese on your plate or snag the last slice of pizza, i simply request you come to the Pier and read this.....
Brensea: Come rub against me Wisc and we can generate some heat
Results will be immediate and life changing in a profound way, just make sure and have a barf bag within "quick retch" distance.
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Heavens Gate77: LMAO. did you all know that when you call someone a DORK, it actually means a Whale's penis??
Yes, which is why i call him EyeDorkAndy.......it seems to have more panache than EyeWhale'sPenisAndy
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It seems no matter what else happens or gets talked about in the room.....we always come full circle back to discussion of Elaine and LisaHopkins......
ZigTheFarmer: Two cows were out in a field eating grass. One cow turns to the other cow and says, "Moooooo!" "Hey", the other cow replies.... "I was just about to say the same thing!"
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Tommy Ringo 7: JS... it seems like you, JP and kara are the only ones that talk about dicks, may we call you guys the 3 amigo's
this from the guy who had the image of Michael's dick tattoo'ed on his beergut so he could have something to whack off to since his wife wont let him look at porn
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Bigcowboyken: some get boils on there hiney tommy
and others have boils on their head <namely one BigLisaHopkinsboyken>...somebody lance that fucker!
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trsmiles: i thought she was beth
Doinrght: mmmmm great pegggy
HonBug1113: take the 8 ball yallie
Doinrght: my FANNIE PACK
Cocapebbles71: thats what you get for thinkin smiles
trsmiles: maybe there is a reason
Tommy Ringo 7: Beth, ( not real name ) I wont post it in here
Doinrght: so see if its real?
peggybrundig1818: lol hon
Doinrght: the real deal fanny pack?
sweetforeveron1: aww trs .. cute poem ty
Cocapebbles71: im tellin you to post it here
trsmiles: 'maybe the hubby would kick her out if he knew
Evilone2980: my real name is lupita
trsmiles: who knows'
Evilone2980: lmao
Doinrght: there u are Evil
Doinrght: dang i missed ya
Evilone2980: liar lol
trsmiles: tommy is hardly ever wrong
Cocapebbles71: smiles i think that you should watch yourself,, I have a few things on you,, maybe keep your commnets to yourself
Tommy Ringo 7: Terry--I know
Evilone2980: i was watching the end of my baseball game
ladyfiona1967: he wont post it because he has no idea what he is talking about..lol
Cocapebbles71: dont start on me,,, youre a fake
Cocapebbles71: rightmichelle
sweetforeveron1: gasp @ fake
trsmiles: tommy even knew when i missed church service
trsmiles: hes that good
Tommy Ringo 7: Terry---if you want to know anything, ask ladyfi
trsmiles: true
Cocapebbles71: better get your friend ,, before he gets personal info pulled out on him
trsmiles: chelle dont lie
Cocapebbles71: smiles,,, go get on your dating sites
Cocapebbles71: the gay ones
trsmiles: is beth mad at me'
trsmiles: beth dont be mean
trsmiles: woww
Tommy Ringo 7: she will dig crap up on you, hell, she told people I lived in Ringgold, Ga, or was that Michael?
Cocapebbles71: beth has never liked you honeslty
Cocapebbles71: wait im not beth
Cocapebbles71: whoever i am
trsmiles: she forgot who she is
ladyfiona1967: Told you had some bish in you girl
trsmiles: smh
Cocapebbles71: lol
Cocapebbles71: shhh
sweetforeveron1: beth is martha stewart
trsmiles: lol
Tommy Ringo 7: Chelle---was that you or M?
trsmiles: hahaha'
Cocapebbles71: < knew that , had to keep it under wraps
ladyfiona1967: Doin how are you doll?
Cocapebbles71: lol julie,, i can be
trsmiles: tommy when the sunsets you can trust julie'
trsmiles: just saying
Doinrght: well im tryn to go seem them when they play the reds soon
trsmiles: beth is being bad
Cocapebbles71: lol @ smiles,, hes soo funny brining his fake self in here
Evilone2980: awesome
Tommy Ringo 7: Terry? my only mistake with Chelle was: I was old, you have to be 20--25 with her
Cocapebbles71: tells all the girls (that he THINKS ) he might have a chance with how pretty they are tec,, makes me puke
wow....irony abounds in the month of april......coca goes after people in the room....i do it in a blog.....we match! who woulda thunk....
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What he said.....
mogolf64: if you aren't a regular...you are stuck......and now one eill chat with you
mogolf64: yes.......but you can't get in........no one will chat with you
mogolf64: and by chat i mean talk
What he meant........
mogolf64: i am getting damn sick and tired of im'ng half the women in here and not getting opportunities to get my rocks off....for fucks sake what's a man gotta do to get some action....i even pretend to want innocent chat and still it makes no fucking difference....this is what i get for focusing on AOL more than Yahoo....by God a man has needs!! needs i tell ya!! Wait....Brensea just got here.....score!!!!
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In the Irony is Stranger than Fiction Moment of the Month, I present......
Brensea: Do men really have sex with lambs?
Couldwont: bren, some men will put their weiners in any available hole
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OpticianAndyNj4u: I DONT TALK DIRTY TO WOMEN LIKE MOST OF U GUYS DO
You mean under this name Andy, right? Because i got logs and more logs where you make your even slimier pervert names and you go trolling for any woman between 18-45 and i'm guessin on the 18 side, you probably wouldn't be checking ID you creepy fucking slug
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The line of the week......
michael381983: I got to take Julie for a walk, be back after she does her business. YES I named my dog after my sister
i couldn't stop laughing for a few minutes trying to picture what kinda dog it is....thing is, julie does all her biz in the room
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What a normal person might say if they wanted to brag about having a Bluetooth headset for their cellphone (most normal people don't actually brag about this because they realize it's a very common gadget tens of millions of people own in this country).......
"Hey Jack, check out my new Bluetooth. Man this thing has great range and some cool new features"
What a moron says when they want to brag about having a Bluetooth headset for their cellphone....
OpticianAndyNj4u: IM GONNA TAKE A NAP MY EAR IS HURTING FOM THE WIRELESS BLUETOOTH FROM TALKIN TO RHONDA FOR AN HR
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HonBug1113: I am gonna make a private room for all us misfits and keep the trouble makers out
Good luck with that Rosie Jr.....don't forget to take those sleazebag men that seem to be drawn to you like flies on cowshit
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People often wonder aloud why i make fun of this room and some of it's occupants.....
TMetzinger: roses are red violets are blue
TMetzinger: your boobs are ginormous
TMetzinger: that's why I like you
If you are one of those peeps, read this however many times it takes for you to answer your own question because this is stupidity in it's truest form
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when they came up with the adage "when life gives you lemons, make lemonade" i dont think they were imagining this bonehead could ever exist...
Diamondgal13: she still calls and ims and shouts out in room for him even i wasn't that bad
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The winner of the Lightbulb Moment of the Week Award goes to.........
zenified3: the thing i never could figure out was how was he in law school and here all the time
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ok so my previous post was a bit subtle....i dont do subtle very well.....so lets get a bit more blunt shall we......
Can you hear the anguished cries of another fake pic ass mofo whining like a little bitch because he got busted?!?!?! I CAN!!
Crazyguy6664: everyone LOVES to hid.... no one wants to speak the truth... id love to know why people care to know soooo much about others but do not KNOW the real truth
The TRUTH is you sent that stupid 20 year old fake pic for the last 10 years and someone finally nailed you for being a stupid fat mouthed liar
Crazyguy6664: i want to meet my accuser face to face
Why, what ya gonna do, beat them with that putrid pierced dick of yours?? oh wait..i forgot, you got busted for THAT being a fake pic a year ago.....
Crazyguy6664: julie... if the truth be told... michelle found the facebook stuff before... the account nis not me however it is me... it is what was set yp for me... things you dont know...
Ok laugh attack!! laugh attack!! Let me get this straight....someone else set up a facebook account FOR you, but the account isnt you? or the pic of the guy in the pink yamulka isnt you? cuz, well....yanno..that pic dont look anything like the one you been sending out for 10 years moron
MY REAL QUESTION IS when are we gonna get to the part where your phone number was posted in the room and it isnt for boston, but IS for the same area of Georgia that Tommy Ringo is from.....you wouldn't happen to be tommy would ya frankie??? fat ugly tommy ringo?
Crazyguy6664: julie i like you just fine... i however think that you should not be blogging about this room... just stirs up trouble... just like this trouble with half truths not all factual and people hiding behind FAKE SCREEN NAMES
ok this is RICH! a guy who is BUSTED for using FAKE PICS wants people to stop blogging about the room because it stirs up trouble....and only hallf truths being known......and he slams people using fake screen names....but somehow neglects to ever mention he uses FAKE PICS....wow....what kinda half assed reasoning is that?!?!??
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FRANK Scheinen from BOSTON, who is JEWISH is wearing a pink yamulka, and apparently he works for a JEWELER.........
FRANK Scheinen from BOSTON, who is JEWISH is wearing a pink yamulka, and apparently he works for a JEWELER.........
FRANK Scheinen from BOSTON, who is JEWISH is wearing a pink yamulka, and apparently he works for a JEWELER.........
FRANK...BOSTON......JEWISH.....JEWELER.........
one can find a lot of interesting things on FACEBOOK.....not me per se......but some do
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karacookie777: I am dovorced twice, so the morale of the story is, don't marry every guy who take u to dinner
first off, the term fitting this is moral, not morale, which explains why you have a stupid name like this....secondly, the MORAL of the story is one should never take marriage advice from someone who has been divorced twice, because they apparently don't learn from their mistakes
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i am still cracking up about karley's melodramatic remark about how putting someone's name on a blog can get them killed.....i wanna ask the bitch how she feels about phonebooks....yanno those 2 inch thick monstrosities left on one's doorstep several times a year....think of all the peoples names in that book in every city across the country and the ramifications of her comment....man that would be mass casualty city in her weird world....think about how that would extend to other aspects of life....going through school as a kid, you would know your teachers as Teacher K, Teacher 1, Teacher 2...all the way through high school....good ole teachers 12-A, 12-C and 12-D, but teacher !2-B and 12-E were total assholes. Don't even get me started on college or post grad......
Imagine the voter fraud that would take place....or how you might be treated when you submit your voter registration card at the polling place....
Election Official: Sir, our records show you already voted
Voter #12109: i think you have me confused with Voter #12108 dickwad
Imagine pulling up to the local burger drive thru...
"Hello my name is Cashier 3, how can i help you"
"Yes i need a #4 combo with curly fries and large diet coke"
then you get to the payment window and hand them your credit card with your name covered up with masking tape for anonymity's sake....can't you just see if they had a new kid working there...
"Hello my name is Karen, welcome to Burger Box, how can i help you"
and then in the background you hear someone yell "oh my fucking God, she said her name!?!?!? oh god, what the fuck? lock the doors, someone is gonna come after us!!! arrrrghhhhhhhhh!!!"
Karen, on the verge of tears, calls her parents and apologizes for publicizing her name, because indirectly she has given these people Karley seems to worry about a clue about who they are....
Admittedly, all of the above is totally surreal....but so is someone emailing you and telling you the email account they are emailing you from isn't them even though they say their name is Karley and the account from which they mail starts with the letters K A R L E Y
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ok in all interests of fairness....and because it allows me a chance to be a smartass yet again, i received three emails in a row from karley....i will paste each mail's content along with the thoughts that crossed my mind upon reading....
$$$$$$ first email$$$$$$$$
will you IM me
no....no way....no fucking way......as Nancy Reagan opined, just say no....so...the answer is....NO. obviously, despite the fact you subsequently claimed you read the Pier, you don't read it close enough....so one more time....i do not reply to emails....and i don't im with anyone but one....and you aren't her....don't ask again....you know why? cuz i'll say NO....now shut the fuck up
$$$$$$ second mail $$$$$$$$$
My name is not Carolyn Sapp. This is not even my Account.. I know you probably dont believe me, but my name is Karley.. Now put that on your IDOIT page... You got some good reading there... I enjoyed it very much....
Ok so you are not Karley? you emailed me from your karley120 account and say it isn't your account?? is this a sneaky way of being able to say YOU aren't Carolyn but since you aren't Karley you can say that with clear conscience? or do you think i'm some kind of IDOIT?? cuz....well you called me one yanno.....you're one of those that crack me up that the very word you want to use to describe my dumbness, you spell wrong....you oxymoron you. Besides, if you aren't really Carolyn, then why would you want to correct that misperception for someone who PUBLICALLY BLOGS!?!?!? Wouldn't it have been much better deflection had you chuckled to yourself while you petted your smelly pet ferret and said "you just keep thinking that sparky". And lmao @ your use of the past tense of enjoy...as if telling me subliminally that you will no longer read the blog is supposed to somehow fuck my world up. I do this blog for reasons you will never understand, and you aren't that reason, so move on and take your shadow to someone elses doorstep.....bitch.
$$$$$$$$$$$$ Third and Final email$$$$$$$$$$$$
Sparky, i dont know what kinda person you are, but you really shouldn't put people whole name on that blog.. That is a good way for someone to get killed....
You don't have to know what kind of person i am....the quality of my character, integrity, et al should never be a concern of yours....but i am curious, why would you care that i put the Carolyn name on the blog if it isn't you? Is this Sapp chick in some trouble with the mob or something? You worried they're gonna track her down because they now know Karley120 is Carolyn Sapp, whom you have already said in the second email isn't you!?!? Why would you care....but whoever Sapp is, should get it through her thick skull that first off....i never did any research on her...the info was sent to me....secondly that info was on PUBLIC WEB SITES....are you seeing the pattern here dumbass? If you don't want Carolyn's info on PUBLIC WEB SITES, i highly suggest you email her and tell her to quit being a dumbass....oh wait....i guess that would mean you would have to email her from her own aol account...the one you used to send me those mails....how weird...why would this woman you don't know allow you to use her aol account.....unless ....well....did you hack her? Does your other SN start with Isleuf??? :)
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DisClickableMe: I didn't say that 5 guys doesn't make a good burger, but for 26 bucks, I should have at least gotten a hand job in the back room.
if bren workded there you would have, Dis <<<< i cant take credit for this one, my friend said it, she has lightning quick wit and i almost choked on my water
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the room was in full frontal assault mode with tommy and his stupid whiny fucking repetitive bullshit comments and his height became a part of the disses....so without further adieu, i give you the Line of the Week....
jerzeeegirl72: lol dis, i asked him today..oompa loompa do ba dee do, who can you threaten at five foot 2?
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ISLEMAN17: flona im from ny im 6ft 1
ladyfiona1967: how old are you?
ladyfiona1967: are you married?
ladyfiona1967: have any kids?
ISLEMAN17: 42 flona im me
Bigcowboyken: isleman the other day you saidyou were 40 which is it
ok is this dickwad ken actually calling out someone else for lying????!?!?!!??? hey pieceofshitken, you got a LOT of sweeping of your own porch to do before you can even dare to venture in this territory.....you're as big a liar as andy and just about as ugly.....the only difference between the two of you is a couple points on the IQ scale .....LOW on the scale
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It cracks me up that not even 12 hours after my post about Andy's number, that skankersore feigned ignorance about it, then claimed he lied to her too......then andy is yelling that it is the number to the hospital and not his office and yelling for her to call it....she refuses to call it but suddenly believes him.....it doesn't matter that Sallty also said he called it and that i was right.....but let me be perfectly clear....the person who answered the phone yesterday never said "Thank you for calling Andrew Fukoffs office"...what they said is he was at lunch and would be back in 30 minutes....so if it really is the hospital, then andy either LIVES there or WORKS there....he has already said he doesn't work there so by process of elimination, he must LIVE there or he is lying yet again and it's his OFFICE. The other thing he didn't speak to is, why in hell would i post a number THAT ANYONE CAN CALL if i was going to lie about what was said???? MORONS....dont forget..this is the same guy who lied for a year about being a doctor
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I'm sure most remember the total bullshit scene from the room almost 2 weeks ago when dr jevago supposedly called the cops on andy for him talking about using a police dummy as a target on target practice. The fake ass story was that they carted him off to the mental hospital and committed him for observation for four days. I didn't comment on it at the time because i knew it was the latest in the round of suck ass theatrical productions with which they think they are faking the room out. However, on that weekend, during his supposed confinement, skankersore posted what she said was the number to the hospital....then cowpuke ken supposedly tried to call it....it didn't go through for some reason so then she posted a second number...ken says he called it and that the hospital staff member had to go get Andy to get on the phone and he supposedly talked to him for several minutes and reported back to the room how andy was doing blah blah blah bulllshit blah fucking blahblahblahshit.
So...on that Sunday, the supposed third day of his confinement.....i called that number....and i asked if Andrew Fukkoff was there and the woman who answered seemed surprised, but i could hear her telling someone nearby "it's for you". This man gets on the phone and i asked if he was Andrew Fukkoff and he said yes and i said "are you aware there are a bunch of people in a chat room talking about how you're locked up in a mental ward and making fun of your situation?". Now i dont know about any of you, but if someone called me out of the blue saying that, the very first thing i would ask is what chat room? No, not ole andy....he suddenly sounded a bit terse and demanded to know who i was and i laughed at him and said it doesn't matter, i just thought you might want to know you're being dissed.
Soooooooooo fast forward to today....ten days later.....andy has supposedly been out of the hospital for over a week.....i called the same number.....and when the person answered i said i would like to speak to andrew fukkoff please. "Sir, he cant come to the phone right now, he just went to lunch, but he will be back in about 30 minutes if you would like to call back". Now imagine that....a mental hospital that not only knows andys lunch schedule, but its so homey for him that he must park there every day for various purposes , including receiving phone calls! So, bottom line.....this is one of his office phone numbers.....so....what this really means is on the third of his four days of so called confinement....ole andy was NOT IN THE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING HOSPITAL. What this also means is skankersore is a total bullshit liar....cowpuke ken is a total bullshit liar and they are totally clueless about covering their tracks........but we all already knew that right???
By the way, the phone numbers skankersore posted for anyone who didn't see them are.....732-345-2073 and 732-345-2074
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i am sitting here CRACKING UP at IsleufView and how he doesn't realize anyone other than the couple of peeps he has told knows he is RealSlow. Nice to see you back in the room,larry. but why the new name and who do you think you are fooling.. I mean isleufview.. its one of your many names I know......shall I list them? This is the one who said he collects many of his women pics by slinking sneakily into the computers of women who allow his IM's (the slinking part isn't slander, he has said it in the room back in the day when he would "brag" about having 30,000...then 40,000, then 50,000 pics and i have the logs to prove it.....i mean dannnnnnng larry, look at your bad ass 71 year old self pic hoin with those computer savvy skills of yours). Thing is, that woulda been about the only way he could have collected that many because to receive those via email would have required him to be receiving and saving 200-300 pics a day and many of those years was dialup. Then the whole thing with Chantelle where she said he told her he was a warlock and could get into her dreams through astral projection.....Tarana alluded to that as well .....i had my own dannnnnnng moment when i seen that shit......thing is other peeps are smart too and we have our ways to know shit too....so as you sit there and sip that pepsi of yours, ponder that......but dont sit here too long, everyone knows you need to go mow.
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Brensea: I never read it, but I hear I make it quite often
Brensea: Gives him something to write about, occupy's his lonely life
I'm thinking bren likes to embellish everything about her life....although i am not sure why lying about being a hooker is something she would use to embellish...unless of course it's because in her real life she can't even get laid......but speaking to this here....bren, you need to quit lying.....quite often is way of an overstatement...and frankly you are hardly worth my effort...in fact, this is over 400 keystrokes i will never get back in my life....however...i digress and since YOU can't shut your yapper about ME....i am going to share with all an email i got last week...... everything below was what was sent to me......
i was looking for something on pinterest with a neighbor, and by complete accident came across something...this pic of this woman, is the pic bren sends out as her (bren as we know, is a cashier that gives handies in back of the hardware store in pa)..but this chick is an architect in seattle...
Brenda Demaline on Pinterest
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OpticianAndy4u: GODD AFTERNOON ALL MY FRIENDS
Ukcats37: Everyone duck Andy has a gun !!
Ukcats37: ~Crawls under desk~
The Line of the Day is actually a two liner....namely the last two lines above
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HollowWnd: what is eggs benedict?
first it was popcorn balls....now this!?!??!! someone get this dumb bitch FOODTV or at minimum a fucking cookbook.....otherwise i can feel a "what is prime rib?" coming on soon...
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OpticianAndy4u: WE\SHOULD NEVER FIGHT AT LEAST NOT IN HERE BECAUSE THESE IDITS THRIVE ON IT
The Definition of an Idiot - Someone whom, when attempting to diss a person or group of persons, can't spell the word correctly with which they are trying to diss.
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Karley120: im SoftHearted Babe.. for today only.. This name will be deleted
today.. i will then have only 2 s/n's.. my Masters and this one
Karley120: SoftHeartedBabe will be deleted today
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oh man.....this cracks me the fuck up....this dumbass then goes on to say how she fell for Keith....yanno the slimebag that diamond go all strung out on to the point that when she quit pining for him, not only did her spirit wilt....so did her hair (it looks better that way tho)......however ....i do have a question here for karley....so when you say you will only have 2 screen names...does that also mean you got rid of the msforever, southerngirlee and several others you have used.....you do know people can check your stiadawn master SN and connect it to the other names you use right? and that internet searches say you are Carolyn Sapp from north carolina and ole carolyn is in her 60's.....you really need to think these things through....or get a second aol account before u go sending money to yet another aol boy
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Crazyguy6664: you are so right michael... and yet you are the one thats upset... i wonder why??? IT HAS AND HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU... SHE LIKED ME .... NOTHING MORE NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT AND LET IT GO YYOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT
Crazyguy6664: yes babz... michael thinks i sent my cock pic to a girl that we were both going after.... unsolicited... which in that particular case she asked to see the hardware... so i sent... she didn't want to tell micheal she asked for it. <==== this was like the second time he said this....like people dont know how to read.......for someone that claims he wants no part of room drama, this moron sure does all he can to be a part of it.....guess what happens when you help create drama? YOU GET BLOGGED ABOUT ASSHOLE
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ok so i was skimming a few logs i missed last month and i see this....
naughtynnice252: Sparky saids many things that are not true
at first when i saw this very first line.....i had actually typed out my initial reaction--->..well bitch, why don't you tell everyone one single lie i have ever said about anyone.......name just one. If you're going to open your stupid cocker spaniel on steroids yapper, then back it up you stupid fuck....i have never said anything that could remotely be called a lie.....unless you're referring to the imagination bubbles where i do fake convos with some of the morons in the room.....if you are too dumb to get that those are not real, then i suggest you read the sign at the entry to the Pier and follow the g#%#$#$#$#$ mother$$#$#$#$ instructions!! Oh yeah...wait a minute...i forgot....you're the dumbass that thinks just because the link to the Pier disappears off my lifestream, that it means the Pier isnt working....sweetfor or ladyfi even tried explaining to you that the Pier has no relation to AOL whatsoever, except for the link pasted to the lifestream.....god, i thought one cell amoeba's could only be seen under a microscope, but HERE YOU ARE
then i saw the rest of the convo a bit lower down.....
Heavens Gate77: naughty, what are you talking about, with sparky??
naughtynnice252: Heaven just said he dont get it all right at times
Heavens Gate77: okee doke naughty. i was wondering if you had any examples
naughtynnice252: well he called me ugly
man oh man......so let me get this straight....if someone doesn't agree that you are attractive, then they are a liar???? so if someone calls you a bitch and you think you're the sweetest woman that ever existed on the planet, does that make them a liar? if someone says you're an egotistical waste of air, i am sure you would disagree with that as well, so gee whillikers i guess we got another lie on our hands!! well simpleton, all of the above are what is normally referred to as opinions, namely MY opinions. And i'm guessing more people would agree with my opinions than with your very extreme opinions of your own self.....but your opinions of yourself don't make you a liar, they simply make you WRONG
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Dixie9500: I could tell a VERY interesting story but I think I'll keep it to myself!
Dixie9500: Naaaa, I dont want to bring the innocent into the drama
# 3 on the Top 10 List of How To Be The Most Attention Needy Person In The Room On A Mundane Sunday Afternoon - Imply you know some "big" secret room info and then laughingly scoff at the ignorant common folk who can only wish they had the connections you have.
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I wanted to take a moment here to dedicate a song to Anais......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NJbRF4CgAA
for those of you who don't want to go to the link....its a song by Tool called Ticks and Leeches.....they also have a song in honor of Bren....its called Hooker With a Penis......rock on bitches
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Tommy Ringo 7: I would not order a coke there, must less a sandwich
Tommy, they wouldn't allow you in there....their sign clearly reads "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Shitheads"
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sweetforeveron1: tommy u dont intimidate anyone little hitler
And here is the quote of the day .......i'm thinking his autobiography would be titled Mein Krapf
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Cocapebbles71: tommy i dont really care what ppl say on here about me,, reason why you shouldnt either,, about me anyway
Heavens Gate77: cait, then sorry, i cant make you see then
Cocapebbles71: worry about tommy
FireJms246: hes jelly beth
Tommy Ringo 7: Beth? if that is your name?
Cocapebbles71: they can think im black , white, green, or purple, I DONT CARE
well look at the hypocrite....she slams me and says why do you blog about me if you don't care.....then turns around and says this....well bitch...if you dont care what people say about you, then why is it every time someone has you read the Pier, you look like you're gonna pop a dozen veins in your forehead as you go on a rabid, foaming at the mouth diatribe about why i blog........dumbass
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yanno, i could tell coca and typoqueenmark were two peas in a pod.....they both lead dull lives and get all of their life thrills trying to hook up with room peeps.....and one thing they also share is a profound sense of sheer stupidity. Listen up you mind numbingly dense as a black hole fuckbags.....the WHOLE PURPOSE OF LOGGING IS SO ONE DOESNT HAVE TO SIT AT THE COMPUTER AND READ. That means i actually have a real life outside of aol (yes typo, unlike you) and it also means i dont read every line....i have software that i can put in keywords to find very very quickly and then if i want to skim the log that might take me 20 min if that long.....so the dim bulb remarks you make about my lack of a life and what i spend my time doing are EXACTLY OPPOSITE OF REALITY. But then again, with you two, that isn't surprising....you both fancy yourselves as having a lot to offer to the opposite sex....and that is also EXACTLY OPPOSITE OF REALITY..
Don't confuse my desire to point out the stupidity and skeeviness of the room with emotional investment.....when i say i dont care....i dont.....but its fun to show how dumb you are to whomever likes to read the Pier
And to you Coca, i say this.....i put u on the same level as kd aka the piglet....i recall you laughing at some of the stuff i said about her on the blog (even though you claim not to read it) yet you are just as bad, if not worse....so if she is the piglet, you are the sow......so now we have a piglet, a sow....and a cow. i have never seen one intelligent convo come out of your mouth...you are either doing stupid "flirt" banter with one of the men or talking about your recent visit to the water park.....and guess what....no one cares
and one last thing.....if you and "The jeff" were married, the sign on your door would say The idiots
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OnlineHost: Gal in Raleigh has entered the room.
Brensea: What do you do?
Matissee: gm gal
Brensea: flirting again darling?
Gal in Raleigh: good mor ning mat and sub, what a beautiful day isn't it
Matissee: me no way dont know how
Brensea: liar
Matissee: if you like snow it is gal
MyCheriAmour: lol Mat shhhhh I wont tell
Matissee: lol goodie
Matissee: secrets safe with you
Gal in Raleigh: i do like sno and i am glad we got some this year, but its already 62 here
Matissee: lol gal
Matissee: zero here tonight
MyCheriAmour: uuuhuhhh kuntry gurls dont tell secrets lol
Gal in Raleigh: oh gosh
Matissee: makes note of that cheri
MyCheriAmour: lol Mat
Brensea: I will know. He will be worn out by the time he gets home
let's see.....a hooker that gets tweaked that her online slimeball is flirting in the room.....now that's what i call irony.....cant you just imagine if they were together in real life.....matis comes home....walks in on Bren servicing some other slimeball...and says
"Fucking again darling?"
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OnlineHost: *** You are in "Romance - Married". ***
OnlineHost: Check out AOL Personals for more on Relationships & Love.
Brensea: That's a first. Sparky left the room
OnlineHost: Jacob5553 has left the room.
OnlineHost: BigHeart1999 has entered the room.
Brensea: How will he blog about us?
Ssrun54: hi i'm steve 59 ny lieks chat and pics :)
how can it be a first when the bitch has said this at least 5 other times when i have rebooted...just goes to show you stupid hookers can't count...no wonder her pimp got all her money
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TotinCollectible: ok ladies have a question for u.. well i guess guys can answer too.... my husband woke up this morning and I guess he had a exciting dream if you know what i mean.. well he wanted"some" and I was wayy tired. so i said cant u do it
TotinCollectible: yourself today... he got mad... is that wrong?
No, what's wrong is the fact you come into a room full of strangers as you divulge personal intimate details about your marriage and actually want said strangers to give you real advice. I'm betting if your hub saw this, he would throw your computer out the window for this stupidity. Unless you did it to get im's from the slugs in here that call themselves men.....
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ladyfiona1967: Darr*** Fhan tosed me...lmao
ladyfiona1967: Hey Bren
ladyfiona1967: Man-DEEEEEE
darrlin2014: mandi**************
Don Holmes 62649: in my opinion giving up cigarettes is worth more to a person than a college education
OnlineHost: Alindsay757 has entered the room.
darrlin2014: he did? what for?
OnlineHost: PSA947 has left the room.
ladyfiona1967: cussin him out last night
Brensea: I only smoke weed
ladyfiona1967: oh and the night before
darrlin2014: wow
OnlineHost: Alindsay757 has left the room.
ladyfiona1967: sissy boy
well well well....if i recollect properly (and if i don't i can always check the logs), Fahn has always called people assholes that tos....looks like the fuckwad is a hypocrite.....sissy boy is a bit too kind....more like pussy
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AnaisAnnais: i did see led zep in boston, a long time ago
DazndConfuzd: wow that was a long time ago
AnaisAnnais: front row
i got a 50 that says this is what caused the death of John Bonham
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OpticianAndy4u: OR I CAN SHOOT IT ON BRENS LAND SHE HAS A LOT OF PROPERTY
Bigcowboyken: what will u shoot
darrlin2014: be careful not to shoot bren , andy.
OpticianAndy4u: TARGET PRACTICE THATS ALL
OpticianAndy4u: I DONT KILL ANIMALS
Ok andy was talking about some stupid new gun he bought from russia and is speaking of where he will shoot it....read what darr says....and then his last comment.....lmaooooooooo ..true his intent may not have been that.....but how fitting.
"Look at the lumbering Wildebeest as it migrates across the southern African continent" (Marlin Perkins voice)
In females, blue wildebeest have a shoulder height of 135 cm and weigh 180 kg <THAT is a wikipedia FACT and if that don't sound like Bren, nothing does
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http://barnegat-manahawkin.patch.com/groups/announcements/p/fiy-ocean-couty
lmaooooooo looks like one of the roomies has outed andy in his local online newspaper.........regardless of their motive, you gotta give them props for tellin the townfolk the "quality" of the man who could be their neighbor or "eye care products provider"
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TypoKingMark2008: im the only person that has chit going on outside aol lol
TypoKingMark2008: im bored so im going
OnlineHost: TypoKingMark2008 has left the room.
ladyfiona1967: I was going to say so what go do your non aol thing jerk
here, let me say it for you fi....."so the fuck what".....he and Coca ought to get together and compare notes on how much WE DON'T FUCKING CARE
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DarkPhantom995: DarkPhantom995: ANDY IS BACK IN HERE THOUGHT HE WENT TO BED LOL BUT HE HAD TO COME BACK FROM FCKING HIS MOMMEY AND STILL TRYING TO LOOK FOR FOR PUZZY HE WILL NEVER EVER GET LOL BAHAHAHAHA
riverzz4: i think dark is rhonda
there is a time in everyone's life where they reach the pinnacle of their own intelligence, however brief the moment, however big or small it may be. Tonight was Riverzz' crescendo because this is the smartest thing i have ever seen this fucker type
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and then he gets busted in the room for it lmaoooooooooooo
OpticianAndy4u: http://www.aol.com/article/2014/03/08/missing-malaysian-airline-plane-presumed-crashed/20845657/?icid=maing-grid7%7Chtmlws-main-bb%7Cdl1%7Csec1_lnk3%26pLid%3D451930
OpticianAndy4u: shame on babz
darrlin2014: see? he posted his fakery again
darrlin2014: yah andy we know its you
OpticianAndy4u: HOW CAN IT BE ME IM NOT EVEN SIGNED ONTO ANOTHER SN
darrlin2014: you are the only one stupid enough to do that sort of immature
thing
darrlin2014: well duh
OpticianAndy4u: geeeeeeez
OpticianAndy4u: EVERYTHING GETS BLAMED ON ME AROUND HERE
darrlin2014: and how very coincidental that you are the one who found it
darrlin2014: you stupid baby
OpticianAndy4u: SO BIG DEAL ALL I DID WAS READ IT
darrlin2014: dont even try to make excuses. dolt
OpticianAndy4u: SO WHAT SO I DID IT BIGGGG DEAL U GONNA CRY? U GUYS HAVE
DONE PLENNNNNNNNNNNNNTY TO ME
darrlin2014: so much for harvard.. eh?
jerzeeegirl72: im sure the fake babz sn goes back to his master
darrlin2014: oh sure.. let me check that
darrlin2014: how crude to use a tragedy like that to foster his stupidity
darrlin2014: that's insensitive to the max
OpticianAndy4u: I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING WRONG I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT
ASIANS I DIDNT SAY I WAS GLAD IT HAPPENED AND I DIDNT MENTION ANYBODYS NAME
jerzeeegirl72: who would expect better?
OpticianAndy4u: SOOO?
darrlin2014: quit defending yourself, you pig
OpticianAndy4u: OINK OINK
jerzeeegirl72: all it shows is how much babz is getting to him..and how
pathetic he is
darrlin2014: I replied to your post
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OpticianAndy4u: hi rhonda check the comment out on this http://www.aol.com/article/2014/03/08/missing-malaysian-airline-plane-presumed-crashed/20845657/?icid=maing-grid7%7Chtmlws-main-bb%7Cdl1%7Csec1_lnk3%26pLid%3D451930
Andy is a fucking moron....he posts a comment on this article saying his name is babz and then tells the room babz posted the comment.....hey andy, very few here are as dumb as you....try again because this is a huge FAKE POST FAIL
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Crazyguy6664: i had a cleaning lasdy in her a week ago... she asked why i had to sit to pee...lol
this skeeve will stop at nothing to make his swiss cheese disease infested dick the topic of convo in the room......wtf is your cleaning lady doing watching you pee in the first place you fucking weirdo
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SpecialColt: stfu andy an move on
looks like Basss aka Ramrodddd, Furnituremover,Sterling, UltimaMale and Magnolias79 has yet another screen name with which to commiserate with skankersore......i dont think he really grasps the fact people have ways to know who he is....of course anyone who would want skankersore could never be accused of being bright
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OpticianAndy4u: SOUNDS GOOD BREN
OpticianAndy4u: STUFF^
RaniNite: hi everyone
Joe Jpk 33: Andy, Rhonda isnt going to like that
Desertangel398: could you all click Andy or im him if you want to talk to him?
Desertangel398: please n ty
Desertangel398: (lol)
Joe Jpk 33: no dess,. its more fun this way
Desertangel398: ah ok joe
Desertangel398: i'll go room hop'n then
Desertangel398: roomies******************
Joe Jpk 33: bye
OnlineHost: Desertangel398 has left the room.
Definition of a control freak - One who won't tolerate the natural flow of room chat and dictates to the room the acceptable and non-acceptable topics of discussion and with whom one can and cannot converse. When unsuccessful in said endeavor, they then pout and leave the room. (She must have learned this tactic from Fahn)
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man,there are times i read the room and just feel so much dumber after a half hour. Anais was once again describing intimate details of THE LIFE NO ONE CARES ABOUT and was saying how sometimes "Jerry" will take her from behind when she is almost asleep......cant you just see "jerry" behind her, about ready to take the plunge and he is about to whisper in her ear....and suddenly yells "OH MY GOD THERE IS A BIG FUCKING SWOLLEN TICK IN YOUR EAR!!!!!!!!"
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Sweetforeveron: when fahn comes in .. say ... ** i heard you called kate ** .. thats why he is mad at me
babz1566: kate as in ??????
JSisME: im slow
Sweetforeveron: as in tangled
Sweetforeveron: they were b/f and g/f
Sweetforeveron: awhile ago
Dixie9500: is she still around?
babz1566: oh ?
Sweetforeveron: she is in jail
Sweetforeveron: lol
babz1566: she is with ??? now
Sweetforeveron: alex
VelpooTx: I can't believe al these aol romances lol
Sweetforeveron: erlogistic
babz1566: I can't keep up with the AOL loves
Dixie9500: someone said he dumped her???
babz1566: oh right !
Sweetforeveron: he did after she went to jail
babz1566: jail ?
Dixie9500: lol why is she in jail?
Sweetforeveron: for impersonating a woman on aol < ok bitch, you get Quote of the Day for this one....not because you whined, but because this was fucking funny.....now STFU and no more whining about it
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Brensea: My house is all mine and will stay that way
i believe you mean brothel you dumbass skank.
Can't you just see the handmade cross stitch or whatever the fuck they call it hanging up on the wall and it says...
BROTHEL SWEET BROTHEL
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MelissaT873: Andy, you are like a bad case of Herpes.....Just when we all think you are gone.....
never having experienced Herpes, i can't speak to the validity of this, but for humor's sake, i will dub this the quote of the day
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So Andy has declared his eligibility and already has a profile setup at plentyoffish....melissa posted the link in the room ...WARNING WARNING - LAUGH ATTACK AHEAD
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=70690104
The line that got me was "Non-smoker with undisclosed body type "
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
hey you dumbass mofo, you got your m$#$#$#@ F#$$#@#@# PIC on the profile....what the fuck do you mean undisclosed?!?!?!?!?!? god how stupid can one person be.....oh and by the way....lose the pic of the boat...it looks like a rancid oversized used hottub floating on water....for the love of all things holy, are you so dumb you cant understand there is NO WOMAN ALIVE that would be thrilled about spending a day on the water in something that looks like its been used to store the day's catch from the Cape every day for the last 20 years!?!?!
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naughtynnice252: was nice seeing LTSS again
Cocapebbles71: you missed him naughty?
Desertangel398: lol
naughtynnice252: I did
Desertangel398: aw
Desertangel398: (was he gone?)
Cocapebbles71: did you get him in yor loft?
Cocapebbles71: your*
HonBug1113: night all be safe and well
Cocapebbles71: nite nite bug
Desertangel398: nite hon :)
not only does she want to bore us with pasting im's from her own loft, but she is quite possessive about what men the other women loft here....why is it any of her business if he was in naughtys loft.....NO ONE CARES
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PoisonousSparrow: I would like to take this time to thank everyone for using their dishwashers because they are too lazy to wash dishes by hand .............the wasted energy and wasted water sucking the life out of our planet is GREAT!
ok so the bitch suddenly has morals about how the earth and environment should be treated, but has no qualms whatsoever about taunting and cruelly tormenting Mr Unbalanced with her words as she sucks his life savings, meager as they may be, down the toilet. What's that you say skankersore? Oh yeah, that's right....stupid me (slaps self on forehead)...it's ALL AN ACT.....gosh darn, i sure need to remember that everytime they pull one of their drama filled antics. Truth be known, she is just pissed because her fuckwad slob of a hub cant afford to buy her slimy ass a dishwasher.....i imagine their convo about that went something like this
Skankersore: honey when we going to get a dishwasher, i am sick of letting the dishes pile up for 3 weeks, then eating off paper plates for a month before i finally drag my lazy ass to the kitchen for a wash session.
Mr Sore: now bitch, i done told you this house aint setup for allowin one of them fancy lectric dishwashers. God gave you two hands and i'll be damned if all you use them for is to jerk off the neighborhood drunks.
Skankersore: we live in a trailer, trailers can have dishwashers!
Mr Sore: dammit, i tole you a dozen times, this is a lean to, some might elevate it and call it a tar paper shack, but the only reason we have power is cuz i tapped into the neighbors box with an illegal power line and that fuckin computer of urs drains half the reserve! Didn't the dirt floor give you some sort of clue?
Skankersore: ohhhhh, i thought you put a dirt floor in cuz you wanted me to mud wrassle for extra dough
Mr Sore: Well that was the original plan, but ever since you started tapping that moron for money, i didn't see the need to elevate your status with mud wrasslin. you know i have to do what i can to keep you under my thumb dumbass
Skankersore: i'm afraid i may have tapped him pert near out of cash, he's only an optician
Mr Sore: what the hell is an optician
Skankersore: fuck if i know, but i got this purdy gold cross out of him....this should bring a cool 100 bucks at the pawn shop
Mr Sore: (eyeing the gold cross with a magnifying lens) that cheap bastard!!! this is gold plated,not gold!
Skankersore: well dayum, that means i gotta be nice to him some more
Mr Sore: Well it could be worse, you could have ended up with Fitsport *lol*
Skankersore: *lol*
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Joe Jpk 33: is there ever a day in here when everybody is nice to each other?
this is rich coming from a "guy" that seems to be jacking off with one hand while he taunts andy with the other.....andy deserves the ridicule but this piece of shit is the last person in the world who should be chastising the room for anything....but then again, it's probably skankersore or one of her minions faking this name and persona too....
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deadhead53joe: that schlub has no money
SUEOHIO8: for an optician he sure cant see very well
babz1566: he had to buy the only two that will be his friend at the right price of course
moodydeedee: i dont understand this though.. a guy loves someone and he gets crucified?
DrJevago: SHE IS MARRIED
DrJevago: RHONDA IS MARRIED
moodydeedee: no wonder i have to pay on my dates
babz1566: she makes him promises he sends her money and she backs out
DisClickableMe: just like barbie... the bitch has everything, but you gotta buy her friends
DrJevago: HE WANT HER TO DIVORCE AND COME SLEEP IN HIS BED WITH THE CATS
DrJevago: RHONDA SAID NEVER TO HIM AND HE CONTINUE TO PROCEED
SUEOHIO8: andy reminds me of vanderbuilt on F troop he couldnt see a goddam thing either lol
babz1566: then he tries to OFF himself she feels bad and they do it all over again
DrJevago: ONCE BE IN HOSPITAL IT SEEM NOT ENUGH
deadhead53joe: hey loving someone is not the issue it is the endless whineing
DrJevago: SHE CAN NOT STAND HIM SO SHE SAID
moodydeedee: so a guy professes his love and they put him in a state hospital
moodydeedee: ya know.. i fellreally bad for you guys
ok i omitted the extraneous bullshit to focus on what was being said about andy and how moody is reacting to it all......don't you just love these clueless "newbies" who have no idea how much of an anchor he has been around the neck of this room and how she wants to somehow make this all our issue instead of his. Well dumbass, since you are "new" and have no idea all the other bullshit he does, then why dont you shut the fuck up until you buy a brain cell or 2.....unless maybe you are andy's........."sister"
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Brensea: Go ahead Could make fun of my spelling
Brensea: It is not my brain your interested in anyway
what brain!?!?!?!?!????????? lmao....take it down a notch or two Miss(guided) Self Esteem
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AnaisAnnais: did the room die?
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Mgdh2: not sure .. was thinking i got lost
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JPCarlojr: I was waiting to hear the rest about the poor old lady that couldn't afford heating
JPCarlojr: ok... not really
Nitetrn1: I am sure there are a few that way
AnaisAnnais: she was on the news.. and looking misserable.. bla bla
AnaisAnnais: the world is a cruel place
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Mgdh2: it can be ana
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AnaisAnnais: mmm
so let me get this straight.....this bitch has no empathy for some poor old lady who cant afford heat, but wants room sympathy for having tick infestations in her ear? then again, sounds about right since she wont even go stay with her own kid in the hospital since, well yanno....since aol chat is so fucking important....i got a 50 that says she has a mirror right beside her computer screen so she doesn't have to stop looking at herself while she flaps her beak here
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Brensea: Hi JOe
Brensea: love ya baby
Joe Jpk 33: well, actually we are typing Rhonda,. but we will talk later on
HonBug1113: kiss up Bre
Joe Jpk 33: after my dentist appt
Brensea: <flirting in front of my darling>
PoisonousSparrow: Joe ....I talk as I type
PoisonousSparrow: also
TwinpeaksGa: i think the room is full of fliters
Joe Jpk 33: weird
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PoisonousSparrow: indeed
Matissee: go for it lol i certanly do
after this snippet, i saw someone ask if bren and matis were aol coupled......now we all know hookers don't couple up, but "Miss Genital Warts of the Year - 2012" did say they were friends with benefits.....which matis seemed to try to downplay......so you women that dig this greaseball's action....just think......if you happen to be phone boning him, he is probably comparing your skills to hers....don't you feel all proud competing with a whore.....call all your friends and brag
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sweet foreveron And no fair sparky giving darr all the quotes of the week or month etc .. < eyeroll > waaaaaaaaaaaa ..
lol actually i think darr has earned two total.....but lets be real.....her imitation of andy on viagra "look ma, i'm erect!" .....instant classic....hell i was laughing the next morning on the way to work...THAT was funny shit....i dont care who you are
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Welcome back to Roominations.......
Can someone please tell me why Coca always seems to have the need to announce what men she is im'ng with, like anyone gives a flying fuck? I personally think it's a lame attempt to try and make other room women jealous that she is either lofting with the flavor of the week or some player that implies he has a little black book of room chicks.....either way its stupid as shit....and don't get me started on how piggy she is for pasting im's she has....NO ONE CARES...
ok thought number two....i am usually getting ready for work about 6-7 am and there is a recent returnee who has been coming in at that time the last week or so......here is a snip of room chat....
JUICE7JCS: <~~~~ quietly sneaks in the back door
Willard001: that was my plan for YOU, Joyce...(grin)
JUICE7JCS: yeah yeah Willis*********** you're all talk
Willard001: all talk AND a short penis..dont forget that
JUICE7JCS: and one nut too
JUICE7JCS: can't forget that
Willard001: and that
Willard001: we should get together and compare parts someday
JUICE7JCS: lol
JUICE7JCS: well, my parts are much different than yours darlin
Willard001: thats what makes it fun
JUICE7JCS: aren't ya afraid i might laugh
Willard001: they ALL do
Willard001: just dont point and laugh'
JUICE7JCS: how many have ALLready?
Willard001: i have feelins yanno
JUICE7JCS: i will stroke your feelings
ok so this juice woman was known in m1 and m4 as juicy joyce(if i recall correctly it was a name she gave herself because she seems to think her tits are just the best thing since sliced bread...i could be wrong that she was the source but either way, how fucking dumb).....hey bitch, every woman has tits, you dont own the market on that and frankly, the skeeve factor you bring to the table is a TURN OFF. Whats funny is she has been trying to get willard to meet her for years and several of her visits this last week or so, she mentions it and then whines how he wont show up....uh....take the hint??? the only difference between her and someone like skankersore is she isnt in the room as much and isnt a loony tune....
speaking of skankersore....how fucking funny is it that she removed all her sparky rants on her lifestream....i guess the blowhole realized i had her looking the fool she was with her total bullshit...
and a message to one of the messengers.....the logs you asked for showing elaines appearances late last month/early February....didn't really have substance...all she did was come in and say hi and once she said how the room hasnt changed...there was no slams i saw.....so if she did that..it may have been in an im with whoever or in another room.....also....just for the record...i dont reply to any emails to any person except one.....and she knows who she is....and contrary to popular belief, it isnt julie.....i appreciate the info sent but asking me to send logs or anything is ....well.....futile
one final thought......fitsports sudden absence sure is odd....and very telling *lol*
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ok now the next item on the list.....chucky parker. Some of you may recall fit chucky sent sweetfor an email that ended up on her blog where he categorically denies he is that name......however what he didn't deny is that his master screenname is amainecoon, which is a type of cat, not where he is located. and at one point one of those two names had a pic of a cat, presumably a maine coon. So i get sent this email yesterday (in addition to the one i got earlier this week detailing some disgustingly perv news about chucky which i alluded to on a post a couple of nights ago) and when you look at the link...its his facebook account....look at the actual name in the url....its the same as what he used for his master SN on aol...and the cat pic i believe is the same...and of course....the smoking gun....the name.....good ole chucky "i am a slimeball pervert" parker
dont know if you've seen this...look at the post he has where he is typing like hes his cat..about eating a bug and pooping on the porch..look at the comments, angie parker comment in particular, and then go to his about and look at who he has listed as "mother"...96 pictures of cats, and links for womens clothes...smh
Chucky Parker
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one of the benefits of having a blog and not talking in the room is people end up sending stuff about the weirdos in the room because they know that i like to point out the stupidity and hypocrisy of the idiots here. Now i realize many of you have already seen some of this info but am posting here for those who haven't and for the "historical record" if you will.....this is a portion of the email i received a couple weeks ago....
first link, you need to scroll down to the comments..andy is posting as alfred e newman, and wants people to not only stop tosing his posts, but write him in as president or mayor.It is a violation of his rights (cue shooting star) the more you know! and he will file suit! Im not sure who we are supposed to write in to, maybe santa, but i think its amusing that he wants president, or if not at the very least mayor.
Republicans Defeat Independents in Stafford - Government - Barnegat-Manahawkin, NJ Patch
this link I included, because well, someone is picking on andys 73 yo buddy by arresting him for theft basically. However andy is quick to point out in the comments, hes just old and slow, so he isnt guilty of greed, just sloth...they arrested him for the wrong deadly sin...poor guy.
News
i feel like i saved the best for last, in this new jersey paper from 1976, if you scroll about halfway down the page, you will see an article titled ""room service" on stage at brookdale", which i believe is right off broadway..ok i lie, its not..any way, look to the bottom of the article at the two bit players who dont really get a paragraph, just a mere mention of being in a crappy community play...oh look, the hotel doctor is played by one mr andrew fukkoff! he enjoyed this role so much, he continues it today on aol.
http://209.212.22.88/DATA/RBR/1970-1979/1976/1976.12.10.pdf
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lmaoooooooooooooooooo ok so skankersore posts this long winded diatribe on her lifestream scolding me for assuming andys attempted suicide was all fake after i point out the obvious.....so now he has a new name...is suddenly out of the hospital and lookie lookie what he says he was in the hospital for......SEEEEEEEEEE!!!! FAKE ASS M$%%^$%^$%^^$%...you would think these 2 dumbasses would at least get their stories straight....but no, too dumb and lazy to do that too.......
OpticianAndy4u: I GOT priapism FROM VIAGRA A FEW DAYS AGO ...NOT 4 ME ANYMORE
JLH987600: one said to hurry
Cocapebbles71: kevin?
DazndConfuzd: eeeee yeah ?
Ccanoe4two: oh wow andy changed his screen name
Cocapebbles71: she can do that more then once doncha know!
Cocapebbles71: :-P
Arlo Boyd 37347: SOUNDS serious Andy
babz1566: yeah again Cc
DazndConfuzd: no i doncha know
KellyBlue99: Canoe, it means he lost yet another account.
babz1566: again
Bdwyblue: hi room........male/NY
Ccanoe4two: lol
darrlin2014: and what did you need the viagra for andy.. thats the more interesting question
babz1566: Hi Blue *******
naughtynnice252: night all
KellyBlue99: LOL darr
Bdwyblue: hello babz
darrlin2014: its not like you are sex machine
OpticianAndy4u: YUP 4 DAYS IN HOSPITAL
KellyBlue99: Night naughty
babz1566: ughhhhhhhhhhh Darr you had to ask ????????
DazndConfuzd: Sup Broadway
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darrlin2014: lmao
Cocapebbles71: nite nite naughty
Bdwyblue: hello Daz
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darrlin2014: its all a lie anyway
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Arlo Boyd 37347: how embarressing would that be ?
babz1566: nothing but Darr
DazndConfuzd: Anyway Im not the type always walking around with my hand out asking myself whats in irt for me
darrlin2014: especially when one lives with their mother
DazndConfuzd: < Selfish
babz1566: LOL
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Cocapebbles71: ugh
JASON4VOORHEES2: :-)
darrlin2014: I mean really... "look Ma, Im erect!" <THIS is the absolute hands down winner of the line of the month.....cant you just see freakwad andy all excited in front of momma cuz his viagra worked? lmaooooooooooo
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Hey chucky parker....aka fit......yanno how you are always telling the room how you have "spirit"? Is that what you told those kids you used to teach? Is that what you called it? When you go to sleep at night, i want you to picture them chanting "3 Whole Days" at your fucking slime ass..... now i know why you live with mommy...you pig
stay tuned, more to come about multismiles.......
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Teri333irish: ronduh whats the latest with andy?
MIAGIRL655: i am good,,,hi flower
PoisonousSparrow: well I talked to him this morning
Mik9073r: hi, 61/m/ny
Teri333irish: and
PoisonousSparrow: and he said hes staying in for about a week he thinks
Teri333irish: really?
PoisonousSparrow: yes
Teri333irish: wow
PoisonousSparrow: and then he wants me to come see him after he gets out
PoisonousSparrow: :-\
Teri333irish: does he sound like hes lil better?
PoisonousSparrow: yes much better ..each day
Teri333irish: thats good
PoisonousSparrow: if only he would concentrate on getting well instead of on
me
Teri333irish: does he take anything for depression?
PoisonousSparrow: Im sure they got him on something ...I didnt ask
Tonya 13496945: lmfao @ "getting well"....the man has some serious issues
PoisonousSparrow: none of my business
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Teri333irish: i meant before this
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PoisonousSparrow: how would I know
DrJevago: RHONDA, YOU MUST BACK OFF FROM THIS CASE WOMAN
Tonya 13496945: He is a nutcase
PoisonousSparrow: stfu Tonya
Teri333irish: well he tells you things doesnt he?
DrJevago: THIS IS NOT SAFE FOR YOU TO PROCEED FURTHER IN ANY COMMUNICATION
WITH HIM
PoisonousSparrow: youre an idiot
DrJevago: ALL CALLS ARE RECORDED IN HOSPITAL
DrJevago: OPEN YOUR EYES GIRL
Tonya 13496945: LMFAO @ the married whore calling me an "idiot"
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PoisonousSparrow: youre a HUGE idiot
Teri333irish: well i dont wish anyone to want to kill themselves so
hopefully he gets it together
PoisonousSparrow: thats what I say
DrJevago: THE POLICE ARE INVOLVED IN THIS CASE AND YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE
PART OF IT
DarkPhantom995: PoisonousSparrow: if only he would concentrate on giveing
me some cock maybe i would be alot hornier for him
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DrJevago: END ALL CALLS
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DrJevago: BLOCK YUR PHONE NUMBER FROM HIM TO CALL YOU
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PoisonousSparrow: stfu Dr ...Im not going to abandon a friend
PoisonousSparrow: mind your own business
DrJevago: CLOSE YOUR YMCA CLUB
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PoisonousSparrow: close your mouth
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Tonya 13496945: PoisonousSparrow: stfu Dr ...Im not going to abandon a man
I used, made fun of, and strung along
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DrJevago: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ABANDON
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DarkPhantom995: PoisonousSparrow: stfu Dr ...Im not going to abandon a
man I used, made fun of, and strung along
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PoisonousSparrow: Tonya ......when Andy and I picked on each other in here
....I was normally on the phone with him at the time
ladyfiona1967: Morning
DrJevago: ARE YOU THE SOCIAL SERVICE OF THE STATE OF NJ ?
CARA MlA 1: Gm FI**
PoisonousSparrow: laughing
Samiam4432: (((lady)))
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PoisonousSparrow: you are an idiot and dont know shit
ladyfiona1967: Sami***...what are you doing here so early?
Tonya 13496945: and we were laughing at how stupid you two acted...so whats
your point?
MIAGIRL655: terri,,,lol,,,,how are u
Samiam4432: i went to bed at like 430 am and my body was done sleeping i
guesss
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ladyfiona1967: oh ok
PoisonousSparrow: and we laughed at how stupid you are to believe everything
in a chatroom
ladyfiona1967: no work last night?
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PoisonousSparrow: shit fer brains
DrJevago: YOU CAN NOT HELP HIM ANY LONGER, YOU ARE NOT THE EXPERT ON HIS
ISSUES
Tonya 13496945: and we laughed at how stupid you two thought we believed everything you two liars said
ok, i want everyone to read the end of this where skankersore once again ADMITS she and Andy LIE in the room for laughs.....and if you truly believe that Andy is in any shape or form in any kind of hospital, then leave this pier right now and NEVER COME BACK because anyone that believes anything they say is a fucking moron.....plus, if he is in the hospital, then why has his screen name been parked here since Friday morning of last week. It hasn't left once.....which means that name is logging the hell out of the room.....no one who goes to a hospital is going to have their name left in the chat room, the police would remove the PC for evidence if he had truly threatened suicide and had to be committed, especially if the call for help came from someone else that knew him through the fucking computer!! for fucks sake skankersore...if you are going to lie, at least try to be good at it! this is what i call a SUICIDE FAIL
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Teri333irish: ram i just read sparkys blog, ...you're ultimatemale?
PoisonousSparrow: teri ( kissy kisses )
Teri333irish: eeww stop
PoisonousSparrow: lol
Ramroddd13386210: so they say, lol
no, i dont say, AOL says(and its UltimaMale1 , not ultimatemale).....you share the same master Screen name as all the other names i listed on the post a couple of days below on the blog....i'm not the creator of FACTS, just the reporter.....so try to laugh it off all you want, it doesnt make it any less true....Basss
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ok is it just me....or does there seem to be something fucked up in an ironic sorta way that a man with this kind of screen name comes in trying to pick up a woman in a chat room....doesn't it just make you wanna pop him in the face and say hey fuckwad, who put the 2 in your WeR1.....dumbass
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Sapporosoft08: helo married f 40s here
We2R1inspirit: hello sapporo
Sapporosoft08: helo we
We2R1inspirit: how was your day
Sapporosoft08: so far so good
We2R1inspirit: you didn't stay long in the older mens room
We2R1inspirit: happy to hear that
We2R1inspirit: is that Sapporo Japan?
Sapporosoft08: i was born there
We2R1inspirit: really, cool
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We2R1inspirit: most of the women from there are very pretty
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We2R1inspirit: the whole country,
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We2R1inspirit: what stae you in?
We2R1inspirit: state*^^
We2R1inspirit: have a good one
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Karenmca7: ((((((river)))))
DazndConfuzd: Do not spoil it
DazndConfuzd: Yet*
DIZZYNAN: I wonder what we would all soun like if we could hear each other
ladyfiona1967: sami I have noticed that too
Cocapebbles71: i would never send you pic out without you oking it
Evilone2980: me too sami!
DazndConfuzd: me don't
Cocapebbles71: I think you sent it to julie too though
Karenmca7: nan ever see vas on here anymore?
ladyfiona1967: Nan I have heard you and I think you heard me too right?
riverzz4: humorous women are sexy to me,cept phyllis diller
newyorkciteee: ty coca
riverzz4: shes a 4 am babe
DIZZYNAN: Karen
DIZZYNAN: you are a trouble maker
Brulnlady: lol river
ladyfiona1967: Karen look in the 40's love room
ladyfiona1967: go now he is in there
DIZZYNAN: if you are obsessed with him
Karenmca7: How
DIZZYNAN: go
Cocapebbles71: ((((((Steveo)))))))))) the tease!
InocentPrincesss: (((((((((steve))))))))))))))
DIZZYNAN: that was sooo months ago
DazndConfuzd: Why Phillis Diller, why not Lucille Ball
Karenmca7: no im not at all
YallieRevisited: BethO******* am not
Evilone2980: (((((steve))))))
riverzz4: hi kandice
Cocapebbles71: pfft
YallieRevisited: Robbi************
DIZZYNAN: then dont worry about it
ladyfiona1967: Yallie***
DIZZYNAN: email him
YallieRevisited: Evil**********
Karenmca7: hi steve o
YallieRevisited: Chelle***
Brulnlady: hi yallie
DIZZYNAN: hi yallie
YallieRevisited: Karen Hiya *******
Gentjim069: humor can be a turn on for sure...especially sarcasm...intelligence is sexy to me
YallieRevisited: hi Dizz
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YallieRevisited: Hi Bru
Cocapebbles71: wow jim you will like a few in here then!
DIZZYNAN: lol fiona
Karenmca7: no stop being so sarcastic nan
Cocapebbles71: :-D
InocentPrincesss: <---dumb and dry wit
DIZZYNAN: Karen
InocentPrincesss: sigh
DIZZYNAN: you are obsessed with him
DIZZYNAN: so email him
ladyfiona1967: Nan I went into the 40's love room the other day and he was there
YallieRevisited: whats the subject du jour
DIZZYNAN: and stop asking me about him lol smh
Karenmca7: I am not at all you ared
DIZZYNAN: lollllllllll fiona
Gentjim069: dry wit is not dumg, inocent
InocentPrincesss: i dont know....i just throw out random comments
DIZZYNAN: I am farrrrrrr from it
riverzz4: i like a woman with 44 double d's perfect ass,and dumba as a rock
YallieRevisited: lol k Robbi
Gentjim069: er dumb
DIZZYNAN: I dont mention his name everrrr
riverzz4: someone once told me that
DIZZYNAN: that was monthssssssss ago
DazndConfuzd: I have two empty Diet pepsi cans to my right and on my 3rd within 3 hours
DIZZYNAN: now go email him
Cocapebbles71: i didnt know you liked me river!!
Karenmca7: who cares click you
Evilone2980: lol
InocentPrincesss: <---doesnt fit rivers image
DIZZYNAN: and stop obsessing aabout him
DIZZYNAN: and stop obsessing aabout him
newyorkciteee: lol coca?
Cocapebbles71: lol yes
riverzz4: you could never be that robbie
DIZZYNAN: karen I thought you seemed normal
newyorkciteee: dumb as a rock?
InocentPrincesss: lol
DIZZYNAN: CLICK
riverzz4: your in a class by yourself,wink
Cocapebbles71: i can be <wink>
YallieRevisited: im totally lost
newyorkciteee: i dont get that vibe from you
JLH987600: < the normal one
DazndConfuzd: u studdring over there nance ? ( aabout ) him
YallieRevisited: lol Beth
Evilone2980: me too
DIZZYNAN: yallie
Gentjim069: beth you are way beyond that
i have to admit, I, like many, had occasions where Dizz was the room equivalent of having a rock in one's shoe.....irritating as hell.....but i have to give credit here......clap clap clap.......anyone that can make karen look the true and utter fool she is deserves applause.....
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DazndConfuzd: I can be pretty good about being an unwanted guest ya know
yeah we know...we're glad you're finally realizing this.....now the next step after admitting you have a problem....is leaving...and all we ask is that you don't remember the coming back part
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Thursday, Feb 20
On Sweetfor's blog he posts -
Tommy Ringo 7 No more arguing about him. After 5 years I have realized he is an individual seeking attention in a desperate way. Well, he can have yours and anyone else that feeds his desperate attention disorder. I am through with him.
Saturday, Feb 22
In the room he types -
Tommy Ringo 7: Michael? I am drunk, not on drugs like you---I have never sent out nude pics> were your drunk, or on drugs?
Tommy Ringo 7: Michael--shall I continue
Tommy Ringo 7: most people are drunk to send out nudes--he was sober: since 1991--ask him
Tommy Ringo 7: you maye ask why I do this on here---because he hid his response on a hidden blog
So in just 2 short days, he does a complete 180 after his "newfound wisdom". Tommy, i think this is what they call being bipolar, not to mention total obsession. What's wrong Tommy, did michael do someone you got rejected by? Your mom perhaps? (sorry Michael, i had to go there just for the cringe effect). You are one sick puppy and if i had to guess, you're on some kind of narcotic because this type of paranoid obsession is usually accompanied by daily meth or heroin use. Based on the pic i saw of Tommy, i say meth with a beer gut.
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LiL irysh fairy: Typing on a blog is no different than typing it in here
LiL irysh fairy: Just, ignore it
LiL irysh fairy: If you have time to blog about a chatroom, you have time to donate your time to better use. Go work in a soup kitchen for a day
ok i was skimmin logs (a task that takes just a few minutes per log with my fancy dancy software) and i came across this from late january......this bitch completely contradicts herself here......first she equates typing on a blog as being the same as typing it in the room....and that's actually correct...there is no difference....it doesnt make me any different or weird just because i type it here.....then she makes the last comment about donating time......hey moron...YOU are in a fucking chatroom typing....so why dont YOU go donate YOUR time in a soup kitchen....personally i have no desire to pour soup into a bowl where the majority of people being served there would rather drink a fifth or more of booze a day and being pussies about real life instead of having the courage to do what it takes to stay sober and productive
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And the astute observation of the week goes to.......
darrlin2014: and why does anais always do the enter and leave thing several times.. to make sure we see her?
Yep, that is EXACTLY why anais does it.....the bitch is so attention hungry, she probably crashes weddings just so she can stand up and say "i do" when the minister asks if anyone has an objection to the man and woman being married.
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lmaoooooo elaine just cant seem to accept i dont give a flying fuck what she says....i will do and say what i want when i want.....here is more from her lifestream....
One of these days Sparky it will catch up to you. Anyone who goes out of their way to opine like a jack ass is not only scum but pathetic what they say to people's lives. Little man hiding behind a screen who is nothing but a Pu**y at best.
so anyone who has an opinion is a jackass? because i certainly don't go out of my way. in fact.....time wise i spend less than 20 minutes a day, on average, opining at the pier...i bet you spend twice that slathering on that god awful eye makeup that makes you look like one of the bleacher section choices in Brensea's House of Whores. And the word is pussy, not pu**y.....bitch.
6 years of married logs???? 6 years????? How pathetic are you keeping logs for 6 years.Who does that? Must be boring in your little pissy dumbsh*t world. Try going outside and hug a tree. You might be half a decent man but you're not.
Wow, do you have a hearing problem? Yes, 6 years.....kinda freaks you out to know i can go back that far in time and find out what other names you have used in the room huh. Who does that? I do that.....i don't need validation from anyone else....and if i am the only one on aol who has logged for that long, it doesn't change a thing....but i'm guessing i have plenty of company.......and if i had to be decent based on your standards, i would rather be an asshole....because you are total scum
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This morning before i went to work about 7 am...i had emailed myself to post some of the andy and skankersore chat where she was now starting to respond to his pathetic ass and i was basically going to make a prediction that this is just the first step in an oft repeated pattern of yet another reconciliation. By the time i got home, they were ganging up on babz and talking like nothing had ever happened....so as has happened at least 5-6 other times in the last year, i am sure they will suddenly be together once again. I know several of you know how fake this all is and how scripted etc.......so i think it's important for everyone else to understand that this is all for show....as if they think are giving some academy award winning performances with all their drama. It's about as moronic as it gets, but thing is, it's very very easy to do "identity theft" online...i.e..assume someone else's identity....you dont even have to know that person or much about them to "be" them. It's very easy to fake IP numbers and hide your real location in the world....there is free software available for that very purpose. i am positive there is a man out there with the name that is supposed to be andy and i am sure he is probably an optician....but this person who claims to be him in this room is not him....no one that has any education whatsoever could be as stump of a tree dumb as he is here. And i am sure there is someone with the name out there that skankersore claims to be as well, but this person isnt her.....if i had to guess.....this all smells like shit that would be created by the likes of Gail Fondriest aka notasgoodasbe4....and skank personified Catherine Muir aka TangledJewels and whatever other stupid names she uses. They made a career out of pulling shit like this in m1....gail even admitted they used to make guy sounding screennames and get the room women to im them and then use the info against those same women. Regardless of who these people really are....this scene will be repeated over and over again because they are trying to ruin the chat room.....now on to the info below
UltimaMale1: Babz can "PROVE" everything she said about you optical boy, it's all documented an was put in room for all to see
babz1566: <~ Married to a real MAN
NeoBG: Dixie *****************
HonBug1113: (((((((Neo))))))
MALEMORON: hi ya neo
babz1566: who would want a loser like ANDY the FAKE
NeoBG: <~ saw Babz' husband in M4M room
NeoBG: Hon ****************
NjOpticianAndy4u: NO MATTER WHAT U DO BABZ YOU WILL NEVER EVER BE ABLE TO SEPERATE RHONDA AND I
PoisonousSparrow: lol'ing @ ultima ...now I know why they think you are Dr J
i never thought he was Dr J....i always knew he was Basss aka Dave...you know, the one who was(is?) with Angie that has the Sxy screenname....his master SN is daveandevelyn and he is also that Ramrodddd name and Furnituremover and Sterling something or other and Magnolias79 and who knows how many others....and he has his nose so far up skankersore's butt his head is full of shit
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You have nothing good going for you Sparky. Let's face it if you had this woman of class you speak of you wouldn't be tapping keys. You couldn't find one good thing for yourself even if you looked into a kid's eyes. Karma is a B*TCH.
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Once again my name in Sparky's mouth from a pic being sent. Life must suck being homebound d*pshit because you have nothing else going for you. Do you even go out and let's see breathe fresh air. What a**hole sits in a room 24/7 trashing mostly crap
With all the room and other blog stuff going on, this almost seems anticlimactic, but apparently Jabba the Hut aka Elaine1979innj is still yammering on about my involvement in pointing out what a fake ass bitch she is. Oh Elaine, just because i don't publicize my life and all the crisis the way you do doesn't mean i don't have what i claim to have. You wouldn't understand class if it smacked you upside the head and said "pay attention bitch". As julie said on her own lifestream, you are a bit late in reacting, but fyi...i am not homebound...i have a good job that keeps me busy....which is why i LOG....you do understand the concept yes? a log records the room chat so it can be referenced anytime. i have 6 plus years of married room logs....and i have NEVER read one from start to finish. However my super duper fancy dancy feature loaded software can find lots of shit for me...FAST. I dont actually sit at the computer 24/7...i mean my god, i have to sleep yanno.......but you are right about the trashing crap part.....you are a big pile of that yourself....so keep flapping those big ass platypus lips you have as you spew your shit....as i said about Fitsport....its great entertainment
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Tommy Ringo 7: post my name
ok.....its keystone9905 you piece of shit fuckwad.....there, you happy? now make that goddamn fucking call you keep speaking of or shut the fuck up you greasy pig
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fitsport156: okay, here's the capstone: me: brilliant, wonderful, stupendous, outstanding, perfect, delightful, intriguing, scintillating, entertaining, interesting, captivating and just flat out the greatest man any of you will ever meet:)
this was 20 minutes after he told the room he collects candles...and even has a candle in the shape of a cocker spaniel....,.yes....a cocker spaniel......if the fucker was smarter and could think fast on his feet, he coulda made one in the shape of his dead maine coon cat Snuggles....then he could have pretend cat dog fights ....the flames of each candle threatening to melt the other as he makes growl and hiss noises
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looks like Chucky Parker is in what Sallty calls "cover my tracks" mode.....and after i finished laughing at his email on the other blog, i read some of today's room events..
PauIDOM1: If your other name is "amainecoon" does that mean you're a pussy?
jerzeeegirl72: right cause you have smiley faces to use
OnlineHost: Bubbleobill has left the room.
RAZORSEDGE321: the americans are skateing right now for a gold medal
Teri333irish: no it means hes a maine coon
jerzeeegirl72: right darr
fitsport156: no...that means we had a maine coon cat that passed away in
2005 at the age of 17 and a half
OnlineHost: DesBee has entered the room.
PauIDOM1: :-! <<<<<Fk off emoticon
so educate me oh master marathoner, if you are single, never having even been on a date or remotely touched a woman in an intimate way, then exactly who is "we" ? Don't tell me that at the age of 38ish that you still live with mommy (although that would explain the Chucky part). The only people that say we in context to something like this are people with some sort of signficant other......and nutjobs who have those pesky voices in their heads......so which one is it Chucky, you little pussy....does mommy still tuck you in at night? and of course AFTER he did this slip up he had to give a whole background story of the cat and how it ended up with mommy......
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man i tell ya, i thought i was good at finding shit on people online, but after what a couple of you have sent me regarding Andy, the optician, i realize i am more of an intern than detective. Although some of the andy stuff has already been posted in the room, i will be providing links to all of that here soon so everyone can snoop to their heart's content, even the ones who claim they never read blogs or this blog (funny how they feel the need to constantly say that in the room when the blogs are the topic....if it were true, they wouldn't feel the need to constantly reassure the room they have no idea what is being talked about....and if it is true, ok so what....many people DO read the blogs and do you really think anyone gives a fuck if you dont? ).
so....all you Columbo's out there in AOL land...you probably already know that fitsport's master Screen name is amainecoon and on spokeo, that comes back to a name Chucky Parker (go figure a weirdo in his late 30's calls himself Chucky, what are you, 5?) so any PUBLIC online info you can find out i will be happy to detail here as long as this moron insists on invading the room and spewing his bullshit.....
Unfortunately, i think i just gave A&E an idea for yet another crappy reality show.......Chucky Parker, Marathoner at Large.....it's motto would be "The only show that makes Duck Dynasty look worthy of an Emmy"
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It's not even noon on Sunday and we already have the line of the week.....
PauIDOM1: Opinions are like buttholes Fit.....and you ARE one!
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fitsport156: yo yo check it out yall so I am wit all da chickies in da married room/lotta people are speaking them words of gloom/but now I see my fly sweet pixie/that honey comb o love named dixie/yeah dixie sweet from north to south/but she
fitsport156: married so I gotta shut my mouth aw yeah
this should be on a poster at every school in america with a warning in all caps -
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ONE DOES SERIOUS DRUGS......AND RUNS 22 MILES EVERY WEEKEND
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HonBug1113: there are 29 people in here and only 6 of us are talking
well bitch, we are all ecstatic to see that you know how to do fucking math....but putting that aside....wtf does it matter how many are talking? if the room isnt even full, then it doesn't mean there's a bunch of paul harveys waiting right outside the room door ready to give us witty banter and commentary if they could only just get in....and even if there were 36, the people not talking have every bit the right to be in the room as your dumb ass and they can talk when the fuck they want to talk, not when you tell them to do so......bitch. Besides, if a room poll was done, i highly doubt you would rank even in the top 20 of the most interesting roomies to converse with.....hell eyedoc would probably be higher on the list than you......ok that was mean, but sometimes, truth hurts..... have a nice day!
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ok i just finished reading the fit/Vachat "fight"..... my fucking ribs hurt from laughing so much.....but i will persevere and share my thoughts....
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fit cant do math.....va cant run marathons....but fit can suuuuuure run like a mofo.....he must be running out all that little man syndrome anger
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fitsport156: dixie and fiona...sorry...hello to you both...I had a battle on my hands
this is one total whack job.....a battle on my hands???? this punk wouldn't have lasted a day on the beaches of Normandy....what a fucking pussy
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fitsport156: sweet, it's personal...he walks 21 miles a week...a WEEK/..I do that at least on the WEEKEND
VaChatGuy46: fits, sure you do
VaChatGuy46: lol
VaChatGuy46: every weekend
Sweetforeveron: Va ? fit is a virgin so he has to walk off his sexual frustration
ladyfiona1967: he doesn't have a woman what else does he have to do?
lmfgdaoooooooo....and the line of the week goes to ladyfi.....but the one below gets honorable mention
michael381983: fitsport156: okay, chat people, I do not care about popularity or personality, since I cant even buy them
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fitsport156: do you? you freaking eat coast SOB? you are from virginia....what was the last serious athlete to come from there...you are all snow driven fatties
ok lightbulb moment here.....he has slammed the east coast peeps half a dozen times by now....it all makes sense.....fit was rejected by a slightly overweight female from Richmond who gained said weight during a week long snowstorm who only walked twice a week and questioned the athletic prowess of marathon runners versus ...say.....all other athletes
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fitsport156: dixie? cover your eyes please:)
fitsport156: I am about to get meaner
CNN is reporting that seismologists have detected an earthquake measuring 4.9 on the richter scale. The epicenter was located in the Romance - Married chat room located on AOL servers........in the fattie state of Virginia....the cause was apparently attributed to the whole chat room shaking in fear . One seismologist was quoted as saying "those fucking east coasters can't even do an earthquake right"
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VaChatGuy46: fits, do most people believe you when you lie about your running
VaChatGuy46: Yes, I know an IRON man
lmao....ok am i the only one that pictured the opening to the Black Sabbath song with the words now saying "I KNOW IRON MANNNNNNN" right before ozzy rips into the lead verse?
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fitsport156: dixie but I have to.....my running is what I do ..and I am pretty freaking good
fitsport156: and I will defend it with my life...you hear that virginia???!!!
man this guy makes me hallucinate i swear......this time....its like he is some skinny punk ass wide receiver on the opposing team mouthing off on the field in Remember the Titans.....cant you hear his whiny snarling "you hear THAT virginia!?!?"
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fitsport156: you know...I will be the 5'9" 167 guy NOT SCARED
fitsport156: just saying
fitsport156: and MEAN
fitsport156: EXTREMELY upset
fitsport156: why?
fitsport156: I want the war
fitsport156: but my reputation and honor is
fitsport156: he's telling me and others I am a liar
fitsport156: and I have not lied about a thing
fitsport156: but I am willing to die for my honor
fitsport156: to die for it
fitsport156: you know what...I am going to go before I explode. Fiona, Dixie, Coca, Sweet
fitsport156: warm wishes
whoa dude....this is a FUCKING GODDAMNED CHAT ROOM MORON.....quit going all Full Metal Jacket on us and chill out little man....you are just a little pussy who got his ass kicked one time too many on the playground and now you have the grenade in your hand and your hand on the pin......keep it up....if nothing else its sheer entertainment for entertainment's sake
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ok all in all, that's the best laughs i have had in weeks.....vachat was just as much an asshole but fits was more mental....and on aol, mental sells..... but one last thought......watching Fitsport and VaChat fight makes one realize you don't give a fuck who "wins" the fight just as long as they beat the shit out of each other....
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TooMnyBeers1: Sparky is jealous of my huge cock
TooMnyBeers1: i think is why he writes bout me
Lmao, i just read sweet's blog and saw this....so let me get this straight.....i am jealous of a dick that has a dick that doesn't work....how, you ask, do i know it doesn't work? because his girlfriend Felicia used to come in the Married 1 room when he lived with her and BITCH about the fact she couldn't get laid because he has a limp dick, so think again schnoz nose!
I actually pity this man because all he can talk about is his manjunk and his alcoholism.....imagine this guy being your dad, or husband.....makes the skin crawl dont it?
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fitsport156: my sweetie?? what sweetie?
fitsport156: I have never had a girlfriend
fitsport156: why would I lie about THAT
fitsport156: that gets me a lot of flak from men and women when I say that
fitsport156: why would I lie about that
fitsport156: 38? I am almost 40
fitsport156: I am 39
fitsport156: *lol*
fitsport156: *lol*
fitsport156: no marriage..no sex
fitsport156: right...but sometimes you just KNOW. And you don't need sex to know it...
fitsport156: THAT is the one you should marrt
fitsport156: marry:)
fitsport156: marriage=romance if you are friends first before dating then before courting then before engaging before marrying
fitsport156: :)
fitsport156: if you rush the process, sure it makes no sense
so if he has never had a girlfriend and never had sex, then how the fuck did he become such an expert on how to know who the right one is......this is like the guy at Bitcoin that was arrested for money laundering trying to tell Fort Knox how to manage the gold supply
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AnaisAnnais: some dudes they wont stop the im's
InocentPrincesss: lmfaoooooooooooooo suz
HollowWnd: but I didn't say it.
Dixie9500: lol
AnaisAnnais: even though u say no
and apparently neither will you, you piece of shit whiny ass.....its really easy to say no, JUST DON'T OPEN THE IM MORON!!! or would that be too.....mmmmm....non dramatic for you
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jerzeeegirl72: not yours of course rhonda, its too old
EyeDocAndy101: NO TODAY I MOP THE FLOORS OF A HOMELESS SHELTER
PoisonousSparrow: lol
OnlineHost: Marc33NYC has entered the room.
DisClickableMe: wow, Jerz... you just made my shorts twitch
jerzeeegirl72: lmaooo
and FINALLY Andy admits what he really does for a living.....it explains the crappy ass sofa, the boat that looks like a Gilligans Island reject and a gun collection the NRA would pay 100 grand to have destroyed out of embarrassment alone.....
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just when i thought my BULLSHIT ALERT! BULLSHIT ALERT! couldn't go off any louder than it did on the "i lost my job because an aol roomie sent the log to my boss" crock of crap.....this idiot comes in and does this...
Lngswtkiss: i am in no mood for the weirdo
Lngswtkiss: how many tylenol does it take to over dose any one know
Lngswtkiss: my so called husband and only cause ihavent applied for divorce yet took 150
Lngswtkiss: but he is still alive
Lngswtkiss: tylenol
Lngswtkiss: not as scary as it will be if he spends some time in JAIL for abusing my 3 daughters i just found that out this weekend
Lngswtkiss: no i dont want to spend my life in jail
Lngswtkiss: and i need to see him pay for what he did before he dies
ok so you just found out the man you have been married to did this....just this weekend...its barely early evening on Sunday...and you feel the need to not only come in and chat in a chatroom...but tell everyone about it.....what the fuck kind of crappy ass mother are you that you aren't with your girls giving them comfort from aforementioned abuse!?!?!? whats that? it isnt true??? thought so...fucking idiot....and if it is, then you probably were sitting in a chatroom whining about your marriage and fam while he was doing it behind ur back
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babz1566: look what I found .... http://www.mate1.com/profiles/EyeDocAndy (Keyword to: http://www.mate1.com/profiles/EyeDocAndy)
babz is a regular sherlock holmes.....but i am bettin once she saw that pic she had wished she never clicked on the link.....that rug looks like its still alive...sucking his puny brain out the top o his head
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Well well well....just as some of us have suspected...it looks like glfjlfmef and MuirC4 are in the thick of all this fakery and made up drama.....just as they always did in married 1 and married 4......how fucking pathetic
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EyeDocAndy101: WELL SHE LOST HER JOB BECAUSE SOMEONE FROM HERE SENT A TRANSCRIPT TO HER BOSS
lmaooooo.....lmaoooooooooooooo....LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...OK THIS is the absolute KNEE SLAPPER of the month......this is the same thing as saying the police are going to bust someone for a room paste someone else sent......hey you fucking morons, if you are going to make up lies about her fake job, at least make it half ass realistic....there is no job in the world that is worth having that would fire someone for what an anonymous screenname would send them from a fucking chat room......miss skank has spent over a year trying to prove how smart she is.....god.....the dumbery of this makes me want to dip my head in molten steel and ensure every brain cell is obliterated just so i wont have to remember the level of dumbness i was surrounded by
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Welcome back to Roominations -
I was tempted to go into the Neoville room tonight just to see how long it would take them to notice me and thus, bolt me, but just as i was clicking to enter the room, i realized they were probably in the middle of another round of event planning for the "get together"....and it dawned on me that as preoccupied as they are planning that "exclusive" event (seriously, how many more times do we have to hear who is going to be in what cabin??), that it would take them FOREVER to notice my presence.....so in the interest of self preservation, i bailed like a motherf$#$#$#$ and headed back home to Married....
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Candidate for Stupidest Comment of the Month (including all the fake drama from the fake doctor and his ilk)
Cocapebbles71: well hollow he was jus kidding,, neo is neo he has NO control of his fingers at times
Imagine if this applied to everyone in life...
"Charles Manson is Charles Manson he has NO control of his murderous rage at times"
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lmao ok i got a link mailed to me showing Elaine's bebo....the link is below and then some snippets i found humorous....
bebo.com - Profile from Elaine
"OK DOPEY MEN LEAD BY THEIR "THINGS," YOU WANT TO MAKE A GOOD GIRL TURN BAD BUT IN A GOOD WAY? YOU WANT THAT LONG HOT STEAMY SEX TRIP? GO ALL THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM TO MY "BLOG," AND READ HOW TO GET A GOOD GIRL TO TURN BAD BUT IN A GOOD WAY"
So.....apparently this bitch fancies herself as some kinda online Sue Johanson, telling men what to do to keep the ladies wanting more.....but what really cracked me up is how she called her bebo page her blog.....didn't she spend hours ridiculing sweetfor and myself for having blogs???? Hey you fuckin hypocrite, eat shit!
"I am VERY VERY VERY happily married. This profile is not made up to deter my husband that I am not. My husband is my love, life, soul and is TRULY MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD:
On the surface, this comment may seem sweet and oh so loyal...but riddle me this....how would someone who is so happy and so loyal have it even cross their mind to say the profile is not made up to deter her husband.....that sounds more like someone who had the idea to deter her husband and feels the need to DETER THAT!!
"I appreciate blunt honesty with a comical twist."
Really?? Really??????????????????? are you fucking kidding me???? i have been nothing but BRUTALLY HONEST and some even find me humorous.......you want honesty? your a g%#$%$# moth#@$$@@$$ NUTJOB!!!!
"Did Elaine just say a man who can cook??? YES I DID. The key is don't let her know you are using a crock pot. Get a platter and when it is done put it on the platter like you cooked it from scratch. They don't give a flying rat's ass what you cook as long as you cook for them."
lmaoooooo ok so let me get this straight......they don't care what you cook for them as long as you cook for them, but they don't want shit cooked in a crock pot????? wtf?????? i am picturing a menu item in an imaginary Elaine's restaurant "Braised Flying Rat on a Skewer - Enjoy this rodentary delicacy seared to a light crisp and then cooked to the tenderest of morsels in the finest covered pots known to man, but not crockpots!"
"They say the serving size is 6 but I say it is barely for two. Increase it if you want."
Elaine, i am not one to poke fun at people's physical attributes, even i could stand to drop some pounds.....but since you are just a total lying bitch, all i have to say to this is...after the most recent pic i saw of you standing out in front of that house, you probably need to rethink what you call a serving size
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the other night, fitsport was detailing for the room how he always declines invites from married women to attend functions and added that the husbands know and will also be in attendance(most people call this friends asking another friend to a party, dinner, etc....)......and even went so far as to say how the husbands will reaffirm the invite to him often. Now his reason for sharing all this was to "prove" he has "respect" for married women and their husbands, to show he is somehow pure and doesn't want to be a wedge in their relationship (and let's not forget he has spirit *lol* *lol* *lol*).....but with his narcissism, i think its exactly the opposite.....because in what he thinks is a sneaky way of saying it, what he is really saying is there is a big risk that these same married women would be so taken with him and his fucking spirit, that he would just be downright irresistible, hub in attendance or not. Hey douchewad, the reason they are inviting you isn't because the wife wants to take you into the broom closet and play touchy feely....its because they see how pathetic and alone you are and are trying to set you up with some wallflower friend who is turning 40 next year and has never had a man.....what they fail to see is hooking you up with her would STILL mean she has never had a man
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Rodneynorespect3: lisa? stop teasing dang it and send pics lol
LisaHopkins44: lol rodney look on profile
Rodneynorespect3: ok brb let me check out lisa lol
Rodneynorespect3: lisa? fibber no pic on there lol
LisaHopkins44: there is several pics on there
Rodneynorespect3: not on my profile lol
LisaHopkins44: on mine
LisaHopkins44: silly
Rodneynorespect3: i checked from in here and its not :(
Brensea: Nope Lisa. It said no phots uploaded yet
LisaHopkins44: is too
LisaHopkins44: lol
LisaHopkins44: gawd
Brensea: photos
LisaHopkins44: yes there is
Rodneynorespect3: see? im not the only one lol
i dont know what all the fuss is about.....all she has to do is say "Rodney? You know that Chick-Fil-A commercial showing the cow singin in the shower? that's me in all my glory.....i bet u want me to back my thang up dontcha....cmon old man....say it...make me moo you m%#$##$##f#RRR#"
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fitsport156: *lol* from hereon out I am drafting up friendship contracts so people don't get weird..and switch. Only a few of you are exempt
fitsport156: *lol*
you gotta wonder how many times this guy has had his ass kicked in life....vegas has the current over/under at 128
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AnaisAnnais: i am crying
OnlineHost: RockyRaccoon1411 has left the room.
Heavens Gate77: while you cry, im gonna get the second part of my dinner. carry on
michael381983: Checked into his room, only to find Gideons Bible
AnaisAnnais: my daughter, she run out of a "so totallly protectect house".. after refusing
Glfpar72: rocky you met your match.........
AnaisAnnais: to take her meds, and she almost got run over by a car.. now she is in the Hospital
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AnaisAnnais: and, i am gonna take her away from this country ,.
AnaisAnnais: i am crying
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zenified3: and yet you sit here?
zenified3: I call BS
michael381983: is that a country western song?
AnaisAnnais: u dont know, zen
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AnaisAnnais: she is way far away
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zenified3: I know you are always saying something is wrong.
AnaisAnnais: nothing i can do but go and see her tomorrow
zenified3: you should go tonight
zenified3: like now
AnaisAnnais: ok..
michael381983: it's ONLY a DAY away
zenified3: why would you wait until tomorrow?
michael381983: she has to do her nails and hair first
Pbebdec: if it were my daughter i'd run to the hospital
AnaisAnnais: I couldnt even drive in the dark wooden area that I live.. right now
zenified3: same here, Pb
zenified3: then I would have someone drive me
michael381983: or call a cab
Pbebdec: call a taxi
AnaisAnnais: i have been doing this for a while, and .. it is not a one time thing
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michael381983: I have to ask, do you really think this is the place to sit and seek pity
AnaisAnnais: most of all.. i should stay alive, for I am her legal guardian.. don't judge\
Glfpar72: this even defies aol logic
lmao@ all the sound advice being given to her and she STILL sits here seeking attention.....i think her "daughter" has set the Guinness record for most times in a hospital in one year....and if she has all this so called money, why the fuck doesn't she have a fucking limo and chauffer to haul her god forsaken "south american" pukey ass to said care facility and BE THERE for her kid?? oh wait...being from south america, maybe her car doesn't have headlights, cuz well, yanno, they still use candles for those right? But what really freaked me out above and beyond anything else in this diatribe.....i didn't see ONE "mmmmm" ....wow...i mean my fucking mind is blown...this almost rivals the fact Bren has legs from her ass to the floor
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Welcome back to another episode of Roominations........
I work with a guy who, due to his lack of years on this planet (yes that means less than 30) and a number of other unknown factors, has no respect for those who have to work the minimum wage and menial labor type jobs that seem to be more prevalent than ever in today's world. I have tried more than once to explain not everyone has the same opportunities in life that many who do get ahead are blessed with, not to mention the luck it takes for many of them, and not everyone is born into money. I have bitten my tongue more and more as he goes on his FitCharm/Andy type rants, but i think the next time he does this, instead of risking finding myself in the HR office to explain why they found him upside down in the break room trash can with his legs flailing as he yells for help to get out, i am simply going to email him this video with the subject line "But for the grace of God, there go YOU"....and for anyone that watches this, just remember, everyone is human and has faults, albeit some less human and with more faults than others (could list too many names here, so i digress.....you all already know who i would list)
? Angels & Airwaves - Lifeline (UnOfficial Video) - YouTube
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The Definition of Hypocrisy, The Sequel -
Yumville: Quiet room.Yumville: 17 people in a chat room and only one chatting.
Yumville: If anyone wants to chat, IM me.
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This idiot has this pattern where they do this if no one is chatting in the room....so here they are acting "Church Lady" superior, yet the only reason they want someone chatting is so they can IM!?!?!?!? Hey Yum, i'll chat with you.....i got three words to say........FUCK YOU HYPOCRITE
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Sandiee0904: GM ALL
PEMPhantom: 38f
Matissee: lol bren
Sandiee0904: HOWR U ALL
CLASIKFOX1: enjoy your day
Sandiee0904: hi matissee
Matissee: gm sandiee
CLASIKFOX1: see ya all later
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Sandiee0904: bye and hi clasikfox have a good day and have a good weekend
Sandiee0904: k
Sandiee0904: hb
Brensea: Its snowing again. I hate this weather
Sandiee0904: yes
Sandiee0904: me 2
Radmanxxx69: Sandiee***********gm have a good day
Sandiee0904: bye and hi radman (((((((((( hugs )))))))))) have a good ay and have a good weekend
Sandiee0904: sorry day
Sandiee0904: where is every 1
Sandiee0904: no 1 is talking
Sandiee0904: why
Sandiee0904: what gives
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Matissee: lol
Sandiee0904: lol
Radmanxxx69: they went back gto bed
Sandiee0904: yes
Matissee: we are shy
Sandiee0904: i guess so
Da Big Italian: hi m/50 gm
Sandiee0904: k
Sandiee0904: hi da big italian
Da Big Italian: i love to chat with hot sexy married women
Sandiee0904: k
Sandiee0904: ty
Sandiee0904: bye all
Sandiee0904: have a good day
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Sandiee0904: have a good weekend
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The Definition of Hypocrisy - Someone whose chat room routine for years has been to come in and tell everyone that is talking hello and then leaves, having the nerve to question why no one is talking. This woman is so dumb i half ass suspect its Karenmca.....why the fuck does she care if anyone is gonna talk, she wont even be around to see the conversation!
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Brensea: my legs reach all the way from my ass down to the floor
wow....how fucking unusual....i have NEVER HEARD of someone's legs going from their ass ALL THE WAY TO THE FLOOR.....i am agog that this type of person could even exist......
Brensea: I mailed the last of my weed to that crazy woman Rose
and then she admits she has violated federal drug laws....the bitch lives in PA...she is NOT a medicinal marijuana licensed seller and is using the postal service to mail this.....wow.....how dumb can one possibly be to say this in a public chat room....its almost as if i am reading lisahopkins....yanno...the dumb cow???
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- Elaine1970inNJ And if you think you can't be found, remember this, we can google a fkn cat's azz from outerspace. You can and will be fkn found. Cut the fkn shit.
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Elaine1970inNJ I am not kidding. I will shut this all fkn down for all this bs for the sake of jack azzes writing chit hole emails and blogs about people because fkn lives are so miserable. If I have to file I will. I have all the time in the fkn world.
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Elaine1970inNJ My screen name would read Elaine1970inNJ. Not elaine1970innj. So you dumb broads got hoaxed. One more shit about these fking emails, I have no choice to file a report. I am so done with this chit.
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ok elaine....it took me several minutes to stop laughing.....but, if perchance you're stupid ass is including me in these moronic comments.....i officially challenge you to "find me" you dumb little bitch.....and once you do, which is highly unlikely.....then TRY to shut me up......you nor anyone else will EVER shut me up and that includes you too cowhopkins.........god this is cracking me up....you thinking you have the power to "shut this all fkn down"......hell you can't even keep your internet connected, what makes you think you can shut anyone else's down?
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Eye Doc Andy 100: Chat Erased By: ïBust A Roomð
Eye Doc Andy 100: NITEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Cocapebbles71: it is!!
Eye Doc Andy 100: O:-)
Cocapebbles71: < smart like that
bittenprincess09: boot programs are so 2000
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Cocapebbles71: uh huh
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Eye Doc Andy 100: ITS NOT A BOOT PROG.
OneButifulFatGrl: no ass munch cleared the room
So let me get this straight.......according to her, andy is an ass munch for "clearing" the room with the chat eraser.....but she is FRIENDS with people who actually CLEAR the room by punting people??????? so not only is the bitch a skank ass slimy hypocrite, but she is DUMB AS SHIT to boot!
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babz1566: well probably after
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The Catch22 Man: also
babz1566: we are seeing the show at 2
babz1566: will have plenty of time after
LisaHopkins44: staring at room
The Catch22 Man: lisa?
babz1566: wow 1 am !!! way passed my bedtime
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babz1566: good thing i am off tom
and then, after all is said and done, she finally admits she is indeed a cow.....yanno why? cuz cows STARE.....yanno why they stare? cuz they're DUMB COWS, that's why! moooooooooooooooooo
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This is what she wanted to say....................
LisaHopkins44: Sparkyplug44: you sure have alot to say about everyone but yourself what makes you so perfect in your tasteless mind?
LisaHopkins44: its me typing to it
LisaHopkins44: who is sparky anywho?
LisaHopkins44: a judgemental whack job
LisaHopkins44: never speaks
LisaHopkins44: its mute
LisaHopkins44: you must have done him SX
LisaHopkins44: quit taking up for it
LisaHopkins44: that douche bag don't know me
This is the sound everyone else heard............................
LisaHopkins44: mooooooooooooooo mooo moo mooooooo moo moo ma moo moo moo
LisaHopkins44: moo moo moo moo moo moo
LisaHopkins44: moo moo mooooo mooooooooooo?
LisaHopkins44: ma moo moo moo
LisaHopkins44: moo moo
LisaHopkins44: moo moo
LisaHopkins44: moo ma ma ma moooooooooooooo moo moo
LisaHopkins44: moo moo moooo moo
LisaHopkins44: moo mooo moo moo moo mooooooooo
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The definition of insane - knowing a so called friend in the room, one named OneButifulFatGrl, is friends with all the punters that try to make the room miserable periodically and she ENCOURAGES it, and welcoming that same OneButifulFatGrl with open arms as a roomie.....are you people fucking daft? she LAUGHS at you and you still befriend her pukey ass
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i have been watching with some bemusement at Elaine's current meltdown.....the short version i can gather is she is saying all the apology letter stuff was faked by someone and wasn't her. And she is predicating the proof that it wasn't her by saying she didn't have internet service back until 1-6........first off, if she isnt having money issues, why did she lose internet service? a move perhaps? and why would someone move? it's called EVICTION bitch......or at best, her service got cut off.....but what really cracks me up is the fact she thinks people are too stupid to know that one can use internet service at places like the library, McDonalds, Starbucks, etc......so the 1-6 date is MEANINGLESS in the scope of this situation......admit it elaine....you fucked up.....then you got mad when your apology wasn't met with open arms of forgiveness......then you fucked up again.....for fucks sake, quit fucking up!!! (and if you won't, Neil Young has a song that would be perfect for you.....wanna know what it's called? ......Fuckin Up)
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Brensea: I celebrated the first anniversary of my 39th birthday last September
ok picture this.......a 40 year old hooker....doing 3 men a night x 200 nights a year (a very mild estimate if her story is even remotely true)......so ...let's assume she got into this 20 years ago......that means this skank has been with 12,000 men and that's not counting any 3 ways or more....and the number could be double that if she "worked" more.......imagine all the diseases this bitch has had or passed on to others.....just doing the math makes me want to retch for days.....hey...it just hit me.....she is the Anti-Steve Carell......he is the 40 Year Old Virgin, she is the 40 Year Old Hooker
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Crazyguy6664: i need to pee... but it wont come out
how many more goddamn holes do you need in that thing ya creepazoid....... you would think peeing would be the least of the probs........every time i read him, i get the same feeling George Bailey had after shaking Mr Potter's slimy hand.......makes the skin crawl doesn't it
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fitsport156: this is how I act when friends confuse me
no, this is how you act when you quit taking the psychotropic meds you're therapist signed you up for.......you ever look in the mirror and think "man, i am gonna make CNN headlines one of these days!!" ?
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tommy, as smart as you think you are about people and especially myself, you really need to think about those you are very close to.. and not just trust them blindly..........oink oink
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FitnCharmin: Marijuana 15 year research study proves it lowers IQ
So Fit, how many TONS of it did you load the bong with back in the day
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Camper64jack: hi hot wife34c
Pbebdec: lol
Salltydwg50: mighty hearty soup
PauIDOM1: Hot wife? can you make pistachio cake?
HollowWnd: I do keep trying :)
Pbebdec: that doesn't sound like a real screen name
Lngswtkiss: why would someoen have a screenname with their bra size
the same reason you insist on boring us with your stupidity......for attention
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LisaHopkins44: aminal<<
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LisaHopkins44: lol
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WayneStone55: what are you lisa?
Pinkpixiegirl10: did I mention...only 50 some odd days til spring?
LisaHopkins44: aminal
There comes a time in every cow's life where they form a general, yet reluctant, acceptance of the lot they've been dealt in life. I mean let's face it, standing in a field chewing on grass and taking bathroom breaks all over the ranch in every imaginable type of weather is not what most would consider the highest plane of existence. For lisahopkins, this moment of clarity came after months of intense therapy, which was made a bit more difficult by virtue of the fact her therapist had a taste for the finer things in life and had her spill her guts as she lay on a sofa.....a leather sofa......full grain cow leather.
The breakthrough moment came as she stared at the ceiling, hooves straight up as she bellowed (which is what cows do) .......
"Momma always told me the black and white spots all over my body were special birthmarks that only i had. When we would drive through the countryside and i would point out what i now know to be other cows, she would tell me it was kids who were buying special tanning products so they could look just like me. Then the other night, i was watching TV, which is sort of hard to do when all i can do is stand on four legs, and a Chick-Fil-A commercial came on. And it hit me that none of them in the commercial would even know who i am.....and then.......and then....(cow blubber blubber as therapist hangs several tissues over her hoof) ...and then i went to wikipedia and googled the word cows......and my whole world fell apart. Did you know there are more cows in the world than dogs!?!?!?!? I feel so dumb.....I mean, my God, i can't even spell animal right!!!! Moooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (cow blubber blubber) oh gawd mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."
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The AOL definition of extreme delusion
AnaisAnnais: I can make many men love me
AnaisAnnais: no biggy
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naughtynnice252: ken can be on the wild side
Cocapebbles71: i wouldnt know
CoyotiUgly577: hmmmm joe ?
RAMVET89: rams an angel
HonBug1113: and refilling with what
Cocapebbles71: < thinkin naughty might need the bus for real
CoyotiUgly577: might you be dis?
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joejones1010: no coyoti
HonBug1113: too bad we all saw your horns Ram
CoyotiUgly577: smh
naughtynnice252: Coca I dont need a bus
Pandaclover: dissss nutssssssssssssss
RAMVET89: lmfao hon
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RAMVET89: coca needs a bigger bus
Cocapebbles71: you sure naughty?
Pandaclover: oh sorry guys sing that song at work ll
HonBug1113: O:-)
Cocapebbles71: you know a lot about these men!
CoyotiUgly577: ok i have no clue ... names change so much
CoyotiUgly577: (((((joe)))))))))))
JJoyofHearts: do single people come in here? lol
RAMVET89: so how you been panda
RAMVET89: seems like its been a while
naughtynnice252: coca I take down notes
joejones1010: it's ok couoti
JJoyofHearts: RAMVET, wow! Strong name
CoyotiUgly577: sorry
joejones1010: opps coyoti
naughtynnice252: and talk to them
Pandaclover: ive been on cyber vaction since july ram
HonBug1113: right
Cocapebbles71: Ahhhhhhhh gotcha naughty, <wink>
RAMVET89: damn panda
RAMVET89: how did that work out for you
RAMVET89: and hello JJ
Cocapebbles71: what is that guy kens name in here?
JJoyofHearts: and hello to you as well Ram
Cocapebbles71: < forgets
Pandaclover: and its like a soap oprea you come back and it hasnt changed lol
RAMVET89: lol panda
RAMVET89: so true
Couldwont: 3
HonBug1113: Bigcowboyken
RAMVET89: except coca has a real bus now
Cocapebbles71: THATS it!
RAMVET89: <--noticed how hon knew that name
JJoyofHearts: hey, he imed me last night
naughtynnice252: Coca you talking about cowboy
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Cocapebbles71: blah blah blah rambo
HonBug1113: he is not here tg
Cocapebbles71: yea naughty
Pandaclover: now i have to fiqure who is who again
RAMVET89: wasnt he a sheep rancher
CoyotiUgly577: cyber vacation is good
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HonBug1113: cause he always talks to me Ram
RAMVET89: lol
RAMVET89: brb
Cocapebbles71: thats who andy asked to do me tonight,, pfft as if i need him to help
Cocapebbles71: hb
HonBug1113: take your time
joejones1010: lol hon
HonBug1113: he will be back he keeps telling me he is snowed in
naughtynnice252: he likes fishing and red bra and red panties ,thats all I know about him
HonBug1113: Hi JJ
Cocapebbles71: nice
JJoyofHearts: hi Hon
naughtynnice252: Lemon tried to set us up
Cocapebbles71: iguess
Evilone2980: no comment
Evilone2980: lol
CoyotiUgly577: lol
JJoyofHearts: talking about that Ken guy?
naughtynnice252: Hi Evil
naughtynnice252: Jj yes
JJoyofHearts: ohh
HonBug1113: yes
Evilone2980: hi naughty
joejones1010: u sure know a lot about him naughty
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CoyotiUgly577: about who ?
HonBug1113: he makes sure we do
Cocapebbles71: she takes notes <she said>
CoyotiUgly577: what
CoyotiUgly577: why when
JJoyofHearts: O.O
Cocapebbles71: how
CoyotiUgly577: and where ?
CoyotiUgly577: lol coca
Evilone2980: I"ve talked to him but I have a short attention span so I drifted off
Evilone2980: lol
Cocapebbles71: lol
joejones1010: sounds like she does more than take notes
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naughtynnice252: joe not as much as I know about you!
Cocapebbles71: like to sleep evil??!!
joejones1010: lol
JJoyofHearts: is he a reg in here?
Cocapebbles71: wow naughty, who DONT you know about?
Evilone2980: :-X
ok so let me get this straight.....this bitch criticizes me openly in the chatroom for blogging and parking and logging.....yet she gives out info she gleans from men here....AND TAKES NOTES?!?!?!?!?! lmaooooooooooooooo so it takes me about 10 seconds to start a new log every day.....and i have software that can find a lot of info quickly....but i am supposedly obsessed with the room..........how much time is she spending on these notes of hers?
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BeachFlowerSDXo: Hi Kdc
Dixie9500: Yummmm
DopeyandSweet76: lol
DopeyandSweet76: AGAIN>??
Crazyguy6664: <<<<<<<<<likes beaches font
this is like a dog saying "i like fire hydrants"..... and with dogs, we all know any fire hydrant will do that happens to be nearby
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Well here it is almost 10 pm monday night.....and i still have my aol account.....and still parked and logging the room.....so if i had to guess.....i am guessing that lisa "the bovine terror" hopkin's call to AOL yielded no results on her complaints about one sparkyplug44.........let's go on a visionquest and see what that call possibly sounded like
Lisahopkins: i want to file a complaint against sparkyplug44, he keeps writing stuff about me on his blog
AOL: we dont offer blogs
Lisahopkins: you don't? so how is it he has a whole web page dedicated to pointing out the moronic behaviors and comments people make?
AOL: because we aren't the whole internet, we're just a social web site, he has to be posting this at a different website
Lisahopkins: uh, wait, wait, waitttttttt what do you mean you're not the whole internet? i been on AOL for 20 years, and it's all i know
AOL: ma'am, AOL is a minute portion of what all is available on the internet and if this blog is not on AOL, since we dont have blogs, then we can't control or discipline someone for what's written there, even if they have an AOL account
Lisahopkins: wait....waittttttt!! i am still trying to wrap my mind around this aol isnt the whole internet thing!?!?! Since when!?!?!??
AOL: you're not too bright are you
Lisahopkins: are you saying i'm dumb????
AOL: as a cow, ma'am...... as a cow. We can't help you, now mooooobye....i mean goodbye
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TMetzinger: Anyone who blogs about a chat room.... has too much time on his hands
perhaps, but i think anyone who comes in and tries to regale the room with all of his supposed sexploits from 20 to 30 years ago has more time on their hands than someone who blogs.....AND they bore the fuck out of the room while they do it
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What she said....
SUZISHERE7: oh please im the nicest one in here
What she meant........
SUZISHERE7: oh please im the nicest one in here, except when i tell a roomie, with no tact whatsoever on my part, that he isn't invited to an upcoming AOL party that other roomies and i are sitting in the room gushing about and then we continue to discuss it in his presence, in detail, like it's an Academy Awards after party........gosh i sure miss Married 1....we were some elite motherf#^*^&&^&^ i tell ya
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What he said......
male2much4u: I love life...just too short !!!!!!!!!!!!
male2much4u: my wife only had 40 yrs of it..
male2much4u: ..so...after that....I decided....Im going to enjoy...whatever..
What he meant
male2much4u: I love life...just too short !!!!!!!!!!!!
male2much4u: my wife only had 40 yrs of it..
male2much4u: ..so...after that....I decided....Im going to troll chat rooms like the slimebag i am and see how many women i can get to cam, phone or even meet as i prove to them my screen name isnt just a screen name...it's fact. It sure is fun to act like a pig and show I have zero respect for the memory of the woman i lost
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Kdcs11171: Thomas I scare most men ... cause I am so mean
i'm thinkin piglet needs to put this quote in her ads promoting her daycare....think of the warm fuzzy feeling those parents would have as they drove away in the morning, knowing their cherished offspring are safely ensconced in the protective care of such a high caliber woman......
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Points Str8 Up: have you ever experienced that funny, tingly, spasm feeling when you hang, and pull up on a chin up bar, or a pole ?
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i got a 50 that says this guy has never been laid
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lmaooooooo@ the mugshot on the other blog.......one could say the hair....... and the look on his face ........matches the name
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RUB MY APPENDAGE: aol is the wrong place for a sugardaddy
RUB MY APPENDAGE: you need to go to whatsyourprice.com to find a sugar daddy
well well....looks like andy has some subconcious feelings spilling over into his lil aol world....a message for Rhonda perhaps?? see.....RUB is andy.......god what a fucking idiot
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AnaisAnnais: I am a real south american princess
AnaisAnnais: not just a sn
Cant you just see Disney doing a movie about her?? i think it would be called "The Fable of the Persnickety Peruvian Princess".............ok somebody stop me...this bitch could give Kimmel material every night.....
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ana is back and stupider than ever.....she was acting all superior to heavens because heavens told her that her SN is in reference to her vagina and anais apparently got offended another woman would think her own vagina is better than ana's....
AnaisAnnais: and, my gynecologist told me that i have an elastic hymen
now i have to say the first thought that went through my head is Anais at walmart shopping for those women's pants that have the elastic waistbands....like some of the pregnant women wear...or perhaps this could have been the name of a bad 60's psychedelic band..... "Anais and the Elastic Hymens"
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the room had been talking about girl scouts as in one of the peeps said they had a GS meeting that night...and then Bren the crack whore pipes up...
Brensea: I have a brownie uniform
Willard001: i can..if ya like
OneMore4U2Tos: when do GS cookies go on sale ?
Sweetiegirl454: lol, bren
Sweetiegirl454: NOW, story
Willard001: now, rhonda
OneMore4U2Tos: ohh boy ..I need 20 of the purple boxes
Willard001: lol bre...ya must have one helluva closet
OneMore4U2Tos: 8-)
OneMore4U2Tos: those things are like crack
Brensea: I do Will
ok so the bitch claims to be a hooker....and is bragging about having a brownie uniform in her hookerish "helluva closet"......so i want you, the reader to think about this.......think about what kind of woman it would take that would want to wear a brownie uniform for a guy that would want her to wear that.....so the pig must like to fuck pedo's............so....who wants to hug the skanky bitch now?????
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LisaHopkins44: i will never ever even when i'm old and haggyfied have a camel toe ;)
well bitch, that makes perfect sense......seeing as how you are a COW! i think they call it cow hoove (5 minutes later sparkyplug wakes up after blacking out from retching his guts out with THAT visual)
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ok I originally wasn't going to mention any names because, frankly, how many times can you point out someone's stupidity before it becomes lather, rinse, repeat......however, due to the fact she can't keep her piehole shut, I will have to do so once again.....
naughtynnice252 seems to think she somehow knows me or knows how I think, feel, etc....she says how Julie must have some dirt on me because I don't post about her. Welllllll dumbfuck, there are plenty of people I don't post about that traipse in and out of the room on a daily or weekly basis. I actually skimmed the blog and did a rough estimate that I have posted in regards to about 50 or so people 2 or more times...and another 10-12 or so once. That's roughly 60-70 people.....there are at least 200 people that come in at least periodically....so I post about approximately 1/3 of the "reg" crowd. I don't know where you learned math, but I am guessing it's from the same place you took the "Unbiased Truth and Facts About Sparkyplug44" class....it wasn't Phoenix U was it???
Secondly, you say I put spin on all the stuff I blog about......well bitch, if you call pasting a room verbatim spin....ok. It is true that I sometimes remove lines of chat before posting what the gist of it is, but I don't remove anything that is relevant to the sitch or that would somehow change the meaning of the shit I do post....so when you go back to school to better your math skills, take another course on how to read because you obviously can't read here.....which means you disregarded my disclaimer at the top...yanno the part about being too stupid to comprehend the content of the Pier?
Then I get home tonight and see this.....
naughtynnice252: I feel sorry for Sparky , he never saids a kind word about anyone!
Tommy Ringo 7: naughty----you are so understanding
Kdcs11171: so why do you feel sorry for him Naughty?
Tommy Ringo 7: Kelly--read what she said
Kdcs11171: I did
Tommy Ringo 7: she said kind, not bad
naughtynnice252: Kd because you can tell he is unhappy with himself and the world
that is actually very untrue....but you prefer to read only the parts of the blog that you consider mean.....I have given kudos to the smart ones along the way and I think what you don't like is I say things a lot of the people in the room are thinking but for whatever reasons, they don't type it themselves. That's ok though, I am not here for you to like me....in fact, if a woman of your (low) caliber DID like me, that would cause me a great deal of consternation. I have a VERY HAPPY life and I love myself probably a bit more than should be normal (I think it's the fact I have all my hair at my age)
My blogging about what i think isn't any different then you being in a chatroom 16 hours a day, trying to find aol love. And on my end, even though my name is parked 24/7 logging like a mofo, I personally am only at the computer 1-3 hours a day. See, I don't pore over logs with a magnifying glass, I actually am hi-tech enough to have software that can skim logs and find things for me and I have a full life that includes working and being with my family.....and quite happy doing so. Hell, my wife sometimes even helps with the blog because it's just so damn fun making fun of people like YOU.
However, to answer specifically to your biggest complaint....that I never say anything nice about anyone, I will say this.........at least you aren't as stupid as tommy ringo.......see!?!?!?? THAT was nice!
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RAMVET89: man i used to know this girl - she could eat corn on the cobb through a chain link fence
Laura 37373: oh
Laura 37373: now i do
YallieRevisited: lol Ram huh?
KauaiCookie77: umm no I'm in Ohio now, but i do miss it
Fetsy1234: back........thought my dog was crying
Laura 37373: lol ram
YallieRevisited: wb Fetsy
Fetsy1234: ty
Laura 37373: wb fets
RAMVET89: she had some fucked up teeth
RAMVET89: they pointed straight out
Ram finally admits he knew LisaHopkins back in the day.....don't be too hard on her Ram, she is a cow afterall
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fitsport156: maybe you all need to re-evaluate things..and take people at face value
fitsport156: even on aol
fitsport156: *lol*
ok....i just reevaluated the fact that you, at face value, are a stupid whiny ass little prick who tries to commandeer the room with your total bullshit.....you aren't even close to being as smart as you think you are and everyone here isn't as dumb as you think they are....besides....how the fuck do you expect anybody to take anything you say as truthful or serious when you put that moronic fucking *lol* at the end of all your diatribes.....dense fuck
p.s......if somehow your bullshit about being a virgin and not ever having gone on a date is even remotely true (it isn't but hypothetically speaking here).....just because a woman might try to get you to see the funner side of life and have optimism about what that great big world outside your rigid boundaries might offer you in the grand scheme of life...doesn't mean she was hitting on you asshole....maybe she pitied you
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CARA MlA 1: what hubs said
Sfsk8r: Cara was lucky the cat found her
HollowWnd: someone... get out..:)
HollowWnd: or... sit on someone elses lap..
CARA MlA 1: tell tux to lose weight
CARA MlA 1: lol
CARA MlA 1: lol
HollowWnd: Nooooooooooooooooo he's lost enough..
CARA MlA 1: LOL!
HawkRidesAHarley: well Cara ...the cat was very lucky you found it
CARA MlA 1: well aparently not!
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CARA MlA 1: harley . .. think it went both ways
HollowWnd: ah... I like to feel... his weight behind his <wordsearch>
CARA MlA 1: ;-)
HollowWnd: touch?..
TUXnTAILS: Damn about time
HollowWnd: ops
TUXnTAILS: ((((((( Hollow )))))))
CARA MlA 1: he squeeeeeeeeeeeeezed in
HawkRidesAHarley: sounds like it Mia
CARA MlA 1: Tux*
HollowWnd: ~~~~~~~~ Tux ~~~~~~~~~ Hi love
TUXnTAILS: (((( Mia )))))
the only thing worse than seeing the one with "2 brain cells" named Hollow coming in.....is seeing her ego bloated boyfriend Tux following right behind her. Hey bitch, you want someone out of the room, tell YOUR non talking friends like neo, irysh, etc to get the fuck out ...........................dumbass
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fitsport156: *lol* well here's how I see it...I am 39..soon to be 40...*lol* I have never been with anyone on a date....or other more drastic things...so patience is all I have...I can wait it all out..I already have
can't you just see this guy in 30-40 years, he finally decides to take the plunge and ask the Widow Johnson down the street out for a cup of coffee....and drops dead as he is picking up the phone while Alanis Morrisette's "Ironic" is playing in the background......ok honestly i aint buyin this shit at all.....this is a fucking ruse he thinks is going to get him a sympathy phone fuck or something....
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ladyfiona1967: your not talking about mouthy are you?
Fives OBirne: Cool, I wrote to her for Chrsitmas
CoyotiUgly577: again lol
InocentPrincesss: yes chelle
InocentPrincesss: donna
Fives OBirne: Glad she's ok
ladyfiona1967: omfg i hated her...lmfao
InocentPrincesss: lol chelle
Fives OBirne: I wrote to her. Maybe she couldn't read it
Fives OBirne: She lost her aol
ladyfiona1967: she used to talk about how she got a tampon stuck up her crotch...very sickening woman... she thought it was funny to tell the room this
InocentPrincesss: oh cmon chelle thats funny
InocentPrincesss: lololol
Cocapebbles71: but wait
InocentPrincesss: im gross like that
InocentPrincesss: but yall love me
InocentPrincesss: but then again...i dont use tampons
ladyfiona1967: not the way she told the story it wasnt
SueSun64: wb suzi
ok so let me get this straight...a woman talks about getting a tampon stuck up her crotch and you say she is sickening (which is true, she is)..... yet Fets can regale the room with stories about shit, shit with corn, baby green shit, smashed carrots that look like orange shit, bloody tampons, boogers, snot, dog feces (yet another form of shit), spit, boils, carbuncles, blackheads, pimples, genital warts, horse dung (there's that shit topic again) and ears that get 1 year ear wax buildups falling out of them....and she is welcomed into the room like a returning war veteran?????? and someone needs to define the word love for ino, because she is obviously in desperate need of a dictionary
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TommyTubbie was giving one of the roomies grief about not believing in God and as usual, he ends up making grandiose statements that have no basis in fact...and what most would consider delusions of grandeur, as you can see.....
Tommy Ringo 7: hell, if you hate God, you must hate Tommy--lol
So a casual reader of the room might look at this comment and think tommy imagines he is on the level of, or is, God.....i really have to wonder how much lead he had as a child.....i'm guessin a couple hundred pounds...
Thing is Tommy, everyone has a right to their own religious beliefs...it's stated explicitly in the constitution of this country you claim to love so much......and freedom of religion also includes the freedom to not have any religion....
Annnnnnnd since you aren't really God (hard to accept isnt it?), above and beyond that, the God you claim to believe in gave EACH AND EVERY human being free will.......do you know what that is you fungus laden, diseased stump of wood? It means each person gets to choose for themselves what they do and don't believe in.....hell Tommy....even Jesus didn't force the issue...it was always a choice...and YOU can't do shit about that.....now just shut the fuck up and allow the room to recover from the stupidity that oozes out of every slimy pore of your body......
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JoeybagadonutsQQ: I can't view profiles
SUZISHERE7: yw :)
SUZISHERE7: sucks to be you joey
Dixie9500: you cant click on our names over there >>>>
SUZISHERE7: he he
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JoeybagadonutsQQ: I never signed up for lifestream
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Dixie9500: oh, I dont remember signing up either
SUZISHERE7: me either
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JoeybagadonutsQQ: it tells me i need a user name and password to view
Dixie9500: click on one of our names Joey and see if you can see the pics
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Dixie9500: oh hmmm
keithkriveria: suzi which person are you in the pics
SUZISHERE7: im me
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JoeybagadonutsQQ: I've done many times Steph
SUZISHERE7: cmon look at what is common in them all
SUZISHERE7: me sheeeesh
Evilone2980: it's the same stuff you sign into aol with....it's not a seperate thing lol
JoeybagadonutsQQ: I'm not joining shit....if Suzi wants to send me her pics she would have long time ago
JoeybagadonutsQQ: it is separate
JoeybagadonutsQQ: I signed onto AOL 1987.....lifestream wasn't on then
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo man oh man.....this so called expert of aol is TOO STUPID to realize he was signed up automatically for lifestream when aol incorporated that into their system. He assumes because it asks him to sign in, that he has to sign up.....hey dense fuck, all it's doing is prompting you for the same screen name and password you sign into aol with....it just does that sometimes...but what cracks me up is evil even tries to tell him and he sloughs her comment off like she is the clueless one......cuz well, he has been on aol since 1987 yanno...and God knows whatever AOL was like in 1987 is exactly how it works now right? I bet the dipshit still has dialup and is running his aol on an IBM 486. He probably thinks broadband is some all woman music group
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ok this whiner fit .....wait let me clarify...not the political whiner...but this other guy that whines about how ugly he is....has been goin on and on for the last 20 minutes about looks and apparently the only women he knows, meets, etc are only focused on that....and then this...
fitsport156: well thank you, and no need to apologize...I mean, I am certainly not trying some schtick to try to pick up women here *lol* I can count how many girlfriends I have had on....umm.....oh wait..I haven't
VelpooTx: LOL TIME TO CLICK A DICK BUH BYE DANCIN
InocentPrincesss: lol
fitsport156: so I am not entirely a whiz in the pick-up department
fitsport156: *lol*
JOCKAMO121: hello
Cocapebbles71: you've never had a gf?
InocentPrincesss: <-never had a gf....well in that sense
fitsport156: correct...*lol* you are smart in picking up what I said
so this guy is 39, has supposedly never had a girlfriend because of his looks.....i'm thinkin his looks are the least of his issues.....if i had to venture a guess.....it's because the mother#@$@$@ can't stop typing *lol* ALL THE GODDAMN TIME!!!. What's the asteriks for anyways? so we will see the lol better??? he types it on every fucking sentence!!! dude, THIS is why you don't have a girlfriend...you almost certainly laugh in person once or twice a sentence and not everything is funny!
lets use the imagination bubble to see what he is like in a bar.....
Woman at bar: hi my name is lana
Fit: *lol* hi lana *lol* i am glad to meet you
Lana: my name is funny?
Fit: *lol* no, where are you from *lol*
Lana: um, originally los angeles, but now i am in Butte, Montana
Fit: *lol*, i bet Butte is different from los angeles *lol*
Lana: yes, but much more laid back and smog free, and its Butte not Butt
Fit: *lol* *lol* *lol*
Lana: wait, did you just laugh?
Fit: *lol* yes, didn't you hear me? *lol*
Lana: i cant help but to hear you, you do it on every sentence
Fit: *lol* are you snapping at me because i am not your cup of tea in the looks department? *lol*
Lana: i wasn't snapping, i just am wondering why you laugh on every comment you make
Fit: *lol*, it's because i'm ugly isnt it? *lol*
Lana: no, i don't care what you look like, but the way you're acting is making you ugly in other ways
Fit: *lol* see i knew it was because of my looks *lol*
Lana: bartender? can i have my tab please?
Fit: *lol* another one bites the dust *lol*
Lana walks off in a hurried fashion, the bartender is glaring at Fit for chasing yet another paying customer away
Fit: *lol* whats wrong eddie, you look peeved *lol*
Eddie: yeah, i am, what the fuck is wrong with you? i cant keep losing new customers like this
Fit: *lol* i wasn't her brad pitt *lol*
Eddie: man, just find another bar to hang out in ok? i cant do this anymore
Fit: *lol* its because i'm ugly isnt it *lol*
ok enough of that silliness....yes Fit, i think this is some schtick to gain sympathy from women to get action....and if it isnt, then why, in this anonymous world of aol, would you focus on the one attribute you claim to lack in the real world and choose to be as miserable as you must be every morning you wake up....
so as he is leaving for the night...he decides to let us know what his tomorrow will bring forth....
fitsport156: yes:) good night and I will be here tomorrow:)
Sparky suddenly breaks out in a rendition of the Hee Haw song...."Gloooom, despairrr, agony on me.....whoaaaaa, deep dark depression, excessive misery........"
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sweetbriarel: I am a writer am in the process of writing a novel about men and woman who aremarried and still cheat. I told my editor I was going to talk on a cheaters married chat so got multiple Im`s valuable information Random House is happy.
lmaoooooooo ok this chick used to come in under a different screen name and her actual author name is supposed to be carole podgorny....well carole is an author in her own mind......and if this doesn't clue you in....think about it this way....what major publisher would pay someone money to sit in THIS room to get novel worthy affairs material??? Who they gonna write about? Andy and Rhonda?? Hollow and Tux??? lmaooooo or perhaps whatever simpleton Chris is matched up with this month??? Yeah i dont think so....hell those are barely worthy of making the Pier (see i can make fun of myself too, idiots)
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ok someone needs to give the "vampire" a brain transplant because apparently he is sucking diseased blood and now seems to have the human form of mad cow disease...yanno that shit that makes your brain into a sponge with a buncha holes.....he slams michael for typing in purple because apparently only women are supposed to use that color...so after he lambasts him and Michael starts making him look as stupid as he is......he says this..
BlackSheerPride: michael if you were any smarter you would how stupid you sound right now you know nothing about me so stfu ty
So let me get this straight....you slam someone for typing in a font color right when they come in...and then you tell them they know nothing about you!?!!??!? oh i think they know at least one thing....that you are an asshole...that's all anyone needs to know
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Anytime you have ever pondered if you miss much in the room while you are away working, on vaca, going to the in-laws house for a good, stomach filling post New Year's dinner, i want you to emblazon this into your brain.....THIS is the type of stuff you miss.....feel better?
Cocapebbles71: wth are vaginal blood farts anyway
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Ok what's humorous to me part 3 -
naughtynnice252: we could use a few cute guys in here
naughtynnice252: just to look at
So how exactly do you see cute guys in an aol chat room? This must be one of those morons that believe anytime a guy comes in and says " 6'4", 200, blue eyes and 10 inch cock" that he must surely be telling the truth!! If you are so focused on looks, please please just move on to Skype and allow the room IQ average to creep back above 75. We all thank you in advance.
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Ok what's humorous to me part 2 - back when i was making lifestream comments and switching over to the blog, juddgemental, shady premise, et al (they are all the same person) was mad because i had the gall to post about him (ironic that one of his names is Charles has gall and he gets mad that others do?). but apparently he assumed i was reading HIS lifestreams....actually i wasn't and found this by accident on a web search......this was posted in october
Gofuh Cureself Beware of Sparkyplug44, as he hacks into AOL accounts and will find out your childrens screen names and post them on his profile and in his blog. 1381694462Oct 13 at 3:01PM
now i would be remiss in my duties if i let this slide cuz this dumbass is way off.....first...i have NEVER hacked anyone...there are other ways to find out people's info and i dont have to perform a blatantly illegal act to get the info i get. Secondly...what kind of dumbass uses their KID'S screen name as their master aol account???? this guy tries to act like he is super intelligent and that is about the dumbest aol maneuver i could ever contemplate...so shady...juddge, shady, charles has gall, barrydude and all the other dozens of names you are...next time you want to accuse someone, get your fucking facts straight.......asshole
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Ok what's humorous to me is ever since i made my commentary about Adam/toomny and his stupid bellowing....he keeps coming in the room "giving sparky something to blog about"....well mr drunkroid., other than rare occasions, be assured its normally not my style to comment on alcoholics who have personality disorders....and you have a boatload.
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ok this is about the 10th fucking time in a week or so that i have seen her speak of this "stalker". Hey clueless, did it ever dawn on you that actually pointing out and saying said stalker's name is opposite of what it might take to actually be rid of them?? Makes me wonder which of the two of you want the attention more......
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VelpooTx: the stalker GGab007 is back
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MAN781MAN: hi room 57 mm mass
HonBug1113: Hey sweet saw Elaine here at like 4 am she said to tell you HI
KathysNoClown: hi man
LemonGrogger: youre up that early Hon?
MAN781MAN: hi kathy
LemonGrogger: who's the lucky guy?
JSisME: :-*steph
LemonGrogger: someone on the west coast?
Dixie9500: lol
HonBug1113: 5 am everyday lemon
Dixie9500: JiM :)
MAN781MAN: how are you kathy ?
RideMeLikeASled: <~~west side
Sweetforeveron: aww i love her bug
LemonGrogger: everyone waits for Kathy to answer
HonBug1113: my B.O.B
Sweetforeveron: tell her i wish her the best at the old folks home
RideMeLikeASled: QQ@hon
HonBug1113: lol
Dixie9500: LOL
ok this was really curious....this chat transpired sometime between Sunday afternoon and Monday afternoon/evening......hon claims she saw Elaine here at 4 am either morning.....thing is...Elaine never came in the room in her Elaine name....hasn't since Christmas day .....see....what some do not realize is I LOG EVERYTHING M##$##%$@@$#%%.....which means if you're gonna exaggerate, embellish, lie....and i happen to see it...of course i'm gonna point it out....with that being said....i'll give her some leeway because maybe when she said "here", she simply meant AOL versus being in the chatroom, or she knows Elaine's spy names......but then that means she im's with Elaine....so my next thought is "someone warn this dumbass not to loan that bitch money before she gets taken like the last 50 inch LCD at Walmart on Black Friday because anyone stupid enough to hook up with Augie(wtf kinda name is Augie anyways...god its like a bad cartoon), is stupid enough to buy Elaine's bullshit".....and is it just me or is there a contradiction there....she says she saw her at 4 am...but then when grog asks her about being that early, she tells him she is up at 5am every morning....ok bitch..which is it? 4? or 5? sorry if it seems i'm a tad hard on her, but i usually do suspect "newbies" that hit the room and so quickly get as invested in the day to day as she has...it happens often...and most are regurgitated regs in snakes clothing
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NursieinAZ: <~~~~~~~~~~~50, look 38, act 25 and wish I was 16 and knew then what I know now...;) Frankie has rubbed off on me...lol
i dont know who has been lying to this broad, but the pic i saw back in 2012 sure as hell didn't look 38....more like 58.....not that there is anything wrong with 58, but this is the same dumbass that BRAGGED about spilling out the top of her sundress as an old geezer in burger king or mcd's or something supposedly ogled her. what made it sound even more ridiculous is she she was supposedly there while online and in the room talking about it as it was happening.....picture that...a 50ish woman wearing a too small, too loose sundress with her bladders falling out, a pervy geezer drooling at what was probably the first piece of ass he's seen since he got out of prison 10 years before and she giggles like a little schoolgirl as she excitedly types to the room about how he is making her blush at his leers. Yeah, i'm thinkin the 12 years she deducted from the looks category shoulda been deducted from the acts category. Of course, she gave a big hint of that when she crowed about creepball frank.....then again, what do you expect, this is the same dumb bitch that hooked up with kev and called it love.....lmaooooooooooooo....she really thought he was gonna leave his wife???? for her??????? lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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I don't have an open forum on this blog, but in the interest of fairness, i have no issue with all sides of a sitch being heard when needed.....so i get this email from Camreo/Daree2bdi and there were some "clarifications" in that email. Thing is....when it comes to all this Elaine shit, i am more of a messenger to the masses (i.e...the 100 or so people that read the blog daily) than anything else. This is the email word for word pasted straight into this blog.....so let's just call this posting.........
dare2bfair
Hi .
I enjoy reading your blog about Elaine ...... but your latest about me is not all the truth and I do not care if you include me in your crusade against Elaine... but can you please correct your facts since who knows Me better then me ...... I got nothing to hide #1 I didn't reinvent myself I lost the cam name ........ dianne is my name so the sn reflects my name .....
^2 My incarceration was nothing to do with scamming any one from AOL ... it had to do with my fathers death that is it .......
Now Elaine did in fact take money from my bank acct...... that is a true fact ...... she also wanted to move in with me for a short period of time to they found a place to live....... which being her friend I figured ok a month two months top ....
When she came down here she informed me that oh no it has to be least a year and I told her NO that can no be done sorry ..... now the whole time she was in the friends room lying to people saying she had her own place in Delaware then when she got mad at me she went flying back to new jersey and ran her mouth in the room people didn't understand why she was upset with me due to the fact she stated several times that she had she own place so why be mad at me .... this created a huge email frenzy with elaine cussing people out and blocking them and her leaving to head to the married room She only went to the married room because no one knew her knew of her lies that she told in the friends room ........ this is true facts
Another fact elaine called me on the phone told me her Mother passed away ...... I sent her a sympathy card and flowers over her loss...... then 2 months later she tells me she saw her mothers aol acct still active and decided to write it a email .... no normal sane person would write a dead person a email .... but to my surprise she called me and told me her mother faked her own death to avoid having contact with elaine ........ no one can make this up .....
now Elaine going around telling people she won 50 grand but what i do not understand is why she is asking lady fi in a email to send her money because she cant buy food ..... or asking jerzeegirl for money to be sent to her by western union ......
So I have no issue with you putting me in your blog just as long as it is truthfully..... thanks I found you very articulate in your writings and enjoy ....
thanks ........
ps. as they say the truth will set you free as long as it is the truth ..... I agree
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as the new year is on the horizon and the smoke begins to clear from the Saga of Desperate Elaine .....you have to wonder what the temperament is in that home this week.....let's take an imaginary peek shall we.....
Elaine: well, it sure looks like that c%$# jerz isnt gonna send the money we demanded
Elaine's Hub: wtf kinda name is jerz anyways
Elaine: i think it's based on the fact she used to live here
Elaine's Hub: well goddammit, dont defend the bitch!!!
Elaine: i'm not, it's just that geography was one of the subjects i did best in, i averaged a 73! (smug look)
Elaine's Hub: How ironic, our electric bill that is 2 weeks past due is 73 dollars, are you taunting me because i can't provide!?!!?!?!? (fist slam on table)
Elaine: no no, i would never do that, unless you went back to jail or somethin.
Elaine's Hub: how about that fi chick, you think you could ask her again? mebbe she will get tired of you bringing it up and just throw a few 20's ur way
(puffs 3 times real fast on his last cig, which was constructed using the tobacco remnants of 18 cigarette butts found in the gutter and rolled into a old wrinkly piece of notebook paper from Elaine's "diary")
Elaine: Well i think she blocked my mail, that seems to be the in thing to do these days. What about your side of the fam, anybody died lately where we could get into their house while their funeral is takin place and take what's rightfully ours?
Elaine's Hub: Hmmmm, well my cousin's brother's wife's dad's sister passed away last week, but i think she was cremated.
Elaine: If you can find out where they put the urn, that brass will get us a buck 60 a pound if it's yeller.
Elaine's Hub: what if they got a marble urn?
Elaine: then they are CHEAP ASS M%#%$%$#%#r#$% (picks up her hubs used cigarette he just threw on the ground and puffs a couple times to get that last nicotine shot)
Elaine's Hub: i think marble urns sometimes cost more
Elaine: you fucking idiot! you can't take marble to a scrap metal recycler!!! Do you wanna eat at Golden Corral or Morton's for fucks sake!?!?!? (shakin head) momma told me i should have married up.
I hope everyone had a happy holiday season and as this calendar switches to January, I think everyone should drop to their knees and thank whatever God, higher power or just plain karma that they are not one of these two individuals...and remember when life seems to throw you a curveball, it could indeed be worse.
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The DUMBEST comment of the year award goes to.......
Kdcs11171: AOL will have to comply to the new laws against cyber bullying before long
Hey piglet, allow me to direct you to a GOVERNMENT website that discusses this issue.
http://www.stopbullying.gov/what-is-bullying/index.html
Now look closely and see that this applies to KIDS and at most, YOUNG ADULTS in college. In fact the DEFINITION from their website for this is:
Bullying is unwanted, aggressive behavior among school aged children that involves a real or perceived power imbalance. The behavior is repeated, or has the potential to be repeated, over time.
Do you see the part where it says children???? So let's see what happens when you take your 40/50 something year old ass down to the police and whine about being picked on......god be an adult for once....i am really really getting embarrassed for you while i log this shit....moron
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YallieRevisited: Taquitos remind me of dead mice
what the fuck kind of mexican food do you eat?!?!?!?
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TOTALBULLSHIT ALERT!!!! TOTAL BULLSHIT ALERT!!! (submarine sirens wailing as the red lights flash in the darkened room)
Fetsy1234: nope...its Mr fets..checking out the wife's action
Here we go again....."Mr fets" supposedly signing on as Fets to see whats going on in her online world....this is as stupid as FakeDocAndy and his constant pining for the nasty ass rat.......and anyone that believes this is really Fetsy's hub, please leave the pier and dont come back, cause this realm isn't for dumbasses like you
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Bella 2509: wow suddenly its getting depressing here
this air between the ears bitch never ceases to amaze me with how self centered and mind-numbingly stupid she can be........there were a couple of roomies speaking about deaths of people related or close to their families and giving some of the details of who, what, where, etc.... and even though this idiot broad extended her condolences beforehand, i guess she didn't like the idea of that angle of room chat continuing.....well surprise surprise bitchwad, aol isn't a pretend world where only pleasant things are spoken of.....there are REAL people behind every keyboard.....wait....let me rethink....ok there are mostly REAL people behind every keyboard and guess what real people have, moron? REAL LIFE ISSUES......and if they want to talk about it, it probably means it's on their mind and they are ALLOWED that. What's wrong, you aren't getting all the manly attention you so desperately seek almost every time you venture in here? Why don't you just stay in Brady Bunch and let those slimebags cater to your self induced ego. What's that? Brady Bunch is BORING???? nawww, really? lmaoooooooooo
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Just when you think it couldn't get any weirder than all the Elaine saga going on...this DumpSterDiver4E name comes in and is doin typical bs chat....turns out it's lisahopkins.......the mystery to me is how a cow can go dumpster diving.....can't you just see her bovine legs flailing about as she is flat on her back, hooves in the air, mooing for help........ and suddenly the lid shuts for the weekend.....
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TooMnyBeers1: LOL @ Logging, you people need to get a fuckin life
Tell us old wise one, what type of life you refer to....you mean the type of life that involves buying a 30 pack on the way home and getting so shit faced drunk you can't remember anything after? You mean the type of life where you and your on and off girlfriend FAKE getting logs from the room from others showing each of you flirting with others when both of you aren't in the room....and then you scold the room in general for sending those nonexistant logs? You mean the type of pathetic life that has you bragging about your so called big dick, yet when you aren't in the room, she LAUGHS at you as she tells the room that dick is always limp? Next time, be a bit more specific asshole
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Well see, now i feel ZERO guilt for outing anything about Elaine......because this friendz name PEGGED this big time...the duhhh name comes back to Elaine's screen name as the master account......and i have blanked out sweetforeveron's info but in the room it was full name, addy, phone etc.....hey elaine...i bet it pisses you the fuck off you can't get mine....but thing is....even if you ever do...i dont give a rats ass.....you cant do shit....all you are is a loud mouth scumbag piece of shit shank.......and i am laughing my ass off that you are so dumb you thought you could do this anonymously.....hell elaine...what happened to yo bad ass self???
Kdcs11171: <~not a wife
duhhhhhhhhhh123: SWEETFOREVERON = XXXX XXXXXXX Street, Hammond, IN 46323. Telephone number: XXX-XXX-6164
Kdcs11171: wow
SwTirishTeri333: oh boy
EyeDocAndy1: OOOOH LETS ALL CALL HER
FireJms246: not cool duhhhhhhh
Kdcs11171: duh why would you do that?
SwTirishTeri333: duh why you posting julies number?
duhhhhhhhhhh123: Name: Julie C. XXXXX
Kdcs11171: ok so you can post her info ... what good does that do you?
Kdcs11171: are we all going to show up at her house?
babz1566: I just e-mailed it to her
duhhhhhhhhhh123: shut the fuck up bitch. you bow to this man. kneel before your god
friendz28283: Elaine why are you on here as duhhhhh and posting julies info???
duhhhhhhhhhh123: fire shut the fuck up fire fighters suck. be a man and be a cop
friendz28283: Elaine in new jersy is.. this duhhhhhhhhhh person
FireJms246: lol cops r pussys
Kdcs11171: james
FireJms246: hi terah
FireJms246: yes
Kdcs11171: they are not
EyeDocAndy1: FIRE FIGHTER =UNCLE TOM
FireJms246: i know there not
Kdcs11171: thank you
friendz28283: WOW elaine who knew you were so underhanded????????????
friendz28283: well I guess we all do now
babz1566: I shared it with Sweet
duhhhhhhhhhh123: who is fucking who in here
friendz28283: and I have proof you are elaine
friendz28283: wow elaine you are really a sicko to make that duhhhhhhhhhhhhh name
duhhhhhhhhhh123: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
SwTirishTeri333: who is elaine?
Simonistx42x: somebody post sweet's info again
friendz28283: duh is elaine
Kdcs11171: wow I am lost
SwTirishTeri333: holy shit im getting confused
duhhhhhhhhhh123: Julie C. XXXXX, XXX-XXX-6164 XXXX XXXXXXX Street, Hammond, IN 46323
Simonistx42x: hammond IN.. how odd
friendz28283: ok lets post elaines name and her facebook link
friendz28283: lmao
duhhhhhhhhhh123: yeah post her shit man. I got to fuck up her world too
Simonistx42x: Julie C. XXXXX, XXX-XXX-6164 XXXX XXXXXXX Street, Hammond, IN 46323
SwTirishTeri333: holy shit everyone in here has gone nuts for the holiday lol
Simonistx42x: bitch lies about me
friendz28283: I wouldn't post stuff that's lowdown
Simonistx42x: fuck her
Kdcs11171: <~hasnt
friendz28283: elaine you are as sick as everyone has said
duhhhhhhhhhh123: I would Tell Elane shes next
OnlineHost: duhhhhhhhhhh123 has left the room.
friendz28283: YOU are elaine
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Andy was bellowing to the room how he was the god Anubis....and DarrFive gigged him that Anubis was malware used to infect computers...then this
DarrFive: anubis is also god of the Dead.. a jackal.. that fits too
Salltydwg50: nice googling Darr
Salltydwg50: ya idiot
DarrFive: actually, sallty it's kind of sad you are upset with people who choose to be informed
DarrFive: but that is you.
Salltydwg50: informed?..........who can't google!!!......lol
DarrFive: and why shouldnt we google? You stated it like that's a bad thing.
DarrFive: we can also read, take classes, etc.. all good for the brain
OnlineHost: john0213602136 has entered the room.
Salltydwg50: google all yu want but don't come off like you knew......k?
DarrFive: I know , because I googled. how else do we know? by osmosis?
DarrFive: k?
DarrFive: lame attempt at a put down sallty
Salltydwg50: lol......i knew
Salltydwg50: lame attept to be smart
DarrFive: wonderful, I celebrate knowledge.. there are many ways to gain it
DarrFive: knowledge is not a contest sallty..
DarrFive: Im happy you are able to know things
Salltydwg50: profound
Yummeelishious: you two need to get a room like a cranky married couple they way you bicker
DarrFive: woudl you be happier to talk about your penis, yummie?
Salltydwg50: lol
Yummeelishious: i'd be happier if you two didnt bring the room down
DarrFive: and you dont??
Salltydwg50: yummy is another aol fool........nosey too
Yummeelishious: nope i bring humor not a B&M session
DarrFive: I see, yummy has to approve of the topic
Salltydwg50: humor?
Salltydwg50: when
Everytime i went to type commentary here on the Pier, she beat me to the punch on what i was gonna say here....but what cracked me up was when the pathetic "yummee" piped up.....this is the fucking dumbass that has a WOMANLY name that bitches about men im'ng him....but he showed his true idiocy yesterday typing in PINK......hey dumbass...get a clue..anyways...kudos to DarrFive for saying it better than i could have to both of them
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BDOS: i just cruise down the river on sunday looking @ the birds to see which one i want to be
I'm thinking you're a vulture, yanno since you prey upon and zero in on weak women and because, well, the dodo went extinct
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man oh man.....i sat down here to skim logs from the last couple days and of course the Elaine saga has taken over this week.....and Jerz is describing when Elaine hit her up for money....i haven't stopped laughing for several minutes here......this is proof that Elaine is a man or at minimum a hermaphrodite...cuz bitch, this takes balls.......
jerzeeegirl72: ya know, i didnt want to be mean and say..hell no are you serious?
OnlineHost: HUGGAMAX has left the room.
Kmaytenn: yeah well
jerzeeegirl72: so i said, well im here erin is sleeping, shes not feeling well, which was true
jerzeeegirl72: she goes, let me send you the link for western union, you can send it online
Kmaytenn: lmao
jerzeeegirl72: i said, sorry, cant do it
jerzeeegirl72: lmao, nerve huh?
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EyeDocAndy1: I WAS JUST CALLED UP BY THE LYONS CLUB AND I WAS TOLD FORGET ABOUT GOING TO THE CHILDRENS HOSPITAL BECAUSE THERE IS A BAD GI VIRUS GOING AROUND. I BOUGHT SO MANY PRESENTS THAT REALLY SUCKS
This was his second round of talking about this today....earlier he had said how he spent thousands of dollars on these supposed gifts....well Andy, someone that has a truly giving heart doesn't feel the need to brag about their charitable contributions, especially in the big ass font you use.....they do so from the compassion for the cause. You probably went to Goodwill and loaded up on their dirty used toys so you could look like da man as you strolled in......and by the way...it's Lion's....not Lyons....you dont even know the name of the club you're in???
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Every now and then, one sees idiocy that boggles the mind even moreso than the typical chatroom fare.....this is one of those times....
Crazyguy6664: <<<<<<<<moving in with naughty
naughtynnice252: Crazy not sure my husband would like that
Crazyguy6664: ill take care of ur hubby
naughtynnice252: oh I throught you wanted to take care of me
Crazyguy6664: lol i meant ill get rid of ur hubby
naughtynnice252: Oh.
Crazyguy6664: just oh?????
naughtynnice252: he is a pretty big man
Crazyguy6664: <<large an thick.... remember?
lmao can't you just see Fuckhead Frank being a hitman for the mob.......he makes the intended target get in an execution style position and proceeds to try to beat them to death with his little wanger....cuz well...it has that piercing yanno and man oh man...that can do some damage. And let's be real.....i can't speak for women per se ....but i'm thinking he has to be delusional to think his cock talk is a turn on to most women, especially since that seems to be all he can talk about
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Fahntastik: i swear,, any dude that takes the time to writee all that shit,, needs to get out more
This was the brainiac from Jersey, commenting on the Pier.......well gee dickwad, i guess i could try to be more like you and attempt to hook up with every skank that comes through the door (do the names Fetsy and Cara Mia ring a bell).....and then pout and bail the room when i don't get the attention i want. Well dude here's the deal, when I'm online, I can either spend my time in the room saying nonsense and drinking like you.. or I could spend my time commenting on the nonsense people say.. its the same thing, dude.....why the hell do you care what i spend my time doing......you don't like it? go fuck yourself you jealous pig
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Z0EYL0VE43: i told the room i am going after bdos he is gonna be mine and a lot said no way zoey he wont have nothign to do with you
Z0EYL0VE43: but he didO:-)
BDOS: zzzzzz it up
Z0EYL0VE43: what this comes down to is that go after what you want or who you want it can happen
Z0EYL0VE43: :-X
DisClickableMe: even on Christmas, he barks orders
DisClickableMe: "Sit, Zoey.... SIT"
Z0EYL0VE43: disky now come on
Z0EYL0VE43: i so happen to be in love with him and he gives me what i want
Z0EYL0VE43: well 90 percent of the time
BDOS: dick your still CRYING
Z0EYL0VE43: i didnt get my car but i am okay with this
DisClickableMe: and if tomorrow he were broke?
BDOS: :'(
Z0EYL0VE43: disky even if he was broke or didnt have what he has i would still want him
DisClickableMe: you say that now.... But his overbearing, controlling nature wouldn't be nearly as "pleasurable" .....
Z0EYL0VE43: disky he is not all that controlling
DisClickableMe: riiiiiight
DisClickableMe: brb...
BDOS: zzzzz it up
Z0EYL0VE43: :-X
DisClickableMe: lol... again, he barks
there was a lot more said, but this is the gist of the conversation......i swear i haven't stopped laughing for 5 minutes......"he is not all that controlling"???? lmaooooooo that's like saying Charles Manson isn't all that bad, yanno, once you put the murders to the side and all......God this woman is denser than a supermassive black hole...and then the bitch has the nerve to whine about not getting a car for Christmas....hey Zoey, here's a clue....why don't you go help someone that is truly in need of say...food, clothes, etc....and be happy with the car you have......what's that? BDOS doesn't let you have a car???? no way!!! who woulda thunk.......
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Ya wake up Christmas morning with anticipation of happy times and family being close, hot apple cider, Christmas dinner and even a bit of mirth and perhaps some merriment....and then you happen to check the computer and see this......
BDOS: I contented to close you have onand age if your computer
BDOS: I can tell you everything about your but she would not admit the truth
BDOS: that makes me a different species (yes we know BDOS, the prevalent theory is you are a Papio cynocephalus cynocephalus, otherwise known as the Yellow Central Baboon)
BDOS: from the time you ever so many decent name have I ever communicate with any of you
BDOS: know because I was monitoring you for many years
BDOS: before I wanted to say something
BDOS: I would say something that I would make it so funny that you would insult me over and over
BDOS: and I would keep smiling
BDOS: because I wanted to find out what you people were all about
BDOS: you didn't see the person or persons eight could be a machine
BDOS: that each and everyone of you had something to see
BDOS: that was when I said sufficient is sufficient
ok so he either just admitted he is the Dumbest Person to Ever Work For the NSA or that he was some nerd in high school that stalked peeps
BDOS: so now you had created a monster with a very smart head
BDOS: and you cannot control of the monster that you have created
No doubt whatsoever he is speaking of EyeCrockAndy here
BDOS: so I'm just reminding you in many years back would you like me to recite
BDOS: some of the things that some of you have said in those days
BDOS: now every photograph I have from the different species
BDOS: into rooms the popular rooms was the Colorado rooms
BDOS: they had some very nice people some
Nothing is keeping you from going back to said nice room, asshole
BDOS: I notice stories is running her mouth constantly
Just like a broken clock, even a BDOS can be right twice a day
BDOS: I think this lighting doorbehind the computer need to be clean
BDOS: it have a lot of fingerprints on it
BDOS: as far as I can see
BDOS: I think the flowers on the right hand side company to door need to be change
BDOS: should I continue
Awww, here he is making Zoey's chore list for her.....hey lazy ass, just grab a bottle of windex and a paper towel and clean it yourself
BDOS: and I think you should put on a different outfit
BDOS: the outfit you have on is bursting
And of course, telling her how to dress
BDOS: and you have false teeth
BDOS: you should put them
Aha!!!! We all knew the bitch was old....what'd you do, hook up with her at the nursing home?
BDOS: if you feel you can do something you do it
BDOS: do not that nobody tell you that you cannot do it at your age
BDOS: be frisky
So why is this advice supposedly good for others, but he has to control EVERY MOVE she makes. i bet this asshole even has her on a bathroom schedule....what a pig
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Dear Moron Who Assumes They Suspended My Chat Room Privileges;
Surely you aren't so clueless to assume the sparky name is the only name i use in there are you? I not only have more than one name i can and do log with, i have more than one aol account tied to DIFFERENT names that you can never possibly figure out. You fool. So laugh your ass off all the way back to Stupidville, USA and just know you aren't the only one who can hack and mess with people.....so beware you little piece of shit punk. If AOL doesn't get you first, someone else will. Merry Christmas :)
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BDOS bragging how he took it up the ass in prison and somehow maintained control
BDOS: when I was a certain age I had 64 men and I was in charge
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Speaking of Zoey....there have been times in the past i actually had some sympathy for her and her "situation".....but as i read her and dumbass over the months, i realized she CHOOSES the life she has....which makes her just as sick, if not moreso, than he. People like her don't deserve respect because they don't have any for themselves. As controlling and most likely abusive as he may be, she can leave....she willingly moved in with him....what a fine example she is for her kids huh.
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and now he is back to his usual brainless self
BDOS: hard-working Americans don't even have a good Christmas and you people that don't work have a better Christmas
BDOS: something is wrong and is subject
BDOS: I think it's the fault of the Republicans
hey BDUMB, maybe,,,,just maybe,,,,it's the fault of those people that can work and choose not to do so because the handouts make it easier to do so...and guess where those handouts come from....the TAXES the hard working Americans pay......and if you wanna blame the politicians, then feel free to put BOTH major parties under the microscope and i think you will find they pander to whoever and whatever cause will get then reelected.....hell i think people on welfare make damn near as much as people on Walmart.....pretty sad when the LARGEST employer in america has a noticeable share of their workforce on government aid. You can even blame professional athletes in this mix, because SOMEONE has to pay those endorsement contracts and commercials they appear on....guess who that is? oh wait, you're dumb, you can't figure it out......well the simple version is it drives the prices of a number of products sky high and then the competition for those products think well if they can charge that so can we....and don't even get me started on the pharmaceutical and health "care" industries.....so the short version of all this BDOS is this.....the next time you feel tempted to open your mouth and criticize anyone else before you look at your own moronic, controlling, male chauvinist piggy ass self, don't.......just shut the fuck up and go let Zoey out of her dungeon....it's feeding and watering time. Asshole
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the one and only time BDOS ever made sense...................
Xmasnowangel: when was the last time you farting in a public place and where was it?
Tm59wlkr: last week
Tm59wlkr: at walmart
Xmasnowangel: lol tim
OnlineHost: TREEHIDE has entered the room.
BDOS: can you imagine and one person is asking such a question
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wow, post a little bit of reality and all hell breaks loose lmaoooooooo...hey Elaine, you dumbass, i got people mailing me left and right and i'm thinkin you have burned some bridges.....i had received a mail involving 2 roomies and Elaine earlier and have held off on posting that since i wasn't 100% sure if that was the goal of them sending....but this mail from Arg was very clear....and frankly Elaine, i have to side with the man on this one....you have lost total control and have your head totally up your ass.....so without further ado....this was in my mailbox when i got home and i am posting this in it's entirety.......don't be mad at me Elaine....i'm just the messenger on this one lmaoooooo....(actually i don't give a rat's ass if you're mad at me or not, truth hurts huh)
wanted to forward you an email in reference to the ongoing Elaine saga... she blocked my email, if you could I would appreciate it if you posted my response in your blog b/c we all know she reads it. The response and original message is below. Thanks for all the laughs!
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Sent: 12/23/2013 8:15:20 P.M. Eastern Standard Time
Subj: Re: me
Hi Elaine,
First, I don't appreciate your accusatory stamens and threats. Second, I have never posted any of your information, nor have I even bothered to goggle search any of your information. You have always been a decent person towards me and in return, I the same to you; I have or have had no reason to due such things that you accuse me of doing. I have never "run" anyone's personal information as you stated, that is illegal, it is documented for ever and I would loose my job (Why would I want to loose my job over people on A.O.L.) Furthermore, the information I have found on others (not including you, due to me not looking any of your information up) has all been found, legally, using Google search engines. Also, I am a very humble, kind and givving person, I only react accordingly when challanged. Lastly, I have never used the work's computer to use A.O.L., I use only my personal computer and when I do, to help protect my identity, I use three to five proxy servers, therefore my I.P. address is not traceable. This account was also created with a false name and information and I used a pre-paid gift card to open the account, also to protect my identity. Before you make accusatory statements and threats make sure you have all of your information correct.
Sincerely,
Scott (if that is even my real name)
In a message dated 12/23/2013 5:18:45 P.M. Eastern Standard Time, [email protected] writes:
You ever post my personal information again and I don't care if it is through your private computer or the police departments computer I am going to shut you down legally and with fever. Do you understand Scott? This is serious shit you are doing not only to me but to other people in the room running their information.
I don't think the state of NJ or the police department appreciates you being on AOL on the job particularly since you are bragging you get paid $ 50 an hour on a utility detail and calling a woman a cunt. You think as a cop you would be a hell of a lot more humble.
I know what you are saying to Chelle. It was sent to me via email. I gave her a reaming. I also gave Jerzee a reaming.
I am a lot closer to the police department than you think Scott. You would think you respected my tenur with them but you screwed up. You really need to wrap your head around this. This is not a threat Scott. i don't do threats. This is in my rights. You are understanding me now Scott.
Don't make me do the unthinkable and make phone calls. Stop the bullshit.
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I know some have been waiting for the part 2 of the Elaine saga...and since the bitch doesn't know how to keep her mouth shut....here goes....
first....let me clarify something she has tried to misconstrue. I NEVER said Diane from this other room emailed me....what i said was i got an email about how Elaine was trying to snag some Diane wallet action...and at the time i suspected, but wasn't sure, that the Diane being referred to was the infamous Camreo of married 4 and married 1...remember her? She remade herself and hit the 40's rooms as the screenname dare2Bdi . She was a lying con artist that has been in jail more than once for trying to fuck people over on money.....and apparently Elaine became buds with her...isn't that funny...two con artists trying to con each other out of money they think the other has?
Well Elaine confirmed that it was one and the same Diane with all her rants in the room.....so now below...is a paste of parts of the original mails i got from....the messenger....
She hung out in either 40 friends or 40's love,...... as the story goes... she was having financial problems and a woman named Diane was sending her money and had requested her to let her and her husband move in with them until they got on their feet. Elaine must have exhausted resources with this woman and they had it out so she left the room and came into Married. Since she has been in this room she has bragged about working from home, she brags about all the money they spend, and the expensive food they eat, and all the trips they take..of course along with the wonderful sex they have.
part 2 is the smoking gun.....people can say i made up all of this all they want (except the twitter account, which no one can fake that after the fact)..... no one can go back in time and paste what Elaine pasted in December of 2012 at this website...... If you dont see the comments below the article, then you have to click Comments above the article, then scroll way way down(the scroll bar indicator should be about 90% of the way down) on the comments to the Dec 26, 2012 entry after the article but trust me...it's worth it.....so Elaine...you deny all you want....but you ain't lying your way out of this one you dumb hobag bitch....
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2012/11/27/absolutely-everything-you-need-to-know-about-the-fiscal-cliff-in-one-faq/#comments
dont ever call me a liar again or i will just have to post more shit about you....anyone that leaves this kind of info layin about has to have a lot more out there...and one final paste...i got a subsequent email that basically said the 2-3 days elaine was absent from married, she was in biker bar....and apparently before she went to visit there she hit 2-3 married room peeps up for money....i have no proof of this...but it sounds true to me
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lmao@ this mail i just opened from a roomie.....i have seen this before but the reason i am laughing is because the subject of this email is a total bitch and acts like its everyone else being mean to her. Hey Diamond? you stupid bitch, aren't you aware ANYBODY can google your diamond screen name and find out you are a home health/PCA? Why just today you were telling the room how you sell diamonds for a living......wow, you must suck at that if you are willing to accept 400 a week to do this.....and before anyone gets their underpants wadded up..i am not dissing home health care assistants.....i may need one in 20-30 years....but its hilarious how she tries to be something she is not...one little excerpt though really cracks me up....
Specifically, will not assist with the following IADLs:
- Heavy Cleaning
- Yark Work
lmaoooooo....Yark Work??? fuck me running....i think i will tell the wife "bitch, you didn't marry John Deere, i ain't doin no yark work".....the woman will have me committed in less than 24 hours, tops
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can you imagine your life being so pathetic, you have to "brag" about this.......
naughtynnice252: Crazy got a pic the other day , i believe its bigger then yours
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Yanno, if you really think about it, Tommie is the Ron Jeremy of AOL....he IS a big dick and slimy greasy pig...no wonder he and piglet match so well
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I'm wondering what editor @ GQ thought it would be a bright idea to interview the patriarch of a blatantly southern redneck family with a no holds barred commentary....that's like Playboy interviewing an Amish leader and asking what he thinks about the centerfold...what the hell did they think was gonna happen?
Thing is, you don't have to agree with what he said, but the man has the right to his beliefs(that's what makes them his), whatever they may be and it really cracks me up that A&E is saddened, disappointed, etc based on comments from the star of their biggest show...now bitch, THAT'S reality.....
And could someone please tell me why is it the far left liberal media is all aghast and horrified with an opinion so diverse from theirs? Isn't the Democratic party supposed to be the party of diversity? Yet, if you think about it, all the political correctness the extreme far left demands....makes them the most non-diverse people there are.
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Z0EYL0VE43: but i havent had a shower yet
Matissee: wow no shower bdos isnt home?
Z0EYL0VE43: yes he is here
DisClickableMe: well, damn... you better hurry before the master gets up... you know how anal he is about women and clean coochies
Matissee: and you came online without showering first that's unheard of
Z0EYL0VE43: yes i did
Z0EYL0VE43: but i am a clean person
DisClickableMe: maybe he has a cold
Matissee: lol plugged up
DisClickableMe: yup
funny how a guy so full of shit as BDOS is can be so demanding about anyone else taking a shower....and he's plugged up all right....that usually happens when one has their head up their ass
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ok here's one to make you ponder......what's (stupider, more pathetic, grosser, attention needy).....
a. Anais talking about her dumb fuckin skinny jeans
orrrrrrrrr.....
b. Crazy (possibly aka BDOS based on recent info) talking about his gross m%##%#$$ pierced dick.....and speaking of said putrid dick....didn't Notas and Tang already bust him on that not really even being his??? like a year ago?
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Yanno, i don't really care if someone has different screen names they like to use to come into the room, hell most on AOL HAVE done that and the ones who say they haven't are probably lying......what cracks me up though is when it's very apparent they are a recent roomie and they try to act "new".....making a number of comments to reinforce their newness.....new people really don't know to make those kinds of comments....so it's like a red flag waving......the most recent example? HoneynVenom321, whom most of you have seen recently as Ginuwinelady whatever her name is
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Ok remember the nosey broads on Edward Scissorhands that would call each other and do all the gossiping.....that's the image that came to mind when i saw these 2 dumbass bitches....
CARA MlA 1: Ok .. Zoe... I gtg . but Im gonna give ya a call in a bit!
CARA MlA 1: answer ya phone!
CARA MlA 1: gtg BYE!
CARA MlA 1: ZOE!
Z0EYL0VE43: okay bye i am too hurry up call me
Z0EYL0VE43: bye
CARA MlA 1: k byeeeeeeeeeeee
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AnaisAnnais: I am from Peru
the reason Anais has to be from Peru is because it's the only South American country she can reliably spell without having to google a map of the continent
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ShadyPremise2: Lemon you are full ofcrap .. I actually work for a living
If you call failing 30-40% of the items your daycare gets inspected for working for a living, uh....ok.....in anyone elses world, that's a C average at best
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Well Well Well.....look at Dumb and Dumber, aka Tommy Ringo and Piglet, trying to be el sneako....and sure enough, DarrFive was right,,,the shadypremise1 name ties back to tommys master screen name and the other ties back to piglets. Could someone please tell these 2 morons that Shady Premise has a master SN of jessiebelle12 which also happens to be Barrydude, juddgemental, charles has gall and a number of other names....if you are gonna clone someone, you might wanna cover your tracks better....but then again, greasy goat tracks and pig feet are easy to spot in the mud you two wallow in....
DarrFive: hi Kelly and Tommy
IceGnome84: Hi Ladies my name is Jeffrey 29 ri single
Freshprinc10: 17/f/ga message me to chat
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DarrFive: cute new screen names.. you two a couple now?
RideMeLikeASled: wait.........tommy is where??
AVRICK: sc what ya do for fun out in cali
dianeil1964: how is everyone tonight?
Couldwont: hi diane
AVRICK: hi dianne
DarrFive: he is shady premise 1 and kelly is shady premise 2.. cute huh?
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Diamondgal13: hi room
Couldwont: hi diamo
Diamondgal13: Hi ken
Evilone2980: hi diamond
HawkRidesAHarley: hello Diamond
Diamondgal13: Hi could
RideMeLikeASled: oh lord. they hijacked the real shady then? lol
greaaat
Diamondgal13: hi evil
AVRICK: hi diamond
AnaisAnnais: so pretty
Diamondgal13: hi hawk
RideMeLikeASled: diam**********
AnaisAnnais: mmm
SCSilk: Performing dance, color guard and drums; gourmet dining and wine
tasting; trivia, urban legends, linguistics, astronomy; attending live
sporting, music and comedy events
DarrFive: lol it is funny
Nitetrn1: I remember you, Diamond
Diamondgal13: ride************
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Below is a room chat that took place within the last couple of days after i posted about Elaine being a survey pimp and using her Twitter account to do it....as you read this, remember these points i make...
1. Elaine, do you really expect anyone to believe that twitter account isnt you.....its easy to access it...all one has to do is put that url into the browser and your twitter account IS RIGHT THERE!!!....and its total bullshit that someone hacked your twitter account...if that's the case, all you had to do was delete those entries. And knowing how weaselly you are (just like Rhonda, you try to twist situations to make it everyone else's fault but your own), don't try to sit there and say someone from this room made that account with your name on it....the bulk of those survey posts were done in 2012, long before the Pier was even around and i believe even before you started coming into Married all that much.
2. Everything in this log paste is exactly word for word how it happened, and anyone in the room at the time can attest to that...so don't go claiming that i somehow altered the log....the reason that is important is ........
3. If you read the log closely....you will see how Elaine reacts to stuff i posted at the Pier BEFORE she even went to read it.....
in talking with jerz, she acted like she didn't know anything about my post, but immediately said .." I dont have a twitter acct"... yet supposedly read my post 40-50 lines or so down from that. She also mentioned the fake surveys before she read it.
4. I didn't go digging for this info, it was emailed to me from someone that ratted Elaine out on a lot of info....some of it very embarrassing.....and if Elaine keeps pushing this issue...i WILL post the rest.....so poke away bitch and you will have shit on your face. Do you really want me bringing up your history in one of the 40's chatrooms with the woman named Diane? Hell i am embarrassed for you even if you have none for yourself and i really dont want to do it...but i will if you keep pushing this.......and If you want to blame someone, blame the person who sent it.....oh wait...that's right...you dont know who it is lmaoooooo...well i guess you better figure out who your so called friends are dumbass.....
5. And bottom line Elaine....above and beyond all that.. me thinks thou doth protest too much. I knew you would do exactly what you did by saying Im bipolar, on ssd, etc. Those are the actions of one who has been outted as a phony. And could you do me a favor please...i like to actually retain food i eat in my stomach AFTER i eat it, so refrain from declaring how i must have some sort of thing for you, cuz bitch, i can promise you that you cant come close to comparing to the woman i love and want. She has more class in her fingernail clippings than you have ever had your entire life.
So without further ado.....here is the log paste....judge for yourselves......
JohnNChristineFL: why not just say koshered smoked salmon
jerzeeegirl72: elaine, wtfwas sparky ranting about?
Elaine1970inNJ: cause lox is shorter lol
PauIDOM1: some people have a different name for it........crap
jerzeeegirl72: lol paul
Elaine1970inNJ: I don't know jerz what happened?
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JohnNChristineFL: then you have to explain it too heathens like me
Lycan092974: all I know is fish don't belong on a bagel
jerzeeegirl72: he has a thing about you doing surveys
jerzeeegirl72: lol lycan
Elaine1970inNJ: I don't have a twitter account lol
jerzeeegirl72: i dont likelox..i do like plank grilled salmon though
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jerzeeegirl72: lol elaine...
JohnNChristineFL: smoked salmon is nice
Lycan092974: but not on a breakfast food
Elaine1970inNJ: guess he got pissed because I announced how angry he must be
at the world lol
jerzeeegirl72: i was thinking it must be a hack, to get people to click
links..run a scan?
JohnNChristineFL: probally
jerzeeegirl72: you should run a scan
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Lycan092974: Who is angry at the world....GOD DAMNIT!
JohnNChristineFL: lol
Elaine1970inNJ: obviously someone made an account in my name lol
JohnNChristineFL: stop the world i want to get off
Elaine1970inNJ: I've been exposed in fake surverys lol
jerzeeegirl72: and it has links to the surveys...which i dontthink id click
JohnNChristineFL: remember that
jerzeeegirl72: lol
Elaine1970inNJ: poor soul pulling for hairs out of the thin sky. LOL I'd buy
him a drink but he'd follow me home lol
jerzeeegirl72: i was wondering why anyone would care if you did them
jerzeeegirl72: lol
Elaine1970inNJ: I don't do them. That's the thing lol
Elaine1970inNJ: I don't even have a twitter account
Elaine1970inNJ: so this is news to me
Lycan092974: I don't take surveys...I census taker tried to test me once...I
ate her liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti
jerzeeegirl72: lmao...well maybe they owe you money
jerzeeegirl72: lol lycan
PauIDOM1: That would have gone better with a nice merlot.
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Elaine1970inNJ: anyone with half a brain would know it's a hack. Apparently
poor sparky is going to weep over his hs diploma and find out why he was
pushed through school lol
Lycan092974: and usually I don't care much for liver but the point had to be
made
jerzeeegirl72: lol
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JohnNChristineFL: hi angel
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Lycan092974: merlot.....I aint drinking and god damn merlot!
Lycan092974: any*&
jerzeeegirl72: lol
JohnNChristineFL: <<
Oregonangel1958: hi john
PauIDOM1: oh oh, I touched a nerve...ixnay on the merlot
JohnNChristineFL: boones farm
Lycan092974: that was from a mvie
JASON4VOORHEES2: I remember a scary story about a ghost that wanted its
liver back
Lycan092974: movie
jerzeeegirl72: lol careful, hes armed...and its not paper
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Lycan092974: Sideways
JohnNChristineFL: or red lady 21 is fine wine
jerzeeegirl72: i dont drink wine
PauIDOM1: I know...the cencus taker told me
JohnNChristineFL: whos armed lol
jerzeeegirl72: lol..i dont really drink any alcohol
PauIDOM1: I know you don't
PauIDOM1: <wink>
jerzeeegirl72: <giggle>
jerzeeegirl72: lol imma hush
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PauIDOM1: yes.....people are talking
jerzeeegirl72: right
jerzeeegirl72: ill get yelled at again..for something
jerzeeegirl72: lol
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PauIDOM1: and God forbid...we don't want rumors spread on aol
Lycan092974: it is only a matter of time
jerzeeegirl72: really
jerzeeegirl72: true lycan
PauIDOM1: eh, you're gonna get yelled at sooner or later anyway
jerzeeegirl72: lol mhmm
jerzeeegirl72: <shrug>
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Lycan092974: might as well make the juice worth the squeeze
jerzeeegirl72: lol
Elaine1970inNJ: wow he wrote a whole paragraph on me LOLOL Hey
Sparky?.........poke, poke, poke
JohnNChristineFL: back
jerzeeegirl72: thesqueezing was his favorite part
PauIDOM1: Like yesterday when I asked "sweetladyrose" how someone who looks
like Susan Boyle could be such a bitch!
jerzeeegirl72: lol elaine
jerzeeegirl72: hahaha paul. oh man
PauIDOM1: oh yeh...fresh squeezed is fantastic
jerzeeegirl72: lol
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jerzeeegirl72: ok, i did laugh at the part about tommy
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EyeDocAndyNj1: 8-)8-)
Lycan092974: ok who remembers the movie, The Jerk?
PauIDOM1: One must always laugh about Tommy, it's required aol
jerzeeegirl72: id, i love that movie
jerzeeegirl72: hahaha paul, yes
PauIDOM1: I remember part of it
jerzeeegirl72: i do*
Elaine1970inNJ: He's laughable. What person of sound body and mind believes
all this. It is obvious the truth hurt.
Lycan092974: the part when he found his name in the phone book...and
goes...'I made it...I'm SOMEBODY!"
jerzeeegirl72: i love when he hitches a ride, in the begining
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jerzeeegirl72: and the family is eating dinner
Lycan092974: If I ever make it to that blog thing that'll be my reaction
jerzeeegirl72: lol mhmm lycan
Elaine1970inNJ: I wonder if he even has a job or on SSD for being bipolar
PauIDOM1: Jerzeee made it
jerzeeegirl72: i did <bows>
EyeDocAndyNj1: WHO U TALKIN ABOUT ELAINE
Lycan092974: you did?
jerzeeegirl72: not really about me, but a story i told
PauIDOM1: I'm surprised Golf didn't make it
Lycan092974: oh
Lycan092974: well.....it is better than nothing
jerzeeegirl72: yes, about the 2 guys i now here in tx, wentto a strip
trailer bar
jerzeeegirl72: i know, me too
Lycan092974: oh yeah the strip trailer
JohnNChristineFL: strip trailer park ?
PauIDOM1: Michael's dick even made it!!
Lycan092974: that is on my bucket list
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jerzeeegirl72: right lycan, he putthat on thre
JohnNChristineFL: gotta be a class act
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EyeDocAndyNj1: REAL CLASS JERZEE
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Lmaooooo@ tommy ranting on and on about this blog.....the only thing that has gotten more airplay out of his diseased mouth is michael's dick pic......hey tommy? let me make something perfectly clear to you and that ACME brick you call a brain.....I DO NOT FUCKING CARE IF I AM ABOUT TO BE REVEALED.....I DO NOT CARE WHAT YOU KNOW OR THINK YOU KNOW ABOUT ME....I AM NOT HIDING FROM ANYONE.....THERE IS NO ONE TO HIDE FROM AND I DONT CARE WHAT PEOPLE KNOW OR THINK ABOUT ME....AT ALL.......EVER.......DOES YOUR SQUIRMING PILE OF WORMY BRAIN MASS UNDERSTAND???? GOOD....NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP.......I SAW A PIC OF YOU ONE TIME AND YOU LOOKED LIKE A TALLER VERSION OF A DIRTY, UNKEMPT DANNY DEVITO WITH GREASEY HAIR COMBED OVER THE BALD SPOT.....ACTUALLY THATS AN INSULT TO DANNY.....NONETHELESS.....YOU ARE A SLIMEBALL.....NOW IF YOU HAVE INFORMATION ABOUT ME...FEEL FREE TO SAY IT....IF NOT, SHUT IT
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Yanno Elaine, i was going to cut you a break. See, i had someone from the room send me an email that contains very personal (and what most would consider to be embarrassing) information about you that you stupidly posted online at other websites and since i typically try to keep my postings to what actually happens in the room itself, i sat on that info. However, you had to open your "bigger than the Lincoln Tunnel" piehole you call a mouth and lip off how i am somehow traumatized by chatroom font. Well let me assure you neither you, nor anyone else i post about here has in any way traumatized me in any shape, form or fashion. I don't have to justify why i post what i do, because much of it is me thinking aloud since, well, because i can. So here's what i'm going to do.....i am going to take the LEAST embarrassing information i received and post it here, along with the link to where the messenger found it and if you keep yammering in my direction, i may just have to make you look the loud mouth fool you are......
Ok, any of you who have been to websites to read articles have probably seen those stupid fucking comments where the poster of the comment says "I made a gazillion fucking dollars for one hour's work clicking ads online!! to find out more, click this link" or something similar, can attest to the fact only absolute morons post that shit and usually have sunk money into some bullshit kit or information package that promises they will "make ten THOUSAND dollars for just a few hours of work a week!!!". I wondered often if those were even real people most the time or some kind of posting bot that did that automatically....well apparently, Elaine is SO WEALTHY because she makes boatloads of cash every week doing that....see the sampling below....
Awesomest week ever! I made $341.47 just taking surveys this week so far :)) LOOK >> http://facebook.com/113425705480822
3:00 PM - 12 Oct 12 · Details
Favorite week ever! Made $284.17 just taking surveys this week so far :)) LOOK >> http://facebook.com/473044899384389
Favorite week ever! Earned $387.32 taking surveys this week so far =)) LOOK >> http://facebook.com/374668769277204
Ok all of the above was posted by our very own Elaine....at this link here
https://twitter.com/Elaine1970inNJ
Hey Elaine? Ever think you might want to separate your online room chat life from other websites you post at? No? Well you are truly a dumbshit then....keep talking in my direction and i will keep posting.....have a nice day :)
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CARA MlA 1: So mark .. where ya been?
RedFineWine37: jack long island here 45
reMarkablemnm: my position at my place of employment has changed and yeah.....no more daychatting
Nnjsexiekitty: hi jack
RedFineWine37: hello kitty
Nnjsexiekitty: u got a promotion remark ?
CARA MlA 1: your on top now?
Nnjsexiekitty: gm
CARA MlA 1: lol
reMarkablemnm: kitty i'm takin it that nnj is noith joisey?
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Nnjsexiekitty: very good
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reMarkablemnm: not a promotion, a lateral displacement of my ability to woo women on aol while being paid to enjoy the myriad of benefits afforded by our illustrious president
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Jwgreen21: Morning everyone
CARA MlA 1: Oh JOY .. lets celebrate
Nnjsexiekitty: oh
CARA MlA 1: sucks huh
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reMarkablemnm: lol breathe cara
Nnjsexiekitty: hi jwgreen
Wwrj0320: mark that sounds like it really sucks
CARA MlA 1: lol
Nnjsexiekitty: what kind of job is that ?
Jwgreen21: hi kitty. how is it going?
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Nnjsexiekitty: its going to snow rain and ice soon here that is how it is going
reMarkablemnm: i work for the gubbmint kitty
Nnjsexiekitty: lucky u
Nnjsexiekitty: i am retired thank god
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this is code for " i got busted chatting online at work so they installed monitoring software to ensure it doesn't happen again"......plus...does it irk anyone else that someone with a "gubbmint job" spent HOURS daily, for weeks at a time...month after month over the years chatting in the chatroom....think about all that taxpayer money that paid for him to chat....wait! wait!!! lightbulb city!!!! someone show this to FitCharmin whatever the fuck his name is...he will have an absolute coronary and we will be rid of him forever!!!! a sidebar to this....another irony is sandy aka cara, sits and rants about illegal immigrants and other drains on the american taxpayer in her Ann Coulter big mouth font.....yet because ole remark is a buddy of hers (and probably a past phone fuck) she has no issues with this....funny how someone can be so steadfast in their so called beliefs until it hits closer to home...i believe that's called hypocrisy
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Here it is folks....confirmation that Anais is a member of the Genus Bos of the Subfamily Bovinae....her and Lisahopkins can now have sleepovers and paint each other's hooves as they watch their DVD collection of Chick Fil A commercials
AnaisAnnais: i like to eat raw corn
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isnt "Ash" one of the ones who claims she doesn't talk about people behind their backs? I swear i have seen her say she tells people to their face ....and of course the slimy greaseball wwrj has to add his useless input....talk about a couple of total pieces of shit (and no i am not sticking up for the whine bag fahn, he is as much a prickwad as ever)....
Wwrj0320: 2nd oldest in the room(not tellin who the oldest one is)
Wwrj0320: (she might smack me)
OneButifulFatGrl: ok im back
Wwrj0320: wb one
Wwrj0320: and no it isnt one.
Wwrj0320: shes far too young to be old yet
OneButifulFatGrl: whos too young
Wwrj0320: you.
OneButifulFatGrl: lol how old do u think i am
Wwrj0320: 29
OneButifulFatGrl: lol no ur off bye a year
Wwrj0320: old enough to be your dad
OneButifulFatGrl: i know
Wwrj0320: now that was just mean
OneButifulFatGrl: no actually that is a compliment
Wwrj0320: "go cut me a switch" young lady
Wwrj0320: a rose bush switch
OneButifulFatGrl: lol willow tree switch
Wwrj0320: rose bush switch has thorns
OneButifulFatGrl: lmao you tryin to leave marks on me aintcha
Wwrj0320: yes so you will remember your transgression
OneButifulFatGrl: lmaoooo
OneButifulFatGrl: least u didnt get all ass hurt i i called u an old man
Wwrj0320: if you had said that i would have you drink an entire bottle of castor oikl
OneButifulFatGrl: i called fahn it one day last week that dude was all kinds of ass hurt put me on ignore and everything
Wwrj0320: well thats cause hwe has thin skin(which happens when you get as old as him)
OneButifulFatGrl: well he better toughen it up
Wwrj0320: sojme people cant toughen up
OneButifulFatGrl: this is true
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Kittyc100: sorry if i sounded like a baby when nnjkitty is in here,,, but ,,, i feel dumb when someone says hello and we both repsond
No, what you should feel dumb about is the fact you admit it bothers you that someone else has the nerve, audacity, vision, etc to put the same word in their SN.....its like in the Top 10 most overused Screenname words in the history of AOL....
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HollowWnd: I've never heard of popcornballs.
For those who may think i'm a bit hard on Miss Canned Air for Brains....i want you to reread the above comment...about 10 times...and then decide for yourself if she is either the most uneducated person you have ever read in a chatroom...or the most self absorbed......"Hi my name is Hollow, i live under a rock "
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Word on the street is.........Brensea is not 40 she is 52....She doesn't work in a bar she works at Ames which is a hardware store in PA...she doesn't own a home that her prostitution afforded her, she lives with her mother and father in an apartment ........note to the messenger....send proof, the world awaits..............also, one thing to consider is, maybe she works as a hooker out of the Ames store...it would give a whole new meaning to hardware professional......or ..pipewrench.......or....socket set.....oh god i have to stop, i could do this for hours...what a pun pun world we live in
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I'm thinking this dumbass took spelling lessons from EyeDocBlandy
HollowWnd: he's trying to divid and concour
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I'm not sure what's more puke-worthy.....watching Anais desperately trying to keep Grog intrigued or watching the sickening Tux-Hollow show....it's like watching the pilot episode for the Brady Bunch where they were trying to figure out how cutesy they wanted to be........and,,,,was I the only one who noticed how fast Hollow arrived in the room after Tux proudly announced he has about 8 AOL exes?
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Welcome to the premier episode of When Bad Artists "Go Bad" here on the ID network
AnaisAnnais: I am a sexy woman and a expressionist artist Ms. Lisa
AnaisAnnais: now.. step away
Narrator: Lisa wasn't expecting the shiv Ana had fashioned out of the end of one dog chewed paint brush.....that would get Ana another 5 years in the pen
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Kelly Ringo 7: tommy is a good friend
yanno how they say water seeks it's own level.....in this case....swine seeks it's own level.....i would say this shows how devoid of class she is....but she is and has always been just as slimey as he is......can't you just hear the oinks all the way from their pen?
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DieAngst: No. The sole purpose of any chat room is to provide a mask so people can live their fantisies. They can be how they are scared to be in real life. A mask is necessary because they are, at heart, cowards, and cowards always need
DieAngst: a mask,
DieAngst: Of course, that woould entail a belief in the conceptof anomie, and therefore the classificlassification of a chat room as a viable society
DieAngst: And, that, my unducated friends, is not small matter.
Two thoughts struck me as i read this.....it seems Die fancies himself as being a member of the intellectual elite, which is laughable because he sounds a lot more like BDOS than anything else. Also, if what he says has an inkling of truth, then his mask is being semi-intelligent.....hey Die, here's a suggestion.....go sip your brandy and fuck yourself.....chances are, that's the only action you will ever get on any level
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Well it looks like Juddgemental is back in his BIuntForceDrama name. I am on pins and needles awaiting a slew of bad puns and "pop culture from the 60's and 70's" references that he seems to churn out the way ......McD's churns out McRibs
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Welcome back to Roominations and may all have a Happy Thanksgiving.....
ok this is a really fucked up world....now see, the only things i go to McD's for are side salads and large diet cokes (it's hard to fuck those salads up, especially when you have a packet of Newman's Own to go with it) and correspondingly on the breakfast menu, sausage burritos and large coffees (once again, fuck up city hard to be found on those two destinations), So imagine my surprise when i pull into the drive thru (are you reading this Subway execs? i said DRIVE THRU) and i order a sausage burrito and that obligatory large coffee.
"Sir, we stopped serving breakfast at 10:30"
"I thought you served breakfast till 11?"
"No sir, it only 11 on weekends, on mondays thru fridays it's 10:30, EVEN ON HOLIDAYS" (she's the one who emphasized that, not me)
Man, i swear i was about to go all Adam Sandler ala Big Daddy on her ass, but since i didn't have a whiny kid next to me to blame it on, all i did was curtly reply "Well i sure don't want a side salad for BREAKFAST" and then ordered my g#%#$$%$%% m#$%$#$#$#$#% coffee. And for those of you who would be all agog that i didn't order the vaunted "McRib for a limited time only", all i will say is making a McRib is like taking an oversized chicken nugget mold and packing bits and pieces of pork product and other questionable ingredients in until it's solidified and then saying "McRib! Grill thyself!!" (get it? grill thyself...huh? huh? read it again...grill thyself...rhyme it if you have to, otherwise review the disclaimers at the entrance to the Pier)
And for those of you who may ask what the fuck this has to do with the chat room? NOTHING MORONS...i do have a full life outside of this blog and that room. As much as many of you would like to think i sit in mom's basement and pore over logs with a magnifying glass hour after hour, the simple concept you are missing is the fact the whole reason one would log is so they WOULDN'T have to do that...get it? Combined with sophisticated searching utilities, i can find damn near anything in less than 10 minutes a day.....so fuck off
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sometimes sheer stupidity disguises itself in the form of sheer irony.....this is a perfect example......i submit to you the case of the moron Haahe.......warning to any conservative or extreme far right Republicans reading this....you will become a proponent of abortion on demand once you see this dipshit talk....
HaaHeHeHaaH: im real picky
BDOS: you never want to see nobody progress
Cocapebbles71: define picky
BDOS: and that's a bad feeling that you have
ladyfiona1967: im picky too
RAMVET89: bdos - can you get any dumber?
naughtynnice252: sounds like a sissy
BDOS: you should be all this protest any person that want to cut with himself from the position that you in
BDOS: like some of you
HaaHeHeHaaH: i had a thing on here with a few asshole piece of shit frauds
ladyfiona1967: lol@naughty
HaaHeHeHaaH: im kinda picky now
HaaHeHeHaaH: i dont trust people on here
ladyfiona1967: wow haa
ladyfiona1967: me either that's why im a spy
Cocapebbles71: i dont blame ya haa
THEBATMAN58: ok no pic...takes a hint
RAMVET89:well that knocks fiona outta the running
Goldenpupps: hi all
HaaHeHeHaaH: lot of fake mother fuckers troll aol
THEN WHEN HE IS ASKED IF HE HAS A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT....
HaaHeHeHaaH: i have 2 actually
HaaHeHeHaaH: 1 is real the other one is fake i use to stalk family members
HaaHeHeHaaH: relatives and others
HaaHeHeHaaH: why do i feel like im being interrogated in here?
HaaHeHeHaaH: im not a hider
HaaHeHeHaaH: im not from this room
ok so he is REAL PICKY because he cant stand the fake m#$#%#$%#% who troll aol and doesn't trust people, yet he admits to having a fake m%##$%#$#$ facebook account and STALKING family members and "others".....wow.....this is way more than the pot calling the kettle black....i'm thinking this guy is a candidate for a one way ticket to the asylum (with bars on the windows)....can't you just see the Entry interview with the psychiatrist (fade to dream sequence ala Gilligans Island...the role of the psychiatrist is being played by the Professor....and i wont besmirch the rep of any of the other characters on the island having to play this clown)
Psychiatrist: So when did this dislike for fake m#$%#$@$@$ first begin for you Haahe
HaaHe: When i started using aol and found out they let you use more than one screen name
Psychiatrist: Well yes, there is the main screen name and then up to 6 others
HaaHe: wtf....are you a head doctor or an AOL customer support rep
Psychiatrist: AOL doesn't have customer support (recorded audience laughter)
HaaHe: I had known this woman for a full 3 days and thought we were in love
Psychiatrist: you fell in love with a woman on AOL after 3 days? What room were you in, Married? (recorded audience laughter). No seriously, what happened to get you so disillusioned?
HaaHe: Then I found out she had another screen name, she called it her master screen name, i didn't even know the bitch was into BDSM
Psychiatrist: God you're dumb
HaaHe: Then she sent me a pic and it looked like she weighed 10 more pounds than what she told me
Psychiatrist: Well the camera adds 10 pounds HaaHe
HaaHe: ohhhhh so now you're an Olympus camera expert???
Psychiatrist: Like everyone in Married chat at this moment, i am tempted to tell you to fuck off, but i digress. When you say you stalk others, who exactly is others?
HaaHe: For fucks sake doc? are you really that stupid? others is others! anyone that isn't family is others moron!! (tobacco spit)
ok ok enough of this .....but what cracked me up was when he actually commented on feeling interrogated....this guy comes in saying how he is looking for love on aol and admits to Tommy Ringo type behavior and then freaks out with questions being asked?
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Partially in reference to the Pier here, Tommy Dildo thought he should share some of his "wisdom" with the room.....yet in a mere 22 words, he just summed up all of his years of existence on AOL, except "dangerous" in his case is the fact people lose more brain cells reading him than had they spent the equal amount of time repeatedly banging their head against a Genuine Acme Brick wall
Tommy Ringo 7: The moral of the story is: Give an idiot a computer, show them how to turn it on, they become dangerous---lol
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P.S. to Return of the Pukebag Romeo.......watching a slimeball like that in action is the room chat equivalent of walking into a Walmart.....you suddenly feel grimy and have the urge to wash your hands, but not in their bathrooms.
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I present to you another episode of Married Room Moronics - Return of the Pukebag Romeo aka Mr Piece of Shit.....
Tarzan4322:hi Savanna
Savanna744: Hi Tarzan
DieAngst:Well,
Guten Nachmittag.
Tarzan4322: have always thought that is a pretty name
Savanna744:Die, what are you up to?
Savanna744:ty Tarzan
Tarzan4322: yvw
Tarzan4322: hard to imagine anything except a pretty woman behind that name
Z0EYL0VE43: hey savanna
Tarzan4322:just like Rhonda..lol
Savanna744: Hey Zoey
The cheesy lines drip off of him like grease off a new york pizza
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Welcome back to Roominations....
Sitting here watching what passes for "conversation" in Married chat and for about the gazillionith time, the topic is looks and physical attributes. It's really hard to believe most of these people are in the 30's to 50's age range and they still talk like stupid high school kids. The men focus on the usual...aka tit size or ass/legs....and the women are once again focused on cock size or how tall a man is. Thing is, when you watch who focuses the most on those areas, it's usually the ones who arent happy with themselves and their own lives(and are most lacking in substance). Maybe if you idiots would focus a little more on what a person brings to the table in other ways, you would feel a bit more more fulfilled, which in turn would probably make you a bit more comfortable in your own skin.
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Happy Thanksgiving week everybody!! (there....is that nice enough for you whiny bitches?)
Bren is in the room this fine Sunday morn on her soapbox yet again about how Cheryl and the other names that person uses is Billy in disguise. Bren, you dumbfuck hooker you.....Cheryl, Tonya, et al may not be who they claim to be, they may not even be a woman.....but they sure as hell aren't Billy....he isn't smart enough to type like that
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EyedocAndy's real job description
Memfem: trolls are mythical beasts who live under bridges and exacta toll for crossing the bridge, if you don't pay, they scare your horses and make them fall into the river , and then they eat them
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It's pretty freaky that Tommy can shift from being uber obsessed about Michael's dick and go to the opposite end of the spectrum and start talking about God, Jesus and what it takes to save one's soul......and there is no in between! I have seen this happen a number of times, then it hit me...... i bet Tommy was sodomized by the parish priest!!! I would feel sorry for him, but i'm thinkin it happened like within the last couple years....the man is 65, he didn't have to bend over when Father O'Malley said to do so....but a sidenote to this is......why is it he and Dixie have talked a number of times how they are from the same lil town in Georgia.....but her Facebook says she is from Tennessee.....it's not like on my top 100 list of things that keep me up at night, but it's odd she would WANT to be from the same town as him if it weren't true
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Ya know what's funny as shit? part 2 - Lil Irysh is once again protesting how much she hates the pier, doesn't read it, talks about how much a waste of time it is and lies about the fact that i change words on what people have actually said (i am only going to say this one last time....if you can't read the disclaimers above you moron, then dont visit the page).....but what really makes me guffaw like a m%#$%%##@#@$@ is in the amount of time that she has spent COMPLAINING ABOUT THE BLOG AND HOW SHE DOESN'T READ IT, she could have read the blog 3 or 4 times over!!! so who is wasting time??? the one writing the blog...or the one writing that they dont read the blog over and over and over again (i hear a Neil Young song developing here).
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Ya know what's funny as shit? Watching Brensea attempt to debate a vast array of political and social issues in the room. It's like watching Heidi Fleiss on Crossfire. I don't care what end of the political spectrum one is on, both sides have valid points and both sides can look as equally moronic and inept as EyedocAndy attending to a "patient" (omg!! light bulb moment!! eyedoc is what John Boehner would look like if he lost all his hair and quit drinking! No wonder the fucker drinks like a fish). Brensea is a bit extreme left and very misinformed on almost every issue she spews from her mouth....i bet she primps in front of the same mirror as piglet....yanno the one....the "I am so embarrassed to be me" mirror.
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Uh oh....here is part 2 of Cardiac Arrest Hour (part one posted earlier)......god look at the veins popping out on her forehead like one of those aliens on the original Star Trek that had Captain Pike captive in the pilot episode......its like one more heartbeat per minute and BLAMMMMOOOOOOOO!!!!! BLOOD VEINS POPPING EVERYWHERE AS SHE STROKES OUT WITH ANGER!!!
LiL irysh fairy: Blues, you don't know what I drink, or when I drink it... and I've informed you, more than once tonight, it's lemon water
LiL irysh fairy: Try to keep up
LiL irysh fairy: suc.. you're just a font on a computer screen.. you CANT hurt me
LiL irysh fairy: so, stop trying
LiL irysh fairy: I'm not jealous of ANYONE
LiL irysh fairy: I'm pround of my looks
LiL irysh fairy: I'm proud of my life
LiL irysh fairy: I'm proud of my home
LiL irysh fairy: Go away
LiL irysh fairy: Suesersssssss
LiL irysh fairy: Brace yourself
irysh fairy: I'm drinking lemon water, but, apparently, I'm "drunk".. and Kellyblues has a new friend... Suc.. that is typing that I'm jealous of Kellyblues looks and "smarts"
LiL irysh fairy: I don't care
LiL irysh fairy: <~~~ DOESNT CARE WHAT FONTS TYPE ABOUT ME
LiL irysh fairy: YOU'RE SCREENNAMES
LiL irysh fairy: YOU DONT KNOW ME
LiL irysh fairy: GET REAL ALREADY
LiL irysh fairy: Aww shucks Mr dice
LiL irysh fairy: So many stupid people on this earth
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Ever notice how Lil Irysh will defend certain men in the room (the ones whom she addresses by the title "MR") till she is in a near state of cardiac arrest, but never seems to defend any of the women near as vociferously....can we say ulterior motive? lmaooooo.....also she always says things like "you're just a font on a screen and you can't hurt me" but then blows a Mount Vesuvius type gasket when being contradicted...as if her anger is supposed to somehow intimidate the contradictor. All of this goes to show, people who consistently criticize others for the same behaviors as they display themselves are too weak mentally and emotionally to look themselves in the mirror and face the real substance(or actually the lack thereof) of their own character. Hey Irysh, you don't happen to be related to piglet do you? oink oink
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#3 on the Top Ten list of "What People Say When They Don't Want to be Logged or Blogged"
LemonGrogger: it would be nice if someone punted all the parkers
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Sweetladyrose00: so i get an IM tell the guy no and he tells me to get lost
Sweetladyrose00: lol
Sweetladyrose00:how funny (i wouldn't suggest auditioning for Comedy Central anytime soon if this is what you consider funny)
Sweetladyrose00: Gorillalou71: ok cool.. get lost..
Sweetladyrose00: he IMs me every freaking time (Yet you continue to open his IM's...EVERY FREAKING TIME so you either are too stupid to be online or you want ATTENTION)
Sweetladyrose00: and always asks a s l
Sweetladyrose00: lady rose honestly (talking to yourself in your car is quirky, hell i do it....talking to yourself in a chatroom is bordering on Stupid as Fuck)
Sweetladyrose00: i like em on
Sweetladyrose00: i shouldn't have to close them (no one says you should, it's called an IM Catcher, use it)
Sweetladyrose00: they can ask may i im you (they can, but they don't, welcome to the real world Pollyanna Petalpot)
Sweetladyrose00: and not just do it
Sweetladyrose00: i get aslp
Sweetladyrose00: and the p means picture
Sweetladyrose00: i just found out (wow, how many years did it take you to figure that out....i mean really...a logical thinker would play Family Feud here and relate the p to the Something That Would Be Asked In An Unsolicited IM category)
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This is what it would be like to watch Perry Mason if you were on some serious drugs....and his sidekick Della chimes in at the end
DrJevago:WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO CALL MY OFFICE THIS MORNING
DrJevago: BREN, THERE IS ALOT YOU DO NOT KNOW ABOUT THE KILLER ANDY
DrJevago: THEREFORE I TRUST YOU DO NOT WISH TO BE UNDER INVESTIGATION BY THE STATE
DrJevago: THIS IS NOT A GAME, IT IS HUMAN LIFE
DrJevago: RHONDA, I ASK YOU A QUESTION
DrJevago: YOU HAVE NO CLUE RHONDA !!!
DrJevago: YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE JAILED !!!
DrJevago: JOIN MOTIVE TO COMITE A CRIME OF MERDER
DrJevago: THIS IS HOW THE LAW READ IT
DrJevago: IF YOU FAIL TO CALL MY OFFICE, YOU WILL HAVE NO TIME TO SAVE YOURSELF FROM FURTHER
DrJevago: YOUR QUESTION WILL BE ANSWERED BY THE LAW NOT BY ME DEAR
DrJevago: THE ATTORNEY YET TO SEE THE EXHIBITS
DrJevago: NOR SHALL WE WILL BE ABLE TO UNTILL THE STATE WILL ALLOW HER TO SEE BY COURT ORDER
DrJevago: DID YOU SEE OR DID YOU NEVER SEE ANDY POSTING AS HE SAID HE WILL KILL YOUR HUBBY SOLON
DrJevago: YOU HAVE ASKED HIM THE QUESTION AND HE ANSWERED AS "YES"
DrJevago:DO YOU RECALL OR SHALL I E MAIL YOU THE EXHIBITS
DrJevago: WHERE IS SOLON NOW
DrJevago:I DO NOT SEE YOUR CAR FROM SPACE
DrJevago: WHERE IS YOUR CAR
Dahmed V: this thing called online... it lured them all...
Dahmed V: from the edge of
obscurity.. grabbed em right by the balls...
Dahmed V: the unwashed masses the pimple faced fucks...
Dahmed V: the wanna be romeos who were shit out of luck...
DrJevago: AND ?
Dahmed V: we'll show you a new world you've never seen before...
Dahmed V: and for a nominal fee you get the key to the door...
Dahmed V: you no longer have to be the pathetic loser you are...
Dahmed V:in our little world you shine like a star...
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lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo <my reaction today after i saw info that PIGLET has had her place of biz cited for several violations....hey piglet....here's some advice for you......why don't you spend a lil more time watching those children whose parents are stupid enough to entrust you with their welfare( and PAY YOU their hard earned cash) and a lil less time online trying to fuck anything that moves. I would bet every penny i have that you have been in the room skankin while those same kids are under your "protective hoove". By the way, i know you pretend to iggy what some say in the room, but we all know you read this blog.....daily.....so i will repeat what you were told in the room....your lil law friend who was supposed to be trying to find something to charge Sweetforeveron with is a regular visitor to more than one porn site online....looks like the man has a taste for some large women of color and isnt shy about letting it be known. I don't know how police departments work where he comes from, but my guess is the same as most places....i.e.....they have a code of honor they are supposed to uphold, including a moral code...oh wait....i forgot, you have no idea what moral means......well google it dumbass...i'll wait.....................................ok now that you have increased your mental dictionary by 100%, i'm thinkin that next time you need to take into account that this investigating people online can work both ways...and LOTS of people know cops....and you may wanna remember slander is not a criminal offense.....and it's not slander if it's true.......god i bet you wake up every morning embarrassed to be you.
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AnaisAnnais: Dali.. that is Surialism
No Ana, surrealism is watching you try to talk without sounding like you are on a cocktail mix of psychotropic drugs
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Elaine1970inNJ: Louisianna has one of the most romantic men I ever encountered. Back in my 20s I was in a relationship with a guy in New Orleans when he lived in NJ
Elaine1970inNJ: yeah he use to do my hair with a flower clip after we took a shower :-P
Elaine1970inNJ: yeah he moved back to NO. He's on my FB
Elaine1970inNJ: we use to go to a japanese restaurant. We would get lit on Saki and then you know lol We'd sweat lol
Elaine1970inNJ: It's funny because he lived near a golf course and once in a blue moon you can hear a ball hit the house
Elaine1970inNJ: He use to ride horses and take me horse back riding
Elaine1970inNJ: he introduced me to certain cajun music lol He's now a roadie all over the country etc
Elaine1970inNJ: He was a great guy but he moved back to NO. I waved to him getting on the plane and cried my eyes out.
Elaine1970inNJ: I use to dance to the music in a bra and panties in the living room while he made dinner. He was a great cook
Elaine1970inNJ: he made the most awesome gumbo soup. the gumbo soup in restaurants up here suck
ok so let me get this straight.....Elaine spends day after day gushing about how wonderful life is with hub, cooing about him at every turn....forces the room to sit thru hour after hour of how amazing her sex life at home is.......and it turns out she still has the warmies for a long ago love??? lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oh man....and he is on her Facebook nonetheless....lets peer into the future shall we
OnlineHost: Elaine1970inNJ has entered the room
Elaine1970inNJ: Hi room
Roomfolk: Hi Elaine, why the long face
Elaine1970inNJ: Hub and i are splitting up, he found all my Facebook messages with Mr Wonderful in NO. Apparently hub finally realized Mr. W's question to me last month "want to go bareback" had nothing to do with riding horses. I am so busted.
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Tommy Ringo 7: ARG? I am a cop you idiot
so many reactions to this one....so little time...
1. Is your name Barney Fife?
2. Or as I have seen in the room, you are a keystone kop perhaps?
3. Giving you a gun or a badge is akin to giving John Wayne Gacy the "keys to the city" of Boys Town
4. Mall cops arent really cops
5. is cop an acronym for codependant obsessive prick?
6. Watching a CSI: Miami marathon on A&E doesnt make you a cop
7. Watching a Car 54, Where Are You marathon on TVLand doesnt make you a cop either, it just makes you stupid
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Hello manic, meet depressive.....depressive, say "how do" to manic
AnaisAnnais: someone give me a gun.. i'll shoot myself in the head
AnaisAnnais: or a big hug????
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what BDOS thinks he is typing -
In physics, string theory is a theoretical framework in which the point-like particles of particle physics are replaced by one-dimensional objects called strings. In string theory, the different types of observed elementary particles arise from the different quantum states of these strings. In addition to the types of particles postulated by the standard model of particle physics, string theory naturally incorporates gravity, and is therefore a candidate for a theory of everything,
a self-contained mathematical model that describes all fundamental forces and forms of matter. Aside from this hypothesized role in particle physics, string theory is now widely used as a theoretical tool in physics, and it has shed light on many aspects of quantum field theory and quantum gravity.
What the room is seeing when he types it -
BDOS: so do not pretend because you're not the great pretend
BDOS: just look around you carefully and you will understand what's going on right in front of your eyes
BDOS: and you are talking about stupidness you have to be crazy or you have to be on crack
BDOS: give me and I day
BDOS: oh > middle-class how do you refrigerate the this morning for the weekend
BDOS: talking about the earthquake
BDOS: e what I can do about the earthquake
BDOS: remembered I have the powers invested in me from high authority
BDOS: not mankind
BDOS: because remember I am not your kind I don't know you'll I don't want to participate with nothing you do
BDOS: you are out of my category
BDOS: now you should understand very clearlywhere am coming from
BDOS: thank you
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What she said -
Brensea: Wish I was an old may living off social security and food stamps and pretending to be Tonya, Cheryl and sit in the room bitching about what others do
What she forgot to add-
but noooooooooooooooooo, i have to go and be a skanky hooker, collecting STD's like some old bitches collect plates. But if i was a plate collector, i would go for the Bradford Exchange series commemorating the likes of Asparia, Calamity Jayne....oops i mean Jane, Polly Adler, Lulu White and the
indefatigable Mata Hari (note to the particular readers who still don't realize they are the ones being referenced in my disclaimers at the top of the blog, there really isn't a Bradford Exchange series commemorating famous hookers in history, so quit dialing their number with credit card in hand trying to become owner of the "1278th of 5000 limited to a period of 100 firing days" series)
And no offense to any Bradford Exchange stockholders....you make fine products....really...i mean it... but it was either you or the Franklin Mint and...well.....i own some Franklin Mint stuff (proud look).
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lmao well isnt this special.....this UserRay4136 creep comes in bitchin about his phone bone session gettin cut short cuz the "bitch's husband" arrived home.....as if the room gives a fuckin rats ass that he and his little worm is sexually frustrated....turns out he is also that measter107 scumbag that trolls the rooms and hits up half the screen names in the room for action.....you can even tell him you're a man and he still comes back.....hey measter...what part of sparkyPLUG makes you think of a woman.....and if it does, how many years did you spend in prison exactly???
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Uh oh.....Ana is REALLY mad at Lemon this time.....i guess he just doesnt truly understand her on the level she so desperately needs.....not his fault really....i mean let's face it.....anyone that has bothered to read her (which is a challenge in and of itself) would swear she was the illegitimate offspring of Charles Manson and the princess in Princess and the Pea
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On occasion, I have typed random thoughts mostly about the room that are not directed at any named roomie in particular or sometimes at all. I have decided to give those postings an official name....welcome to the first installment of ........
ROOMINATIONS
Ok so i get home and get settled in, thoughts of dinner in my head and am checking out some of the veggies i have to work with including cucumbers for the salad, zucchini, squash and carrots among the possibilities for side dishes and decide to check out the room first as i decide. I sit down and as i focus in on what's being said, the room is apparently in the middle of a discussion about god$@@#@#$@$ mother#@##$@#$@$ penis pumps!!! I have no idea how a topic like that even comes up (no pun intended) but fuck the veggie selection, time to order in pizza, NO BREAD STICKS!!!
On a different note, i find it very ironic and bordering on total bullshit that there are several regs who proclaim they NEVER read the blog and have zero interest in doing so, yet they seem to be all worked up about what is posted on the pier........so let me get this straight....they NEVER read the blog, so they are upset about something they have never read??? So if they have never read it, then how would they know to be mad? Their vitriolic comments about it lead me to believe they have buddies that copy and paste the content so they can pat themselves on the back for never visiting the page, yet have something to bitch about in life. If they treat their relationships with the same type of LIES, no wonder they are so miserable.
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Sometimes you see a comment that makes you think about 50 dozen things at one time....i'll try to remember some of the ones that went through my mind after this one......
RunningLatte: i knew a lot of people who would meet at sbux and fuck in the bathrooms
What the fuck kinda Starbucks do you hang out at.....or the alternate.....Who the fuck do you hang out with...
How many shots of cream do you......ok ok nevermind....too easy
Maybe they suffer from Word Associative Disorder and think "Well bucks rhymes with fucks.....sooooooooo"
Would you like a Tall or a Grande?
Holy crap, how much caffeine is in that Jamaican Blue Mountain!?!?!??!?!
Word on the street is the Salted Caramel Mocha makes a man's........stuff.....taste better.....who needs pineapple
Starbucks.....Wi-fi for your porn, bathrooms for tension relief
ok enough of this.....i think it's total bullshit but on the off chance it's true.....someone explain the logistics of this ....if its a one person bathroom....how do they handle the possible line of peeps waiting to use the facilities when they exit the "boudoir".....if its a multistall facility....how do they keep from being found out....what a conundrum. I guess i am just a bit too pragmatic to pull something like this off......i'd probably be thinking "oh man, next thing she is gonna say is it turns me on to repeatedly flush a men's urinal while i'm getting banged from behind"
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The day GI Jane went off in the chatroom.....you gotta admit, she pegged this fucker pretty accurately.....
Heavens Gate77: tommy.....knock it the fuck off. get a new story line. if you want M for M, go that way ~~~> if not then SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU DICK OBSESSED ASSHOLE
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Jayne is not too bright...she apparently has this fetish for coming in as other names and trying to make people think she is other roomies in disguise.....now dont get me wrong...i cant stand trsmiles.....but the only thing worse than being trsmiles....is trying to make people think you ARE trsmiles......she came in with this HappyMTrs name and everyone thinks its Terry but its her.....i guess the Bouffant Bitch just cant stay away from the action.....what's wrong Jayne....is the trailer trash room getting a bit too dull for your refined tastes?
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Yanno the awards that get passed out at the end of the year? I'm thinkin this dickwad is a future candidate for The Overreaction of the Decade.....i bet everytime he takes a swig of his swill, he looks like one of those guys on the Bitter Beer Face commercials way back
TooMnyBeers1: if some1 ever told me that they had a substitute for beer i would punch them in the fuckin face
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TMetzinger: Let's see, If I put everyone who yells or says something mean to someone else on Ignore... It'll be Me, Dixie, Kelly, and Suzi, I
think
Well think again Mr Non-Observant Bordering on Fucking Clueless.......I think this is another moron ready to be thrown onto the Dumbass Pile. First off, although he has been a reg off and on over the last few years, he wasn't here all that much recently until a few weeks ago and totally missed how piglet not only started the bickering with Sweetforeveron and others, but he seems to ignore the fact she picks at her every time they are both in the room at the same time. The difference is, Sweet doesn't take her shit. Since when is defending one self considered mean and if it is, then why is it mean for one and not the other? What's that???? You wanna see proof of piglet's slimy Brazilian so you try to be her hero??(Grabs barf bag....hang on a sec........)
Btw, could someone tell this Casanova wannabe that if he wants to broadcast his "real life" exploits to the room, he could at least use material from the last couple of decades instead of boring us with all his supposed college and high school trysts.....Oh wait, he hasn't been laid since college? Yeah, that makes sense.....
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What BDOS would sound like if they put him on Lithium.......
Big Bad Ron 9898: about 2 acres
Big Bad Ron 9898: she don`t know it ..... but santa`s bringing her a new riding mower for xmas !
Big Bad Ron 9898: SHE`LL BE THRILLED !
Big Bad Ron 9898: My Nelly`s a good woman .... hardworking and obedient
Big Bad Ron 9898: i feel blessed to have her
Big Bad Ron 9898: unfortunately Nelly`s gettin older and will probly need to be replaced in the next few years(is he talking about his wife or his horse)
Big Bad Ron 9898: Marriage is not a lifetime sentence
Big Bad Ron 9898: i`ve already started shopping for Nelly`s replacement
Big Bad Ron 9898: a woman in her late teens or early 20`s
Big Bad Ron 9898: hardworking and obedient of course
Big Bad Ron 9898: any you girls looking for a man ?
Big Bad Ron 9898: Ron`s a real man ....... i have no interest in men
Big Bad Ron 9898: Ron`s gotta go " TINKLE " ........ brb (yes.....because everybody knows REAL MEN say TINKLE....can't you just hear them in the Boston bars...."Man i just took a wicked TINKLAH"
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LisaHopkins44: O.o
What cows do when they can't understand what is happening in the world around them.....look at the totally vacant brainless expression in the big bloodshot eyes.......i got a 20 that says the next thing she is gonna do is moo
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ok the most current room punter BaroquesReturn02 was puntin with one hand and whacking off with the other as he slobbered all over a batch of Bea Arthur pics, repeatedly groaning "oh Maaaaude, hit me again" .....and then this trolling moron says this.....
Jgor548:nite room, too confusing
really? really!?!? someone punting the room is confusing? what's confusing about it exactly? does your two cell brain get bogged down with too many details and can't understand the concept that assholes come in and try to boot everyone out? or are you like Baroque and can only use one hand to operate the computer while your other hand is on that lil corn niblet you call a dick....
Speaking of room punters, i have seen a number of people say that these pricks are buddies with Ash the Loud Mouthed Assbag....yet very few seem to have problems with her having her friends come in and do this.......so that makes her just as guilty or why would she call them friends.......and i'm thinkin maybe it isn't her friends....maybe its just her using diff names.....either way it just proves she is the total piece of crap she has always proven herself to be....what's funny is i rarely get booted....it must piss them off pretty bad to know they can't stop the loggin....bitches
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bsw33t8152: Redact everything I say I do not give permission for my font to be used in any log or form
fuck off bitch.....i'll post anything i want, anytime i want about anybody i want and some "new" snippy little bitch like you cant do a damn thing about it.....wait....you're not one of those whiners that keep saying stuff trying to get mentioned on the blog, in disguise, are you? there's like 3 or 4 of em that assume they are worthy of a name mention...it's sad to see....kinda like watching Danny Bonaduce trying over and over to be relevant in today's pop culture world
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above and beyond the fact this is probably illegal in her area, the mere fact someone would actually bitch about someone's internet signal that they are STEALING shows a level of stupidity and skeeviness found most commonly in crack houses and motel 6's.....its like a bank robber opening a bag of stolen money and saying "those m$#$$#%#$#% gave me 100's....i wanted 20's god$#@$##R@#"
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Sweetladyrose00: oh my god this internet
Sweetladyrose00: i had to sign on to unsecured network
Sweetladyrose00: keeps going off on me
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LiL irysh fairy: It's lame to blog about chatrooms.... donate your time to the SPCA or a soup kitchen for crying outloud
This is the second or third time i have seen this mind numbingly stupid tree stump of a so called woman say this. Hey bitch, you are a big ass hypocrite.....you either sit and park or sit and talk in Married or in Married FUn ALL DAY and much of the night so you can't be doing any of the above volunteering either.......UNLESS....you are parking (which you have criticized others for) or you are logging (which is what i believe, because anyone that says they park for hours on end so they wont "lose their spot" is a bigger liar than Charles Ponzi, Richard Nixon and Lance Armstrong COMBINED). Looks like you're one of those that don't practice what you preach....you probably have posters of Jim Bakker and Jimmy Swaggart plastering your walls while constantly playing Wind Beneath My Wings on your shithole Coby cd player
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I'm not real fond of taking meds of any kind unless i absolutely need to....an occasional aspirin for a headache, pepto for the stomach are usually about as edgy as i get....but sometimes i have a bout of insomnia and the doc gave me a scrip for that if needed......so here i was watching the room as i was pondering to myself...i said "self? should i take one or maybe half of one and head to snoozeland?" and then suddenly i see this in the room.....and whammo, problem solved!
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you know your life has to suck in a TOTAL LOSER SORTA WAY when you have HOOKERS slamming you in public forums online. guess TRSmiles aint smilin so big now are ya, you weird little punk. maybe this will keep him outta the room enough where we wont have to hear that #$##$#$$#%$#%#%#% word "pict" for awhile.....
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if i ever got this desperate to see a naked woman...i believe i would duct tape my eyelids open and pour muriatic acid into
each one until my ocular cavities were barren of anything but skull bone
jerzeeegirl72: lol its a trailer, and they use the back bedroom as the stage
chris35909: perk deer stand
Desertangel398: LOL jerzee
Justin12805: i love seeing nude women
Kmaytenn: lol
OnlineHost: JSisME has entered the room.
Desertangel398: nice
NMLES N SHMLES: and what could your pic be in the post office for fetsy?
Voodoo Blues 01: damn, you can get a lap dance , and an 8 pt buck, all at the same time
Desertangel398: i figured as much, justin
jerzeeegirl72: lmao he said it was an old pallet with pvc pipe for a pole
Desertangel398: lol voodoo
Desertangel398: your kinda place huh?
Fetsy1234:um
Desertangel398:LOL jerzee
Desertangel398:haha
jerzeeegirl72: lol voo
Desertangel398: now that's FUNNY
Justin12805: yepi feel right at home
jerzeeegirl72: he said the one chick looked like she just gave birth that morning
Fetsy1234: I dont know..........ask the post office
Desertangel398:ew
Desertangel398: gross
jerzeeegirl72: lol
chris35909: justin?
Fetsy1234: lol
Justin12805: yes
chris35909: do they get aall the way ude?
chris35909: nude
Fetsy1234:what jerzee
Justin12805: yep
JSisME:justin u married in this room?
Desertangel398: lol
chris is interesdted
Desertangel398: interested*
Voodoo Blues 01: there has to be a walmart close by,,,,,,,,,so you can pick up some ammo, get an oil change on the truck, an get the lil woman some lingerie
Justin12805: nope
JSisME:or single
chris35909: your not telling the truth
Desertangel398: he gets his oiled changed
OnlineHost:Kmaytenn has left the room.
Gingeree1: one last sip
Justin12805: i am single
jerzeeegirl72: fets, these peole turned an old trailer out in bfe into a "strip bar"
JSisME: u lie
Desertangel398: lol jerzee
chris35909: they cant take bottoms off in alabama
Voodoo Blues 01: nothin turns me on more than a strip club in a double wide
Desertangel398:they can at the trailer
OnlineHost:Kmaytenn has entered the room.
ARG12345678910: BAck!!
Voodoo Blues 01: how great is that
Desertangel398: lol voodoo
jerzeeegirl72: and he said the toothless grandma was sitting at the kitchen table, ou have your choice of keystone, or keysone light..she gets it out of the fridge for ya
Desertangel398: i don't really think men care if it's in a trailer or a seedy building though
jerzeeegirl72: lol voo
Evilone2980: lol
Kmaytenn: lol
Desertangel398: it's all about the naked woman
NMLES N SHMLES: Hey ARG.. welcome back.
OnlineHost: Katkent1 has left the room.
Kmaytenn: classy joint
jerzeeegirl72: i kinda wanna go, just to see it
Justin12805: they can louisiana
Desertangel398: and her willingness to yanno, be naked
ARG12345678910: thanks Namless!
CoyotiUgly577: wb arg
Desertangel398: lol jerzee!!
Desertangel398:yw arg
jerzeeegirl72: lol des
Gingeree1: {S bobby darin - dream lover}
NMLES N SHMLES: so you inviting me to jersey bro?
ThreeKoolBeanz: they spring for Keystone..I was expecting Natty light...
jerzeeegirl72: wb arg
Gingeree1: {S bobby darin - dream lover}
Desertangel398: lol
jerzeeegirl72: lol beanz
chris35909: you said mobile alabama
Voodoo Blues 01: do the strippers look like Betty White???
Desertangel398: lol three
ARG12345678910: Yea come on down and sit the desk with me namless
Evilone2980: ahh natty lite....cheap ass shit
NMLES N SHMLES: key stone? i would have thought more like shlitz lol
Justin12805: they can in louisiana
JSisME: hey gingereee
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what she said....and what she wanted to add
Ladyfi6865: In the beginning of the yr im going to make the resolution to be nicer in 2014
i've never bothered to be nice before....wtf is wrong with me...wait..i know! i need another visit from prjudy.....i was always an extreme bitch when i hung around her and i am losing my edge
Ladyfi6865: I keep picking on the same fool for typing to slow and he has cerebral pusley
i wanted to ask him if his name was stephen hawking but i didn't want to wait 10 minutes for him to type yes, since i had to go fuck my boyfriend before hub gets back from his trip and all
Ladyfi6865: i mean i forget he has it but i shouldn't be that mean
i should be even meaner....wait till i focus on the more intimate aspects of his life...i am salivating just thinking about it
Epilogue:
did she really call it cerebral pusley? for cripes sake, if you're gonna announce the disease at least know how to say it, you make the man sound like he has blisters all over his brain....you are obviously mistaking him for eyedoc
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ok, i am sure most have seen Anais declare how rich she is....and...oh yes....she is an "artist"......
Kdcs11171: if bama looses chris owes me 500 bucks
The day after Bama loses.....
chris35909: soooooo Anais......how you doinnnnnn'
Ten minutes later (after chris and anais phone bone)
chris35909: ok Anais, could you send that $500 to KD directly for me....postage is almost half a dollar and a money order adds another buck, an envelope is another 15 cents and the gas to get there...all that adds up to milk money for my kids.....have i mentioned my kids....oh wait...i already boned you, i dont need to go there now.....anways, it would really help me out if you just sent it straight to her.....
The day after Anais sends the money to KD
chris35909: Anais is a crazy ass bitch.....and no we were never together....and no we didn't phone bone
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lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo oh man oh man....i can't stop laughing at this....
zoeylove43: when a person is miserable that person does it to him or herself no one else can make you feel this way only you always remember this:-)
Sorry folks....but this is RICH coming from this dumbass......this woman BRAGS to the room how BDOS controls every aspect of her life from when she can sign on, who she can email and probably when she eats or leaves the house.....and then she comes in under other screen names and SLAMS BDOS for doing all of that to her......hey zoey.....why don't you read what YOU said about 2 dozen times....memorize it...and every time BDOS yells at or abuses you in some fashion.....chant it to yourself over and over and then DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT
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What she said
InocentPrincesss: for the men.....have ya ever jacked one off to a pussy picture and shot ur load on it pretending it was real?
How it looked to any logical thinking ADULT with common sense
hi my name is ino....i talk like i am in junior high.....i get bored when the room isnt talking about sex because everything else in life doesn't matter....oh except when i am talking about my food issues.....i love to talk about the most fattening, unhealthy foods ever to exist on earth, then after i OVERINDULGE, i whine like a......7th grader...about how i feel sick and ate too much......i have no self control when it comes to sex talk or food.....in fact one might even say i am the Jabba the Hut of Married chat....i hope these people never find out i dont bathe regularly.....they might suspect though, because i love to talk about my smelly twat, especially when Fets is in the room....it's like we have a competition to be the most outrageously gross person in the room....thats what us jr high peeps do.....i wish people other than me and fets found it humorous.......brb...i have to scratch my pimple infested asshole
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riverzz4: taz im an aol dr,,,,,,,,whats wrong?
riverzz4: my nurse ,,,,,,,,,nurse cold firngers will show u to the exam room
This dickwad is like a slimeball, greasy version of Grizzly Adams with a little bit of "creepy uncle" thrown in for effect
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"NON-ROOMIE RELATED" RANT ALERT!!!! "NON-ROOMIE RELATED" RANT ALERT!!!!
Could someone please explain to me, in a calm, cool, collective voice WTF THESE SUB SANDWICH PLACES LIKE SUBWAY AND QUIZNO'S NEVER HAVE A G#$D@#@#@@ M$#^&@F#!#*&%#@ MAKE IT EASY ON THE CUSTOMER DRIVE THRU?!?!?!?!?!?!? YOU'RE IN THE FUCKING FOOD BUSINESS FOR FUCKS SAKE!!! YOU DUMBASSES THINK WE ARE ALL JARED WANTING TO LOSE 100 LBS SO YOU FORCE US TO PARK OUR CAR AND WALK IN?!?!?!? SOME OF US WANT TO BE SEDENTARY ON THE DRIVE HOME FROM WORK, BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, IF YOU WANT A TOASTED ITALIAN SUB FULL OF DELICIOUS GOODNESS, YOU HAVE TO GET OUT OF YOUR G#$D@#@#@@ M$#^&@F#!#*&%#@ CAR!!!!! WHAT MAKES IT WORSE IS EVEN THE JEWELRY STORE WITH THE BIG SIGN BLARING THE FACT "WE BUY GOLD - BEST PRICES IN TOWN" HAS A G#$D@#@#@@ M$#^&@F#!#*&%#@ DRIVE THRU!!! THE HEARING AID PLACE HAS A DRIVE THRU.!!!! CANT YOU SEE ONE OF THESE SUBWAY/QUIZNO'S FRANCHISE OWNERS BEING SHOWN A BRAND NEW STATE OF THE ART FACILITY BUILT EXPRESSLY FOR A FOOD ESTABLISHMENT AS THEY PONDER THE LEASE OFFERING...."WELL YOU HAVE A GREAT LOCALE AND A FAIR MONTHLY PRICE FOR A GOOD LONG TERM, BUT...NAWWWWW, WE THINK WE WANT TO BE LOCATED IN A HUM DRUM RUN OF THE MILL PLAIN JAYNE....OOPS I MEAN JANE.....STRIP CENTER". FUCKHEADS
OK, back to regular programming......
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Kdcs11171: I was married for 25 years
Kdcs11171: 25 years of crazy was enough
Kdcs11171: He was diagnosed with 3 mental illnesses
what she would have said had she been injected with sodium pentothol
Kdcs11171: I was married for 25 years
Kdcs11171: 25 years of crazy was enough
Kdcs11171: He was diagnosed with 3 mental illnesses and i was 1 of the 3
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Fahntastik: ok,, im way too stupid and probably annoying nigth alll
gotta give the man credit.....his self-introspection skills are primo for being as drunk off his ass as he is...kudos to you fahn....now work on not being such a dickhead and you might actually not bore the room as much as you do
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trsmiles: jules i need a pict of you in yr thong
could someone kick this weasel's ass and tell him the word is "pic" or "picture"....not pict!!!! god how dumb that sounds.....cant you just see him at the dinner table "someone pass the toothpicts".....or at the movies "honey, what pict show do you want to see" ........or at the music supply store "do you have any guitar picts?" ....the ONLY sentence he says that this word even remotely works is "hey look at my finger, i done pict my nose! har dee har har" in his "duh which way did he go george" voice
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Elaine1970inNJ: My husband just got a shady farms turkey breast on sale woo hoo!
i bet your fam shops at Food Lion or the equivalent don't ya Elaine....
Alternative Reaction:
Two weeks later Elaine comes in the room and when asked where she's been...
Elaine1970inNJ: I just got out of the hospital yesterday. I had a bad case of listeria. This is the first time i have felt like eating since before Halloweeen
Unnamed Roomie: What's for dinner Elaine
Elaine1970inNJ: leftover turkey. It's thawing on the kitchen counter as we speak. Two more hours and it will be HELLOOOOOO Turkey Salad Sandwiches!!!!
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I will pay 5000 in Monopoly money AND a 5 dollar gift card to Starbucks to anyone that can tell me what the fuck this guy is saying during his diatribes such as this.....i'll even give a "Free McDouble" coupon if you can tell me who the hell he is talking to in most the comments. My personal belief is he one of those military soldiers from the mid 20th century that was used as a guinea pig to study the immediate and long term effects of LSD usage. I have taken the liberty, since it's my webpage, of attempting to interpret(this may result in my admission to Bellevue, but i fight the good fight) and also add commentary on some of this bullshit.....
BDOS: that the pancake doesn't have a bottom and you have to have a lifejacket to keep on top(sounds like he is trying to order breakfast at Denny's at 3 am after a drunk night out OR he is saying his pancakes are swimming in syrup??)
BDOS: very serious
BDOS: dick do you have a new boyfriend
BDOS: I haven't here you said a thing for months(because i am blind and everything displays on my screen in braille)
BDOS: remember dick if you keep taking that in your backside when you go to the bathroom everything would fall out(there is no interpreting this, sounds like the man is an expert at getting backdoor action...to each his own, but it possibly confirms my theory that Zoey is indeed a man)
BDOS: because there's no muscles to keep it in
BDOS: and just explaining to you on a medical term
BDOS: I am missing a person and action this morning
BDOS: I think some of you people should walk up the hill
BDOS: to see if that person is OK
BDOS: because that person might be very sick or something (ok i got sidetracked after the hill comment, i started singing Fats Domino..."I founnnd my thrill.......")
BDOS: you know what you said your friends
BDOS: but you do not like friends are associate's (the closest i could come on this one is he is in like, the stupidest crime mob to ever have existed on the planet.....oh God, i can FEEL the brain cells dying, especially near my eyeballs)
BDOS: all you want to know that the female can spread her wings
BDOS: that is logical
BDOS: one more thing I have to say I do not associate with few people for the last 20 years or 25 years ..."(aha!! he admits he is a hermit...i bet he has posters of Ted Kaczynski plastering his walls....even some before and after "beard" shots. He probably whacks off to those as he listens to David Cassidy sing "I think i love you, so what am i so afraid of..."
BDOS: what ever it maybe at the present or past
BDOS: so that means I have already scan your mind and your intentions (Hi my name is BDOS and i am the NSA of AOL)
BDOS: if you were the right doctor you would understand that
BDOS: et seq. you want to make the impressionuncertain people
BDOS: I noticed that some of you in your subconscious mind have about and would say 180 issues in your subconscious mind ( I can't interpret this, my eyeballs started rolling around in my head like a slot machine in high gear)
BDOS: you goes back to the same patternevery couple of hours (BDOS, it's taken 2 hours to read just the shit on this diatribe)
BDOS: somebody have to guess trigger you (it's a stretch, but this sounded like a Roy Rogers reference to me)
BDOS: like you
BDOS: and you think you're hiding something when you're not hiding anything
BDOS: because there's always a paper trail
BDOS: I got you yon candid camera (who the fuck are you? the ghost of Allen Funt?)
BDOS: I think certain people in this roomhas a psychological problem
BDOS: so fix your problem
BDOS: now I can say what I have to say because what I have to say and you don't understand what I have to say that means you have a psychological problem and you do not now how to comprehend what I have said in the first beginning because
BDOS: you are confused (what the fuck!?!? what the fuck!?!?! what the godd@#$@ motherfu#@#$@ fuck!?!?!? YEAH I AM CONFUSED YOU FUCKIN FUCKITY FUCK MORON!!!)
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The winner of the Stupidest AOL Pickup Line of the Decade.........
male2much4u:Are all the females in room happily married?? You can answer by IM...to be honest..
Followed by the Biggest Room Lie Ever Told On AOL.............
male2much4u: glad to find all are happily married..
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Just in time for Halloween....one of the STUPIDEST freaks to frequent the M rooms has returned......now i dont want to speak for women since i can't picture that angle....but doesnt this guy make you wanna do that "i just threw up in my mouth a little" thing you all do? and wtf does this kind of ego come from??? This was his reaction when told she had never seen a pic of him.......
Rodneynorespect3: hollow? really?? dang girl thought all u gals passed me around years ago lol
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KristysVault: lemon?
TMetzinger: We do our fun run in the spring
KristysVault: how long have you been chatting in this room?
SUZISHERE7: to raise money for the PTO
OneButifulFatGrl: oo ok
Couldwont: (suzi slush fund)
SUZISHERE7: tim this will be our only fund raiser
KristysVault: i have a bone to pick with lemon
KristysVault: hello
naughtynnice252: Lemon come play with us!
LemonGrogger: not sure its all a blur a little over a year i think
KristysVault: yeah right
Couldwont: lemons don't have bones
Couldwont: they have seeds
LemonGrogger: has it been longer?
KristysVault: I bet you have always been around
TMetzinger: Good luck with it Suzi
LemonGrogger: lol
Bigcowboyken: hi linda
KristysVault: or i should say
SUZISHERE7: thanks tim
KristysVault: sneaking
LemonGrogger: smh
TMetzinger: I'd come fun but A it's too far and B it's too cold
TMetzinger: Oh, and C my knees are shot
naughtynnice252: hi ken
KristysVault: does anyone know how loooong lemon has been frequenting this room
SUZISHERE7:lol
SUZISHERE7: i dont run
SUZISHERE7: i stand in the middle
TMetzinger:Kristy who cares?
SUZISHERE7: yell at the kids
LemonGrogger: they dont care
LemonGrogger: see
Welllllllll Kristy, if you must know, records show 03-10-12 was the first Married room appearance(sounds like Grog is taking tutorial lessons from piglet on Revisionist History), but if you want to count Married 1 and Married 4, then you're going back to 08-31-11 on this computer..... for the Grog name (if you're talking Juddge, Sham, Seditious, et al, then early 2000's)...........i could be inspired to dig my old computer out of storage and check back to 2006 ...under one condition, a simple answer to a simple question....WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU???
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What he said:
BoTee Jr: Kelly anyone who knows me will tell I was and still am THE VERY BEST hun :)
What he meant:
BoTee Jr: Kelly , or shall i call you piglet? anyone who knows me will tell I was and still am THE VERY BEST hun :). You can take Tommy Ringo, Jimmy Jizz, uh i mean Rizz, Eyedoc, Dr Bombay, oh damn i mean Jerkoffo....uh, Jervago, Kellyblue AND Cara Mia and add up all their insult skills and i can out-insult the whole bunch of em. Hell just last night i insulted my own mom at the dinner table. I sternly looked her in the eye and i said "Momma, I know technically this is your house, but i have warned you for the last time. Do NOT open the basement door and come down those stairs unless you knock or call me first. That's called invasion of privacy you old bat and that's where i live so show me the respect i demand or i'll plant your ass in a nursing home so fast your head will spin like Linda Blair on the Exorcist!!"
(Can't you see piglet replying "Oh BO!!!!! you sure know how to still give me sweet creams you manly man you!")
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LiL irysh fairy: Parkers that aren't regs need to go
Hey dumbass....i been parking in the married rooms for 7 years, so i am a hell of a lot more "reg" than you are and if i want to sit 24/7, i'll do it. You think i give a flying fuck if your stupid friends can't get in? What the fuck are you even doing in the room anyways, you are always gushing about MarriedFUn and that piece of shit white trailer trash Rosie. Did she happen to share the pic of her on a broken down ratty ass sofa with a panelled trailer wall background and a DIRTY SHEET on the window serving as a curtain???? So shut your piehole or get the fuck out........moron.
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well well well...looks like the self deluded bastion of integrity known as JAYNE DOE SMITH is a big ass liar.....ole Jayne has insisted for years that she has never used other screen names.....yet here she comes in the rooms as SallyWonderful....all giggly like an idiot and lookin for someone named up4you
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Brensea: I live on the side of a mountain
The day the room found out Brensea is really Olivia Walton of Walton's Mountain fame. Let's take a peek into her home life, shall we?
John-Boy(as he is scooping heaps of mashed potatoes onto his already overflowing plate of gooooood country cookin): Momma? Why do most of us kids not look alike?
John, Sr. : Son, your momma is a whore.
Olivia: Now John!!! John Boy, what your daddy meant to say is I am a prostitute and damn proud of it. And part of the territory when one sell's their body for earthly pleasures is the risk of pregnancy, since abortion won't be legal for another 40 years.
John-Boy: So what you're saying is we have different daddies. "Daddy" must really love you for him to raise other men's kids.
John, Sr: Love my ass, i get free labor at the mill from all you young'uns.
Ben: So who is my daddy?
Olivia: The owner of the general store.
Ben: Mr Drucker?
John, Sr: No, you're thinking of Green Acres. Your poppa is Ike, but he don't want nothing to do with you.
Ben: Why? (sudden self introspection kicks in) Oh, nevermind, i get it. If I were him, would i want anything to do with me? Honest answer.....no.
Erin: Is my daddy Charles Ingalls?
Olivia: Not unless you made your way over to the set of Little House on the Prairie.
Elizabeth: Who's my daddy?
Grandpa: Howdy Doody
Elizabeth: Hey to you too Gramps, now answer the fuckin question. (She says as she cluelessly twists the red hair twixt her fingers).
Grandma: Elizabeth!!! Don't you dare talk to your elders that way! I'll spank you with this spatula if i hear that language again at this dinner table!
Mary Ellen: Oh stow it Golden Girl wannabe. The whole house heard you yellin at Grandpa to "rail me like a two dollar whore you fuckin bastard" last night
Grandpa: I wasn't home last night
Sheriff Ep Bridges: Errrr...uh.....well folks, time for me to go patrol the dirt roads, thanks for dinner!
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back in the 90's, SNL had a skit Kevin Nealon used to do called Mr Subliminal....he would make normal comments...and then under his breath, quick spoken comments usually about sex....this is my version of Jayne as Mr Subliminal....sans the sex angle. I took actual room comments she made and deleted everything surrounding those....and in parentheses is the sublime....picture this at your own risk......you might end up......well....dumber......
Jayne Doe Smith: let me ask siri (hi i'm jayne but you can call me dumbfuck)
Jayne Doe Smith: siri said delayed wouldnt give score (i am not too bright, some might even call me dim)
Jayne Doe Smith: she is so fresh
Jayne Doe Smith: oh dear(i scored a 5 on my ACT)
Jayne Doe Smith: what inning did they rain delay
Jayne Doe Smith: LOL SIRI LIED?????? (i only scored a 5 because random chance allowed me to get some right...i mean after all, even a broken clock is right twice a day)
Jayne Doe Smith: LOL Siri says delayed (i couldn't be dumber if they lobotomized and de-stemmed me)
Jayne Doe Smith: oh I so agree SUE but people arent talking to each other (i make karenmca7 look like einstein, although i think diamondgal's hair REALLY looks like Einsteins)
Jayne Doe Smith: hey sue ummmmm WE especially ME are addicts
Jayne Doe Smith: SUE I might have to check myself into an aol chat room withdrawal program (speaking of hair, i look like a dumb cow ....with a bouffant)
Jayne Doe Smith: but say hi if you see me out in the hall LOL
Jayne Doe Smith: I am serious
Jayne Doe Smith: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Jayne Doe Smith: I am sleepy
Jayne Doe Smith: Sue?
Jayne Doe Smith: half my end table arrived (anytime you pass a cow in the field you have to wonder if its a cow..... or me)
Jayne Doe Smith: says partial
Jayne Doe Smith: the base
Jayne Doe Smith: I guess the glass comes separate
Jayne Doe Smith: but I didnt know that (I guess i should have read the purchase shipping info ....but since i am a cow, i cant read...i'm still wondering how i was able to type the credit card info with these big cow hooves of mine......wait...i need to moo....brb)
Jayne Doe Smith: when I was unwrapping
Jayne Doe Smith: would have made a good candid camera (the upside is i can be cow buds with lisahopkins...it will be so fun to moooooo at each other like the Chick Fil A cows probably do behind the scenes as they sing Holla Back Cow)
Jayne Doe Smith: I was SOOOOOOO careful
Jayne Doe Smith: and then no glass and I searched the box
Jayne Doe Smith: I told my funny husband about searching for the glass and he pretended he was gonna put my beverage down on it (i am so glad he is almost as dumb as i am, after all, he is still married to me)
Jayne Doe Smith: who is witchypoo (i almost said witchymoo, but then i woulda wanted to chew cud)
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The Tigers lost!!!!!! Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i love it......shithole team from a shithole city.......love watching their fans cry about it....not a big Boston fan but better them than the skeeve team. The only thing that woulda been better is had this happened at home in front of the most idiotic sports fans in the world......hahahahahahahaha.....HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Kdcs11171: night everyone :) have a super marvie evening :) Sweet creams :)
Everytime this bitch says this, i have to go chunk my box of International Delight French Vanilla Coffee Creamer Singles in the trash.....and wtf is up with this super marvie shit....sounds like a skeevy version of Marsha Brady
Lovinspoonfuls2: room announcement: I am a guy
this idiot whines about this all the time....here's a clue for you moron...if you don't like it...change the name! here's another clue for you...it SOUNDS like a woman's name...moron.....and yet another clue? the room doesnt give a fuck if guys im you...half the guys that im are not even in the room....they are called trollers...moron......not as smart as you think you are huh
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I see Mr Pompous Ass BostonTom is thrilling us with his presence again...above and beyond the fact a simpleton could figure out what nln means, he always assumes any woman he is talking to or about is always talking only to him, as if the 15-20 other men in the room are monkeys hanging off the rafters (ok SOME of them are, but i digress). Everytime Tombo comes in the room, i feel like i am watching Major Charles Winchester on M*A*S*H......or the ugliest hot air balloon in the Albuquerque International Balloon Fiesta....someone pop that fuckhead.....in the mouth.....no wait...allow me......
PassinMyOpinion: Steph gets hot over balls with seams
PauIDOM1: only stuff you have in baseball is ball and bat
Dixie9500: ummm let me look, Im at home so I have no signal
jerzeeegirl72: mmm yes..but i bet you have a great bat
SueSun64: was the other day think i sent to you
Dixie9500: Passin, you type as though you know me! ;)
Dixie9500: and nln
PauIDOM1: it's a fungo <google it>
SueSun64: or the right name on there
Dixie9500: Oh, I havent checked in awhile..I'll look when I have service
BostonRedSox4891: does anyone know what nln means?
PassinMyOpinion: lol Steph
Dixie9500: Sue, right!
jerzeeegirl72: lol
BostonRedSox4891: for those of us above the Mason-Dixon line?
PauIDOM1: it's the middle finger...or half a peace sign
SueSun64: nln= giving the ginger
SueSun64: finger
Dixie9500: lol @ half of a peace sign
BostonRedSox4891: did you give me the finger, Stephanie?
PauIDOM1: or it could be Dixie having a good time
Rick Williams KY: it orignated in the midwest
Dixie9500: Passin are you male or female?
jerzeeegirl72: hahahha paul
Dixie9500: no, not THAT time, Tom
PassinMyOpinion: I'm whatever turns you on
Dixie9500: lol Paul, I wish, but it would take at least two
SueSun64: lucky you steph lol
PauIDOM1: you're a package of twinkies?
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BOGGLE YOUR MIND ALERT!!! BOGGLE YOUR MIND ALERT!!!
EyeDocAndyNj48: IM GOIN TO MEET MY FRINED TO GO TO THE GUN RANGE AT 10;30 TOO
Less than two months after this guy was supposedly in the hospital for a suicide attempt and someone is meeting him at a GUN RANGE!?!?!?!?!??
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i dont usually react to emails sent my way because most are inane, ineffectual blather about why i am such an asshole...as if the email is going to somehow change my outlook on how truly stupid or vacant of substance they are.....but i am going to make an exception in this case because this dim bulb of a woman rants like Carol Channing on steroids and one can barely get a point across to her before she tries to wield some invisible (fake) power about the ability to get others thrown off aol......so first is the email she sent me.....followed by my open letter back to her here at the pier.......
"WHY ARE YOU PUTTING ME ON YOUR BLOG? GET A LIFE!! LEAVE ME OUT OF IT!! I HAVE ENOUGH ASSHOLES IN IT ALREADY THANK YOU"
Dear Ms Diller(as in Phyllis),
First, i must say i feel a bit of pity for you because you don't seem to have the ability to actually read. My disclaimer at the entrance to the pier CLEARLY STATES i could give not even a rat's ass about what you think. Now most logical thinking people, which you apparently are not, would understand their only recourse is to walk to the end of the pier and throw themselves off. You seem to think that by "yelling" at me in huge eyedocandy sized font will somehow stop me from making the comments that the first amendment guarantees me i am allowed to make. Now you aren't some kind of commie are you? (God rest Carroll O'Connor's soul). Surely you would agree that if you can come in and bore the room to goddamn tears with your banshee wails of venomous rage at people who have done nothing more than to laugh at your proudly displayed idiocy, then i have a right to point out how utterly pathetic you are? No? Well, fuck off....
You talk about how nice and wonderful (and pretty) you are.......ever picked up a websters and actually used it? You are only nice to people who either wanna rut with you (idiots like "keith") or people who wholeheartedly agree with every word you spew out of that cornhole you call a mouth. And looks wise....whatever attractiveness a stranger might think you have(which
would be a stretch in and of itself)...once they got to see the real you in action....that would dissipate...because you have an ugly soul. It's not too late to change, but i doubt you will. You have made yourself vulnerable to the very assholes that you eventually berate in the room for screwing you over.....if you are so troubled by your aol relationships and don't want the room
talking about it, THEN DONT COME IN AND TALK ABOUT IT YOURSELF MORON!!!!!
Another acceptance you will eventually HAVE to make is the fact not everyone in a chat room is going to like you...if you cant accept that...then dont come in.....do you really handle in person life the way you handle all of this? I cant imagine ever wanting to know a person like you other than to be able to recognize you are walking in my direction so i can devise an exit strategy to avoid you like the plague. Now with all that being said....do not email me
again.....ever.
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if i had to choose between being stranded on a desert island with naughtysloving/sweetcarol/sweetbobo; Anais or karenmca7, i would choose the electric chair....with a lethal injection booster to make sure i didn't miraculously survive
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speaking of carol/bobo whatever the hell her name is now, she declares to the room how pretty she is.....i'm laughin and thinkin "no bitch, you ugly, you very very ugly" (feel free to make a round of you so ugly jokes if you wish). She and Diamond could make a new club where they sit and cackle about how pretty they each think they are(they would be gushing about themselves, not the other one)
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LisaHopkins44: california is gonna fall in da ocean
Only if you're standing on Coastal Hwy 1 you COW
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Diamondgal13: Lemon you have been reported for harrassment i pay for aol you will be gone
Can't you see the TOS General department at AOL HQ
"Hey guys? That one woman that thinks she is the only AOL customer is wanting us to tos another guy who pissed her off."
"It's not Keith under another name is it?"
"No, but as wigged out as she is, i'm thinkin she has a bit of a crush on him, aka.......a Lemon crush"
"That sounds like a nickname for the Jacksonville Jaguars defense"
"What defense?"
"Exactly"
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Speaker of the House John Boehner received a standing ovation from his fellow Republican congressmen after posting this to his Twitter feed
WitchyPoo563: I don't have sex with Republicans .... they are selfish lovers
One anonymous source inside the Boehner camp was quoted as saying "Sticking the left with this sorry sack of shit excuse for a woman is a bigger victory than defunding Obamacare ever would have been".
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Oct 15
Is it just me or does anyone else think Rhonda looks kinda like Shelley Duvall....on acid
Oct 14
EyeDocAndyNj48: SHE MADE PSGETTIOS
Campbells Soup Company filed suit in federal court to force AOL to shut down chatrooms, citing slander of product and is seeking reparations for irrecoverable damage of reputation. An anonymous source on Campbell's legal team said "The mere thought of some skeeveball of this ilk even glancing at our product on store shelves is enough to cause a week's worth of sleepless nights. Besides, who the fuck says this? FIVE YEAR OLDS, not fake eye doctors"
oct 12
LemonGrog: for whatever reason Jayne and I just cant get along
Heavens Gate77: lemon, youre just too sour
Sweetforeveron: cause u dont read books like her lemon
imagination cloud forms over head.....sees jayne with her 5 decade old bouffant hairstyle laden with hairpins sitting with a stack of primary readers from 1960 in her lap...when she gets to the Dick and Jane series...she painstakingly crosses out every "Jane" word and neatly pencils in "Jayne"...then smiles at herself in the mirror for a productive job well done
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the day i gave up biscuits n gravy forever.........thanks bitch
Elaine1970inNJ: yeah my love biscuit engorges with goodness
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wow...the bitch times how long she is gone from the room? seems a bit obsessive...but then again...this is the same assmunch that counts how many people she "clicks"
Jayne Doe Smith: wait I was only gone 49 minutes and this is now a bible chat?
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what she said
Jayne Doe Smith: no drama for me they are all blocked
Jayne Doe Smith: and when I come in - it is a click fest
what she meant
Jayne Doe Smith: no drama for me, i lie and say i blocked them
Jayne Doe Smith: and when I come in - it is a click fest...i click my heels and say there's no place like home and then realize i was born the same year Judy Garland was
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Version 2
what she said
Jayne Doe Smith: no drama for me they are all blocked
Jayne Doe Smith: and when I come in - it is a click fest
what she meant
Jayne Doe Smith: no drama for me they are all blocked...and then i spend the next hour whining and asking people to fill me in on what the ones i clicked are saying
Jayne Doe Smith: and when I come in - it is a click fest.....because it gives me a sense of superiority i have never gotten anywhere else in my life
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i saw someone in the room say that i pick on people...and several agreed with them...cant remember now who it all was and its not important enough to go check the logs....but i was struck at the time by how hypocritical they were being because i have seen every single one of them say a lot worse about people that werent even in the room to fight back...at least i say mine publicly where anyone that knows how to click a mouse can read it
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Fahntastik: night all,, im way too boring tonight,
This prick once said that anytime he makes the comment above, it actually means that the room is boring him....which means he is dissing everyone talking at the times he says this...hey Duhmntastik, i got news for you, you are boring EVERY TIME YOU COME IN THE ROOM AND SPREAD YOUR STUPIDITY LIKE AN STD....and for those who think i am "picking on him"...think about this....if YOU have actually seen him say this before....YOU were one of the ones he was dissing.....yeah.....sucks to be you huh
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ok, i took the liberty of removing others comments to focus specifically on what was said here and i'm not going to ridicule someone for what could have happened.....but his retort to someone questioning if it was real or not was jaw dropping.....more commentary after
Bigcowboyken: god came to me once
Bigcowboyken: as an angel of death
Bigcowboyken:i died on the operating table
Bigcowboyken: he said go back
Bigcowboyken: its not your time
Bigcowboyken: no i was dead
Bigcowboyken: 3 mins
Bigcowboyken: dr said i was clinacly dead
Bigcowboyken: google it
Bigcowboyken: god came to me
Bigcowboyken: in a bright light
yeah...thats riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...he said google it. lmaooooooooooooooooooooo.........google it? google it? i swear this man has had a frontal lobotomy....you are going to google that near death or after death experiences are real or not???? are you kidding???? did you not see all the fuckin mayan end of days bullcrap on google last year??? this is the guy that inspired the "if its on the internet it must be true" commercial
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Lycan092974: but my wife won't let me take our kids camping any more..I made them dig fighting holes and set up a
defensive perimeter with intersecting fields of fire..and we ran security patrols at 0330.
ok raise your hand if the first thing that flashed through your mind while
reading this was you wondered if you had accidentally changed the channel to an
episode of Doomsday Preppers.....you know...that show that you try to avoid so
much, you would actually watch honey booshit smear pbj all over her face than
watch 5 seconds of this....gee...when i went camping as a kid, we did things
like....oh...hiking, rock collecting, fishing......and the only security patrol
at 3:30 was making a run for the "bathroom" in the dark of night
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Oct 10
Watching congress spew all their bullshit for the sole purpose of winning points in the press when they actually believe less than half of what they want us to believe, is like watching Rhonda and Andy in this continual repeat pattern of manic depressive bullshit...Rhonda is the Democrats (sorry dems, but look at it this way, i could've said Andy) and of course that makes Andy the Repubs....cant figure out which one is stupider/crazier/scummier?
Neither can the rest of us.....example below
Rhonda: i LOOOOVE Andy, he is so genuine and such a good
man Andy: RHONNNNNNNNDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUU
Rhonda: awwwwww the MAN of my dreams! not like you pathetic men in here
Andy: RHONDAAAAAA, PICK UP YOUR PHONE, I WANT TO CALL YOU
Rhonda: i cant, my hub is home, he wants to fuck me soon
Andy: RHONDAAAAA, I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE YOUR PUKEBAG ABUSIVE HUSBAND, I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU, YOU CAN LIVE WITH ME FOREVER
Rhonda: dont tell me what to do!
Andy: RHONDAAAAAA, WHY WONT YOU LET ME FLY YOU OUT HERE, PLEASE DONT TREAT ME LIKE THIS, I LOOOOOOOVE YOU, OPEN YOUR IMS
Rhonda: i cant IM, fuck you
Andy: I AM GOING TO TAKE MY BOTTLE OF PERCOCETS, LIFE ISNT WORTH LIVING
Rhonda: dont ever talk to me again fucker!!!
Rhonda: I HATE MEN!
20 minutes later....
Rhonda: i LOOOOVE Andy, he is so genuine and such a good man
Andy: RHONNNNNNNNDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUU
Rhonda: awwwwww the MAN of my dreams! not like you pathetic men in here
(hears And the Beat Goes On playing in the background)
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Oct 11
I saw piglet tell the room that she found my lifestream funny and entertaining....then 2 sentences later, she says that everything i post is always negative(can we say contradiction????)...that i never have anything positive to say about anyone.....well i feel a need to admit my faux pas....so.....in a spirit of good will......i will make a positive comment.......
i'm POSITIVE most of you people in the room are idiots....there...better?
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Oct 12
zoey is whining in the room today about how overpaid our military peeps are and how they all drive nice cars and live in big beautiful homes.....hmmm...well maybe to gutter dwellin skeevy white trash like her, they do! cmon, give her a break.....think about it...the BEST thing that happens to her in life is waking up and seeing BDOS.....thats like winning the lottery but the only thing you're allowed to spend money on is paper clips
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it's called Lysergic acid diethylamide Anais. You're not supposed to ingest it just because they say it expands your mind......see ana, you would have to actually HAVE a mind to expand and there are things that do that a lot better than LSD.....they're called books
AnaisAnnais: i remember whe i was a baby in my crib, and i was woken by my father chasing my
mother , both naked arrownd the room...
AnaisAnnais: i was standing in my crib
MsLollipopLane01: crib?
LemonGrog: you remember that far back Ana?
AnaisAnnais: well, when meditating, sometimes.. layers of things go thru ur mind
AnaisAnnais: before u really meditate
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